#Second maze

[bluntshavingrazor]

The last five games I played on Steam, rated entirely by if they involve fishing and/or trains.

GROUNDED

No fishing in this game, though I'd admit that I haven't played through the whole story yet. There is a pond which contains a fish, but it is a prized Koi Carp that the owner appears fond of, which is kind of the opposite of fishing if you think about it. And since the whole premise of the game is that you've been shrunk down very small, the fish is actually very big by comparison. You might think this excludes the possibility of fishing entirely, but you're forgetting the wide variety of other pond dwelling creatures that would still be tiny on that scale. Tardigrades, for example. 0/5

There are no trains involved in the game so far, though I'm not ruling out the possibility of a miniaturised train in one of the miniaturised science labs. No spoilers, but for now, it's also a 0/5

RAFT

Fishing features heavily in this game, both as a means of obtaining food and catching rare fish to sell for coins. You also use a hook to catch floating debris, and attack hostile fish with a spear which is sort of spear fishing in a way. 5/5

No trains though. 0/5

COOKIE CLICKER

Other than a fish shaped cookie you can buy, there are no fish in this game at all. There is the mention of fish flakes, suggesting real fish exist, but you cannot catch them, even in the small pool of milk you dunk your cookie into. 0/5

No trains here, either. Even the Mine building doesn't appear to have a mine cart installed. 0/5

FOLLOW THE MEANING

A small indie game from Second Maze, this is a point-and-click mystery with a surrealist vibe similar to (not coincidentally) the Rusty Lake franchise. I'm only mentioning this because I think it's the most obscure game on this list. No actual fishing, but there is a fisherman and you do go underwater at one point. 1/5

Still no trains. 0/5

HALF-LIFE 2

I really only started the game up so I could get the achievements from Episode 1 and Episode 2 again after the anniversary update. Since they're all part of the same game now, I'll count them all.

Gordon Freeman is too busy for fishing, unfortunately. There aren't even the same underwater enemies in this game that were in Half-Life 1, so it couldn't even get a point for that. 0/5

Trains feature heavily in the Half-Life franchise. Yes, they're mostly being used by the enemy factions in Half-Life 2, but morality is not considered as a factor in this rating or I'd have to mark all the fishing scores down on principle. 5/5

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Follow the meaning releases November 14th, become detective Paul Trilby in a surrealist puzzle adventure for PC via Steam

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[ricky-mortis]

Time Bastard trapped in Tinky’s blorbo box

[demigod-shenanigans]

I’ve seen a couple posts about Thalia being a natural blonde and dyeing her hair, and I wanna talk about that concept specifically in the context of Jason dying because that’s devastating to me

Thalia started dyeing her hair at least in parts because she hated looking like her mom. She wanted that connection cut.

It’s not until she sees Jason again all those years later that she realizes in a way she rejected Jason with that decision, too.

It’s not until after she loses him the second time that she really considers what this means and that while she doesn’t care to honor their mother’s memory, she can’t stand the fact that she doesn’t look like her brother.

The next time her roots grow in, she doesn’t re-dye them.

But she’s been dyeing her hair for so long that it doesn’t quite look the way it did when she was a kid. It’s off a shade.

[madieflaw]

Thomas: fuck!

Newt: *gasps* do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!

Thomas: no, I kiss you with this mouth *kisses Newt*

Newt: bloody hell..

[meowshinjiro]

kinda want a fic where newt opens up to thomas post canon about his jealousy. wishing he was the one thomas could telepathically communicate with. hoping thomas would have eyes for him when newt’s always kept his focus on the other boy. but he feels like he’s the one following thomas’ footsteps, knowing that he might never catch up to thomas’ side like others have been able to effortlessly do.

he mentions how it drove his bitterness towards teresa, towards aris, towards anyone who thomas had somewhat of a connection with - because he wished it could be him in that spotlight. newt knew it was wrong, and that these people did nothing wrong, but the pain in his heart was too unbearable to ignore.

he needed the cure - he needed thomas.

[ermdotorg]

mehehe

[cherie-luvv]

I just finished The Artful Dodger and if there isn’t a second season I’m setting the world on fire

[scorchedmazes]

the maze runner and the hunger games having a tragic trio to duo situation:

-traumatized main character who is guilt ridden by all of the deaths witnessed

-kidnapped and tortured by the government guy (who also got electrocuted)

-guy who almost experiences true happiness but gets killed off

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The most terrifying creature of all

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[bellzsad]

can we please talk about how touchy brenda was with thomas in the scorch trials book like that shit freaked me out

[m30wk1ttycat]

do you ever just want to re-read that one really cringe fanfiction you found on ao3, just because it's so cringey that it's actually kinda entertaining to read, or is it just me???/gen

[ohitslen]

They would be so insufferable once they got together I’m telling you right now

Request by @molten-rainbows!💖✨✨

Uni-fying the requests because.

[star--anon]

Newt is surprisingly tranquil when it comes to video games, opting instead to simply turn the game off and stop playing for a while. Secretly, this is because he anthropomorphizes everything, and he thinks video games get sad when you stop playing them.

literally just putting them in time-out like "think about what you did"

Minho, on the other hand, has tremendous video game rage.

For the sake of world peace, Newt sits with him while he's playing and peppers him with kisses when he loses

[its-tea-time-darling]

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Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.

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@thomesa-week day 6: if you dare quote by richard siken, crush check the tags for the vision i had but didnt have the time for 😔

[roughentumble]

@hale-of-stiles-heart musing to myself what wouldve made x-men origins wolverine better, and obviously the answer is "scrap it entirely and write the movie over again" but like. would kayla have been a more interesting character if she were genuinely aligned with the villains? if she'd genuinely been using her powers to influence logan's opinions and feelings? i feel like that would just make her more one-dimensional and people would get mad at the femme fatale type character, but sometimes a one-note villain is more fun than a one-note love interest..... idk.