#newtmas incorrect quotes

[madieflaw]

Newt: this guy has been bothering me

Thomas: kill him

Newt:

Thomas, softer: I kill him for you?

Newt: Tommy, no

[multifandomgirl2008]

Thomas: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Thomas: Newt is still mad about it, but me and Minho were drunk and thought it was funny.

[just-a-girl-who-loves-tmr]

Newt: all my hoodies keep going missing, any idea where they are?

Thomas in a hoodie 3x his size: Hmm I’ve got no clue

[zer0brainc3lls]

Is it just me or like does newt totally smoke? 😭 he gives massive cigarette smoker vibes to me 😔

Newt: I’m craving a f@g so badly right now I swear to god.

Thomas: a what..?

Minho: CIG. HE MEANS A CIGARETTE.

Newt: I mean I’ll take Thomas to but yeah I meant a cig-

[undeserved-halo]

newt, teaching thomas to drive: okay, tommy, so you’re driving and you see gally and minho step into the road. what do you hit? thomas: oh, definitely gally. newt, rubbing his temples: the brakes, tommy, THE BRAKES!

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[simsim54]

all of us sobbing: PLEASE TOMMY, PLEASE!

[zer0brainc3lls]

REALLLL safe haven fics are my crack istg ☹️ idc if newt is dead or alive, if it’s angst or fluff, day to day or chaos I DO NOT CARE. I EAT THAT SHIT UP KEEP EM COMING

i just want all maze runner fanfic writers to know that i will NEVER get tired of reading safe haven everybody lives or newt lives or death cure fix-it aus. NEVER. if u guys ever doubt urself and think nobody is going to read that in this day and age, I WILL !! if u write safe haven newt lives au and u have 100 readers i am one of them. if u have 10 im still one of them. if u have 1 reader thats me. if u have no readers that means im dead. go ahead, write it and i will gobble that up and give u all the love !!

[inlovewhithafairytale]

Maze Runner x Yn

[maze-mind]

TMR Ivy Trio Incorrect Quotes PT. 2

[Because my addiction to junk food is unhealthy, but my addiction to TMR is so much worse.]

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Newt: I left everyone instructions on what to do while I'm gone.

Thomas: Mine just says, and I quote, "Thomas, no."

Newt: I want you to apply these instructions to every *possible* situation.

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Thomas: I've been in jail for so long, I've lost my mind.

Thomas: The days turn into weeks, and the weeks turn into months.

Also Thomas: How long have I been here? A year?

Minho: ...Thomas, we are playing Monopoly.

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Minho: Well, if someone's not gay for their best friends, what kind of 'best friend' are they, yknow?

Newt: They'd be a straight one. Which you are not.

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Thomas: I think this may be a bad idea...

Minho: Don't start finally thinking about stuff now.

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Minho: I have feelings for you. :)

Thomas: Why? What's wrong? Are you okay?

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Newt: Did.. you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?

Minho: What? Should I not have?

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Newt: You have to apologize to them, Minho.

Minho: Fine! But I will warn you, this might make me a nice person, and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[waste-land-babey]

ohhhh these are so fun to make...... new obsession just dropped

[ermdotorg]

lmk when yall get sick of these

[madieflaw]

Minho: why are you two holding hands?

Newt: holding hands relieves stress and provides comfort

Minho: oh, I just thought you were dating or something

Thomas: we are

Thomas: we’re also really stressed

[multifandomgirl2008]

Newt: You believe me? Thomas: Newt, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

[just-a-girl-who-loves-tmr]

Newt: *sees Thomas wearing fancy clothes*

Newt: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Thomas:

Thomas: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

[bookskiver]

[newtmas-supremxcy]

Chuck : The floor's lava!

Newt : *helping Thomas onto the table*

Gally : *kicks Minho off the sofa*

Frypan : There are two types of boyfriends