#newtmas incorrect quotes

[madieflaw]

Newt: when i said “bring me back something from the beach” i meant like a seashell

Thomas, struggling to hold a seagull in a bag: well you didn’t fucking say that, did you

[just-a-girl-who-loves-tmr]

Newt: I really like this guy but I don’t know how to tell him

Thomas: just be direct

Newt: okay, Thomas I like you

Thomas: yeah, now say it to them

Newt: I just did

Thomas: what did they say?

Newt: they said ‘yeah, now say it to them’

Thomas: but that’s what I said

Newt: I know

Thomas:

Newt:

Thomas:

Newt:

Thomas: OHHHHHH

[makeittmr]

[newtmas-supremxcy]

Thomas: *pokes newt*

Newt: what ?

Thomas: wink

Newt:

Thomas:

Newt: did you just say 'wink'?

Thomas: I can't wink

[zer0brainc3lls]

Is it just me or like does newt totally smoke? 😭 he gives massive cigarette smoker vibes to me 😔

Newt: I’m craving a f@g so badly right now I swear to god.

Thomas: a what..?

Minho: CIG. HE MEANS A CIGARETTE.

Newt: I mean I’ll take Thomas to but yeah I meant a cig-

[simsim54]

all of us sobbing: PLEASE TOMMY, PLEASE!

[zer0brainc3lls]

REALLLL safe haven fics are my crack istg ☹️ idc if newt is dead or alive, if it’s angst or fluff, day to day or chaos I DO NOT CARE. I EAT THAT SHIT UP KEEP EM COMING

i just want all maze runner fanfic writers to know that i will NEVER get tired of reading safe haven everybody lives or newt lives or death cure fix-it aus. NEVER. if u guys ever doubt urself and think nobody is going to read that in this day and age, I WILL !! if u write safe haven newt lives au and u have 100 readers i am one of them. if u have 10 im still one of them. if u have 1 reader thats me. if u have no readers that means im dead. go ahead, write it and i will gobble that up and give u all the love !!

[for-my-reasons]

this felt right

[inlovewhithafairytale]

The Maze Runner x Y/N

[star--anon]

The Gladers: An Interview (Pt. 3)

Masterpost

[madieflaw]

Judge: how do you plead?

Thomas: *looks at Newt*

Newt: *mouths “not guilty”*

Thomas: hot milky

Newt: *bangs head on the desk* just lock him up

[just-a-girl-who-loves-tmr]

Thomas: it’s fine, it’s just a crush, it’s nothing serious

Newt: hi

Thomas: I love you

[makeittmr]

the twt profiles

starting this twt au(?) because i'm obsessed with this format and maze runner

i'll maybe add other characters as cameos but these six will be the main ones here<3

[ermdotorg]

psst *discreetly slides you these under the table*

[waste-land-babey]

heheHEHEHEHEHEHE we're back

[t0astyb3ar]

Minho: YOU LOST THOMAS?!? HOW— HOW DO YOU LOSE A WHOLE ASS MAN-

Newt: In my defence, I looked away for 1.8 seconds. And then he was just gone!

Minho, sighing: You know what, I can handle this.

Gally: How are you going to do that.

Newt, deeply inhaling: NEWT IS SO FUCKING UGLY HE SHOULD—

Thomas, materialising out of nowhere: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

Newt: Found him.

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^ i re-added it bc its a meme now