#the maze runner memes

[and-so-everything-changed]

Gally: You think you're smarter than everyone else. Thomas: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am. ---- Newt: I feel like doing something stupid. Thomas: I’m stupid, do me. ---- Gally: Minho, you'll be working with Thomas and Newt. Minho: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: blank stares Minho: …Of people on a team. ---- Thomas: I just found out from Minho today that when Newt died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Gally said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.” ---- Thomas: You’re insane! Minho: Sure I am, what’s your point? ---- Newt: I love you. Thomas, not paying attention: What was that? Newt: I said I’m selling you to the zOo- ---- Newt: I told Minho to grab snacks for everyone. Teresa, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? Newt, Minho, and Brenda raise their hands ---- Minho: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down. ---- Brenda: Everyone synchronise your watches. Thomas: I don't know how to do that. Teresa: I don't wear a watch.Minho: Time is a construct. ---- after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrongJorge: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Newt. Teresa: For the record, I already found them. Thomas: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Teresa: They stabbed me! Jorge: I'm surprised they waited this long, Teresa. We've all had the urge.

[thepersassiest]

she sent me her location… bruh tf is this?

[okerum]

books

[trashdorito]

I swear they better not mess this up

[gladerscake]

The Maze Runner x Text Posts

[sevenratz]

people in the mountains.

mountain people.

that's your plan?

[redroses07]

when the show/movie has a cast that’s so fine you don’t know who to read a fic about 😞

[ssseashell]

the maze runner textposts (+ newtmas) (2/?)

[leon-anna]

Been super into the Maze Runner series recently and thought this duo would fit perfectly into the Barbie meme🤭😆

[fink0680]

Posted this on Reddit too but it also applies here bc this is legit what happened to me in July

[and-so-everything-changed]

this felt right

[thepersassiest]

a meme for my maze gays

[yoursecretadmires]

When I read to much fanfic (X Reader). Now I can't rewatch the same tv series without imagine the reader in that shows

[pealeii]

Maze Runner: The Death Cure + textposts

[zer0brainc3lls]

Newt: well if I ever did get a boyfriend I would want someone who thinks things through, always has a plan, maybe a little taller?

Thomas: *2-3 inch’s shorter, stumbles into the glade and proceeds to break every single rule with absolutely no plan in the span of three days*

Newt: that one. I want that one.

[noyzinerd]

Derek teaching unknown werewolf societal/cultural facts to Stiles is cute, and I love that for them, truly, but I want to see the reverse.

We're always hearing about when someone (usually Stiles) asks a naive question about werewolves and Derek going "No, you idiot! It doesn't work like that!" As if it's common knowledge that everyone should know, when in reality there's no possible way Stiles (or any average person, for that matter) could know that.

And I'm sure in Derek's world, stuff like silver not actually being effective against werewolves is a no-brainer or spotting a Kitsune is laughably easy, but not to the common bystander.

So, instead, I'd love to see the random, human customs and social norms Stiles would find himself needing to explain to Derek when they start living together. Stuff that the human family members of his pack never displayed because they had been raised surrounded by werewolves their entire lives.

From all the small things like how, when you get a canker sore or lose a filling, you always gotta stick your tongue in it. ("No, we don't want to do it. It hurts like hell, actually. It's just something we do. Don't ask me why. I honestly couldn't tell you. It's the same with picking scabs or pressing down on bruises.")

Or like how you're not supposed to eat the weird, little black nub at the bottom of the banana. ("I don't care if it's composed of the exact same stuff as the rest of the banana, that's so fucking gross 🤢")

Or like how you have to walk around ladders instead of under them ("Because otherwise you'll get bad luck, Derek!")

Or how, for a short time in history, a man wearing a singular earring on his left ear meant that he was gay for some reason. Or was it the right ear? ("Hey, listen, man, I didn't make these dumb rules!")

Or how you can't pick up a penny off the ground unless the face side is heads up ("Yes, it's another 'good luck, bad luck' thing. We actually have a lot of those, now that I think about it.")

Or how if someone far away sees you coming and holds the door open for you, you very specifically have to do a customary tiny wave or acknowledging nod before doing a small little half trot-half jog that isn't too slow or too fast all the way to the door. ("Because you don't want to take up their time, but also you don't want them to think they've inconvenienced you. Yeah, no, I get that they already have, but you don't want THEM to know that.")

All the way up to things like the weird history of Coke Zero, even though Diet Coke is essentially the same thing. ("Oh, now see, that's actually pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean dumb and terrible. See, in the 80's, Coke only ever marketed Diet Coke as a 'woman's drink', so when they finally decided to expand their demographic, they had to spend millions of dollars to undo their own conditioning because their women's only Diet Coke campaign had been so successful, it took decades for men to stop associating drinking diet soda with being gay or effeminate.")

Just so Derek can finally know what it feels like to be on the other end of "common sense."