#Scientist Jobs

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

[ghostbsuter]

Danny had been around Gotham for a while.

The crime was never ending, but since Batman's arrival, it had gotten better.

The unmistakably CLANK! From around the corner had him jump, wary now. The man walks around the wall, eyes on the black car with— with Batman's symbol at the front.

A child sitting on the ground with a car tire next to him, the Bat Symbol a stark contrast to the shadows.

"Shit, kid. You're bold to rob Batman." Danny didn't really realise he was speaking until the kid looks up, spooked.

"What the fuck?" The kid was clearly of Gotham breed, yelps with a glare.

"I'm impressed," Danny doesn't give the kid the chance to talk, not with the way the tiny terror seems to be glaring and holding his wrench.

"You're quick, got eyes for details and know how to work around cars."

The suspicion in the kids eyes didn't lessen, having gotten up to press himself against the wall, eyes never leaving Danny.

"Here," Our local spook threw a card on the hood of the car. It was his business card.

"If you need income with far fewer risks than stealing from Batman, call me."

He didn't really wait to see the kids reaction, just leaving, bot before shooting a look into the sky the kid clearly caught.

As danny left, the kid looked at the entrance of the alleyway, back to the car, and then to the card.

They had talked for too long. Jason had to leave now, lest Batman actually caught him.

With one last look to the tires and the car, he leaves eith a scowl.

Just barely missing the man with the cape.

[bunnieswithknives]

I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with

[mejkosmos]

my every waking hour nowadays:

[oshinsimblr]

new place, next step a nice little house. but for now, this is affordable. i wish someone told me you don't make much in the beginning of the scientist career 😅

[definatelymrhyde]

Whoopsie daisy I forgot to post this earlier but TGS ARTIST COLLAB WOOHOO!!!

Anyways here my panel :DD

Special thanks to @rbdecepticon for organizing this whole thing, cause I don’t think we would have been able to do it without you!!

AND HERES A LIST OF THE OTHER PANELIST ARTISTS!! GO LOOK AT THEIR STUFF THEYRE ALL SUPER COOL!!!

(Sorry for the @ wihsisjshsh)

Panel One: @themossisglowing

Panel Two: @minicaakez

Panel Three: @jamiepridejester

Panel Four: @midzurugi

Panel Five: @jekyll-everything

Panel Six: My Panel :))

Panel Seven: @graementality

Panel Eight: @minicaakez

Panel Nine: @basil-draws-art

Panel Ten: @jamiepridejester

Panel Eleven: @kitilouise

Panel Twelve: @m0ntylee

Panel Thirteen: @thejeksburyguy

Panel Fourteen: @rbdecepticon17

Panel Fifteen: @isabuggaboo

Panel Sixteen: @leggyleggington

[raticalshoez]

i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode

[akkivee]

this one’s them btw

[queerpontmercy]

doomscrolling? got the dread in your bones?

your nervous system is overwhelmed and needs help making sense of this! please take 5 minutes to help it re-orient! you can:

hum, sing, scream, or use your voice in some way to stimulate your vagus nerve

yawn, sigh

exhale more than you inhale (deep breaths are good when you're calm. but if you're not calm, you may hyperventilate). blow on your fingers like you're blowing out candles.

give yourself compassion through soothing touch (hand on heart, hand on hand, bear hug, etc)

lean on a wall or lie on the floor. push against a hard surface.

shake, kick, flail, feel your body in physical space

experience a different temperature (cold if you're sluggish and foggy, warm if your muscles are tense)

induce pressure (sit on your feet, give a tight hug, layer clothing)

you've been thrown into fight or flight literally overnight. it's next to impossible to make good decisions- tactical decisions, even - if your body is stuck in this state; the part of you that plans, assesses risk, etc, is offline and we need it online. we're all going to need each other right now, so do what you can to ride out this wave, help someone else out, do it again. rinse, repeat.

[thedisablednaturalist]

"It is illegal for an employer to discriminate based upon disability! So if you have no excuse if you are unemployed!"

Employers:

[ID: Snippets of job requirements. By bromantically]

1. "This position requires the individual to drive either a company car, rental car or his/her own car in the course of performing their job from time to time. Employee must be able to perform the physical functions of operating a motor vehicle, including use of eyes, ears, arms, hands, legs, and feet. Employee must be able to prove that he/she has a current, valid driver’s with no restrictions." The part that says, "Employee must be able to perform the physical functions of operating a motor vehicle, including use of eyes, ears, arms, hands, legs, and feet." has been highlighted.

2. "Ability to repetitively stoop, crawl, bend at the knees and waist, squat and lift 50 lbs; includes body weight, equipment, tools and boxes, in addition to ability to stand for long periods of time on varied surfaces. Must be able to stand up to five hours at a time." End ID.]

[groovygrub]

[the-insouciant-scientist]

Okay this is about to be relevant with some of the asks i've gotten skjfdbhgfd. So, for reference! Remember a month or two ago where i was chewing on an oc concept? Well, uh. Tada!!

Meet Hyakinthos Athanasiou (Ὑάκινθος Αθανασίου), The Halcyon Mortician! Prefers he/him or it/its, doesn't mind she/her (ancient Greek equivalent of "any pronouns") ~1880yrs old (born in the Greek Hellenistic period, either fell with the second city or descended to it) Hellenic polytheist, as you could probably guess. Mostly reveres the Theoi Khthonioi (especially Thanatos, Hypnos, and Hermes) given his current living situation, but still prays to the Olympian gods when he feels the situation requires it. Patient, warm, kind, and deeply weird from being alive for so long. He specializes in the death and burial rites of ancient times, and of as many cultures as he can. Keeps meticulous records thereof so that whether you're from the first city or the fifth, you can rest easy knowing that if and when you finally die in this cavern in the earth, your body will be treated with the respect your culture indicates.

[pinkravat-art]

what is this genre of character called

[kagooleo]

the zine’s officially out, so I can post my contribution for the @extraordinaryzine :D!

my piece is an interpretation of the caverns on Iron Island 🏝️ so I wanted to incorporate more of the water surrounding it by creating a sea cave to have light spill inside (akin to the modra špilja/blue grotto)

the focus of the zine was on the daily lives of trainers and their pokemon, so Riley uses a spot inside the caverns like this to meditate with his team, although any new Riolu he trains can’t resist wanting to jump into the water to play υ´˶ ･ﻌ･ ˶`υﾉ”

this piece alongside a ton of amazing artists can be found free to download digitally here! (and lastly some closeups bc I liked getting all the little deets down)

[lavender-phoenix-flames]

Okay so here comes my mindless ramblings about mordern au! Wwx:

Mordern au! Wwx could be so many things honestly, like he could actually be famous genius researcher, professor, lawyer, crime investigator or even a famous model, pop star. Like the range is crazy, he is just so good at everything (except cooking lol). I personally think he would be a innovative scientist and renowned professor cuz' Wwx is naturally curious, creative and innovative.

I am thinking about how his life would have been better if he was born in today's world, like Wwx was honestly 'ahead of his time' kinda guy, they hated him because he was better, cooler and hotter. If he was famous in the mordern au and the whole getting cancelled thing were to happen, it would probably happen because someone tried to frame him *cough cough jgy or Su she cough cough* for the shit he didn't do or something.

But yeah Wwx is born to be an exceptional talent, a prodigy, he is THE HOT GUY EVER. I love him. Thank you reading this ramble.

[randomperson0k]

i like portraying hyde as a hallucination of jekylls which was caused by his desire to seperate hyde from himself to avoid blame for his wrong actions and give himself a mental scapegoat for the child he dropkicked the day before as hyde and um um um something else nerdy anyways i like drawing pretty green colors and i really like how the tgs hallucination stuff in the first few chapters looks yayyyy warm stuff putting in my mouth now thank you goodbyyyyyyeeeee

bonus incomprehensible hyde doodle