#Scented Candles

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[aprocessionofthoughts]

Sleepy Summons

whumptober23 day 29- scented candle fandom- dp x dc TW- none summary- Danny just wants to go to sleep

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Dick was kind of embarrassed. But at least everyone would be embarrassed with him. If they made it out alive.

Look, they had thought it was a simple cult, but apparently there was at least a little magic at play, because they had managed to capture not only Dick, but also Jason, Tim, and Damian.

Batman was supposed to be on his way, but he had been out of town so it might take him a while. Dick just hoped these cultists took their time with the summoning. 

The cultists began to gather around the summon circle which had been lined with candles.

Well, it looked like they wouldn't be that lucky today.

The chanting started and the candles glowed brighter as the chal lines glowed green. Then suddenly a figure appeared in the center of the circle.

Dick stared for a second, unsure if he was actually seeing what he thought he was seeing.

There was a boy, maybe between Damian and Tim’s age standing in the center of the circle.They had black hair and blue eyes, and were holding a toothbrush and toothpaste.

The boy blinked at the cultists around him and looked over at the tied up bats.

“Ummm….” The boy said.

Some of the cultists shifted and started muttering among themselves.

Then the boy sniffed the air. “Are those pumpkin spice scented candles?”

“They had a sale.” one of the cultists said.

“Shut up, Jerry.” the potential leader said.

“No, no. I like it.” said the boy. “But now I'm hungry for pumpkin pie.”

“Me too.”

“Shut up, Jim. We’re not making conversation with the foul demon.”

“Wos, okay. I didn't think I smelled that bad.”

“Shut up.” snarled the lead cultist.

The boy held his hands up, accidentally squeezing the toothpaste. He stared at his now toothpaste covered hand. “Look what you made me do.”

“It doesn’t matter.” the leader gritted his teeth. “I summoned you–”

“Actually, it wasn’t just you that summoned me.”

Dick could see the leader trembling with suppressed rage. 

“As the leader of this group, I command you to obey my orders.” 

“But, like, dit you get to be the leader through a cote or did you just appoint yourself.” the boy said, ignoring him.

“He kind of just appointed himself.” said one of the other cultists.

“Dud, that sucks. Are you guys really willing to put up with this?”

“Shut up!” the leader screeched.

“No, he’s right. I want to vote for our leader. What do you guys think?”

Several of the other cultists nodded.

“I vote for you, Freddie. All in favor?”

“Aye.” said everyone but the leader who was spluttering with anger.

“You can’t do that! I’m the leader! I gave you all the leader !”

“But we gathered all the ingredients and drew the circle!”

The boy spoke up again. “What do you guys even get out of this?”

There was silence for a moment.

“You know, I actually don’t really know. What about you Jerry?”

“No. What about you Linda?”

“I just thought we were going to get drunk or something.”

“Demon, I command you to be silent!” the leader said, looking like he’d finally had enough.

The boy glared at him. “First of all, I’m not a demon. Second of all, I don’t feel like being quiet. And third of all, I was finally going to get to sleep on time when you guys summoned me. So, I’m sure you’ll all understand that I'm a bit peeved. And lastly,” the boy stepped out of the summoning circle and the cultists scrambled back. “You were fools for thinking that you could control creatures from the other side of the veil. Most of them would kill you, but since I already showered and don’t feel like washing blood off of myself tonight, I’ll just leave you for the bats.”

The boy's eyes began to glow a bright blue and his hair moved in a nonexistent wind. Frost began to sweep from under his feet toward the cultists. Ice climbed up their legs and crept up until it completely covered them.

Then the boy turned toward them.

Dick swallowed. He hated the occult. He just hoped that whoever this was would leave them alone. He had said he’d leave the cultists for the bats, but still, you could never be certain with the occult. This being was probably not even human.

The boy stepped forward and Dick tensed as he reached out and touched Tim on the shoulder. The ropes holding him fell to the ground, and the boy repeated the process with all of them.

When Dick had removed the tape that covered his mouth he asked, “Who are you?”

“Look,” the boy had rolled his eyes, “I’m tired and I don’t have time to play twenty questions with you right now. If you want, you can just ask your sad trenchcoat man about the Infinite Realms, and also, tell him to stop selling his soul. It causes a lot of paperwork.”

With that, the boy disappeared.

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Damnny groaned as he appeared back in his bathroom. He abandoned his toothbrush and toothpaste and rinsed off his hand, before heading to his room and collapsing on his bed.

He’d deal with all the problems that summoning caused tomorrow. Or next week. As long as Clockwork didn’t say anything, he could take his time.

[honeylandlines]

[drchucktingle]

After moving into a new apartment, Bridget is thrilled to invite over her friend for a cozy housewarming dinner. Her place is almost entirely set up, but there’s still some finishing touches that require a trip to the home goods store. It’s on this trip that Bridget stumbles upon some incredible scented candles, filling her new place with an array of scents.

But when Bridget’s guest arrives she leans the awful truth, dozens of scented candles amount to nothing more than a toxic, pungent aroma. Discouraged, Bridget clears the air and whittles her choices down to a pair of classic smells, chocolate milk and spaghetti with marinara sauce.

Now these sentient candles are filling the apartment with as much erotic energy as they are pleasant fragrances, culminating in a hardcore bisexual encounter showing that anyone can find a middle ground between too much and not enough.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling bisexual human on living scented candle threesome action.

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[demonicx]

[newwavesylviaplath]

yeah okay but is she more fleetwood mac misty day lavender candles dancing around in my room to all of lust for life wearing a shawl and a flowy white dress long wild curly hair crystal charm bracelets cut outs of stevie nicks on the wall than me?

[wandoffire]

Ways to use Essential Oils:

Sleep -> a few drops of lavender on a tissue to help you relax and fall asleep

Perfume -> dilute with a carrier oil (coconut, caster) and place on skin

Headaches -> peppermint oil is known to ease headaches

Clothing -> add a few drops to laundry for slightly scented clothing

Hair -> rosemary oil shown to improve dandruff and promote hair growth

Nausea -> the scent of lemon / orange oil is known to help with stomach upset

Reducing anxiety -> lavender, jasmine, basil, chamomile, rose (carry scented item or dilute onto skin)

Colds -> eucalyptus oil for congestion

Air freshener -> mix with water in a spray bottle (lavender, eucalyptus, lemongrass all work well)

* look for 100% on the bottle so you know it’s not mixed with harmful chemicals.

* always dilute when placing on skin, should not be ingested without knowledge and caution, and can occasionally cause negative affects in some people.

[very-cherrybomb]

[oldfarmhouse]

The days are getting shorter and I’m pulling out all my fall-scented candles. Cozy season is nearly here.

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[snootyfoxfashion]

Iced Coffee Candle from DropDeadCandles

[chu-diaries]

140 days of productivity: day 51/140

📸: breakfast + working with exo + coffee break after lunch + vanilla candle

The weather was perfect when I woke up. It rained all night and I woke up to the sounds of thunder before my alarm went off. I felt very comfortable and enjoyed staying in bed for a while. I have learned to take storms and even rain for granted, but I never thought I would witness a climate crisis where it would no longer rain as often. I am learning to appreciate these simple things.

I had an unusual day at work. Although I finished my new labels, I couldn’t print them because the print shop wasn’t quick enough to get my order. I had a tiring meeting about my current investments after lunch and after that I updated my website. I worked until 7 pm, played with my cats and watched one piece.

I feel a bit ashamed to admit that today I felt childishly jealous of my best friend. She's very popular and also almost 10 years older than me. We have a very dear friend in common who is 15 years older than me, so they're both close in age and going through the same things (hormone replacement therapy, perimenopause, and all the other things that come with being middle-aged). Well, yesterday was my best friend's birthday. We haven't talked as much in a few weeks because we've both been really busy, but I sent her a happy birthday message and got a short, somewhat standardized 'thank you', the kind of reply that you send to every happy birthday message you get. I thought she was really busy and kinda let it go, but today I opened social media and saw that she spent the day with this mutual friend of ours. They posted videos together and seemed to have a great time. It made me feel a little sad and lonely. It reminded me of a feeling that has always been with me, since I was a child: the painful realization that I am not my best friend's best friend, aka 'it is not as reciprocal as I thought'. I am just rambling and maybe I simply need to accept that it is no longer possible to have best friends after a certain age. I wish I had had best friends when I was young; maybe it wouldn't hurt so much today.

🥀: day 18/27

💧: 1 L

🏋🏻‍♀️: 🚫

🏃🏻‍♀️: 🚫

🕯️: finished my new candle labels + updated my website (8 hours)

🪘: 🚫

🇰🇷: 🚫

📺: one piece

📚: the shell seekers - rosamunde pilcher

🎧: another day - exo

🛑: 11 days pick free

💊: 🚫

[romanceaesthetics]

𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒉

[minzi2024]

pumpkin spice latte for hypnos 🕯

[happymiffy]

[demonicx]