#Satanic Punish

[studentofetherium]

Santanic Punish are an alright band, but i feel obligated to continue supporting them because i love their shirt designs

[avomagazine]

IKIGAI – Vol. 2 brings Satanic Punish, GARUDA, and Diablevoix to the Netherlands and Germany

More information can be found in the article linked below.

[furnace-flame]

TITS OUT UR HONOR o7!!!

Wendolyn just sits there and judges you

[satans-knitwear]

Self-soothing or whatever ✨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[yourcrazygirlokris]

Fun Animal Facts

Japanese Spider Crabs exist and they are after your left index finger

[certifiedlucifersimp]

I am in a NEED for more fics where the demon bros act absolutely unhinged.

[helluvasinsxhazbinoverlords]

Closed Thread @helluvaflames

"Satan, so glad you could make it. I know how busy your schedule is, though it's nice you made the time to have this meeting," Asmodeus said, standing aside to allow Satan to enter his palace. "I assume Yogirt will be attending as well?"

"He is because I have a feeling this meeting might get on my nerves," Satan said as he entered the palace. Even with his form in a smaller size the Wrath Sin still stood a few feet taller that Asmodeus. He was sure the Lust Sin wanted to talk about the trial once again. Something Beelzebub had been bugging him about nonstop since it happened.

[mvmmoney]

[forgetful-river]

You're allowed to ascend but only if God wants you to, and God can be a bit of an authoritarian bastard

[breakingbadfacts]

Breaking Bad Fact # I forget the number sorry

After the events of the show, every character was transfoemd into a Funko Pop for all of eternity, as punishment for their sins.

[avomagazine]

IKIGAI – Vol. 1 brings underground idols GARUDA and Satanic Punish to the Netherlands and Germany More information can be found in the article below:

[themosthatedbeingg]

Me : *seeing all the takes of Lucifer would never have allowed Stolas to be punished like that*

[fallbabylon]

The Devil and his minions punish sinners on the Fresco in St Peter's Cathedral - Bologna, Italy

[nerdy-talks]

Me :

[helluvasinsxhazbinoverlords]

"Well, that was a fucking disaster and a half. Seriously, all those shitty ass Goetia fucking suck," Beelzebub said, sitting down in her assigned chair in the private meeting room. Belphegor snoring slightly in the seat right next to the Gluttony Sin.

"It didn't help it was also two Sins against three." Asmodeus spoke as he entered the room, taking his seat across from Belphegor. "Mammon and Leviathan already took off, unsurprisingly." The two never stick around for at after meeting, not since Lucifer went into isolation.

"Satan ordered them to go home." Belphegor mumbled, a single eye slightly open showing she wasn't fully asleep right now. "Wants to talk to us about Andrealphus."

"He only put the asshole in charge for a hundred years. Should've been Stolas's kid in my personal opinion. Why does he want to talk to use about Andreaphus?" Beelzebub asked, her attention turning to the door opening.

"Because Andreaphus is a lying scheming piece of shit!" Satan hollered as he walked to his seat at the end of the table, sitting down with a thud. Even in his small more compacted form he was still far taller than the other Sins with the exception of Asmodeus. Another seat at the opposite end of the table is dusty and covered in cobwebs. "He's lucky I didn't rip out his fucking-"

"Hey, remember our chakra, keep them balanced, and a nice peaceful mind set. Deep breaths, in and out." Yogirt would take a few deep breaths themself.

Satan would follow Amani's lead, holding his hands in a mediation style while taking a few deep breaths. "Alright, I'm cool. Now, I only wanted you three here because you're actually competent in your work. Clearly this was a set up job, and I want to know everything about it. I doubt Andreaphus was stupid enough to be too directly involved so he can easily deny involvement."

"Oh, so now you fucking care about getting played. When it's all said and done. If you knew then why didn't you just call him out. I'm sure that 'witness' would've been willing to sing after two seconds in a room with any of us."

"Because Stolas still fucked up big time even lending his book to that imp, and I think we all remember the blind eye we had to turn because the problem those imps caused in the human world. If I punished three royals in a day it'd look like we have a power problem in our system."

"We do have a power problem Satan. We've let the royals run around without any accountability and consequence's for eons now. It was only a matter of time before one tried to rise up the ranks, and a Goetia is the fastest way to do that. Even if it's awfully bold."

"Which is why I'm going to pass an accountability law that'll offer real time punishments to any royal that steps out of line, and having stronger eyes on them at all times. Though we still need to get to the bottom. Beelzebub, I want you to your team keep an eye on Andreaphus, Stella, and that imp witness at all times. I want to know when all their schedules from top to bottom. Asmodeus, have your succubus in Andreaphus kingdom listening for any information. I don't care what it is, even if it's Andreaphus stubbed his toe in public, I want to know about it. Belphegor, I want you to pull every thing you can spare and start hitting all criminal operations that Andreaphus has had his hand in. Mammon and Leviathan aren't getting involved, mainly because they're lazy idiots."

"Fine, but I'm still pissed at you. I can get my team ready to roll out in thirty minutes. Andreaphus and Stella will have every single place they visit often bugged by the end of the day. Striker is going to be tricky since he seems to live off grid. I'll let you know anything important they find." Beelzebub then teleports away.

"I've got a certain succubus in mind to help me spear head my end of the operation. If he so much as breath's wrong my succubus and succubi will know about it. Hopefully I have something to report soon." Asmodeus would then teleport out of the meeting room as well.

"I already sent the order as soon as Andreaphus rejected the idea of calling Stolas to attend the trial. They've busted over a dozen of those in direct contact with him for illegal smuggling through his kingdom. Some cartel leaders, some gang leaders, and a few trafficking heads. Already had our eyes on them for about a year now."

"As soon as you get one of them willing to sing I want them sent to me directly. I'll find out just how much they'll be willing to tell." Satan didn't take all this scheming likely, even if he knew none of the royals were a real threat to the powers of a Sin. The Warth's Sin attention turning to hearing a door slam.

Belphegor would finally sit up, smiling slightly. "I'm guessing you're little Snicker-doodle is steamed about you losing your cool and squeezing them. Let's hope your famous Lava Som Tam is enough to get them to forgive you."

"Please, I don't want to hear it right now. I really need to get home and apologize. You should get back to your ring." Satan then stood up. "I know this doesn't need to be said, though don't let up for even a second. I want this solved as fast as possible." He would then teleport back to his ring.

As soon as Satan teleports out of the room Belphegor face falls into the table and she could be heard softly snoring again. Her third eye about to close when a golden portal opened over by Lucifer's seat.

"I'm baaaaaaaaaaack~" Lucifer sung out, only to see that the meeting room was completely empty expect for Belphegor.

"You just missed them. Try again tomorrow at around two. Everyone should be here then. It's good to see you Luci, tell Charlie I said hi."

"I have a better idea. We have the meeting at my daughter's hotel. Get caught up to speed on somethings. Show everyone the hotel. Tell them to head there tomorrow. Good to see you too Bel, and I will." Lucifer would then open a portal and leave.

"Sure," Belphegor said as Lucifer left. "Satan's going to kill him tomorrow, though it'll be nice to have us all together again."