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Book Review of The Witch of Tophet County by author J. H. Schiller.
The last witch on Earth takes on interdimensional invaders, tentacled overlords, and local politics in this fun, funny, and fast-paced urban fantasy series. The witch of Tophet County has three primary preoccupations: Kentucky bourbon, Amish romance novels . . . and protecting her true identity from the chthonic monsters who rule humanity with an iron tentacle. Despite her best efforts to get…
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#Action & Adventure#Aliens#Debut Author#Female Author#Female Protagonist#Humorous Fantasy#Invasion#magic#Relationships#Sarcastic Lead#witches#World Domination
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Lucius and Titus yae Galvus
aka the 8'2" standard bearer puppy of a man and the 6'0" stoic machinist younger brother, or the sons of emet who are his spitting images in two different ways.
#ffxiv#concept#sketch#digital art#lucius yae galvus#titus yae galvus#everything in garlemald is dual purpose#that standard staff has a surprising number of blades and points on it#lucius is basically just a happy sephiroth with no magic#a beast on the field#sarcastic and chill dweeb off of it#and titus is the younger brother left in his shadow until lucius passed and he had to step into the space he left afterwards#the type of brothers who argue nonstop but Lucius' death is the inciting incident behind everything suddenly going downhill in garlemald#with lucius just being an unnaturally upbeat individual who's lack of presence was immediately felt by everyone who knew him#titus on the other hand I imagine being one of the leading figures that follows after emet's innovation of magitek#not really being as good of a close quarters fighter as his brother but a talented r&d specialist#also the lucius line and just being giants#with the thought they got shorter each generation#which isnt saying much because zenos is still around 7'4"
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6/15 • Day 7 • Free Day
Sharena Says FUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
They've been lost in the woods for at least three hours.
@sharenaweek
Textpost inspo under cut!
#sharenaweek2024#fire emblem#feh#the panel is so spacious cause i WAS gonna draw more woods but. decided against it LMFAOO#i don't WANNA draw perspective.......... at least not right now LMFAOO#anyway this was my plan all along for free day. this specific textpost redraw LMFAOOO#i think they're all doing a bit here. moe is either saying something stupid on purpose or just spaced the fuck out from Eventfullness#alfonse is the king of being a subtle jackass. dry and sarcastic. to me.#and sharena is READY. AND SO EXCITED. to Say The Thing she knows will get a laugh/reaction out of em LMFAOOO#i can't believe it though.. dawn of the final day.... it's been an honor 🫡#let's stay silly. forever 🤝#sharena#fe alfonse#moe tag#summoner oc#my art#also in my heart. the placement of everyone here that's just the default formation#alfonse in the lead. sharena close behind. and moe trailing behind them both.#i feel like anna would be in the Lead lead though. esp on missions.
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Just putting it out there that Beel has a flat effect going on, and at times he will attempt to be sarcastic but it totally backfires and he doesn't feel like correcting them. It's not that he's intentionally manipulating you half the time, he just assumes you can understand the difference between his usual flat tone and the sarcastic flat tone (but they're fucking identical).
"Beel, did you do *X sketchy action* to the demon who was bugging me?"
"No. I don't even know how it would occur to someone to do that to another person. We should all try our best to not cause problems for others. I never would have expected something so cruel to happen to someone we know. That's terrible. I hope you're okay."
"Ah true... You're the most innocent of your brothers. You're so wholesome :)"
Beel staring completely deadpan.
He's still a demon, he's infamous for eating people alive (demons, humans, doesn't matter), but people still let their guard down around him... Granted, if they're not someone he wants around later like you or one of Diavolos important socialites, he fucking eats them. He actually finds it kinda funny how he's like an anthropomorphic venus fly trap. People know he's capable of eating them, but they still let their guard down if he's still enough, and acts like he's too chill to cause harm.
It works in his favour so he doesn't really care, plus it makes you trust him more and more even though most people will tell you not to.
#just a little ramble about Beel -- gotta love him#the babygirlification of him is real but i know in my heart of hearts he's a fucking sarcastic menace and he's not that innocent#but he literally does not care enough to correct people when they make these false assumptions. Cuz it leads to consumption (of them)#yandere beelzebub#yandere beel#yandere obey me nightbringer#yandere obey me#yandere obey me shall we date#cannibalism tw#edited out a typo no one saw that stfu
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The self hating bisexual TOH fans are really something else
#the implication Luz's relationship with Amity is ''better'' because Amity is gay is so audacious#im not rlly surprised because I have seen this shit in the Adventure Time fandom#those fellas are masters of deluding themselves into thinking Marceline is a lesbian even though bestie made a whole fanfic#about her feelings for Finn#anyways#please be normal about bisexual people - we dont become the sexuality of the non bisexual we are dating... thats not how sexuality works#ah yes... Im sure if Hunter and Luz - two bisexuals - got together the straights would looooove it#thats why they tooootally didnt have a meltdown when TOH was announced to have a bisexual lead [im being sarcastic btw]#ppl rlly think if a bi girl and a bi guy date then they'd actually become straight. that's so crazy to me#bisexuality is Schrodinger's sexuality fr fr
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Nora releasing The Golden Raven on Kevin’s birthday… Neil’s book being The Raven King (reference to Riko)….
We are never escaping the Sons of Exy I see.
#thinking about The Golden Raven title but it’s a reference to Kevin#IM SICK#Jean’s bitterness to the pedestal Kevin is on#by himself the media and the ravens?!#the way the ravens glamourised a certain lifestyle and devotion and demanded perfection (gold standard)#and it being the main problem/point of the book😶#I know golden Raven is also good (the phoenix imagery and the sunshine court etc)#but the idea of being sarcastic… either towards Jean or Kevin#gold in alchemy#represents the sun but also#perfection#alchemist wanting to turn lead to gold#the sacrifice/ manipulation to be ‘perfect’#I can just see Jean and Kevin fighting about the nest#about the hierarchy. about the sacrifices. especially because Kevin left#Jean feeling betrayed. Kevin got to escape because he’s ’Kevin’ and potential angst#anyway I’m yapping and this is all reaching too deep and probably missing a mark but#dual meaning of gold (positive and negative) to represent Jean transforming the horrible experience and ideas of the ravens#a metallic gold (negative nest connotations) into a more glowing positive (Trojan/sun influence)#ignore this if you see this 😭😭 it’s late
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can a girl ramble aboutthe way you can interpret so many parts of the propaganda and characterization of rhine by other the people/general populace of teyvat as people largely antagonizing neurodivergent traits without being chased with pitchforks and torches.
#FUCKKKK DSOMMEBODY HEAR ME.#YES. i know shes a not a good person.#but half the shit she's described with by other sources#is so obviouslye exaggerated based onwho she is and NOBODDIESSSS talking abt it#'cold and unfeeling' MY ASS. THIS WOMAN WAS TALKING ABOUT EATING MOLD FOR A GOOD FOUR PARAGRAPHS ITSNOT THAT DEEP#the way she clearly a ton of albedo's behaviours but i dont see anybodyyyyy talk about it and just demonize her for it#THE HEXENSUCCESORS ARE ALL PARELLELS TO THE HEXENLADIES. THATS THE POINT#THE FACT RHINE LARGELY MIRRORS ALBEDO IS NOT A COINCEDENCE OR WEIRD INTERPRETATION ON ANYONES END.#the fact many of the trait she CLEARLY shares with albedo are demonized... HELLO..............#mond propaganda book writer gets shot IMMEDIATELY#-> i dont know guys. Maybe its also the fact she's probably traumatized from the. yknow. CATACLYSM. that made her a worse than albed#just maybe!#its sooo established that neurodivergence leads people to cope with stress different... Hello............ can we talk about this.........#NO HATE. but if I wathced my nation got destroyed > and this loser twink knight said i should've protected everyone/ when even HE DIDNT/#i wouldd also spiral. AND THATS CLEARLY WAHT HAPPENED ON SOME LEVEL.#if you read her hexenbook excerpt she is. quite literallh just sarcastic. blunt. and not emotionally experessive#WHICH ALIGNS WITH THE EXAGGREATED TRAITS SHES LATER CHARACTERIZED AS???#she literally JUST got worse symptoms as a result of trauma. why are we playing it up like this. “Great Sinner” my ass she's a woman ins te#they're all sinenrs if you really think about it. THEYRE IN STEM#-> the way neurodivergent women are demonized for sooo many traits they have just because it doesn't fit the mold of being a 'good women'#NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS. ITS MOND#THEYRE NOTABLY. NOT ALWAYS DOING THE BEST. WITH FREEDOM AND GOOD OPINIONS BC OF VENTI'S ABSENCESSSSSSSSSSSSS#NOSHIT THIS TAKE WOULD COME FROM THEM..... MAKE SOME SENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#this is no hate because i love mond with alll my heart im just fucking insane over this. venti i love you#crepe rants
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I don't know who you are but...
Whoever submitted this is currently winning the unofficial "Most Least Expected Entry" competition.
(Keep 'em coming!)
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twice in one day now i've replied to a discussion thread and used quotations to imply sarcasm or to emphasize general sentiments just for people to get mad with "where did i say that" "i never said that" "why are you assuming that's what i'm saying" when i'm LITERALLY just-
#and people wonder why i overexplain in all my essays and responses#i'm tired of leading horses to water#no one is saying you're saying that and i don't think we need to do this whole gymnastics routine every time to affirm that#curse my sarcastic nature#lore olympus critical#lo critical#antiloreolympus#anti lore olympus
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tag dump.
#buy my silence. for $8000 a month I will stop // ooc post.#sorry I'm late I didn't want to come // tbd.#I was born for this. do not be afraid // asks.#beware of the dog... he is very sarcastic // memes.#you don't need a reason to help people // open.#there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home // inbox call.#hey there demons. it's me ya boi // shitpost.#we answer in a voice made of teeth // general hc.#only a true wolf will fall in love with the moon // saved.#you save everyone. but who saves you? // Solas.#and here you come with a shield for a heart and a sword for a tongue // aesthetic.#I did meet some of the most insufferable people. but they also met me // musings.#death is only the end if you assume the story is about you // headcanon.#if whatever happens remember that I did I do and I will love you // & Mythal.#if the path I walk is beside you I don't question where it leads // & Dorian.#your love keeps me gentle and that's how I know you're good for me // & Emmrich ; mournwatchingprofessor.
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once again not normal about the book blorbo lads
#that entire chapter is VERY fun to read though#given how the book leads up well to it plus all the twists and turns#i love seeing sarcastic cocky lupin. mf was about to give up until#he saw he had an escape route then said 'actually i just had a thought. you know what fuck this'#arsene lupin#arsène lupin#spark talks about nothing of relevance#like @ non lupin mutuals - READ THE LUPIN BOOKS#and imagine me at all times like the pepe silvia meme about this man
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New Scotland Yard: Perfect in Every Way (1.9, LWT, 1972)
"You come here and you tell me my... dear man is dead. Your friend is dead, a good man - a good man, that's what they always tell me - you come here and you say he's dead, and, and 'Who did it? Oh, we must find out who did it, we're all good policemen!'... You're ruthless. Like he was."
"You don't mean that."
"Oh, he was a good man, wasn't he? Well, that's just what he wasn't. He was never allowed to be, he was a policeman! A perfect officer of the law, morning, afternoon, evening and night. Sometimes he wouldn't speak to me for weeks, we - we lived a terrible, terrible life."
#new scotland yard#perfect in every way#1972#classic tv#lwt#paul annett#stuart douglass#john woodvine#john carlisle#barry warren#claire warren#crispin gillbard#sally home#patricia lawrence#anthony bailey#sara clee#ivan beavis#dennis chinnery#margaret anderson#brian grellis#colin rix#keith anderson#an uneven but intermittently very strong episode. the murder of a retired colleague (and in particular the angry outburst of his widow)#causes Woodvine to reevaluate his homelife; for the first time we meet Mrs Kingdom‚ the wife he's evidently been separated from for some#time. those scenes and the scenes involving the widow are very good‚ dense intelligent scripting. Carlisle continues to be an odd fish#his character is just so... unlikeable frankly. he's deeply sarcastic and outright hostile to Kingdom here‚ and whilst Woodvine has been#allowed over the series to gradually breathe some humanity into his lead‚ Carlisle's character remains a cold‚ hard bastard#the final act lets this down just a little‚ an overly on the nose and vaguely patronising examination of a disturbed mind which ends with#Kingdom sermonizing on how 'killing is never clever' and sounding weirdly like a high school assembly. but elsewhere this is smartly#written and unafraid of interrogating the often ugly nature of a police officer's private life
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I love streaming friend groups because you’ll have two (married) men, and one will be like “hey do you want to play some dead by daylight later” and the other is like “nah dude I’m gonna hang with the wife” and the former is like “thanks for choosing your wife over me guess we’re not friends anymore”
#I think it was from chilleds most recent jackbox vid but Jeremy was saying how#he asked platy about playing dbd later and platy was like nah bro I’m gonna go be with my wife#and the way Jeremy was retelling the story and explained his response to platy was SO funny#he made it sound like he was so offended platy wanted to be with his wife 💀💀#platy and jeremy have the most wonderful friendship. they’re insanely funny together#they can be so dry and lead on like they’re not being sarcastic which makes it 100 times better in all situations
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what if i vaguepost (not that vaguely) about a random reddit post i saw about one of my favorite bands. what then
#my stuff#ik tumblr is the piss on the poor website but the absolute LACK of comprehension that user EXUUDED. fuck you honestly (not actually)#no the song isnt transphobic??? its MAKING FUN OF the STEREOTYPE of all feminists being “ugly man hating lesbians”#Which You Would Know if you looked at anything they said about the song#it says that on the description of the youtube upload of the song#they dont mean most of the stuff they say in the damn song#“wanting equality means we hate men” (first of all that is obviously sarcastic) “we only mean cis men of course”#is calling out how man hating rhetoric#no matter how well intentioned the person is#can quickly lead to exclusion of people you should want on your side (trans men AND women non binary people (esp amab ones))#and if you looked at more of their songs#fauxminism is Actively Calling Out Terf Rhetoric#siiiiigh#i don't have a reddit account and even if i did the post is archived so i cant comment this (and im not confrontational enough to anyway)#but GRAASGH it made me probably more mad than i should
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i am so obnoxious over bg3 but like. privately. bcs i'm still urgehafsjsh over how astarion is literally everything to me now and i really adore him but hi: i haven't played bg3. anyway. half-elf + bard maybe!
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#sorry. sorry. sorry to be so annoying but ASTARION.....#mr neil did so good voicing him all lines HIT. not a single bad one. oh man#i adore astarion's character from the outermost layers to the innermost i love his development and all the different scenes your choices#can lead to. how different he can be. how dramatic he can be how sarcastic how soft he can be. astarion.#wtf the obsession kicked in late...#bcs okay i learned of bg3 just. around tumblr. and what got me finally the Nudge to get into it was THE NEWS OF THE BEAR ASTARION THING#LMFAO and then i was like Oh Yeah hm maybe astarion will be my favorite (insert my thoughts here)#and then i learned more abt baldur's gate only Then and then got obsessed whooo but very normal#and sometime there my twin also got interested and whooo normally obsessed w bg/3/astarion and then got insanely obsessed#and here i was a few days ago or last week. normal. then all of a sudden i GOT... obsessed.......#astarion has consumed my every waking moment and i'm also in lov w the other characters. gale... karlach... shadowheart... etc...#and astarion has easily become one of my most favorite characters. which is not surprising at ALL#when you consider . every general factor of my favorite characters#+ how the story of how i came to like him is a STORY INDEED to tell ..... and how i got spoiled a bit too on some stuff but thats ok w me...#and my circumstances w my favorite games are real funny (for a lack of a better word) too i realize. oh man.#anyway. astarion. i adore him#it's unfair too i'm in my hozier era fully rn so. brain consumed#me listening to all of hoziers three albums (i adore hozier) and associating so many songs w astarion :/ like work song#idk. astarion reaaaaaally deserves hugs and love and and and i adore him
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The moon “compliment your mutuals and say your favorite ship of theirs” meme was a really good time, I liked it a lot :]
Seeing y'all say either Marvin/X2 or Descole was your favorite of my ships (which, thank you :,) ) got me thinking about how these two would interact. I determined it would not end well NENDMFNFJFJF. So I whipped these up really fast. The worsties <3
(Please reblog! I like reading tags :])
#🐉🎮.txt#clare's art#stuck in here just counting all these stars 🛸🪖#lead me save me from my solitude 🎭🔧#nerd in the hoodie 🦈🎮#they're both intelligent and sarcastic with high egos and putting two of those in a room together just never ends well SJDKFKFN
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