#Saoirse and Will's kids!

[houseofcameliard]

Maeve, Cillian, and Aine MacDougal

[caliphoria17]

It blows my mind a woman this beautiful exists 🤯

[vnimrod]

"doodles crossovers"

[marveladdicts]

You'd do well to respect the boy. This is his kingdom.

[endless-ineffabilities]

when I grow up I want to be Saoirse Ronan gagging grown men on the Graham Norton show.

[elmleif]

Saoirse woke up feeling very… different this morning. Not like the colds and flus she’s had in the past. Her and Cillian decided it’s finally time to take another test and see if that fertility potion worked. Cillian once again waited anxiously by the door while Saoirse took her test, giving occasional words of encouragement to break the silence coming from her side of the door. But after a loud gasp rang out from the bathroom Cillian head inside to see what was going on and was greeted by his wife standing there, test in hand, and unlike the last few tests, a huge smile spread across her face. Any and all anxiety on either end instantly melted away and replaced with pure joy and excitement. The potion actually worked and they finally have their first baby on the way!

[eggs-can-draw]

Trojan horse-ing my ocs with Dr doodles

[josefinemarch]

what's a girl gotta do to get saoirse ronan and the fanning sisters in a wes anderson film?

[irlkisukeurahara]

Charizard rides with the fam! Saoirse loves dragons just as much as her dads!! Ughhhh I love them so much

[kidsnextdoor-doodles]

KNDsona and new icon

[saoirseuwu]

Yesterday I drew a vaporion for a girl at work and today, she asked me to draw a lugia for his brother, because he liked it so much

My little Pokémon knowledge is launching me to fame with the kids

[weirdsixtieslove]

Atonement thoughts

Unpopular opinion but I don't think you can put all the blame on Briony. Obviously lying about who she saw was horrible, but she was a stupid child and confused. Robbie was the one who wrote that smut letter and mixed it up because he didn't immediately throw it away. Also she only got the letter because he gave it to her - kids are nosy, it was to be expected that she would read it.

Also why didn't Cecilia explain to Briony that what happened in the library was consensual and she didn't mind what he wrote?? If they had talked more maybe Briony would have also admitted to seeing what she saw at the fountain, so Cecilia could've cleared that up too.

And let's also not forget that none of this would've mattered if Paul the creep hadn't assaulted Lola.

[miscellaneous--bones]

ways that sebastion and saoirse could have kids and the hypopups that would come from each different method.

UNDER THE CUT: genetic overview of the parents, what I think their reproductive genitals/methods would be, and then the actual coopulation methods & outcomes.

CW: SEX, the culmination of various google searches, uhhhh idk how tf else to tag this? im morbidly curious, marine animals are fucked up, sebastian fucks??

GENETIC OVERVIEW, AND ASSOCIATED CHILD REARING METHODS

SEBASTIAN: Blue Whale> similar to human, spem+egg=baby, live birth, normie shit. take care of their babies for 6 to 9 months. ███████> ????? sea snake> ovoviviparity, snakes have the hemipenis which is the fandom norm. sperm, baby in egg in womb, egg hatch in womb then live birth. babies are on their own. great white shark> ovoviviparity win number TWO! otherwise live birth. babies r on their own. mutated anglerfish> sexual paratisism freak shit. females lay eggs in goop like frogs. eggs r on their own from the start lots die lol rip silver spinyfin> regular eggs. babies like plankton? mantis shrimp> internal fertilization, regular eggs. eggs are cared for until they hatch.

SAOIRSE: Grey? Seal> goes into estrus in spring and fall, mammal birth blah blah blah, babies stay with mom for about 3 weeks and then weaned. milk is like 60% fat Human> menstrual cycle

HOW IT ALL FITS TOGETHER:

Sebastian

Goes through a rut more or less yearly, after which he lays (unfertilized) eggs from an oviduct through a cloaca. also has testes that connect to at least one penis, which can produce (often inviolable) sperm. PAST: has never had viable offspring, by himself or with a partner. could theoretically fertilize his own egg and create a genetic clone of himself.

Saoirse

menstrual cycle (periods/ovulation/etc) ovaries, womb, vagina, the lot of it. already overly fertile, then goes through a more or less yearly estrus which bumps it up to an 11. PAST: has had 2 children, 1 a selkie who passed because of her inability to take it to the ocean leading to illness, the other a human that would've lived a long life if not for sepsis.

1) fuck nasty

Saoirse going into estrus, which would have to line up with a week shes otherwise ovulating, AND sebaston would have to be in rut. otherwise a LOT of sex to insure that an egg made it into the womb & is successfully fertilized. even then the egg needs to develop enough to not be pushed out by a shedding urturine lining. from there the egg will develop and hatch within the womb and have saoirse would have a live birth.

kid would look near identical to sebastion, basically being a genetic clone.

2) Get lucky

holy shit viable sperm!!!! otherwise very human pregnancy and birth. this has such a low chance of happening that at LEAST lesley would constantly call the kid "Lucky" regardless of their real name.

kid would be a total wild card.

the safest would be a mix of most of Seb's human attributes and all of saoirse's selkie stuff, making a selkie baby. kid would have to be in the ocean with sebastion for the first 3 weeks before being able to healthily be raised on land in "human" form. could also be more like sebastion, though that could lead to various health issues (mostly physical deformeties. again, if they're LUCKY, they'll have 2-4 arms, a tail, esca, and extra fuzz. if they for some reason tried to have legs AND a tail that'd probably end up with muscular/skeletal issues) also probably intersex. now take into account that Saoirse is a twin btw^

3) Test Tube Time

Lesley would take reproductive/genetic shit from the two and grow them a baby. this would be safest for the kid in the long run and probably the most stressful for the parents (sebastion mostly) might take a few tries to get a dice roll that produces something that can effectivly move and eat and stuff.

big seal serpent monster. maybe it'd have a more or less Human form bc of the selkie genes?

[elmleif]

Cillian has dreamt of his first Father’s Day for many years now, and he’s so happy Morning is old enough to celebrate with him. Unfortunately Saoirse had to go in to work this morning since she’s super close to receiving a huge promotion (although she has some plans for them to celebrate later) so while Cillian was giving his wife a quick goodbye Morning was upstairs drawing pictures to give to her dad as gifts. After goofing around a bit Cillian got Morning ready and they head out to spend the day at the park together. They played on the jungle gym for hours until Morning ventured off to splash around in the pond, where Cillian ended up running into Simon Scott and they did some fishing. Morning was already exhausted from all the running around she’s done, so she plopped down and watched the fish.

[irlkisukeurahara]

Raihan and Leon's daughter is quirky (she totally doesn't bite I swear (lying))

[strongerpotions]

entering the phase of my timothée chalamet fanship where i have identified my favorite photoshoots and articles of his and am tracking down copies of the magazine in which they were published. i fucking love images