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my dad has been binging the witcher for the past couple days and basically been silent the whole time except to comment on how annoying jaskier is but 3 episodes into season 2 he turned to me with a huge frown on his face and said "what happened to the bard guy"
#geralt of rivia reincarnated as a 68 year old japanese man#i had to reassure him that he shows up later he was like >:( ok...#hsehahhwhq#same guy who said 'that wouldnt be so bad' when the elf doctor told jaskier he might never talk/sing again btw#my post#the witcher#twn#geralt#geralt of rivia#jaskier
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geralt and ciri and having a bigass scar on their face as a reminder of hatred and revenge â¤ď¸ i know geraltâs scar was invented just for this book, but the fact that he hides it with his headband, oh, that nenneke gave him⌠like ciri tries in vain to hide her scar, combing her hair in such a way⌠and ciriâs scar is unable to be hidden. whereas geralt probably hides his well, since we never heard of it before ;). maybe it is because they are a vicious cat, and a calm, composed wolfâŚ
now i just want to see child ciri, examining geraltâs face and his strange eyes on their way to kaer morhenâduring which he surely took his headband off. once or twice. looking up at him with her huge childâs eyes, at his weathered face⌠witnesses below his hairline an ugly scar from ages ago, but doesnât ask about it⌠he has so many anywaysâŚ
#âgreen eyes that never missed anythingâ canât believe that line went to fringilla vigo grrrr lol itâs ironic bc she did miss everything#anyways remember on thanedd when cahir got his ASS BEAT by ciri and then was lying in a pool of blood#i am inclined to think in the family guy death pose#he was like ahhh okay all the scoiaâtael died and iâm injured and iâm just going to lay here now⌠AH FUCK ITâS HER DADâ#and he killed calmly and coldlyâŚ#cahir like wtf wtf wtf wtf#and then in the next book they fight on the same sideeeee stoppppp#i like how preston holt was like: see geralt you will get so many scars the witcherâs body is a canvas#but geralt never did this with ciri. probably because it would be weird to do with a daughter but#i mean not actually that weird tbh but#i choose to believe he never did this because he is sensitive and telling ciri anything would scar her further would make him collapse#witcher iv coming out like : ciri does monster contracts now and has taken mutations#okay good for her but also if geralt sees one nick on ciriâs arm heâs going to faint#bruises from training? thatâs training to survive. someone else drawing blood on her? he would pass away. AGAIN. w cdpr for the THIRD TIME#he saw that her hair had a white streak and wanted to âHOWL WITH FURYâ#the elbow-high diaries#book: crossroads of ravens#book: blood of elves#crossroads of ravens spoilers
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OCtober Day 14 - Who/What inspired your OCs I don't really ever deliberately base my OCs on existing characters, but I definitely do so subconsciously - at this point rereading a book I loved as a kid, or re-watching a show I was obsessed with years ago, will always inevitably lead to me going 'wait a fucking second. is my OC just (previous blorbo)???' at some point - tbh its extremely funny every time, I wouldn't change a thing
took this as an excuse to draw my two favourite ocs interacting with the characters I think most influenced their personalities - Gabriel and Rincewind (Discworld) are probably bitching about whatever quest the universe has bullied them into against their will, and Viamo, Regis (The Witcher), and Giles (Buffy) are probably all extremely confused as to why none of their vampire knowledge seems to line up, despite the fact they all claim to be experts on the subject.
#god I need to draw rincewind more#rincewind my beloved#oc tober#bweirdoctober#my ocs#shitpost#unhappy with Viamo's face here but whatever#ok so Im putting extra info in the tags for the curious#about a year after Gabriel's d&d campaign ended I decided to re-read The Colour of Magic for the first time since I was 15#I immediately realized that I'd spent the last 4 years playing Rincewind with a drinking problem. He and Gabriel are literally the same guy#sarcastic cowardly shitty at magic pessimistic deeply unlucky and freakishly lucky simultaneously and strangely brave when it really counts#Viamo is an interesting case#because I actually made him BEFORE getting into the witcher. When I finally did play tw3 I - obviously - fell in love with Regis#Most of the similarities between them are coincidental but he's still definitely influenced how I play Viamo in d&d#Giles was yet another classic case of me rewatching something and going WAIT A MINUTE-#its bad enough that my mother - who listens to me playing Viamo in d&d every week - calls me into the room whenever he does something viamo
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trying to nail the characterization i like for geralt and jaskier is like trying to balance on one of these bitches
#look i just want geralt to be a little mean but also soft but also he's a jerk but he's not trying to be?#it's just that he's emotionally illiterate#like he's not NICE but he's KIND do you know what I'm saying#and i want jaskier to have a thick streak of self worth hidden under all that peacocking#like sure he can be insecure but also like#this is the guy who marched unabashedly up to the scariest man alive and was like â¨heey~â¨#this is the guy who got dumped and screamed his breakup song to the whole continent#and he's not nice either he's annoying and sometimes inconsiderate#but he's ALSO KIND#and he and geralt share the same terrible sense of humor#and they don't fit together seamlessly but they DO fit together#they make each other happy on a fundamental level that they don't get with anyone else#anyway#if anyone knows where i can READ a fic like this let me know#witcher#geraskier#let them be spicy but still good for each other
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one of my favorite hobbies is getting really into a media that i like again right after doing something that gets a lot of new people onto my blog. hello everybody who came here for poetry! in the next week i am liable to put so much witcher on your dashboards that you will never want to see anything related to it again
#sorry to everyone who followed me after the patron saint quiz. the upside here is you know so much more about venom now#i'm pretty actually genuinely regular about the witcher. i have liked it for a lot of years and i haven't rlly stopped engaging with it#hm. well. says guy who was into venom right around the same time in high school.#it's different though! cause. cause. um. cause i don't think i'm gonna hyperfixate on this one.#i knew i was fucked the second i remembered i like venom. witcher... i have Been into it this whole time. so.#not a big thing to get overwhelmed with remembering. i can be normal about it.#comfortingly constant. and if you look at my ao3. uh. it's just cause it's five years worth of writing#valentine notes
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i know it's a result of deliberate costuming/directorial choices and i've probably been guilty of it myself, but i will never not find it funny that everyone in the witcher fandom collectively depicted jaskier as this waifish little cityboy twink when joey batey is a) nearly the same height as henry cavill and b) absolutely fuckin jacked
#be shh now#the witcher#like yes ok obviously you have to make him look smaller and slighter to emphasise that geralt is Big#but if you dressed them in the same clothes and stood them next to each other they'd be essentially the same volume of guy
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i'm kinda heartbroken about the new redthreadgames title becoming one of those clown gamer ragebait targets, because even if it is genuinely bad, there's now no way to find a normal fucking conversation on it on the internet.
anyway, i'm obviously gonna get it during the christmas sale anyway, it just sucks that there's so much bullshit to wade through because gremlins can't be normal about minorities in video games.
#like obviously if the game had a positive reception otherwise no one would fucking care#but these cockroaches can smell the blood when something is being criticized outside of their weird little circles too#this is why it's so hard to be a hater about the netflix witcher tbh#you hate it because yennefer is being played by a south asian woman#i hate it because they're overwriting all the interesting material in the books with the most generic cliches#we are not the same#and because of you i usually just keep most of my criticism to myself because holy shit no one needs more noise#anyway maybe people will calm down about dustborn by december?#i just hate these guys so much like shut the fuck up and learn some critical thinking so you can recognize the real enemy#capitalism
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"X is just a guy" is a popular phrase to throw around these parts when talking about blorbos, but I swear, and I am 100% stone faced serious when I say this, not a single character has ever done it quite like Geralt from The Witcher books.
#sure your guy is maybe just a normal man in an unfair supernatural circumstance#but is acknowledgent of his guyhood a conclusion of a gut wrenching character study about trauma personal and generational#about the lies we tell ourselves so we can ignore the hurt we feel#did your guy spend the entire story desperately dehumanizing himself clinging to his alledged non-personhood#did he insist at every opportunity and despite an overwhelming mountain of evidence to the contrary that his torturers were successful#that they did make him into a monster without feelings without morals without future#are the people who did this to him the only family he ever had and the only people who would ever accept him now that he's this?#did they also go through the exact same process themselves do they genuinely love him on top of that?#does your guy reference his acquired infertility every time the topic of sex comes up#only to end up raising a daughter with the equall infertile love of his life?#does he defy his non human credo all the time by being unable to stop being kind an empathetic#and never acknowledges it because he can't bear thinking of himself as anything but ''a witcher''?#is he just a guy?#geralt of rivia#the witcher#the witcher books
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playing the witcher 3 with someone who loves the game asking for a report after every session is a nightmare cuz theyll ask "how could you reject that quest!!!" and the quest starts with going on a date with a woman who clearly wants to sleep with you and gives no indication that you can refuse to sleep with her
#the witcher#screaming IM MARRIED at every woman in this game#i also feel judged and looked down upon for every decision i make thats not the same as the one my mother made#'were not saying you did something wrong' WELL YOURE LOOKING IT. JESUS.#a niech zdychajÄ
w chuju to mam#<guy who both cares and doesnt even have a chuj
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Anytime I upgrade my pc I feel like Iâm performing surgery on an alien species
Me *opens her up*: oh Iâm scaered
Guy from the tutorial Iâm watching: me too đ§
#đđđ Iâm literally saying a prayer before turning her on again#the guy was like ya u really have to shove that ram in there Iâd show u again but Iâm scared to take it back out đ#Idk how I was playing the Witcher while having several tabs opened in chrome at the same time#on only 8GBs of ram#oddly enough that was okay but god forbid I have photoshop AND the sims opened my computer would have a stroke!!#oh also my game would crash Suddenly bc I updated the graphic file in game to always load far away objects instead of letting them#disappear I KNEW it was a problem w my computer and not the game itself bc I would never generate a crash report#n now it doesnât do that anymore!
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NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'S AN OLD LESBIAN BARMAID THIRSTING FOR YEN IN THE WITCHER S3???
#âshe can idle around me tonightâ#i simply cannot.#and jaskier getting a boyfriend who's played by the same guy who played harry on fleabag. the gays keep winning#the witcher#now when's a dude flirting with geralt i need to know
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Geralt from the Witcher versus Rook from Dragon Age Veilguard
#Geralt vs Rook#true#Don't give me choices when they are all basically the same#Even Jesus flipped a table that one time#If I wanted to play a PC good guy I would play a kids game#Witcher 3#dragon age veilguard
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thinking about all of the wonderful book witcher designs that iâve seen from fanartists across decades of fandom (i.e., way before i joined the fandom) and how different everyoneâs designs are, yet how they all are so similar because weâre all inspired by the same descriptions, weâre all working with the same text. the distinguishing features come from creating based upon our personal interpretations and imaginations, which are unique to us. and yet all images, in all of their differences, are the same character, the same description, the same text
#like its no matter if you want to draw something influenced by the games or even netflix or whatever but to me it is so fcking beautiful#when an artist just draws based on a text description and isnt influenced by any pre-existing design for that specific character#and then thinking about all the different interpretations of such a character that ive seen#its like all the same guy (or girl) but different minds thinking alike and it makes me feel so happy and good to exist#as part of like a community thats bustling with ideas and artists and different takes#lol it doesnt have to be the witcher i think any art based on something literary is really cool because writing as a medium has no images#so its up to the artist to decide and interpret based on their text#like for instance illustrated manuscripts from the middle ages depicting like ancient greek myths but everyone is dressed in period fashion#txt
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Lambert and Aiden: in some couples it's 'opposites attract' and in others, well....
in others, they are cut from exactly the same cloth.
Does anyone, even Witchers, need that many knives?
~Inspired by that post that went around a little while back that was along the lines of 'when you are undressing with your partner and the pair of you end up with a pile of knives bigger than the pile of clothes' by the end, or something to that effect. It reminded me so strongly of these guys that I had to make this!
#lambert x aiden#laiden#lambden#aiden the witcher#witcher lambert#the witcher#gingersnappishwitcherart#gingersnappisharts
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heyyyy do you have any details/sources for the ca*ill being a jackass thing? ngl i watch twn for yen and jaskier so i was already planning on continuing to season 4 but i'd love some reasons to be actively excited for the actor switch. but i haven't kept up on the behind-the-scenes stuff so i'm kinda lost on that front if you're up for sharing any of what you know!
okay guys buckle up this is THE anti henry cavill megathread xoxo
First of all him dating a teenager as a 33 year old fully grown man literally gross and disgusting.
Also as this quote implies they started dating a year prior and only went public when she was 19 so they supposedly started dating when she was 18.
His entire dating history is a MESS. Sure the women he dated are not him, but he chose to date them, I wouldn't even associate myself with people like these let alone be in a relationship with them. He dated the infamous transphobic TERF Gina Carano, albeit before her loud controversy, but I doubt her harmful views were any different back then. His current gf has a history of doing black face.
His "Me Too" comments.
His comments on the Me Too movement are literally so vile. If you donât want to be called a rapist, just donât rape women, itâs literally as simple as that. Theyâre even more foul because theyâre promoting the idea that women lie about their abusive for fame, promoting that harmful rhetoric especially in our times is incredibly dangerous.
Now onto his on set behavior.
We can't talk about his set behavior without mentioning the deuxmoi set leak. Here's the transcript of it:
[Transcript:
Thereâs something I really really wanted to read to you guys--it has to do with why Henry Cavill left The Witcher. I know that was something that you guys were super interested in when it happened, and I just recently got this message. Somebody was like âHey, do you want to know what really went down?â And I was like âSure!â So let me just read it. It says:
âAt the beginning of the show, Henry was good to work with. A lot of difficult demands that made people feel like he wasnât a team player, but thatâs not unusual for a really big star. Though in TV it truly usually doesnât happen until the second season. But in season two and three something shifted and he became really impossible for women to work with, which is always a big problem, but even worse here because the showrunner is a woman. He would try to overrule her and try to get changes made last minute across the board without her knowledge, which, if you know anything about showrunning, is completely fucked. The showrunner has to sign off on every miniscule detail down to the buttons on a costume. Female writers and directors were suddenly being completely ignored on set, unable to do their jobs. Every department head was complaining. He started making commentsâit wasnât a sexual thing, he wasnât grabbing anyone or being lewd, but it was disrespectful and toxic all the same.
âHe is deeply addicted to video games, to the point where it was like working with any other addict. He was distracted, he was late, he was obsessive, and a lot of people think the misogyny came from gamer world. Video game bro language is not how you talk to coworkers, and he wouldnât stop. Someone on the show compared it to watching someone get brainwashed by QAnon, like his whole personality shifted. Eventually his disrespect escalated. He would rewrite scenes without even alerting the other actors in the scenes until it was time to shoot. He decided that he didnât want any romantic scenes at allâno kissing scenes, no shirtless scenes, et cetera. He wanted complete control of storylines but really had no idea of the limitations of TV, structure, budget, et cetera. He formed a weird alliance with one writer who was also a gamer, who eventually got fired after multiple HR complaints were made and after that writer left, Henry did anything he could to hold up production and cause problems.
âEventually top brass at Netflix was tired of him costing them money with delays and HR investigations and the showrunner was asked to construct a potential exit for him. Netflix reached out to him personally and he was given one final warning, and violated that warning with an email he sent to the entire writing staff right after that meeting. That was it. Itâs very disappointing.â
End transcript.]
Now believe me or not, but I know from a really good source that the leak was indeed real.
There's a lot of patterned behavior that tracks with what we know of him and his past controversies.
After that leak came out, there was a lot of people from different places coming to comment that âyesâ theyâve heard a very similar story adding a little bit more details of their own.
this quickly deleted tweet from one of the writers/producers:
there were rumors about him being an asshole to Anya specifically.
He went on record that he doesn't "understand" sex scenes. Which I know the sex discourse is rampant nowadays and each to their own, but he specifically signed up for a role that requires those scenes and then refused to do them and was allegedly nasty to Anya about it and with the way he talks about women...
Also itâs important to touch upon the âwriter he had a weird alliance withâ that man in question is Beau DeMayo of the recent fame of getting fired by Marvel from X-Men â97. He was previously allegedly fired from The Witcher for being emotionally and physically abusive. And he allegedly got fired from X-Men for being abusive as well. One of The Witcher writers tweeted this after Beau smeared them for âdisliking the booksâ Beau was literally the first person to start that narrative.
The fact that it was HIS idea not to say lines of his dialogue in S1 and instead grunt. To the point that Joey had to take Henryâs lines and make it his own, so the plot would make sense, he talks about it in this interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Oyh0t117t0U&, and then once S2 press arrived Henry was talking about how he was trying to fight the big bad writers to give him more lines. Ridiculous.
Everyone is already pointing out that the cast looks so much happier without him, and itâs very true. Henry was never present on close to any BTS pics from filming the previous seasons, or on any cast dinners or birthdays. He wouldn't even do any shared interviews with the other three mains but only had solo interviews which to me was giving disrespectful like you're an ensemble youâre not the only lead here. It felt like he was above them to sit down and answer questions with them. When they were doing press junkets in Brazil and Poland Anya, Joey and Freya would always arrive together and leave together with that man leaving all the events early and by himself. And like people who post quotes from the cast about him being perfect from press junkets as âproofâ are insane to me like Obviously theyâre going to say nice things about him, not only they're newcomers, and he's an established industry name, but theyâre doing PRESS for a show that heâs a STAR of (well, was lmao)
The fact that he never defended Anya from the racist trolls, even though most of them were HIS fans. Like she had to go through so much and that man couldnât make a single comment about it as a leading man BUT he could make a whole IG post because people were being mean to his gf and calling her out for doing blackface.
And sure people might say that a lot of these are unverified sources, and Iâd get it if it was a singular case, but there are a ton of these accounts that all match each other. Where thereâs smoke, thereâs fire.
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Geralt and his mommy issues
Geralt was abandoned by his mom when he was just a child, leaving him with deep emotional scars. In the books, there are subtle yet significant references to how this abandonment shaped him, particularly his subconscious search for maternal warmth.
SoD:
"She treats you entirely like an object [...] and what you feel is a projection of her emotions, the interest she shows in you. By all the demons of the Netherworld, Geralt, you aren't a child [...] You trail after Yenna like a child, enjoying the momentary affection she shows you." - Istredd
BoE:
"Always on his side, aren't you, Nenneke? Always worrying about him. Like the mother he never had." - Yennefer
Tlotl:
"He maintained the appearance of secretiveness and pride. But at night he was completely in my power. He told me everything. He paid homage to my femininity, which considering his age was extremely generous, I must admit. And then he fell asleep. In my arms, with his mouth on my bosom. Searching for a surrogate for the maternal love he never experienced. Completely in my power." - Fringilla
This passage vividly illustrates Geralt's deep-seated need for maternal care, seeking comfort in a way that echoes the bond between a child and a mother đĽš
SoD:
"'Do you hate that woman, Geralt?' 'My mother? No, Calanthe. A choice should be respected, for it is the holy and irrefutable right of every woman.'"
Geraltâs response shows his complex feelings toward his mother, acknowledging her choice abt wanting to have a child or not, while also - what seems to me - revealing a deep, unresolved pain.
ToC:
"Listen to what?" shouted the Witcher, before his voice suddenly faltered. "I can't leaveâI can't just leave her to her fate. She's completely alone... She cannot be left alone, Dandelion. You'll never understand that. No one will ever understand that, but I know. If she remains alone, the same thing will happen to her as once happened to me... You'll never understand that..." - Geralt about Ciri
Geraltâs fierce protectiveness over Ciri stems from his own experiences of abandonment. He is determined to shield her from the pain he endured.
Geralt and red heads:
Several times it's subtly hinted that Geralt has an inexplicable inclination toward redheads, that perhaps ties back to his unresolved issues with his mother.
SoS:
"Geralt felt an anxiety, forgotten and dormant, suddenly awaking somewhere deep inside him. He had a strange and inexplicable inclination towards redheads in his nature, and several times that particular colouring had made him do stupid things. Thus he ought to be on his guard, and the Witcher made a firm resolution in that regard. His task was actually made easier. It was almost a year since he'd stopped being tempted by that kind of stupid mistake."
Note what he felt when he encountered his mother before in SoD who has red hair:
"He looked again, making the most of the light. Her hair was tied back with a snakeskin band. Her hair... A suffocating pain in his throat and sternum. Hands tightly clenched into fists. Her hair was red, flame-red, and when lit by the glow of the bonfire seemed as red as vermilion."
The vivid description of his mother's flame-red hair and the intense emotional reaction it evokes in Geralt suggest that his attraction to redheads might be more than just a superficial preference. It could be a subconscious connection to the unresolved feelings of abandonment and longing for maternal warmth, linking his "inexplicable inclination" to deeper psychological roots.
What do you guys think?
#geralt of rivia#book quotes#the witcher#witcher#mommy issues#abandoment issues#henry cavill#witcher 3#witcher books#cirilla of cintra#unresolved trauma#the witcher 3#jaskier#book analysis#witcher geralt#andrzej sapkowski#wiedzmin#geraskier#yennefer of vengerberg
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