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After my Matt Graham phase as a kid I didn't pay attention to celebrities, didn't care who they were, didn't recognize the name of most of them.
But I have come to love Niel Gaiman, not because I've read any of his books, or have watched any of his shows, but because he is funny and kind on Tumblr, and makes his way onto my dash without me trying to find him.
I now have one (1) celebrity I am a fan of
#Niel Gaiman#Now of course it's not like I dislike Matt Graham now#He has come to an understanding of life we can only reach for#But I don't think about him much anymore#I guess I'm a fan of my favourite philosophers#But they're all long dead#I like Ryan Gosling#But in an objectifying way because I only know of him as his roles as fictional characters and it's okay to objectify fictional characters#I know nothin about the real man#But when the character he plays takes off his shirt#😶#Same for that Witcher guy#There's controversy over the real guy actor but he can do what he wants I don't care I've never met him#I wish him well as I do all humans and consider him a spiritual sibling as I do all humans#But I don't know him#But I do know the witcher#And the Witcher is quite something...
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-RANT TIME -
Come join my on my rant cuz I'm mentally ill and I don't care if somebody will hear me or not
Yknow how we got Cavillrine as a joke in new deadpool. Like I love Hugh w my whole heart but I know he isnt square/bulky enough looking for Logan. So yeah make sense Henry would be better fit.
However I thought... If we switching. Lets try opposite way. What if Hugh as Geralt.
I mean, they are both two pathetic driven 200 year old men who grunt a lot (oh.. ).
And then I thought more and ..
Henry is opposite ,he isn't slim/rat looking enough to play Geralt... But HUGH IS ..
And at this point i just went full blown mental illness and autism be dammed.
I have tools and i had to use them. I've searched Hugh w long hair, and my god, he has that type of shit blocky long hair, the same as geralt in game
So I just had tho (obvsiouly there is no footage of hugh w his haie half down so this is what we got but yknow)
Cannot even over-simplified, how little editing it took for me to make it into Geralt. He has same slim nose, same rugged jawline w stubble. His eyes are green so they really shine through already, and didnt even need to edit deep eyebags and big thin eyebrows
As for Logan! Henry Cavill. Ive always loved Henry looking like lumberjack mountain man and now i know why. I have this specific picture stored permanently at back of my mind. And thats exactly Logan. No edit needed.
So... Yeah.
#ive been in same situation before#where i love pedro pascal as joel so much#but hugh jackman literally have the face of og joel#look him up in movie prisoners#that's joel#so yeah#disclaimer this is not /srs its my opinion move on if you hate it#i guess i finally have my model for geralt and maybe i will draw him more..#wolverine#logan howlett#geralt of rivia#geralt#hugh jackman#Witcher#henry cavill#cavillrine#there is a universe where the H (hugh/henry) guys switched#ive spent countless nights thinking of who geralt from game reminds me of#hugh would finally played actual WOLF based old man not mistake this time#the fact its both H (hugh/henry) and both W (wolverine/ witcher)
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OCtober Day 14 - Who/What inspired your OCs I don't really ever deliberately base my OCs on existing characters, but I definitely do so subconsciously - at this point rereading a book I loved as a kid, or re-watching a show I was obsessed with years ago, will always inevitably lead to me going 'wait a fucking second. is my OC just (previous blorbo)???' at some point - tbh its extremely funny every time, I wouldn't change a thing
took this as an excuse to draw my two favourite ocs interacting with the characters I think most influenced their personalities - Gabriel and Rincewind (Discworld) are probably bitching about whatever quest the universe has bullied them into against their will, and Viamo, Regis (The Witcher), and Giles (Buffy) are probably all extremely confused as to why none of their vampire knowledge seems to line up, despite the fact they all claim to be experts on the subject.
#god I need to draw rincewind more#rincewind my beloved#oc tober#bweirdoctober#my ocs#shitpost#unhappy with Viamo's face here but whatever#ok so Im putting extra info in the tags for the curious#about a year after Gabriel's d&d campaign ended I decided to re-read The Colour of Magic for the first time since I was 15#I immediately realized that I'd spent the last 4 years playing Rincewind with a drinking problem. He and Gabriel are literally the same guy#sarcastic cowardly shitty at magic pessimistic deeply unlucky and freakishly lucky simultaneously and strangely brave when it really counts#Viamo is an interesting case#because I actually made him BEFORE getting into the witcher. When I finally did play tw3 I - obviously - fell in love with Regis#Most of the similarities between them are coincidental but he's still definitely influenced how I play Viamo in d&d#Giles was yet another classic case of me rewatching something and going WAIT A MINUTE-#its bad enough that my mother - who listens to me playing Viamo in d&d every week - calls me into the room whenever he does something viamo
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trying to nail the characterization i like for geralt and jaskier is like trying to balance on one of these bitches
#look i just want geralt to be a little mean but also soft but also he's a jerk but he's not trying to be?#it's just that he's emotionally illiterate#like he's not NICE but he's KIND do you know what I'm saying#and i want jaskier to have a thick streak of self worth hidden under all that peacocking#like sure he can be insecure but also like#this is the guy who marched unabashedly up to the scariest man alive and was like ✨heey~✨#this is the guy who got dumped and screamed his breakup song to the whole continent#and he's not nice either he's annoying and sometimes inconsiderate#but he's ALSO KIND#and he and geralt share the same terrible sense of humor#and they don't fit together seamlessly but they DO fit together#they make each other happy on a fundamental level that they don't get with anyone else#anyway#if anyone knows where i can READ a fic like this let me know#witcher#geraskier#let them be spicy but still good for each other
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thinking about all of the wonderful book witcher designs that i’ve seen from fanartists across decades of fandom (i.e., way before i joined the fandom) and how different everyone’s designs are, yet how they all are so similar because we’re all inspired by the same descriptions, we’re all working with the same text. the distinguishing features come from creating based upon our personal interpretations and imaginations, which are unique to us. and yet all images, in all of their differences, are the same character, the same description, the same text
#like its no matter if you want to draw something influenced by the games or even netflix or whatever but to me it is so fcking beautiful#when an artist just draws based on a text description and isnt influenced by any pre-existing design for that specific character#and then thinking about all the different interpretations of such a character that ive seen#its like all the same guy (or girl) but different minds thinking alike and it makes me feel so happy and good to exist#as part of like a community thats bustling with ideas and artists and different takes#lol it doesnt have to be the witcher i think any art based on something literary is really cool because writing as a medium has no images#so its up to the artist to decide and interpret based on their text#like for instance illustrated manuscripts from the middle ages depicting like ancient greek myths but everyone is dressed in period fashion#txt
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i know it's a result of deliberate costuming/directorial choices and i've probably been guilty of it myself, but i will never not find it funny that everyone in the witcher fandom collectively depicted jaskier as this waifish little cityboy twink when joey batey is a) nearly the same height as henry cavill and b) absolutely fuckin jacked
#be shh now#the witcher#like yes ok obviously you have to make him look smaller and slighter to emphasise that geralt is Big#but if you dressed them in the same clothes and stood them next to each other they'd be essentially the same volume of guy
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"X is just a guy" is a popular phrase to throw around these parts when talking about blorbos, but I swear, and I am 100% stone faced serious when I say this, not a single character has ever done it quite like Geralt from The Witcher books.
#sure your guy is maybe just a normal man in an unfair supernatural circumstance#but is acknowledgent of his guyhood a conclusion of a gut wrenching character study about trauma personal and generational#about the lies we tell ourselves so we can ignore the hurt we feel#did your guy spend the entire story desperately dehumanizing himself clinging to his alledged non-personhood#did he insist at every opportunity and despite an overwhelming mountain of evidence to the contrary that his torturers were successful#that they did make him into a monster without feelings without morals without future#are the people who did this to him the only family he ever had and the only people who would ever accept him now that he's this?#did they also go through the exact same process themselves do they genuinely love him on top of that?#does your guy reference his acquired infertility every time the topic of sex comes up#only to end up raising a daughter with the equall infertile love of his life?#does he defy his non human credo all the time by being unable to stop being kind an empathetic#and never acknowledges it because he can't bear thinking of himself as anything but ''a witcher''?#is he just a guy?#geralt of rivia#the witcher#the witcher books
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playing the witcher 3 with someone who loves the game asking for a report after every session is a nightmare cuz theyll ask "how could you reject that quest!!!" and the quest starts with going on a date with a woman who clearly wants to sleep with you and gives no indication that you can refuse to sleep with her
#the witcher#screaming IM MARRIED at every woman in this game#i also feel judged and looked down upon for every decision i make thats not the same as the one my mother made#'were not saying you did something wrong' WELL YOURE LOOKING IT. JESUS.#a niech zdychają w chuju to mam#<guy who both cares and doesnt even have a chuj
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Anytime I upgrade my pc I feel like I’m performing surgery on an alien species
Me *opens her up*: oh I’m scaered
Guy from the tutorial I’m watching: me too 🧍
#😭😭😭 I’m literally saying a prayer before turning her on again#the guy was like ya u really have to shove that ram in there I’d show u again but I’m scared to take it back out 💀#Idk how I was playing the Witcher while having several tabs opened in chrome at the same time#on only 8GBs of ram#oddly enough that was okay but god forbid I have photoshop AND the sims opened my computer would have a stroke!!#oh also my game would crash Suddenly bc I updated the graphic file in game to always load far away objects instead of letting them#disappear I KNEW it was a problem w my computer and not the game itself bc I would never generate a crash report#n now it doesn’t do that anymore!
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Me: alright i’ll just do the lines and continue the colouring tomorrow Also me not doing that:
#the witcher#lambert#aiden#lambden#laiden#art#zkretchy#to be fair: they are cute and tempting so#just imaine aiden purring and kneading away bc god damn it witchers but especially cats get to do that#anyhow obligatory lambert/aiden cuddling picture of the month or whatnot#at some point my art will be same-sy#but then i remember all the guys who just draw pretty same-faced anime girl profiles and like#yeah nah i get to do whatever as well#its art#just fuck around#anyhow we take a break from possession au shenanigans to bring you:heartfelt shipping
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something that's really fun about steddie (and most ships honestly) is that we don't necassarily use their canon relationship as a base for fanfiction/art. like. we take how they interact in canon and then infer how they would act if they got closer to eachother and that's the base for most fanfic/art. idk. i think its interesting how that works. like people always say 'but they interacted like once' and its like. yeah so? the point of shipping isn't to only use canon, its to build off of that. if you know how two(or more) characters act individually you could literally put them together even if they have never interacted in canon because you know how they would interact. i just think its silly when people say 'they spoke three words to each other' because like. that's not the point. use your imagination.
#steddie#like i get its annoying when people ship two white dudes who've talked exactly once-#and ignore the two girls who have a basis for a real relationship#i get it. entirely. it's a fandom thing every fandom has this issue. i dont really know why. im not immune to it but for. gender reasons.#but also. what i said above.#fandom and shipping is about. having fun and doing whatever the fuck you want#which includes shipping two random dudes who have never spoken because you think they'd like each other#the witcher fandom is absolutely. ridiculous with this though i gotta say it lmao#like i do not understand the whole shipping jaskier with valdo. a man we have never and will never meet and have no idea-#how he acts/is as a person#and the only line we have is jaskier trying to kill him via djinn#which is. funny as fuck actually.#like yeah yeah there's potential there to like. explore their relationship and WHY jaskier the pacifist wanted to murder him but like#come on#valdo isnt even a CHARACTER he's a throwaway line#and the fandom just made this guy up. hes the fandom's OC. dfhsdfh#same with lamberts friend aiden. which i also completely get but like damn. you really just be making people up aodfhladfhdlafhdlsfh#ill shut up
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NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'S AN OLD LESBIAN BARMAID THIRSTING FOR YEN IN THE WITCHER S3???
#“she can idle around me tonight”#i simply cannot.#and jaskier getting a boyfriend who's played by the same guy who played harry on fleabag. the gays keep winning#the witcher#now when's a dude flirting with geralt i need to know
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thinking about Jaskier with amnesia! lost and confused with his memories gone, stumbling through the mountains until Geralt rescues him
over the months Geralt takes care of him, they start falling in love, share a few kisses
but then someone shows up in the spring, Valdo or some other asshole, claiming to be Jaskier's fiance there to whisk him away back to Lettenhove - when they're really not his fiance and just wanna trick him so they can marry into his wealthy family
!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMMMM
geralt is instantly suspicious, but he also worries that it's just jealousy..... that doesnt stop him from being suspicious, holding jaskier close.
#he makes sure to say ''even if he was engaged to you before he doesnt remember you anymore#so you should stay. see if it sparks any memories for him. give him a chance to get used to you and make a decision on his own#he shouldnt feel beholden to promises he made before he lost his memory''#because jaskier looks nervous and geralt hates the idea of jask getting carted away by some guy he doesnt even like :(#like in a way jaskier is a whole new person now his fiance should want to get to know him all over again!!!#should want jaskier to relearn him!!!!#even if the idea of watching jaskier fall in love w/ someone else turns geralt's stomach.....#he insists on it tho. cuz jaskier deserves that. he deserves to have that bit of his past back#while at the same time valdo is gritting his teeth but he agrees to it to try and get jask's money#augahgahaghhbhhhhgghh.... i love it#witcher tag#ogc tag
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The guy from The Amazing Devil is from that Netflix show????
#I know who joey batey is I've seen the Witcher but#i didn't know that he and the guy from the amazing devil were the same person
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Have you ever thought up a DHMIS fairy tale AU, or something in the realm of fantasy? For the former, I’m not sure there’s many fairy tales focusing on good parental relationships…but there’s plenty of potential for Fluffybird!
Y'know, funny thing is when I started writing up an answer to this ask, the first class I had the next day had a test revision entirely themed around fairy tales. Ain't that a coincidence? My life's full of those. Also that was on Monday, I'm so sorry, I've been way too busy lately ):
Certainly, I've thought up plenty of things over these Royful years, fantasy-esque ones included. And I'll probably only remember half of them after I already hit post. Some of them, granted, still only concepts and not-yet-developed ideas, but I like to put a lot of care into those things and that's why it takes me years to get them done, you know. But they'll all get their time to shine, eventually, when something clicks.
Now, fairy tales... yeah, fairy tales aren't exactly a genre of many parents, good ones especially. In my - admittedly perhaps limited - knowledge of the topic, it seems you're significantly more likely to find parental figures who were good but died, or are alive but not good very bad. And, I'm sure you could tell, I'm not about that. Not when we're talking Roy. Roy is a fantastic dad. Roy would not send his kid out into the woods unattended.
But! Art is all about invention. And if you ever find me unable to make something about Roy, that ain't me. As for romance, I do love a good romance. It's everywhere in the Roylore, if you know where to look. Why, would you like me to provide you with some shipping content? :P Haven't really thought about it before, to be honest, but can do, I suppose, can do.
But back to my stories!
There is one particular one I've probably mentioned a few times before, and it's actually one of my most finished ones! Because I've been working on it for like 4.5 years now, good lord! I've got a pretty large piece of the first draft done. Not all of it, but most, definitely. Yeah, definitely. Without spoiling much, it takes place in the faux olden times. It's extremely loosely inspired by Little Red Riding Hood, or more specifically a retelling of it I had to read for a BritLit class once.
Roy - because it's always about Roy - is what could be best described as a wolf-selkie in that one. So's Yellow. I mean, obviously so's Yellow. They're family. They can freely switch between human and wolf form, so long as they have their skin with them. Not to be confused with werewolves - and they'd be quite offended if you did - because a werewolf is a human that was turned into a wolf via curse, and wolf selkies are all natural. Red Guy's also there. He's a human. Or, well, as much of a human as he can be. I love telling my friends about this story without mentioning the wolf part purely for their reactions when they get to the part where Roy outruns and hunts down an entire horse.
The aforementioned retelling actually helped me out, with one particular unimportant scene, in picking who the villain of this story was gonna be. Y'see I made this little challenge for myself a while back where I'd make an AU specifically tailored to match one of the teachers as the antagonist. It's still not done yet, you've no idea how difficult some of them are to typecast. Shrignold is the only one so far that's been proving cooperative, I simply adore antagonising the fucker. But this one... this one was good. It was easy.
And just because I can, here’s a couple more of these contextless lines. 🤭
And uh. Speaking of Little Red, I have at some point entertained the thought of Little Red... Riding... Guy... as a joke - a joke which practically wrote itself! - and you can consider that idea a precursor to the above.
On a completely different topic, the Witcher's fantasy, right? Cause you can bet I got into the Witcher purely for the Roy AU potential. Same reason I got into Kingsman (remind me to do something about that, by the way). S'not my fault Roy handling deadly weapons is such a compelling thought. Give my boy a sword. He deserves one. As a treat.
My point is, really, who's a better fit for a witcher than Roy? They've got so much in common! Though obviously Roy's story is significantly different from Geralt's. Less relationship drama. More juggling getting life-threatening contracts and trying to raise a kid. Max is there as the only actually Polish guy. Also Red Guy? Definitely a bard. Maybe not exactly the best at it but he is one. There’s plenty more I could say about this one, but I’ll save that for another post. This one’s getting a bit long already, haha.
#Shut the heck your up mouth Roy#long post#DHMIS#DHMIS Roy#Roy Gribbleston#Don't Hug Me I'm Scared#Dont Hug Me Im Scared#I'm still not quite content with what I wrote for this ask but if I keep rewriting my response we'll be here till the new year#and it's already 2 in the morning so I need to wrap this up before I dissolve into gushing about Roy again lol#Not mentioned above: icicle Roy who's just a sort of wandering wintery lad who wishes to be let inside but he freezes everything in his path#the icicle Roy who fell in love with a candle's warmth <3#And then there's water spirit Roy as well... love a man who can drown you#Also when I got this ask I was hit by 'Yellow accidentally gets stolen by fairies so Roy has to deal with them to get him back - somehow#ends up bringing back two kids' and anyway that other kid would literally just be Greg Gribbleston (that's Green Guy) XD#Was making a new blog yesterday and tumblr was like 'alright follow some tags now' and one of them was fandom ships - fluffybird for real#Me and Sapkowski are not the same - my witchers are inexplicably british#Bard Red Guy much like regular Red Guy can't handle his alcohol well so he gets in plenty trouble which is good for drama action 😂#And Roy Gribbleston can kick so much ass it's amazing#Yes I wrote that dialogue exchange like that one scene in My Immortal it's the first draft alright I can change that later XDDD
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i'm kinda heartbroken about the new redthreadgames title becoming one of those clown gamer ragebait targets, because even if it is genuinely bad, there's now no way to find a normal fucking conversation on it on the internet.
anyway, i'm obviously gonna get it during the christmas sale anyway, it just sucks that there's so much bullshit to wade through because gremlins can't be normal about minorities in video games.
#like obviously if the game had a positive reception otherwise no one would fucking care#but these cockroaches can smell the blood when something is being criticized outside of their weird little circles too#this is why it's so hard to be a hater about the netflix witcher tbh#you hate it because yennefer is being played by a south asian woman#i hate it because they're overwriting all the interesting material in the books with the most generic cliches#we are not the same#and because of you i usually just keep most of my criticism to myself because holy shit no one needs more noise#anyway maybe people will calm down about dustborn by december?#i just hate these guys so much like shut the fuck up and learn some critical thinking so you can recognize the real enemy#capitalism
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