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what are we even doing here guys
#SUBURBS WHERE????#how do you look at this farm shed in the middle of fucking nowhere and go ‘omg yes suburbia vibes’#isabelle says things#rural australia#rural gothic#small town gothic#small town girl
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It passed outside your window on a night you couldn't sleep — a phantom burning black against the house across the street.
#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#surreal#gothic americana#deer#stag#house#the far edge of the suburbs#where i met you in the dark#jennabarton
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being raised in the city means that an unobstructed horizon genuinely makes me feel anxious. what is this. why is it so empty. I feel like I’m going to fall.
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listen I honestly think wilson really enjoyed that little arc where he was cooking every single one of house’s meals. I know he’s house’s main source of food anyway but usually just via ‘stolen’/bought lunch at work. I’m talking about when they lived together in season 2 and his ass made macadamia nut pancakes for breakfast on a WEEKDAY. and pot roast for dinner. so much effort and for what…because house was gobbling that shit up…? yes he complained about it every time but he also had an extra fork on hand when house came home to stuffed peppers. it feeds into his need to be needed complex. the intimate dependency of someone relying on you for sustenance. also why they used food as the metaphor for why house was craving his presence. this is what I mean when I say that wilson deserved a housewife era. house went stir crazy within like 12 seconds of doing all their chores because he requires Stimulation™️ but I’m completely convinced that it would act as enrichment for wilson. if I told him to go make me a sandwich he’d roll his eyes and then passive aggressively make a delicious one. actually that literally happened in son of a coma guy. case closed
#that scene where house finally let him indoors after sitting on the porch for several hours#and wilson is like that’s so mean why did you do that :(#also you didn’t even do the dishes…#n house responds like doooont care. what’s for dinner#& wilson just accepts it 💀#cmon I know he’s a pushover but he’s not THAT big of a pushover#he likes it#I honestly think that when they were roomates in s6#house would feign incompetence surrounding domestic tasks#like ‘oh my leg hurts I can’t fix the sink’#not for his own benefit#but because wilson is 1. canonically a little ocd (I say this as someone with ocd) about shit around the home#and 2. thrives off of feeling useful#hilson would’ve survived mac and dennis move to the suburbs#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#house/wilson#james wilson#hatecrimes md
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#webcomic artist#werewolf#webcomic update#comic pages#narrative comic#storytelling#drama webcomic#original characters#original character art#oc artist#oc story#fantasy comic#it leans heavily into low fantasy or magical realism. but that's technically still true.#also the definition of low fantasy is so split between ppl who consider it 2 mean “high fantasy with gore and grit” vs ppl who#use the term to mean “a world where fantasy elements are so down to earth that they're almost unnoticeable amongst the realism” that idk if#calling something low fantasy is helpful anymore. I am in that second camp btw. and then I feel magical realism might b too esoteric. idk.#and urban fantasy isn't quite there either because. well. they're very much in the suburbs lol.
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I'm only on like chapter 4 but I really like the way Migi to Dali is handling the idea of irrational childhood fears when experienced by two twelve-year-olds with seemingly very little interaction with normal human society. like why WOULD the twins know what wigs are and why people have them? they don't need them to survive! they're completely superfluous! I don't think they've had much space for superfluous things. they're used to everything being a life-or-death matter with only each other and their wits to save them. thinking the parents are going to steal their hair and then make their escape on what looks to be a biplane is a very twelve-year-old thought process, but it makes sense that they would immediately assume they're in danger.
#migi to dali#migi and dali#also im really liking this weird eerie american suburbs vibe it has despite it being set in japan#adds to the surrealism element of it. its like reality but it isnt#also the mystery. like is this an alternate timeline where japan is more westernized? is it just these people? will this be explained?#who knows! certainly not me!
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Alright apparently I’m now outnumbered in my small office for not carrying anything defensive like pepper spray, a taser, or a metal baton every day.
#poll#polls#girl we are in the SUBURBS#what do you MEAN you carry pepper spray on your keychain#what do you MEAN you have a metal baton in your car right now#what do you MEAN my boss bought pepper gel for the front desk#WE ARE IN THE SUBURBS?? AN OFFICE IN THE SUBURBS?? A SMALL SLEEPY OFFICE BUILDING?? IN?? THE?? SUBURBS??#I used to work in the sketchiest drug riddled street in the city where I’d get off shift at 1am carrying lots of cash#I never carried anything#I learned how to ominously chant in Gregorian hymns and people stopped fucking with me#I told a man in a chipper customer service voice that unfortunately today was Wednesday and not Sunday so he couldn’t rob me at knifepoint#and he got befuddled long enough for me to hop onto the train#am I just unusually Looney Toons coded? is that my secret?#STREET SMARTS -throws decoy wallet-#my boss genuinely wondered if he should train me how to use pepper gel by going into the parking lot and getting sprayed by it#because?? that’s?? how?? he?? learned??#SIR
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Palasaki brainrot is real
#i just can't stop thinking about them#I'm starting a pre-canon fic where Crystal is a bitch and i love her so much#thats my wife#also Niko 's wife#crystal has two hands /j#but anyway i have the thing outlined already#it's like... not a stuck in the suburbs au but kinda is#its a supernatural take on one of my childhood favorites#where the diva finds a soft spot for a pretty girl wiith a heart of gold trying to save two dead boys#idk idk just let me cook the pans not even warm#my writing#palasaki
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whumpee getting sold to someone new and whumper telling the worst lies they can think of about the buyer just to watch whumpee panic one more time
#pit fighter hybrid getting hurt bad enough to finally get retired and sold off as a pet#their owner could just tell them they're going to a quiet house in the suburbs but where would the fun in that be#whump#whumpblr#whump scenario#whump prompt#whump writing#corrie was here#my prompts#pet whump#slavery whump
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i dont know what this is but i've noticed it
#ada speaks#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#dennis reynolds#the shoulder rolls. the shoulder rolls. why are you so tense babygirl#in the script for suburbs its like. this whole thing about. 'stegosaurus back'. i dont know.#''The city has forced me to develop these sharp edges for protection. I gotta smooth 'em out. I'm like a goddamn stegosaurus.''#and then *Dennis loosens his stegosaurus back as he walks to the house.* is the description for that scene in suburbs where he does it#but it's definitely a glenn mannerism because he's been doing it for seasons#i'm sure there are more but the smut film one has been on my mind for like. months. and seeing him do it in exploits a miracle#when hes asking cricket if his face looks fat & confronts him about not giving a proper response#i think its just another one of his nervous/uncomfortable self soothing tics#dennisisms
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fr tho its always sunny in philidelphia and spongebob are the same show in different fonts
#mac and dennis move to the suburbs 🤝 that ep where spongebob and patrick adopt a scallop#this is so important to me#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#spongebob#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#frank reynolds#charlie kelly#spongebob squarepants
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It’s the thirst for violence that is so extreme that freaks me out
Like I have never thought this way not once and everyone I know would find this appalling and bizarre
But then there are people out there who think it’s correct to kill anyone who they perceive to be “not American”
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The Lobo family.
#i'm trying to figure out where to move them in this save#the suburbs. the pinnacles. mt komorebi. idk#ts4#the sims 4#my sims#sim-bug#sim-imp#sim-cayenne#sim-helian#bb.bbextra#tw clowns
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saw a monarch butterfly on a milkweed plant for the first time in my life and it was like seeing a little legend play out before my eyes
#butterflies#personal#I mean in my head i know this happens all the time#but somehow I have never seen it#we have been cultivating milkweed along the edges of my yard#we never use pesticides#I have never seen a monarch here#we have a lot of others but never monarchs#and then i see a random one in a suburb#on a milkweed growing in a garden like a weed#nature just finding a way I suppose#maybe I should order some eggs and raise them here once our milkweed is a little more established#I wonder if that would work#or if their little hardwired genetic memories would just send them back to where the eggs originated
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there’s a lot of posts on how white suburbs are deeply awful + filled w ppl unable to conceptualize a world outside their own bubble + steeped in racism etc. which obviously is true and all but as someone who’s personally seen many suburbs filled w/ diff ethnic groups (not functionally diverse suburbs just for example suburb 1 filled entirely w chinese immigrants, 2 filled w only pakistanis, etc) the overall results aren’t much better. like at the end of the day the issue lies not in the whiteness of suburban residents but rather the way their lifestyles (car dependancy -> can’t go anywhere else/see other ppl, have never sat on the bus and seen regular ppl etc) allow them to genuinely live their entire lives in an extremely minuscule bubble of homogenous ppl who look & live (esp economically!!!) exactly like them
#other problems for example include. well. i really have nothing to say other than brampton ontario#and ofc fearmongering about the outside world is a huge aspect of the suburban lifestyle. we like to call true crime such a white woman#thing but tell me have you ever seen a canadian brown pocket suburban desi woman. let me tell you she does NOT let her 20 yr old children#out of her sight!!!! pisses me the absolute fuck off#i still can’t get over the time i was talking to some ppl in a gc and every single american in there (brown + grew up in the suburbs)#thought age 12 was WAYYY too young for a kid to be walking to school alone. it was so ?!?!!???#and only me + another friend (british) were like you guys r fucking insane#<- to be clear this was like in a hypothetical where schools were close enough to walk to and everything. they straight up thought 12 yr#olds couldn’t cross the dsmn street by themselves#.txt
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i am a simple man with an anxiety disorder. i order smth from doordash. i leave my living room (visible from the front door) to sit in my bedroom (NOT visible from the front door) until the food arrives. when it shows up i will give the driver one to two minutes to be far enough away that i do not have to talk to them before i pick up the food
#marzi speaks#all of this to avoid having to talk to someone#bc what if i say ‘thank you’ weird? what if They Hate Me for Making Them Work (they are working of their own volition)#i have silly goose brain you see. and i fear being stabbed. even though i have never once been in danger of being stabbed#and live in a suburb where that would almost definitely Not Happen
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