#SUBURBS WHERE????

[peninsulaisms]

what are we even doing here guys

[dappermouth]

It passed outside your window on a night you couldn't sleep — a phantom burning black against the house across the street.

[bauliya]

being raised in the city means that an unobstructed horizon genuinely makes me feel anxious. what is this. why is it so empty. I feel like I’m going to fall.

[houseswife]

listen I honestly think wilson really enjoyed that little arc where he was cooking every single one of house’s meals. I know he’s house’s main source of food anyway but usually just via ‘stolen’/bought lunch at work. I’m talking about when they lived together in season 2 and his ass made macadamia nut pancakes for breakfast on a WEEKDAY. and pot roast for dinner. so much effort and for what…because house was gobbling that shit up…? yes he complained about it every time but he also had an extra fork on hand when house came home to stuffed peppers. it feeds into his need to be needed complex. the intimate dependency of someone relying on you for sustenance. also why they used food as the metaphor for why house was craving his presence. this is what I mean when I say that wilson deserved a housewife era. house went stir crazy within like 12 seconds of doing all their chores because he requires Stimulation™️ but I’m completely convinced that it would act as enrichment for wilson. if I told him to go make me a sandwich he’d roll his eyes and then passive aggressively make a delicious one. actually that literally happened in son of a coma guy. case closed

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[arsonmurderandjaywalking]

I'm only on like chapter 4 but I really like the way Migi to Dali is handling the idea of irrational childhood fears when experienced by two twelve-year-olds with seemingly very little interaction with normal human society. like why WOULD the twins know what wigs are and why people have them? they don't need them to survive! they're completely superfluous! I don't think they've had much space for superfluous things. they're used to everything being a life-or-death matter with only each other and their wits to save them. thinking the parents are going to steal their hair and then make their escape on what looks to be a biplane is a very twelve-year-old thought process, but it makes sense that they would immediately assume they're in danger.

[creativitycache]

Alright apparently I’m now outnumbered in my small office for not carrying anything defensive like pepper spray, a taser, or a metal baton every day.

[darling-gemini]

Palasaki brainrot is real

[dennisboobs]

i dont know what this is but i've noticed it

[tender-traps]

whumpee getting sold to someone new and whumper telling the worst lies they can think of about the buyer just to watch whumpee panic one more time

[flying-ham]

fr tho its always sunny in philidelphia and spongebob are the same show in different fonts

[coralreeferband]

It’s the thirst for violence that is so extreme that freaks me out

Like I have never thought this way not once and everyone I know would find this appalling and bizarre

But then there are people out there who think it’s correct to kill anyone who they perceive to be “not American”

[bizarre-brew]

The Lobo family.

[kedreeva]

saw a monarch butterfly on a milkweed plant for the first time in my life and it was like seeing a little legend play out before my eyes

[dreamertrilogys]

there’s a lot of posts on how white suburbs are deeply awful + filled w ppl unable to conceptualize a world outside their own bubble + steeped in racism etc. which obviously is true and all but as someone who’s personally seen many suburbs filled w/ diff ethnic groups (not functionally diverse suburbs just for example suburb 1 filled entirely w chinese immigrants, 2 filled w only pakistanis, etc) the overall results aren’t much better. like at the end of the day the issue lies not in the whiteness of suburban residents but rather the way their lifestyles (car dependancy -> can’t go anywhere else/see other ppl, have never sat on the bus and seen regular ppl etc) allow them to genuinely live their entire lives in an extremely minuscule bubble of homogenous ppl who look & live (esp economically!!!) exactly like them

[mars-ipan]

i am a simple man with an anxiety disorder. i order smth from doordash. i leave my living room (visible from the front door) to sit in my bedroom (NOT visible from the front door) until the food arrives. when it shows up i will give the driver one to two minutes to be far enough away that i do not have to talk to them before i pick up the food