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My for you page wants me to get back into watching Merlin soooo bad
#so many merlin posts in a day.....#I've gotten like 10 of them already today and ive been on the app for like fifteen minutes
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caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet
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I am smart enough to know I've just been insulted and sexy enough not to care.
Fran Drescher as Fran Fine in The Nanny (1993-1999)
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Spin this wheel for a Taylor Swift song
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life is about finding cute little things and moments so you don’t feel miserable
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He is my daughter. Believe it or not, but I gave birth to them
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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard
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You don't have to like weed but I find people who are vehemently anti-weed but claim to be left leaning infuriating. If you go into a rage because you smelled someone smoking pot, how the fuck do you expect to form community with people addicted to meth? It's easier to say you hate smokers than to say you hate all drug users in leftist spaces because one makes you sound a bit like a square while the other is the writing on the wall. You aren't anti-weed, you're anti-drug user and anyone who uses substances is not safe around you.
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by aletterinthenameofsanity
There is something about growing up.
There is something about growing old.
There is something about moving away from your dead-end, dead-beginning town, ripping yourself away from the cage you have been trapped in your entire life, and starting out somewhere new. Reaching for the stars, knowing that you’ll fail, that you’ve never succeeded at a damn thing in your life, and yet knowing that you’d die if you stayed behind, letting yourself rot away in the cage that is your mother’s grasp. You’re gonna die either way, get suffocated by the leash dragging you into the early grave or get crushed when you crash down to the ground like Icarus; why not at least try to fly?
So you strike out. You reach up. You fly, across town lines, across state lines, across the ocean.
You go to a party. To a club. To a library. You flit from place to place, starving for attention, for love, for freedom. You make “friends” for the evening every time. They smile at you, make conversation, kiss your mouth, touch you in a way that lights up every nerve like a fucking supernova. They like you.
Or, rather, maybe they just like the idea of you, because they leave you every time.
(Monty, learning to hope.)
Words: 2,040, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Monty (Dead Boy Detectives), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Charles Rowland (DCU)
Relationships: Monty/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland
Additional Tags: shrimp emotion central today, Alternate Universe - Human, Kissing, First Meetings, POV Second Person, Hopeful Ending, Inspired by The Fall of Icarus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), or at least like. mentions of it, can't separate monty and icarus, Stargazing
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oh yeah he got totally slammed. i guess.
#ronnie radke i am begging you to shut your ass up#this isnt even a diss btw its lazy as fuck and radke is a total creep#which sucks lowkey cause the drug in me is you is a fire album
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reblog and put in the tags a fictional ship/couple where, in your opinion, they’re just so firmly each other’s that you cannot imagine them being shipped with anyone else
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I love playing cards with other people. The banter that comes out of it, the controlled release of Information, the sense of camaraderie. So good.
#personal#I'm listening to my gram and her friends play cards after like two months apart#they're just so silly goofy
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I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it
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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from
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The Weaponry of Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves feat. Tommy Dunne (Weapons Master)
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