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I was told "this would do numbers on Tumblr"

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the metropolis kid

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clap along if you feel like a wraith without a tomb!

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This year's christmas card!

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Darling is such a faggy word thank you language for giving us this

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goodnight everyone (:

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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

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MAYA DUCARDHEADS WAKE UPPP

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Day 2: friends

I haven’t drawn Maya before but I love her character so I figured now would be a good time to do it

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Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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i still think one of the funniest jokes i ever did was back during the 2020 election cycle i put a bernie sanders logo on a conscientious objector and just ran around 2fort as scout spamming the "go left" voice command

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"suicidal guardian angel" is Such an important character concept to me

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.