#STOP SHOWING IT TO ME

[cxyotl]

making my own schlatt and y/n fic bc i keep getting it recommended to me on the schlatt tag and im inspired ^-^

y/n stares into jschlarts weezer blue eyes. he blushes. “y/n………….. what is yuor favorite song from radiohead’s 1997 album ‘OK Computer’, featuring 12 songs that explore man’s relationships to technology in the modern age, an album that threw the band into fame by consisting of hit songs such as ‘No Surprises’, ‘Karma Police’, and ‘Exit Music (For A Film)’?” you flush, and tuck your long brown hair behind your ear… “i-i-i really like ‘Paranoid Android’, jslop… the callbacks to Douglas Adams best-selling book ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ create an intriguing narrative that the listener is pulled into. Thom Yorke’s connection to Marvin (the “Paranoid Android” in Adams’ novel) is made clear through first person lyrics that portray Yorke’s inner monologue and reaction to society around him. I as a listener can see where Marvin- and by extension, Yorke- comes from, feeling like he is built for a greater purpose than he is given the opportunity to present to others.”

[spaghetticat3899]

Currently feeling like that “Leave me alone!” Akira meme, but with unwanted, uncensored AI-generated naked women.

[habanerosilverisontumbler]

tumblr stop showing me posts about twitter. i literally do not care

[chronicsyd]

No, because why on gods green earth are you showing me a THIRTEEN FUCKING MINUTE LONG AD for Genshin Impact?!

I don’t Like Genshin Impact and shoving a THIRTEEN FUCKING MINUTE LONG AD IN MY FACE ISNT GONNA MAKE ME INTERESTED!!!!

(Srry I’ve had that built up for awhile…)

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[colorstrike624]

No but seriously the things turtles can do are unhinged.

[gwryuu-ahehe]

bro i’m so tired of scrolling on my fwp and seeing literal porn bc i like a certain fandom. I DONT WANNA SEE A HOT WOMANS ASS, I DONT WANT IT WHEN IM TRYNA SEE COOL FAN ARTS!!!

[grey-viridian]

Sillies

[journey-to-the-attic]

"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"

"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"

"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"

(+ a longer look at each scene:)

[lucadrawss]

GOOGLE PLEASE

STOP RECOMMENDING ME THESE

JUST BECAUSE I SEARCH UP DEMON SLAYER STUFF DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN KEEP RECOMMENDING ME CROCS

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[nm-mattuz]

I am seeing posts about something called "good omens" like bitch I haven't heard about this thing until now! Why do you like I'm interested! Plus apparently there's a character named Crowley so that makes me think of the song Mr. Crowley by Ozzy.

[virtualplushy]

the more time i spend w my friends and their kids the more i realize i am not a toddler but i believe in their beliefs

[anemonet]

happy technoblade day for those who celebrate!!!