#STOP IT. DO NOT DO THE GAY.
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Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?
#we live in the worst timeline#transformers#bee talks#please PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE#watch the right pussify transforms thinking they’re doing the opposite#it’ll be like a watered down bayverse#just less funny and more whiny about pronouns and lesbians and whatever else grown men complain about#i can see it now#AUTOBOTS! roll out and stop those gays!
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We painted a new Shiranui zodiac piece this year featuring all the brush god constellations!
(Shiranui themself is in front of the Hanagami, but we did paint them. They're still there. It counts)
#Okami#Shiranui#Ishaku#okami fanart#okami art#artists on tumblr#constellations#digital art#fried unicorn studio#hi i think im legally required to stop forgetting to post our new okami stuff given the news#this one and another one I will be posting later were a really funny collab#we both had rough paintings done but couldn't quite realize the whole thing until we handed them off to one another#which is very great and gay of us i think#its always fun to do some alphonse mucha art nouveau inspired stuff#who doesn't love foliage and good lines
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honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that��s different storyline babes what are you talking about???
like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers
#like anything I want to be true is and no one can stop me#if I want my gay little characters to be gay and happy then I can ignore everything preventing it#Bruce being a good dad#canon to me#jason has ptsd and is working on it? canon#the batfamily is a family? canon bc I say so#Alfred is alive and well and actually is immortal#timkon#stephcass#jayroy#all canon to me and the fucked up dc continuity can’t do shit#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#jason Todd#dick grayson#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth
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im going to throw up
#WDYM final battle#stop it what do you mean#anyway these two need to stop whatever this gay shit is#art#my art#artists on tumblr#splatoon#splatoon 3#pearlina#pearl x marina#splatoon fanart#splatoon art
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Sokka splashed a line of water through his path. The fire fizzled. Zuko’s eyebrow raised, then he forged on. The path zigzagged out of the constellation, hopped eastwards through the galaxy’s north. Hiss. Hiss. Sokka met him each time with a streak of water. Zuko pressed on, building rhythm with each star he joined up.
The Mercy of Magpies Chapter 4 out now!!
as always written by thee @ranilla-bean and betaed by @faux-fires
Chapter Post || Cover || Map and Characters || Ch2 || Ch 3.1 || Ch. 3.2
#guys we walked soooo muuuchhh today my leggies are soooo numbbbb#and still here we are. on tumblr. posting#the tumblrina lifestyle never stops#the things i would do for u all etc etc 😔✊#also FUUUNNN FAACTTTT#this scene was one of the very first scenes we planned out#we didn’t know where this was going we just knew that the gay drift compatibility guqin duet from red cliff was Happening#ENJOYYYY MWAH MWAH MWAH 🤌🤌🤌🤌#spacedilves#fic rec#my art#sokka#zuko#zukka#id in alt text
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why am i drawing the dancestors? i don’t even like any of them, except maybe damara
i don’t even know if aranea would even do this. i just thought the post was really, really funny and i wanted to draw something for it
horuss and rufioh would be the annoying pda couple that blocks your way when you’re trying to walk
sorry if i’m completely mischaracterizing everyone. i haven’t read openbound since i read homestuck.
#homestuck#humanstuck#dancestors#aranea serket#horuss zahhak#rufioh nitram#meenah peixes#damara megido#i don’t know how to draw people kissing honestly#i’ve never done it and have no intention to do so in the foreseeable future#kissing is really funny to me because it’s so absurd#maybe i just don’t get it#anyone who’s “Gay” you need to stop
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would ford pines do really well in danganronpa or would he suck the most?
#i think he would suck the most#bro thinks he's a kyoko when he's really a byakuya#i think he would tamper with a crime scene because it's too obvious#AND he hates women#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#billford#billfiddlesford#toxic yaoi#myart#gay#stopped tagging my posts with gay and they haven't been doing as well#suspicious
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pt 2. or i guess, this is the part 1 and that's the part 2 if you want to be chronological about it. swatch paints her nails and gets her caught up on butler drama ♥
#deltarune#doodles#art#comic#queen#swatch#i was going to draw this sooner and then um. and then its been 6 months oops#that gay ass little car is doing donuts in my brain for 8 months now and i cant get him to stop#anyway i love you swatch & queen friendship i love you swatch feeling protective over their birds
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LMAO
edit: turning off reblogs because some of the people that are reblogging are extremely fucking moronic. holy shit
#anti jk rowling#anti harry potter#1) she's not being removed because 'she spoke up about biological sex' she actively influences anti-trans policies#2) it's not misogynistic to remove her. the fact that she's a woman doesn't have ANYTHING to do with her removal#3) the people reblogging this in approval don't 'cry when an artist isn't credited' this isn't the same fucking thing.#this is as the article says (if you know how to read 🤭) the quickest solution to reduce her impact#this bitch doesn't just hurt trans people. it's clear in her books that she's a white supremacist and she's also antisemitic#and she said dumbledore is gay for clout. it's fucking obvious. stop defending this woman and get a life-#-or get involved on the side of trans people#or just generally drop the fucking series you read as a middle schooler. nostalgia isn't more important than the lives of trans/jewish ppl
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okay the whole vase is great but something about Helen sitting on Aphrodite's lap as she wraps one arm around her shoulder and brushes her leg with her hand, staring into her eyes like that... as she is persuading Helen to go with Paris (while Peitho aka persuasion stands behind them) is so incredibly iconic.
and gay. toxic yuri, if you will.
#helen of sparta#aphrodite#greek mythology#greek vase#not pictured is nemesis pointing at them in outrage#(which is the only time so far i've found helen + nemesis together on a vase... I think about that all the time ToT its all so SAD)#anyway. I consider aphrodite labelling helen as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' to be her opinion. of course she's-#- the goddess of beauty/love so that's sounds obvious but. also consider... it's *her* opinion. aka her choice who she finds hot.#aka sapphic gay lesbian yuri whatever you want to call it helen x aphrodite is real and alive and there's nothing you can do to stop it#none of this 'they were really good friends' helen's sitting in a goddess' lap ffs. have you even read the iliad book 3?? read it again.#it's actually called the yuriliad. bet you didn't know that huh /j#i'll stop rambling (for now)#edit: im looking at these tags a day later and wow i really went for it huh. anyway i'm keeping them it's all true 🧡🤍🩷
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???? Should I leave??
#absolutely nothing they need to be doing all this for#in a tiktok video#stop being gay#dan and phil#dnp#daniel howell#phil lester#dan and phil games#phan
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if you think your trans friend is going to be a fan of drag by default you really need to think about why you think that
#vga.txt#please stop#im not a gay man and i dont like drag or crossdressing personally#im not doing drag by wearing fucking clothes
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mads mikklesen's crush on hugh dancy is the reason hannibal's obsession with will is so believable on screen
#hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannigram#mads mikkelsen#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#will graham#fuck hannigram#i know what you are mads#i'd do the same tho#stop that gay shit#kill them#im going to kms#AHHHHHHHHH#my boys
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sometimes I think about some Loop designs and how Loop could secretely be made to last no longer than the 2 days inside the loop and just a few days afterward. Like the luna moth. no mouth or digestive system. They starve.
(Also referencing this art, because I TRIED not looking but I don't doubt this fella was in the back of my mind when I drew this)
#isat#in stars and time#loop isat#loop and whoever you ship them with could still do hot gay shit though. like the luna moth#fun fact apparently there are many if not most moths that just Dont Eat because they're not formed right. Evolution you bastard#art#fanart#kitscribbles#ALSO FORGIVE ME FOR THE RADIOACTIVE GREEN????#THEY LOOK SO MUCH PALER ON MY SCREEN THE FUCK#HELP. HELPPP#mothfrin and loopmoth trying to theory craft except mothfrin cant stop staring at loopmoth head empty pretty light#loopmoth cant just fucking fly away because their sense of direction is BORKED
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as promised, the spy x fam parody AU
I had some fun thinking about this like 2 years ago and only made a couple of sketches at the time.. but then I started cleaning them up last month and before I knew it, it spiraled out of control to become this monstrosity. I can't help it, as you can all tell by now, I love coming up with scenarios to get all my little guys interacting with each other
some details i didn't put in:
the Kudou parents are absent like in the show
whatever is happening on Haibara's end is probably super messed up but I haven't thought of any of the details
Akai gets fancy tech stuff, like the voice changer, from Agasa. Agasa comes to help babysit Conan sometimes and he gives him all his little gadgets. Akai hasn't said anything about it but figures he could use it considering the amount of crime he comes across
the facility shinichi was in is like in the original story, it exists to research esp to create super soldiers which is why he knows everything he knows
Conan regularly eavesdrops on Akai and Rei's top secret phone calls which is how he learns their real names. He can't help it, he has really good hearing
Conan and Subaru have different last names because Conan thinks "Okiya" is lame and wants to keep the one he made up on the spot. Their story is that when Subaru and Conan's mother (Edogawa Fumiyo) married, they both kept their own last names and Conan was given Edogawa when he was born. They've kept it this way to "remember Conan's dead mother"
#detective conan#edogawa conan#akai shuichi#furuya rei#okiya subaru#dcmk#my art#i guess this technically could be akam but i envision their daily life to be more bad mind games which conan happily ruins#you know how in that movie with curacao in and akai+rei starts throwing hands and conan makes them stop pissing about to do their job?#that's how i think their household would work#spyxfam au where being gay is ok but being single however...#anyway this is all i plan to do with this au#scratchienails over on ao3 started a fic similar to this if you want more#there's only 1chapter so far but i really like their other dcmk fics so i recommend reading them!#sorry there's so much text but you probably expect that from me by now
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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