#SQUABBLE

[gleafer]

The ineffables are having a squabble. Look at that perfect RBF on our favorite angel!

Too fun to draw!

[oneandonlyjiyanxscarshipper]

-Shitpost-

“So… we inherit those cool powers that Joyce has and then we carry on his name!” Joachim says smiling “what else!”

“You become a compulsive liar and a compulsive manipulater. You make a deal with a man who looks a lot like Ottto to protect the son you adopt only to realize you’ll be stuck with said Otto looking person for the rest of your life because neither of you can die.” Welt says smiling at his younger self “oh and don’t forget the constant overwhelming fear that everyone you trust is going to betray you! Oh and the voices that don’t let you sleep.”

“I don’t want to become a Herrscher anymore.” Joachim says

“Life sucks buddy. Get over yourself.” Welt says “you also eventually realize your probably the reason your parent got divorced.”

[hersurvival]

We are fighting about text messages -

And you're on top of me, yelling shut the fuck up,

Both of your hands, all of your weight

Pressed down over my mouth and nose,

Chin to chest, choking.

We are fighting over who does the dishes -

And the closet door behind me

Comes off the rails, a hole beside my head,

You go to bed, leave me sobbing in the entry way.

We are fighting about my friends,

They make you insecure because one likes girls -

And you get shit-faced, yell at me for 4 hours,

Throw your shot glass at the wall

When the bottle's empty.

Petty arguments turned violent,

Little things that fester immediately

Into terror, home repairs, and glass breaking.

@nosebleedclub May 25th - Squabble

[dodgerkedavra]

squabble

@microficmay day 16 Drarry CW: post-Azkaban

Hotter days, more games. Cushioning Charms in the garden. Six in a circle. Harry balances Draco.

Charm yourself or you’ll be OUT! 

Draco points, grabs a quill, writes SNAKE.

“I did not cheat!” Blaise cries.

Draco taps his parchment, accusing.

Ron laughs loudest. Blaise laughs longest. Harry hides tears, relieved.

Also posting on AO3!

Start at the beginning here!

[richs-pics]

"I was here first!"

A coal tit is indignant at a blue tit muscling in on the feeder

[inkcross]

Squabble

[squacka-doo]

Just been accepted into a Splatoon zine that focuses on ocs!!!

I HAVE 80 SPLATOON OCS WHICH ONES DO I EVEN PICK

[chao-studios]

the gift of giving! :D altho i'd wish these 2 weren't squabblin over one! :X

there still going at it... ._.

havoc how could u! D:

well at someone's happy wit there gift! <3 :D

[starchaseriseverything]

Charlotte: Detective

Daniel: Counselor

Lucifer: Douchhe

Daniel: Dick

I love them, your honor.

[ambientskai]

Brotherly Squabble

(Sounds of a TV show in the background) (Impact sound of Kyle jumping on the couch)

Kyle: Come on bro, you've been watching this show for hours. There's a show I want to watch, a professor I admire is doing a thesis on the possibility of wormholes.

Conker: But I'm really enjoying this dude, you could watch that anywhere else in the house. Besides sounds boring. Kyle: I want to use Dads amazing television system for once, why don't you go watch your show elsewhere Conker: I was here first! Kyle: Give me that.

(Sound effect of snatching and struggling.)

Kyle: Give me the remote dummy! Conker: Hey I am not dumb! Kyle: Are too! Conker: Am not!

(Queue really fast back and forth then the sound of the 2 standing.)

Conker: I'm not dumb dude, quit calling me that.

Kyle: Oh please, I could name all of the bones in the hand before you could eat another cheeseball, dimwit.

Conker: Say it again

(The sound of powering up could be heard.)

Kyle: Dim… wit..

(Second sound of powering up)

(Enter Theodore Shade)

Theodore: Boys! Power down this instant! Or I'll take away your powers again for a whole week this time! Kyle: He started it! Not letting me use the TV Theodore: I don't care how it started, neither of you are using the TV for the rest of the day. I am on an important conference call and need silence! Theodore: Now both of you apologize to each other, and just get along for 10 minutes! If I hear another peep, no powers okay?! Kyle: Yes dad.. Conker: Yes dad..

(Door slam, Exit Theodore)

Conker: Great now neither of us can use the TV. Kyle: What-ever, I'm going to my lab.

(Impact of Kyle jumping off the couch.)

=End scene=

[f-p-studios]

Time to Make Another Poll

[jhsharman]

Back story shift

There is no reason for this shift that I can detect, though I guess it follows as Archie plays another cruel joke in the guise of pretending to forget an obvious.

[mel0dicblue]

[walkingproof]

[oxfords---notbrogues]

Kendrick Lamar

[richs-pics]

Duck dispute