#SOS Parkinson

[tomriddleslove]

Mattheo and the Ranking Kisses Trend

Mattheo Riddle, who picks you up from your closing shift at the little bookstore in hogsmeade, with two cups of hot chocolate.

Mattheo Riddle, who makes you stand there whilst he bundles a scarf around your neck, not wanting you to get ill as you walk back in the snow.

Mattheo Riddle, who listens to you ramble about your day, gazing at you like an absolutely lovestruck fool.

Mattheo Riddle, who can’t say no when you flop down on his bed next to him and ask him to film the trend where you rank the kisses generated by the filter.

Mattheo Riddle, who holds his phone up as this song begins playing in the background. He grins when the first kiss, a forehead kiss, pops up and you shuffle over to press a sweet kiss to his forehead.

Mattheo Riddle, who ranks it second best because it reminds him of all the times he’s fallen asleep next to you, finally feeling safe as you press a gentle kiss to his forehead.

Mattheo Riddle, who’s a little too excited when a neck kiss comes up and you press a slightly too long kiss to the underside of his jaw. (You’re going to pick up from where you finished off the second you stop recording.)

Mattheo Riddle, who can’t help but grin with delight when french kiss is the last one. He’s got lipstick kisses on his cheek, nose, forehead and neck.

Mattheo Riddle, who all but pulls you into his lap. His phone drops onto the bed sheets, still recording. You squeal his name with a giggle as he drags you over, and his laugh echoes throughout the room as he pulls you in for the sweetest kiss.

Mattheo Riddle, who’s bruised-knuckled hands tenderly cup your head as he kisses you. It’s all love and little laughs slipping into the kiss, Mattheo holding onto you like he can’t get enough.

Mattheo Riddle, who’s found his forever person.

[littlewinnow]

I love your drarry dads au so much! Do you think baby scorp will ever get around to calling Harry some variation of dad or will he always be Harry ™?

Thank you!!

Oh I constantly think about this, I think he’d switch it up saying harry or dad when he gets older.

I hc that currently toddler scorp made up his own nickname for harry because of Draco at first 😂

[snetofed]

Baby, the Riddle effect… is the effect of wanting to be hit, getting pregnant and wanting to ask for forgiveness…

[lunarlivs]

art dump ^-^

1. eight year drarry fighting >>:)))))

2. malfoy family breakfast after the first night harry slept over (i adore the three of them they’re FUN)

3. some side characters yay

4. drarry and their kids rushing to the hogwarts express for scorps first year :’’)))) including his younger sister an oc i looooveeee she’s everything everr AND return of mr baby he is officially canon now!!!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Potter, do you think it’d kill you to go out with me to Hogsmeade this weekend?

Harry: What? Malfoy, did you seriously just ask me out?

Draco: Pansy! This is all her fault. Ever since I was a boy, she’s always pushing me to ask you out! It’s on her!

Pansy: I never pushed!

Pansy: *pushes Draco into Harry’s arms*

[humsops-stash]

it's givinggg jerk x nerd

[naw-sya]

Little Snakes  🐍

[meemoop]

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend

Hepburn and Monroe? No, Parkinson and Malfoy.

[kitmarlowe]

PLODDING ON “At the end of the day, Steve, it's just a television programme. It will be on and then it won't be on.”

[rewritingcanon]

What would you say are your more controversial opinions about the hp characters?

ohhhh okayyy. i feel like my opinions on a lot of the characters aren’t controversial because i dont feel super strongly towards anyone in any negative light but here are some i could think of at the top of my head:

i’m glad the malfoys faced more extreme backlash after the second wizarding war. a lot of people in the fandom seem to be very sympathetic towards draco and scorpius for getting dogpiled with the brunt of it (which yeah, it sucks, especially for scorpius) but the prejudice makes complete make sense to me. if i was someone who didn’t know scorpius’ character, and had someone from my family get killed in the second war due to death eaters or something— seeing the malfoys still be wealthy and walk around freely without any jailtime, i would be bitter too. they’re hated on but they’re still one of the richest families ever, so they’ll live LOL

another anon has asked about this and i haven’t responded to them yet but when i do i will link it here for my reasons. basically: the best character in the cursed child is harry potter. i think the way they wrote his character and ptsd carried the play. it was def his story, not albus’.

i do think dumbledore has some aspects of him that may be considered morally gray, but mostly i dont think he is. he does everything for the good of the world, and his complete selflessness leads him to sacrifice anything for it— even himself and the people he loves, when necessary. i completely understand why people wouldn’t agree with his methods though.

james potter isn’t a sunshine character he’s a dickhead. fans of him made him a golden retriever character to be more palatable for modern times. i like him the way he is: an asshole and then less of an asshole 👍 this is what true stanning looks like

pansy parkinson is racist and out of all the female side characters, developing HER is so questionable from fandom

harry had questionable descriptions about a lot of male characters to make people think he could be a little 🏳️‍🌈 there was bill, there was sirius, there was cedric. but draco is not a part of that list. harry was not feeling draco whatsoever throughout the series but drarry shippers cling to that one ‘obsessed’ line

furthermore, harry rejecting draco’s offer of friendship wasn’t a sad or a ‘what if’ scene. draco was being a classist piece of shit and harry didnt want to fuck with that, there isnt any way in any timeline he wouldve accepted draco’s friendship.

slytherin sucks just generally lol. people want so bad to pluck anti-heroes out of a series that was written specifically with the mind to make all the characters suck.

hermione and ron’s drama isn’t as toxic as people make it out to be. yes, this includes the time hermione sent birds after him. people act like its the end of the world but she was tackling puberty and the end of society soooo i give her a pass to tweak out.

mostly every harry potter character has horrific names. like literally mostly everyone. even the name harry potter 🙁

movie romione wasn’t that bad LOL

severus snape’s ‘redemption’ or whatever was so ass. he bullies kids for five years and then everything is chill because… true love? on harry’s mum? are you kidding me 💀

weasley family angst goes hard but people (especially percy stans and some ron&ginny stans) acting like they’re the most toxic family to walk the earth make me want to rip my hair out and eat it. molly loves her kids guys shes not evil. jesus.

genuinely trying to think of more but i can’t right now…. maybe i will reblog and add to it. i feel like most of my opinions aren’t that controversial though 😭

[mndvx]

DOCTOR WHO: FLUX Chapter Six: The Vanquishers written by Chris Chibnall | directed by Azhur Saleem ››› Jodie Whittaker as The Doctor ››› Craig Parkinson as The Grand Serpent

[tomriddleslove]

thinking of a Mattheo Riddle who, to his utter dismay, is utterly and hopelessly a fool for you.

I mean, how could he not be? That smile, that god forsaken glint in your eye, the way you beckon him over with a single tilt of your head. You could destroy him and he’d gladly let you.

His friend argued you were destroying him. You’d wind him up relentlessley, sending him mad, but he’d come crawling back to you every single time. He had to be a sick sort of masochist, feeding off the constant push and pull. One evening you’re screaming at one another and the next your face is buried into the mattress, his hands tangled in your head as he fucks you slowly, with intent.

“Fuck- so fucking good. Perfect.” He grits out, his fingers digging into your hips with every harsh snap of his hips.

Wrong has never felt so right. So god damn right, he can’t help but come back to you even when you ruin him. He couldn’t escape you, even if he tried (not like he ever wanted to anyways). You lived in his mind constantly, for the better or the worse. The sounds of your pretty little moans scorched into his brain, the way you’d kiss him with equal anger and longing. He entertained the idea of being with another girl, but it simply didn’t work. There wasn’t that fire - the energy that courses through him the second he catches a whiff of your perfume or the sound of your voice.

No, no one could compare to you, and no one could compare to him. That’s why you always found yourself back in his room, Mattheo buried deep in you as he fucks you like he’d never be able to again. He fucking worshipped you, reverently, like he was a sinner and you were his only saving grace.

You did damage to him, but he loved it.

[valoale]

I painted Pansy last summer and I realised I never posted it and quite frankly forgot this existed

I like it, though

[snetofed]

Day with the Slytherins

[bicholsdrarrysideblog]

nothing really, i just wanted to draw pansy and draco making faces at each other

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: Can men get pregnant?

Draco: Oh, yes. I am

Pansy: You’re pregnant? You are?

Draco: How about a congratulations instead of laughing at me, Pansy? You can say congrats or something

Pansy: Congratulations. Merlin, I’m sorry. How far along are you?

Draco: Two weeks

Pansy: How do you even know you’re pregnant after 2 weeks?

Draco: My stomach’s been growling more than usual. And also, Harry and I had sex so. I think that’s where it came from

Pansy: And how long have you two been together?

Draco: Two weeks

Harry: We were like a one night stand. I was gonna dip, but I’m like, that’s my kid

Pansy: …That’s really noble of you. We need more of that