#SORRY. SORRY I RLLY LIKE IT

[anendtopursuit]

not to gush too much abt neil newbon's performance as astarion (and stephen rooney's writing for him) but like. he's discussed on streams before how conscious the decision to make him feel like he's constantly performing is (regardless of outcome; theatrical spawn astarion & operatic ascended astarion), and how stephen rooney leaned more into the whimsy and fun of the character based on things he saw in his portrayal (hence astarion progressively getting funnier and more charismatic through game development). but the thing that drives me absolutely mad tbh is the moments where all of it drops and he's suddenly so sincere, because it hits you like a truck to the face.

his voice going all soft and quiet and brittle when he describes cazador instructing his spawn to torture themselves. his mannerisms shifting from seductive and playful to a little more nervous. but the one that always gets me is in the graveyard romance scene, talking about what cazador has taken from him, how it was taken by force; "but he did take it," in this voice that's so full of sorrow that it almost sounds hollow, muffled by none of his usual pomp and theatricality, when even in cazador's palace his admissions of upset were sandwiched between attempts to brush it all off. dear god.

[lucabyte]

some thoughts on Claude

alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are

+ bonus

[dragggd]

more stobotnik for the real ones

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

[tubbytarchia]

Thank god for session 4 because session 3 is still hurting me

[dizzybizz]

i drew them,, with some mixed results

[papanowo]

i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat

[greatscientistsubspacetmine]

Don’t listen this is a LIE.

I feel like Subspace would have the lyrics to some random Hatsune Miku song memorized (I was going to say Coin Locker baby but that's my canon divergent fictive ass speaking do not listen to me. He would sing it in perfect japanese if we're going with that song btw, he doesn't speak japanese.)

I feel like he doesn't listen to music often but when he does it's full volume on loop for 7 days straight and then has a cooldown of a month.

he says the "screams of my victims" shit to scare people because he's an edgy fuck, don't listen to him he was caught crying to Mesmerizer earlier this week

(Subspace fictive??? On a headcanon blog??? Wild. Bonkers even.)

"Lmao I love this one. 100% canon"

[bitter--boxx]

g3 cupid my beloved 💘💘

[pewpop]

take them away from me

btw feel free to use my drawings as headers or pfp, just credit me and like tell me because it makes me very happy

edit: this post is blowing up and i didn't expect it so um... my commissions are open if you want to check them out...... ok bye

[wtftaylr]

diversity win! they're bisexual and are going to kill you!

[ennas-aesthetic]

If we DO ever get a Good Omens season 3 (and fingers crossed we will) then using the Second Coming as the narrative device to facilitate the final culmination of Good Omens' ideology and message is brilliant, actually.

Because the Second Coming IS NOT another Adam situation. And, contrary to the misconceptions I've seen, It IS NOT about Jesus being born again as a baby, etc, etc.

THE SECOND COMING. QUITE LITERALLY refers to THE LAST JUDGMENT.

As in. The SAME Last Judgment Michelangelo painted on the walls of the Sistine Chapel. As in - THE JUDGMENT of the Living and the Dead. THE LAST, FINAL, ETERNAL JUDGMENT.

It's the WHOLE thing Armageddon was leading towards. Book of Revelation speedrun: the world ends, everyone dies, and then they get resurrected again to be judged by JESUS himself. He will flick through the Book of Life (WINK WINK WINK DO YOU SEE HOW LOUDLY I'M WINKING AT YOU???), and if your name is there he will go "oh nice you deserve eternal paradise! :D" and if your name is ERASED from the Book of Life he will go "oh no, sorry, you go to the lake of fire for eternity now D:" (except apparently in Good Omens lore it'd just DOOM YOU TO NON-EXISTENCE FOREVER???)

And if you THINK about it, The Last Judgment is the ultimate manifestation of moral absolutism. No shades of gray, no chances. Just BLACK, and WHITE. Never mind that you're like Wee Morag and Elspeth, who are forced to do "bad" things because of circumstances. It's either you pass Judgment Day, or you burn (or disappear forever.) And the way THINGS are going in the Good Omens universe? I don't think there's ANYONE "good" enough to be "saved." Not Crowley, not Aziraphale. Hell, not even the Archangels themselves.

So it provides a PERFECT opportunity for Aziraphale and Crowley to UPEND that SYSTEM entirely.

I think that's what Crowley and Aziraphale would do in s3: establish a new kind of system in which angels and demons have free will to determine the right (or wrong) choice.

Giving them the APPLE, so to speak.

And then they'll go off to retire in a cottage, together at last.

[starryarts]

they'll find each other again, eventually

[phibsies]

glacier thing that came to mind

[sukunasbow]

if you’re still taking requests for arcane, can i request 69 with jinx? <3

69ing with jinx ; mdni

jinx suggested this when you were going down on her the night before. she loved how good you were making her feel, but she wanted to make you feel good too, especially when she noticed the way your hips were bucking forwards to meet some kind of impossible pleasure while you were on your knees.

now, here the two of you are. you’re sitting on her face, your hips grinding on her lips as she digs her tongue inside of your cunt, all while your body is extended over hers and licking at her clit from an upside down angle. you’re slightly struggling to keep flicking your tongue on her sensitive nub, overcome with the pleasure of jinx’s own tongue abusing your wet hole. “mm, jinx, feels too good.” you mumble, your lips slightly grazing over her blue pubes. jinx is unable to respond and instead moans into your cunt when the sound of your voice vibrates on her pussy. using the mix of your saliva and her juices, you roll your tongue along her clit in a figure eight motion.

muffled moans fill up the bedroom as the two of you get each other off. you feel so connected to your girlfriend as you share pleasure, that thought alone being enough to get you hot and bothered. your cunt clenches around her tongue as she increases the pace of the muscle, pushing it in and out of you. “faster, please, please. doing so good!” you pull away from her cunt to praise her, moving your hips back and forth to match her tongue movements. “mm’ gonna cum soon..”

jinx feels her own orgasm washing over her as you bring your hand up to her cunt, continuing to flick your tongue along her clit while pumping two fingers inside of her, eliciting lewd squelching noises. your teeth nip at her puffy clit when you feel her cum gush out of her and onto your fingers, muffled gasps escaping her lips while her tongue continues fucking your needy pussy.

“keep going, almost there!” you breathe out, removing your slick covered fingers from her cunt and inserting them in your mouth, moaning as you lick up all the juices from the two digits. “yes, baby, right there!” normally jinx would say something encouraging to push you over the edge, but she’s practically being suffocated by your pussy as your thighs squeeze together with pleasure. “fuck! yes, yes, yes!” with a few more pushes of her tongue, you’re squirting all over her lips and chin, leaving streaks of your cum to pour down her neck. your legs shake and you carefully climb off of her. “so good..” you manage to whisper in your fucked out state.

“i thought i was going to drown.” jinx jokes and turns to look at you, a cocky smirk on her face.

“oh, please.” you scoff, tugging on one of her blue braids, earning a faint whimper from her that definitely gets noticed by you, leading you to hold back a small giggle at her reaction.

“that’d be a good way to go out though, toots.” she whispers, bringing her hand down and cupping your bare pussy. “i think she wants another round, hm?” her fingers glide along the drenched and sensitive folds of your pussy.

[skipblebee]

Bingqiu they could never ever make me hate you