#SORRY FOR BEING WEIRD IN PUBLIC... I JUST DIDNT WANT IT GETTING HIT BY A CAR OR TRODDEN ON đ
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Bemused Onlookers In Lidl Car Park Watch Area Butch (Laden With Fuckass Huge Bag Of Groceries) Spend 10 Minutes Attempting To Shoo Tiny Injured Bird Into Local Shrubbery
#SORRY FOR BEING WEIRD IN PUBLIC... I JUST DIDNT WANT IT GETTING HIT BY A CAR OR TRODDEN ON đ#i dunno what u even do when u find an injured bird. it could only put weight on one leg and couldnt fly from the look of it#but also I think most of the time its just best not to interfere and let nature do its thing#i wonder what type of bird it was... im gonna try and ID it brb#.diaries
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18+ / mdi
content: f2l!jun, jealous!jun, a lil bit of possessiveness, he's in love with u, afab reader, smut, penetrative sex, semi-public sex, etc.
wc: 1994
a/n: i love writing jun he's so ... he's so jun
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jun was an idiot.
okay, maybe that was too harsh.
no, actually that was pretty much correct.
because if he wasnt an idiot he wouldnt be standing here right now, watching as the pretty bartender flirted with you.
had he acted on his feelings earlier (or literally ever), he wouldnt have to watch as the bartender gave you free drink after free drink, clearly slipping you his number on a napkin. what did he have that jun didnt? balls? yeah, maybe. but it wasnt fair! jun was your best friend, it's not like he could just give you his number and call it a day. you already had his number! that, and he needed to go through the whole 'sorry, i know we're just friends, but id like to submit an application for the promotion to boyfriend now.' he already had a whole thing going with you; a very platonic thing.
so now all he could do was sit there and watch. watch you in your pretty dress, hugging your body in the most delicious of ways, as the bartender looked you up and down, almost as if he was planning the easiest way to eat you right there and then. jun needed to stop this. you didnt seem uncomfortable or even phased by it, just showing plain disinterest, so he really had no valid reason to storm over there and drag you away. which is why he wasnt sure why he did just that.
you knew jun as a bit of a weird guy. someone who just did things without much thought in mind. so it didn't surprise jun when you didnt question him upon marching up to you, churning out an excuse of 'we need to go to the bathroom!' before pulling you away from the bartender's vicinity.
to be fair, he did take you to the bathroom. he quite literally took over the bathroom, walking you in and locking the door behind him, not allowing any other person to enter. it was an exaggerated yet ominous act. once he calmed himself down a bit, he turned back to you as you looked at him with wide eyes, head turned slightly to the side, clearly confused at his actions. okay, yeah, this was weird. even for jun standards.
"what was that?" you asked, wondering why he was being extra dramatic than usual.
"uhh .. that? just, i .. i didnt- i didnt like the way he was looking at you .." jun was never good at thinking on his feet. he needed time to formulate answers and think. and even then, he would sometimes stumble over his words, just like now.
"what? he just gave me his number. it's not like-"
"no! you should- you should throw it away. uh, please?"
"why would i do that? he was cute, i was thinking of hitting him up an-"
"NO!," his words interrupted you again, leaving his mouth before he could think.
"jun, what's wrong with you today ..?"
"listen, i ... i- it's just .."
"jun! what is it??" you were clearly growing more and more confused by the second. jun needed to salvage the situation. except, in true jun fashion, he did the opposite of what he intended.
"i like you, okay?," he gulped loudly before continuing, "i dont want a stupid bartender giving you his number. i dont want to see guys staring at you at the gym. i dont want jeonghan flirting with you. it's- it's all driving me crazy. i know i shouldve told you, okay? i know. i'm too late, i know. i shouldve asked you from the day we met. but you were so ... and- and i panicked! i love being your best friend, i do. but- but i just like you so much. i like you and i dont know what to do. i-"
"jun."
"no, listen! i get it. we're best friends and we've been best friends forever, and i know you don't see me that way, but-"
"jun!"
"-but watching you get attention from all these guys is just making me so- it's driving me insane. i cant stand the thought of you with someone else anymore. i know you havent really dated since we met, but even the thought makes me-"
"wen junhui! shut up!!"
he finally slammed his mouth shut at this, finally allowing your interruption to get through to him. he was now paying full attention to you. you were closer than he remembered before he started senselessly ranting at you. you were right in front of him, actually, staring up at him with eyes he had never seen before.
you grabbed his arms, limp at his sides, and wrapped them around your waist, now pressing the two of you almost chest to chest. he didn't know where this was going, but he'd allow you to do whatever you wanted as long as it meant it was him you were looking at and no one else.
"junnie ... you're such a fucking idiot."
okay. he already knew that.
"i like you too."
wait, what?
he gaped at you, "what?"
very smooth.
"you're so fucking stupid. you couldve just told me you liked me," despite your insults, you now had your arms wrapped around the back of his neck, almost pulling him down to you. it had his heart beating like crazy as he kept his own arms wrapped around you.
"i- you liked me?!"
"yes, you idiot! why do you think i havent dated anyone since we met?"
"i thought maybe you just didnt have any game, i dont know!"
"jun!"
"shit. sorry, i meant- hmph!"
your attack on him had been too quick for him to even process. without having realized, you had pulled him down the rest of the way, quite literally launching an attack on his lips with your own. for a few seconds he just stood there, eyes wide in surprise as he let you kiss him with no reciprocation. he was too shocked to respond, despite how badly he wanted to. it went like this until you pulled away, probably thinking this wasnt what he wanted.
he panicked once again, immediately pulling you back to his lips, backing you up against the nearest wall. that's when he really started to perform to his full potential. he pulled all stops, feeling nothing but pure bliss at finally feeling your lips against his. he licked frantically into your mouth, running his hands up and down every inch of your body, sighing at every moan that escaped your mouth and entered his.
he felt like he was on cloud nine, with you so pliant against his hold. suddenly an animalistic sense deep within him started to come out. every soft sigh you released against him, and every shudder of your body had his resolve breaking. he had to hold back from picking you up and pounding you into the wall. whatever it was that was taking over him, he had never felt before. there was a cloud in his mind giving him sinister thoughts; thoughts of you crying as he pistoned into you, letting all his desires finally release after the years-long wait for you to land in his arms.
"w-want you so fucking bad. please ...l he opted for communicating his desires, wanting nothing more than for you to reciprocate his insane want for you.
your response was found in you licking into his open mouth as he spoke, whispering at him to do whatever he wanted to you, claiming you had waited far too long to feel him. revealing that you thought of him every night and that your resolve had broken long ago.
his eyes rolled back at your lust, knowing his matched by a tenfold. he made quick work of your dress, pulling it up to uncover your crotch while pulling his own pants down just enough for him to begin rubbing his length against the thin cloth of your panties. he wanted your nude body so badly, but he knew it wasnt the time nor place. he'd save that vision for another day (most likely an hour or so, maybe after making you scream his name in the pub's bathroom).
"junnie ... please just-fuck! just fuck me," he understood your rush, already growing drunk on the feeling of his cock rubbing against your delicious cunt. god, that was yet another thing he needed to save for later; your thighs suffocating his head as he licked every drop of arousal out of you.
no. he needed to concentrate. he needed to get his cock wet and warmed up by your pretty cunt. and that's exactly what he did next, moaning out at the feeling of you enveloping him almost as if he'd belonged there all along.
"that's ... shit, that's such a pretty cunt, baby. fuck ..."
"wanted this cunt for so long, shit, fuck. it's so fucking good."
"all mine now ... no one else can have it .."
"fuck, gonna take you home and keep you locked in my room. go-gonna fuck you every day to make up for lost time, shit."
he couldn't help the candid words leaving his mouth. his mind kept screaming at him to show you how fucking badly he wanted you. there was nothing more perfect than the feeling of your body against his, all while your mewls of pleasure filled his ears. the thought of taking you home and keeping you in his arms forever made him feel like he was in nirvana. it almost overpowered the actual feeling of nirvana your cunt was giving him as you strangled his cock between your walls.
god, your cunt. he always knew you'd feel like heaven, but nothing couldve prepared him for this. no longer did he ever have to worry about the platonic wall that had been placed between him and your beautiful body (and mind and soul and everything else). now he had you all to himself, and he'd never let another man even imagine being in his current position.
"junnie ... need to cum. please. y-you're so fucking big. fuck!"
he needed to hear more of you. needed you to cry about his big cock bruising your cervix. so, he did what any reasonable person would and began pistoning in and out of you at a savage pace, feeding on the cries of pleasure leaving your lips.
"th-right there! fuck! junnie, please ... do-don't stop. gonna cum. g-gonna- shit ..."
not a single sentence could leave your body anymore as jun finally triggered your impending orgasm, with your own end dragging his out of him almost immediately.
the two of you breathed heavily against each other, hands unable to separate from the other's body for even a second. it felt comfortable; right. it was as if you'd done this together before. he felt like this was what he was supposed to be doing all along.
"do you really like me back?"
"jun, you idiot. yes! i wouldnt have let you fuck me in a dirty pub bathroom if i didnt like you."
"ah. hah, just making sure," he wasnt too sure where the horny monster inside of him had gone, now going back to his slightly awkward demeanor.
"now ... are you gonna make good on your promise?"
"huh?"
"gonna take me home and keep me locked up in your room?"
oh. you were flirting with him. your hands were rubbing at the back of his ear, making him swoon at your delicate touch. fuck, you were good at this. one word from you and he was putty in your hands. but it was fine. he liked it that way.
"y-yes."
"then take me home, baby. show me what you've been wanting to do to me all this time"
jun made a mental note to thank the bartender on his way out for making him jealous enough to act on his feelings as you dragged him away, clearly just as eager to get on his bed.
thank fucking god for that stupid bartender.
#seventeen fanfic#seventeen x reader#svt fanfic#seventeen#svt#svt x reader#seventeen imagine#seventeen oneshot#seventeen smut#svt smut#jun smut#jun fanfic#jun x reader#jun scenarios#jun imagines#jun oneshot#junhui x reader#junhui smut#junhui fanfic
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storytime/lore: i was followed home
IMPORTANT INFO: my region has no sidewalks, so to get home everyday i cross the roadway (legally) and 100% do not trespass at all. if i had a car to drive, i would, and if i could take the bus, i would, but public transport doesnt pass through this part. IF YOU HAVE A CAR, YOU ARE USING IT. THERE IS NO REASON YOU SHOULD BE WALKING AROUND WHERE I LIVE.
okay onto the story now... my school is in another region so a bus brings me from there to another school, and i walk from that school to my house (about 10 min walk). today while going home i was waiting to cross the VERY BUSY street, and i see an all black LARGE VAN stop 40-50m away from where i was and this guy, also dressed in all black, steps out. and he started walking MY direction
(artist rendition below. thats my ugly persona btw i dont look that nice. those are also my beautiful eyes <3 sorry for staring into them without permission.........)
now like.. thats so weird. SO WEIRD. theres no reason you should be walking when YOU HAVE A CAR. ive lived here for at least 7 years and i have only seen someone walk on this road ONCE.
since i wait right next to the road im 1-2m away from oncoming traffic. its dangerous. now im waiting for all the cars to pass so i can (legally) cross the street, and at this point this random guy is like 20m away. luckily all the cars passed and i (legally) ran fast as hell across. i walked about 3 blocks before turning around and HES STILL FUCKING THERE. WALKING ON THE OTHER SIDE. PICKING UP THE PACE AND LOOKING AT ME.
this was in BROAD DAYLIGHT. additionally there was an event going on IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL where LAW ENFORCEMENT came over to educate the kids and was showing them different police cars, fire trucks, etc. WHY ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW ME WHEN THE POLICE ARE RIGHT THERE??
so i texted my friends. i have 2 irl friends i talk to outside of school. ive got like 5 irl friends in total so there wasnt really anyone else i could cry for help to, since my parents are at work for most of the day and night, and i have almost no living relatives here
about 4 blocks from my house i pass an intersection that goes into another neighbourhood where there was a someone in a car waiting for their kid to be dropped off. i speed-walked 3 blocks down and when i turned around there was ANOTHER RANDOM ASS GUY at the intersection looking in my direction. he looked like he was being yelled at by the guy in the car (i guess he suspected he was following me). the intersection is also at the top of a hill with some trees in the way, so when he looked away I RAN FAST AS HELL ACROSS THE ROAD.
i didnt even care that there were 6 cars coming from either side. i just thought "if i get hit, i get hit. if its my time to go then so be it" but halfway through i remembered something. you wanna know what i fucking remembered? what made me break out into a SPRINT? i have undiagnosed health problems that make walking up STAIRS a challenge, and i you wanna know why i started SPRINTING AS FAST AS I COULD? i remembered that stupid danganronpa dub. i thought of how disappointed everyone would be if i literally got kidnapped and never got to finish it. so i ran. i ran home. i got inside, shaking and panting heavily, which didnt stop for hours, but at least i was safe. at least i could finish it. my true purpose....... dubganronpa...
the reason i took to tumblr was because i literally had nobody else to tell. again, i know like. 5 people. i worded this post so cryptically because i didnt want anyone to be concerned if i just blurted out "SOMEONES FOLLOWING ME I THINK THEY MIGHT KIDNAP ME" so i said it discreetly and kinda goofy so yall would KNOW something was up, but in a half-serious half-joking way cuz thats how i cope with awful strange events in my life
it left me with so many questions.. why would you stop next to a busy road to walk somewhere when you have a car CLEARLY available? theres people who like <1 minute away from the school who use cars because walking is so dangerous. the only reason i walk is because I LITERALLY HAVE NO OTHER OPTION. walking anywhere in my region is BEYOND a last resort. hell, ive contemplated driving illegally before i decided on walking home.
i cant even think of anything i did wrong to get followed by some strangers. to my knowledge, i havent done anything to piss anyone off since first year. why me? what do I have that YOU want.. i just dub danganronpa anime and give it more homoerotic undertones.. is that really a crime?
now that im thinking back on the incident i realize i did have a few certain long sharp objects in my bag that i cannot name here (for self defense and also art supplies) AND MY BAG WEIGHTS ALMOST 3 KILOS?? IF I WHIPPED THAT AROUND AND HIT SOMEONE I THINK IT WOULD DO SOME DAMAGE
anyways im safe. for now. this weekend is going to be spent emailing my school asking them to make a bus stop at my house since the bus literally PASSES my house on the way to the school. i dont live in a neighbourhood, i live on the side of the road. its right there. why cant they drop me off man
GLADOSLUVER OUT
#gladosluver a scary bitch behind you#fuck my stupid baka life#BIG LORE DROP#lore#storytime#tw kidnap mention#for those who need it
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Jealous Girl
Chapter Nineteen
Xavier Thorpe x fem!oc
A/n: Taken from my Wattpad made at the beginning of 2023, some written mistakes and i had a note about what happen with Percy Hanes White, that note will put put at the end of this chapter.
Also ignore mistakes please i wrote this whilst looking at the tv show so if it says that someone looks at something but it didnt state what, ignore it im sorry.
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Over the next few days not much happened. The only key part is that the mayor had been killed. It had been someone in a blue cadillac, a hit and run. This has pushed the police even more than before, facing public outcry by the residents of Jericho.
ĂvangĂ©line had been in Enid and Wednesday's room, already being apart of the latters plans.
"I've been thinking about my less-than-enthusiastic response to your surprise soirĂ©e." Wednesday spoke, opposite Enid and ĂvangĂ©line, still having a less-than-enthusiastic response. "And I must admit, I regret not showing my gratitude towards you more appropriately."
This perked Enid up from her position on the bed. "You really mean it?" Enid asked, swaying her shoulders.
"Take the win, Enid." ĂvangĂ©line rested a hand on Enid. Making sure Enid's attention was else where, ĂvangĂ©line gave Wednesday a nod.
"If only there were a way for us to get off campus and have a little birthday redo." Wednesday took the hint. "Just me, you and ĂvangĂ©line. Too bad the school is on lockdown."
ĂvangĂ©line walked towards the window, Wednesday and Enid following in tow. "Would you look at that full moon..."
This had given Enid an idea. "Oh, how about I say I'm about to wolf out and get a pass to the lupin cages? And say you two volunteered to lock me in."
"My deviousness has finally rubbed off on you." Enid chuckled at Wednesday's words. "Thing? You know what to do right?" Thing did a thumbs up, pausing hud rubix cube.
The girls began to leave, but Enid had an idea. "Oh, we should wear our snoods!"
"Don't worry Evan, I have a purple one I was going to give you."
"Oh, I believe I left mine at fencing." Wednesday fawned remorse.
"Well, I don't have one so I wouldn't be able to join in." ĂvangĂ©line shrugged her shoulders.
"Don't worry Evan, I have a purple one I was going to give you." Enid waves off ĂvangĂ©line. "And actually, Wednesday, you left yours at the Weathervane. Luckily, Bianca brought it back." Enid held out two snoods towards her friends.
"Like a monkey's paw." Wednesday took the snood, soon followed by ĂvangĂ©line.
The three girls left the room, Enid leading the way, missing the small high five shared between Wednesday and ĂvangĂ©line, and eye roll.
Wednesday had organised a ride, that ride being Tyler. ĂvangĂ©line had always gotten weird vibes from him every time they were in contact, he was always so awkward with her every time she goes to Weathervane.
Enid and ĂvangĂ©line got into the car after Wednesday, seeing their driver. "Wait, he's our Uber driver?" Enid asks.
"Uber driver?" Tyler looked back at Enid and ĂvangĂ©line then to Wednesday. "I thought we weee going in a date?"
"I thought this was a girls' night out." Enid complained in the back.
"There's been a change of plans." Wednesday explained, not looking at the two.
"What's up with the weird matching hoodie scarf things?" Tyler asked another question, sparring ĂvangĂ©line a glance.
"Don't ask." Wednesday interrupted. "Just drive."
Meanwhile, a figure was making his way towards Wednesday and Enid's dorm window. "Hey, Wednesday?" Xavier called through the window, rapping his knuckles on the glass. "Are you guys in here?" He took a deep breath. "I know it's a bit weird that you saw the drawing of ĂvangĂ©line, but I just want to talk to you for a second."
Nothing was answering him, yet he heard typing. Opening the window, he saw it was Thing typing. "Where is she Thing? Is she with Angel?"
The four arrives at the gates of the Gates mansion. "Seriously, you wanna go in there." Enid asks in disbelief. "This place is creepy AF."
"I know." Wednesday was suppressing a smile.
"Okay. This isn't what I signed up for." Tyler refused.
"Ditto." Enid agreed.
"It could be...fun." ĂvangĂ©line suggested, earning a look from Enid and Tyler.
"You were in on this?" Enid's jaw dropped.
"I didn't want to celebrate my birthday by going to dinner or a surprise party." Wednesday saved ĂvangĂ©line. "I want to do this." She had unlocked the gate.
"Then you shoulda just said so. You didn't have to trick us." Tyler tried to reason.
"If either of you want to go, you can." Wednesday began to walk away, ĂvangĂ©line following. "We are going to check out the garage."
All four had reached the garage door, just to see it was locked. Both Tyler and Wednesday had tried, both failed.
"Can I try?" Enid asked, looking at ĂvangĂ©line and Wednesday; both giving her a nod. With just a few tugs, the door broke open.
The garage was dark and dingy. ĂvangĂ©line had found a light, revealing a covered car. The flickering lights covered up, but failed, the colour of the car; blue.
"That's the car that hit the mayor." Enid's voice spoke from behind Wednesday. "Okay. This just took a dark turn. We need to call Tyler's dad right freaking now."
"Why?" Wednesday asked, not wanting the sheriff to be involved. "So he can take me back to Nevermore and get me expelled? It's not gonna happen."
Making their way deeper into the house, they knew it had been abandoned. The dust particles were floating around, spider webs decorated corners.
"This is the night I'm gonna die." ĂvangĂ©line's corroer voice quivered. She had been happy in the beginning, but she doesn't know what she got herself into.
Slowly, they entered a room full of cobwebs and antlers; it seemed to be someone's study. All four were looking around for anything that could be what they were looking for.
Wednesday had pressed something on the bookshelf; revealing a painting, showing the hatred towards outcasts. "Who doesn't have a spooky built in altar in their family library?" ĂvangĂ©line sarcastically asked no one in particular.
"Ours is in the living room." Wednesday drawled, earning a look from ĂvangĂ©line, Enid and Tyler. "More seating for year long DĂa de los muertos."
The candles along the bottom of the painting caught ĂvangĂ©line's eyes. Walking up to them, she felt them; lifting her hand back up, she eyed the residue and turned around. "They're still warm."
"Tyler and ĂvangĂ©line, you check the rest of the ground floor." Wednesday ordered. "Enid and I will search upstairs." Enid and Wednesday walked off, leaving Tyler and ĂvangĂ©line.
Both Tyler and ĂvangĂ©line stayed together. That was until they approached two rooms. "I go left." ĂvangĂ©line shone a light towards the left side of the hallway. "You go,"
"Right." Tyler finished, both shining a torch to the right side of the hallway.
ĂvangĂ©line was finally alone. Not that she wanted to in these circumstances, yet she enjoyed it. The room was one of the bigger rooms, seems like it had been a living room.
She had finished in that room, not seeing anything notable, and made her way to Tyler's room. "Tyler?" She asked, not seeing him in the kitchen. Looking around, she didn't see the table and walked into it. Causing something to fall and to shatter.
Using her powers, she lifted it up and saw it was newly bought flowers. Hearing another shatter, she turned. Seeing nothing, she continued to inspect the flowers.
The sound of growling was prominent, almost like the growling she had heard on outreach day. Turning around to could see the heavy breathing monster she had seen many times; that being once in person and many paintings by Xavier. The hot breath was prominent and the smell of blood was lingering.
Forcing herself out of the shocked trance, she turned to run away. This was halted as the monster had sunk its claws into her shoulder. "Run!" She shouted, her voice hoarse showing her pain.
Holding her left hand to her right shoulder, she could feel the blood loss. Tyler's voice could finally be heard, "Guys! Get out! It's here!" The slashes she had not long heard was prominent and was followed with a scream from Tyler.
She had ran up the stairs to see Enid and Wednesday, "The dum waiter. Go!" She winced multiple times, holding her arm tighter.
The deep footsteps were making their way up the stairs, following the three girls. Finding themselves in the dumbwaiter, the monster was only a few steps behind.
The repetitive oh my god was being whispered by Enid, who was behind her, got more prominent when she saw the mess of ĂvangĂ©line's shoulder. Then it was silent, no growling, no panicking, no movement.
"Ah!" Enid screamed as the monster started roaring loudly, shaking the weak stability of the house. ĂvangĂ©line would've been screaming, only she wasn't so focused of passing out. "Not your snood!" Enid whisper shouted as Wednesday used her black snood to hold the entrance closed. The monster was getting incredibly angry, the girls know this because of the claw marks made, showing the angry look it had.
The fraying of the rope, holding them up, was echoing in the almost silent dum waiter. Both Enid and ĂvangĂ©line started screaming as the rope snapped, pushing the girls down multiple floors it seemed like.
Rolling out into a lab sort of place, the confusion was prominent. The thundering footsteps caused fallout underneath the monster, making Enid ĂvangĂ©line and Wednesday run for the window.
Just as Enid was about to go outside, the door of the basement had been busted open. Enid was safely outside, ĂvangĂ©line and Wd essay were still there.
"Wednesday! Come on!" ĂvangĂ©line shouted over the monsters footsteps.
"What are you doing?" Enid pushed the window open, wondering why her two friends hadn't joined her.
"These are the body parts from the monster's victims." Wednesday was too involved, both girls needed to leave.
"Wednesday!" ĂvangĂ©line looked at the monster, seeing the monster pull over a shelf. "We need to go now!" The pain was less prominent in her arm, as she was more worried about her and Wednesdays life.
Pushing Wednesday out before her, she was almost struck again by the monster. Landing in the floor, she tried to regulate her breathing. The three girls stood up, one wincing, as Wednesday looked at the other two. "You okay?" Both ĂvangĂ©line and Enid gave her a are you serious look.
"Since when do you care?" Enid voiced both of the girls, storming off. Following Enid, the pain was slowly coming back. ĂvangĂ©line wiped the blood in her hand on the front of her jeans. "Wednesday what the hell are you doing?" Enid yelled at the black haired girl retreating to the house.
"We have to go back for Tyler!" She continued running. All ĂvangĂ©line could think of was that Wednesday said we. We? She was bleeding out of her arm, literally five minutes ago she was struck by the monster that was in there.
They had found Tyler, heavy breathing and in the same condition she felt she was in. "Enid, hold this." Wednesday shoved her torch into Enid's hand, then tending to Tyler.
Slumping against the wall, wincing in immense pain, she just wanted to go back to Nevermore. Opening her eyes, she was met with someone she wouldn't expect to show up; Xavier.
"Where'd you come from?" Wednesday asked Xavier, turning her head away from Tyler.
He handed over his scarf for Tyler. "Here. Take this. "Looking past Tyler he saw ĂvangĂ©line, pushing her head back and gritting her teeth. "Angel," his eyes softened, seeing his Angel holding her shoulder and was in obvious pain.
Cursing under his breath, as he didn't have anything he could put on her. Looking at her head, he saw the snood. Pulling the purple fabric off of her head, and holding her head up as it lulled to the side, he applied pressure to the wound. "What happened to them?" Xavier was met with silence.
The newly group of five had made their way to Tyler's house; Xavier driving, Enid in the passenger seat with Wednesday in the middle of the slumped Tyler and ĂvangĂ©line.
In Tyler's living room, Wednesday had found butterfly stitches in the medical kit in his bathroom. Wednesday was patching up Tyler, Xavier with ĂvangĂ©line. Because of the position of the slash, ĂvangĂ©line had to remove her jumper and shirt. Her clothes were absolutely ruined. Covered in blood, and long cuts. She was utterly embarrassed.
Every time ĂvangĂ©line winced Cavier would mutter a quick sorry. Xavier was shortly finished and looked at ĂvangĂ©line with pity. She was holding her shredded bloody clothes to her chest and had dried tears underneath her eyes. Realising the situation she was in, he pulled off his coat and secured it around her shoulders.
Looking over she gave him a thankful smile and pulled her arms through the holes. "Not to make this about me, but i am having. A full blown panic attack right now." Enid's voice interrupted the moment between the two, eyes focused on something in the room. "We need to get back before Weems realises we've been gone."
Then, the door opened; making the teenagers look at the intruder. Seeing it was the sherif, ĂvangĂ©line tightened the hold she had on Xavier's coat. "What the hell happened?" He took steps into the room towards Wednesday, "This was you wasn't it?"
"Wait, Dad, please. I'm okay." Tyler stopped his father before he could do some damage.
"Sherif, I understand you're upset, but I think you need to see something." Wednesdays voiced quivered.
Walking towards Enid and Wednesday's room, she heard the end part of the argument between the two. "You didn't have to because that's what friends do!" Enid yelled, "the fact that you don't know that says everything." She picked up her bags. "You want to be alone, Wednesday? Be alone." Enid walked past ĂvangĂ©line, then she made eye contact with Wednesday.
"Ev," Wednesday's voice was weak.
Seeing Wednesday walk forwards she stopped her, "Just stop, Wednesday." Seeing the look of confusion on the girls face she explained. "You have put not only me, but Enid and Tyler in danger. You didn't even realise I was almost bleeding out. But you noticed Tyler! I was on your side, but you just kick it back in my face. Xavier was there for, what? Five seconds? And realised I was bleeding, or at least I was in pain."
Without sparing Wednesday a second look, she turned around and made her way back to her dorm.
#addamsfamily#ajaxpetropolus#enidsinclair#fanfic#fanfiction#netflix#nevermore#thehyde#wednesday#wednesdayaddams#xavierthorpe#xavier thorpe x fem!oc#xavier thorpe x reader#xavier thorpe x you#xavier thorpe x y/n
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back in february i was inspired by @minacoleta 's count the lights to make a wrestlestory of my own. i spent the last five months narrowing down every single concept i like and melting them all down in a crucible to pour into a mold to craft THE MOST SELF INDULGENT OCs i could possibly come up with. i think its probably embarrassingly obvious where all their little components and dynamics came from but whatEVER! whatever!! it rules, actually!!! make the most insanely self indulgent ocs you can think of and live a little!!!! its liberating!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway i dont have the constitution or patience or focus to execute an entire graphic novel so i'm just going to post their character introductions / plot premise under a readmore. its 1.3k words (JEEZ) and thats about as condensed as i could get it while still relaying their individual motivations and setting up ~The Main Conflict~ for a story im not going to get around to telling properly (SORRY). i still will post drawings and comics from time to time of them all being cute though (i have a backlog i didn't want to post until i properly introduced them. i didnt realize it would take so long for me to do so however.)
anyway heres the tl;dr summary of the members of two tag teams who are in a tag team tournament:
[TAGCEN]
TAGCEN is a wrestling promotion so dedicated to tag teams that their name is twice as long as your typical three-letter acronym wrestling company. They've been around long enough that their seasonal tag team tournament (aka: the main setting for the story) has somehow acquired a lot of prestige, despite their comparatively humble level of production. TAGCEN is mostly ran by a husband and wife tag team that is too busy running the show to wrestle nowadays: Cedric (most neurotic man who has ever lived) and Arsha (who loves chaos).
[Taggart]
One passion (wrestling) and one brain cell (dedicated to wrestling). Taggart loves wrestling so much he pulls his punches just so he can wrestle against his opponents longer. That's... the kind of guy he is. His overwhelming enthusiasm and lack of ~grandiose ambitions~ does tend to limit how seriously people take him, but he isn't to be underestimated: just because he's a genuinely nice guy doesn't mean he can't hit hard, and it also doesn't mean he can't take the hard hits either. That title of "brick wall" is not for show!
His tag team partner unexpectedly had to leave in the middle of the season, which left Taggart in a bit of a bind as he isn't allowed to work the rest of his matches all by himself (it is a TAG TEAM CENTRIC WRESTLING PROMOTION after all). Due to this, he manages to convince his ex-wrestler friend/roommate Basil to stand in as his tag team partner so he can finish out the season. Basil doesn't want to wrestle anymore and Taggart wouldn't want to force his friend to anyway, so Taggart just never tags him in and fights the matches 1v2. He loses, but its fine, with the time left in the season there's mathematically no way for them to get that much further than last place anyway.
Taggart's just glad to be wrestling, and he's especially happy that he (finallyâŠ) managed to draw his friend Basil back into the ring under the public eye. With a little more time Taggart thinks he can coax Basil into wrestling proper again, so long as⊠nothing comes up during this TAGCEN season⊠ha ha ha HA HA HA
[Basil]
Officially billed as "Ben Basil" with the title of "some guy", he is apparently some rando that Taggart got to fill in as his tag partner. Taggart never tags him in, so he usually just spends the entire time hanging out on the corner in a t-shirt and hat nonchalantly watching the match. Nobody's ever heard of him, and anyone who has seen him around just knows him as Taggart's weird friend that hangs out with him all the time. But! He is not just some guy Taggart found off the street:
Basil met Taggart back in wrestleschool after he had ditched his entire existing group of friends for reasons too elaborate to get into right now. Basil didn't know anything about wrestling and Taggart loves to talk about wrestling, so they ended up becoming extremely good friends.
Back then Basil was a copycat/mimic heel wrestler named Afterburner and really leaned into being kind of a dick! With nothing else to do, he just got really good at wrestling. This didn't last too long though, he eventually got caught up in his own head about being a bad guy (oops!) and retired comically early in his career.
Usually this is where Basil would pack up and go start a new life somewhere for the third time or so, but he MYSTERIOUSLY changed his mind this time around and decided to stick around instead. It's been like X years now and he still lives in the room he rents in Taggart's house, idly supporting Taggart's career by training with him and sparring with him and helping him do work at the wrestleschool and occasionally driving him to wrestling matches whenever he needs a ride.
For a guy who adamantly quit wrestling he sure still wrestles a lot.
AnywayâŠ
[Samson]
a charismatic, mildly sardonic well-known top-tier veteran good guy. Samson is legit skilled and has been in wrestling for so long, everything has become a bit of a game to him. Things get boring if you win all the time, yeah? Effectively, this has (over the years) turned him into a bit of a wet blanket and low-key control freak about meta things like "narrative", whatever THAT means. He gets away with it, though, as he's usually raining on the parades of heels who deserve it, and is a generally entertaining guy.
Previously, Samson was the longest running title holder of the region's definitely not cursed and/or haunted solo Interstate Championship, which he eventually lost in a very exciting (but normal) wrestling match. His legendarily long title run had him being his usual Samson self the whole time, proving once and for all that there is nothing weird about the title. Wanting a fresh new challenge, preferably away from the definitely not cursed and/or haunted Interstate Championship, Samson set his sights on the tag team world.
Unfortunately while still in the process of deciding who to team with, he unexpectedly(!) lost a stipulation match to insufferable young upstart jackass Chip and now is obligated to tag with him. Samson is crafty enough that he doesnt lose unless he chooses to, so this⊠is⊠an unusual thing to happen to him. He's taking it in stride (or at least appearing to) though, as Chip is a pretty good wrestler himself so its not like its too bad of an arrangement. Besides, he's a man of his word. :)
In any case, the two of them actually get along, weirdly enough! Maybe Samson's just used to dealing with annoying heels. It's anyone's guess as to whether Samson is going to reform Chip into a good guy, or if Chip is going to do what holding on the Interstate Championship Title didnt do and finally tip Samson over into being a bad guy. There's a lot of people keeping an eye on the TAGCEN tournament to find out.
Of course that's how it was supposed to be goingâŠ
[Chip]
Competitive topcard rising star asshole guy who plagues every promotion you can think of. Talks a big game, and the worst part is, he can back it up. He really is some sort of insane wrestling prodigy, or something.
Bitter that he wasn't able to win the Interstate Championship off of Samson, Chip figured he could get his vengeance (and a tag team championship, eventually) by roping Samson into a tag team with him. Together, they've been wrestling tag matches all over to get enough clout to qualify for the big prestigious semi-invitational continental tag team championship. They were on track to win the (fairly notable) TAGCEN tournament to further these aims, but one day Chip realized who Taggart's new partner was, and, uh, wellâŠ
Chip also went to wrestleschool with Taggart and Basil, but was still trying to do something with his college degree at the time and gradually fell behind as a result. After they graduated, Chip hounded Afterburner (Basil) for a while in a rather one-sided feud and took some things Burner flippantly said to him extremely personally (like... he changed his ring name to Chip about it...). After a string of (frankly, embarrassing) defeats from him, Chip took a brief step back from wresting matches to reinvent himself. He buckled down to become extremely tough and cool, then came back ready as ever to finally kick Burner's ass once and for all.
âŠSo imagine how furious he was when he found out the guy quit and disappeared from the scene while he was gone. Welp!!
Chip kept wrestling in the years since and became the insane jerk wrestleguy we know today. He moved on. Except not really. Seeing Afterburner (well⊠sort of) at TAGCEN after all these years has rekindled every single inch of fury all over again. Everyone else may not know or care about some wrestler dropout from X years ago, but destroying this guy (on equal terms) is everything Chip ever wanted. He just needs to figure out how to get Basil to fight him for realsies.
Of course, Chip being obsessed with fighting some jobber team instead of ranking up is not good for their tag team's prospects, and while Samson is a good guy, he does want to winâŠ
#TAGCEN#im finally FREE ive been struggling to finally get this post put together ALL MONTH#and you do NOT understand how hard it was for me to draw this FOUR PERSON LINEUP...#I WAS WORKING ON IT SINCE APRIL!!!!!!!! LITERALLY#and the introductions... IT TOOK ME TWO WEEKS TO REWRITE IT BECAUSE IT WAS EVEN LONGER BEFORE...#also it broke the tumblr post editor somehow LOL... i think i put down more than 4096 characters in a text block#this is why i cant work on long term projects... it would have to be the sole thing i work on for years... i'd get so bored and die...#anyway here are my guys. i love them dearly and i love putting them In Situations#now that i introduced them i have to gather up all my miscellaneous little drawings from the past 5 months and post those too...
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[Satyr} Insecurities
Soft Male Presenting NB Satyr x Male Reader
Dakota
Warnings: Dakota get comforted by you after a sudden breakup and you end up confessing, they realized they like you too, mentions of alcohol (tho not explicitly stated other than beer), two faced boyfriend (now ex)
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Currently, you are on your way to third wheel for your best friend, Dakota. This guy that Dakota was dating was one that you really did not like. He was all sweet and kind around Dakota but the second they turned their back, he was a complete jerk. You knew you should tell Dakota but they just looked so happy being with this guy that you didn't want to ruin this momentary happiness.
Anyhow, both of you were walking down the street to a small yet busy pub that he had asked Dakota to meet. Dakota had asked him if you could come and he said yes but you knew he would have said no if that didn't ruin his "perfect boyfriend" image. You developed feelings for Dakota years ago, long into your friendship with him but you never confessed. You knew they didn't feel the same so you decided to just try to be the very best friend you could be.
Dakota pointed out the place you two were going and you followed them up to the front door. You opened it for them and they almost instantly spot their boyfriend, going over to him and hugging him. You smiled a sad smile and looked at the two before joining them at their table. He had sent Dakota off to get drinks for the three of you. "How have you been (R/n)?" He looks over to you with a not glare for once. "I'm breaking up with him."
Your eyes widened slightly. "What?" He nods. "Yeah I got hit pretty hard in the face with reality after the last time we met." His whole demeanor had changed from what it was before. You tried to say something but Dakota came back with a beer bottle and two glasses. They set one of the glasses down in front of you and handed the bottle to their soon to be ex who's demeanor went back to perfect boyfriend mode.
You smiled at Dakotas smile before taking a drink of what they got you. "Ah, (R/n)! Did you see the new episode yesterday? It was so good!" Dakota said before going on to ramble about bits and pieces. (R/n) smiled and nodded, chatting about said episode with Dakota.
A few minutes had past with the three of you talking before (R/n) decided it was time to bring the bad news. "Dakota." They looked up to (R/n) who looked like he just accidentally kicked a puppy. Dakota noticed and went to grab his hands to ask what's wrong but he pulled away. You looked away out of courtesy but still listened in. "I'm sorry Dakota. I dont think we can be together anymore. Its really me, not you. You've been nothing but good to me and I want you to be happy but it can't be with me."
"Maybe we'll see each other around. Don't worry about paying for drinks, I'll cover it on the way out." He said standing up to leave. Dakota couldn't seem to process what what happening as they watched their now ex-boyfriend walk away. "Kota, let's go." You said standing and grabbing their hand.
They didn't move but instead started to shake slightly. "Dakota, please." You pulled them up and practically dragged them out of the pub and stopped when you were a block away from it. Dakota hadn't said a word but held on tightly to your hand. "Do you wanna go back to your house?" You asked, looking to them. They nodded softly, more hair moving to cover their usually covered eyes.
You squeezed their hand gently as the two of you walked back to Dakotas place. It wasn't too far from the pub so neither of you saw the point in taking the car. After a few minutes of walking, Dakota stopped, making you look back. "Im... S-so sorry... I... I cant..." They tried to say something but ended up almost collapsing, legs shaking like crazy. You caught them before they could and opted to carry them the rest of the way.
Dakota holds onto you and cries into your neck. You gently rub the back of their head and whisper reassuring words into their ears. After a few more minutes of walking, you make it to the house and carefully unlock the door and close it behind you before taking them upstairs to their bedroom. "I'll go grab some water. I'll be right back ok?"
You head back down stairs, lost in thought as you grabbed water from the fridge before heading back up. You didn't expect to see what you did though.
Your body stood ridgid with shock. Standing in front of you, staring back with wild and afraid eyes was your best friend of 5 years. They looked like they were wearing pants but they weren't. Their legs were covered in dark brown fur, same colour as their hair. Your eyes followed the soft digitigrade shape down to the cloven hooves in place of feet. A small tail to match laid tight against their body.
"Dakota..?"
You breathed out hesitantly. They seemed to snap out of whatever trance they were in for a moment and they started to shake. "Hey... Hey whats wrong?" You asked as you very slowly approached them, as if the wrong step could send them sprinting away. They didn't say a word and you eventually got to their side. You very carefully grabbed their hand but they pulled it away faster than you could blink.
They looked at you with such fear that you could barely even tell if it was your sweet Dakota anymore. A tense moment passed as you had seen his eyes for the first time. You gently took their hand again and pressed their palm against your chest. They could feel your heart pounding, theirs was probably just as fast. You and Dakota had this thing where if one of you were panicking, the other would place a hand on the heart of the one whos panicking. It usually ended with a hug but it was really just a comfort thing that Dakota had started with you when they had a panic attack in public. Once they had seemed to realized, some lever must have flipped as they pulled you into a tight hug.
"(Y/n)..."
You hugged them back, gently placing a hand on the back of their head to keep them close. A silent minute had past before you felt your shoulder getting wet again. "I'm so sorry." It was barely a whisper but you heard it. Neither of you said a word after that. Dakota pulled their head out from the crook of your neck and rested their forehead against your chest.
"I didn't want you to find out like this..." Their voice was small as they spoke, hands gripping tightly to the back of your shirt. You carefully set a hand on their cheek, coaxing them to look up to you. Their eyes were red and slightly puffy from crying. The bright green, almost yellow irises stood out against their pink-ish scleras. "Your eyes are so beautiful." You mumbled out without thinking.
Dakota blushed and looked away. "I know you probably don't wanna talk so let's sit down and I'll go first." You lead them over to the bed and both of you sat down. "Judging by your reaction you didn't want me knowing about the whole... Lower half thing." You paused to look at Dakota who nodded. "Sorry." You said, still processing everything. Dakota shook their head. "N-no... I..."
"I don't know what to say..." Dakota said with a heavy sigh. "It's ok. You don't have to say anything-" They cut you off before you could continue. "(Y/n) I've lied to you for 5 years about it! Of course I have to say something!" You looked away from them and sighed. "I would be lying if I said it didn't upset me that you never told me what you were." Without hesitation, you grabbed Dakotas hand again, staring at it as they let you intertwine your fingers. "But I always had a feeling you weren't exactly human anyways... Of course I wanted to know but I didn't want you to feel uncomfortable around me."
Dakota looked to your eyes, tears welling up in theirs again. You could see that they wanted to apologize for not saying anything but you just shook your head. "Kota, I could care less that your a Satyr. If anything I like you even more." You mumbled the last part but they still heard it anyway, signaled by the blush that rose to their cheeks yet again. Dakota placed their free hand on your cheek and made you look back to them.
"I love you so fucking much Kota. You don't even know. I'm sorry. This is probably a lot on top of me finding out about probably your biggest secret and the... Y'know." Dakota shook their head. "Its all been so overwhelming. I'm honestly surprised I haven't passed out yet." You let a small huff of a laugh pass as they pulled your face closer to theirs. "You seemed to have calmed down a lot." You mumbled out.
Dakota nodded. "Yeah. I guess I'm... Relieved... I've known you long enough that I know you when you aren't feigning truths." They pause for a moment. You took this moment to observe their tear stained face. "(Y/n). I dont ever want you to leave me." Their voice had been shaky since you found out about them being a Satyr but it was even worse when they said that. "I couldn't truly live if you weren't in my life Kota."
They looked at you with wide eyes. "Sorry, said something weird didnt-" You were cut off by a pair of soft lips against yours. You carefully kissed back, tangling your hand in their soft, fuffy hair. The second both of you pulled away, Dakota smiled and pulled you into a tight hug. "Kota-" "I think him breaking up with me was the best decision ever." You furrowed your brows, really confused.
"What? Why? I though you two were happy together." Dakota nodded. "I was happy. But I also saw how unhappy you were. A-and it made me realize... Just how much I wanted to make you happy because you make me happy." You couldn't say anything but just looked at them with surprise. "Can I... Can I kiss you?" You asked quietly. Dakota laughed and nodded, pulling you into a kiss.
Your hands decided to test the waters a bit and you gently ran a hand through the soft fur that coat their leg. They shivered and gripped onto your shirt, leaning into the kiss more. You pulled away and let your hand linger on their thigh. "Did... Did you really mean it when you said that you liked me more knowing I was a Satyr?" You blushed and laughed awkwardly while looking away. "Yeah... I didn't realize I said that out loud."
Dakota let out a gentle laugh and pulled you into a tight hug. "Let's take a nap, I'm tired after crying so much..." You nodded and kissed their neck softly as the two of you laid down.
"Please stay by my side."
I originally started this one shot at the paragraph that starts at "Your body stood ridgid with shock." so sorry if everything above it seemed weird-
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Hi! Iâm sending you a request for a match up :) Are you doing them?đ„ș The fandom is jujutsu kaisen. You can just call me pink :) Iâm a girl and Iâm straight. On the outside Iâm closed off and donât talk much to people, but on the inside Iâm very sensitive and warm hearted. When someone gains my trust I open up. So I want someone to approach me first. Whatâs a good match for me? Thank you :)
hi pink! thank you so much for your request! ive never done a match up before and im terrible at playing cupid so i really didnt know what layout to go for when writing this. i hope its okay! let me know if this is something i should do more of!
p.s., sorry this isn't really a oneshot. i've been a little drained recently and writing either slips my mind or is just harder to enjoy. in honour of dr stone ryusui however, my next post will be dedicated to the man himself!
-i think yuji itadori would be a good match for you!
-hes a veery extroverted person and can just about befriend anyone!Â
-we see this especially with junpei and megumi, who seem pretty quiet and closed off but are actually very kind hearted individuals.Â
-youâll probably be paired up for a mission or even paired up for a school project, and that would be how you two form a friendship.
-at the beginning of your relationship, hes fine with taking charge at first. He wont pry information out of you, but heâll definitely indulge in anything you reveal about yourself. Whether it be about a hobby, interest or memory, heâll make his own personal connections and ask you questions to learn more about you
-also is totally okay with just being in your presence! Conversation isnt always a must to be comfortable, and you can feel at ease just being beside him
-activities you two are involved in together, such as going on missions or training alongside yuji (by watching movies lmao) make it easier for conversation to flow naturally out of you, and yuji can see your kind-hearted nature just in your actions which i think makes you all that more desirable and attractive to himÂ
-once you get more comfortable with yuji, youre able to talk more freely about yourself and yuji acts the same as always! He supports all your hobbies, reassures you when youre vulnerable and is happy being around you
-his heart swells at the kindness you show him. Just the simplest acts and words of love that you show him make him so so happy, and you two are the sweetest pair.Â
-sometimes being emotional with each other can be a bit overwhelming, but over time the two of you progressively get more comfortable, but even then, just like before, being in each others presence is overwhelmingly comforting and sometimes all you really need.Â
-is not the type to shy away from you in public, but also isnt one to overwhelm you with pda. he won't initiate pda 24/7, but if you're comfortable, he'll maybe hold your hand or throw his arm around your shoulder/waist (maybe even a kiss on the cheek if you're okay with it).
-the two of you are quite the dynamic. yuji is the one who kind of communicates on behalf of both of you generally since he's more upfront, but in a respectful manner. he knows you well and you trust each other, and so its a little like a moon x sun dynamic if you understand what i mean!
-is veeeery easy to communicate with because hes so chill about everything. And he cares about your comfort very much- if you two ever hit a bump or youâre personally feeling weird about some stuff, hes so ready to listen and helpÂ
-all in all, very sweet and loving relationship! He helps you open up to others at your own pace as well and you compliment each other really well!
#jupiter tries matchups???#jjk x reader#jjk oneshot#jjk headcanons#yuji itadori fluff#itadori yuji headcanons#yuji itadori x reader#yuji itadori x you
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Honestly if you feel the au is getting derailed to much you shouldnt feel like you have to change anything on how you write it. I mean if you like the stuff yea go full hog but theres nothing wrong with full fluffy times. You shouldnt have to feel like you have to write angst if thats not what you want. The mans suffered a lot already anyway xD plus your fluffy ideas are like the best!!! I know i sure as hell would read it if it was nothing but fluff. Like Ingo magical girled into a sneasel hell yea. Just a âpoofâ yea i have seen em do that in other fandoms a TON because they didnt like how angsty the body horror was getting.
Sorry if i went too far off on this it just drives me up the wall to see people trying to please the public instead of doing it the way they wanted. I know you said you dont mind angst and what not but you shouldnât have to change what you dont want to. Because then its not for you. And whats the point in something as fun as writing if its not for yourself too.
~prompts, i know i go buck wild when i post about this au and if that bothers you please please tell me because i only post about it because i cant function till i write it down. Nothing i have posted even needed to be made public. Theres nothing wrong with wanting your au to stay your way. Its no fun for me if im hurting people doing it.
This got kinda long and weird? If you dont wanna post this ask you really dont need to. I just wanted you to know that if theres something im posting over there you dont like that you 100% can and should reach out to let me know. How can i get back on track if i dont know im off schedule. (I suck at their train puns)
Honestly, yall are fine. Iâm not upset, I was just realizing that some info was getting lost in the shuffle and that I needed to sum it up for folks. This isnât me being agressive about the ârulesâ of the AU.
I understand a lot of the Submas appeal right now is the angst potential, but I (personally) have been felling pretty burnt out about it. Which is why Iâve been focusing on the Fluff so much.
Like, the world is already on fire and I work in retail. I just donât have the energy to hit that stuff on my own. Not unless Iâm actively seeking it out or have forewarning.
Other people are welcome to mess around with the angst. And Iâm not bending myself into knots to work everything that I talk about in. If you wanna write/draw stuff thatâs angsty/dark, Iâm fine with it. You can do what you want!
Just remember that itâs probably not going to be part of the Main au.
This isnât being aimed at anyone, nor am I trying to Police the fandom in anyway.
This AU is entirely about having fun! And if angst is how you have fun, then thatâs fine.
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Shuichi x fem!reader fluffshot
desc; shuichi with a fem!s/o who enjoys wearing dresses. she goes out of her way to buy a dress for a date.
warnings; they're in highschool? i think???, suggestive depends on how you look at it, fluff, so many clichés, i did some fake text messages bc i didnt know how to type the text message format
word count; 2k
âHmm...â You hummed frustratingly as you skimmed through the dresses in the shop, not finding one you were happy with. You were trying to find a dress that you thought Shuichi would like, but so far you havenât found one that piqued your interest. You furrowed your brow at a blue dress that you came across on, looking at the back in interest. You grinned as you finally found the right one, the one you were going to wear for the date you had with Shuichi.
As you brought it to the counter and took out your wallet, you couldnât stop thinking of how Shuichi would react. You felt giddy from the excitement of seeing him flushed from the sight of you. Quickly purchasing the dress, you grabbed the handle of the bag the dress was in and made your way back home with a bounce in your step.
As you sat in one of the public bus seats, you checked your phone for the time. Your eyes widened in panic when you saw the big bold letters read, â5:00 pmâ That meant you only had 1 hour to prepare for the date you had with Shuichi. You put your phone back in your pocket and started fidgeting with your fingers in distress, predicting how much time it would take for you to get home, shower and dress up. âWould there be enough time?â You thought. Shifting uncomfortably in your seat as the anxiety bubbled up inside you, waiting to pour out.
Whilst you were panicking in the bus seat, Shuichi was at his house trying on multiple shirts that he was unhappy with. He stood in front of his full body mirror with faux confidence, âH-hey there uh, you look great!â He spoke to the mirror with a nervous smile, picturing you in front of him. His face dropped as he sighed, âGreat? Great!? Get it together Shuichi, we both know that sheâs much more than great.â He grumbled to himself as he took off his shirt and--yet again-- put on another one.
He looked in the mirror, examining the black button-up on his back. He made a sound of uncertainty before nodding, âEh, okay.â He inhaled before faced the mirror again and looking himself dead in the eyes. âS/o, would you be my girlfriend?â He said--surprisingly--without a single stutter, before breaking character and groaning. He squatted down and muffled his screams in his knees, face red from shame. âI canât do this,â
âNo, I-I can do this. What would Kaito say if he saw you being such a coward?â He muttered as he stood up and paced the room stressfully, before stopping and staring at the flowers he got for you. He had an internal battle in his head between âWhat if she says no?â and âBut what if she says yes?â In the end, he decided that future Shuichi would decide.
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Once the bus stopped near your home, you quickly hopped off the stairs of the vehicle and started jogging to your house. You unlocked the door to your house and rushed to your room. Checking the time again, it read 5:14 pm. âPerfect.â You thought as you hastily stripped yourself of your clothes and showered. No longer than 10 minutes later, you carefully got out of the shower, careful not to slip. While you dried yourself, you heard your phone ring. Unlocking your phone, you smiled at the message from Shuichi.
Shuichi yelped as he pressed send, throwing his phone at his bed. You replied back with trembling fingers and rosy cheeks.
You laughed loudly as you watched his calm composed texts turned into embarrassed apologies. Your nerves easing as you laughed. Taking a small breather, you replied back with a goofy smile on your face.
You left his last message on read as you dried your hair with a victorious smile. Whilst you basked in glory, Shuichi was at his house, trying his best not to imagine you naked. âKeep it together, Shuichi!â He told himself, voice muffled by his hands. He lightly whacked his head, trying to stop where his thought process was going. He really didnât want to picture you naked; He would never look at you the same way if he did. Shaking his head of his strange thoughts, he went to the bathroom to splash some water on his face.
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Once you dried your hair thoroughly, you got out of the bathroom, shivering as you felt the cold hair hit your damp skin. You quickly slipped on your undergarments, wanting some sort of material on your cold body. After slipping on your undergarments, you made your way towards the small paper bag you had left near your room door. You reached into the bag and grabbed the dress, grinning excitedly as you saw the glossy dark blue fabric.
You put on the dress and went to go check yourself in the mirror. Looking into your reflection, you beamed at how your dress looked on your figure. You felt like a fucking Disney princess. You made a few funny power poses in the mirror to hype yourself up. This might be your new favourite, you thought, you just hope that Shuichi likes the dress just as much as you do. You did a few playful spins in the mirror, before glancing at the clock on your wall, â5:35 pm.â Looks like you had more time than you needed.
You sat down on your bed, picking up your phone, and opening the messaging app to text Shuichi. Your thumb hovered over the keys, as you hesitated. You decided it would be rude to ask someone if they wanted to go earlier when you had already agreed on a time. So, instead, you exited the app and scrolled on Tumblr, occasionally laughing at a shitpost.
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Shuichi stared at his phone, waiting for the screen to light up with a notification impatiently. His ahoge perking up every time he saw his screen brighten up with a notification, but deflating when he saw it wasnât you. He glared at the small box before caving in and grabbing his phone. He opened the messaging app, about to text you when suddenly, his phone started vibrating. He almost dropped his phone from surprise, fumbling it until he caught it. Unfortunately, his thumb had tapped on the answer button before he could see who it was.
When he finally held his phone in his hands to look at it clearly, his eyes widened as his heart thumped when he saw your name. Clearing his throat, he quickly brought his phone next to his ear, letting out a squeaky, âHello?â He winced at the unwanted pubescent sound his throat made, face-palming as his voice failed him.
âUh-Hi! Is-is your throat okay?â You asked, unsure if who you heard was Shuichi. âU-um yeah- No, my uh, my throat is fine.â He cleared his throat once again. It was as if he had forgotten to speak, somehow managing to mess up each word. âS-so, whyâd you call?â Shuichi asked nervously, trying to steer the conversation away from his squeaky voice. He awaited your answer as he laid on his back on his bed, gripping his phone with one hand and leaving the back of his other hand on his forehead.
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âNo reason, really. Guess I just got impatient and wanted to hear your voice.â You slyly replied, your face heating up with every word that made its way out of your mouth. You see, that was a lie. You had actually been trying to change his contact name to something funny but you had accidentally pressed the call button. What? Did you really think you would have enough confidence to call him yourself? Hah, you wish! You should be thanking your ginormous fingers.
Shuichi sighed dreamily, basking in the sound of your voice. He was so entranced by the sound of it, that the lovesick idiot forgot to reply. Causing your thoughts to go into overdrive and your confidence to go âpoof!â, âOh! I-Iâm sorry if thatâs weird! I just mea-â He snapped out of his daze the moment he heard your panicked voice, quick to dismiss your thought process, âN-no, itâs not weird! To be honest, I wanted to hear your voice too but I just d-didnât have enough confidence to call.â He admitted quietly, face flushing from his mini confession.
âO-oh.â You were sure you were going to pass out from overheating, he wanted to hear your voice too! You lived in the thought that Shuichi likes the sound of your voice. Shuichi continued the conversation, âSo... Tell me about the dress you said you thought Iâd like, Iâd love to hear about how it looks.â Shuichi smiled fondly, knowing how much you love dresses. As the image of you in a summer dress popped up in his head, he felt his heart warm up. Heâs extremely grateful that you enjoy wearing dresses because he enjoys seeing you in them just as much.
Every time he sees you approach him with a dress on, heâs on cloud 9. He swore he was the luckiest man alive when you accepted to go out with him. As you giggled at his words, you were unaware of the effect your giggle had on this man. Your giggle was near fatal for a love-sick fool like him, you made his heart pump just a little bit faster in his chest.
âNice try, Saihara-Kun. But itâs a surprise! Donât worry about it though, I am positive youâll like it.â You teased, running your fingers on the glossy blue fabric in thought. Shuichi chuckled underneath his breath, making your heart skip a beat this time. âYou caught me,â Shuichi confessed, laughing quietly. You pressed your hands against your red cheeks, feeling how warm they were.
Glancing at the clock, you spoke, âOh hey, itâs already 5:46 pm. Are you going to pick me up, Mr. Detective?â You purred, standing up and searching for your purse. Shuichi checked the time on his phone, eyes widening at the time, âAlready? It felt much shorter than that.â You shook your head and laughed, âTime goes faster when youâre having fun.â You chimed. âThatâs the most clichĂ© thing Iâve ever heard you say.â Shuichi deadpanned, causing you to chuckle at the tone of his voice.
âBut itâs pretty accurate isnât it?â Shuichi sighed in defeat, âI guess so. Or maybe the author was too lazy to write more.â You hummed in agreement, âThatâs probably what happened, yeah.â You smiled softly before saying the words neither of you wanted to hear, âHey, we have to hang up now.â Shuichi felt dread wash over his body at the thought of not hearing your voice, âYou have to pick me up remember?â You reminded, cleaning your room a bit before you left. âDonât hang up.â He pouted, not wanting to stop hearing your voice.
âShuichi, Iâm going to see you in, like, less than 10 minutes.â You giggled at his desperate tone of voice, âTrust me, I donât want to hang up either.â Shuichi exaggerated his sigh, âOkay, okay, Iâm on my way. Iâll see you in 10 minutes, yeah?â He quickly got up, smoothening the wrinkles on his dress shirt. âYup!â You gushed, feeling caught up in the moment you blurted out, âLove you!â
Crazily enough, Shuichi didnât seem to notice it either as he replied, âLove you too.â As both of you hung up, you paused. âWait.â
Shuichi also froze, âwait a second.â The two oblivious idiots simultaneously had a mental breakdown, both realizing that they both had just confessed to each other. What did this mean? Were you two a couple now?? Shuichi pushed the thought to the back of his head, focusing on the fact he had to drive to your house and he couldnât be distracted(drive safely!). He picked up his keys and the roses he had gotten for you earlier today, and made his way out the door.
You slipped on your heels with one hand while you held your purse with the other. Looking in the mirror one more time, you adjusted your dress slightly before taking a peek at the clock. 5:59 pm. You made your way to the door and opened it. Jolting when you saw Shuichiâs tall body right in front of you, âShui- Why didnât you ring the doorbell?â You questioned, cocking your head to the side. Shuichi looked at you in awe, you were right, he really did love your dress.
âI... Uh...â He couldnât say anything as he marvelled over the way you looked in the blue dress. You grinned bashfully, twirling a bit for him. âYou like it?â You bit your lip, looking up at him. He simply nodded, not able to think of any words to describe how godly you looked at the moment.
Holy shit, he really, really wanted to kiss you.
He found himself slowly leaning towards you, eyeing your lips. âShu?â You tried to snap him out of his daze, before realizing where his eyes were trained on. Realization dawned over you and you flushed, eyeing his lips as in turn. Reaching up to grab his face, you gently put your hands on his jaw and craned your neck to kiss him. Thank god for the heels, you wouldâve had to pull him down without them.
His eyes expanded due to the fact you made the first move. Closing his eyes, he gripped your hips, sliding his hands over the material of your dress. As he kept going for more of your lips, more of your touch, more of you, the more he became intoxicated. But to his dismay, you pulled away, breath fanning against his chin. âDitch the date?â You asked, trying to gain your breath back. âDitch the date.â Shuichi eagerly replied, curling his arm around your waist and pulling you inside your house, closing the door behind him.
this is so long ;--; and unedited- hsbhjbdkndfx i hope you guys enjoyed this! super fun to write brooo, and hey! its only 1 am! proud of me? :D - mod chia
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Alrighty lets get started!! So i still really new to this so as to not overwhelm my self im going to try and stick to two charcters for now. Iâm sorry if its not what your looking for. For the two im going to do my boys Suga and Daichi. Only because i just did Kuroo and because im still trying to figure out how to write for Reon. I might however come back and write a part 2 with them.Â
Prompt : Boys reacting to their tom boyish crushes all dolled up (Daichi & Suga)
just sayin i wrote this while drinking mojitos
P.S. this prompt reminds me of a series called Sinful Sweethearts by @thosenerdy3amthingsâ so definitely go check that out!!
Warning: NSFW, FOUL LANGUAGE
Daichi Sawamura NSFW
you have know Daichi basically your whole life
growing up next to him your parents were very close which meant that you two were kept close togetherÂ
in fact until you made it to middle school and started playing volleyball for the girls team you had never had any other friends beside Diachi
so it was safe to say that growing up you were more on the boyish side
you were just more comfortable in sweats and baggy workout shorts than skirts.Â
you even wore pants to school
even highschool though you went to a different school Diachi stayed your closest friend you often finding yourself at the Karsuno practice after yours had ended.
 No matter how much your teammates fussed they couldnt convince you to ditch the large hoodies and sweats.
 You and Daichi always supported each other. you never missed his games and he never missed yours (as long as scheduling permited)
the third year boys often teased Diachi for his realtionship with you
âi dont know why yall dont just date already,â suga complained while daichi stated his usual reply â shes my best friend you know its not like thatâ he huffs
Suga scowls â first of all rude im supposed be your best friend, and second it cant be as just friends as you say when you get so protective when the seond years simp for her.â
âi just dont want her feeling weird around the team. you know Noya and Tanaka can be intense,â he explained
âstill that doesnt acount for the way Y/N looks at you,â Asahi added to the convo
âwhat are you talking about Y/n doesnt look at me any special way, weâre just friends ,â daichi stated a little to forcefully almost as if he was convincing himself.
Suga and Asahi share a knowing look thinking about how their captain can be so dense.Â
âany way are you ready for your birthday party tomorrow night ,â Suga asked smiling brightly.
âi told you i dont need a party,â Daichi scolded for the fifth time today.
âahh câmon its not everyday you become an adult like the rest of us DI,â
finally admitiing defeat Diachi concluded the conversation.
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it was finally the next day you were more nervous for this party than any volleyball game you had played.
and here you were standing in the tight black dress Suga with the help of your team, you should never wager against suga
Had convinced you to wear to diachis party tonight
still shell shocked you stood in front of the mirror of the bathroom Suga had chose.
It was weird to see yourself so girly
the black dress clung tight  to your body. leaving little the imagination.
Suga better be glad he won that bet
finally calming yourself you look around for your best friend
Finally catching sight of him Diachi stood with Suga and Asahi next to the bar of the club.
Suga was the first to recognize you a evil smirk hitting his face as he drew Diachis attention to you.
You couldnt help but notice how hot he looked in his button up and dark wash jeans, his shirt clinging so close to his chest.
he looked to damn good you thought as you bit your lip
little did you know the birthday boy was having an epiphany of this own
his eyes raked up and down you mind wanderingÂ
had you always had such a great ass under those baggy sweats
âHappy Birthday Captain,â you teased.
Daichi took a sharp breath suddenly taken back by the way the title fell from your soft lips
all he could think about was how you would sound screaming that from under him.
lost in thought he missed the smirk his best friend had as Suga put his pan into motion
you stood there sway to the beat of the loud club music wanting to dance
âY/n why dont you take the birthday boy for a dance,âÂ
you smiled before Diachi could protest saying how how he doesnt dance
you pulled him to the dance floor pushing your ass against him reaching up and wrapping your arms around his neck pulling him close to your body as you grinded to the beat
his hands found their place on your hips Â
his cock twitched from the pressure of your ass in that short tight dress rubbing against his crotch
you were not helping his growing situation
bodies getting lost in the movementÂ
you looked up at the boy had been your best friend your whole life with one thought in you head
the same thought flashed into diachis brain
being bold he crashed his lips into yoursÂ
Lost in the contact the kiss lasted forever getting more and more intenseÂ
your not sure how you to got here
but here you were straddling Diachi in the back of his car
his lips sucking bruises into your neck, his large grabbing your ass as you bounced on his thick cock
âFUCK,â Daichi breathed heavily pulling you down into a sloppy kiss tongues exploring â youre so tight come for me beautiful.â
âim so close Captain you moan feeling him stretch you.
thats it that one word flipped the switch for him he gripped tight on to your waist to hold you secure as he powerfully drilled his hips up into you.
hitting your spot deeper and with such accuracy you were both driven over the edge as you clinched tight around him pulling his release from him.
you both sat out of breath in the hot car, the widows fogged and the smell of sex stinging the air.
âhappy birthday,â you said giving him a quick kiss.
he glanced at the watch on his wristÂ
he smirked up to you âyou know my birthday isnt over yet,â you smiled already liking where this was going. âlets head back to mine. Iâm not done with you yet.âÂ
Koshi Sugawara Slight NSFW
Heâs had a crush for you since the beginning of the school year
He thought you were the most adorable thing heâd seenÂ
with your sweaters that were two sizes to big. (sweater paws)
You two became friends through a writing project.Â
you too quickly hit it off you loving his wild humorÂ
its sometimes seemed like hed flirt with you but you figured it was just his personality and you were too shy to do anything
poor suga spent so much time flirting with you but you never paid it any attention so he figured you didnt view him that way and he was okay with that he just wanted to be your friend if nothing else.
and so thats how six months went by of being no more than friends
always returning Sugas simple firsts with a shy smile.
It wasnt until the celebratory party some random third year threw to congratulate the boys on making it to nationals
You sat at your best friend Kyiokoâs house.Â
This was the first party she was able to convince you to attend and she was making sure it counted.
there would be no big sweaters or jeans tonightÂ
tonight you were borrowing Kyiokos clothes.Â
She dressed in a tight (favorite color) lace halter crop top with the lace exposing just the right amount of cleavage. and a pair of blaack shorts hugging your hips thighs on full display.
it wasnt what you were used to this being the most skin you had exposed to the public in years
thats coupled with the make up added to your face you almost didnt recognize yourself
it wasnt what you were used to and thats why when you reached the party and all eyes landed on you. you were slightly relieved that most of the people didnt recognize you.
it was almost exhilaratingÂ
kind of like playing pretend.
like tonight you werent Y/N shy and closed off
you were a sexy and confident woman
that coupled with the shots you took with Kyioko. you found your new confidenceÂ
thats why when you saw you long time crush and close friend Suga across the room you didnt hesitate to make your way over.
âNo way is that Y/nâ Daichi gasped causing Sugas attention to slip to where his best friend motioned. âwow i didnt expect to see her here,â Diachi let out with a low whistle.
Suga sucked in a sharp breath not prepared for the sight in front of him.
There you were making you way towards him throw the crowd. a smile on your face but it was hard for suga to focus on that smile when your whole body was on display for him.Â
 His eyes trailed from down your figure taking all of the exposed skin that was normally hidden from him.Â
the way the lace framed your stomach and cupped your breast. the cut into shirt showing him the most cleavage you had ever shown. moving his eyes down it was hard for him not to whimper at the site of your thighs
this man was entranced in your appearance. hed always thought you were the most beautiful even when you were covered head to toe, but seeing you like this it was hard not to drool.
And he wasnt the only one, Several guys had taken notice of you.
Some stopping you to ask if you were new, cause there was no wayâd theyd miss a hot babe like you at school.Â
to which youd just roll your eyes keeping on your way to your target.Â
feeling more and more emboldened by the attention you were receiving.
but these boys werent the ones you wanted
being the light weight you are you already had your eyes on your prize
go big or go homeÂ
so you you strode right up to the vice captain
â W- wow Y/n you look great,â Suga stutteredÂ
âthanks Suga,â you say placing your hand on his toned forearm
No turning back now the confidence was here to stay atleast for now
Suga took a deep breath as he took a turn being the shy one. not used to the aura you exuded. were you really the shy girl he knew.Â
you moved closer enveloping him in a tight embrace
he could feel you tits press tight against him and he was trying not to focus on it not wanting to further anymore of the dirty thoughts crossing his mind
 staying close next to Suga you continued your flirtatious assault
dishing back all the flirts you had held back over the months
Finally the straw broke when one of your favorite club songs played through the crowed house and you pulled him close to dance with you.
âcâmon Koshi dont be so timid,â you teased.Â
Suga wasnt sure if it was hearing his given name grace your beautiful lips or the facts that you had pressed your ass against his crotch moving seductively to the music but he snapped.Â
Suga placed his hands tight to your hips pulling you closer to him not caring if you felt the growing bulge in his pants.
leaning down âyou know if you wanted my attention you didnt have to dress so damn sexy. now i have to deal with all these vultures looking at you,â he whispered his breath hot on your ear.
you turned around wrapping your arms around his neck leaning even closer,Â
âthen why dont we go somewhere private then we wont have to worry about whoâs looking,â you smirked heart racing
âi couldnt have said it better,â Suga said leading you out of the busy room ready to have you to himself.Â
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Haunt with me
Author's Notes âĄ: Hey Hey , itâs me, ya girl and Iâm back with another collab! I really love Halloween and this idea kinda came to me on a whim. I hope I did a decent job, I honestly want to write it again to do a bit of a better job but I think itâs okay for now. Itâs kinda all over the place but I had to do some soft and adoring smit stemmed from jealousy (ha sorta ).ïŸïŸïœ„(ïŒÏ)ïŸïŸïœ„.! This is just a cute little thing that I tried to make, Tamaki is a baby in my opinion and I didnât want to make it weird and I was hoping I did a good job showing that he could be a dominant guy when he feels like heâs being stepped on ÊâᎄâÊ. I hope its a pretty decent read with this fun idea and I hope you enjoy reading this and much as I did writing it, Happy Halloween !! ~ bunny â„
Warnings : NSFW! âïčâ
Semi public sex, female oral and a bit of a Dom! Tamaki oh and some quick tentacle sex (âËâ)
Word count : About 1.6 k!
Paring(s) : Tamaki Amajiki x F! Reader
Enjoy âĄ
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With Halloween around the corner, the seniors of UA decided to go on a trip to an abandoned house as a way to bond and have a good time. Some spooks and scares to make them laugh and jump at. Once theyâd finish there theyâd go to get food at some restaurants and do some more exploring. With begging and a forceful hand Nejire, Mirio and [. ] , tamaki's girlfriend had convinced him to come along as the group dressed up in couple outfits.Happily and nervously the pairs got ready to head out with their fellow members .
As the senior class piled in, everyone complimented each other and got ready to go inside, excited to see all of the attractions inside . As everyone laughed and started to enter, the happy couple of Nejire and Mirio left the anxious Tamaki and [. ]. âH-hey bunny..can we..not go in there?â He said as his cheerful girlfriend laughed and took the shy boys hand, dragging him behind her into the mansion. The two of them had decided to dress up as an astronaut and alien duo, Tamaki in the astronauts suit and [. ] in a halo bodysuit that was making him hotter under the collar than heâd like. You see, Tamaki wasnât the jealous type, heâd rather not have conflict at all , but when most of the other males gawking at his girlfriends revealing outfit, he was getting tired of the whole idea of wandering throughout this mansion, not for the scary pop outs, but his annoying counterparts. âTama?â She said after they had gotten pretty separate from everyone else. With the place having many places to wander and go through it wasnât a shock when they couldnât hear anyone anymore and the silence was almost comforting...almost, if it wasnât for when [. ] turned around she was being started down but her slightly intimidating boyfriend. He was definitely in thought, it was obvious, but the way his eyes started her down made her stomach do flips. âTamaâŠ?â She said once again and that mustâve snapped him from his thoughts.
âSorry bunny did you say something?â He said as his ears started turning more and more red. âAw no I was just asking If you knew how far away we were from the groupâ [. ] said cutely as he felt his heart swell âshe really is a sweetheartâ. Smiling back at his girlfriend he took her hand and put it over his chest, kissing her knuckles as he rubbed the back of her hand as she giggled. âBunny..I love you..a lot..and you have no idea what you just startedâ he whispered as her eyes widened. âWhat do you mean Tama..?â [. ] laughed as her shy boyfriends eyes soon grew darker as he pulled her towards his chest and into a spare room. âTamaki what are you planning? I know that face, thatâs a plotting faceâ [. ] rambled on as Tamaki sat in the glorious room, a king sized bed in the middle with black and gold furniture adorned around the room. âThis is a pretty room..â [. ] said as she walked to where Tamaki was on the bed. As soon as she did she saw the blush on his face, the smirking and cocky version that had pulled her in the room was now gone, back to the shy and anxious filled boy sheâd come to love so much. âIs there a reason Weâre in here Tamaki?â She said as she softly ran her hand up his arm. âI just wanted to get away from everyoneâ He admitted, grabbing the hand that was on his arm as he took a breath. âYouâre gorgeous..and that means everyone will stare..but I..I wanna be the only one able to worship my beautiful little alien is that so much to a-ask forâ he said with his face as bright as a tomato. With her own face heating up [. ] giggled , kissing his cheek as she felt her heart beat faster.
âWell you have me , and I only have eyes for you my cute little astronautâ she teased, pinching his cheek. And with that small gesture he snapped, pushing her arms over her head as she laughed, wrapping her legs around his waist. âOh come now I didnât mean any harm you know I love you Tamakiâ [. ] continued to laugh as he stared at her, grabbing her hands in one hand as he kissed her lips, halting her laugh. With a small tug he pulled down the zipper to his suit, revealing his bare neck and hardened chest. Pulling away from the kiss he dipped before she could lean up and kiss him, going for her neck in small kisses, soon biting down at her soft spots, a small moan falling from her lips as her bruises started to bloom. âLook at youâŠ.this is what you wanted from me isnât it?â Tamaki whispered in her ear as she felt him reach under her to undo her bodysuit, pulling it down to reveal the lacey black duo she had on underneath.
âYouâre so beautiful...may I..?â He released her hands to kiss down her exposed stomach down to right above her core, his dark eyes looking up to hers with a softly glint behind them. âT-tamaki what if someone hears usâ She started as a grin grew over his face â it depends on if youâre loud or not bunny..â he whispered as he kissed her clothed clit, pulling her panties down to have her exposed to the air. With a gasp coming from her lips she wasnât ready to feel a warm tongue sucking onto her clit as two fingers spread her warm pussy open. Moans as slurping bounced off the walls as [. ] was in ecstasy, Tamakis skilled tongue and fingers beckoning her body into a high that numbed her body. âT-Tama please..â she moaned as the raven haired boy pulled her lips apart, suckling directly onto her little bud as his fingers massaged and rubbed that sponged spot in her walls. Her legs shook as she felt her pussy start to stretch, thinking that heâd finally entered her [. ] whimpered and looked down only to see that there was a tentacle sucking on her clit and two inside, spreading her wider. Her body couldnât take it anymore, the string inside of her starting to snap as she felt herself gush, a whale falling from her lips as she came, her body arching off of the bed. Slowly and with care the tentacles turned back into their original limbs and a blushing and panting tamaki looked up to his spent and shaking girlfriend.
âIâm so sorry bunny I didnât mean for me to turn, I-it just happened in the moment and I-â he rambled as [. ] sighed out and dragged him over her body, his own problem rubbing her inner thigh âTama..itâs okay. I dunno what I did to deserve this type of treatment here and now but..that was lovely..â she said with a giggle as he hid his face in her neck. Letting her hand slide down to try and grab at his own hardness he stopped her , taking her hand and kissing her cheek âMhm no bunny..itâs only about you..and once we get home..youâll get even more okay..â he whispered, kissing one of the few hickeys on her neck âI just want them to know youâre mine..â he admitted, eyes darkening as he remembered the looks that she got, those same looks that thoughts they could snatch her away from him. Once he admitted his small annoyance with the stares , she couldnât help the flips her heart was doing knowing that her shy and timid boyfriend wanted to make it known she was only his âWell once weâre home I can really show them who keeps me screaming hm?â And with that the two giggled to themselves, kissing under the moonlight that showed through the window
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âDid you guys hear that banshee screaming??â A boy from the class yelled as everyone jumped at other thing falling in the distance. âIt sounded like bloody murderâŠâ a timid girl admitted as the groups wanders around. Seeing their good friends coming down the stairs Mirio and Nejire ran to them âGuys you missed it! We could hear a banshee, she was screaming so loud from upstairs that it was bouncing down the halls here!â Nejire excitedly admitted âlook I even have a recording of it!â Mirio pitched in as he played the sounds for the couple. And with horror spreading quickly through Tamakiâs face and a shy expression on [. ]âs they realized the âbansheeâ everyone heard was no other than [. ] herself. âI told you that Iâd make them know what I could do didnt I..?â He nudged [. ]âs hip as she hit his shoulder, the raven haired boys heart growing at how tight she grabbed his arm as the followed the group ahead of them.
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How the gang would be like in modern times.
Kinda basing this off of texts I have with my friends because I get reminding everyday that my old friend group (kinda still my friend group.) are like the gang.
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Ponyboy
He would have like an iPhone 6 in 2020. And he would be so upset about it. But he wouldnât complain cause his brother didnât have money for him to have an iPhone 11 or something.
He uses every platform to text. He probably only texts like Johnny and sometimes Dally.
Johnny and him would FT for hours and during them be like âlook what I sent you.â And then proceeded to a meme.
Still a whiny baby boy but 2020 edition
Didnât pay attention to politics cause he isnât voting so he has no say. :/
Would probably watch anime- but like mainstream.
Has two instagram accounts one for public people he knew and a secret one to post what he wanted cause Darry probably looked into his phone-
Tries to show Darry how to use a smartphone. Darry wonât understand it. But he tried.
Track team until COVID hit đ
Hated virtual learning. HATED IT.
Especially when Darry didnât have work that day he would peep into Soda and Ponyâs room to see him on his desk on a call.
Pony putting his arm down shooing him away. âDarry...Iâm in class please shh.â âDonât worry bout me Iâm just listening. Making sure these teachers actually are teaching ya.â
Somehow went brain dumb with this type of learning some days so when a teacher would ask him to answer something he would mute and turn off the camera or leave the call.
He was happy when he did know the answer a certain day.
âą Having to text Johnny or Two bit to join a class cause the teacher was doing attendance.
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Johnny
Texts Ponyboy and Dally pretty evenly. Though Pony would start being whiny when he didnât answer. Johnny also probably had an older phone like an iPhone 6 or se maybe even an LG but he wouldnât complain. He was just fine with having a phone. At least it worked.
Has a whole Instagram account about memes. Pony probably helps manage it.
Watches anime with Pony cause he finds it interesting. Does he understand whatâs going on? No not at all but if Pony likes it then itâs okay.
Does really like Naruto though-
He hates school. Itâs bad enough he skipped it most days. But now ITS AT HOME SO HE HAD NO EXCUSE TO NOT DO IT!
He would usually join the zoom calls but he kept his camera off and was on mute. His parents were probably arguing-
Some days he could be with Pony at his house and did his zooms from there.
Pony spamming him to join the class.
Pony: âJohnny Mr Fullb-â
Johnny: âIâm about to join just be patient pony.â
Dally sent him a nude once and he was SCARED. Dally used social media for that purpose but we will get more into that later-
He apologized a lot btw-
FT calls were fun cause he would put his phone in a certain position and do work and Pony being high on adrenaline would run around his room and you could see it on camera. It was funny.
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Dallas
Where do I even start for this man....
TAKES FREAKING A MILLION NUDES LIKE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING ITS GROSS
Poor Johnny once got sent one on accident.
He is still traumatized
Virtual women and real women double bonus for him. He would text or dm one chick and be asking a girls number physically at the same time.
Mans gotta multitask-
Bully people on the internet.
Mainly pony for some reason. He did it playfully but Pony would get upset so quickly-
Pony.boy_curtis posted a picture. Caption: Read this poem at school and Iâve been vibing with it.
Comments: @Dal_winSton: Haha THATS dumb. (And more spam of him that includes đ that emoji.)
People would call him an eboy and he didnât like that. He was just edgy in his own way.
Stole a iPhone 11 Pro so thatâs how he has this phone.
GC with the whole gang existence and he was like âThis is dumb we see eachother everyday.â
He was a weird teen-
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Sodapop
My manz always texted Ponyboy when he was to lazy to speak.
Texted a lot of people cause he was that guy. But mainly Steve, Sandy (when they were still a thing.), Darry, and Pony.
His IG was filled with nice pics of him and girls just commenting about how handsome he was. He got annoyed of it at a point and turned off the comment section.
Probably had tiktok and made Pony get it.
Had a free subscription of Spotify and my boy loved his music.
Texting pony is like.: âHey could you tell Darry that I got the eggs he needed earlier.â Pony never told him. Darry got home with a carton of eggs and started yelling that they wasted money on extra eggs. And Pony stood there after hours of finally looking at the text and would just back up.
Random girls dming asking if he was single.
It made him uncomfortable.
But Steve would grab his phone and say random things to the girls and theyâd leave him alone.
He didnât understand Ponyâs memes but liked them cause they were on his page.
He or Darry probably asked later on what it meant.
âUh-huh.â Is the response after Pony took an hour explaining it.
Still didnât get it.
Followed every single person he knew or liked on Instagram or any platform.
âPONY CAN I USE YOUR HOTSPOT MY INTERNET ISNT WORKING!!!â
Pony just yelled back sure.
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Darry
You thought Soda was bad nah Darry is a full on Karen-
Had probably had a flip phone until 2018
Loved Karen memes. Pony would see him liking them on fb and heâd just LAUGH.
Yelling at Pony to help him with his phone.
Pressed the wrong buttons all the time.
Probably had an LG-
DIDNT get texting đ€Šââïž
Telling Pony not to talk to strangers on the internet.
Would have Rants on Facebook.
He pays for cable even though no one in that house used the Tv except him.
Would be so confused on the GC
âIF YOU ARE GONNA GO OUT WITH JOHNNY PUT ON YOUR MASK PONY!â
In the GC: Two Bit: Calm down Jamal dont pull out the nine.
Darry: Who is Jamal and what do you mean by pull out the nine??
Pony: PFT- CHILE I-
Darry: WAIT I SEARCHED IT UP IN THE GOOGLE DO NOT SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS IN THIS CHAT TWO BIT MATTHEWS!!!
Itâs scary seeing him in our times-
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Two Bit Matthews.
MEME LORD
All the memes all the jokes he understands it.
He is an intellectual.
Was barley passing school. He was usually on his phone in class.
He probably also had tiktok.
Dmed girls all the timeeee-
Hey good looking
You have been blocked by this user
WHA-
Yeah he didnât realize girls didnât like that
Had a whole page dedicated to memes because obviously.
DIDNT join virtual school at allllll
He was busy playing roblox like the cool kid he was.
He is legit a 9 year old-
Hated wearing masks but he did it.
Still hung out with Pony and the gang even with Corona.
He spammed the GC at like 4 a.m when he was super sleepy but still awake and asked all kinds of questions.
âIf we call an orange orange can we call orange fruit?â Confusion.
He was something else-
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Steve
Texted Soda during work.
Also texted Evie during work.
Google was his new best friend.
He used google a lot he just did.
Only had Instagram cause Sodapop begged.
He got used to it after a while.
Would get Ponyboy in trouble whenever he posted something that he knew could get him in trouble
Would post pictures of Darry doing random things and say âSupermanâ in the caption. LOL
Used LMAO a lottt for some reason
On the GC if someone was spamming heâd just say SHUT UP. Like a lot but he would.
He never wore his mask and if he did it was on his chin.
Pictures of chocolate cake.
Thatâs probably it lol.
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Thatâs all. I hoped you liked it. Sorry Iâm posting so late lol-
#80s movies#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#johnny cade#dallas winston#darry curtis#sodapop curtis#steve randle#two bit mathews#johnny cade headcanons#dallas winston headcanons#se hinton
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my long ass review for S32E03 Now Museum, Now You Donât
warning: LONG because i rambled about history more than i thought i would
id been looking forward to this one because i like art history, especially after seeing how they tried their best to stick to historical accuracy in the previous episode I, Carumbus. this time howeverâŠ.they didnt try that hard. i dont know why i thought theyd go through that sort of trouble again LMAO
but its okay, i dont really expect the simpsons to be the paragon of historical accuracy or anything. especially in anthology episodes told through a particular character's lens (in this case, lisa, whos already feverish so whatever)
first i just wanna say that this is, i guess, less of a review and more of an accidental list of history fun facts. so im just gonna get my general thoughts out of the way first.
the episode was fun! to me at least haha. i mean it got me to think and do a lot of research on my own so that must count for something. besides a couple of really weird ones, the jokes were good. anthology episodes tend to beâŠ.not that good but i thought this one was one of the better ones so far. idk.
anyway on to lisanardo da vinky its the renaissance! jesus christ the italian accents in the beginning of this segment were annoying as hell but i also feel like that was the joke lmao. ill be real i kind of tuned out for a second there when grampa started rambling so idk what he said.
i told myself i wouldnt get nitpicky with historical accuracy if the jokes were funny (final edit: so that was a lie) but this meh bit with the pizza guys and mascots was really not worth ignoring the fact that its impossible for italy to have any tomato-based food in the 15th century (tomatoes were brought to europe from the americas in the 16th century, and pizza as we know it todayâflatbread, cheese, tomatoâoriginated in the late 18th century)
oh this next part was kind of legit tho. lisanardo, like the real leonardo, became andrea del verrochio's apprentice at his workshop. i loved this next bit:
"Whoever paints the sweetest cherub will have the honor of having MY name signed on their work. That's what great artists do!"
SO YEAH as it turns out, lisanardo painted the sweetest cherubs. the painting here is called The Baptism of Christ, and the real leonardo assisted verrochio in finishing it. specifically, he painted the cherubs in the corner.
this causes verrochio to quit and go someplace with less talented people: a music school (yes, verrochio did quit painting after getting owned by young leo and his mad angel painting skills. he never did anything with music tho, he was more of a sculptor)
alongside lisanardo, in mr largo-verrochio's workshop we have barticelli (botticelli bart), dolphatello (donatello dolph), ralphael (raphael...ralph) and mediocrito (no one that i know of. sorry milhouse) (and kearney i guess but they dont refer to him by name). botticelli and donatello are said to have also been apprentices at verrochio's workshop, but raphael came a couple of decades later so he couldnt have been there. and donatello was too old so that claim is a bit questionable. but anyway
it IS true that leonardo's peers envied him, to the point where he was anonymously and purposefully accused of being gay (a major crime punishable by death in 15th century florence) while he was still working at verrochio's workshop
we are then treated by what im pretty sure is the fourth time the show has used 'at seventeen' by janis ian, this time sung by a dejected lisanardo (man they really do keep making yeardley sing these days huh) who only wishes to be appreciated and not envied.
"I'll show them all! I'll show them all in a secret diary that no one will decipher for 400 years!"
some of lisanardo's future inventions. who wouldve known
so after barticelli, for some reason (revenge??? or something?? what was his plan here idgi) steals lisanardo's diaries full of blueprints of her inventions and takes them to mr burns who i have to assume is pope alexander VI here, they decide to use her inventions for war.
"With these, we can kill the most evil people in the world!! ....Slightly different Christians."
leo actually did this of his own accord. im surprised this is what they decided to do with lisanardo instead of talking about leo's love of nature and vegetarianism (not a single mention of that in this episode? come on...) then again, trying to do good only to end up indirectly making things worse is a very standard lisa storyline. i guess they didnt want to miss the chance to have evil pope burns (very fitting, especially for that era since they were all about money and controlling the people)
so lisanardo decides to leave for france, unlike the real leonardo who was more or less persuaded by his ultimate fanboy king francis I to move to france.
"Lisanardo, I have many questions. Why are you hitting yourself? A nerd says 'what'? And how is it possible that I am rubber and you are glue? Et cetera, et cetera."
that line may seem a little random, like hes just nelson saying nelson things (and i mean, obviously he is) but the real francis also "had an unquenchable thirst for learning, and Leonardo was the worldâs best source of experimental knowledge. He could teach the king about almost any subject there was to know, from how the eye works to why the moon shines." so yeah, he did have many questions and lisanardo, finally being appreciated for her intellect, was happy to answer them all. its very interesting how lisa assigned this role to nelson in her retelling of da vinciâs life :^)
and so she lived the rest of her days in france, nat king cole's 'mona lisa' plays because duh, and they make a da vinci code reference because duh. and the segment ends. and not a single time did they show the actual mona lisa painting. the fuck?
(ngl i was fully expecting bart to say 'leonardo da vinky' for a second here)
so this next segment is about french impressionist painters, most likely the batignolles group, a name adopted by the early representatives of impressionism. its much more vague than the lisanardo segment since no one here is referred to by name (except moe, more on him in a sec) but i dont feel like it really matters in this case. bart is prrrrooobably claude monet but its hard to say, this segment is kind of a mish-mash of a lot of things. also i gotta say i really liked how lisa introduced the story to bart with an 'if you hate the formal study of art' and not 'if you hate art' because thats exactly my headcanon. i LOVE the concept of artist bart and whenever its referenced it just makes perfect sense to me.
anyway the segment opens in 1863 at the Ă©cole des beaux-arts (back then it was actually known as the acadĂ©mie des beaux-arts), preserver of traditional french art styles. skinner reviews his studentsâ paintings one by one. praises the plain, unimaginative paintings depicting your typical european countryside landscapes. very run-of-the-mill (haha get it...cuz theresâŠ.a windmill) (although the real acadĂ©mie didnt approve of such basic stuff, they wanted artists to draw epic historical and mythological scenes) then he gets to barts painting and he gives him an F- because the painting made him think.
(the paintings in this scene arent real famous paintings as far as i know but they are inspired by real paintings enough to get the point across)
in comes barney dressed as bacchus as a model for the students to sketch, which i just loved:
barney: âYou prefer robe open or robe off?â skinner: âJust cover your privates with this walnut shell.â barney: âWhoa!!! So roomy!â
skinner gasps in horror at bartâs sketch, which âlooks nothing like himâ and bart explains that âit shouldnât; weâre making the art that we feel because we canât compete with a camera.â damn, you go bart. take that, realism. draw what you feel!!
(also no, you didnt need to hold still for 17 hours for a daguerreotype. 30 min tops.)
nelson haw-haw of the week: FOIE-gras!
so here they are at the moulin rouge (âenjoy it before baz luhrmann ruins itâ hey shut up. i love that movie), which wouldnt be built for another 26 years, but it is the most widely known gathering place for bohemians in the public consciousness so i can understand why they went with the moulin. nelson delivers this anachronistic line:
âThis Ă©poque keeps getting beller and beller!â
which alludes to la belle Ă©poque, the golden age of france usually dated from 1880 to 1914. made me snort so ill let that slide
and heres moe! as henri de toulouse-lautrec, who was actually born a year after the year this segment is set in. yo moe szyslak he was just 1
toulouse-moetrec introduces himself as the chronicler of the demimonde (not an actual job). an iconic figure associated with the moulin rouge (largely due to his affinity for alcohol and prostitutes), toulouse-lautrec was also a painter, having illustrated a series of posters for the moulin himself. he simply had to be in this segment, anachronisms be damned, just because they decided to include the moulin. cant have one without the other.
and yes he did have a walking cane where he kept his liquor.
i love how everyone drinks absinthe in this place. theyre bohemians what else would they drink
toulouse-moetrec points out that barts paintings are the greatest thing hes ever seen (and hes seen like five things!) and that hes a genius. milhouse realizes that they should stop doing what the teacher says and use their own minds to instead...start doing what bart says lmao. to the easels!
next we have skinner hyping up chalmers about the art his students made for the salon de paris, an art exhibition that the emperor of france will attend. he assures him that none of these paintings will encourage debate, provoke thought or be out of place at a dentistâs office. when they unveil the art, theyre both SHOCKED at how scandalous the paintings actually are.
this reaction was kind of accurate. impressionism was severely rejected at the salon de paris, due to paintings not looking finished enough to them, they thought they were ugly and vulgar for depicting nudity in a contemporary setting (historical and mythological nudity was fine). these impressionist paintings were sent to the salon de refusés, which is. yeah. the place where they sent the rejects. the salon de refusés does not make an appearance but this scene makes a reference to it when the artists get expelled from the royal salon. also:
âWhat about our student loans?â âOh theyâll be refunded. We are not barbarians, I mean, come on.â
(god if only)
so the painters are down because they want the emperor to actually see their paintings. toulouse-moetrec pipes in once again with an idea.
âThere is one thing the emperor loves more than anything.â âFrance?â âNo, he hates France.â
apparently the emperor really loves cheese, which makes sense since its napoleon III (who loved cheese) and homer (who loves cheese.) so the painters roll into the salon inside a giant wheel of cheese (obviously.) as lenny said, âEh, you know French cheese. Very runny.â napoleon III chases after the wheel into a room, where the wheel falls apart after getting chomped on by the emperor. now that they got his attention, the painters proudly show the emperor their impressionist art, which he couldnt be more indifferent about because he just wants to eat his cheese dammit, and he awards them with the royal medallion just to kind of get them out of his way. skinner immediately starts kissing ass (as he does) until margeâs like âhey wait a minute. you expelled these students from the royal salonâ and an executioner immediately starts ominously measuring skinners neck.
âUh, sir...is your tongue sticking out because youâre dead or because youâre mad at me?â
and thats the end of that lmao (gore in this episode, gore in the last episode, and next week weâre getting gore too cuz its THOH, what the hell is goin on)
we get a short intermission with maggie, who wants a story for her too! lisa tells her that renaissance artists loved to put babies in their paintings, especially baby angels.
here she is showing her The Triumph Of Galatea by raphael:
King David Playing The Harp by peter paul reubens:
and a very simplified version of pretty much any depiction of hell by hyeronimus bosch lmao:
not much else to say about this one, really. but i really liked that sky!
the last segment is about frida kahlo and diego rivera. or as bart puts it âthe one about a fat guy whos wife is too good for him.â i was REALLY looking forward to this one because i love frida and i thought itd be a cool opportunity for animators to go bonkers and do really cool shit with her art as inspirationâŠ..but the segment is not about frida, its about diego and his selling out to capitalism. and its also yet another story with homer and marge drama. no funky cool animation here. sigh i guess iâll take it
the story begins in 1929 at la casa azul, fridaâs home (now museum dedicated to her life and work.) frida and diego are getting married. this courtyard definitely did not look this way yet back in 1929. also theres something very cringy yet funny about lovejoy saying spanish words the way he does, i honestly cant decide how i feel about that one
the writers know theyre being cringy with their gringoness so they go along with it.
moe: âSpanish for âbest wishesâ!â mel: âSpanish for âcongratulationsâ!â bumblebee man: âSpanish for âmuy buenoâ!â
OH YEAH BUMBLEBEE MAN this is his new voice actor, eric lopez! hes not mexican but its still great to finally have a latino actor voicing a latino character and hes very excited to be part of the show so i hope to hear more of him!! im rooting for him
el barto/zorro makes an appearance which i am very confused about. he has jack shit to do with frida and diego and mexico in the 20s-30s. el zorro was set in the spanish california of the early 19th century. their use of the original theme song makes me think they just wanted to flex their disney privileges tbh
lets not talk about that that whole scene was bad
anyway diego announces he and frida are going to new york, without even asking her first. frida is obviously pissed.
âDonât worry, as a woman, youâll be treated with much more respect in America.â
so in new york, diego is having a bit of a business meeting with mr burns as one of the members of the rockefellers, who is commissioning him to draw a mural for the rockefeller center. its kinda funny how he refers to him and frida as socialists even though they were very much communists lmao its okay you can say it. ok so far, but then frida says âyes, we hate the capitalists! right now, a young socialist is being born who will take them down! mr. bernie sanders. i hope hes quick about itâ and that was a simple enough joke and couldve been left at that but then its immediately followed by this weird as fuck family guy-esque cutaway gag to bernie as a baby:
âGetting a cootie shot should not cost your lunch money. And if you donât listen to me, listen to the Bernie Babies! What? Everybodyâs got goons.â *larger babies start beating up this other baby* âI disavow that, and welcome it.â
this confused me so much that i had to ask one of my american friends to help me understand, but even she was like âuhhh yeah thats a weird joke,â especially now that hes been out of the race for months (then again these episodes take almost a year to produce. i guess they couldnt be bothered to replace it with something more relevant.) whatever that was weird and confusing and unfunny moving on
frida is pretty irked that diego is going through with this deal. after all, it goes against everything they believe in. im not sure how the real frida felt about diego doing the mural, but she did feel a bit of rage during her visit to the united states, especially the obvious disparity between rich and poor. she hated having to interact with capitalists and found americans very boring. in this segment, frida seems to be acting more like the american communist party, which diego got kicked out of for accepting commissions from wealthy patrons. in any case, frida is pretty upset about this whole thing.
and finally we get the first and only kind of surreal frida moment. kinda. maybe. its more cartoonish than anything but im desperate ok
interesting how they felt like they had to add a âdonât smokeâ in big letters after showing patty and selma flying away on their giant cigarettes. i wonder if this is something theyre making them do now? i remember hearing something about them toning down patty and selmaâs smoking
diego comes home to frida, drunk as hell, followed by the marx brothers. i cant believe they didnt make a marxism joke come on it was RIGHT THERE. THE MARX BROTHERS. KARL MARX. COME ON
frida paints her feelings.
this makes diego realize that frida is a genius and he is not half the artist she is. he proclaims he will now show his awe of her by sleeping with other women, starting âan hour ago.â to which frida replies, âand i will start sleeping with other women, starting two hours ago.â yes this was pretty much their relationship. though im just wondering how the hell did diego not know frida was this kind of artist until now? i know homers an idiot but jeez. art was how frida and diego met, diego knew from the get-go that frida was an incredible artist. i guess the fame got to his head or something. again, homer just being stupid.
âwell enough already, while the art is still deco, okay?â
its time for the mural diego painted, Man At The Crossroads, to be unveiled:
rockefeller examines it. good and great so far, and then...uh oh
âWhoâs that fellowâŠ? With the beard, and the bolshevik smileâŠâ âThatâs the founder of Soviet Russia, Lenin!â
âB-b-but heâs a communist!â âOh he just attended a couple of meetings.â
rockefeller will not have this communist in the temple to capitalism that is the rockefeller center, so he orders diego to paint over it. diego stands his ground and refuses. despite rockefellerâs threats, diego says that theres only one person he wants to be proud of him no matter what and in true homer & marge fashion, frida is touched by this. they happily leave the rockefeller center.
now, the real story of Man At The Crossroads and the rockefeller center was actually not that different. as soon as the rockefellers found out diego had snuck in a portrait of lenin into the mural, they ordered him to paint over it, to which he refused. diego even offered to include abraham lincoln and even american abolitionists in the mural as a compromise, but the rockefellers simply did not want any references to communism whatsoever. they did not complain about the hammer and sickle, though. yes, they did know diego was a communist and hired him anyway. what did they expect? lmao. diego said:
"Rather than mutilate the conception [of the mural], I shall prefer the physical destruction of the conception in its entirety, but preserving, at least, its integrity."
so they decided to destroy the mural before it was even finished and they never talked to each other again.
diego then repainted the mural at the palacio de bellas artes back in mexico, this time known as Man, Controller of the Universe. this new version included even more communist leaders and a depiction of john d. rockefeller jr. drinking at a nightclub, right underneath a depiction of syphilis bacteria. cue nelson haw-haw:
this was the version they used in the episode also, since the original was, well, never finished and also destroyed. only a black and white photograph of it exists, taken by diego before it was destroyed so he could remake it.
right so, homer!diego then pulls a Barthood and finishes the episode with a large mural summarizing the entire episode. he says some rick and morty thing i didnt get because i dont watch the show idk idc
the end
ALRIGHT NOW ITS TIME FOR THE STORY OF VINCENT VAN MOE
#if you read all of this bless you#the imageless gdocs version of this is 8 pages long#hope you...enjoy?!?! these art history fun facts?!?!#dont let me do something like this again but also let me know if i should do something like this again#i was really only motivated to do this because im already passionate about the subject so idk if i could do it otherwise#anyway. this took me all day yesterday because the power kept going out#but im finally done#bye
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hi im a 19 year old and still living with my parents. ive been trying to move out since august and i planned to move out by december. in late december i was not having much luck with housing and i started having memories of not so great things my parents did to me throughout the years play in my head. i rly have no idea how to explain this confusing clusterfuck of a situation in just a tumblr ask but basically i want to know if the things my parents did count as sexual abuse.
from a young age my parents didnt respect my boundaries. my parents often touched my butt (it sounds so stupid calling it that idk what else to put) in seemingly nonsexual or accidental ways, but they didnt stop as i grew older. i remember the first time that i realised i was being sexually abused (thats how i thought about it at the time, idk). i dont remember what my dad did specifically but i was 8 years old-ish, i started puberty around then because my body hates me. it was probably to do with my butt/waist/ things and my dad touching them. we were about to go in a shuttle to the airport, it was like 2am. i remember i stayed silent through whatever happened but at some point during or after i remember bursting into tears and like... thinking to myself that my dad is sexually abusing me (i dont remember where i learnt what that is) and my dad asking me what was wrong but i refused to talk because i was scared. moments like these where my dad touched me in a way that didnt feel normal and i burst into tears happened multiple times. ive felt very uncomfortable around my dad for most of my life at this point. hes the kind of dad who doesnt talk about anything hes thinking or feeling, doesnt talk much at all or have many friends. we have rarely had conversations past surface level talk thats appropriate for strangers or acquaintances so i have never known whats in his head and whenever ive tried to get him to talk with me about something serious he shuts down and leaves. hes very neglectful emotionally, though he used to sometimes fulfil his emotional duties as a parent when i was a very young child according to my mum but he stopped at some point. for a really long time ive been afraid that my dad was sexualising me in his head or sexually attracted to me. ive grown up having nightmares about my parents raping me.
here are some of the things i remember my parents doing. some memories are not easily accessable and some have not been processed as an adult.
TW
-both my parent regularly touched my butt in a variety of contexts. i never confronted my dad about it because i knew he wouldnt answer me. i have learned to only hug my parents in a specific way so that my arm is always under their arms so i can stop them from putting their hands too low.
-my dad used to put his hand on my waist and hips/lower back. he was basically doing the kind of casual touch that you would do with someone ur in a sexual relationship with. he doesnt anymore because i have stopped allowing him to spend much time with me.
-my parents, mostly my mum have touched my breasts very lightly and casually. it could be seen as accidental but my mum has never responded to my frequent requests to stop touching me like this.
-my mum showed me her vagina once as... sex ed? i have no idea if this is normal which is kinda how i feel about most of the ?sexually? themed things my parents have done.
-my mum has always commented on my body in ways that made me very uncomfortable, such as often commenting on how i would be sexually harassed because of the outfit im wearing, even the necklace im wearing.
-my mum gave me several moderately detailed accounts of sexual assaults that hve happened to her, like for instance when i was around 6-9? she used a story of a sexual assault that happened to her while in a pool to say that i be afraid in public pools. the amount of detail was very unnecessary.
-one time my mum was telling me about how boys pinch girls buttcheeks to tell them they think theyre 'sexy'. then she pinched my buttcheeks a bunch of times even though i didnt want her to. im sure she did this many times and i was literally like 5 years old or something.
-my mum talked to my sister while i was in earshot about... how she would be ok with it if i married my 1st cousin? and she named him specifically. it made me feel rly weird around him.
-again my dad has always just given me huge predator vibes and ive always been super afraid of him.
this list is definitely incomplete but i dont remember anything penetrative or to do with anyone touching my genitals.
i tried to tell someone about the "sexual abuse" twice when i was 13, both during mental ward stays about 9 or 10 months apart. the first time is completely blacked out from my memory and the second one... they told the police. my dad was questioned and nothing happened because i never wanted anyone except the nurse who i told to know and refused to tell anyone any details. i just wanted to get a weight off my shoulders. instead i got a 3 or so year long period of my mum emotionally abusing me to a degree she never had. i was almost completely convinced that i had never been sexually abused. i still dont know if its true or not. the specific term my mum used was that i "mis-interpreted" my parents actions as sexual abuse. i didnt push back, i was too terrified of her and i just dissociated to cope with those years. i was very very isolated from anyone except my mum. i wanted desperately to be a young child again and felt like one most of the time. before 6 years old was the only period where i felt like my parents actually liked me.
when i was around 15 i started sexually getting involved with older men online. i wasnt attracted to them, i didntdesire them, i just was so traumatised from... whatevrr u want to call the way my parents treated me but i didnt feel that i had the right to be. i felt like i needed to get some "real" trauma and i dont want to say what i did but im lucky that none of these men ended up meeting up with me irl at least. the fucked up thing is that though it did traumatise me, i kind of felt better because i wanted something i could feel justified in being upset about.
now im 19 and my brain is hitting me with all these memories. i havent felt safe with my parents for most of my life. theyre neglectful and emotionally abusive towards me. they abused all my other siblings physically quite a lot and two of them have moved to different countries so that they can not live in the same place they grew up in. 2 out of 3 of my siblings have completely cut ties with my parents for years now. when i was 11 i recoeved an email from my brother telling me about our parents not being safe people.
ive started to consider the possibility of the constant violation of my boundaries counting as sexual abuse. i have a lot of sexual trauma symptoms and i have for a very long time. i grew up afraid that my dad was going to rape me. i think i was abused by my mum into associating holding my parents accountable with the punishment she put me through after she found out i reported them. i just want to know if im allowed to be upset about this. im terrified that this is normal, because if its normal that means i was a gross freak as a kid who just "mis-interpreted" these actions to be sexual abuse. i need to make sense of my reality somehow. im so confused.
you absolutely have the right to be upset by this. what they did to you was not okay. an adult touching a child intentionally in inappropriate areas is molestation, even if they played it off as not a big deal. many of the things you mentioned also sound like grooming which is often a part of childhood sexual abuse. iâm so sorry these things happened to you. i hope you are safe and can find a way to not be around your parents.
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Can I also request The Words I Said Only For You, for Kyojuro please!
I... hurted myself by my own hc like hnghhhh, the pain is real. I already made the Taisho Timeline and if you didn't read it yet, find it here
You had to read it first if you wanted to understand what is going on, but yeah, you could skip that and went straight to this.
Rengoku Kyoujurou x Reader (Reincarnation vers. The Words I Said Only For You)
"Hey you!"
"-I'm sorry I suddenly grabbed you but... It's me! You don't know?! I'm your-"
"...oh right."
"How rude of me. My name is Rengoku Kyoujurou, I'm a history teacher. Oh, you are the new literature teacher on this school. I see, well, it's nice to meet you."
"This is your first day and yet, I scared you. I'll treat you lunch later, will you come with me? Great!"
"Huh? This student? Yeah, he's smart but sometimes made problem."
"...you have Dejavu about the hairpin?"
"If you sad, scream 'Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!' Yes! Like that! You will not be sad anymore."
"It's weird because I looked like someone you really know? Well, I don't know... Unless..."
"Uh, I'm sorry! Did I wake you up? I swear, I didn't mean anything!"
"Yomoya, quite famous aren't you! It's good to see you loved by the students!"
"Are you down for drinking with fellow teachers tonight? Great! I'll tell Uzui."
"Are you cold? Here, let me lend your jacket. Hm? It felt nostalgic to you? Well..."
"You drank too much, you know. Are you okay?"
"...I love you. Ever since we met, it felt like... How should I describe this... I've been falling love with you for a long time. No, I'm not drunk. I'm serious."
"Good morning, sweetheart. Ah, you suddenly collapsed after I confess to you and luckily, you're saying yes! No one knew where did you live so I brought you to my house. That's... Kinda embarrassing hahaha. Wait- I didnt do anything weird!! Really!! ...not yet."
"You don't live around here because you don't like train? Why? It... give you bad vibe huh..."
"Mm, your food is so delicious! Can you cook for me again?"
"That face, that blushing face of yours really ticked me. Yomoya, do you really have privilege for always being cute?"
"Uzui, stop teasing her like that."
"Stop with the Rengoku-san already, call me Kyoujurou. You don't want to? Because Rengoku seems cool? Hmph, so you said that my given name isn't cool. Just kidding! Call me Rengoku-kun then!"
"Ah hey, why are you mad at me? I just kiss you. We are in public? I wanted to show my love in front of everyone!!"
"Students! Today we're going to do collaboration between teachers! Your literature teacher will give you the details about the collab. Hm? You- you guys know we will be a couple. Yomoya..."
"It's okay. I will always escort you when you take the train."
"You trembled. The cramped train always give you anxiety and stress? Hey, look at me. Everything is alright, there are no demon- there are nothing to worry about. I'm here. Make me as your anxiety reliever."
"Ops, are you alright? You can't reach the handle? Hang on my arms. Or hug me."
"Haha, you really hugged me hard huh. It's like hugging teddy bear? I really wanna kiss you right now but it's too cramped."
"There is one seat available. It must be tiring right? Sit there, I could stand- you won't? You don't want to be separated from me? God, you are so cute."
"You want to dry my hair? Sure! Not want to brag it but my hair is really fluffy, you know!"
"This marks on my stomach? Yeah, it... It's just my birthmarks. Nothing to worry about."
"I actually felt uncomfortable when other people trying to touch my stomach, including my own family. But you... It made me at ease."
"I just realize there is one cut-mark from your wrist. Did... you do self-harm? No? It's your birthmark?"
"Don't tell me... You killed yourself... In the past..."
"Why are chuckling?! If you did this again I won't forgive you! I'm dead if I really cut myself, you said? But- uh, nevermind. Why I can't angry to you."
"I like everything about you."
"Which one do you like, silver ring or gold ring? Hm? No, I don't want this to be a surprise, I just want to straight knowing which one is better for you."
"Your lips taste sweet. Did you just eat strawberry candy?"
"Caught you! You won't go anywhere until you confess that you made my hair like... This..."
"You like my cheek? It's soft? Haha, stop swirling it! It tickles!!"
"Are you my whole new world? Because you look shining, shimmering, splend- Ow don't hit me, I'm not teasing you! I'm being serious here."
"You still have works? Please don't stay up too late. It will be bad for your skin."
"Good afternoon, (y/n)- wait, you don't look good. Are you okay?"
"Your forehead is hot, you know. Take a rest. What do you mean by 'I'm fine'? You're clearly not."
"Don't push yourself too hard. Should I accompany you to home?"
"No, I'm following you to your class. Your face reddened."
"We almost reach our home, are you okay? Your hand felt so hot."
"You sure you could take the stairs alone? I will take the cooling pad."
"(y/n)!!! Hang on!"
"You awake now? Thank God. You fell down on the stairs and it's a good thing that I caught you in time. Please tell me if you can't- why are you suddenly crying?! Is it hurt? Which part is in pain? I'll call the doc-"
"You- you called me with Kyoujurou..."
"... You finally remember everything?"
"You remembered our past? About the demon slayer? About me as a Pillar? About us being married couple?"
"About my death too?"
"Don't cry, sshh, it's okay now. I'm here. I won't go anywhere. I will always be by your side."
"We live in a peace world now. There is no demon, no need to fight again with nichirin. I promised I protect you in the past. Now I will pledge that promise and won't break it anymore."
"You really screaming my name... Right at my ear. You said that again, and again like a prayer."
"...stop crying and shout my name like that. I'm glad too, I live with you in the same period."
"I'm glad. I'm really glad."
"It's your fault that I'm crying right now. Don't cry anymore, okay? Your face isn't suitable for crying even though you're still beautiful in it."
"Haha, that smile is what I waiting for!"
"You- you could release your hug, you know. You don't want to? I won't go anywhere. I had to take care of you, remember? Take a rest until tomorrow. I'll tell Ubuyashiki-sensei."
"You should rest and get better. Then, we could talk more."
"Yup, looks like your fever finally go down."
"You- you want to feel me tonight? Yomoya, such impatient girl."
"Ah, hey. I will be in trouble if you touch that place."
"No, you still haven't recovered. So, no is a no."
"Don't pout, it make me wanted to smushed your cheek."
"Uh-hum, I love you too. So, get better will you?"
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AU list!
hi! These are a bunch of Auâs that i could write,and you could request! (reposting because it didnt work the first time)
General
Fake dating (My personal favourite)
Soulmates
Coffee shop
Modern Royalty
Rockstar
Running From The Police
Rebel Against The Goverment
High School
University
Law school
Delayed-Flights-And-Were-Stuck-In-The-Airport-And-Its-Like-2Am
Roommates
Road Trip
Arranged Marriage
Im-Arranged-To-Marry-Your-Brother-But-Were-In-Love
Amnesia
Tattoo-Artist-And-Coffee-Shop-Worker
Loved-Since-Childhood
Professor-Student (of age)
Met-On-Holiday
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21.You were singing/playing guitar/etc. in the park to protest the war and a policeman tried to dismiss you for 'disturbing the peace' but you argued that you were promoting peace and things got heated and next thing you know you're being arrested for assaulting an officer. You intrigue me, so I'm here to bail you out and maybe take you on a date?
22.the nice one who everybody loves with the grumpy and strict one that the students hate and the students wonder?????????how what the fuck
23.we just had a one-night stand but a massive storm hit so now weâre snowed in, hello awkward
24. i sit at the rental booth at our local ice rink and watch you teach children how to skate
25. alternatively, i watch kids teach you how to skate because youâre a terrible skater
26. iâm running late to an important interview/meeting and you accidentally spill your hot cocoa all over my outfit
27. youâre my hot ski instructor and iâm failing the bunny hill
28. i slip on some ice and youâre the stranger who catches me
29. Â i gave my winter coat to a homeless person and come into your store to warm up
30. our friends rent a cabin to go skiing and weâre the only ones who stay inside
31. youâre the asshole of our group and we donât get along, but then i find out you make soup for the local shelter
32.weâre waiting in line for the club when you complain that your roommate stole your gloves so let me warm your hands up with mine
33.my family invites you to join our holiday meal as an obvious setup and iâm so sorry
34.the power goes out in our apartment building, but iâm not prepared for this, and you come to check on me
35.iâm having a snowball fight with my friend in the park and i hit you instead
36.a storm is delaying our flight home and iâm afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait
37. weâre both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there
38. i drove two hours to the closest video rental store thatâs still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after
39. i hit you with my car but luckily youâre okay, but we should still exchange information i guess
40. i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no youâre hot
41. my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though weâre all adults and now we have to make out
42. we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and weâre the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other
43. my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now iâm stranded in a city without a ride home
44. sharing a cab together
45. youâre trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what youâre talking about
46. youâre drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you
47. we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not
48. im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask
49. we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???
50.im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???
51. i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???
52. we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know
53. im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit
54. its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes
55. i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party
56. iâm at the beach and some kids thought it was funny to bury me in the sand when i dozed off can you please dig me out
57. itâs unbearably hot and weâre both fighting over the last handheld electrical fan at the shop at the amusement park
58. hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but i get sunburned really easily so can you please help me put sunscreen on my back?
59. thunderstorm after a menacing heatwave and weâre both getting weird looks for dancing in the rain
60.i have no idea who you are but you just fainted right in front of me holy shit dude you need to drink more in this heat
61. we both chased after the leaving ice cream van like ten-year-olds and now weâre both out of breath and a bit embarrassed
62.i clearly reserved this deck chair by putting a towel on it why on earth are you lying on it who the fuck do you think you are
63. My friends bet I wouldnât buy these three weird and questionable items and youâre my cashier.
64.Once a week I go visit the pet store just to stare at the cute kittens and puppies and youâre the nice employee who always lets me hold them and wait I think Iâm going to cry hold on.
65.Youâre the DJ of the Universityâs radio station and every time you give an opinion on a current event I have to call and argue with you because could you seriously be anymore wrong?
66.We both wait tables at the same restaurant and youâre always mad at me by the end of the night because I make more in tips
67.We have the same class and once a week you wear this graphic shirt I donât understand and I really want to ask you about it.
68.We both work at the same craft store that literally has no customers so we have nothing to do and Iâm always reading at the register but you always have to criticize my book choice what the hell?
69.Iâm working the concession stand for this weekâs home game and this is the fifth time youâve come back for snacks wait are you flirting with me?
70. weâre at a bookstore and you and I seem to have similar taste in books have you read this one? How about this one?
71. you look like you need help and Iâm a professional roller/ice skater but I donât want you to feel bad about how much you suck but wow you suck
72. You ordered your food before me and they gave you a drink you didnât want so you gave it to me
73. Weâre sitting at adjacent computers in the library and Iâm taking extra care not to look at your screen out of respect but what the fuck do you keep laughing at
74. as a joke I yelled out âhappy birthday to someone!â in this store and you called back âthank you!â who are you
75. You heard me talking about a TV show in class the other day and now youâre passionately yelling at me about how good it is weâve never actually spoken before
76. Itâs 10:30 at night and I left my glasses at home so I canât read any of these labels and youâre one of the only people in the grocery store and GODDAMMIT DO YOU HAVE ANY TOMATO SAUCE WITHOUT CHUNKS
77. We go to the same support group; I have social anxiety and youâre a kleptomaniac who sorta stole my heart
78. You thought you were alone at the bus stop so early in the morning so you started passionately singing Fall Out Boy but your Patrick Stump impression could use some work and Iâm not really afraid to point that out
79. Iâm an artist and you have a really nice face so would you mind if I drew you?
80. Weâre rival up-and-coming singers and every time one of us releases a new single the other does a cover to try to make it better; weâre always trying to top each other and out-cute each other, but half our fans aggressively ship us; our agents use this to their advantage and decide we should do a duet because itâll be popular; unfortunately now that weâre in the same studio and Iâve seen what youâre like I really wanna know what your lips feel like
81.PLEASE I REALLY CANNOT FIND MY CAT AND I KNOW ITâS THREE A.M. BUT NEIL CATRICK HARRIS AND I WOULD BOTH APPRECIATE THE HELP
82. We were both stood up for dates at the same nice restaurant so we decide to eat together and split the check but I dunno youâre pretty interesting aside from your distractingly enormous eyebrows
83. We met at a mutual friendâs cheesy masquerade party and we agree that the only good thing about this party is the masks so you canât judge a book by its cover only now that weâve been talking I want to see your face but I donât know how to ask
84. You used to date my friend who absolutely hates your guts after a messy breakup and now youâre flirting with me and I really shouldnât be so interested in you but I am
85.We pass each other every day while weâre biking on the same path so weâve started smiling at each other and one day youâre stopped because youâre having an asthma attack so I offer you my extra water bottle and now weâre talking and now IâM the one whoâs breathless
86.I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
87.I'm a private detective hired to follow you, but you're endearingly boring and mostly I just like watching you and oops, I sort of find you adorable.
88. You've been sketching me for half an hour now, and just shuffled up to hand me the finished product and it's TERRIBLE but you just wanted an excuse to talk to me.
89. Â I'm at an art exhibit and I just badmouthed the art, because I don't get it, okay? And it turns out you're the artist. I'm so sorry, maybe I could get you coffee and you could explain what it was supposed to be?
90. We're the only two people who turned up to an underground gig and it should be awkward, but the band is amazing and you asked me to dance and hey, there's nobody watching but us.
91. Â You live in the apartment next to me. We're not supposed to have pets, but I KNOW you have a cat. I'll make you a deal, I won't tell, if you let me pet it.
92. Â I punched you because I thought you were insulting my friend, but it turns out you know each other and it was an inside joke and I'm so sorry, let me drive you to the hospital?
93. We both wanted to rent a bike for an hour but the only one they have is a tandem bike
94. Iâm on a terrible date and youâre my waitor please help me
95.Our dick landlord just evicted us both
96.Iâm your neighbor and I can hear you fucking someone who  shares my name
97. Youâre sort of famous and we vaguely know each other through bumping into each other all the time but the media thinks weâre dating
98. Your roommate cheated on me and I just threw your laptop out the window thinking it was his
99. Itâs 2am on the night of my 21st birthday and we gotta fix this fucking mess by morning or else weâre fucked
100.Fuck you and your bee farm Iâve had enough
Feel free to use any of these as your own! If you wanna request you could drop an inbox saying â could you do ____ AU with this characterâ!
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