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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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His little pony...

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seeing the 'mutual' icon change to 'following' feels like finding out ur getting a divorce through the morning newspaper

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

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curly talks

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Explain yourself.

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet

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artist fyi

tracing/photobashing isn't "cheating”; they're valid techniques so long as you either:

☝️ transform the image beyond recognition ✌️make sure the image allows use (take it yourself, creative commons, etc)

(copying another artist's work is bad taste. dont plagiarise. tracing and photobashing doesn't replace knowing the fundamentals)

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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