#SORRY ANON I'M HERE FOR YOU

[ya-bug-boy]

hello, I can suggest a reader who is very big like a bear, but actually very cute and protective with Raihan, Leon, Piers (pokemon)

YEAAH LET'S MAKE READER A BEAR

Raihan x Bear Reader

Guys that are as tall as you and Raihan stick out like a sore thumb, but in a good way! For a big guy like you, you tend to like a lot of cute and feminine things. The way that Raihan met you was through social media. You were a big gay bear that specialized in fairy types and you take a lot of pride in that!!!! No shame in this house for you!!!!!

When it comes to the dating scene, Raihan has a specific type of girls he usually goes for but when it comes to men, he's very you-sexual.

But when it comes to dating Raihan, there are a few cons. People make fun of your belly and appearance online, saying Raihan is too good for you. People think you're being predatory on him, assuming your age to be vastly higher than Raihan to an uncomfortable level. You've seen the look of envy and scorn bystanders have for you when you go on dates with him and it makes you uncomfortable. You profess this to Raihan and he vows to do better.

Raihan calls out his rabid fanbase on this, being very vocal in his adamant love for you.

He begins to compliment you more and becomes more handsy. His big hands fondling you affectionately as he nuzzles against you.

Being so close to Raihan, you're one of the few that actually witnesses him in his weaker moments. He's not the confident playboy persona that he performs online. Even the biggest of dragons need a place to rest and you're his comfort.

Raihan professes that with his losing streak with Leon, that he sometimes feels like he's not good enough. But he does confess that he felt like he won the lottery with you, having stuck around for so long. Normally partners don't hit the 1 year anniversary mark with him, but you've been with him for the past 3 years.

You pretend and joke, saying that the warranty on you expired so he's stuck with you now. He laughs and comes to hug you, asking where he can get more guys like you.

Leon x Bear Reader

Ok. Let's be real here. Leon gets lost in the middle of fucking nowhere and you happened to find him playing with your herd of Wooloo.

You're one of the farmers that work with Milo, your Wooloos are used in his gym challenge! With that in mind, you're familiar with working with celebrities and gym leaders.

But you certainly weren't expecting to find the Champion laying in your favorite hammock with a Wooloo on his lap. Leon seems happy to have found someone to talk to and apologizes for taking your spot. You laugh and excuse his behavior and invite him into your cottage for cup of tea.

He takes you up on your offer, following you back to your home and the two of you have a relaxing day together. As hours pass, you require a new pot of tea and you even decide to make him dinner on a whim. It wasn't every day that the Champion himself would be this far away from the city.

In the morning, Leon decides that he would repay your kindness by doing some farm labor. You try to talk him out of it but he wasn't budging! So you show him more of your farm and garden.

So he stays another day, doing farm labor with you and playing with your Wooloos after. He's a fast learner but there are times when he makes a mistake or two. You comfort him when he apologizes and help him do things for a second try. When you call him back to the house for some lemonade and sandwiches, Leon comes back running, eager to eat your food.

But when he sits down to eat, you notice him frowning. He confesses that though the labor was extensive at times, this was the most relaxed he's felt in a while. Being a champion was tough work and he always had to keep a certain persona since he didn't want to disappoint people. Being Champion for so long, he's kind of...scared to think of what he becomes if anyone takes his title away.

You give him a smile, hold his hand, and tell him, "Well, you make a decent farmhand, I'll tell you that much." You two laugh and he feels more at ease.

Though he gets lost easily, he does vow to come back. You two exchange numbers before he leaves.

To your surprise, he gives you a peck on the cheek and runs away, flying on his Charizard. You belly laugh as he flies away.

Piers x Bear Reader

You're the security guard at Piers' show. You've known him for a good number of years.

You're the biggest and strongest guy out of the entire squad and you take a position right before the stage.

Piers knows you like his music with the way your head nods. You're always having a good time at work. There isn't a job any easier than this.

Marnie was watching one of his shows and decided to be in the audience instead of backstage. But then you see it, a mosh pit was going to happen.

When Piers realizes that Marnie is in the crowd, he tries to stop the music but it's too late.

You ran first, trying to make it to Marnie before the audience hits you. Mosh pits are no fucking joke, you can break bones here.

You manage to get to her first but because you ran, others did too. You lift Marnie onto your shoulder and shove your way out of the pit, protecting her the entire time.

Piers meets you backstage and offers you an ice pack. He can't thank you enough for what you did. Marnie pouts saying she could have handled it but you and Piers knows otherwise. She's still just a kid. But she also thanks you for protecting her when she sees your bruises.

He doesn't try to do it slyly, when Marnie goes to get you some water. Piers nonchalantly asks for your number.

At first he did it to make sure you got home ok, but you know he cares when he continues to talk to you days after the incident.

[nataliescatorccio]

LUCY GRAY BAIRD'S RAINBOW DRESS The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023) Costume Design: Trish Summerville

[expelliarmus]

[melodic-haze]

sub yae miko.. x dom raiden ei.. x afab!reader muahahah (can i be 🐆anon please haze👉👈👉👈)

FUCK HI

I'm pushing my needy Miko agenda bc let's face it she NEEEEDS to be pampered. Left alone constantly for SO LONG??? Yeah no she needs some TLC IMMEDIATELY❗️❗️❗️

Well. It doesn't actually have to be TLC, considering how she's basically DARING the two of you to go fast and hard, to fuck her relentlessly to the point where she can't handle any more. And really, you can!!! Especially Ei, considering just how powerful this woman is

The union between the three of you is as if past, present and future entertwined—you are a tangle of limbs and a mix of love and lust and longing and every carnal emotion that only you three could ever experience with such intensity together. Miko in between the two of you, drooling and moaning like a cheap whore rather than a shrine priestess as blasphemy escapes her lips and worships someone like you....but in the same breath she's still praying, worshipping the Archon in front of her, so surely she's still in 🤷‍♀️

I had a crisis about Ei's genitals once upon a time and now I think she can just. Swap them out 😭. But like listen imagine. Ei manhandling Miko, her nails digging into her curvy hips as she plows into the fox envoy relentlessly, stimulating currents of electro travelling into the pink-haired woman with such control and precision that only the Electro Archon could ever achieve

You could feel the remnants of the shocks that Miko's receiving as well from her tongue inside you—its length elongated due to the power inherited by her species—as she eats you out with a certain thirst for you that one cannot quench so easily. You're sat on her face, pussy displayed for her to eat and she eats you GOOD as you grope her chest and tease and twist her nipples. And when she stops moving your mouth as Ei hits her insides in a particular way or the electricity coursing within her shocks her still, just give her tits a slap and grind your cunt into her mouth and she'll be reminded that you need tending-to too

And the best part about it all? Both you and Ei are singing Miko praises; she's taking the both of you at once and she's doing it so well, your little kit is so very pretty underneath the both of you, looking all ruined and debauched with lipstick smeared on her lips and marks covering every inch of her soft skin. And it all gets to her head to the point where her hips buck up and she cums, clear liquid squirting out of her pussy and covering Ei's body

Doesn't mean you'll be stopping there though—neither you or Ei have stopped, and the way Miko's still eating you out as she rocked her hips showed that it was FAR from over :3

I'm so cold and I'm horny as hell my bad if none of this was coherent LOL

[egophiliac]

I have a question about the jp server pickups, since I really want knight Sebek, but I’m trying to save gems for bloom malleus + the 3rd tsum event that’s gonna show up sooner or later. Iirc, after knight Sebek, the next story update’s pickup had all of the previous story cards (ie cerberus Ortho, general Lilia, and knight Sebek). Is this true, and if it is, did it include a token system like the dorm pickups where you can just do 100 pulls and then buy the specific card you want directly? Because if that is how it works, then I can wait until then and be sure I won’t have to go to 200 for him.

we did indeed get a second chance at those three when 7-7 came out! I'm pretty sure there was not a token system -- though admittedly I don't 100% remember, sorry! 🙇 I took a quick search through some past posts/videos from people who tend to include the gacha and news stuff, but I didn't see any mention of it, so I'm inclined to think there really wasn't one. :( they were all separate pickups with their own pull counts rather than a combined one, if that info helps at all.

speaking as a strict f2p who hoards keys/gems like the lovechild of a dragon and a magpie, given the choice between saving for a story card and a birthday card, I'd go for story -- it does require a lot of patience, but there are way more opportunities to get past birthday cards, both from the anniversary events and the rerun pickups! tsums is a bit harder to say anything on because Eng doesn't follow the same event schedule, but it's a longish event and those pickups let you have a free 10-roll, so I think they're also a bit easier to save up for.

(ALSO speaking of free rolls, starting with the fifth round of birthdays -- the kutsurogi my room ones -- the birthday boy/union jacket/bloom cards have had a separate pickup that you can get two free 10-pulls at by doing missions! I got a bloom Jade from it a couple weeks ago. :D meanwhile general Lilia is the only story card I've ever managed to pull, so...I'm probably kinda biased. whoops.)

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hello may 31th anon! Look at that, another year behind us and a new one to come. Have a nice day! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

[hrokkall]

draw minophus,,, plsss =*^*=

Monochrome old man yaoi sketch. For you

[blindmagdalena]

Heeyy a bit of a self indulgent ask here but I had a phobia/trauma trigger today and it caused me to have a messy sobbing panic attack. Do you have anything on how Homelander would deal with his s/o having a panic attack like that? almost completely inconsolable. I know this is self serving and indulgent and I’m sorry for over sharing homelander is a comfort character for me and you write him exquisitely. If you’re not comfortable with this just ignore

Homelander was sixteen when he had his first panic attack. He'd flown further and faster away than he'd ever had the freedom to and collapsed in a dense woodland, sobbing and rocking his body against the cool forest floor.

He'd pulled his hair so hard it should have come loose, grit his teeth so tightly they should have cracked, and choked so badly on his own constricting throat that it should have caved in.

They didn't. He's invulnerable, after all. As solid as marble.

It was the first attack, but not the last.

That's how he recognizes it so quickly in you.

"Hey," he says, ears attuned to the rabbit-like pound of your heart. "Heyy, hey, it's okay. I'm right here, you see me? Hey." He's only just found you, he doesn't know yet what your trigger was, but he can ascertain that later.

Your staccato breaths and sharp sobs, the sea salt smell of tears streaking your cheeks, are nearly enough to rouse his own panic by proxy. He needs it to stop. He needs you to stop. He cares about you too much for you to scare him like this.

"Hey, you hear me?" He asks, cupping either side of your face. You can't answer through it. Your tongue is gnarled with panic and you're sobbing so hard he fears you'll choke yourself on it. He's not even sure you see him.

He takes you into his arms, one moving smoothly around your waist while the other cups the back of your head. He holds gently at first, grip gradually tightening, compressing your body against his in the hopes that the hammer of your heart will meet and match the steady beat of his own.

"Sssshhhhhhh," he shushes by your ear, lifting you just enough to keep you on your feet, but take from you the weight of your own body.

"I've got you. Whatever it is, it's okay. It's okay. I've got you. M'gonna take care of it, alright? Ssshh," he says, rocking you the same way he used to rock himself in the corner of the bad room, soothing himself with the thump of his own skull against those sterile white walls.

He knows it's working when you slip your arms around him in turn. He continues to hush you, whispering more honeyed assurances in your ear, the core sentiment always the same.

I'm here. You're safe. I love you.

It's everything he can think that he always wanted to hear in these moments of raw, horrifically human weakness.

Eventually, your breaths begin to even out, though your heart continues to thunder in his ears, still convinced that the danger hasn't yet vanished. He tries not to take that personally and scoops you up the rest of the way into his arms.

"That's it, just like that," he coos, pressing a firm kiss to your forehead. "Breathe. Breathe. Good... Light as a feather now, okay? Like you can fly," he tells you, sharing the greatest comfort he's ever known. His only real escape has always been his weightlessness, the ability to shed gravity at will. He uses his strength in an attempt to share even a sliver of that sense of freedom with you.

Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. All he knows is that your heart starts to slow alongside the flow of your tears. He kisses your wet cheeks, the bridge of your nose, your forehead. He whispers praise and love with each one, voice barely above a whisper.

"I'm sorry," you choke out. He's appalled that would be your first instinct.

"Don't," he says firmly, though his voice is still low. "Don't. I can carry it for you. Carry you. What's the point of super strength otherwise?" He murmurs, a smile playing at the edges of his lips.

You almost smile back, and that's enough for him. He kisses the crease between your brows until it smooths, and the highs of your cheeks until the tears dry up, and your lips until they're ready to speak again.

He'll hold you for as long as it takes your body to realize the threat was only ever in your mind, and that there isn't a thing in this goddamn world he would ever let hurt you.

[penwrythe]

What's stopping the possibility of a ceasefire is pretty simple. Hamas is holding 239 Israeli civilians hostage including children and the elderly. What's happening in Palestine is a travesty and horrendous. But Israel can't initiate a ceasefire from the position they're in, so we need to be agitating for Hamas to release the hostages and call for a ceasefire instead.

NO GENOCIDE IS JUSTIFIABLE

HOW DOES THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE ON THIS EXTREME LEVEL FORCE HAMAS TO RETURN HOSTAGES??

ISRAEL'S BOMBARDMENT AND INDISCRIMINATE SHOOTING IN GAZA THREATEN EVERYONE THERE INCLUDING DOCTORS JOURNALISTS CHILDREN ENTIRE FAMILIES AND THE HOSTAGES

EVERYONE IS TARGETED

YOU HAVE HOSPITALS BOMBED HOW ANY OF THIS IS JUSTIFIED

@sarroora @fairuzfan @palipunk @wearenotjustnumbers2

You know more about this than I do.

[basketobread]

You’re genuinely so funny. You should seriously make some kind of comic

omg this is such a late response but i hope you know that i made this EXACT face when reading this. thank you SO much!!! i really would love to make a comic soon featuring my oc's or something... maybe i'll get around to planning one eventually. but comics aside, your words mean SOOO much. THANK YOU AGAIN!!!! 😭😭😭❤❤❤❤

[lemonlurkrr]

Could I request Midna giving lipstick kisses to Link and/or Zelda?

yeah! here you go :)

[inkly-heart]

Do you have a group discord server? If others want to chill and interact with you. Just wondering

That aside just hoping you’re doing okay Blastic. Still, if you’re not your gotta a lot people care about you.

I look forward to seeing how the rest of the game goofs.

—goofball anon

I don't and sadly I don't think I will make one. It would be fun to interact with people who enjoys my work and wants to chat with me but I just feel it would be too much work for me to handle a discord server. So at least for now I'm not planning to make one.

[plutonious]

ay bro you should soooooo draw drayton hisuian zorua like totes mega should its liiiiikeeeeeeeee uh so awesome

I don't think this is what you meant by drayton hisuan zorua but lets justr say. they call me the confusedr. anyways have fun with your freak hearthands emoji

[yandere-daydreams]

okay. okay. batfam fic. is this a really late response? who cares (the answer is no, fuck you, it's perfectly on-time)! i just had a lot i wanted to say. so... let's start. i LOVEEE having a reader that's so aware? i just think - while i adore when readers kick and scream or whimper in trained obedience or whatever - there's something so scrumptious about someone who knows they're trapped and is trying to learn to maneuver carefully (even though it all goes to shit anyway). i can't help but wonder what would happen as time goes on. or immediately in the aftermath. would reader even be able to attempt to go back to pretending everything was normal? or would it just send them straight to where they were at the start? and then i think about everyone else. how would they respond? would the reader even tell them? in an effort to maintain normalcy, would they keep it a secret from the rest of the family? or would they be so distressed they'd be unable to? and then their response would really be the deciding factor in the family's response. if they pretended it didn't happen, how long would it take them to figure it out? and how would they respond to knowing they withheld that info? if they were distressed and told them, would they explode as a family? or would it worm into their heads as... a more concrete idea? if jason did it... why can't some of the others? i mean, i bet one of them would be willing to believe that the reader wouldn't have been so upset, if they had just been the one to do it. jason's so rough and rude, even without trying. he can be so mean. no. reader should have that experience with someone who is gonna be nice to them, who wants nothing but their pleasure, over and over and over and.... well, you get the point. personally, it felt so realistic to have the reader try and be calm and rational. i'm kind of passive when it comes to confrontation. i'd prefer to keep the peace. but.... well... i'm also curious. i probably wouldn't be able to stop myself from eavesdropping or snooping, especially if i knew it concerned me. i'd want as much info as possible, even if it made me sick. sorry this is so so long i'm gonna cut it off here just want to say i LOVED the fic. your batfam is my favourite. i love how you just make them all such freaks in their own way. none of them are safe.

ahh thank you so much! long asks like this in response to my silly little fics keep me fed for days T-T

plans for a continuation are still solidifying and i'd hate to give two much away, but prt one was very much the reader desperately trying to prolong the 'fucking around' phase (or, the not fucking around phase? ig?), whereas we've thoroughly transitioned into the 'finding out' stage of things at the time a continuation would pick up. they're all such poorly contained freaks when everyone's still trying to pretend they don't want to fuck their step-mom, it might take a little while to figure out how they'd behave once fucking the aforementioned step-mom is up for further discussion.

[goldenpinof]

i want to be there so you dont have to be brave. for anon

[streatfeild]

cuddle md

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