#SOMEONE PLEASE SEDATE ME
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fake00ut · 14 days ago
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ohhhh I want to fuck the HVAC system so bad someone please sedate me
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turbotastico · 9 months ago
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I like to think that Felix and Turbo didn’t get along at first. Turbo, being the competitive freak he is, sees Felix as a potential rival and frequently scoffs at him or tries to annoy him.
On the other hand, Felix tries to be patient and a good neighbor, but Turbo often manages to get on his nerves.
For Turbo, this scoffing soon turns into a need for attention
Felix’s attention
even though he doesn’t quite understand why.
For Felix, tolerating Turbo becomes a habit and he stops getting as frustrated as before, focusing on other things, which only makes Turbo crave his attention more.
Turbo: “You may be the shiny perfect new game, but everyone knows who’s really the best around here, repair-boy”
Felix: “Come on, Turbo, there's no need to be so jealous. Just... stop bugging me. It's not my fault everyone’s playing my game-”
Turbo: “The gamers might like you for now, but let’s face it, it’s me they truly adore”
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creatur3featur3 · 6 months ago
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Street Rat
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A/N: uhhh.... street rat! reader, pathetic thing yayyy!! i'll probably build off this eventually- work has been kicking my ASSS
not proof read, i'm tired, i work and have a new kitten 😭
-----enjoy my loves-----
You weren't the sharpest tool in the shed, let's just say.
Having your ass handed to you by some hooligans when trying to swipe their bag of cogs at one of the various bars in the Undercity isn't one of your finest moments let's be honest-
You cough with a groan as the older male of the group grabs you by your chin, forcing your hazy eyes to meet his, the blood running down from the gash over your left eyebrow not making it any easier for you to focus.
His eyes narrow as your own do, he scoffs and lets go of your chin allowing you to fall onto your hands with a groan of discomfort. “A shame we had to get our hands dirty with such a little thing,” he comments, the other men chuckling as your stomach churns- “we could've had a better time doing more entertaining things than fighting.”
You scoff sourly as you try to get up, pushing off the dirty concrete under your hands, spitting out some blood out of your mouth with a growl, “god you wish…” you hiss, before a pained yelp falls from your lips as the man’s boot makes contact with your ribs, kicking you back down.
You hold the spot he kicked, whining softly at the pain as the man walked closer to you, leaning on his knees as he tilted his head to the side, “you're lucky we've got a card game to finish up.” 
and just like that, they left you on the street, bleeding, maybe dying a little but who cares? Nobody, it seems like as you lay there for god knows how long until you hear a sharp scoff off to your right.
Your eyes trail up to see.. a cyborg.. woman?
your... not really sure what the fuck she is..
She's smirking at you with a mix of amusement and- slight.. worry?
“The fuck you looking at..?” you hiss, trying to hide the wince of pain in your voice.
The woman scoffs and she rolls her eyes, “You, you look like absolute fucking shit .” 
“Thanks.”
“Your welcome, Doll.”
Sevika smirked, crossing her arms over her chest as she leaned lazily against the grimy wall of the alley. Her mechanical arm whirred faintly, catching the dim, flickering light from a nearby streetlamp. Her gaze swept over you, taking in your bruised face, bloodied lip, and the way you were clutching your ribs like you might fall apart if you let go.  
“Don’t let the blood fool you,” you growled, voice shaky but determined. You pushed yourself up to your knees, swaying slightly as the ground spun beneath you. “I can still throw a punch.”  
Sevika let out a low, amused chuckle, shaking her head. “Oh, I’m sure you can, doll. But let’s be real—one good gust of wind might knock you out right now.”  
You glared at her, your vision still a little blurry from the gash above your eyebrow. “Don’t test me.”  
“Oh, I’m terrified,” Sevika mocked, the smirk on her lips widening. “Look at you, all bark and no bite. You’re a scrappy little thing, I’ll give you that. But you’re lucky those guys didn’t finish the job.”  
You bristled, the mix of adrenaline and indignation overriding the pain for just a moment. “I didn’t need your commentary, tin can.”  
Sevika’s smirk faltered for a split second, replaced by something sharper—something dangerous. She pushed off the wall, her full height towering over you as she took a slow step closer.  
“What was that?” she asked, her tone low and threatening.  
For a moment, you hesitated, the weight of her presence pressing down on you like a physical force. But you weren’t about to back down.  
“I said,” you rasped, squaring your shoulders despite the ache in your ribs, “I don’t need your help or your attitude. I can handle myself.”  
Sevika snorted, shaking her head as she crouched down to your level. The smell of smoke and oil clung to her like a second skin. Her dark eyes locked onto yours, her expression caught somewhere between amusement and pity.  
“Sure you can,” she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. “That’s why you’re lying in a puddle of your own blood, playing tough with someone who could snap you in half.”  
You opened your mouth to retort, but she cut you off, standing abruptly and letting out a sigh. “Listen, I’ve got better things to do than babysit some half-dead alley rat. But I’ll give you a choice: I can leave you here, and maybe you bleed out before those assholes come back to finish what they started… or you can swallow your pride and let me help you.”  
The choice hung heavy in the air, her sharp gaze daring you to refuse.
But as needy as you were, you had a hell of a lot of attitude.
You scowled up at her, spitting blood to the side again as you forced yourself to your feet, clutching your ribs. “I’ll take my chances with bleeding out, thanks,” you snapped, glaring daggers at her. “Don’t need some half-baked hero act from a walking toolbox.”  
Sevika blinked at you, her smirk fading into something colder. Her expression didn’t shift much—she just raised an eyebrow and let out a short, humorless laugh. “Suit yourself, doll.”  
With that, she turned on her heel, her mechanical arm flexing slightly as she stuffed her flesh hand into her jacket pocket. Her boots clacked against the cracked pavement as she strode toward the mouth of the alley, her figure disappearing into the haze of smoke and faint neon light.  
You stood there, swaying slightly, a mix of frustration and regret bubbling in your chest. You hated that you’d let her get under your skin, hated even more how quickly she dismissed you like you weren’t worth her time. But mostly, you hated the way your stomach growled, reminding you how long it had been since your last meal.  
Your pride warred with your desperation as you lingered, gritting your teeth. Eventually, with a growl of frustration, you limped forward, catching sight of her just as she was about to round a corner.  
“Wait!” you called out, your voice cracking slightly. Sevika paused, glancing back over her shoulder with a raised brow.  
You hesitated, fidgeting as you leaned heavily against the wall. “Do you… have any cash on you?” you mumbled, avoiding her gaze.  
Sevika’s smirk returned, slow and deliberate. She turned fully, crossing her arms as she studied you. “Cash?” she repeated, as if testing the word out. “Didn’t you just tell me you didn’t need my help?”  
You glared at her, though it lacked the venom it had earlier. “Yeah, well, I changed my mind. You gonna gloat, or are you gonna help?”  
Sevika chuckled, taking a step closer as she fished something out of her jacket pocket. “You’re lucky you’re kind of amusing, doll,” she muttered, tossing a small hand bag of whatever your way.  
You caught them awkwardly, wincing as the movement jarred your ribs. Sevika watched you for a moment longer before shrugging and turning to leave again.  
“Don’t spend it all in one place,” she called over her shoulder, the amusement in her tone unmistakable.
—(time skip)
It wasn’t anything new. The Undercity thrived on desperation and violence, and you were just unlucky enough to keep getting caught in its teeth. The older woman who ran a small, rundown food stall had been kind to you once, giving you a hot bowl of soup when you looked ready to drop dead on her doorstep. You hadn’t expected her generosity to last forever, but that didn’t stop you from trying your luck again.  
The air smelled of damp metal and stale grease as you crept toward the stall, your stomach twisting with hunger. You spotted the woman setting up for the day, her wiry frame moving with practiced ease as she laid out bowls and utensils. You opened your mouth to call out to her when a sharp voice behind you made your blood run cold.  
“Well, well, if it isn’t the little street rat again,” sneered a man’s voice.  
You turned slowly, your heart sinking as you saw a familiar face among the group of three closing in on you. One of the same guys who had beaten you senseless a few weeks ago, the gash he’d left on your brow now a faded scar.  
“Back for more, huh?” he taunted, cracking his knuckles. “Figured you’d learn your lesson by now, but I guess some people just can’t help being stupid.”  
Your throat tightened as you took a shaky step back, glancing around for an escape route. The older woman at the stall had noticed the commotion and was watching with wide, worried eyes, but she didn’t make a move to intervene. You couldn’t blame her. Getting involved in fights like this only brought trouble.  
“Look, I’m not looking for any problems,” you said quickly, raising your hands in a placating gesture.  
“Too late for that,” the man growled, and before you could react, his fist connected with your stomach. You doubled over with a choked gasp, falling to your knees as the air was knocked from your lungs.  
The others closed in, one of them yanking you up by the back of your jacket. You squirmed, trying to throw an elbow, but it only earned you a sharp jab to the ribs that left you gasping.  
“What’s the matter?” one of them jeered. “Thought you said you could fight?”  
You clenched your teeth, glaring up at them through the haze of pain. A part of you wanted to fight back, to spit in their faces and prove you weren’t some helpless victim. But another part of you—one that was tired and bruised and just plain done—knew you didn’t stand a chance.  
“Maybe we should make an example of this one,” the leader said, his grin sharp and cruel.  
Before he could act, a low, familiar voice cut through the tension like a blade.  
“Didn’t realize it was open season on small fry,” Sevika drawled, stepping out of the shadows. Her mechanical arm gleamed faintly in the dim light, and the way she stood—casual but coiled, like a predator about to strike—made the group pause.  
“Sevika?” you rasped, half in relief, half in disbelief.  
Her sharp gaze flicked to you briefly before settling on the men holding you. “Let the kid go,” she said, her voice calm but laced with steel. “Unless you want to see how hard I hit.”  
The group exchanged uncertain glances, clearly weighing their odds. But Sevika’s reputation was enough; with a few muttered curses, they dropped you unceremoniously to the ground and retreated, disappearing into the haze.  
Sevika watched them go before turning her attention to you. She crouched down, her expression unreadable. “Didn’t expect to find you playing punching bag again, doll,” she said, her tone somewhere between amusement and exasperation. 
You scowled up at Sevika, wiping a trail of blood from the corner of your mouth with the back of your hand. The ache in your ribs flared as you shifted, but you ignored it, your pride stinging more than the bruises.  
“Didn’t ask for your help,” you hissed, glaring at her as she stood over you.  
Sevika didn’t flinch, her sharp eyes sweeping over you with an air of practiced indifference. “Yeah, well, you looked like you were about to lose a few teeth,” she shot back, standing to her full height and turning away. “Try not to get yourself killed, kid.”  
And just like that, she walked off, her boots echoing against the concrete.  
For a moment, you stayed where you were, stewing in your frustration. Your gaze dropped to the ground as you weighed your options. You could stay here, licking your wounds and pretending you didn’t need anyone, or you could—against all your better judgment—go after her.  
You gritted your teeth. The idea of trailing after Sevika like some lost puppy made your stomach turn, but… where else were you going to go? You were broke, bruised, and starving, and while Sevika wasn’t exactly the picture of compassion, she’d gotten you out of a tight spot twice now.  
“God, I hate this,” you muttered under your breath, forcing yourself to stand despite the pain in your side.  
Your legs carried you after her, the distance between you and her widening until you broke into a stumbling jog to catch up. Sevika didn’t even glance back as you fell into step behind her, her broad shoulders cutting an imposing figure against the dim light of the Undercity.  
“I’m not following you,” you blurted after a moment, more for your own dignity than anything else. “I’m just… heading the same way.”  
“Uh-huh,” Sevika said, her tone flat.  
You glared at her back, resisting the urge to snap at her again. “Where are you even going?”  
She shrugged, her mechanical arm whirring faintly as she adjusted her jacket. “Somewhere that doesn’t involve babysitting,” she said dryly.  
“Great,” you muttered, ignoring the heat rising to your cheeks. “Guess I’ll just… keep you company.”  
Sevika’s smirk was faint, but you didn’t miss it as she glanced over her shoulder. “Whatever you need to tell yourself, doll.”
Sevika didn’t slow her pace, her strides long and deliberate, while you hobbled along behind her, trying not to let your limp show too much. You were determined to keep up, if only to avoid looking even more pathetic than you already felt.  
“I’m not looking for a pity party,” you muttered at one point, more to yourself than to her.  
“Good,” Sevika replied without missing a beat. “Wouldn’t give you one anyway.”  
Her bluntness made you bristle, but you bit back any retort. Talking to her was like punching a brick wall—painful and pointless.  
Eventually, she came to a stop at a stall tucked into the side of a dingy building, the smell of sizzling meat and spices wafting through the air. The vendor, a wiry man with a crooked smile, greeted her with a casual nod.  
“Usual?” the vendor asked, already reaching for a stack of greasy paper.  
“Yeah,” Sevika replied, digging into her jacket pocket for a handful of crumpled bills.  
You hung back awkwardly, shuffling your feet as Sevika leaned on the counter, her mechanical fingers drumming a steady rhythm against the metal. The sight of the food—whatever it was—made your stomach churn with hunger, but you refused to say a word.  
That resolve shattered the moment your stomach betrayed you, letting out a loud, miserable growl that seemed to echo in the quiet of the alley.  
Sevika glanced over her shoulder, an eyebrow raised, while the vendor paused mid-motion, his eyes flicking between the two of you. You felt your face heat up as you clutched your ribs, trying to play it off like it wasn’t a big deal.  
“Shut up,” you mumbled to your stomach, cursing yourself inwardly.  
Sevika’s smirk was slow, her sharp eyes gleaming with amusement. “That you, or is there a dog around here I don’t see?” she teased.  
“Bite me,” you shot back, glaring at her through your embarrassment.  
“Careful what you wish for,” Sevika said with a low chuckle. She turned back to the vendor, gesturing toward you with her thumb. “Throw in another, on me.”  
Your jaw dropped. “I don’t need—”  
“Relax,” she cut you off, not even looking your way. “It’s not charity. I just don’t want you keeling over before you can finish being annoying.”  
You wanted to argue, but the smell of the food was too enticing, and the growl of your stomach made it clear you weren’t in a position to refuse. You muttered a begrudging “thanks” under your breath, still avoiding Sevika’s gaze.  
She didn’t acknowledge it, only taking the food when it was handed over and shoving one of the wrapped portions into your hands. “Eat,” she said simply, her tone leaving no room for debate, before turning to walk off again like nothing had happened. 
Sevika slowed her pace just enough to glance at you over her shoulder, watching as you tried to juggle eating and walking without looking like you’d never seen food before. Her expression was unreadable, her dark eyes sharp but not unkind.  
After a moment, she asked, “So, what’s your deal? You always been this bad at staying out of trouble, or is it just a recent thing?”  
You paused mid-bite, the question catching you off guard. Swallowing quickly, you shrugged, trying to keep your tone casual. “Guess you could say I’ve always been a bit of a… ‘street rat.’”  
Sevika raised an eyebrow, slowing her stride as she turned to face you more fully. “Street rat, huh? That what you’re calling it?”  
You huffed, shoving another bite into your mouth to avoid answering too quickly. Once you’d swallowed, you gestured vaguely to the streets around you. “I’ve been out here for as long as I can remember. No family, no home, just… surviving. You know how it is.”  
Her expression didn’t shift, but her silence was heavy enough to make you squirm. You tried to fill the void with a bitter laugh. “What, you surprised? Figured you’d have me pegged as a gutter kid the moment you saw me.”  
Sevika didn’t respond right away. She was quiet for a long moment, her eyes scanning your face like she was trying to read something in the lines of your expression. Finally, she sighed, shaking her head.  
“Not surprised,” she said simply. “But living like that… it eats people alive.”  
You shrugged again, trying to play it off, but her words settled uneasily in your chest. “Yeah, well, some of us don’t have a choice.”  
Her jaw tightened, and for a moment, it looked like she might say something more. But then she just scoffed and started walking again.  
“Guess not,” she muttered. “But you’re still here, so I guess you’re tougher than you look.”  
The faintest flicker of pride bloomed in your chest at the comment, though you weren’t about to let it show. Instead, you fell into step behind her again, muttering under your breath, “Damn right I am.”
Sevika’s low chuckle echoed in the air, a sound that somehow managed to be both mocking and oddly approving. She didn’t stop walking, and her pace didn’t slow, as if she knew exactly what you were thinking. You hadn’t even noticed the way your steps had faltered as you’d walked alongside her, your gut twisting in something like regret.  
“You really do have a thing for getting yourself in trouble,” she muttered, glancing over her shoulder at you with a smirk. “A real talent for it, honestly.”  
You scowled, but didn’t respond, too tired to argue. Your feet dragged slightly behind her now, your earlier confidence slipping away like the last scraps of food you’d barely managed to scarf down.  
“Don’t look at me like that,” Sevika added, her voice turning more serious, though the faint amusement never quite left it. “You’re better off on your own, kid. Keep following me around, and you’ll just get yourself hurt more.”  
You didn’t even realize the weight in your chest until she said it. A pang of something sharp and uncomfortable hit you, like she’d just thrown you in the dirt and walked away from what little you had left of your pride.  
Before you could muster any response, Sevika turned her head fully, giving you a final glance before shaking her head. “Get your shit together,” she said with a scoff, “And don’t waste my time. You’ll be fine out here. If you don’t kill yourself first.”  
And just like that, she was gone.  
You stood there for a moment, frozen in place as the weight of her words sank in, the quiet hum of the city around you suddenly deafening. The sounds of footsteps on the slick pavement, distant chatter, and the endless pulse of neon light all seemed to fade as the emptiness of the moment pressed in on you.  
Alone again.  
You sighed heavily, shoulders slumping as you looked at the ground, your fingers digging into the fabric of your jacket as the cold from the night air settled into your bones. You didn’t know why it hurt this much, or why you still felt like you were following some thread that was barely hanging on. Maybe you were just too tired to care.  
But you’d never been someone who gave up easily, even if it meant keeping your head down and surviving the way you always had—alone.  
"Whatever," you muttered to no one in particular, your voice barely audible over the city’s hum. You turned away, heading in the direction you knew best: forward, with nothing more than the remnants of your pride and a half-empty stomach.  
It wasn’t much, but it was all you had.
(please ignore any random gaps, my ass still doesn't understand tumblr)
part 2
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lupeloto · 3 months ago
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this is my formal demand for more need louis and lestat hugs in season 3
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imagine loustat hugs from lestat’s perspective during their marriage arc…
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megumiluvv · 10 months ago
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He looks so tired I need to fuck him
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tilabwar21 · 1 month ago
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i cant do this anymore
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midnight-blue-goth · 10 months ago
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rockingtheorange · 2 years ago
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These scenes (supposedly) filmed all in the same day make me feel sick.
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Alex's room has witnessed his whole love story. From enemies, to friends, to hooking up, to heartbreak, to betrayal, to history book lovers.
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beyoursunset · 2 months ago
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danaig13-blog · 6 days ago
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And if I told you that after the latest interview with Guardian, the possibility of Gi-hun becoming the new Frontman might seem more plausible, then what?
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theodeckrs · 10 months ago
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i can’t sleep so naturally i’m laying here thinking about byler and the chances of it becoming canon. i know we all love to talk about how the confession would go/a first kiss… but in the scenario that it does become canon, and they are actually endgame… do you ever think about how they’d close them off in the epilogue?
like, st loves a little time jump after all the fighting is over at the end of each season, just to show where all the characters end up. they’re absolutely going to spend a healthy chunk of time doing that at the end of s5 because it will be the last time we’ll see everyone. and if byler is endgame, and they get their happy ending, we’re going to see them happy together in the epilogue!! i’d do anything to see them settling into their new apartment for college, decorating it with all of their favourite nerdy trinkets and posters, throwing themselves onto their little sofa, cuddling right up to each other and breathing out the biggest sigh of relief that they’re finally content, safe, and where they’re supposed to be, and we can hear them rambling away to each other because they’re just so happy, and their chatter fades out into some beautiful emotional music as the camera pans out and they’re just laughing as they dig into their takeout pizza and it’s the most stunningly gay domestic thing you’ve ever seen. it could go a number of ways but. this is by far the best case scenario for me. like just keep it in your mind if/when they become canon (and they survive… sorry) that them in the epilogue is COMING!! oh i’m so unwell right now.
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lupeloto · 4 months ago
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“it was a cold winter that year and lestat was my coal fire.”
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honeycantskate · 4 months ago
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Imagine having the most shit day at work and then you open your phone to all the trade deadline news across the league.
I wish I still smoked cigarettes.
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courtofdreamsandwhatever · 11 months ago
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I’m not crying. I’m not crying. I’m not fucking crying
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asterthought · 1 day ago
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Some days I just wish I were someone else instead of myself
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drolta · 2 years ago
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GOING INSANE RN
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