#SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL DRAGON

[silverformymonsters]

REST OF THE DREAD DRAGON

[recordsofelysia]

“Spotted”

Finally got to realise this image that I’ve been envisioning for so long

[crabknight]

@beantothemax THE OLD SCREAMING MAN!!!!

CURSE YOU BAYLE ‼️

Igon from Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erdtree (bonus non-summon version because yeah) You can get a print of this illustration [here]

[cryptotheism]

CURSE YOU BAYLE

SOLID IN SCALE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL DRAGON BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING

[aleskiin]

CURSE YOU BAYLE!

I hereby vow!

You will rue this day! Behold, a true drake warrior! And I, Igon!

Your fear made flesh!

Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon…

But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide!

With a hail of harpoons!

With every last drop of my being!

[lassairfhina]

Curse ☠️⚡ you, ❌🖕Bayle! 😡🤬❌🐲 I hereby vow! ☝️You  will rue 🤦 this day! 😡🌄Behold,❗❕ a true Drake🐉🐲 Warrior!⚔️🛡️ And I, Igon! 💅 Your fear 😱😨made flesh! Solid 🪨🪖of scale you might be, foul 👎 🤮🤢dragon 🐲🐉 … But I will riddle 🔫 with holes 🕳️your rotten💩 hide! With a hail 🌩️🌨️ of harpoons!🔪☄️🔱 With every last drop 🩸💧💦 of my being! 🪦☠️

[thewisecheerio]

More Elden Ring DLC Brainrot

Is Messmer sitting in the dark because he's blind? Or photophobic? Or is he just weird?

CUUUUUURSE YOU, BAAAAAAAAAAYLE!

Could we hook up Boc and Ymir so that Ymir can have lots of pretty dresses?

Does Ansbach ever tell Thiollier to his face what he told us--that Thiollier's an admirable fighter, against all claims to the contrary?

Who owns the shampoo company that supplies Marika and her long locks, and how rich are they now?

SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON!

What do you think the perfume bottles smell like?

How do I join the Dancers of Ranah fan club?

How tiring is it for the priests to traverse Enir-Ilim each day in worship?

BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!

What do baby fingercreepers eat?

How much collective introspection has the Elden Ring community gained from the poison swamps?

WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!

Does St. Trina herself sleep? Do any demigods?

How much shorter would the plot be if Marika kept even one (1) therapist on staff?

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!

If I chew through the fabric of the universe, can I nap in the flowers in Charo's Hidden Grave?

But what *kind* of snake food is Messmer feeding the winged serpents? Can I get it at Petco?

[amummy]

curSE YOU BAAAAAAAAYLEEEEEE!!!

I HEREBY VOOOOOOOW!!! 🙏 🧎‍♂️‍➡️

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAAAY!!!! 🗓️

BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIORRRR!!! 🤺

YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! 💀 😱

SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON… 🐲 🐉

BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!!!! 🔪🔪🔪

WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!!!! 🗡️ 🗡️ 🗡️

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING! 😡

[gaysnorlax]

CURSE YOU, 😂 BAYLE! I 🤢 HEREBY 👇📜 VOW, YOU 👆 WILL 🌽 RUE THIS DAY! 🌞 BEHOLD, A TRUE 💯 DRAKE 🧔🏾 WARRIOR, AND I, 😝 IGON! YOUR 📉 FEARS 😰😱 MADE 👆 FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU 👈 MIGHT 🍃 BE, 🤣 FOUL DRAGON, 🐉 BUT 🤔 I 😀 WILL 🤴 RIDDLE WITH HOLES 👂 YOUR 👉 ROTTEN 🤢🤮 HIDE! 🙈 WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS, WITH EVERY 😹 LAST 😍 DROP 💧 OF MY 😯 BEING! 👏😩

[idiot-squared]

baaaayyyllleeee

Curse you, Bayle! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true Drake Warrior! And I, Igon! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon … But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being!

[graceofgosh]

CURSE YOU BAYLE! 🐲 I hereby vow! 💯 You will rue this day! ☀️ Behold, a true drake warrior! 🤺 And I, Igon! 👨‍🦱 Your fear made flesh! 🥶 Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon... 💩 But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! 🎯 With a hail of harpoons! 🏹

[evillesbianvillain]

Curse you Bayle! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true drake warrior! And I, Igon! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon... But i will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being!!

[fromhell66]

The best NPC ever!!!

"Curse you, Bayle!

I hereby vow! You will rue this day!

Behold, the true drake warrior! And I, Igon!

Your fears made flesh!

Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon...

But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide!

With a hail of harpoons!

With every last drop of my being."

[mrmeeps3654]

Me when I experience any minor inconvenience:

Curse you, Bayle! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true Drake Warrior! And I, Igon! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon … But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being!

[princekirijo]

CUUUURSE YOU BAAAYYYLE

I HEREBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR!

AND I IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH

SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL DRAGON... BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!

WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!

GGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH