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Elden Ring fandom consists mainly of two kinds of people:

Those who haven't seen any letters in their whole live and are disgusted by the this weird concept of "reading", but still feel the urge to argue over something

Those who think every word has six different layers of symbolism, everything has a deep, almost spiritual meaning and everything is connected, even if this is just glitching texture

But ultimately...

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" The Vow " 💛 Elden ring mini comic about childhood promise

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the malewife ever

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Heed my words. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.

prints ✦ full process on patreon

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Mother Marika

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Best girl

Rya my snake daughter for the ERDLCcountdown on twitter

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Curse ☠️⚡ you, ❌🖕Bayle! 😡🤬❌🐲 I hereby vow! ☝️You  will rue 🤦 this day! 😡🌄Behold,❗❕ a true Drake🐉🐲 Warrior!⚔️🛡️ And I, Igon! 💅 Your fear 😱😨made flesh! Solid 🪨🪖of scale you might be, foul 👎 🤮🤢dragon 🐲🐉 … But I will riddle 🔫 with holes 🕳️your rotten💩 hide! With a hail 🌩️🌨️ of harpoons!🔪☄️🔱 With every last drop 🩸💧💦 of my being! 🪦☠️

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The most iconic duo - Ranni the cat and lesbian goose embroidered by my friend

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Blaidd was named by Ranni when she was four years old or so. That's the only explanation why he is called "wolf the half wolf"

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Everyone in the Lands Between: the true identity of Radagon is one of the biggest mysteries. Who he was? Why was he chosen to be an Elden Lord? No one knows what the truth is.

Some random sculptor: I have an idea and it will be hilarious.

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"It is done, oh trifling giant. I have portrayed thy people and thine grotesque god as soyjacks and mine army of gold as valiant chads."

Ngl Marika was really cruel when she said that to the last Fire Giant.

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"Why would Radahn want to be Miquella's consort? It doesn't make sense!"

That's very difficult question indeed. Why this guy, who is the number one fanboy of Elden Lord Godfrey and Elden Lord Radagon, would want to be king consort of the god himself? We'll probably never know.

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Fromsoft is the real ally. They not only uncancelled Mohg during the Pride Month but also gave us a canon gay ship for people to get mad at and argue about on the social media, which is our favourite pastime. Thank you, Fromsoft!

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To all the people who think that incest exists in Elden Ring because of Martin's influence. Please, read some mythology, I'm begging you. Gods from all over the world didn't marry their siblings only for you to give Martin all the credits.

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When your brothers' gay drama is so cringe that you have no other choice but to kill your physical body from embarrassment and fuck off to the Moon.

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happy pride

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Rykard hair discourse