#SO MUCH CHAOS

[sun-e-chips]

Look on the bright side, at least you weren’t given cpr :)

[kermitthesog]

The bisexual chaos when you’re with your boyfriend and he’s super cute but then you see his stepmother and think she’s ABSOLUTELY STUNNING and keep saying it over and over. Yeah I’m looking at you, will solace 🤨

cant believe that actually happened in the sun and the star and Nico was like “yeah I’ll try to ignore that you’re staring at my STEPMOTHER?”

[wintergreenoreo]

A George, Oscar, Carlos (all second driver) podium

George doing the pose and saying yabadabadoo

Max and Lando taking their earrings off and fighting

Oscar snitching on Lewis

French Civil War part 2489654

Max lapping Charles

Both Haas in the points

Fernando getting fastest lap in P18 while being ridden with dementia

What a race 💅

[starrblossom12]

I wanted to post this Wildcard theory I thought of three days ago: "The session length still really interests me, i doubt it’s due to too many extraneous deaths or even a “win state” for the wildcard (ex: boogeyman apocalypse in which there are no survivors) so it’s probably due to the uptime and intensity of the wildcard, which seem to be ramping up from ep1 passive (you need to interact with it) to ep2 (you need to pay attention to it, mainly every hr or so when it randomizes) so i’m guessing whatever this is will be rather active (perhaps never going away or actively hunting down players). so with that said: - given that grian has known that this episode would be dropping on or very near halloween maybe it’s smthg spoooooky, ghost haunting or spooky monsters or hunts a la phasmophobia… bigb joins the hunting crew, mainly evidenced by etho mentioning everyone was screaming and crying - speculation on no downtime makes me wonder if somehow players are unable to get back to or access their own bases, the main thing that would do that is dimension hopping w/ permanent nether or end or given the “budget” comment perhaps a custom dimension, you may also add a custom monster hunting to this dimension, ex: grian creates the actual back rooms inspired by his HC10 “please hold” shenanigans, speaking of HC10, have you ever heard of the thought experiment of an immortal and intelligent snail hunting you down slowly, methodically and eternally? yeah… monster ideas, lmao"

I was so right and so so wrong at the same time,

[alexbkrieger13]

Love it 😅

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-666qmifVC/

[pernillecfcw]

I’ve missed them 😂💙

[fieldclown]

Bobby art- because my baby boy :’(

[courtivia-livia]

One of my favorite parts of the liveshow was Amanda just holding Olivia like a toddler

[kristsune]

Well, there was plenty of silliness during the G.O.B.L.I.N.S Spooky Stories fundraising stream, some moments include: hello? hello. hello? hello. bypass, scumbags (give us your money), gob that pod!, technical admin!, thick or thicc, and that's why you need baffling in a studio, thank you, no.... thank you. apologies for the deception, oopsie dasiy, anyway donate to our crowdfunder!, real spooky, just a matic fave, Mal from supersuits, bellend brother, flop sweats, Grizzop is still busy being dead, jonah??? magnus??????, big funding! big funding?, gentle pissman folksong, feeling buoyant, Ben Talks About Voice Acting, Big King Tim, gotta tuck this boy into bed!, dread pound, Song For Imogen Cassidy, get in the tub, he'll do it.

art by erebusodora, screenshots by me

[littlemagicalstardust]

The full Forbidden Door 2024 card, including zero hour! 14 matches of chaos and talented people! I'll be sharing some content from Orange/ZSJ! If anyone wants me to announce when certain matches are about to begin OR you want to request content from certain matches/anyone specific, let me know in the replies to this post! Just a note: If it's not a request for when a match is about to start, I might not post gifs/photos right away! I'll try my best though! :)

[evilstalks]

playing the 2 v 8 mode on dbd made me realize just how much michael would FUCKING HATE it lmaooooooo

[ouranbutworse]

thinking about my mrs ootori. out of nowhere when all her kids are grown up she suddenly moves back into the ootori mansion with yoshio after they've been divorced as long as kyoya's been alive

[ashestoshadows]

CaN wE hIt OnE bIlLiOn LiKeS?

[innytoes]

Fic tags: idiots to lovers, mermaids, himbos like to play matchmaker

Kiss the Boy

Alex always thought of his mate's obsession with humans as something fun and quirky. When two different divers start poking around their favourite shipwreck, and Willie decides they would be perfect for each other, Alex agrees to help him. If only to keep Willie from becoming a trophy in some human's collection.

So obviously, when Willie suggest they steal his father's magic spell book to turn themselves human so they can 'make sure our humans end up together', Alex comes with him.

It does not go as planned.

Fake Fic Ask Game

[ask-the-cyclone]

I am bored, *plops a voodoo doll of ocean (suffer)* enjoy

-👑

WHA- WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!

Don’t worry, Ocean! It tickles!! *pokes doll in the side*

Owww Mischa!

Ooh thisll be fun…

CONNIE HELP

No stabbing or throwing Ocean!

DAMN IT

You’re the one who threw Mischa last time!!

IM SORRYYYY T-T

[I don’t think the voodoo dolls are the best idea… maybe leave off on those for the time being?]

NOEL COME BACK WITH THAT!!

NEVER.

[andyling]

Okay now that I got my Tango rambling out of the way IT’S TIME FOR A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE

Jimmy Solidarity (aka the man sending team rancher fans into a collective breakdown, it’s me I'm team rancher fans)

stealth mission IMMEDIATELY failed

THE FACT THAT TANGO WAS OUT OF RANGE OF THE BOMB AND THEN RAN RIGHT UNDER IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tango congratulating Jimmy on killing him (even though it was Joel) Team Ranchers is still alive guys I swear, NO ANGST HERE IT’S FINE GUYS

Love how Joel is being attacked and Grian is nowhere to be found because he’s too busy hunting down Impulse

jimmy shouting tango’s name and literally jumping towards him as he places tnt counts as a rancher moment 

either he’s stupid or he was confident tango wouldn’t blow him up, it’s probably the former but hey I choose how I interpret this chaos

JIMMY WAS SO CLOSE TO DYING HOLY SHIT 

JIMMY’S FUCKING FACE WHEN MARTYN STARTED ATTACKING ETHO

mans was literally just :O

“what I'm realizing right is that everyone is thirsty” did ya have to phrase it like that??? I can hear the out of context compilations clipping this

Jimmy sounding so shocked that Tango was fighting Martyn as if he didn’t just spend several minutes fending him off from killing Joel

oh uh, the flower husbands are fighting

SCOTT THROWING TANGO UNDER THE BUS BRUUUUUUUH

damn flower husbands enjoyers must be in absolute misery

anyways WOO JIMMY DIDN’T GO AFTER TANGO, GUYS THE RANCHERS ARE FINE WE DON’T NEED TO MAKE ANGST FROM THIS

JIMMY AND MARTYN FIGHTING TO KILL SCOTT AJFSJAKFHDSHJGK

love how Jimmy is not even trying to find Tango he’s just there watching this chaos unfold

“guys he’s not gonna respond” Jimmy you underestimate how dumb your rancher is, there is a reason I call both of you wet cats

WHY IS THERE REDSTONE BLOOD EVERYONE?????

JOEL JUST WENT SPLAT

the way jimmy hunches over closer to his mic when he’s whispering is so funny, he’s trying to hide irl 

ah yes, “the bad boys bread bridge bakery in the sky” my beloved

hey now Jimmy has been trying to protect Joel for half the session don’t kick him out, I mean he failed but at least he was trying

ending the session with robbery, how wonderful

Grain

“looking tasty” aaaaand that’ going into the out of context compilation

JOEL SOUNDS SO DISTRAUGHT THAT HE KILLED CLEO

Grian seems to be extra manic this episode, I'm blaming that on the fact that he missed a session

the entire “definitely” bit is so stupid but I find it so funny

GRIAN WAS TRYING SO HARD TO GET IMPULSE AND ENDED UP DYING INSTEAD AJFHSAJFHDSSFKJSDGF

“normally this is last episode behavior” I mean last session was last episode behavior too I think this season has just made everyone crazy

DUDE GRIAN WAS SO SURE THAT TNT MINECART FAILED AND THEN HE GOT A TRIPLE KILL

HE ALMOST KNOCKED HIMSELF OFF THE PLATFORM IN HIS SHOCK

oh my god the yellow hoard is even funnier from their perspective

the pufferfish plays are insane goddamn

THE TANGO CHASE IS EVEN FUNNIER FROM GRIAN’S POV OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY HOW DID THEY NOT CATCH HIM

THEY JUST KEEP CALLING HIM AND HE RESPONDS FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE IN THE FUNNIEST VOICE

“How about we just kill him for fun now?” SCAR NO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S A WARDEN NEARBY HELLO?!??!?!

tango just has a 6th sense for wardens now

awwwwww grian’s sharing in order to help skizz (pity totem is still totem)

someone is gonna trap those ender-porters I just know it

THAT WAS SUCH A WASTE OF A TOTEM 

MARTYN INTHELITTLEWOOD EVERYBODY

the mean gills chatting on their little island resort really contrasts how badly the rest of this session is gonna go

WELL DAMN SCOTT SMAJOR

THE FACT THAT MARTYN SAW THE TNT MINECART AND FUCKING BOOKED IT THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION HE WAS SO CLOSE TO DYING

Bdubs running to Etho for protection is hilarious in every POV

the bread bois and team ties have a fast travel to each other . . . we’ll see how that works out (please become allies please please please)

LOVE HOW MARTYN ACKNOWLEDGES THE OUT OF CONTEXT VIDEOS NOW AFJKHSAJKGHDKSGKH

MARTYN ON HIS PSYCHO ARC OH MY FUCKING GOD

MARTYN’S DECISION TO TURN ON ETHO WAS SO QUICK AND IT’S SO OBVIOUS HERE HE JUST LOOPED AROUND AND STABBED HIM

Martyn didn’t even realize Tango was still trying to kill him lmao

THE PUFFERFISH DIED IN THE EXPLOSION OH NO

poor scar stood in the wrong place at the wrong time

Etho trying desperately to get people to leave Tango and Impulse alone

MARTYN WAS SO FAR AWAY HOW DID THAT TNT MINECART KILL HIM HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THE RANGE ON THOSE THINGS?!?!?!

god Martyn is just having an awful time trying to stay alive this session

DUDE THE SCRAMBLE TO SEE WHO WOULD KILL SCOTT FIRST IS WAY MORE INTENSE FROM MARTYN’S POV FUCKING HELL

bruh Martyn really teasing us all with actual lore 

So uh, yeah that session was bonkers SEE Y’ALL NEXT WEEK