#SO I ENDED UP THINKING OF THIS AND I AM SORRYYYYY

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Don't Be Nervous (Carlitos Alcaraz x reader)

Request

A/N: Firstly, I am so sorry it has taken me so frickin long to answer this request Anon. I’M SO SORRYYYYY. 

Secondly, I LOVE writing for Carlos, so I will take literally any request for him! Idk, that cutie pie has me in some kinda chokehold. 

Summary: Carlos is taking you home for the weekend to meet his family for the first time and trying not to laugh at how crazily nervous you are. 

Word count: 3,230 

Trigger Warnings: she/her pronouns, AFAB reader, anxiety, big relationship moment, mostly just fluffy with a little panicking in the beginning (please let me know if I missed any) 

Disclaimer: This is written purely for fictional purposes and for the sake of writing. No disrespect is intended to the real people portrayed/concerned in this scenario.

Always appreciate comments, likes, and reblogs :)

Carlos was lounging on the bed in your hotel room while you sat at the little desk in the corner by the window trying to stop your hand from shaking as you put on your eyeliner. Your flight landed late in the night so you had booked a hotel room to stay in. Though his mother had insisted you come to stay at the house with them, you hadn’t wanted to disturb them that late. He had come to the hotel right after practice ended at noon, just as you were finally waking up from your mini-coma and had crawled into bed with you for an hour. 

You had missed him dearly the week you had been travelling and worrying about the impending meeting with his family, so the cuddle session had been welcome. He had slithered under the covers then basically laid his entire body on top of you, laughing softly when you had grunted but simply wrapped your arms around his torso and snuggled your face into his neck. He smelled clean from his shower, like the mint shampoo you had gotten for him near the beginning of your relationship when you had found out he was one of those people that used 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and bodywash. You still teased him about that sometimes even though he had evolved his shower routine. Then he had simply rolled off of you and wrapped you up in his arms, whispering about how much he had missed you against your cheek before (at your nudging) setting a thirty minute timer for a nap. 

Now you were awake, showered, finished with blow-drying your hair, dressed in a pretty green flowery dress that you felt demonstrated your best cottage-core self, and trying to get your eyeliner wings even. Carlos was lying on the bed, legs over the edge and phone raised over his face as he scrolled through instagram and shot-down all your insane and irrational worries about meeting his family. 

“They already love you and they have not even met you yet!” He exclaimed when you turned to him angrily and said “what if they think I’m some evil little golddigger?!” You just scoffed as if he didn’t understand and he began laughing, dropping his phone beside his head and standing up. He came over to the bench you were sitting on and set himself down beside you, gently brushing his fingers through your hair on the shoulder closest to him. You turned to face him, a pout on your lips as you capped the eyeliner and put it down on the desk. You reached out and draped your arms over his shoulders, dropping your head in the space between you two as you sighed. He only leaned forward and pressed a kiss to the top of your head before lifting it by your chin and making you look him in the eyes. 

You loved his eyes. They were so beautiful, so unique, your favourite set of eyes because of the person they came with. The brown was so soft and clear, like what a dark-coloured honey looked like if it was being poured out into the sun. And they were always soft. Even when he was at his most focused in a match and they took on that slightly darker quality, they were soft eyes. You could never believe he was a mean or unkind person simply because of those eyes (biassed as you were). 

“I just…” you sighed and shook your head, pursing your lips for a moment. “I really want them to like me. I- I love you,” you shrugged, and he just smiled giddily, leaning over and pressing a kiss to your cheek. You were glad you hadn’t put your foundation on yet otherwise a very different argument would have happened at that moment. “And they’re your family, they shaped you into the person you are today and you love them. I want them to love me too, or at least like me.” And you sighed again as if you felt utterly stupid but he began shaking his head. 

“Since they are my family, I would know how they feel, no?” He asked, and you nodded, though hesitatingly. “Ok, so let me tell you how they feel. They think you are beautiful because I send pictures of you on the family group chat all the time. Like probably once a day.” When you only giggled and shook your head, he pulled out his phone and opened one of the screenshots he had taken of the family group chat after he had sent pictures of the two of you on holiday in Greece. “See?” He proffered his phone to you and you grabbed it out of his hand, zooming in on the photo little. 

At the top was the picture of you and him you had taken in the mirror before you left for dinner with some of his friends. You had been really proud of your outfit and makeup that day. You had begun tanning from how long you spent on the beach each day and had a pinkish hue under your skin from the heat. Under the photo both of his parents had sent a bunch of heart and starry-eyed emojis. His mother said he looked very handsome and his father simply asked where you guys were going. His brothers hadn’t chimed in yet and he answered his father’s question with a quick out to dinner. Other messages from his mother followed, Y/n looks so beautiful! Make sure you tell her! And another, Ask her where the dress is from, I want one as well. You laughed loudly at that then hit Carlos on the shoulder. 

“Ow, why?” He asked through a laugh, watching the smile grow on your face. 

“Because your mother told you to ask me where I got the dress from and you never did! What if she thinks I just ignored it or I’m snobby or something?!” 

“Cariño, I think she knew I never even asked,” he laughed, shaking his head as you sighed in exasperation and continued reading the messages. Alvaro had simply asked how did you manage to get such a pretty girlfriend and you raised an eyebrow and pointed at the message, shoving the phone in his face for a second before handing it back to him. He put it in his pocket then gently pulled you closer so you were almost sitting on top of him. He kissed you, soft and sweet and quick, before smiling and looking into your eyes. “You worry too much, you know that?” 

“Yeah, I know,” you sighed sadly, kissing him one more time before pushing him away and turning back to the mirror on the desk that you were using as your vanity. “Ok, now leave me alone so I can finish my makeup and we can get going. I might actually spontaneously combust if we were late.” And he laughed all the way back to his spot on the bed. 

It didn’t take you long to finish your makeup while Carlos continued perusing his instagram reels, occasionally getting up to show you a couple of the funny ones. You were well practised, and after the eyeliner the motions were simpler. You almost had a breakdown when you thought your foundation had started pilling around your nose (and you definitely wouldn’t have time to wipe it all off and put it on again) but it was just some fluff that had gotten caught on your sponge while you were dabbing at it and it came away easily. That was also the moment you decided you really did need to calm down because almost crying over that definitely wasn’t healthy. 

You packed your makeup bag into your suitcase before zipping it up and putting it onto the floor. You grabbed your little purse from the side table and the tote bag with gifts for the family. You were quite proud of yourself with your gifts, a pair of pretty silver earrings for his mother, cufflinks for his father, a brightly coloured tennis grip for Jaime (the one that he had been told to save his allowance up for) and chocolates for everyone to share. You wanted them to like you, and gifts usually worked pretty well, you found. 

Carlos grabbed the handle of your suitcase as you took one last look around and held the door open for you as you pinched the keycard from the little holder by the lightswitch. He waited patiently by the door, ordering an Uber while you checked out, then telling you to sit in the car while he put the suitcase in the boot. Once the car was on its way, you swivelled to face him in the backseat. 

“What if they think I’m an idiot?” You asked, worrying at your lip as the driver changed lanes. Carlos laughed, squinting at you in confusion. 

“Why would they think you are an idiot?” He asked, twisting his hand in a ‘what in the world…’ motion. 

“I don’t know. Sometimes when I get nervous I talk a lot or I don’t say enough or I don’t think about what I’m actually saying and just- ugh. I sound stupid.” 

“Ok, then I have a simple solution for you,” he nodded sagely, like he had been carrying all the answers to the universe and you need only have asked for them. 

“What?” You asked sceptically, glaring at him.

“Don’t be nervous,” he shrugged, laughing hysterically while you just crossed your arms over your chest and turned back to the window with a scowl. 

“Ha. Ha. You think you’re so funny,” you grumbled, pulling away when he tried to grasp your shoulder and shooting him an annoyed look. He reached down and took your hand in his and despite the intense desire to pull it away as well, you let him bring it up to his lips and gently kiss the back in apology. 

“Ok, ok, I am sorry, really. Look, I understand why you are nervous, but really there is no reason for it. Unless you do something weird that you usually never do, there will be no problem and they will love you more than they love me.” His smile was so innocent and comforting and loving that all you could do was nod and lean over to kiss him gently. 

“Can I still ask dumb ‘what if’ questions while we drive to distract myself?” You asked quietly, sounding almost like a little kid, and he just chuckled, nodding and pulling you as close as he could while both of you had your seatbelts on. 

“Ok, what if when we go inside and they come to greet us, I fall flat on my face right in front of them?” 

“Then they will run to help you get back up, and I will stand behind you trying to stop laughing,” he smirked cheekily so you smacked his chest lightly but smiled secretly. 

“Ok, um,” you dragged out, trying to think of more crazy (but extremely possible) scenarios. “What if we get inside, and everything is going well, but then out of nowhere, I throw up all over myself and the floor?” You raised an eyebrow, challenging him to answer it, but he was laughing so hard that it took him a minute to gather enough breath to respond. 

“Then my mother will probably take you upstairs to the guest bedroom and help you clean yourself up, change your clothes, tuck you into bed and take care of you like you are a sick baby. And my father and I will be downstairs cleaning up all the vomit.” 

“Hmph,” and he almost laughed at the fact that you seemed upset that you hadn’t stumped him with your ridiculous question. “Ok, what if right after I walk in, a dinosaur comes out of nowhere and smashes its foot through the roof of the living room?” 

Carlos just lifted an eyebrow into the air and even you had to admit that that was just crazy. Nevertheless, the questions continued for the rest of the ride. 

The Alcaraz family lived in a beautiful Spanish villa that looked like what one would imagine as the perfect Mediterranean summer destination. He led you up the path to the door and then inside. As he crossed the threshold, he held the door open for you with his free hand before locking it behind himself. You could hear distant murmuring and held tighter onto the strap of your tote bag. 

Since you had stepped out of the car, your heart had begun pounding like it was trying to escape your chest. Your palms were sweaty and your breaths felt shaky but Carlos didn’t give you a moment to pause and stew in your thoughts. He simply kept walking you up the path, through the door and into the house. 

As both of you walked down the hallway that led into the large living room, he announced your arrival. 

“Hola hola!” He hollered, “estamos aqui!” He peeked his head around the staircase and found the entire family lounging on the couches around the coffee table, scrolling on their phones or watching something mindless on the tv. They all perked up at the sound of his voice and stood up from their seats to greet the both of you. 

Your heart had jumped into your throat but Carlitos kept his grip on your hand and dragged you into the living room behind him so you had no choice but to paste on a smile and fight through the sudden lack of air in your lungs. 

When you guys came around the bend of the stairs into the living room, you took a deep breath as his family came to greet you. His mother pressed a kiss to his cheek quickly before shoving past him and smiling brightly at you. 

“Oh, hello, darling!” She exclaimed, pulling you into a tight hug as you mumbled a ‘hello Mrs. Alcaraz in return. She brushed it off and told you to call her Virginia against your shoulder, rubbing your back before pulling away and grasping both your hands in hers, looking you over for a moment with a warm and motherly smile. “You are so beautiful! So, so, beautiful,” she told you excitedly, squeezing your hands gently as you laughed bashfully and thanked her. “Carlitos is always talking about you and we are so happy to finally meet you.” You blushed at that, glancing over to Carlos who was talking to his brothers about something. When she pulled away, she wrapped an arm around your shoulder and brought you further into the room. 

Carlos’s father came up to you next, shaking your hand firmly and smiling at you as he asked if he could take your bag and put it down for you. 

“Oh, that’s so sweet, thank you so much!” You exclaimed before pulling the bag off your shoulder and opening it. “But, they’re actually gifts for you,” you told them shyly, pulling out the two velvet boxes for him and Virginia. She came over and hugged you again, teasingly admonishing you for bothering to get gifts which you brushed off with a wave of the hand. “I wanted to,” you simply told her, shrugging before turning to his brothers who were now standing near you. 

“Y/n, this is Alvaro,” Carlos had an arm wrapped over his older brother’s shoulder and shook him a little when he said his name. You giggled and held out your hand for him to shake, and he smiled politely in return. You handed him the box of liqueur chocolates you had brought and he smiled mischievously, nudging Carlos with his elbow. 

“She knows how to make us love her, huh?” He asked teasingly before turning to face you again. “Thank you, this is very nice.” 

“No problem,” you shrugged, but a joyful smile was slowly pulling on your lips as you turned to his other two brothers. 

“This is Sergio, and Jaime,” Carlos introduced, and he stood behind Jaime, shaking his little shoulders until he was giggling. 

You turned first to Sergio who was closer to age to you and Carlos, and gave him the little box of chocolates you had gotten specifically for him because Carlos said they were his favourite. In typical teenage boy fashion, he smiled and thanked you then moved to go stand by Alvaro. Jaime joking around with Carlos, sending fake punches into Carlos’s side who pretended to keel over in pain. You laughed at the little display before grabbing the box that had the racket grip in it and holding it out to Jaime. 

“This is for you,” you said happily, waiting for him to take the box from you. He did, saying a bright ‘thank you!’ before turning it over and realising it was the grip he had asked for a few weeks ago but told to save up for. You understood that his parents were trying to help him learn financial responsibility, even with something like a tennis grip, but you hadn’t been able to help yourself. He was secretly your favourite of Carlos’s brothers simply because he was the youngest and had such a cute little babyface. 

“Thank you!” He exclaimed again and gave you a quick hug. It barely lasted a few seconds before he was pulling away and going to his tennis bag under the stairs to re-grip his racket, but you were filled with a sense of triumph and a fizzing happiness that filled each of your limbs. Everything was going great. 

Carlos ambled over and gently rubbed your arm, raising his eyebrows as if to say ‘see? Everything worked out just like I said,’ and you smiled in acceptance, pushing him lightly in the chest before his mother came over and guided you to sit on one of the sofas so she could ask you a million questions about your life. 

Virginia and Carlitos had taken you for a tour of the house and shown you the guest room you would be staying in. Dinner afterward went amazingly as well, with everyone telling stories about Carlitos as a child that made him blush and laugh in embarrassment as you cracked up beside him. When the plates were being cleared away and everyone was moving to the sofas again for coffee and tea, you insisted on helping his mother take everything to the kitchen and aid her in washing the plates. She had told you to go sit down about ten times and even tried to physically push you out of the kitchen at one point but you refused to budge. 

And as Carlitos stood in the doorway watching you smile at her and make some joke that made her chuckle, he truly felt that everything was right in the world. The entire night he felt like someone had put a filter over his eyes so everything looked rosy and warm, but it was just you. It was just your presence and you being around his family; it was just the gathering of all the people he loved the most in the world. He watched you gesture behind yourself and say something with wide eyes that made his mother bend over as she laughed hysterically, and he thought that soulmates might just be real.

[leegemma]

Hiiiiiii i absolutely adore how your fics match the members so well:) may i pretty pls request a fic with ler! hyunjin and lee! seungmin and the prompts 10, 33, and 93 😭🙏 LOVE YOUUU

Hi anonnnnn~

Thank you so much for your request, this was so fun to write!

LOVE YOU TOO <<333333

(sorry the end was a little rushed!)

10 - “you’re doing that on purpose!”

33 - “i am not even touching you yet!”

93 - “you’re too cute.”

Enjoy:)

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It was a boring Saturday morning, hyynjin just woke up and went to the kitchen where he'd usually find 3racha, only to see no one there. That's why it's so quiet, He thought.

He texted chan to ask where they went and got the short and expected reply of "the gym." Hyunjin rolled his eyes and started preparing a bowl of cereal, just as he was about to push the spoon in his mouth, the menace of skz, his beloved puppy, called.

Hyunjin picked up the call, "Minnie?"

Seungmin didn't say a word. Nothing. The only reason Hyunjin knew he was actually on the phone was because he could hear the chewing...

Hyunjin groaned and tried again. "Seungmin??? I know you're there, I can hear you eating."

He only got a giggle in reply, and the chewing continued, which just made the ferret get more annoyed.

"Seungmin, I swear!" Hyunjin whined. Sure, he could just hang up, but he knew that Seungmin will just keep calling until he blocks him. He just wanted to get it over with now.

"Swearing is bad." Seungmin stated.

Hyunjin could practically hear the smirk in his voice, and was currently thinking of the best way to get the puppy back. "Seungmin. I have absolutely nothing to do today and I swear I'll come right to your place and show you how funny I can be if you don't stop with this nonsense."

Seungmin giggled again and let out one last snarky comment before hanging up. "Whatever, grump."

Hyunjin was baffled for a minute before pushing that one spoonful of cereal into his mouth and grabbing his jacket, leaving the dorm immediately and heading to Seungmin's.

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Without even knocking, hyunjin slammed the front door open, even just seeing Seungmin's shocked face making him smirk.

"You actually came?" Seungmin wondered out loud.

"I told you it would happen, not my fault you didn't belive me."

Seungmin was still too shocked to notice Hyunjin's sharp movements, and before he knew it, he was on the floor with hyunjin sitting on his hips. "What are you doing, crazy!?!"

Hyunjin laughed. "Me, crazy? I'm not the one who called only to chew and not say a word!" He poked Seungmin's side teasingly, grinning when the boy jumped and squealed.

"Hey! Don't do that!" Seungmin blushed.

Now it was hyunjin's turn to giggle. "If you didn't like that I bet you're gonna hate what I'm gonna do next." He poked seungmin's tummy this time.

“you’re doing that on purpose!” seungmin whined.

Hyunjin smiled. "Yeah, that's kind of the whole point of this tickle session.

Seungmin's eyes widened with relization and he started squirming and giggling in anticipation. "No! Pleahahse!"

“i am not even touching you yet!” Hyunjin laughed.

"Lehet's kehehep it that wahahay" seungmin asked hopefully, hands held up infornt of his body protectively.

"Yeah... I don't think so." And with that, Hyunjin dug into the younger's belly with all his might, beaming at the cute boy screaming and kicking underneath him.

"NOHOHO! I'M SORRYYYYY!!!" Seungmin laughed out loud, already unable to take the intense tickling.

"Are you really though?" Hyunjin asked teasingly, giving seungmin a quick "break" by only softly wiggling his fingers on the boy's tummy and knees.

"Yehehes!" Seungmin said, hoping to get this done quickly. Hyunjin however, had other plans in mind.

"Too bad, I'm not feeling quite ready to stop yet." He shrugged, then a smirk slowly formed on his face when he thought of something. "Hey, Minnie?"

"Whahat?" Seungmin tried catching his breath, not liking the mischievous look on Hyunjin's face.

"How many ribs do you have?" Hyunjin's smirk only got bigger and bigger as he watched seungmin starting to struggle and squirm right after the question was asked.

"No! NO! Absolutely not!!!" Seungmin couldn't help the smile growing on his face.

"It's an innocent question!" Hyunjin protested.

"As if!" The younger argued.

"Tell me!" The ferret warned, his fingers beginning to flutter over seungmin's neck.

"Wahahit! I dohont know!" Seungmin panicked and started shaking his head.

"You don't? Well I should probably check for you, so that you know for your next doctor visit!" Hyunjin smiled and pat himself on the shoulder. "What a good friend I am. Arms up, now!"

Seungmin shook his head. "No way!"

"It's either you put them up, or I call Lee know hyung to hold them up for me, you know he will." Hyunjin shrugged again. "Your choice."

Seungmin groaned. "Fine!" He brought his arms up slowly, and immediately brought them back down with a giggle as soon as they were all the way up. He kept this going for a few minutes until Hyunjin finally got impatient.

"Kim seungmin! Arms up, right now! Last chance!"

"Fine!!!" Seungmin then put his arms and and took a deeepppp breath, and just as he was in the middle of taking that satisfying breath-

Bam! Hyunjin began digging into his ribs. Counting out loud. It took all the power he had to not bring his arms down, and somehow he was succeeding.

"One... two... three... careful! They're coming down! Four..." when hyunjin reached the 7th rib, seungmin let out such a scream, which made hyunjin stay there for a while longer than he was planning to...

And by the time hyunjin reached number 12, Seungmin was cackling, his arms half way down. So hyunjin did what every good friend would do, and quickly pushed his hands into both of seungmin's armpits.

Seungmin screamed and let his arms down. Flopping around in silent laughter.

Hyunjin giggled. “you’re too cute.”

And with that, he got off of the boy who now had tears in his eyes.

"You... you almost killed me!" Seungmin caught his breath.

"Oh don't be dramatic! You had at least five more minutes before you'd even pass out."

Seungmin mumbled an answer, staring in shock as hyunjin stood up and put his jacket back on. "You're leaving? Seriously."

Hyunjin smirked. "You want me to stay that bad? Nah, we're both gonna go eat out together. My treat, for almost killing you, ya know?"

Seungmin smiled softly. "I guess I did kinda start it..."

Hyunjin laughed and ruffled his hair, helping him up. "Yeah, you did."

The both left the dorm shortly after, seungmin already thinking about how to get his revenge...

[gingernut1314]

Annnnnndddd welcome back to Gingernut's After-Show Debrief!!!!

WHOOOP WHOOP

The crowd cheers and claps andddd---asks how the hell did that damn gingerbread girly watch a whole anime in ONE night??

Ha Ha Ha

Funny you should ask--I have no chill and am, in fact, not okay BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anywayyyyy last night's show that I watched at marathon speed was.....drum roll, please......🥁 🥁

Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*deep breath as I look back at the gif*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I mean--I mean LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE TOO CUTE I WANT TO THROW UP

I think we all can agree for those of us that have watched the show we are all this woman right here

Who is so real and I would like to commission her to make me a pair of those acrylic stands 💥 💳 💥💥 💳 💥 💳

This show was like--it was so cute and I was SCREAMING and GIGGLING in my damn dorm room looking like a crazy woman--my roommates hate me. I was up till 2am....It's okay. They would understand if they WATCHED THIS DAMN SHOW UGH

I don't typically watch romance animes or really much straight-up romance so this was wayyyy out of my zone of normal interest but like--ehehehehee it was so good and now I'm on the hunt for more romance animes

ALSO it wasn't just straight-up romance!! There was ✨Magic ✨

Magic given to thirty year olds virginis as you might have gathered from the title

Ha Ha but not just any old thirty-year-old virgins

Remember how I said "straight" romance

He he he

no

It is the magic of being ✨gay✨

And all I can say is; at least if I'm not in a serious relationship by the age of thirty I know I'll get special mind-reading powers thanks to my being into women and you know what--all I would say if thank you

I just LOVE how they communicated with each other even after the big reveal of "lol I have mind-reading powers please don't hate me" and OF COURSE KUROSAWA ISNT GONNA HATE YOU ADACHI HES SO FAR IN LOVE WITH YOU NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT ITS HONESTLY SO FUCKING SICKLY SWEET--MAKING MY TEETH ROT OVER HERE

Also I thought it was so funny every time Adachi was like "Wow--he's really handsome.....AH but like in a bro way. Like--I'm jealous of him lololol obviously" and I'm just like yeah....Obviously.....but too relatable Ooof

And their little SLEEP OVERS and Kurosawa TAKING CARE OF Adachi like AHHHHHHHHHHHAHDGJAHJ

the whole time I was screaming KISS KISS KISS PLEASE HOLD HANDS PLEASE PLEASE

I honestly really enjoyed this show like so much more than I thought I was and I can't stop giggling about it lololol

I might need to check out the live-action version.....maybe pick up the manga......i really liked this story sorryyyyy

Anyway AMAZING show I give it 10/10 stars and I want what they have

the end

also....if anyone wants to recommend me a fxf romance anime that isn't super male gazy omg you would be much appreciated and I would love you forever

[imaginespazzi]

you’re such an angel from heaven😭 definitely my favorite series after ucla im addicted and if you ever write a real book i would be first to read it, it could be 600 pages and i would read every single sentence 💗 my first time ever giving little notes on your series, so i am so sorry for my rant!

ok some of my favorite things from this chapter

-stephie always mentioning miss buecks

-stephie telling azzi about her interaction with miss buecks and being so hopeful that miss buecks will join her mamas team😭

-valks being a quick pit stop💔

-nothing will ever replace the special place in my heart that is made for stephie and azzi💗

-them being at the gym and miss buecks still being brought up

-paige’s and stephie reunion again after working out with her mama, when azzi realized the luminescent smile paige broke out in when she realized it was stephie ahhhh😭

-AZZI TELLING STEPHIE PAIGE COULDNT GO GET ICE CREAM BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO GO CELEBRATE WITH HER OWN FAMILY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE AHHHH NOOO NOT STEPHIE AND AZZI BEING THEIR OWN LITTLE FAMILY W OUT PAIGE😭😭😭

-the tension in the car ride, azzi alwaystalking about paige to stephie and stephie letting paige know- kids man☺️

-PAIGE PROTECTING STEPHIE AT THE SHOP AND AZZI SEEING AND WISHING IT WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT😭😭😭

-paige being scared to say her fav ice cream and azzi already knowing it, their little inside secret of ice cream being the best

-paige already recruiting stephie to uconn IKTR

-FUCK THE PART IM DREADING, PAIGE MEETING STEPHIE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, PROBABLY SEEING HOW MUCH SHES AZZI TWIN, WANTING TO STEAL HER, CRYING WHEN STEPH SAYS HER NAME😭😭😭😭😭😭 and fuck azzi seeing the ring😭😭😭💔💔💔

ok some things i would like to see if it’s possible for the plot💗

-paiges reaction to first ever finding out azzi was pregnant-bonus if we get how stephie was made and w who

-katie and tim reunion with paige seeing her interact w stephie especially bc ik they have stephie wrapped around their finger

-a part where theyre still very platonic but paige is at azzis house and stephie asks miss buecks to put her to sleep

-WHO TF DID PAIGE MARRY AND WHAT HAPPENED

-maybe a part where something happens (not too bad because stephie is my baby) and paige steps in and protects stephie at all cost making azzi realize how much stephie means to her

-azzi and paige having many more sweet moments as they realize they shouldn’t but all they want it to be together

im not thinking to much about the ending right now but i know you love us and will give us a happy ending😇😇 and when you do JUST SAYING a scene with granpa geno, azzi, paige and stephie where geno tells them shes going to be a star at uconn will cure all my depression 💙

ok i love you so freaking much and seriously thank you for being such an angel and writing so amazingly and giving us this master piece💗💗💗💗

Oh my god babes never ever apologize for giving me notes, no matter how long they are like y'all don't get it, the longer the ask, the bigger my smile. Also if you're gonna do this after every chapter (you don't have to but I'm a whore for reviews so I would love it if you did but no pressure of course), do you wanna claim an emoji, that way I know it's you?

-I love how everyone's favorite moments are rooted in Stephie like she really is the star of the show

-The Paige and Stephie reunion was so fun to write cause you had Paige and Stephie being all adorable, meanwhile Azzi's dying and that's just a fun dynamic to write

-Protective!P is one of my favorite tropes and when it comes to Stephie, it's enhanced by a million

-I really ruined y'all with that last part huh? I'm sorryyyyy

Babe you might be in my head cause a lot of the scene you wanna see are already blooming in my head!

-There will definitely be a flashback of Paige learning about Azzi's pregnancy and I will at some point tell y'all how Stephie came to be (after I figure it out myself that is...)

-Lots of Fudd Family scenes coming up I promise (mayhaps one of Azzi's brother is getting married right before the W season?)

-I had a really evil Stephie thought at some point but idk if y'all will be able to handle that so maybe I'll do something a little milder

-And of course lots more Paige and Azzi fluff and angst and everything in between!

I love YOU so much and I'm so thankful you wrote out such a detailed review and it truly did make my day <3

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

oh my goodness :D hi hi hi!!!! i lit just found your blog and saw you do ships which is like soooo cute omgggg!!! soooo… i was wondering if i could get a match up too? 🤭

anywayyyysss, my name is Lalia! i’m 15 and turning 16 in september. I go by she/her and i’m pansexual. I am of south east asian and white descent (happy aapi month wooo!!!) here are some other physical attributes: 5’3ft tall and slim; i have short black hair (but i’m gonna dye it red over the summer); i have big eyes that are dark brown; and i never go outside so im pretty pale😭

my personality on the other hand is not as easy to describe as my appearance… ive taken a lot of personality tests that often describe me as: introverted, listening, creative, logical, thoughtful, determined, daydreaming, and melancholic. i don’t think that my personality is good or bad; in fact, i think that i am a true neutral. I also feel things very deeply, which has led me to be in situations where my feelings get out of control causing something bad to happen (like me ending up in the hospital and psych ward💀). BUT IM OKAY!!! i have anxiety medication and go to therapy lollll. But even though i keep to myself, i still like to talk to people and do things like acting, singing, dancing, and just performing in general!!! i actually love love LOVE to sing and play my guitars sm<33 but some of my other hobbies include writing books or poetry by myself or reading and drawing :3 i do believe that i am confident/ bold but i also tend to be pretty shy around people i don’t know. maybe cuz in middle school i was bullied a lot??? 😭 but i feel like that experience helped me to gain a lot of empathy for people who don’t fit in either,, so i always try my best to always be kind and stick up for people!! But yeah, im really excited for summer cuz i hate school and i never try but i still get all A’s :D

ERM ANYWAYS… idk why im yapping sm SORRYYYYY and TYSM FOR DOING THIS i hope you have a good day/night!! <3

Happy aapi month! Also about being in the psych ward or the hospital, I just wanna let you know that it has a lot of really nasty stereotypes and people who go to psych wards are honestly just cool because they care about their mental health and the fact that you found help and made yourself go or you know, even just didn’t refuse to go I’m really proud of you because it means that you’re taking care of the beautiful person that you are so Never be ashamed or let anyone call you crazy for any up in a psych ward or hospital because it just means that you were prioritizing you and for that it just means that you are very self-aware and I love you Pookie. I love you for prioritizing your mental health. 

Your Outsiders Ship: Ponyboy Curtis!

Explanation: I think he loves your short black hair and your eyes and think that it’s adorable that you’re so pale from never going outside. I personally think that he’s more on the tan side because I think he spends a lot of time outside but I think the contrast between you guys would be pretty hilarious. you seem like the type of girl that he would be very interested in in the fact that you are very thoughtful. Kind of more quiet. I think that you remind him of kind of a more academically based or you know deep thinking Johnny like that’s kind of the vibes I’m getting from you and I think that he would absolutely be in love with that. He usually take things from a logical standpoint and less emotionally so he would absolutely get that and I feel like you guys would have really deep meaningful productive conversations with each other that are interesting. Like I feel like you guys could be putting in room and you would never get bored of talking to each other because you would just be so invested in your conversation and you guys would have pretty good banter too. He also feels things incredibly deeply so I feel like you know he’s the most “” sensitive greaser so I think he would really get that and kind of you guys would get each other away that really no one else in the time period Can understand. He loves it when you sing and dance and thinks it’s pretty amusing he would definitely go to all of your shows and you really loudly or at least really loudly and I feel like he would be so proud afterwards and walk you home with the biggest grin on his face and he would also help you with acting. I don’t know why but I think he’s a surprisingly good actor. Maybe it’s the fact that he’s pretty good at character and analysis but I think that he’s a great actor and could help you out with your performances. He’s also into reading drawing and writing so I feel like that’s something that you guys could do together something kind of cute like you guys can make a little comic together or something like that and reading and music dates. You would absolutely have a lot of. he’s kind of similar in the fact where he doesn’t really love school, but he does get all A’s because he doesn’t want to disappoint his brother anyway you guys are cute and honestly, I didn’t have to think very hard about this because you guys are so similar, and I think you guys would be great for each other, you guys also have a habit of both always always standing up for the underdog and things like that so I think you guys could relate in that aspect of having similar kind of morals and values. 💚💚

[entamewitchlulu]

i am sooooo tired after the ren faire yesterday so i don't think i'll end up streaming today after all, sorryyyyy😭

[clitbiter]

going to put my theories to words instead of just yapping at my boyfriend and us thinking so hard all the time. BUT! been seeing a lot of theories abt ruby going around, and i really like the one of her being from the land of fiction/apart of the pantheon.

however i wanna take it a step further bc im crazy and fueled by others’ craziness and delusions. so, someone said that ‘WHAT IF RUBY IS RIVER!!! R.S.!!!’ and like… ok. maybe. but i was thinking that since river is forever in hal or for however long the showrunners want her there and such, maybe there’s a possibility that she had a child inside of hal? and because she’s her, ruby somehow made her way into the real world? so still somewhat like the theories of ruby not being real/entirely real, but like. a twist. like river could be the one carrying ruby ? a stretch but idk.

also there are rose is coming back truthers and sadly some evidence is too stacked i feel for me to even disagree without thinking real real hard. but i think that the similarities between ruby and rose are very intentional (at least i can hope because i don’t want it to be bad writing but it isn’t even bad writing because truly ruby is such an engaging and wonderful character and i love her so much (more than rose and i don’t even believe in recency bias so fuck off)). so, along the line of they will find a way to bring rose (and david tennant) back, rose and tentoo have a kid and it’s RUBY! and idk something happens and rose happens to be in her old universe and has to give ruby up. and maybe rose is the one who waits? however i would truly hate that because with whatever that implies, it will always have something to do with the doctor and her story has BEEN FINISHED since doomsday i would say and i enjoy her being able to have her happy ending with tentoo because i do love that storyline sorry. SORRY SUE ME FOR NOSTALGIA AND AN ENDGAME LIKE DOUBLE FINALE SORRYYYYY!!!! but i like that rose got her happy ending with the doctor, albeit not hers, but that adds to it obvi but i DIGRESS!! anyways i just hope rose isn’t the one who waits because that would like. ruin her character development at best and do something awful and irreversible at worst or smth idk. unless they find a fun way to do it better.

but also then there’s susan twist and mrs. flood… but anyways i am just very excited for boom!!!!! cannot wait cannot wait at all going to scream and die yk. anyways thank u for coming to my ted talk going to post more dw thoughts on here bc that’s all i think abt anyways

[bonesandthebees]

okay bee you mainly weren’t lying, the rainduo interactions were so warm and fluffy BUT THAT ENDING HAS GRABBED MY HEART AND STOMPED ON IT THAT CLIFFHANGER AAAAGGHHHH

ignoring that this betrayal has probably ruined rainduo’s relationship, it was so lovely to see them bond this chapter. niki’s room being such a safe space for him to fall asleep (despite the anxiety), have a doctors check up, and even reveal his name was so important to see. i think that’s the first time he’s had a true safe space ever, because the streets, the palace, and his room with its blank walls haven’t made him feel that secure ever

niki’s room also made me think of how wilbur would decorate his, if he ever truly settled in (which is a whole other matter). from his description of the too neat palace flowers, i think he would probably paint colours freehand himself. it might not look perfect, but it would finally be his.

it was also interesting to see ponk and aimseys interactions with wilbur. it was reassuring for wilbur to realise that those who voted to kill him aren’t necessarily out to get him constantly, even if it was still a shitty thing for them to do. i’m also hoping we see more of aimseys character, i think they could be a really good friend to wilbur :D with wilbur’s dependency on tommy, it was really cool to see him interact with more characters

i am now going to go think of every possible thing that could have happened on that supply run …

- 🦔

LMAO SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING ABOUT THE CLIFFHANGER IM SORRYYYYY

I loved writing so much rainduo this chapter. I love their dynamic in general, and it was so nice to explore their dynamic with this one. it's especially nice to contrast the interactions with niki with how wilbur interacts with tommy, because of how attached crimeboys already are compared to rainduo who are having a slightly more normal friendship progression. it was SO important to show that he felt safe with niki. he felt safe enough to let ponk check him over because she was there, he felt safe enough to fall asleep next to her, and he gave her his name!! it's amazing progress!!

oh that room design is such a lovely idea ty I will be noting that down :)

yeah i definitely wanted to show the nuance regarding the whole voting to kill him situation. it wasn't done out of cruelty and i wanted to emphasize that part of it. and yes aimsey could definitely be a good friend for wilbur if he makes an effort to make more friends outside of his super attachment to tommy lol

[soft-serve-soymilk]

I posted 1,436 times in 2022

That's 1,436 more posts than 2021! (Well of course, I started again this year 😅)

38 posts created (3%)

1,398 posts reblogged (97%)

When I say I want to be more like V this is what I meant 😅. Only,,, 3% are original :o Blogs I reblogged the most:

@askr

@midnight-rice

@theblackbutterfly02

@tag-that-oc

@lildoodlecat

V is just topping all the charts xD

I tagged 1,418 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#fire emblem - 169 posts (I can think of several reasons)

#tales of zestiria - 107 posts (somehow)

#persona 5 - 99 posts (yeahhh that’ll be all the god tier akeshu art on my dash sorryyyyy)

#tales of xillia - 96 posts (I liked it!)

#fave - 95 posts (I also like a lot of things!!)

#mikleo - 83 posts (He is a good boi. Must protect)

#persona 4 - 82 posts (Probably increased in reblog numbers ever since Dolphin started playing it :>)

#goro akechi - 75 posts (Tumblr is a fascinating ecosystem)

#captive prince - 70 posts (Hi Shadow :3)

#fire emblem three houses - 68 posts (Hi Shadow again :3)

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#dism’s concept in conception—and you wouldn’t be able to tell this now�� was that he was ‘what if the sidekick best bro became the protag’?

That is true— it was my launching pad for his personality! I took so many cues from Junpei and Yosuke 🥲

I figured one of these would be about my ocs xD. It was just a lucky dip of which tag bc I knooooow I’ve hit the character limit many times talking about them 😅

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

V’s ask: thank you <3 i'm very happy you returned to this hellsite! our dashes wouldn't be the same without you

And then what I said (Tumblr why did you destroy the formatting): You’re welcome <3. And I’m happy to be back, no matter the form :). I even cameo on Dolphin’s new banner hehe (get on my level /lh). Anyway the whole world can enjoy this meebo doodle, as a treat for your kind words <3333

10 notes - Posted June 19, 2022

Ah yes— my first trial of the New Art StyleTM ✨

#4

OC-Tober Day 1: Childhood (@oc-tober2022) Sweet summer child Dism don't u know that not following the latest artificial children's toy trends doesn't make you any less valid, nor do you need to be exceedingly helpful or skilled.... no don't develop a white-knight complex ahaha you're so cute </3

13 notes - Posted October 3, 2022

MY SON MY BOY *goes on incomprehensible rambles for the next 40 minutes*

#3

Short king 👑

26 notes - Posted September 12, 2022

I am still endeared to Jude 🥺

#2

*Careless Whisper intensifies*

34 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

Of course this ended up here ^^;. I did the right thing by hopping on the peonus hype train :P

My #1 post of 2022

‘The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?’ 

I drew my favourite capri scene (^・ω・^ ). Please click for additional quality!

208 notes - Posted May 15, 2022

I knew this was going to be a winner before I clicked the button xD. Ah yes, my most popular piece of artwork of all time :3

It took so looong to draw tho hehe (like 2 months, even with school holidays)

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

And that was my potluck of a tumblr in a nutshell :D

[gayspock]

hhhhhhhhgh

i jsut feel like shit and so overwhelmed with work and overwhlemed with everythingand just like god fuck my fuckign life because again idont know what the fucking point is i dont want to fucking do it i dont wantto be here what am i gettingout of anyhting with being fucing alive SORRYit wouldbe onefucking thing if there WAS ANYTHING ^_^ ATALL^_^ TO LIVEFOR^_^ SORRYYYYi go to work i fucking pray for it to be over im not at worki pray to be back at work so im not alone spiralling nothingever gets done i cant ufcking bring nmyself to manage anything its all fucking pilijngup im meant to fucking sodlierthrough it thats the love you get jsut fuckign keepgoing for no fuckingreason i cantufcking survive i cantfuckking stay afloat i dontknow somehting somehting itstheclassic i fucking hate evry fucking cunt whos fucking toldme to shut up andufkcing lvie with it it'll getbetter you cant be that bad you cant be that alone youcnat be this that ans i dont know i feel like im crazy like im so much fucking more of a failure so much morefucking alone so mcuh fucking worse off imgoing nuts i dot know a tleaast when i was miserable and isolated wheni was younger i could delude myself it coudl getbetter maybe theyreright. DUDE it never will dude please end it please fucking end it, everyone leaves, everything youre scared of isnt only true but its so much fucking worse than you'd ever fucking hope. for youre nevergoing to be a part of anytihing, every time youre scared no one likesyou youre right, everytime you feel inadequate youre RIGHT , youre as bad at everything as you think you are youre as annoying as you think you are they dont care about you as you know theydont stop fucking trying stop praying thatsomehow its going to changeplease likem please like me please make this work out BULLSHIT HO MY GODDD YOURE NOT FUCKING CRAZY! THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING THING THATS THE TRUTH! SO HELP ME GOD! SO HELP ME GOD! I odnt care i dont careeeeeeeeeee i wanna fucking end it i dont want to do it any more why i dont fucking care what is there to fucking live for what is there to fucking go home to what is there towait for i fucking fell like every time i nearly findsomething im jsut left miserable and sad at the end and theres no love does anyone ever feelcrazy you have to fucking bear it i bear it every time theresnever anything on the other side no one cares i hate being so fucking childish but idont know itsnever fucking fair when eveyrone elsehas someone to talk to someone who looks out for them something togoback to tyou get the just fucking get on with it just fucking shut up im a joke to everyone i dothnk about that im never going to be more than a fucking thing to laugh at a thing to sneer at fucking... likebwahh fuck them they cant ufcking handle it they keep whining they keep breaking downover ntohin. i think about the little fucking pieces of methat exist outsidr this fucking miserable fucking shit existence ihave and how its nothing good if im ever evenin peoples heads . and its never going to even matter substantially why am i alive why am i doing this i fee l like theresstill some pathetic fucking needfor some fucking approval like it matter s like anyones going to ever see and t canhrut so fucking bad and its jsut going to be funny or annoying and its likei dont know why iusedto care i dont know why i used to try rso hard i wish i never did i wish i didntkeep getting invested intryingto be anyhting its jsut embarrassing im just humiliated END IT BROOOO IVE HAD LIKE 5 TEAMS MESSAGES IN THE BPAST 10 MINUTES I NEED TO UQIT I NEED TO GO DIE IN A FUCKING DITCH I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYTHUING I DO AND EVERY FUCKING SECOND AND IVE HATED IT FOR AS LONG AS I REMEMBER I AHATE LIVING IN THIS DESPERATEUFCKING HOEP THAT IT MIGHT BEFUCKING BEARABLEONE DAY WHEN EVEN THATIS SO SO FUCKING FAR FROM EVER HAPPENING WHEN EVEN THEN IN THAT INSANE FUCKING POSSIBILITY IM STILL FUCKING ALONE IM STILL FUCKING USELESS IM STILL SO FUCKING SAD DEEPDOWN INSDIE I CANT UFCKING HANDLE ANYTHING BUT AT LEAST IM QIUIET I FUCKING GUESSS HELP ME ^_^ LOL

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03 06

Feel like this trying to watch this and pay attention

BRO THIS ENTIRE FUUCKING EPISODE NEEDS A FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING GOOD LORD I AM GETTING A HEADACHE DASKHJ

Really digging how much the VFX have changed though for this season?????? LIKE OUGH THE PS1 DEMEDOGS !!!!! DEMI DOGS? WHATEVER THIS IS SICK AS FUCK LIKE YEAHH BABEYY THIS FEELS LIKE ST !!! ECPLOD EHIS ASSSSS

THROW HIM AROUND LIKE A SHITTY LITTLE DISEASED RAGDOLL NASTY FUCKING FREAK BABBEYYYYYYYYY VERY THE THING !!!!!!!! THE INSPIRATION IS THERE AND ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

SAD HEAP OF MEAT SULKING BACK TO ITS LITTLE SEWER HOME TO JOIN THE BIG DISEASED RAT KING <3

Re: it feels like a cartoon?? THE MUSIC WHEN HES FIGHTING ALEXI BECAUSE ALEXI WONT FUCKING ???? TALK TO THEM??? and now hes escaping ?? just feels like a uh. charicature ? like everyone feels like a bit of charicature of themselves???

DUSTINNNN and Erica not believing that Lucas was there just ,,, KDJH

STEVE hkjhjKFHJdf im so sorryYYYY they think youre a fucking spy HES. bro im sorry thats the last man who would be able to handle torture look at HIMMM

THE GANG JUST ALL TOGETHER AND SAFE IN MIKES BASEMENT IG ,,,,,

Will in. I know theyre tdressing them all to seem younger but Will in those shorts is SO AKJSHDKJASH FUNNY?

MAX!!! IS SO FUCKIGN IGHT!!!! AND NANCY BACKING HER UP!!!!!

ASDJADLASKDLAKJ damn. okay. Yeah. I mean? Sure king im glad youre secure in your feelings but idk im still with them about El's sense of self and how Mike seems to force - heteronormativity and also people not knowing shes autistic kinda shit

ERICAAAA AJKHSDAKJSDH

RObInnn and Steve ASKDJHASKDJH i love yall but youre BOTH AJDHALSDKJH She could make fun of him and say he sucks espeically with flirting BUT SHES ALSO THEYRE BOTH <33 the same. youre on the same wave length.

i LOVE AKJHDAKSJHD that theyre setting this up to be lilke? ooHHH she had a crush on HIMM SHES CRUSHINNGGGG. shes not <3

YALL INJECTING HIM WITH TRUTH SERUM HES GONNA JUST SAY SOME DUMB UNRELATED SHIT KJSHKSJFHSF

EW HES SO FUCKING SCARY i hte billy so uch i know its just. the thing in him so its not HIM but its stil HIM ya know just lik elooking athim feels ickyICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY

ICKY ICKY ICKY ICK Y ICKY ICKY ICKY

GOD HES JUST. ITS. shits OUGH

oh byE ??? HELLO ???

OH Is That. his mom? OH damn. OH IS IT LIKE IN HIS MEMORY DESTROYING IT LIKE IT DID WITH WILL ?????

SDFSLKJLKJSHF THESE TWO ARE JUST DRUGGED UP !!! WHAT DO THEY EXPECT THEYRE GONNA SAY !!! god please oh i cant waTCH HANDS THINGS I CANT OUGHHH

DONT NAME DUS TIN NO FUCK AKSJHDSAKJH NVM NAEME HIM SUMMON HIM HERE HE ISSSS BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IDK SEEING THESE FLASHBACKS DONT. ADSHJAKJH MAKE ME FEEL ANYTHING DIFFERENT IM NGL AKSDJHAKSJDH. SORRY SHIT SUCKED ASSHOLE. BUT DAMN YOURE A PIECEOF SHIT

o hhh Ba bbeeyy you didnt get out. OUOUGKHADJASHD this is different from what it usually is tOO !!!!!!!! EW EW EW EW EW

god hes DISGUSTING AND I HATE HIM

SORRY DOES HALF THE FUCKING TOWN JUST DIE THEN ??? LIKE THEYRE LITERALLY MELTING INTO GOOP TO JOIN THE DISEASED RAT KING ????

THE TONE SHIFT IS KINDA NICE THOUGH ENJOYIG IT

Ending with another. S... S ong ? Theres no lyrics i GUESS but its music

Stranger Things - Season 3 thread 03 01

LETS GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay okay okay starting off strong 1984 i see you i see you all these bald men are so sweaty and shiny and exhausted looking.

OH THE VFX BUDGET WENT UP BABBBEYYY OH LOOK AT THAT SHIT THATS COOL AS FUCK

So El isnt the one who opened the gate OG?? Really sick that they needed that much power to do it only forit to backfire and some little girl could do it with ease - OUFH SORRY TO THE BITCHES WHO JUST GOT EXPLODED

i understand why the bald men are sweaty and exhausted looking

SO WHY DO THEY WANT TO GET IN THERE SO BAD!!!!! OH THIS IS THE RUSSIAN PLOT PART YEAHHH

is this like ....... wanting to win the coldwar type shit??? because we're past the space race and into the 80s.... (<- guy who doesnt know much about this specific subject of history tbh)

EL LOOKS SO GOOD - fucking hate seeing them kiss im so sorry it makes me so uncomfortable - FEELING REAL HOPPER THOUGH LIKE ITS ICKY but also damn KING GIVE UR KID SPACE

i fucking LOVE THE shift in colours in this season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ITS SO BRIGHT I LOVE IT!!!! AND STEVEEEE!!!!!! AND I FINALLY GET TO MEET ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh this movie is foreshadowing some shit i can feel it. labesq SHIT!!!!!!! AND THEN THE POWER GOING OUT!!!!!!!!!!! this means things my brain is too small to make proper connections

OH SHIT LITTLE ME!!!!!!!

YEAH SEE Lost smoke monster !!!!! somethings thers i just know it

"im not gonna fall in love" "ok"

JOYCE MY BELOVED

booOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUSTIIINNNNNNNNNN

<- guy whose just REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEIR FAV LITTLE MAN

GIRLIES WHO ARE WE LOOKING COOL FOR IM -

thought it waas gonna be gay forgot Billy existed

HOPPER IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING INCEL IM CRYING ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OH MY GOD SHUT UP rooted for you but nah youve really always been like this

A Heart to Heart? What is that? <- man whose never been shown compassion???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS shut up

ngl tho me n hopper shaking hands how to you approach people about things without people helping you write shit out word for word

this entire board roOM REMINDS ME OF THE BEGINNING OF SEASON 2 OF FARGO - but she a woman TYPE SHIT AKSHJD

Nancy is. trying so HARD and girl i am so sorry

HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT HER <3333

Steve. i got nothing to add he just. wow

ROBIN I LOVE HER I L OVE THE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ON THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its romantic <- jealousy

Its gross <- somehow not jealousy tho sorry

Its bullshit <- jealousy

BRO ARE HE LLO WHAT PIED PIPER SHIT IS HAPPENING???? CRYING AT ALL THE LITTLE CGI GUYS LOOK AT THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL HAVE LITTLE WHITE FEET THO???? THOSE ARE. exploding. theyre exploding. :(

ENOUGH OF HIM I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM I WANT TO SKIP THROUGH HIS MOMENTS I ACTUALLY HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH IM IN. PAIN. LIKE. OU GH. THE. SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IS? PAINFUL I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE HIM I HATE HIM IHATE HIM PHYSICALLY GAGGING

LUCAS AND MAX mAKE me so happy and MAx is still transmasc coded in my heaRTTTTT

DUSTIN BABY IM SO SORRY YOURE HAVING A MY CANADIAN GF MOMENT BUTSHES MORMON AND FROM UTAH

SHOWING MomEnts of Joyce being so happy and gENUINELY IN LOVE WITH BOB JUST HURTS SO MUCH HE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

oh now we have shit with MAGNETS and the spaceship space race cold war babbeyyyy

DISEASE RATS!!!!!!!

HOPPER ASHING ON HIS FACE KING????? OW?????????????????????

This is so uncomfortable bro my dad did this to me once and it was horrifically misguided on his part and he was making some wild ass assumptions about my relationship with certain people and oUGADHADKAJSHAKSJH this isthe season of second hand embarassment and its PAINFUL

MIKE IS JUST MA KING IT WORSE PLEASE SHUT UP I OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I KEEP PAUSING IT BC I CANT HANDLE THIS

HOPPER H ELLO ????

IM

THIS IS

BRO THIS fucking entire season is gonna be so fucking painfULLLL STOP STOP STOP like the. BROOOOO stop stop stop whose got a link to a breakdown of the family dynamics between everyone and how fucked up everyone is i cant even put thi sinto words im just losing my mind hopethis makes sense

SORRY DUSTIN I !!! GOD. PICKING UP RUSSIAN SHIT INSTEAD OF HIS GF SORRY

i literally cant handle this weird Billy fucking Milfs arc and i cant even begin to stress how much i fucking hate it and him. I have literally no room in my heart for that piece of shit

im SORRY to KaREN WHEELER THOUGH LIKE DAMN GIRL your mariage is in shambles and you really want to be fucked by THIS GUY ?

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT FUCKING GET ATTACKED BY FERAL DISEASED RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLING ALL RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know he fucking dies but iM GONAN LOSE MY MIND DOES HE GET FUCKIGN KILLED BY STOPP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS IS SO FUC NNY YEAHH HYEAHHH BABEY FUCKING GET HIS ASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[zippityzero]

this kept lingering in my head for far too long 💃

have this angst hc of mine, it need's to be said now it kept lingering in my head for far too long, it has to be sent to the public -Minus CM and Minus Eteled were technically fighting, and Minus CM managed to get a hold of another axe at the hallway, managing to scratch Minus Eteled's right eye and chopping Minus Eteled's left arm off. He ended up breaking a promise they both did, and the only reason they were fighting, was because Minus Eteled tried to stop Minus CM from trying to make portal's 'n all to other AU's and timelines of them self's and other Eteled's/CM's. Minus CM was getting over whelmed from Minus Eteled trying to stop him, so that's how the fight also started. It took Minus CM a while to realize what he has done, as Minus Eteled was already on the ground, just powered off. Minus CM did repair him and all, he kept tearing up through it too. To this day, Minus Eteled still has that giant scar on his right eye and keeping his right eye closed at all time's since it had to be changed to a light-ish blue eye. He's not so used to seeing through a blue vision, so that's why. And that is how he got his left hand being able to change to an axe 'n all. Every time Minus CM look's at Minus Eteled's right eye or left arm, he just end's up tearing up for a while and Minus Eteled has to comfort him. And if your wondering if Minus Eteled forgave Minus CM, he did. He genuinely did. Minus Eteled didn't even hesitate a single bit with forgiving him, he forgave Minus CM on the spot when he noticed him sobbing after being repaired. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bonus bc i was doing this in Gacha Club way before i decided to say this entire hc of mine:

it was on the laptop bc i did not have that much time to import their rework on the ipad Gacha Club, so ignore the Activate Windows thing 💃 (HELP, AMPELLA IS GONNA KILL ME ONCE I SHOW THIS IN DISCORD RQ-)

[iwannawritelots]

Kitten

Originally written July 2022

Masterlist

Genre: fluff

Ship(s): Mephistopheles X Satan

Trigger/content warnings: erm… Satan is called “kitten”? Kissing?

Headcanons/notes from the author: the ending is abrupt probably I’m sorryyyyy. Writing about these two is long overdue though tbh. Been thinking about it forever haha

Brief Blurb: Mephisto flirts with Satan during an anti-Lucifer league meeting.

@belphieslilcow you wanted to be tagged👉👈 I hope it’s okay haha

The RAD newspaper club room was quiet, and Belphegor could feel his eyes drooping. He had been waiting for Satan and Mephistopheles to arrive for at least twenty minutes. Just as he was about to text them again, the door swung open, Satan’s face bright red as he followed Mephistopheles inside. “Why are you here already?” Mephistopheles demanded, placing the hand not occupied by his cane on his hip. “We weren’t supposed to start planning our next attack until five minutes from now.”

Belphegor tilted his head. “I thought we planned to be here at 17:30?” He yawned and sighed. “I could have napped if I knew that…”

Sighing, Mephistopheles shook his head. “Really, fallen angels have no sense.” He brought himself to sit on the couch, pretending to not be slightly bothered that Satan had sat across from him instead of next to him. They weren’t exactly openly together, but…

“So, Lucifer has an important meeting tomorrow,” Satan spoke up. “We need ways to embarrass him in front of the nobles.”

Mephistopheles hummed and tapped his fingertips against his jaw. “What if we cursed his shoes to make him trip?” He attempted to hide a smirk. “After all, you have a way with curses, don’t you, Satan?”

Cheeks tinging pink, Satan crossed his arms. “Why stop at his shoes? We might be able to curse other things as well.”

Belphegor pretended not to notice Satan’s face burning up. “Does he have anything he needs to bring? We could hide it.”

“Now that’s just ridiculous. That’s not truly going to hinder him.” Mephistopheles scoffed and crossed his arms. “Surely you could come up with something better.”

Satan rested his chin in his hand, staring off into nothing for a moment. “I could find a spell to make his papers fly out of his hands, or maybe even just away from him entirely. If we paired that with the tripping curse, then he would be humiliated in front of the nobles. Ego crushed.”

A sly smile crossed Mephistopheles’ face, and he couldn’t help the fluttering in his chest. “Quite the brain you have, kitten.”

Belphegor had already passed out by the time Mephisto uttered the pet name. Satan’s cheeks were bright red, and he couldn’t keep himself restrained once he noticed Belphie was asleep. Quickly, he climbed over the coffee table and straddled Mephistopheles’ thighs. “Y-You…” he cupped his boyfriend’s face. “You are miserable.”

“I am a demon,” Mephisto mumbled, closing his eyes once Satan pressed their lips together. He grabbed Satan’s hips and pulled him closer, face increasing in warmth as they deepened the kiss. Satan giggled into it, ignoring the stinging pain in his neck from the strange angle he was at. He adjusted the cane leaning against the couch so it wouldn’t fall before running his hands down Mephisto’s neck and shoulders. Kissing him like this was… strangely invigorating.

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[ibuki-loves-you]

hey !! i rlly liked your drv3 boys with a s/o who acts like mikan, i was wondering if you could do that with the trigger happy havoc boys ? tysm have a good day <3

Trigger Happy Havoc boys with an S/O who acts like Mikan

Warnings: Mikan's personality/actions

Mod Ibuki: The support I got on the DRV3 with an S/O who is Mikan reincarnated is insane. I have a few more asks with this specific theme. Just, thank you. Thank you so so much! I'm so excited to write them.

You have a good day too, nonnie!

Makoto:

Makoto is so caring

He always tried his best to make sure you were happy

If someone ever insulted or made fun of you, he'd be pretty angry

Specifically Junko, she likes to bug you

"S/O~ Can you show me what a cat looks like?" "A-Alright..." "No! S/O, please don't do that!"

He wants to be around you often

Just to make sure no one is bothering you

And that you haven't fell

Speaking of falling

If you took a fall in front of him he'd be incredibly flustered but quick to help you nonetheless

If it was a...difficult position, he'd cover you as soon as possible with the brightest blush on his face

"I-I'm sorryyyyy!" "Don't apologize, S/O. It was an accident! Accidents happen!"

If you ever thought he was mad at you he'd feel so horrible, even if he did nothing wrong

"I-I'm so s-sorry, M-Makoto! I'll repay y-you! Sh-should I take my clothes o-off?" "S/O, no no no! You did not make me mad at all! And even if you did you would not have to repay me! Never! Also, don't offer to take your clothes off for me when you genuinely don't want to. You should only show your body to those you want, when you want."

Very supportive boyfriend

Mondo:

Your personalities clash but somehow you got together?

He's loud and doesn't give a single fuck about pissing anyone off and you are, well, the opposite

To say he's protective would be an understatement

No one, and I mean no one, could or would fuck with you

The one time Byakuya told you to speak up, Mondo flipped

"Oh for Christ's sake. Will you speak up? No one can understand you when you're mumbling incoherent nonsense." "The fuck you just say to my S/O you pompous piece of shit!?!"

Then he proceeded to break Byakuya's glasses and give him an almost broken nose

Yeah, no one bothered you

If you took a fall in front of him, he will either catch you or help you as soon as you hit the floor

If you fall in a suggestive position, he'd cover you AS SOON AS A VIEW IS GIVEN

No one, and I mean NO ONE, is catching a peak at you trust me

And if someone laughs, oh boy

They have an angry and very violent biker to deal with

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he'd immediately think it was his fault because of his anger problems

"I-I'm s-sorry! D-Do you w-want me to t-take my clothes off?" "Shit, baby no. Don't be sorry, you did nothin' wrong. I promise, I'm not mad at all. Don't offer to take your clothes off for me unless you want to, not because you wanna please me. That's not how I want this relationship to be, and I doubt you disagree."

Mondo cares so much about you and just wants to protect you through thick and thin <3

Yasuhiro:

Yasuhiro thinks you're adorable

Like you could do no wrong in his eyes

He wants to hug you 24/7

Don't think he won't either

If anyone tried to be mean to you, he'd be so confused and upset

"Why would you say that? They did nothing wrong, so why would you say something so rude for no reason? Uncalled for, man."

If you ever took a fall in front of him, he'd be so late

Like you'd be on the floor and he wouldn't notice until you whimpered or something along those lines

"S/O! How'd you get down there? C'mon, I'll help you, don't worry!"

If you fell in a suggestive position, he'd still be so late to responding

But when he does he blushes so much

"W-Why didn't I save myself the trouble and predict this?"

But nonetheless he is quick to pull you to his chest and hide you from the views of anyone else who may have been around

If you ever offered to take your clothes off just to please him, he'd be a little upset

"S/O, I don't want you to do that just because you wanna make me happy. That doesn't make me happy, especially because it doesn't make you happy. Please don't do that. You're body is too beautiful to be shown just for the sake of satisfying someone."

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he'd be confused as to if he did something or not

"H-Hiro! I-I didn't m-mean to m-make you m-mad at me! I-I'm s-sorry!" "Hey, look at me S/O. Do I look mad? I don't think I do. I'm not mad at all! Don't apologize for something you didn't do, alright? I love you! Wanna do a reading with me? Maybe it'll cheer you up."

Overall, Yasuhiro's a slow but loving partner. He won't let you down. Except when you fall. Then he does.

Leon:

Another protective one!

Leon is so so so protective

You are his baby, no one is gonna fuck with you

Or else he'll take his bat to their knees

But say an unlucky fellow does try to do such a thing

They're going to be limping around for a bit

"Hey, S/O! A little birdie told me you wouldn't mind giving others a little show. Mind doing so?" "O-Oka-" "No. S/O, don't. As for you, you asshole, I suggest you walk away before I knock your fucking teeth down your throat."

He never stops telling you about how you should only show your body to those you want to show

He hates that you'd offer just to make someone happy

"Baby, don't do that. It's gonna make you upset in the long run. You're body is way to beautiful and perfect to be shown to others freely. Only show it to people you want to show. Promise me you'll do that?"

If you ever took a fall in front of him, he'd help you up as soon as he sees. Which is pretty quick

He'd immediately grab your hands and tell you that it's okay

If you fell in a suggestive position, he'd be as red as his hair, but he'd still race to cover you up and make sure you're okay

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he'd be angry with himself for making you think that

"A-Ah! I-I'm s-sorry I-I made y-you angry! I-" "You know I hate interrupting you, but I just want you to know you don't have to apologize. You did nothing wrong! Not a thing! I don't want you to think for a second you made me mad because you didn't. I don't think I can get mad at you, if we're being completely honest."

Leon wants you to know that you are absolutely beautiful and no matter what you will always have him by your side

Chihiro:

Chihiro is shy too, so he completely understands

He's seen first-hand what shy people go through, so he gets pretty worried when it comes to you

If anyone ever tried to mess with you, he'd step in immediately, even if it ended up with him getting picked on. As long as it wasn't on you

"S/O, stop pissing me off, will you? You're really getting on my nerves." "S/O didn't do anything to you. I d-don't even think they know you. S-So please leave them alone."

If you ever took a fall in front of him, he would try to catch you but end up falling with you

As embarrassed as you two were, you still found it a little funny

If you fell in a suggestive position, he'd be beat red but would cover you up as soon as possible

If you ever offered to take your clothes off for him, he'd be so upset

"N-No, S/O! You don't have to do that! I d-don't want you to offer to do that just because you want to please me. I w-want you for your personality! Your body isn't what I fell in love with!"

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he'd cry on the spot

"I-I'm so so s-sorry, Chihiro! I'll do w-whatever I can t-to make it up to y-you!" "S-S/O, y-you don't have to! Please, I promise I'm not m-mad! See? I'm not m-mad. Please don't ever think I-I am. I love you t-too much to get mad at you."

This boy loves you so much and just wants you to be as happy as possible

Kiyotaka:

Taka tries his absolute best to stop your people-pleasing ways

He believes it will hurt you in the long run, and he is right

Most things you do often result in you being extremely uncomfortable and sad

Taka doesn't want to see that! Taka wants to see you happy!

If someone ever insulted you, Atua help them

They will get detention for eternity

"Hey! S/O! You're really getting on my nerves!" "Ahh! I-I'm sorry! W-What should I do to repay y-you?" "S/O, that isn't necessary! You owe them nothing! If anything, they owe you an apology! So, apologize, right now! And you have detention for the month!"

Yeah, no one bothered you after that because no one wants detention

If you took a fall in front of him, Taka is probably the quickest to react

If he doesn't catch you, he is once again quick and immediately picks you back up

And if it's suggestive position you end up in, he will be redder than his eyes but still help as soon as possible

Taka might be the one that hates the fact you offer to show your body as compensation for potentially making someone angry the most

"S/O! Please don't do that! It is wrong for you to expose yourself like that just to please someone! You don't need to please anyone but yourself! So don't offer to show yourself unless you are positive that you want to!"

If you ever thought Taka was mad at you, he might cry

His voice would go down, a lot

"...I'm not mad...I promise. I would never get mad at you. I need you to know that. Please, don't offer to please me or repay me in some way. It...makes me sad. I love you."

Overall, Taka will always keep you safe. No matter what.

Byakuya:

Byakuya probably got annoyed with you at first

But as time progressed he slowly grew more attached

A protective instinct he never knew he had kicked into full gear

If someone Toko ever made fun of you, oh boy

He'd blast

"H-Hey, whore! I think y-you should r-really d-dress a little nic-" "I'm going to stop you right there. Don't utter another word. Someone as pathetic as yourself shouldn't bother insulting others. Maybe work on your own image before you try to 'correct' others."

If you ever fell in front of him, he'd probably scoff and offer his hand

He'd never admit it, but he worries every time you take a fall. So he always makes sure to ask if you're okay

If you fell in a suggestive position, he loses his composure for a moment and goes bright red

Once he snaps out of his little daze, he quickly takes your hands and pulls you to your feet

He covers you up immediately after you stand

One time, Toko was getting on Byakuya's nerves again and it was obvious he was over her bullshit

Because of this, you offered to take your clothes off to please him

To say he was upset would be an understatement

"How do you suggest such a thing so casually? Just because I'm in a foul mood does not mean I want you to remove your clothes just for my own personal pleasure. That's ridiculous. Don't offer yourself to me unless you want to. Put yourself before others."

If you ever thought he was mad at you, oh boy

For once, he'd completely lose his shit

"What on Earth made you think I was mad at you!? I don't understand, I just- no." Byakuya paused to take a breather. "No, I'm not mad. Not one bit. Just...just no. I know I don't say it much but I truly love you too much to be angry with you. I swear, I am not mad at you."

Togami doesn't mean to sound harsh, but he does get worried about you and your safety

He loves you too much to let anything happen to you

[k3rm1e]

hiihi !! ive been loving all the stuuf yoube been wirting latley its so good :^D i ws wondering if i ciuld have some hcs ,or just a onrshot either or i dont mind, of reader geeting sick and mumza nd dadza take care of them ?? bc i lovr mr and mrs minecraft <33 liek like reader like "ahh im finr mr minecraft" and they have 102° fever Nd have a runny nose and mr minecatft is liek "mmm no i dont thnik so m8" nd yaeh !! they/them pronouns but i thnk uve benn doing that arleady - :^) anon

sickly

hiihi !! ive been loving all the stuuf yoube been wirting latley its so good :^D i ws wondering if i ciuld have some hcs ,or just a onrshot either or i dont mind, of reader geeting sick and mumza nd dadza take care of them ?? bc i lovr mr and mrs minecraft <33 liek like reader like "ahh im finr mr minecraft" and they have 102° fever Nd have a runny nose and mr minecatft is liek "mmm no i dont thnik so m8" nd yaeh !! they/them pronouns but i thnk uve benn doing that arleady - :^) anon

:^) anon my beloved;;;;; i love your brain. this could go two ways depending on whether you’re staying with phil or if you guys are online so i went with your staying with him. i also did a one shot but if you want hcs i hv no problem writing some :) i hope this is good!

cw: cursing

mumza and dadza take care of you:

  it had finally happened. while covid wasn't fully over just yet, many had gotten the vaccine and conventions were opening up again. which meant two things: meetups and twitchcon. finally, you could meet some of your supporters and see your friends.

  “mom, are we almost there?” your mom was driving you to the airbnb you’d be staying at with a few of the other dream smp members. at first, you assumed you’d all be staying in separate hotel rooms. but, this way, you could spend more time with friends, save money, and your mom wouldn’t have to be with you the whole time. there had already been many long conversations between philza and your mom to make sure you’d be safe staying with everyone.

  “yes, sweetie. almost there. we’re just two minutes closter than when you asked earlier.” ok, sue you, maybe you were a bit excited. but really, who could blame you? making in person friends had never been easiest, so the majority of your friendship were with people online. not being able to see or meet anyone for so long had been excruciatingly painful. 

  within ten minutes, you had finally arrived at the airbnb. quickly jumping out you ran to the door, obnoxiously ringing the doorbell. through the door, you heard an accented voice yell out, “i’m coming, i’m coming!”. at this point you were springing up and down on your tippy-toes, ready to spring out of your skin.

  the door opened and you were greeted by a very tired and annoyed looking wilbur, “hello?”.

`   “WILBURRRR!!!” you were screaming in his face (unintentionally), waking him up from his drowsiness. you launched yourself in his arms, not paying attention to your mother’s bewildered expression. you quickly let go of him and shoved past him, “i’m gonna go say hi to everyone!” distantly you heard wilbur begin to talk to your mother, explaining what you guys were doing.

  while running around you said hi to tommy, tubbo, ranboo, eret, fundy, niki, techno, phil and kristin. the others were either staying in another airbnb or in their own hotel rooms. after about thirty minutes, wilbur had finally stopped talking to your mom.

  “yes, ma’am. i can promise you they’ll be completely safe. you have absolutely nothing to worry about.” wilbur was calmly talking with your mother, looking more and more tired by the minute.

  “alright. thank you.” your mother called you over. “come give me a hug and say bye!” slowly dragging your limbs over, you let her hug you. behind you you could hear wilbur and phil laughing at you.

  “bye mom…” she was holding onto you tightly, petting down your hair.

  “oh, sweetie, i love you so much. i’m so happy you found something you're passionate about and made so many lovely friends while doing so.” as much as you loved your mom, the small snickers behind you were getting quite embarrassing. you could hear that tommy had joined in on the laughing. 

  “... i love you too, mom. can you let go now?” you tried pulling back, but all she did was pull you closer.

  “oh, but i just don’t wanna let you go. i love you so much, you know that right?”

  “i know, mom. i love you too. but you’ve gotta get home and i have to unpack and get ready for meeting with fans tomorrow.” you finally got her to pull away, “i love you mom, okay? thank you for letting me do this.”

  “oh, i love you too, sweetie.” and with that, your mom left. after watching her pull out of the driveway and down the street, you whipped around.

  “not. a. single. word.” you stared dead in the boy’s eyes, seeing just how much wilbur was about to burst out laughing.

  “what? personally, i think it’s very sweet.” tommy was smiling, purposely pissing you off. “so sweet, how much your mom loves you.”

  “shut your fucking mouth, tommy.” you stared deadpan at him and began walking inside and over to the kitchen.

  “what? i didn’t say anything wrong! i was just simply commenting on your very, very sweet relationship with your mother.”

  kristin moved forward to talk to you, “for what it’s worth, i do thing you hae a very sweet relationship with your mom.”

  “thank you. you’re the only good one in this house, kristin minecraft.” with that she laughed, and you all continued on with your evening. after staying up late watching old youtube videos, you all went to bed. in the morning you would have your first day of three at twitchcon, meeting fans and other creators alike. 

  for around 10 hours, you stood in booths signing fanart, prints, notebooks, and the like. meeting so many different people was eye opening, just learning who supported you. at the end of the day everyone went to a restaurant to eat dinner after so long.

  “this food… is so… fucking good.”

  “agreed.” you and the rest of the so-called ‘bench trio’ were eating at what wilbur had deemed the ‘kiddy table’. after eating so much food you were all tired. the rest of your friends had already left, walking back to the airbnb. when it was finally time to leave the restaurant, it was pouring rain.

  “WHY IS THE RAIN SO COLD IT’S LITERALLY SUMMER”

  after running home you had gone to sleep while the others had changed and taken showers. after sleeping for around ten hours, you had finally woken up. frankly, you felt like dogshit. you could barely breathe out of your stuffy nose and your head felt like it had been shoved full of wet cotton balls.

  instead of staying in bed, you got up and tried to get ready. on the way downstairs to get food and see who was making so much noise, you fell face first down the stairs. “owwwww…”

  hearing a ruckus, phil and kristin left the kitchen, where they were making pancakes. “holy shit! are you alright, mate?”

  pushing phil over, kristin walked over to you, “obviously they’re not okay phil! the poor kid is lying on the floor.”

  slowly getting up, you try to reassure both of them that you’re okay. “no, no, no, don’t worry. i am perfectly okay.” while you don’t know exactly how you sound, based on the expression on phil’s face, you don't think you sound very good.

  “uh, yeah, how about no. you sound like you’ve draken a whale bottle of vodka.” phil walked over to you and grabbed you by the arm, trying to hold you up.

  “i’m fineeee”

  “no, your fucking not. you’re burning up.” phil looked at you, angrily. “you need to go to bed.”

  “but i don’t wannaaaaa. i feel fineeee.” you felt like crying, for absolutely no reason. with that, you passed out on the floor.

  phil and kristin somehow managed to get you back up the stairs and into bed. once you were safely in your room, with no risk of cracking your skull open, phil took your temperature. “mate, your temperature is at nearly 102°. you’re lucky i don’t take you to a hospital.” he started at you, disapprovingly.

  “i’m sorryyyyy dadza. are you mad at me?” in your deluded state you pouted at him, like a child.

  “no, i’m not mad at you. just disappointed. you should’ve known not to do that. you’re old enough to know when you’re sick.” he stared at you with a disapproving look.

  “but that’s even worseeeeee” you felt like balling your eyes out. out of embarrassment, you tried to hide under your blanket. “can you tell mumza i’m sorry for worrying her?”

  above you, you heard phil laugh. “it’s not that big a deal, kid. i’m just upset. you could’ve seriously hurt yourself. i was worried.”

  “you were worried about me? awwwww, i love you too dadza.” you moved your head out of the blankets, smiling at him with dried tears and sweat on your face.

  “yeah, yeah. now shut up and go to bed.”

  kristin walked in, hearing what he said. “phil, don’t bully the kid. they already feel like shit.” out of the corner of your eye, you saw her look over to phil and smile at him.

  “i’m not doing anything, swear on my life!” he put his hands up in defense of himself, making you laugh.

  turning away from him, she directed her next question towards you. “how you feeling, kid? took quite a tumble there.” she smiled at you and ushed your hair out of your face.

  “i’m sorry for worrying youuuuuu. i love you, mumza. promise.”

  laughing, she leaned down to kiss you on the head. “love you too, kid. now, want me to sit with you and we can all watch some netflix or something?”

  you silently nodded and the two of them joined you on the bed, not caring very much if they got sick. after not even an hour, you all passed out.

  a few hours later, everyone returned back from the convention. let’s just say wilbur now had some very valuable blackmail.

hope you like it! this was so wholesome i- wfowcsjvri

i want parents like dadza and mumza now