#SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER

[secretlyasimpforbuddy]

That was smooth Buddy.

[coralinnii]

Yuu is just making sure

Yuu/MC: Hey Ace, how do you say your last name?

Ace: What, Trappola? It's really not that hard

Yuu/MC: Still, I don't want to mess up saying my future name.

Ace, sputtering: W-Wait, WHAT??

[moonsstan]

snape was a kpop stan.

[hazmatazz]

pick a follow up to smooth like butter from a variety of songs that i may or may not listen to 👍

[astro-can]

cha cha real smooth

taehyun: beomgyu hyung, can you turn the lights on?

beomgyu: i don't need to. you're the only light i need in my life *winks*

taehyun: i--

yeonjun: WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE

[jmdbjk]

TIS THE SEASON!

We are in the midst of the holiday season and counting down the days for those who celebrate Christmas and anticipation (or dread if you want to see it that way) is building for the New Year, 2023. I hope this week isn’t too stressful for y’all but I know it can be with family get togethers and last minute shopping, cooking and gift wrapping. THE PRESSURE! 

We have a lot to look forward to so let’s live in the moment! with this blast from the past!... okay, from 2021, not so far in the past. 

[anonymous--writings]

SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER LIKE A CRRIIMMIINAAL UNDERCOVER

Shitpost playlist 😭😭

[dawnofiight]

My inspo for Sophia Is Marshall Lee's mom because Damien is Marshall Lee sort of kind of if you maybe wink

[jess-21990]

HOW TO GET A GIRL TO FALL FOR YOU

Taught by Princess in the Mirrors Luca Savini

STEP 1:

Knock on the door & instead of waiting for an answer to make sure she's there & not trying to get dressed barge in!

STEP 2:

Bring her a bouquet of Flowers & instead of handing them to her with a smile...CHUCK EM AT HER!! BE MY PRINCESS 2 STYLE! XD

STEP 3:

When she asks the reason why you're giving her these flowers you answer in an improper sentence that makes NO sense WHATSOEVER.....like this

And then you get cocky as fuck! Like this....

The end result should look like this.....

AND BAM SHES YOURS! XD lmfao hope yall learned something!

[compo67]

me: i'm gonna write a sequel to rest and restore

also me: so i need music to noodle to

also also me: let's listen to 'Butter' 10,000 times!

there's no way i could possibly get sick of this song

...right?

[randomjreader]

Don't talk to me, I'm currently listening to just being friendly and you got ma back ost by Chinzhilla on repeat rn

[jooniesmooncat]

"Smooth like butter..." Jungkook Version

[alexandra4uu]

Who's your daddy slut?

The one that spanks me hard with his strong hand mmmmmmm; )

[neighborarmy]

Wow the ability to write long is stressing me OUT on this platform!

Anyway, enjoy this completely irrelevant GIF that came up when I searched “BTS stress.”

[apobangpounited]

Achievement🏅

"Butter" surpassed 1.1 BILLION streams on Spotify, becoming the second BTS song to reach this milestone!

[trezoblossoming]

Help my moms playing bts on our record player 😭😭😭