#SMH!!!!!
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Izuru catches Shuichi before he can land on the ground. By the back of his jacket....
"... Your cat-like tendencies are getting out of hand, Shuichi. Climbing trees and perching yourself on them? What's next, knocking over various breakable items for attention?"
@91cmspoilers (( KHJSDGSADASD SHUICHI?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE??? )
@91cmspoilers !!!!
"...Ah-" The screaming he had been doing just a few seconds ago when he was falling, comes to an abrupt stop when Izuru thankfully catches him before he could hit the ground! "I-Izuru...." The relieved smile he gives would probably look a lot more grateful... if he wasn't extremely embarrassed being held up by the back of his jacket! Like holding up a naughty cat from doing something reckless and hurting itself....
"Th...Thank you.... a-and listen!! It wasn't me trying to be a cat this time, I-I swear!! N-Nor would I do that just for attention...!!! A-Anyway, I um... saw this stray cat on top the tree a-and thought it needed rescuing! So I climbed it and was inching closer until the branch broke... and the cat immediately jumped off and landed safely before scurrying off.... guess it didn't need saving after all, huh! Ahaha! h-haha....."
A long pause, and now he's hanging his head low. His face is so red from embarrassment, he could die...!!! "Please erase this from your memoryyyy...."
#whimsical-mercy#FDNJDFKFKD BEING A STUPIT LITTLE SUSHI CAT /THAT'S/ WHAT!!!!#SMH trying to help a stray cat that didn't even need saving!!!!#does Izuru gotta put you in naughty cat jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#smh!!!!!#Shuichi answers;;#91cmspoilers#♡;; Just Letting You Know That You're Not Alone || {91cmspoilers}
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Prev rb, scrolling through tags and finding people just willfully being obtuse about the phrasing, head in hands shaking them.
It's not about people who don't know better. It's about people who hear "please don't say this word" and decide to swing mega hard back in the other direction because they were asked not to say a word to be a respectful of a culture that isn't theirs! It's about the people who refuse to do literally the bare minimum of just *not saying something.*
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Beware. >:D
i will punch u with bread again!!!!!!
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nearly met my demise via strawberry yogurt covered pretzel at 1:30 in the morning
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i knew this bitch was gonna say that
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*if phanty were to get too close to the couch where phants is, he'll suddenly hear frantic, little footsteps and hissing steadily drawing closer! it's eve!! she's being his tiny bodyguard for the day, making sure there's no mischief to be had!! and no matter phanty's response, phants will continue to focus on his book, however he's not completely ignoring the chaos as there will be a trace of a smirk that will form on his lips~*
Ever since Phanty pulled that little Blue Badger prank on Phants yesterday, he began cracking up whenever he glanced at him! "Ohhh Phantsieee! Are you still mad at meee~?" He coos, not even trying to act innocent anymore as he makes his way towards the couch. He only takes a surprised step back when Eve quickly approaches while hissing, which only makes him start laughing even more~
"Woah!! Ehehehe, Eeeve!! Don't be meaaann! I'm being a good boy, today!" While kneeling down to teasingly give her pokes, Phanty will start playfully poking his back with the other! "Hey! I know you hear meeee...." And just as he was about to tug his cheek next, he saw that smirk! Now snickering, he then gives the top of his head the most playfully bop before quickly taking a step back! "You freakin' nerd. Bleghehe....see, I knew you weren't mad at this innocent, cute face of miiine~! Don't worry, I probably won't do that again, if I can get my hands on that costume head again... just kidding, hehehe!"
#Bodyguard Eve!!!!! good!!!!!#keep this disaster a w a y from Phantsieeee!!!#smh!!!!!#Phanty answers;;#essenceofjustice
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thanks for liking my post 👍
you threatened me with violence if i didnt
#共生 ; 「 ɴɪᴀ ɪs sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ 」 ooc.#共生 ; 「 ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs 」 answered.#SMH!!!!!#i have the receipts..... callout incoming.......... :squints:
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also i am still waiting for the seb folder photodump @ lewis where is it!! i know you've got a ton of selfies!! where are they!!!!
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can’t believe all AL east teams suck so bad. they only had one (1) job: to defeat the evil. and yet, they spectacularly failed. smh.
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i am boo boo the lying clown
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i can’t believe Bill said ‘sike, i’ve got hot girl shit to do’ and ended up in DBD instead of fucking dying properly
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excuse me i just got out of bed for this
#petra.txt#smh!!!!!#petra plays mass effect#hope it unlocks soon :/#at least it says 14th now when i bought it it said 15th
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if y'all ever come across cute goodra or drampa posts I beg u to send them to me
#i lvoe them so much going thdu their tags is gonna make me cry#i wish i had plushies of them#does official drampa merch even exist#i feel like he got totally glossed over nobody appreciated him#SMH!!!!!#happy fun time with good ol bob
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this man said today that culture is chaos theory because it follows a random pattern that is impossible for us (sociologists) to fully research lmao
chaos theory is the idea that processes in nature we perceive to be random are actually not random at all and can be measured
this is like the argumentative equivalent of saying “curiosity killed the cat” lol youre forgetting the whole idea of the phrase that SATISFACTION BROUGHT IT BACK
#petition to stop sociologists from using theories from other fields because we dont know what they mean and we use them incorrectly#smh!!!!!#redwoods words
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#look man I’m just hungry!!!!!#but when I said I was hungry for lunch they laughed at me#so if I say I’m hungry for dinner#guess what???#smh!!!!!
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imagine wanting to do drafts but ur muse is all like
#✮╎┇❛ 𝐍𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐒 ❜┇╎ .ooc.#SMH!!!!!#i fully intended to do drafts he just wouldn't cooperate#son Please..........#tbd
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