#SMH!!!!!

[plumadot]

Beware. >:D

i will punch u with bread again!!!!!!

[rainingincale]

Bro wtf am I doing, it's headphones time!!

[gaydelgard]

i knew this bitch was gonna say that

[kyousei]

thanks for liking my post 👍

you threatened me with violence if i didnt

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[yet-another-clown]

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[ahogedetective]

Izuru catches Shuichi before he can land on the ground. By the back of his jacket....

"... Your cat-like tendencies are getting out of hand, Shuichi. Climbing trees and perching yourself on them? What's next, knocking over various breakable items for attention?"

@91cmspoilers (( KHJSDGSADASD SHUICHI?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE??? )

@91cmspoilers !!!!

"...Ah-" The screaming he had been doing just a few seconds ago when he was falling, comes to an abrupt stop when Izuru thankfully catches him before he could hit the ground! "I-Izuru...." The relieved smile he gives would probably look a lot more grateful... if he wasn't extremely embarrassed being held up by the back of his jacket! Like holding up a naughty cat from doing something reckless and hurting itself....

"Th...Thank you.... a-and listen!! It wasn't me trying to be a cat this time, I-I swear!! N-Nor would I do that just for attention...!!! A-Anyway, I um... saw this stray cat on top the tree a-and thought it needed rescuing! So I climbed it and was inching closer until the branch broke... and the cat immediately jumped off and landed safely before scurrying off.... guess it didn't need saving after all, huh! Ahaha! h-haha....."

A long pause, and now he's hanging his head low. His face is so red from embarrassment, he could die...!!! "Please erase this from your memoryyyy...."

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[krembruleed]

astarion is cheating

[blaithnne]

Live Mel reaction

[adiabat]

my phd supervisor is notoriously lax on fieldwork safety but he’s also 6’7 so it’s like yeah dude no wonder you’ve never had to worry about bears they see you coming and are like oh fuck it’s the slenderman

[sugarbear2001]

I hope Chappell Roan keeps making horny songs about lesbian sex. If the straights can have filthy sex songs so can sapphics.

[murrpa]

I. BEG. YOU. FINEST. FUCKING. PARDON.

[frosthetix]

some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies

tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper

[hinamie]

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