#SLAPPIN THEM TOGETHER

[fleurladari-a]

👀 (litleo time... I know Silva isn't my muse but could I see one for her too?)

" well we can't be sure of it. "

As likely as it was. They wouldn't know for sure till samples were collected, both of DNA and of the ULTRA variety. Perhaps he might even be able to reach out to the URS again, he would hardly be opposed to it...He enjoys their company--at least Phyco and Dulse, the second of which was...interesting. He'd need to talk to Xerosic about it either way.

The more they knew the better.

" that being said, it's quite obvious, even without the literal confirmation. i will be curious to see if the genetic footprint will be identical to my own and malva's or not. "

A hum, before he turned back towards Perilys. His admin, one whom he relied quite heavily upon when it came to the psychological aspect. Though he doubted he would need to condition--nor have the capacity and time to fully--any of the test subjects, she was useful for talks as well as anything else.

After all, she would be apart of the counseling staff, publicly 'outsourced' and 'collaborated' with Lysandre Labs. Even if the reality was a little more direct. Before then, he had a very simple request for her.

" i would like you to go to alola. your pokemon is there, reconnect a little. but make sure not to let our little battery see you. "

He took a few steps forward till he was right in front of her, a hand pressing over her arm and squeezing just a little bit.

" i can trust you not to alert it of our presence, can't i? "

Silence at first, then a nod. He knew her best, she could figure it out. There was a moment longer where his grip seemed to tighten...before loosing and letting go. A smile crossing his face.

" i'd like to know how it is, if you DO feel like you can interact without it feeling, mmh...cornered. do so. i know it quite trusted you. just be weary of those skulls, they're a rowdy bunch. "

Or maybe, just trusted the key ring. Either way.

A Conversation Mention. ( accepting ! )

[cameronsprincess]

thinking about… blue collar!rafe coming home after a week away and he fucks you real good on the couch.

CW: blue collar!rafe, lineman!rafe, soft!rafe, unprotected piv sex, ass slapping, praise and dirty talk.

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it’d been an entire week since he’d left for florida. his job needed all hands on deck after a hurricane had went through, and rafe, as usual, had to leave immediately and would be gone for an entire week.

you’d been checking life360 non-stop, watching and waiting until he got home. you missed him. you missed his face, his smell, his lips on yours, the feel of his strong arms around your waist at night as the two of you slept. but you were also really horny, and ready for your man to come home and fuck you good just like he always did after time away.

you squeal in excitement when your phone pings, a life360 notification letting you know he was finally home. you rush out to the front porch, jumping up and down and squealing as you watch his truck pull into the driveway.

once he’s parked and out of the truck, you take off running, jumping into his open arms and wrapping your legs around his waist. the two of you waste no time in kissing one another, mouths moving fervently together, teeth and tongues clashing as he holds you tightly against his body.

he breaks the kiss, looking into your eyes and smiling. “missed ya, sweetheart.”

your smile grows. “i missed you so much more! i’m so happy you’re home!”

he starts walking toward the front door, his right arm under the curve of your ass, supporting your weight and carrying you inside the house.

he kicks the door shut with his boot, dropping his bag on the floor and locking the door before he carries you to the couch, dropping you down onto it.

“know what i missed more than your pretty face?” he asks, smirking.

you bat your lashes and bite at the inside of your cheek, “i dunno, what?” you ask innocently.

he grips the hem of his work t-shirt, pulling it up and over his head, tossing it to the floor before undoing his belt. “missed that sweet little pussy. my cocks been achin’ for the feel of your warm, wet cunt wrapped tightly ‘round it.”

your cheeks instantly heat at his filthy words, your pussy throbbing as you watch him slide his dark denim jeans and boxers down his legs. his hard cock springs free, slapping just below his belly button. your eyes zero in on his perfectly mushroomed tip, already dripping precum.

“fuck, i missed you so much rafe, please fuck me.”

he grins, taking one long step toward you. he leans forward, gripping your ankles and pulling you toward him. he wastes no time in stripping you of your tight biker shorts and cropped tank top, leaving you in nothing but your black lace panties and bra.

“so fuckin’ pretty, my girls a smoke show.”

you blush at his praise, you always loved how beautiful he made you feel, always reminding you of how beautiful you were.

his long fingers dip into the waistband of your panties, slowly sliding them down your legs and tossing them behind him. his eyes flit down to your soaked pussy, his bottom lip brought between his teeth. “jesus christ, never seen nothin’ so pretty. already so wet f’me, go on, flip over, on your knees, ass out.”

you quickly obey his command, flipping so your back is to him. your hands grip at the back of the couch, tits pressed firmly against the cushions as you poke your ass out, swaying it side to side for him.

“fuck me, baby. please, need to feel your cock inside me!”

rafe lands two harsh slaps to your ass cheeks, making you squeal in surprise. his large hands harshly grip at the flesh, jiggling it in his hands before he slaps your ass again.

“such a needy little thing ain’t ya? beggin’ to be fucked.”

you moan out in response when he slaps your ass again. he grips his hard cock in his hands, sliding his swollen head through your slick folds. you push your ass out further, chasing the feel of him stretching you out. he chuckles, slapping your ass with his free hand and shoving his entire length inside you without warning.

you scream his name, letting your face fall into the couch cushions as you dig your nails into the back of it.

“fuck, sweetheart. your pussy is squeezin’ me so tight, i think she missed me.”

he places both hands firmly on your hips, using them as support as he begins fucking himself into you. he uses his hands on your hips to pull you back onto his cock, meeting each of his harsh thrusts.

nothing but the sounds of both your heavy breathing, moans and groans and the squelching of your pussy fill the room. rafe fucks into you hard and fast, the head of his dick repeatedly hitting at your g-spot.

your pussy clamps down around him, squeezing him tightly, causing him to groan. “shit, gonna cum inside this pretty pussy, love watchin’ my cum leak outta you.”

you whimper, your pussy pulsing as he continues to brutally pound himself in and out of you. “r-rafe, gonna… shit! gonna cum!”

“yeah? my girl gonna cum all over my cock? go on baby, cum f’me.”

rafe removes his right hand from your hip, splaying it on your stomach before running down and finding your clit. he begins running slow circles around the puffy, sensitive bud.

you moan loudly as your pussy pulses, your lower belly tightening. a warm feeling washes over your entire body, an explosion of pleasure rushing through you as you come undone around his cock. “ffffuck! i love you! holy shit!” you cry out, legs shaking.

rafe’s thrusts grow sloppy, his dick swelling inside you. you feel him twitch inside you, giving one final thrust, burying himself to the hilt before he cums too, spilling deep inside you.

the two of you are spent by the time he slowly pulls himself from inside you. he plops down on the couch beside you, head thrown back and hands clasped together on his chest. he opens one eye and turns his head to face you, “i love you, sweetheart. missed you tons.”

you fall into his arms, curling up into a ball in his lap as he softly strokes your hair. “i love you too, missed you more.”

feedback is very appreciated! ❤️

[joannebernice]

Cat FIGHT!!!

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Pose Pack By @joannebernice & @haziewhims

I was having a little chat with @haziewhims the other day and we got a little excited about the idea of catfight pose set. So after a week or so of collaboration, we put together a nice set for all your moody, bitchy, face slappin’, hair pulling girls.

Whether she’s a slapper, a puncher, a brawler i think there is a pose in the pack that you can use in your story. OR maybe there's a pose there that you didn’t think you needed til you saw it!

There is 29 poses in this pack. This comes with its own custom icons so its easy to find. You will need to play these in game, these are not for CAS. You will need Andrew’s Pose Player for these to work well! USE X2 OR X3 TELEPORTERS WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO POSE TOGETHER. There is obviously some clipping in some of the poses which is completely unavoidable, and naturally with hair, big boobies, and big muscly men .. there will be clipping anyway. 

I used this handbag for the bag smacking poses. But most bags will work.

Like it if you download it, Tag us if you like for your pix.

>>DOWNLOAD IT HERE<<

Happy Simming! And thankyou Hazie for making this pack with me.

[afterdarkprincess]

You know with how much they are really focusing Sami/Jey and not just what the guys are doing, but segments, storylines, and overall content put out by WWE makes we wonder what the angle is here. It has to be on purpose, right? Either they are getting their last hurrahs in before they move on to other stories, or that connection is going to be important to their new stories.

I really hope that it's not them getting the last of it before moving on, and I don't THINK thats the case (but who knows) Both Sami and Jey individually are very much over and popular with the crowds, based on how much they're pushing Jey in terms of Merch, his ad appearances I don't think he's going anywhere anytime soon. Their storylines are so intertwined, as much as I REALLY REALLY want Jey to have a singles run I'm almost wondering if they're going to keep them tagging together or something like that? Or I would be happy if they're just in their own little faction together- them against the world 🥺

Who knows what Triple H's plans are at this point, I do have trust in him and the rest of creative to let them cook, but fanfic is there for when they let me down.

TL;DR- as long as Sami and Jey keep makin' moon eyes at each other and slappin' tiddy and hugging like they'll die if they won't, I'll be happy lol

[ask--reiji--sakamaki]

{ @the-coincidence-child } { LONG BUT I LOVE THEM SM SORRY }

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The clock ticked, and ticked, and ticked. The minutes going by slow as Aslan waiting in the office with the principal waiting for Reiji to show up, per usual Reiji was on time coming in the room Aslan didn't even need to turn around to know it was him. Aslan was like that, he memorized foot steps-breathing-smells-tone and so on. Because his vampirac powers weren't exactly fully there/controlled he struggled a lot unlike the other kids who seemed to be better at it.

Of course, Aslan being a half breed made him a easy target for bullying. At the start of school Aslan has always faced hate. People either, hurt him-babied him and again SO ON. The whole so on thing pissed him off. He had to learn to how to defend himself and prove he was way stronger, this meant he ended up fighting a lot in school. Beating Subaru and even LAITO in getting the most suspensions and near expulsions. Once again Aslan is sitting in the office for the third time this week for fighting with another student, however injuring this kid more ways then one.

'Mr. Sakamaki how grateful we are to see you. It seems little Aslan got into another fight again..' Said Aslan's counselor. Yes his quietness and other issues made the school give him a counselor to stay in the classroom at all times watching him and to eat lunch with. He's such a loner that the school gave him someone to eat lunch with. Sad isn't it. 'His behaviour is getting worse, he broke both of the child's arms including his ribs. if he gets into another fight at all this year he's going to need to have to expelled from school, he's already at 39 suspensions—'

'And if it wasn't for you or your father we would unenroll him immediately..! 40 suspensions is almost near this is the last straw I am done with this child. Honestly where did he come from..' The principal shouted, putting her hands pinching her nasal. 'His high scores in class and you begging are the only thing keeping him at ryutei high. He's once again suspended for the remaining week, if he fights-talks back-breaks any other rule in this school he's out. Now get out of my sight.' She said sternly.

"Bitch..." He murmured. 'Don't make it two weeks Aslan.!.' His counselor loudly whispered. Aslan looks to Reiji for a minute, his eyes filled with much feeling. It was easy to tell that yes lately he's been more out of it, more snappy to. He lets himself be dragged away rolling his eyes as he sticks his tongue out to the principal. Every slam of each door Reiji and him walked through was loud, he as well blocked out every word Reiji said to him. However every step the two took with hand in hand was quiet so quiet in fact he didn't realize the two where in the house together. What room he was dragged to, not making eye contact with Reiji his expression completely blank seeming unfazed, rolling his eyes.. This kid was such a struggle wasn't he?. He didn't snap out of it until——

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Reiji simply couldn't believe this was happening, he could have sworn that he had already had a very frank conversation with Aslan about his behavior at school, but apparently it wasn't enough.

Hearing from the principal and the counselor about the child's attitudes made him totally uncomfortable, but there was also something that intrigued him, did the school administration do nothing about the intimidation that Aslan suffered from classmates?

— I apologize for the foolish behavior and my nephew, I will talk to him at home. However, I wonder what actions were taken regarding the bullying that my nephew has been receiving for a while, maybe the situation had not reached such a deplorable point.

— Again I apologize for his behavior, and I will be much stricter with that child, however I ask that you do not speak in that tone, after all, you are talking to me, not to him.

He squints a little irritated at that director, but soon leaves the room pulling Aslan with him, he was holding back from slapping that child right there. As soon as they finally arrived home, Reiji grabbed the child's ear and pulled him up, lifting him off the ground a little.

— Frankly, what do I do with you? I will send all support to that boy you hurt. I'll also keep an eye out for any bullying you're getting, but for now, don't get into any trouble, you hear me?

[thefearofcod]

stop making custom composite volumes. stop slappin a bunch of stuff together between the same boards. stop making sammelbands and stop putting them on my desk

[sirenscallco]

Am I? Only 3D Printing Hera’s whole room from the Ghost?

Damn right, my Kanan and Hera black series figures need a place to ✨ sleep ✨

Hera Bed Start Piece: 10 hrs

Hera Bed Middle Piece: 28 hrs

Working on the end piece before I move to print the back wall at another date.

The ladder will take 3 hrs so maybe that’ll be something for this weekend.

I won’t be painting or sanding properly. Just using Space Grey PLA and slappin’ them together.

[transsexualunderground]

Hello Mr. Jade Prideoftheline, you may be reconized me as @Susan363 who's often posting hcs, incorrect quotes and ideas on Olivia's blog. I send this message to you because I wanted to say that I really adored your Anpanman oc, Kaitojishaku. Despite not knowing much about him, I can see that he's a very funny character, and the idea that he and Horrorman are just a "dumb@sses in love" couple? Mwah! Chef kiss. 💋🤌

I really wanted to know more about Kaito, I would like to resquest that you put on his design, I know that he is suppose to be a magnet but I can only picture his head as a U size magnet. I hope that this isn't much to ask!

Oh yes yes of course! I can give a whole damn infodump about good ol' Kaito!

For posterity's sake, though, I'm slappin' this under a readmore. This is a long dang infodump!

Name: Kaitojishaku... or, that's their alias as a thief. Their real name is... last name Jishaku, given name Kaito. How creative. However, each "Kaito" is spelled differently in Japanese. The "Kaito" in their alias means "phantom thief" and the "Kaito" in their actual name is spelled in the way a given name might be spelled. Different kanji.

Pronouns: he/she/they. Albeit I think they'd be open to more. In Japanese, I think they'd tend toward the neutral and formal watashi for their "I" pronoun, just to amp up their dramatic phantom thief vibes.

Kaitojishaku was conceptualized to fill in a niche I didn't think was filled in the Anpanman 'verse: a gentleman thief/phantom thief archetype!

And of course, what's better at grabbing shiny things than a magnet? So, Kaitojishaku was born! And I started by making them the very fun flavor of morally grey that the Anpan-verse tends to lack. It's very black-and-white there, so I thought, let's throw some well-intentioned light grey in there!

Now onto design. Here is the very first piece of Kaito art, I'd say circa... August o' 2022?

Their design has changed a little since then due to interpretations from my good pal @olivias-hyperfixation-corner. Olivia interpreted their thiefy mask as cat-eye glasses, and I loved the thought of these being sorta... both! Kaito's metal body that isn't made of magnets and just metal got reinterpreted into a turtleneck sweater. So they just... kinda don't wear pants, ig.

But I did once draw them in an alternate outfit to show further limb motion and further establish their disproportionately long arms as intentional!

Oh, and their eyeshadow(?) changed a bit.

Kaito's two-tone design was definitely inspired by ENA.

Now, onto lore!

Kaitojishaku was created by a smithing fairy (think about how Uncle Jam is a baker and a fairy) named Anvil in a steampunky city that'd be a solid sleeper train's trip away from the main town in the show.

She was given two powerful gifts by Anvil. One was a jacket filled with pockets upon pockets. He can basically cartoonishly pull larger objects outta 'em. Bag of holding style.

The other gift he was given was a staff/cane of sorts in order to help him push off from any metal surfaces he encountered, but he didn't really seem to get it, instead getting frustrated with the world around him being something he just kept getting stuck to.

She left in the night, climbing up a nearby mountain as a thunderstorm raged. Yelling to the heavens on a cliffside, they were struck by lightning.

They fell down the cliff. For months, they were just... dead. In pieces. Magnet bits. All that was found of them when the town looked for them was their cane.

But... THEY LIVED. Kaito's pieces clicked themselves back together, but when they came to, their memory was scrambled, only a vague visage of a shiny city left in their thoughts alongside their name.

Their first place of residence was an abandoned baikin-lair they turned into a bunker of sorts. They decided with their name and their tendency toward shiny things, their purpose in life must be stealing. So, that's their thing for a little bit. Until it starts upsetting people. So now their thing is stealing and then immediately giving it back if they weren't supposed to take it.

Their first encounter with Anpanman involves her just grabbing a piece of his head very casually, and then when Anpanman's rightfully confused and distraught, she's just all "oh, did ya want that back? Sorry, here ya go." And then she just presses on. Anpanman says something along the lines of "How strange... nobody else just takes like that except... Baikinman."

Upon hearing this name, Kaito decides that this Baikinman fellow is worth meeting. A fellow thief! They make their way to the Baikincastle and introduce themself to both Dokinchan and Baikinman. Baikinman tells Kaito of his plots against Anpanman, and Kaito thinks it's all in good fun, so he agrees to help. He wants Kaito to go steal an anpan head so he can screw it up and replace Anpanman's head with it.

Kaito proceeds to leave and take WAYYYY too long at the bakery just having pleasant conversation with the bakery gang. They even end up politely asking to take some bread with them!

And they do! Off they go sneaking an entire head of anpan and not sneaking some additional bread for their new friends Baikinman and Dokinchan!

By the time they get back, it's been hours. Horrorman now pops in calling to Baikinman and Dokinchan because he made lunch and he's the only competent cook in this house, before he goes "oh, who's this, hora?"

And then Horrorman and Kaitojishaku hit it off immediately. Horrorman's willing to be nice to literally anyone and go with their plans until it turns out That's Bad and Kaitojishaku is willing to steal from literally anyone until it turns out That's Bad. They've a lot in common in that way, lol. This Is Relevant Later.

Baikinman baikinsciences the anpan head into a messed up one. He lures the bakery gang out and gets Dokinchan and Horrorman to guard all the entrances so Anpanman can't get a new head.

But this Messed Up And Evil Head is... not working as intended. It kinda just gives Anpanman an existential crisis. It was supposed to, y'know, make him evil for a bit, maybe.

Kaito realizes, hey, wait, that's just a dick move! Ain't that, like, psychological torture. So, time for a bit of counterstealing!

They go to the back door and... just ask Horrorman to let them in, because they need a favor. And "every good thief has a few accomplices!"

So he does. And Kaito gets a new anpan head! But Dokinchan notices and tries to put a stop to this. And her and Horrorman bicker a bit over this before Kaito throws a smoke bomb and with their epic phantom thief skills, scurries off.

They replace Anpanman's head after asking a very "distracted with trying to figure out how to improvise an anpan head" Jam and Batako if they would rather do the honors (and is ignored because they're absolutely frantic rn), they chuck the head onto Anpanman, typical genki hyakubai, anpunch, baibaikin.

Things calm down, and Anpanman says they really don't have to steal.

But Kaito argues that it's his purpose in life.

Anpanman says it doesn't have to be.

Kaito just asks why Baikinman is allowed to have his purpose be defeating Anpanman, if that's the case.

The truth is, Anpanman thinks Baikinman's too dead-set, but Kaitojishaku seems more receptive to change.

But Kaito's not ready just yet. They say that maybe their stealint will benefit everyone next time, and with another smoke bomb, they disappear.

Then the Hoshi story ensues! You've already seen that, but I'll link it for everyone else reading.

During that, Kaito has resolved to their new "stealing with permission, mostly" outlook, such as... "stealing" free samples. Or rocks off the ground. Or Hoshi back from Baikinman.

After that, there's the plotlines Olivia mentioned such as sleepovers, but I also have plans for another plot where Kaito meets their maker - literally! In Anpanman movie fashion, heheh. Good things happen there, worry not.

Oh. And I forgot Kaito's houseboat. Alongside their bunker, they have a houseboat they found abandoned and took up after realizing how big the world is. They name it the Kaito Go after the Anpanman Go, but, Sailorkun tells them most boats usually have SS before their name... so now it's the SS Kaito Go. It's just a tidy little vintage houseboat. Cozy!

But lastly, let me talk about their personality. Kaito tries to be very cool and sneaky and stylish, but they're also just silly at times. Their magnet hands will get stuck to their magnet body, for example. They have a knack for dramatics and tend to be very bombastic and energetic. But they also have a more caring, calmer side. That's the side that tends to get philisophical and all that. And in truth, they're more naive than one might think. They were created an adult, but barely had anyone to teach them... a lot, really. they don't have the basics down. They have random strings of advanced concepts known, though, so it's a big ol' scramble of things.

Kaito tries their best, honestly, and they don't mean harm. But they do wanna go grab loot and break into places and look cool doing it. And who can blame 'em?

So, that's Kaito.

[sunmoonclouds]

hiiiiii welcome to my lmk blog

slappin together an intro post to christian this blog or whatever. like breaking a champagne bottle on the hull of a ship or something. honestly idek if im gonna use this blog yet but yknow if i get the impulse i dont wanna have to do a bunch of prep work before i can so here we are.

i use they/them and am an adult. i dont feel comfortable divulging much else but that seems like the most necessary. and as for a name idek what i want to be called In General so if you need a name just make one the fuck up, probably based on my url or just the whole thing so i know you mean me. maybe not just "sun" though. anything else though go wild have fun maybe I'll finally FINALLY feel settled on a name.

slapping the rest under the cut bc hoooly shit. I'll slap a tldr at the bottom too but everything else is very extraneous no worries.

also as you may have noticed already i have severe yap disease. It Is Terminal i fear. but jokes aside i currently have a bad habit of Rambling For Actual Fucking Ever! i apologize in advance and ask for your patience in this difficult time etc etc whatever but in all seriousness this has happened to me before so i have reason to believe it'll get better eventually. it is seriously literally for real just a phase i prommy. or at least i hope so but yknow.

anyway onto actual lmk stuff. my faves r the monkey trio (which is another point in my long long trend of picking vanilla freaking ice cream as my favorite like come onnnnn) but yeah they're the ever 2 me. especially mk when hitting on his monkey plot thread it makes me want 2 eat my phone and chew thru drywall (/v v pos i tend to feel bitey when extremely excited) (i will read every monkey mk fic out there) (mark my words) (this is a threat /lh) but honestly i love them All. i will try and restrain myself from that sidebar tho. [flashbacks to the employment status incident.] . anyway continuing with more In General, i really like everyone's relationship dynamics too and love reading all sorts of fanfic with different takes on them!! like ofc i have my limits but im not picky i loooove different interpretations and angles. and with ships im pretty go with the flow (as long as its not weird). like I'll read just abt anything (as long as its not weird) especially if the writer can get me invested and they do majority of the time so! ya.

my url is based on the monkey trio like sun moon duh but clouds ive seen mk associated with a lot. like stars is the obvious continuation of that trope or w/e you'd call it but the boy has got more cloud vibes i think. also i think ive seen people translate his name to "little cloud" or he was just Called that? like a fanon term of endearment? it was probably a mistranslation or i am completely misremembering everything and just. mixed something up along the way. but regardless. he is now cloud boy.

✨tldr✨

idek if im gonna use this blog yet but im just prepping it in case i do

they/them, adult

if you need a name just make something up, probably from my url or just use it wholesale. maybe not just "sun" on its own though. otherwise as long i understand you're referring to me then hooray the name has served its purpose

disclaimer: i have terminal Will Not Shut Up Disease. but I'll probably get better. one day.

my faves are the monkey trio! (not very unique i know) especially mk in his monkey plot thread! i will consume every monkey mk fic out there mark my words-

but really i do enjoy everyone, especially their various relationship dynamics!

I'll read just about anything in terms of relationship interpretations and ships (as long as it's not weird) as people are so talented in making them interesting and getting me invested!

my url is a monkey trio reference! the cloud part might originate from me misremembering something, but mks just cloud boy to me now ig.

(ps if you know who i am NO YOU DONT!!! i doubt anyone would be able to Tell if they even found this but. im just not ready to deal with that yet. h.)

(pps i know this intro post is ass i will replace it one day but for now it'll do)

[jadespam]

me and my friend casey keep track of funny stuff we say like our own little quote book and these are some of my favorite quotes without giving context

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"I'm just saying there are comedic elements in the bible." - jade

"like the crucifixion?" - audrey

"yes. like the crucifixion." - jade

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"do you reckon if I cummed for Jeff bezos I'd get my next amazon delivery free?" - emma

"my friend, you would get priority shipping." - jade

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"do your fish be flippin and slappin?" - jade

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"I have an unconditional and romantic love for dharr man." - some random girl on the street

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"life without a comically large cowboy hat isn't a life I want to live" - jade

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"no I mean when james and aaron were playing s-" - mio

"if you call it soccer I will personally fondle your mother beyond repair" - jade

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"lung cancer is in nowadays" - casey complaining about vaping

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"you know what that means.. we should sleep together in spite!" - finn

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"nathan, he doesn't have a disability he just has a red nose-" - doireann talking to Nathan about rudolph

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"looks like SOMEONE isn't getting a CHRISTMAS CARD this year." - oliver

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"I'm sorry but your baby is a fat cunt and he looks like a beef wellington" - jade

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"WHAT THE FUCK DOES FLAVORED MILK HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SLAVERY?!?" - jade

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"elliot get your balls out of my dishwasher before I scrub them with sandpaper" - jade

"well where else am I supposed to put them?" - elliot

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"the bible was inspired by scooby doo thats literally common knowledge" - jade

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"don't worry I combusted platonically" - jade

"thank god I thought you were flirting with me" -casey

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"for fucks sake can't no nut I can't not nut" - emma on no nut november

[liminal-lesbian]

*artakha slappin them together*

Ya nah, I don't think Mata Nui's alarm clock needs to be THAT complex, I'll just use whatever. Save the good parts for those sweet adaptive armour sets. Who are they for? Dunno, I just like the vibe

I really like how like ancient? and "clunky" the first sets looked

They had this rough esthetic to them making it look like they actually were built hundreds of years ago

Also i like to imagine the toa were kinda a rushed job

Their creator didnt have enough resources so we have limbs only being useful for holding weapons, thin limbs, the entire gear system on the top being exposed etc.

[candyredmusings]

Original Draft Ginger Snaps (2000) Sentence Starters

Sentence Starters taken from the first draft script of Ginger Snaps (2000) Feel free to change any gendered terms and pronouns or whatever else you need !

CW for NSFT.

“Ever try bein' different? And I don't mean jus' thinkin' about it, either”

“[NAME] an' I? Went for different. Big time.”

“[NAME]. Quit dickin' around.”

“We're seriously tight. Share everything. Everything.”

“You said it wouldn't hurt!“

“We do everything together. But, at fifteen? A chick can change. Ya know?”

“Don't get me wrong. It's not like we were all happy or nothin' to begin with.”

“The fuck, [NAME]. Take a picture already.”

“ We were always considered freaks. For as long as I can remember, there was Us. And there was Them.”

“[NAME]. What does it mean for you?”

“Means there's more to life than -- well, life.”

“Some of Them did seem to wanna reach [NAME], but nobody wanned to reach me.”

“Nobody wanned to reach me.”

“Like I cared.”

“Gawd, People! They hurt my brain!”

“See? She's weird, but hot.”

“Sad. Must be hard to think with your brains slappin' around your thighs like that all day.”

“We didn't do guys. Guys were too gross.”

“The only thing worse than most teenage boys are most teenage girls.”

“I feel sick.”

“I HATE her. Like to feed her ground glass with tacks for dessert. Then make her puke it back up and swallow it again until she's like shredded to a bazillion pieces from the inside out...”

“'Kay, here's the weird thing about me. I dig dead stuff.”

“Why are you looking at me like that? Do I look - different?”

“For smart girls, we could be pretty dumb.”

“She's completely paranoid!“

“Well I've been checking panties for four years now.”

“Can't take her 'attention'. She grosses me out.”

“Can't believe she's our mother.”

“Hey. You smell somethin' gross?”

“I couldn't remember [NAME] crying, ever.”

“ No! Not tellin' anybody! [NAME]?! Nobody.”

“That booze - straight to my head, man.”

“Mmm! Sad, but [NAME]’s egg salad  is her best thing. Like that she can do.”

“ Yeah. I crave. Ya know?“

“ Hey. So. Nice day, blah blah blah. Got any smoke?”

“I know, I look like an asshole.“

“ I liked it. I liked it a lot. I feel all fuckin' goofy now. Like, I dunno. Like .happy?”

“It's sick but - I'm all like horny.”

“Okay, you aren't a kid. You're a young adult. With some issues. Let's explore them.”

“Whoa. Can't believe you never had a boyfriend...”

“My life is basically over.”

“Don't ever fuck with me like that again.”

“You keep our lil' secret and I  do you.”

“You're fucked without me.“

“Truth is, she was a pain in the ass.”

“Do you think some people deserve to die?”

“Hey. Sorry. I really did think you were. Like. Not bad. So you know, whatever.”

[numbaoneflaya]

Vincent metzger breasts. cupping vincent metzgers breasts rn. thick dark hair all over em. I know he got them pecs swole af ,squishy though, and then hard when u grab em while he flexes. This is a Vincent tit zone only. currently slappin em back and forth so they make a noise. squishin em together. Vincent Metzger tummy trail full of hair down to his...thighs. Too relaxed for a defined 6pack while hes laying down so its just soft belly and hips sort of juttin out a lil. Maybe hes buckin. Vincents big hands and long nails and deep laughs bubblin outta his chest. Vincentttt. sensitive deep scars i know hes shuddering when a tongue traces along them. hmm

[ambreiiigns]

so i didn't watch Anything today but yesterday. maxxxine it. fucks so hard. pearl is still the superior movie of the series but i was lile secretly worried abt maxxxine blowing it and 20 mins in i was like HOW COULD I EVER DOUBT YOU MIA GOTH!!!! 20 MINUTES IN I GOT GENITAL MUTILATION SPECIFICALLY VERY LITERAL BALL BUSTING I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR AND TOOK A WALK AROUND THE HOUSE TO CALM DOWN OR ELSE I WASN'T GONNA FOCUS. it was fun & exciting & visually stunning Obviously i wanna say the story and final reveal and all was. kinda mid. but it's fine like i didn't care for it but the Fun of everything else made up for it. it was weird. lots of characters who are barely relevant but feel like they wanna be so it just leaves you a taste of Unfinished ? i feel like it kinda Lost the slashery-esque vibes the first two had going it very barely feels like horror at this point but i think it ties the series together nicely like it's ok if it gets wordier they were Finishing A Story. and the sfx were slappin good so i don't care. girlbossing to success that's FINE with me!!!!! idc. it was fun i liked it :)

in a violent nature was. So So Weird. i was so excited to watch it bc i heard it was like A New Fresh Slasher Movie Icon Wow!!!!! so. i was so hyped. and i don't wanna say i was disappointed but it surely is not what you expect. it's insane. like every single storybeat is something you've already seen in a friday the 13th (which is not a critique i will never mind a slasher movie being formulaic like if you do something new that's cool but if you stick to the plan i will Never complain. that is what i'm here for.) BUT the way it's shot is like. argh. it feels like a natgeo documentary and i say this so politely. which goes w the Theme of the movie where they keep implying that the killer is like a mindless wild animal and that Nature itself is out to get you it really does work incredibly well but it's so strange. bc you expect slashers to be so silly and campy and over the top and this is so quiet? the camerawork is so weird the framing the movements are So Weird. it's not super cinematic i don't know how to explain ittttt but. yk. but then the kills. some of them were off screen which made me sad but the majority that were on screen HOLY SHIIIT MY DUDEEEEE GO OFFFF it was SO GOOD SO GOOD. THE ONE. IF YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE YOU KNOW THE ONE. W THE HOOK THROUGH THE STOMACH INTO HER HEAD AND THEN HER HEAD GOES THROUGH HER STOMACH AND HE KICKS HER OFF A CLIFF HOLY SHIIIIT SOOOOO FUN THE WAY I WAS CHEERING!!!! but it being Like This kind of. disrupts the idea that the killer is mindless like an animal???? like. a feeling i kept having was that it had some cool ideas but never committed 100% it always did something that Interrupted that concept and ruined it. yk? like the camerawork is always like distant and impersonal except for that one or two scenes were it's almost traditionally cinematographic. the killer is mindless except he gets a flashback w his Motivational Dead Mother so now it feels like he's on a mission. yk?? a bunch of stuff. idk. the ending segment w the final girl is so unbelievably stunning tho it's just good. it's so much of johnny the slasher walking thru the woods filmed from behind and the lighting changing from day to night but it's not boring. really weird watch to make opinions on

and then stopmotion i don't even know what to say about it. it's incredibly good and weird and it has a certain post 2000s pretentiousness about it but it backs it up by HAVING ACTUAL STOP MOTION SEQUENCES AND LITTLE CREECHERS THAT ARE SO TERRIFYING AND HORRID and it even made me FLINCH at least once maybe twice. just watch it i can't even talk abt it. mommy issues are briefly at play and being consumed by your art and work is the whole point and it's done so well and the gore oh god. god god i had to call my brother into the room at some point to look at the little puppets bc they look So upsetting. insane. makes me feel crazyyyy

hi i watched three movies yesterday

[chiroptaro]

(@creaticare )

on the recommendation of this amazing batman/mha crossover by @savoirfairesuperhero!!

IM SITTING HERE GASPING AND CLUTCHUNG MY PEARLS AT THIS FIC HOLY MACKEREL???????

iam thinking so hard about the bajillion soldier/drill sergeant connections that are suddenly exploding into my head.

the personalities of the robs fits the boys SO WELL IM LIKE... SHOCKED HOLY SHIT. KIRI AND DICK BEING THE FIRST REAL POSITIVE FIGURES IN THEIR CLOSED OFF AGGRESSUVE PARTNERS(BAT/BAKU) LIVES IS INSANE.?? JASON AND BAKUGOU, GOING TOO FAR IN THEIR BATTLES AND HAVING THE SUPERIORITY/INFERIORITY COMPLEX PAIR!!! TIM AND DEKU, WORKING TOO HARD, INSANE ANALITICAL SKILLS, ALWAYS BEING UNDERESTIMATED AND THEN BLOWING PEOPLE OUTTA THE WATER!!! TODOROKI AND DAMIAN, BOTH RAISED TO BE BASICALLY SOLDIERS FROM THE AGE OF LITERALLY TODDLERS, FEELING LIKE EMOTION MAKES THEM WEAKER, NOT REALLY KNOWING HOW TO INTERACT WITH NORMAL PEOPLE....AND BRUCE AND ZAWA, COLLECTING CHILDREN & THEN SENDING THEM INTO LIFE OR DEATH SITUATIONS LEFT AND RIGHT OH MY GODS!!!!

the relationship between bakujason and midotim is SPOT FREAKIN ON. aggressive, violent encounters being a huge part of their relationship, with the more docile one still trying to get close- and then the other finally opening up and the two of them work together like MAGIC!!! MMMM

i gotta say i was HORNSWOGGLED when the lil yellow symbol was the R(tm)... i rlly expected it to be the bat, but then wouldnt zawa have one too?- and then BOOM IN MY FACE ITS THE ROBIN!!! HAD ME SLAPPIN MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH N SHIT

im YELLING over zawabruce being so whipped about these damn kids. "That's my boy." HOLY COW BRO...THEY!!

THE LITTLE STEPH/MINA BIT THERE AAAA !!!! AND I LITERALLY SQUEAKED "OH MY GODS" WHEN I READ THE BIT ABOUT DENKI AND *LIGHTNING* IM GJSKFJALAL IT FITS SO WELL...AND THE LITTLE BILL FINGER CAMEO YESSS

the way all of them use the joint memories between bats and heroes to grow and get closer to each other while solving issues between both of their personalities is absolutely scrumptious. all of them taking the chance to actually TALK because of this horrid situation that basically tripled their trauma is so satisfying to read and it was written SO well

[rattyarts]

oke bit of a tall question, but ive been wondering what transpired between Leo and his exes that led to them all collectively slappin the bug (especially with the most recent post makin me even moar curious)

Huh. This was another one of those questions I could have sworn I had already answered, but it looks like I only talked about it in IMs. So uuuuh, imma just go ahead and summarize ‘em here I guess.

Terry: By far the longest lasting relationship, these two dated for many years and were about to move in together when Terry found out about him being a hitman. This resulted in a big fight, followed by breaking up and cutting off all contact.

Jewel: Met Leo at a tattoo parlor. One of the few relationships that wasn’t entirely an awful unhealthy disaster and they actually got along really well. Like Terry, she eventually found out about the whole hitman thing. Unlike him though, she didn't bring it up and instead immediately ghosted him.

I actually don't think she ever slapped him, thinking about it. Probably would if he didn’t scare the shit out of her.

Gemma: Around the time Leo started becoming a real nasty shitheel. Most of their relationship consisted of series of gradually escalating fights which eventually ended when he called her some.... not very nice words that I won’t repeat here.

She has a decent following on Edge-stagram where she posts pictures of her cool papercraft creations. Good for her! 

Petey: SHITHEEL MODE ENGAGED. Picked Leo up at a bar using the power of peacock. This was apparently not a great basis for a relationship, however, as Petey found himself dumped at the end of the summer when his tail feathers fell out.

Currently a single dad living near the beach, where he sells a variety of tacky overpriced souvenirs and other silly trinkets. 

Brooke: This one actually started off really well, which was a nice change from the previous two... until Leo got bored of them. And cheated on them. Twice.

They found this out, and proceeded to kick his ass. Will gladly do so again.

Finny: I’ve talked about Finny a bit already and I don’t think I have much to add about their relationship, really.

On the plus side, she’s doing better now, living outside the city with her swan maiden girlfriend and their kid.

I got a whole lot of old-ass doodles and comics related to all these, but I think we’ll save the cartoon bug drama for another time.