#SKITS

[batwynn]

I just saw someone refer to an artist as a ‘content provider’ and I’m done. I’m out. Where’s the fucking time machine?

[sparkyzoid]

yeah! apple pie!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Dick: I don't know why people think I'm bisexual.

Selina: Wait, are you not bisexual?

Dick: No.

Tim: Well then why are you sitting like that?

Dick, sat in a ridiculous position: What?

Selina: You're sitting very bisexual-ly.

Dick: That- that's not a thing.

Tim: Also, the way you greet people is super bi.

Selina: Wait, how does he greet people?

Dick: *finger guns* Howdy.

Selina: Oh my god, that's so bi.

Dick: They're not real guns.

Tim: That's not- Wait, are you wearing a NASA shirt?

Dick: What's gay about NASA?

Tim: Nothing's gay about NASA.

Selina: But a lot is bi about NASA.

Tim: Specifically the apparel.

Selina: More specifically the people wearing the apparel.

Tim: *nods*

[officialcelebrity]

"Solutions in point-and-click games"

by Clair Bear Skits (clair_hawkins on TikTok and YouTube)

Background Music: Fran Bow Soundtrack

[xxlady-lunaxx]

your sanegiyuu posts have inspired me lmao. sanemi tries to ask giyuu out but is stopped/blocked by the kamado siblings who are very protective of their big brother- they hug him to block sanemi's line of sight and demand that they spend time with him haha (and they don't really like sanemi bc of their first meeting). cue sanemi trying to win the kamado siblings over lol. giyuu is ofc oblivious until tanjiro tells him that sanemi likes him. 💜

HELP THIS IS SO REAL 😭 and soso cute<3 oh god have a little of them (and sorry for not posting your other req's yet, they're in my drafts tho i promise) this as a oneshot: here

SaneGiyuu being high ig:

Sanemi's been crushing on Giyuu for a while now and, with Obanai's constant insistence, he decides to ask him out

Tanjiro picking up the heavy sent of macha tea and ohagi before Giyuu realizes that somebody's coming

"Hey, Nezuko- We should go protect Giyuu-san. Shinazugawa-san's coming this way—remember him? He might hurt him 3:>"

Nezuko's obedient nod<3

Giyuu suddenly getting bombarded by Kamado's 🫠

Sanemi coming around the corner and being all "oh shit, not these two again" when he sees the two crowding their big brother

Tanjiro peeking over his shoulder to glare at Sanemi

Giyuu tilting his head, all ?? Shinazugawa??

Nezuko tugging on Giyuu's haori. "mff 3:<< (play!!)"

Giyuu nods, picking her up (Tanjiro simultaneously skirting around so that Sanemi can't get past his blockade)

Sanemi all angy and hating how they're bringing Giyuu away

Him trying to speak like: "Tomioka- Wait- Hey- WAIT- 😭 KAJFNSIAOKM FUCK!!"

Nezuko gasps, grabs the swear jar, and tries pushing Sanemi inside

Giyuu frowning at Sanemi, saying he mustn't swear in front of innocent children

"Innocent?? They're children of the fuckin' devil!!!"

Tanjiro swatting Sanemi away

Giyuu getting protective of his siblings

Nezuko pretending to cry so Giyuu takes the Kamados away and Sanemi's left there..

Later, Sanemi trying a different tactic, bringing some sweets (he refused to sacrifice his ohagi, but he did steal some of the Sakura Mochi that Obanai had bought for Mitsuri) and some random ass stuffed animal

Waving it in Tanjiro and Nezuko's faces when Giyuu's out training

"Take it!! Oh, gods, just take it-"

The two just turning their noses up at him, glaring

He glowers back.

Giyuu coming back and Sanemi instantly trying to play nice guy, not so subtly kicking Nezuko to the side when she tries to grab his leg

"Heyy- Tomioka- Can we talk?? Somewhere priv-AHH"

(Nezuko jumped on Sanemi's back)

Sanemi deciding that he'll just play along and hopefully they'll stop ambushing them

Nezuko piggy-back riding Sanemi, and he's just carrying her around, hoisting her up and turning back to Giyuu trying to be all casual

(Unfortunately, Sanemi nearly won over Nezuko until Tanjiro snatched her back, telling Sanemi that he wasn't needed here)

Giyuu still standing at the doorway: ._.

Tanjiro didn't realize that Giyuu didn't understand yet 😭 But then Giyuu asks why Sanemi seems to be stalking him or something, constantly popping up, and Tanjiro forces himself to explain

Giyuu after he's told that Sanemi has an actual crush on him: 0///0

Tanjiro sighing

He still refused to let Sanemi ask Giyuu out until Sanemi apologized profusely to Nezuko and promised to devote his life to making Giyuu happy

which sanemi did with reluctance because he was done dealing with the kamado's but he didn't really want to drop giyuu-

For a bit into the SaneGiyuu relationship, Tanjiro and Nezuko avoided Sanemi like a plague until he won them over with his old big brother 'Nemi charms

(they're still a bit dubious about him but have warmed up to his presence at least)

(although you can be sure Tanjiro's watching him closely)

this is genuinely what my notes look like when I have something i want to write.. very messy and vague 🦦 (i can write this more properly later iyw, but I'm too tired for that rn (cue the yawns))

[iftadwascool]

this is what i imagine waking up in a isekai anime feels like

[scoriarose]

Hello everyone! I hope you've been having a wonderful holiday!

Just say Christmas!

Not everyone celebrates Christmas though! So we say Happy Holidays so everyone who follows us knows we hope they have had a good time no matter what they celebrate.

Wait, if we celebrate all the holidays does that mean we get MORE PRESENTS?!?

Mom, can we have more presents???

What would you even want?

I got zoomies!!!!!

I want... Um... You!

Haha, you have me.

Yeah. That's all I want.

How about a makeover for your room?

That sounds good too! More tunnels! That connect our hideouts! That's really cool!

Happy Holidays Everyone! I hope you have your favorite person, and are somewhere you are happy!

Zoomies! ...wait! I mean! Merry Christmas. Oh! And Happy Holidays! ... Lots of presents!

[lilynoobz]

mha lunch:

midoriya: what do you guys have for lunch? *pulls out an all might lunch box*

bakugo: bro has an all night lunch box..

uraraka: i have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and-

bakugo: broke ass lunch

denki: i have dino nuggets. beat that.

bakugo: i thought you only got stupid after using your quirk?

mina and kirishima: DAMN

denki: well what do you have for lunch then?

bakugo: *whips out a lunchable* amateurs.

[skywardheroine]

Do you know what the best thing about drawing is? I can make my own skits and nobody can stop me.

[m0thicca]

i don’t like how chibi came out but i was tired and wanted to finish this. ❤️

[radaverse]

silly dad and daughter antics #1:

Dad Jokes

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[marielucilfer]

How to convince your sister to take ugly Christmas sweater pics with you

ft. Mama V

[sparkyzoid]

oh i won da gym badge but u won my heart 🔥🔥🔥

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason, in a wig: Hello, my child.

Duke: Oh my god... Jesus, you really are white.

Jason: Yes. Well, there's multiple Jesus-es. There's a black Jesus-

Duke, excitedly: Black Jesus exists?!

Jason: Yeah, but I mean, I'm here-

Duke: No no no- Where does he live?

Jason: He lives down the street, but he's actually here right now.

Duke: *turns around* Black Jesus-?

Jefferson, in a wig: What's up?

[officialcelebrity]

"I know he was feeling it"

by Eric Sedeño (ricotaquito on TikTok)