#SKIT

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price doing the twist - Red Skelton Hour; Cauliflower Loses His Birds (1962)

[mydownloadedfyp]

Not my vid

[junesfool]

@dyed-indigo you're feeding my liufang brain, I had to draw the #s

[akarisandraws]

Silver's canonically naive don't look at me XP 

(Also, hi its me, I know I AFK'd for a hot minute there, but were so back!! ...I think!)

[wildglitch]

Hal: God, I cant get this song out of my head.

Barry: Have you tried listening to the whole thing to get rid of it?

Hal: I would, but I dont know the name. I just have this stupid line playing on repeat in my head while the melody is playing in a loop.

Barry: Idk man. Try humming it. I might know it.

Hal: allright but it gonna be bad.

Barry: Try me.

Hal: Mhhmm Nah nah nah nah la da da da da, something something and it actually, ha ha do da do duh dah dah-pleate.

Barry:...What the actual heck man-

Shazam walking by: "Sexy Drugs" by Falling in Reverse

B&H:...

Barry: *looks up and plays the song*

Hal:...sonovabitch hes right-

Or how these 2 discoverd the fact Shazam knows every song out there and just need to hear a bit of it to name it. They abuse this power way to much.

[sugercherri]

might as well post here since tiktok will go bye bye

[astro-light-space]

Do y'all think the Bat kids actually despise Brucie Wayne the billionaire playboy? Just imagine them groaning every time Bruce acts like Brucie during galas- because the tone he uses is so unusual for his normal grumpy voice. So when he speaks in that almost cheerful tone, it just catches all the bat kids so off-guard that they actually start doubting if that just happened or if they've been kidnaped and forced into living in some kind of fake simulation- and the worst part, is that Bruce knows they hate it and still does it sometimes out of nowhere just to mess with them-

*one random morning*

Tim: good morning B

Bruce: *in his B*tchboy Brucie voice* oh good morning sweetheart, I made some tea for you on the counter, don't want you all stressed in the morning *skedaddles walks out of the kitchen*

Dick who just so happened to be eating cereal in the kitchen: *drops his spoon into the bowl in shock*

Tim: *equally as confused* what just happened..? Am I having a stroke..?

*Damian and Tim having a slight argument that can get physical at any point*

Damian: I demand you take that back right this instance.

Tim: try me brat.

Bruce: *in his Brucie voice* now now kids, be nice to each other. We don't want a fight breaking out, now do we?

Damian: Father... what..???

Tim: am I having a stroke again-???

*Batman and Red Hood right after beating up some goons at a warehouse*

Jason: *putting his gun away* never going out with you again, I swear...

Bruce: *full Brucie voice* Come on now Son is this any way to talk with your father?

Jason: ... did you hit your head, old man...?

[the-lightning-static]

Do you think jason would have a different accent than his siblings because he was raised in the streets of Gotham?

Like- imagine the way they recognize Jason as Red hood, is because of his thick accent-

Red hood: good luck trying to catch me! You could never-

Batman: Jason?

Red hood: what-??

Nightwing: omg you're right- he does sound like jason-

Red hood: this is not-

Batman: Jason Peter Todd. You stop this charade and come home with us right this instance.

Red hood: (speaking in a heavy accent because he's nervous about being discovered) h-how're ya so sure I'm "Jason"!? What if I'm just som' rogue from the same place as this um... this "Jason" You're talkin' about!

Nightwing: *whispering to batman* do you see how he eats half of the letters in his words when he speaks? That's definitely Jason-

Red Hood (Jason): I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW!

[melvinandlugnut]

People keep asking me what Deadlock is about so I made this to explain

[onlytiktoks]

@a-captions-blog

[tinyideastuff]

Eva is dating too many people

[junesfool]

Have you ever drawn mu qingfang with his shitty little mustache?

oomfs gonna assassinate me for drawing mqf with the mustache

[iikisa]

a little skit i did! drawing multiple characters is such a hassle..!

info under the cut

After learning to trust their strange teacher the cram school class have decided to collectively annoy and accompany Rin whenever possible— which also includes getting free, scrumptious meals.

This Rin is a little bit of a night owl so he spends most of his mornings.. well, sleeping in. Until like 3pm.

Notice he’s always carrying his sword? 🌚

I hope you enjoy this AU as much as i do! maybe I’ll write some more about it soon.. ☺️

[nobigneil]

Astarion is not "banned" from Olive Garden!

source: teamneilnewbon

[prozdvoices]

judging your friend's letterboxd ratings