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Don wanted us to be up at the studio early- and I drank like four cups of coffee!! but now George won't get up- and we're going to be late!! but he sleeps like a bear in hibernation!! and now I'm sure Mick's gonna eat all the donuts at the studio before I can get any!!
#maybe too much coffee#i'm trembling like a rocket about to take off#i've run up and down the hallway three times#TEN HUT! MARCH!#DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MAGGOT!!#SIR YES SIR!!#jeff pilson rp#dokken rp#80s rock rp#rock star rp#classic rock rp
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
#he's such a LOSER at BEING RETIRED#amazing#keep going bud i believe in you#have fun with your movies yes sir
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Wolverine being a confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.
#I’m a gaslighter I know. I’m trying to change my deceiving ways#I love how actors stay in mind of their characters and he’s like ‘with my boyfriend’ sir stop PLAYING MIND GAMES with me ughh#hugh jackman#he did it audience dude and HE’LL do it again#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wolverine#xmen#poolverine#deadclaws#Interviewers is just like me hmm hmm#Fanboy: Don't do it Wolverine!#WOLVERINE: YES
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hi im thinking abt this bit of dialogue from the duke nukem bulletstorm dlc again. what the FUCK did he mean by this
#like pardon my french but 🤨🏳️🌈❓❓❓❓❓❓❓#edit: since the tags seem unsure abt it yes this is actual real dialogue from the game#duke nukem#retro fps#lemmie tell yall when tai showed me this for the first time i was in shock for like a good 3 hours bc PARDON SIR???
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I spray him like the misbehaving cat he is
#baldurs gate astarion#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#bg3#astarion#yes im still romancing him even though hes cringe#actually BECAUSE i think he is cringe#but i will never change for a man smh my head#get a better moral compass sir
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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the thing about art is that it was always supposed to be about us, about the human-ness of us, the impossible and beautiful reality that we (for centuries) have stood still, transfixed by music. that we can close our eyes and cry about the same book passage; the events of which aren't real and never happened. theatre in shakespeare's time was as real as it is now; we all laugh at the same cue (pursued by bear), separated hundreds of years apart.
three years ago my housemates were jamming outdoors, just messing around with their instruments, mostly just making noise. our neighbors - shy, cautious, a little sheepish - sat down and started playing. i don't really know how it happened; i was somehow in charge of dancing, barefoot and laughing - but i looked up, and our yard was full of people. kids stacked on the shoulders of parents. old couples holding hands. someone had brought sidewalk chalk; our front walk became a riot of color. someone ran in with a flute and played the most astounding solo i've ever heard in my life, upright and wiggling, skipping as she did so. she only paused because the violin player was kicking his heels up and she was laughing too hard to continue.
two weeks ago my friend and i met in the basement of her apartment complex so she could work out a piece of choreography. we have a language barrier - i'm not as good at ASL as i'd like to be (i'm still learning!) so we communicate mostly through the notes app and this strange secret language of dancers - we have the same movement vocabulary. the two of us cracking jokes at each other, giggling. there were kids in the basement too, who had been playing soccer until we took up the far corner of the room. one by one they made their slow way over like feral cats - they laid down, belly-flat against the floor, just watching. my friend and i were not in tutus - we were in slouchy shirts and leggings and socks. nothing fancy. but when i asked the kids would you like to dance too? they were immediately on their feet and spinning. i love when people dance with abandon, the wild and leggy fervor of childhood. i think it is gorgeous.
their adults showed up eventually, and a few of them said hey, let's not bother the nice ladies. but they weren't bothering us, they were just having fun - so. a few of the adults started dancing awkwardly along, and then most of the adults. someone brought down a better sound system. someone opened a watermelon and started handing out slices. it was 8 PM on a tuesday and nothing about that day was particularly special; we might as well party.
one time i hosted a free "paint along party" and about 20 adults worked quietly while i taught them how to paint nessie. one time i taught community dance classes and so many people showed up we had to move the whole thing outside. we used chairs and coatracks to balance. one time i showed up to a random band playing in a random location, and the whole thing got packed so quickly we had to open every door and window in the place.
i don't think i can tell you how much people want to be making art and engaging with art. they want to, desperately. so many people would be stunning artists, but they are lied to and told from a very young age that art only matters if it is planned, purposeful, beautiful. that if you have an idea, you need to be able to express it perfectly. this is not true. you don't get only 1 chance to communicate. you can spend a lifetime trying to display exactly 1 thing you can never quite language. you can just express the "!!??!!!"-ing-ness of being alive; that is something none of us really have a full grasp on creating. and even when we can't make what we want - god, it feels fucking good to try. and even just enjoying other artists - art inherently rewards the act of participating.
i wasn't raised wealthy. whenever i make a post about art, someone inevitably says something along the lines of well some of us aren't that lucky. i am not lucky; i am dedicated. i have a chronic condition, my hands are constantly in pain. i am not neurotypical, nor was i raised safe. i worked 5-7 jobs while some of these memories happened. i chose art because it mattered to me more than anything on this fucking planet - i would work 80 hours a week just so i could afford to write in 3 of them.
and i am still telling you - if you are called to make art, you are called to the part of you that is human. you do not have to be good at it. you do not have to have enormous amounts of privilege. you can just... give yourself permission. you can just say i'm going to make something now and then - go out and make it. raquel it won't be good though that is okay, i don't make good things every time either. besides. who decides what good even is?
you weren't called to make something because you wanted it to be good, you were called to make something because it is a basic instinct. you were taught to judge its worth and over-value perfection. you are doing something impossible. a god's ability: from nothing springs creation.
a few months ago i found a piece of sidewalk chalk and started drawing. within an hour i had somehow collected a small classroom of young children. their adults often brought their own chalk. i looked up and about fifteen families had joined me from around the block. we drew scrangly unicorns and messed up flowers and one girl asked me to draw charizard. i am not good at drawing. i basically drew an orb with wings. you would have thought i drew her the mona lisa. she dragged her mother over and pointed and said look! look what she drew for me and, in the moment, i admit i flinched (sorry, i don't -). but the mother just grinned at me. he's beautiful. and then she sat down and started drawing.
someone took a picture of it. it was in the local newspaper. the summary underneath said joyful and spontaneous artwork from local artists springs up in public gallery. in the picture, a little girl covered in chalk dust has her head thrown back, delighted. laughing.
#writeblr#warm up#this is longer than i wanted i really considered removing that part about myself and what i went thru#but i think it really fucking bothers me that EVERY time i talk about being an artist#ppl assume i just like. had the skill and ability to drop everything and pay for grad school.#like sir i grew up poor. my house wasn't a safe space. i gave up a FREE RIDE TO LAW SCHOOL. for THIS. bc i chose it.#was it fucking hard? was i choosing the hard thing?? yes.#but we need to stop seeing artists as lazy layabouts that can ''afford'' to just ''sit around and create''#when MANY - if not MOST - of us are NOT like that. we have to work our fucking ASSES off. hard work. long and hard work#part of valuing artists is recognizing the amount we sacrifice to make our art. bc it doesn't just#like HAPPEN to us. also btw it rarely has anything to do with true talent.#speaking as someone with a chronic condition i hate when ppl are like u have it easy. like actively as i'm writing this my hands r#ACTIVELY hurting me. i haven't been posting bc my left hand was curled in a claw for the last week#this isn't fucking luck. after a certain point it's not even TALENT. it's dedication & sacrifice.#''u get to flounce around and do nothing with ur life'' is a narrative that is a direct result of capitalism#imagine if we said that about literally any other profession.#''oh so u give up 10 yrs of ur life to be a doctor? u sacrifice having a social life and u get SUPER in debt?#u need to work countless hours and it will often be thankless? well i wish i was that lucky''#we should be applying that logic to landlords ONLY#''oh ur mom and dad gave u the money to buy a house? and all u did was paint it white and rent it? huh.''
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bernard: i’m going to club you on the head with a rolling pin if you don’t drag yourself from your computer and eat
tim: you wouldn’t dare!
bernard: babe, i fought an entire cult keeping up with robin - a trained professional - in hand to hand combat, yes i would dare
tim: you’re genuinely frightening… it’s hot
#bernard: now eat your tortellini i slaved over a hot stove for hours to make it#tim: yes sir…#dc#tim drake#bernard dowd#robin#red robin#batman#timbern
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My beautiful boyfriend @spellboundcities made art of the wonderful DDVAU (made by @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi respectively) and, obviously, i took that as a CHALLENGE!
So here's some fanart for a wonderful AU!
#are they holding hands? are they not holding hands? the better question is ARE YOU A NARC? /ref#i looove this au#i binge read every single thing i could when i found it months ago#and then my beloved partner#my darling angel#had the AUDACITY#to draw fanart BEFORE ME! /lhj /nsrs#so i could not let that stand#ddvau#ddvau fanart#desertduo vigilante au#trafficshipping#hermitshipping#technically but not technically?#gtws fanart#grian fanart#my art#the textposts were supplied to me by my beautiful boyfriend#with brown eyes#he tells me what to do and i say yes sir#on it boss
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I've been getting into X-Men lately! Or, well. One specific X-Man.
#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#xmen#x men comics#x men#kettlebird art#fanart#comic fanart#marvel#marvel comics#marvel fanart#mutant#bamf#listen I like the rest of the team a lot#genuinely its such a fascinating dynamic for a marvel comic team#and the concept is far more interesting to me than anything else they've put out#but c'mon#I'm not immune to fuzzy elf#the moment he showed up there was no way I could stay impartial he was in an instant fave#Also yes this is my own outfit design#I tried not to stray too far from his classic outfit but I think he should be a little more swashbucklery#and a whole lot sluttier. Sir get those arms out where I can see them
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The smirk <3 (part 1)
#are you an anime villain sir#sir do you think this is an anime#yes there's a part two#he smirks a lot#making these gifs made me realize he has a cleft earlobe!#it looks like an upside down heart <3 (i am nuts this took me so long)#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire spoilers#armand#armand iwtv#mine#gif#gifset#iwtv s2#interview with the vampire season 2
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Growing up is realising that Wade just wanted to hug Logan's ass 😭
#like sir what //is/// you pushing ??#and yes I meant to spell it that way#I get it…the thighs/butt are the eyes of the soul#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#Wolverine#poolverine strikes again#Yahtzee#hugh jackman#Ryan reynolds#my gifs#wade x logan#mcu#marvel cinematic universe
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Part 1 of misplaced hatred that i couldn’t clean up before hdhdhd
Bonus sketch
#Nightmare showing kindness to his passive self cause he knows nobody would show that kindness to him aside Dream??? yes sir#anothers art#dreamtale#dream#nightmare#passive nightmare#dream sans#nightmare sans#passive nightmare sans#dream!sans#nightmare!sans#dreamtale dream#dreamtale nightmare#utmv#utmv fanart#utmv nightmare#utmv dream#apple twins#dreamtale twins
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Simon and Price are the kind of guys that insist on paying for everything on a vacation. They're paying for the hotel, the rental car, food, any stupid knickknacks you want. If you even pull out your wallet, they're going to be all huffy. John will politely tell you not to worry about, he's got you covered. On the hand, Simon's taking your wallet from you, telling you that you don't need to spend your money, you've got him for that.
Johnny and Kyle don't mind splitting things with you. You pay for the hotel, he'll pay for the flights, dividing out the expenses so you've both got money for the actual trip. Johnny gets all lovey-dovey when you buy him things, jokes that you're spoiling him. But don't fret, he'll get you back later. Gaz gets all warm and fuzzy when you pay for dinner, staring at you with a lovestruck expression. He thinks it's so sweet, and it's just one more push towards finally pulling the ring out of his pocket.
#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#john price#call of duty#simon ghost riley x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#john price x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#my writing#just some quick little thing while I've got downtime on my vacation#also inspired by my husband who split the cost of everything but is also insisting on paying for everything while we're here#sir pls i have my own money 😔 but also yes spoil me 😌
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Iva loves bothering them, as it should be.
#one piece#dragodile#sir crocodile#monkey d dragon#emporio ivankov#one piece art#dragon one piece#crocodile one piece#one piece ivankov#canonverse#and also#revolutionary crocodile au#yes is both bc is at the start of their relationship#my art#my sketch#mercy’s art#dragon x crocodile#crocodile x dragon#well Luffy will not born from nothing#one piece fan art
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