#SHE'S nice though

[esotericjerks]

“I’m so sorry- sososo sorry- j- just please, stay over there.” 

Usually this only happens when she’s sleeping. The visions come to her in dreams- disjointed, momentous, awful dreams; they leave her less rested when she wakes. But on very rare occasions- near certain people or places- they start to bleed into real life. It’s violent; her eyes can’t focus, her limbs shake, her head feels like it’s splitting open. There’s a sound in her ears like cathedral bells and a voice she can’t understand. The images flash through her mind, but Adelaide cringes away from them. She doesn’t want to see, doesn’t want to know, but can’t do a thing about it. 

And for someone to witness her like this? They’ll think she’s crazy. Or on drugs. She collapses onto her knees, head in hands. “Sorrysorrysorry—”

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[s-e-a-s-l-u-g]

The pysch ward made me worse ♡

[blackkatdraws2]

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!

[clownowo]

its ok he didn't really mean it please get off the floor

[maskofnova]

Hug or headlock, she's happy either way

[lucabyte]

some thoughts on Claude

alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are

+ bonus

[heathermason1983]

A pretty girl at work just asked me why i don't talk to people

[hothammies]

stress baker

[strawmaguchi]

She’s just like me…. SHE’S JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!

[i-like-forcefem]

Turns out all girls have a built-in override command!

Just pat her head, give her a collar, get real close to her face and say "Abandon your worries, put this on, and become my pet" and just watch as she puts her collar on!

Then just give a tug on her leash and take her home! You've just removed an overworked girl from the world, and added an obedient-love filled pet! Take good care of her!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Okay, but Elizabeth being an absolute savage girlboss isn't something that's talked about enough.

Love how you're spitting facts for our girly pop. 💪💪💪

TBH I go off the personality baby has, and gotta assume some of that sass is definitely Elizabeth

[wolfythewitch]

Thinking about that one time my best friend (back before we were friends) thought I hated her because when I was marking her test for class, I marked it as 0 with a smiley face drawn inside it, but I only did it to soften the blow LMAO

[itsmebeff]

they're going to a formal event

the queen and her weird ugly partner

[chiyana]

this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor

yes that House

why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.

House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.

in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.

He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.

admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")

but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.

also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it