#SHE IS SO FRIGGIN- GORGEOUS!!

[anonymoosen]

“Gaz. Simply Gaz.” More like- SIMP-ly Gaz cuz- YOU’RE GONNA MAKE A SHMILLION PEOPLE SWOON OVER HER!11!1!1 SPEAKING OF WHICH IM GONNA FANGIRL IN THE TAGS NOW-

Gaz. Simply Gaz.

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

waiter waiter!

do you have ak-15? ak-12? angelia?

hot strong Russian women in dresses???

(GFL) AK-12, AK-15, and Angelia's S/O reaction to them in different outfits

Unfortunately, 12 and 94 are the only ones in DEFY with dresses, HOWEVER! I present you with an alternative for Ange and 15! The badass women in suits!

AK-12

12 chuckled as she strolled over to S/O, a hand resting on her hip as she tilted her head.

(AK-12) "No need to tell me, I already know I look gorgeous.~"

S/O remained staring for a moment before clearing their throat, seeing 12's smug grin grow bigger the longer they did.

(S/O) ahem! "D-Did you pick that yourself?"

With an affirmative hum, she extended her arm, nudging for them to take it.

(AK-12) "As you imagine, I don't have a lot of chances to wear it. Seeing as we're attending a ball, I might as well, right?"

S/O's attempted their best to not stare, if to at least not get teased by 12.

Which was a vain effort.

(AK-12) "With how much you're peeking, I think it was worth it.~"

S/O rolled their eyes in response.

(S/O) "Well you're clearly asking for attention wearing something like that..."

(AK-12) "Oh, afraid someone might look at me the wrong way?"

(S/O) "Please. We both know you'd say someone is just to get a rise out of me."

(AK-12) "I don't need to say anything at all, if this is anything to go by."

(S/O) "Just walk forward already, will ya?"

===

AK-15

15 adjusted her tie to the correct position, silently nodding to herself once she was satisfied.

Turning around, she saw S/O struggling to straighten out the collar on their own uniform, prompting her to move behind them.

S/O froze upon seeing 15 towering behind them in the mirror, but quickly relaxed into her arms as she straightened it for them, smiling at the T-Doll.

(S/O) "Thanks for the help. I hate trying to get this damn thing looking proper..."

(AK-15) "I admit that I would be more comfortable in my armor in the event an attack happens, but we are ordered to look professional for this attendance."

S/O couldn't help but stare, noting how well 15 wore the suit, despite her opinion.

After a few seconds of silence, 15 spoke up.

(AK-15) "Do you like it when I wear something like this?"

S/O chuckled, more to themselves than at 15's comment.

(S/O) "Truth be told, anything you wear makes you look incredible."

(AK-15) "...I see. Thank you for the compliment."

(S/O) " Besides armor or not, I bet you'd kick anyone's ass. I'd pay to see you fight in a dress."

15 made no reaction at their musing, instead just blankly shaking her head.

(AK-15) "I will not wear a dress. It is illogical for T-Dolls to be wearing outfits like these to begin with if it is not for the purpose of infiltration."

(S/O) "Would you wear one if we were going on a date?"

(AK-15) "...If ordered, then I would."

Pushing the mental image of 15 in a frilly, girly dress out of their mind, S/O offered their hand to her.

(S/O) "Duly noted!"

(AK-15) "Only Angelia could get me into one, S/O. Do not even try."

===

Angelia

Angelia clicked her tongue once she buttoned up her shirt, eyes glancing over to S/O who stood behind her.

(Angelia) "You done?"

(S/O) "This...friggin' tie! Refuses to cooperate!"

Angelia let out a brief exhale from her nose in amusement as she pulled back the cuffs on her sleeve, stepping in front of them.

(Angelia) "Surprised you're even bothering with one. This is an informal ball, not a job interview."

(S/O) "Then why are we bothering putting on something so fancy?!"

Angelia's prosthetic arm grabbed the tie and yanked S/O to her, cutting off their yelp with her real arm putting a single finger to their lips.

(Angelia) "Because we're representing DEFY, even if it is just enjoying good company in the end. Now quite whining.-"

Finishing the adjustment for them, she crossed her arms with the faintest hint of a smirk.

(Angelia) "-Besides, sooner we get going, sooner we can take these off. I'm not a fan of these sorts of outfits either."

(S/O) "Hm. At least you look damn good in it, Ange."

That got an audible chuckle out Angelia, even if it was subdued.

(Angelia) "Flattering. I'd say the same but...-"

(S/O) "H-Hey! I'm trying to be nice here!"

(Angelia) "And I'm being honest."

[thealmightyemprex]

Epic Animatic showcase :My fave songs

Just showcasing my fave animatics of my fave songs (So far ) from Epic

Open Arms -This song is cute and so are the Lotus Eaters

Polyphemus :The BEST Polyphemus Ive seen ,truly beastial and scary ,love the horse design and the build up to his reveal is effective

Survive :SEcond best Polyphemus design ,more eldrich

Keep Your Friends Close:Feel its the best Aeolus design ,capturing their vibe

Ruthlessness :This one was hard cause there are so many great Ruthlessness animatics ,but went with this one due to some strong visuals ,liking the sharkey Poseidon and the fact the LYSTEGORIANS SING BACK UP,HELL YEAH

Wouldnt You Like -Gives me serious Friend Like Me Vibes and I friggin love it

No Longer You:Just,,,,,Haunting like the song itself,gorgeous visuals

Monster:Love this.Love the shadow OSysseus ,love the flashes of Odysseuss foes ,love it to pieces

SCylla:Love Scyllas design and the fact she looks right at Odysseus when she says "We are the same you and I "

Thunder Bringer:I ADORE THIS ZEUS ! SO SMUG ! SO BIG IN BOTH DESIGN AND PERSONALITY

@themousefromfantasyland @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @piterelizabethdevries

@ariel-seagull-wings

[prying-pandora666]

The Castlevania: Nocturne discourse is stupid

It’s not that Castlevania Nocturne is a perfect show. Not by any means. It has a lot to criticize.

But it also has a lot to praise and grapples with historical AND still relevant issues unapologetically in a way you rarely see in media.

And yet discourse has been so, so stupid.

Why are there gays?

People angry about gay characters, as if vampires aren’t inherently gay as hell. Look at them! Do vampires scream “tough, gender conforming dude bros”? Or Christian good boys?

No! They’ve always been gender bending, rich and bitchy little deviants who will fuck and eat anything.

Annette bad!

People upset a black lady character exists and is allowed to be angry after having escaped literal chattel slavery.

Even though she isn’t some pandering palette swap, she is organically relevant to a story set in the French Revolution dealing with themes of oppression and class.

Richter is a weak soy boy bitch! The downfall of masculinity! Other fragile bullshit!

People upset our protagonist man has realistic PTSD from watching his mother be violently killed right in front of him as a small child.

He represses himself, goes with the flow, and doesn’t lead for himself. Still he is brave and skilled until he is triggered and set on a path to rediscover his agency and true potential. A story of overcoming not with physical strength alone, but with spiritual and mental strength as well.

What do they call such a fleshed our character?

“A little bitch who needs women to boss him around”.

I just…?

Is media literacy THAT friggin dead?

Is it really?

Or is everyone only half-watching the show while on their phones?

I can’t even begin to explain how demoralizing it is to see so many people so upset about mere aesthetics while completely missing the point.

In conclusion…

Nocturne’s pacing is whack and the 3D animation can be choppy at times, which is all the more jarring when the animation gets smooth and gorgeous. Almost as if they’re skimping out on some of those other scenes to save budget for the big set pieces.

Still worth the watch.

There’s an Aztec vampire that can turn into a giant feathered snake and is generally against all factions and just wants to live his best life and I never thought my werewolf-named self would relate to a vampire of all things, but I love him.

Sorry, Richter.

[iilmunchkiin]

STRAWPAGE DOODLES!! + asks

Only a week has passed and you fucking spammed the SHIT out of my strawpage holy... SHIT.

(Also yes yes thank you I'm slowly trying teach myself to take breaks and I'm,, somewhat showing progress? It's funny cuz you see me saying shit like "I'm ganna be quiet for a week" only to post again 3 days later asdjskdjjdkadals)

I love biblically accurate angels oh my GOD She is GORGEOUS

Damn it. I thought I had you for a moment.. WHAHAHA

What the fuck is that, why would you draw him like that oh my god... He looks so ugly but the bow makes him a little cute so that adds some points back.

He looks so stupid I love him sm

IS IT THE CHEWY ONES?? I LOVE THE CHEWY ONES!! ╰(*°▽°*)╯

bro really said (

I know that artstyle anywhere! Hello Clover!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) Good to see you!! Cute art as always!!

My mom

OH MY GOD MIKU I LOVE MIKU SO MUCH She looks so cuteeeeeeee!! Wahhhh I love her!! q(≧▽≦q)

So fucking real, like actually

Flowey!! I friggin love Flowey so much he's just like me fr fr I saw the 3008 and my brain immediately went to the ikea, I remember it's also a roblox game and I would play that for actual hours on end, it's rlly fun <3

Is this.. me as a pencil? I see myself being one of those pink aesthetic mechanical ones more, I love pink :3

Yeah

And I love every single one of them, thank you again for the doodles!! <3 They make me laugh /ref

jahkhnbjf wefw f fw fim,,,, im,,,,, tryyingg,,,,,,,,,,,,,

OH MY GOD CAT SPOTTED!! I LOVE CATSSSSS!!! ᓚᘏᗢ ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

WAIT THAT IDEA ACTUALLY GOES SO HARD THO OMG?? ITS SO CREATIVE I LOVE IT!!!

Rat anon please don't die you make amazing art

Blob Ace kicks so much ass and you know it, but he's too much of a gentleman to do such things.

RAT ANON NOOOOOOOO-

Lazy ass /j

Ever since I've played Undertale Yellow I have never seen corn the same, I'll see corn and my brain jumps to Dalv and Starlo and I actually go feral over them. I would send selfies to my manager of me eating corn and he'll just wonder how and why tf I have so much corn WHAHAHAH

Speak of the devil, HAHAHAHAHA First of all, hah spelling error. Second of all, that would be very traumatizing for the main 4 and I almost want to try and draw that but, ehhhhhhhh.... my plate is very full. (@trgr-mmaki wtf you should know how busy I am I'm going to choke you HAHAHAHA)

Omg Sweetheart!! She's also just like me I love her lots! I love pink haired crazy bitches because I'm also one of them, she's so pretty and cute you did great!!

It's been a week is the headache gone? I hope so because if it isn't I'm going to do something about it.

YOOOOOOOOO THE MARTIE MART!! She's so detailed omg I want to splash her with water.

That's so real of you, I feel honored to have you spam me with your amazing art.

Oh shit I hit the limit for pictures I'm ganna have to make another post of this HAHAHA RAT ANON YOU SENT SO MANY DRAWINGS I NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER POST HOW DARE YOU /nm /lh

[simulation-machine]

SIMS RELATED PROJECTS/UPDATES

My spring break is coming up in a week and holy crap do I have plans on plans on plans, especially since my summer is gonna be full of school + internship + HOPEFULLY friggin' graduating with a BA in Psychology so that I can start applying to grad schools.

Read more iffin' you'd like! It's long! Here's a picture of my golden retriever napping on her brother's food bowl to entice/entertain you:

god she is so precious i would literally kill for her

GOAL 1: MASTER GSHADE/ReSHADE

I know that some people are sticklers for this but my thing is that I had no gee-dee clue what I was doing with ReShade, whereas Gshade just kinda clicked and worked for me? That said I have a bunch of resources for learning ReShade so I might end up moving back to it at some point.

My main issue is figuring out the order of all the different effects. It obviously matters, I'm sure people smarter than me have tried to use presets only to be like "why tf does this look absolutely nothing like the baller screenshots this one cool Simblr has?" Annnd it turns out it's order + remembering to turn off certain graphic settings. Also photoshop, but that's gonna take a lot longer for me to figure out lol.

Like I'd been struggling to figure out why @gunthermunch's gorgeous Lithium preset wasn't looking as sexy as it did before annnnd it's because I forgot to turn Edge Smoothing off when switching to it. Jesus wept at how dippy I am sometimes.

Eventually, what I would like to do is maybe make my own preset at some point? I would be kind enough to show the effect order too if I did so. But this requires so, so much more shader knowledge than I currently have.

FUN FACT: My first ever degree was in art, I even went to a very fancy and private art school (School of the Art Institute of Chicago if you're curious)- I dropped out after one semester because uhhh that shit is expensive. Ended up finishing my degree at a much cheaper location in MN. That said, my art was 100% analog and 2D, and it turns out it did not translate super well into trying my hand at graphic art.

It's funny because I've been gifted really neat stuff for graphic art (like a really nice Wacom tablet and Adobe subscriptions), like people just expected my mixed-media ass would know what to do with it. NOPE! But yeah, Sims is sort of my excuse to try my hand at this stuff again, especially since I have a bit more energy now that my soul is not regularly being drained out of my body by customer service and tech support jobs.

GOAL 2: GET CRACKIN' ON ANOTHER DOOR

This one is hard because I am only on Gen 2 of the Orsons and it's sort of hard to justify starting up another story while that one is less than 1/5 of the way done.

THAT SAID, I don't plan on posting Another Door until I have a decent chunk of it done. Since it's not a casual gameplay story nor a legacy challenge, I plan on editing the bajeez out of the screenshots for it, really honing in on the aesthetic. I want it to look and feel very different from my random legacy challenge.

Fortunately, this story has been fucking up my sleep schedule for *months* now and I have a lot of the writing for it done. The hard part is translating that into the Sims, making sure I get the right poses and stuff, maybe even learning how to make some super easy CC (like, posters and stuff), and stuff related to GOAL 1 above.

What I'm saying is that it's going to take a bit. But I'm super serious about sharing it because it's my obsession and honestly the first time a story of my own design has possessed me in literal years.

Also, I want to make sure I have a significant backlog of the Orsons before I start seriously simming for it, because I don't want to screw over my favorite little pixel babies. This legacy challenge is going to be the one, I have done so much to keep my save files to keep it safe from harm (ask me how many backups I have of the save files. JK don't, the number is frankly silly).

GOAL 3: START YET ANOTHER MASSIVE CC PURGE

Y'all, my CC folder for this game is honestly an embarrassment. I go so hard on CC shopping because this community is stupid-talented and I like giving my pixel babies nice things and cool looks. When I'm bored and not quite in the mood for gameplay, I just like making neat-looking sims that I do absolutely nothing with because I love fucking around in CAS.

I have built my own PCs since I was 17 years old, and when I first built COMPUTERMACHINE (current rig) back in the autumn of 2018, it was with the goal that it would run Sims 4 flawlessly no matter what I did to it. It's got ridiculous amounts of RAM, I religiously update parts for it. And to be fair, even with the current 6,907,907,890 TB of CC I have atm it runs better than Sims 3 ever had with a measly 50 GB of CC.

But for me, it comes down to finding all the stuff I wanna use. Making myself get rid of the stuff I don't wanna use. Straight up yeeting the CC that I thought was going to look incredible that uh, didn't deliver.

I do CAS CC purges about once a year but have literally never done it for Build & Buy stuff, because OMG some of this shit I've had since 2014. Like when Sims 4 first came out. YIKES. My CAS CC obsession is notable but it's honestly nothing compared to my Build & Buy. Even before For Rent made building lots slow af, my PC was starting to take a solid minute to switch to different buy categories.

It would take a long af time so I want to make sure I have a bunch of content in the queue before I do it. It's gonna be a whole ass thing and be so, so boring to do. So I'm putting it off for when I have a ton of time to do it. Like, oh, my entire Spring Break?

GOAL 4: MAKE A FRIGGIN' RESOURCES LIST ALREADY

This would obviously need to wait until after GOAL 3 is completed, but I wanna make sure the awesome creators whose stuff I use get credit, and that people know where they can grab neat stuff. It would include not only CC but mods, Gshade/ReShade presets, and maybe even lots and sims I've downloaded from the gallery?

(Since I am super anti-paywall and very unapologetic and rude about it, I will also share where one could perhaps get some of these CCs without paying some dip a Trenta Starbucks Unicorn Frappucino amount of $$$)

It's ambitious as hell because *gestures vaguely at GOAL 3* but it would make things like doing WCIF asks and lookbooks so much easier.

Somewhat relatedly, I wanna make a navigation post, especially once Another Door starts getting posted. That story is gonna be a bit huge with multiple arcs that take place over the course of like, 14 years. Plus once the Orsons get to the 4th+ generation, it would be easier to track things down.

IN CONCLUSION...

I have been having so much fun sharing my silly little Sim adventures on Tumblr, so much more than I ever thought I would! You all have been so great to me, and all of this stuff is sort of a way for me to repay that. Ever since I stopped being able to be artistically creative ever since a really nasty depressive spell in 2017, Sims has been my #1 artistic outlet. And having people who are even somewhat entertained by my pixels is incredibly motivating.

Basically, if you read all of this, DAMN would you have been a rad livejournal follower of mine circa 2007. On the seriousness, however, thank you all so much for being rad and encouraging and sweet. I promise to do you all, if not proud, then at the very least not disappointed.

Time to hit the bong and take some pictures of Lou and Tatertot before taking my IRL doggos on a walk~

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep4 Musings - Claudia

STUNNING. GORGEOUS girl, omg.

TELL IT, CLAUDIA! 😤

Please--Y'ALL owe Claudia an apology!

😱

Wicked Stepfather Armand has entered the chat!

Not Santiago being a better support system than Louis, I CANNOT.

Foreshadowing as usual, go awf. (Also: does Claudia live with the coven now?)

I cannot BELIEEEEEVE they have me about to LIKE Santiago of all people. My daughter needs a friend--did it HAVE to be this buffoon!?

Of all people, did it HAVE to be a Nazi sympathizer, AMC? 😩

They're slow-burning us with Claudeleine, and I really wanna like someone not from this effing coven, so chop chop, AMC! 😅

These Yellow Dress (TM) jumpscares are gonna HOSPITALIZE me!

2 years since Claudia & Madeleine first met, ok. 1947ish?

FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONS HER RED EYES, THANK YOU!!! 😭 More windows!

MY DAUGHTER HAS SUFFERED MORE THAN CHRIST.

PLEASE don't gas her up to go and do something stupid.

Oh god no, my Memnoch PTSD war flashbacks! Lestat & Claudia have waaaaay too much in common! (Did Claudia ever get a period, even? I was 14 when I got my first one, so she very well could've died not having had one.) Run, Madz! XD (How the heck did she just sit there in a pool of her own blood like that though? God, life before maxi pads with wings must've been MESSY--I'd kms.)

Didn't Louis JUST tell you he doesn't like the way you treat his daughter?

Why're y'all always YELLING!? That's how you're gonna get caught, always talking about vamp stuff in friggin public!

True.

OML.

Um...NO ONE'S noticed the child abuse happening TWO FEET in front of you?

I commend how they're REALLY fleshing Armand out, making him more complex and multidimensional. But he's not beating the Wicked Stepfather allegations.

Pot meet kettle. At least she's out there looking--Lou's the type to just mope at home for another 6-7 years.

OOHHHHHH.She's who he was yelling at in the trailer! O_O (There he goes again with that nasty "Yeah, go get in the hole!" attitude from Ep1.) You just KNOW he's been holding that outburst back ever since S01E05--she left him LONG ago, and Lou NEVER recovered. But neither of them are exactly what the other needs. Louis wants/needs a HUSBAND, but he NEVER really "left" his daughter--she's the one who insisted on being "sister." In his head he never thinks of her that way. She ghosted him for 7 years while he was worried sick about her (as a runaway child, I'm 100% team Claudia, but omg my mom whined & complained about it, so I get the other side, even though I don't particularly CARE). She picked the coven, she was even ready to pick that Revenant! But Lou put her in the line of fire over & over--he let Les harass & abuse her; Armand disrespect & humiliate & exploit her; he let her walk into the lion's den not knowing their secret had LONG been blown. Like wtf.

😭😭😭 She'll always be her parents' daughter. 💔

Omg--Santiago's gonna read all that at the Trial. EFF! That's her very first diary after she was turned! The flowery one's the diary she had when she met Charlie, so at least Santiago doesn't have that ammo. But he's got her Kill Book with Les' blood! 😱

He knows everything about how/why "Uncle Les" made her. This is BAD. U_U

[eslanes]

Storytelling Secret Saturday Sunday

@havenroyals tagged me in a super cute post to share some juicy story-related secrets. So, for anyone interested, here are some A Devil Between Us lore straight from my brain:

(side note, I will finish the story if it's the last thing I do! There's literally only the ending left and I hate the idea of pouring years into it only to leave it unfinished!)

I put this all under a cut as it got way lengthier than I anticipated! Considering how friggin long the story is I tried to keep it fairly brief (I failed but anyway)

Tillie was supposed to get more screen time, mostly in Prodigal Daughter (ch.4). She hasn't really been seen much since her romance/marriage to Airdan. Nothing overly exciting, but a few cut scenes with Sky but mainly Kyra (we'll get further into that). Also cut was at least one scene showing Tillie and Airdan in wedded bliss. There will be a cute scene with them in the epilogue though!

Zander was also supposed to get wayyy more backstory, but I ended up cutting a lot with him, for the sake of time/trying to stay focused on the main storyline, especially as it was nearing the end. In the first couple chapters, there are several references to his difficult childhood, complicated family dynamics and the resulting impact on his mental health etc. There's a scene in Devotion (ch.3) where we see him cutting while dealing with the aftermath of Aida disappearing/skipping town. At this point in the story he has not-so-secret feelings for her and relapses as a result of this loss. I don't think there are any other mentions of this after Tillie finds out and. I also cut pretty much everything in relation to his relationship with Kyra (again will get into this more), other than they're together and very happy. Them getting together wasn't even a planned thing, but it was a good decision because they are cute AF together. There will also be a sweet epilogue scene with them at least. One last point, a while back I did a Faelern family tree post, I'm thinking I'll do one for Zander for context at the very least.

Amazing, awesome, gorgeous Kyra. To say I did her dirty is an understatement. She initially appeared as Aida's doctor in Tender Prey (ch.2). I had so many plans to flesh her out but, like many Tillie and Zander scenes (she was supposed to be properly introduced in Devotion (ch.3) as Tillie's acquaintance turned friend) they were cut purely in the interest of time/focus. She's a great character and I love her so much but I definitely fumbled her. It sticks out to me even more considering she's the only black character (will touch on this a little more). I don't even think I mentioned the fact that in her spare time she writes smutty novels under a pen name 😭 she will get a moment to shine and a sweet epilogue post but still. I'm so sorry Kyra!

Sky was always meant to be bisexual. Another thing I meant to touch on a bit but ended up on the cutting room floor, so to speak. I have regrets.

I definitely wish I did better with representation. I did my best with my knowledge at the time of starting the story/introducing the characters, but as a learning, growing individual there are things I wish I did a better job with now. Namely Kyra being cast aside as a minor character, definitely not intentional but I have big regrets here (not because of her race obviously but I hate the thought of a successful, intelligent black woman not being given enough screen time as she's so awesome and was meant to be seen a lot more, especially considering she's the only black character). Not to say I didn't try to include a variety of ethnicities/cultures in the story (Sky and Diego are both Latinx, Airdan is of Persian descent, Faelern is half Lakota though I think when I made him in CAS in 2014 I based his features on those of Cree peoples). But like Kole was meant to have Asian ancestry (where???) so I definitely did him dirty. During one of his more recent makeovers I did give him a new eye overlay but it definitely doesn't fix this glaring issue. Anyway, at the very least I can say I've learned a lot and can identify ways to do better in this area. Growth is good.

Speaking of Kole, it's very obviously alluded to the fact that he and Aida start sleeping together after Jace ends his relationship with her. I was gonna include a NSFW scene but cut it because it was too depressing. It's already blatant that she's in a very destructive downward spiral at this point.

Finally, I've been back and forth on this over the years but I decided I do not regret the copious amount of graphic sex/violence featured throughout the story. When I was first putting it together in 2015 simblr stories were the equivalent of the Wild West, the large amount of stuff I distinctly remember being written about (often with not a trigger warning in sight) would probably not fly today (I can think of two off the top of my head that included assaults on minors that even I found very disturbing). I definitely noticed a shift after the Great Titty Ban of 2018. I totally get being sensitive regarding triggers/trigger warnings and ensuring that minors aren't exposed to shit they shouldn't be. That being said, I do think there's a balance. For me personally, my blog is intended for adult audiences and is labeled as such. And, like other media that features graphic/disturbing elements, I think it moreso depends on how things are handled. While the story features some very heavy/disturbing topics (kidnapping, murder, sexual assault etc etc), in retrospect I think I did a decent job of being deliberate with these elements. Each dark/disturbing scene is intended to be just that, and treated with appropriate gravity. While I recognize that this is not everyone's cup of tea, I have no regrets. As for the non-disturbing sex scenes, what can I say, I love a bit of smut lol.

If you made it to this point, congratulations (and thank you for reading!)

[kmze]

So idk if I quite remembered just how close steroline's mouths got in 4x19 during the prom dance after Caroline tells Stefan he'll fall in love again... but I saw a gifset and it's making me need to rant about how I think Stefan fell harder way before he allowed himself to!

We know this 4x19 moment in particular meant enough to him that he wrote about it in his wedding vows, right? And at this point it’s quickly becoming canonically undeniable that Stefan’s feelings for Caroline aren't *completely* platonic— just a few episodes prior in 4x16, Stefan made it glaringly obvious that he was sexually attracted to her when he chose her as the “single hot girl” to dance with. (Something that could have been platonic if it weren't for Elena herself pointing out that it very much didn't look that way)

And of course he's not going to want to admit it. She's in love with Tyler still and even if she wasn't, she still has Klaus trying to win her affections. He's respectful of her relationship just like she was of his and Elena's.

But... I think some of that is also because he is just as insecure as Caroline is, if not more. 

I'm sure that Stefan figures Caroline’s old high school girl crush is long gone— they wouldn’t have been such good friends when he was still dating and in love with Elena if he didn’t. He has seen guy after guy fall for her (Tyler broke every bone in his body repeatedly for her!) and I think to some extent that must scare him.

The previous girls— I’m excluding Rebekah because he was in his Ripper state then and it wasn’t a long relationship— he has dated have both been equally desirable which ended up becoming an issue when they fell for the other guys wanting them. I think that Stefan is just as insecure as Caroline about never being the one that people choose in the end. Katherine was in love with Elijah and often just using him. Elena ended up choosing Damon. What if Caroline decided to still choose Tyler or instead choose Klaus in the end?

He's seen how compassionate Caroline can be to almost everyone, so it would make sense if he brushes off her obvious affection for him as typical Caroline bubbliness.... but just for *one tiny second* while they're dancing, you can see him almost crack and consider it.

So yeah I always felt like Stefan's "more than friendship" feelings started in S4 whereas Caroline's didn't realize S5 it's just that Caroline accepted hers more willingly because she had that crush on him when they first met. I mean the biggest proof we have that Stefan's feelings came about in S4 is that Lexi friggin' pointed it out! Lexi his best friend for over 100 years who knew him better than anyone knew right away he did not look at Caroline the way he looked at her, she knew there was something growing there and she only knew it from Stefan's perspective. I think Lexi saw that moment at prom, she saw how he almost leaned in and kissed her and she saw that breath he let out after she told him he's fall in love again thinking in that moment maybe she meant him.

I find it kind of funny that people don't think Stefan had any insecurity when it came to Caroline lol, because when he found out she had a think for him his first reaction was literally "why" LMFAO. He was completely shocked, like me, why would you like me? He's seen all these guys throwing themselves at her, he's seen she's got Klaus wrapped around her finger, he sees Tyler still hanging around, he sees Enzo calling her gorgeous and taking road trips with her, why would he think she saw him as anything but her friend. I think it's why he was so hellbent on everything being perfect with Caroline, he had so much insecurity she'd find happiness with someone else or just like Elena and Katherine he wouldn't be enough for her "hero never gets the girl."

[lightaflametoburnmethrough]

It's October 31st which means the anniversary of chapter 48 where

✨🌕 AKIHO 💞CONFESSES💞 TO KAITO BENEATH THE FULL MOON 🌕✨

...yea 😄 so I'm here to celebrate all 6 beautiful pages of it with ridiculous commentary 😂

Starting with Akiho waking up from her dream.

Poor baby, she's so shaken up 🥺 What’s the first thing she does?

Go to the bathroom? Or head to the kitchen to get a glass of water and then drop back into bed to try and fall asleep again?

Noooooooo~

Because she’s a ✨Bungaku Shoujo✨ (Literature Girl~) with a fancy ass bed that has a giant canopy over it. And her room even has French doors (?? I know nothing about doors, don’t come at me) that lead out into the backyard so DUH, of course she’s gonna get up to walk into the friggin’ garden like the main heroine in a romance novel!

To do what?

Why, to search for her destiny!

To look for 💖LOOOOOOOOOVE 💖

For 🎶HER ONLY ONE~ ONLY ONEEEEEE~🎶 🎤😫✨

And there he is, as destiny ordered~ 🤭

Leaves gently blowing around while Kaito stands there in his flowy robe (#pajamasareromantic) against that impossibly stunning backdrop, aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh~ 😍

…ok, real talk for a minute. How the hell did the moon go from THAT size ↗️ to THAAAAAT ↖️ size??? 😳!!!!!

Like, now I can’t help but imagine this silly little scenario happening between Kaito and the 🌕 before Akiho arrived.

The 🌕 is all concerned, asking him “bro, you okay? you’ve been standing there for hours, what’s botherin’ you?”

But Kaito just stares up at the sky the entire time, annoyingly “…………” and the 🌕 is probably so pissed off 💢 by his silence that when Akiho appears and Kaito ✨HANDSOMELY✨ turns around to greet her, the big rock gets so ecstatic (“OMG, A CUTE GIRL, YAY!” 🤩) that it zooooms in on them to hear their conversation better.

Because the 🌕 has seen it all, y’know, so it knows this vibe.

It knows that tonight, ❤️ F E E L I N G S ❤️ will be in the air.

Nevermind that there’s probably massive flooding occuring somewhere in the world because it suddenly got so close to the earth and the high tides are going crazy, the 🌕 WANTS to hear someone say “I love you” tonight, goddamnit, and it’s betting on the girl!

Anyways, Kaito casually asks “Is something the matter?”

whaddaya mean “is something the matter?”, you doofus 😒

A girl is out of bed in the middle of night and strolling through the grass. Something’s got to be the matter! 🙄

But ohhh, Akiho is so cute 🥺 She sees Kaito and his gorgeous smile, illuminated by moonlight, and her heart goes ドキドキ！💓

She forgets all about her dream at the sight of him and that’s such a heartwarming thought cuz even though she’s shy and nervous around the guy she loves, just being near him is enough to make her forget her troubles 🥰

And because he’s out here in the dead of night as well, she wants to know if it’s the same for him. Why isn’t he in bed? Why can’t he sleep?

But Kaito is cryptic as always with his “maybe”s and “I suppose so”s.

He smiles like it’s no big deal, answers in a way that says “I’m fine (so don’t ask me anymore, I won’t tell a thing)” and hopes that’ll be the end of any further inquiry into any interest in him.

Except Akiho isn’t the type to back down, at least when it comes to him.

She doesn’t need the wind to tell her “he never went to bed, he didn’t sleep a wink”. She doesn’t need magic to see past his mask. His hiding tricks don’t work on her eyes like the way he fools everybody else.

So she tells it to him straight.

“Kaito-san, your face looks awfully pale” with those oh so worried eyes 🥺 because she wants him to know how much she cares for his well-being.

But he immediately looks away, as expected, because Kaito doesn’t think he’s worth caring about. He deflects her concern by blaming it on the moonlight 🌕-chan goes “アーン⁉︎” (ʘ言ʘ 💢)

Which only serves to make Akiho more worried because “Why are you bullshitting me? 🥺”

And 🌕-chan: “Why are you bullshitting her?!” (ʘ言ʘ 💢)

But even that is not enough to deter Akiho.

Alright, he doesn’t want to talk about it, eh?

Fine then, she’s not going to force him to. That’s not her aim here.

All she wants is for Kaito to be okay. She knows something is bothering him but if he doesn’t feel comfortable to share his problems with her, if she can’t solve it on her own at the moment, then she’ll just do the next best thing.

She’ll help distract him from it, make him feel better like he always does for her.

“Can we walk a little? Can you talk with me a little…” she requests of him.

She takes a deep breath for what she’s about say next (“Sailor Moon お月様, please give me courage!”)…

And confesses to him:

Because the moon is very beautiful! (Because I love you!)

It’s interesting because these are the only words throughout the whole scene that has double quotations marks ( 『 』 ) around it.

So it’s not only a reference to the poetic meaning behind the phrase but also an indication that the words being said are special in nature and should be viewed as such.

In the same manner as how Akiho and Kaito shared their true names in the final chapter, Akiho’s “the moon is very beautiful” is presented this way so that the readers can visually see how important these words are.

“Here are my feelings. I’m giving them to you. Will you accept them? Will you accept my love?”

Akiho has exposed her heart to the person most important to her.

Her blushing face tells everything about how much she truly means what she said.

But what is Kaito’s reaction?

on another note, 🌕-chan went into hiding cuz Akiho called it “very pretty” and made it shy 🙈💗

He’s definitely surprised…and it’s possible he can totally see how red Akiho’s face is despite the dark.

Which would imply that he does understand what she just expressed to him.

But at this point in the narrative, it was still uncertain. If he didn’t know, then he didn’t.

However, that doesn’t seem to be the case since he said the same phrase back to Akiho later in the epilogue…which again suggests that he did know. The entire time, he did know what “the moon is beautiful” meant…he just pretended not to.

It’s rather frustrating but at the same time, understandable given his circumstances. After all, more than feelings, more than reciprocation, Akiho’s life was what Kaito considered the most important thing to him. It made sense why he would prioritize that above anything else.

But even so, Kaito has never mistreated any of Akiho’s feelings.

He may have misinterpreted what happiness meant for her and he did make mistakes but never, not once, has he ever deceived her with his kindness or cruelly trampled over of her heart.

He simply couldn’t accept her feelings in that moment. Not completely, anyways, because it wasn’t the right time and he (they) wasn’t in the right place.

Yet it’s so obvious he wanted to treasure her like she was the most precious person in the world because to him, she is THE most important one. That’s why he can never refuse her wish. That’s why his initial response was “if it pleases you, Akiho-san, (then I’d be happy as well).”

Eventually, he would acknowledge his own feelings. Eventually, he would be able to say to her “the moon is very beautiful” (“I love you”) once the worst was behind them and they were safe and together again.

But for now, the fact that Kaito chose not to immediately answer showed how greatly he cared for Akiho and wanted to care for her up until the very end.

Because you’re so dear, oh so dear to me, I can never deny what makes you happy.

Because as long as it’s Akiho, Kaito will never reject her.

He can never reject the feelings of the person he loves most.

[sebsxphia]

Sebbie, I really hate to blow up the inbox again but I just can't get this one off my mind (lol).

Yours and Governor!Rhett's wedding is taking place and it is literally all anybody in the state of Wyoming will talk about. You and your bridesmaids didn't wanna drop a huge amount of money on the dresses so you decided that you and the girls were gonna get them from a small shop in town that had been there for a really long time. The lady that ran the place was super sweet and she offered to help you any way she could and even let you and the girls in on a few of the sewing projects. Since she was from Ireland, she and your bridesmaids worked in secret on the veil and taught them how to do the patterns.

The big day finally arrives and everyone is absolutely over the moon for you and Rhett. He was sworn into office the week before and now that you and him were getting married it was absolute chaos for the newspapers, magazines and photographers who wanted to get snapshot after snapshot of you guys (thank God you had your secret service detail in case things got hairy).

Rhett's jaw drops when he and the groomsmen see you walking into the church and he cries too when he sees how gorgeous you look. You two walk out into the bright summer sunshine but as you're coming down the steps, you lose one of your shoes and Rhett insists on putting it back on your foot right in front of everybody (lol).

Sebbie I am weak for the Cinderella trope and with Rhett it has me in a friggin chokehold (lol).

aaaaaah, yes! 🥹 the cinderella type trope with governor rhett is soooooo perfect and fitting, and just sooooo him! it makes me swoon. he would treat you like a princess every day of course, but your wedding is something else. thank you so much for this sweet thought, my love! 💌

[thuganomxcs]

halloween location meme / accepting / @monmuses

haunted house, a haunted house attraction ( from Yuri, and she's got a new costume on for this occasion <v< )

“Well..here I am..” Yusuke spoke under his breath whilst stopping in front of the fabled haunted mansion. False places like this weren’t really on his to-do-list BUT Yuri wanted to see the place despite the controversial stories surrounding it. Or perhaps that was the VERY reason she wanted to come here, she always did stick her nose into books with similar situations such as the one they are going to be in now. 

“Whoa..” He gasps in total surprise, whilst Yusuke’s costume was..well kind of generic for his taste (a P.I in most literacy) and she was extremely gorgeous. This was there second halloween together and well, after that costume he certainly hopes it wouldn’t be the last one either. The guys in her class would probably lose their shit if they saw her like this, they’d probably lose even more if the two of them would so happen take a photo as well.

“Okay okay, I’ll be the first t’ admit…your plans for lettin’ us come to this shindig separately so you could surprise me when you got here? Friggin’ worth it because you look hot. I’d much rather prefer this look somewhere else where we could have..ya know just a little bit of privacy.” Yusuke gave her a rather playful wink whilst stepping forward to strengthen his teasing. “But I’m curious ya wanted t’ come here..weren’t you the one sayin’ that guys in your school are posting crap about seeing REAL spirits in here or somethin’?”

[the-starry-seas]

top five leafy trees GO

oh hell yeah

First of all you simply cannot go wrong with a drop-dead gorgeous birch tree. I mean look at her. She's the runway model of leafy things. Absolutely nobody is doing it like her, they couldn't even try. AND have you seen her in the fall??? Can't be beat. Very beautiful, very powerful.

Second is aspens but specifically that tree in Salt Lake City, Utah, that cloned itself into lke 40,000 trees and allegedly goes back to the end of the last ice age. (Speaking of which: Ice Age the movie is an underrated masterpiece and I tell everyone to watch it. Unironically my favourite found family movie and my dad and I still quote various bits from it.)

Third is the pussy willow because there was one in my grandparents' backyard when I was a kid and I climbed that thing like a squirrel. Also the buds are SO soft. It feels like petting a fleece blanket. Crime against me personally that we no longer live in visiting vicinity of the tree.

Fourth is the cherry tree because it's just so friggin pretty. There's a few in someone's yard on the drive to the library and every time I'm the DiCaprio pointing meme. Ethereal. These trees are planted in the Undying Lands of the elves. So pretty.

Fifth is sweetgum! Look at that pointy little bastard. Even more beautiful when the colours start to turn because I swear this leaf is the one that always has 2-3 colours on it instead of just one. Living art piece. Majestic. Fuck those burrs though I can't say enough bad things about them.

Extra shoutout to my dad's favourite which is the yellow poplar. The leaves look like a cat's head when they're upside down. (Allegedly. I don't really see it half the time.)

Also extra shotout to the slash pine which is literally the only thing I miss about Florida. I am ambivalent to the pinecones (longleaf pines' are superior in every way but I do have a soft spot for pinyon pines because they just look like aliens). But there's something just really fun about seeing a whole grove of them and realising that yeah they just look Like That without anyone cutting the lower branches off.

[prying-pandora666]

I Just Need To Vent

So I’m a writer and storyteller who also sings and sews. I know this is a strange place for this but I NEED to vent about the most insane choir practice I’ve EVER experienced!

Let me introduce you to the choir members in this story because it is WILD.

First we have the actual choir director. Let’s call him… Boss.

Secondly, the students. This isn’t all of them, but at least the ones I can remember. The names have been changed etc etc.

Manuel - Top of the class. Total teacher’s pet. The kinda guy who follows all the rules to the letter, even when it’s annoying. He really loved his pet birds and was all around a fair and likeable guy though, despite being kinda naive and easily fooled.

Good thing he had his gf.

Valencia - Manuel’s gf. Super smart, both book-wise and street-wise. You couldn’t fool her. She was also really athletic and SUPER GORGEOUS. Anytime she entered a room, she lit it up. She was that radiant. This one guy Micheal was down bad for her, but we’ll get to him later.

Aaron - You know that guy that’s really good with his hands? That was Aaron. He could fix things, make things, build things. I’d later see these incredible figurines he made and painted. Guy was an artisan. But he was also the kinda guy to bend the rules when he got too excited.

Ulrich - Besties with Manuel. I didn’t know him well. He was kind of a loner, unlike Manuel who was so outgoing. But he seemed chill! He was super into the ocean and marine life. He usually was pretty nice but if you got on his bad side? He had a hella temper.

Yasmin - Aaron’s gf. She was the hippy girl that is super into nature and the environment. She was always planting things. That kind of lady. Surprisingly, she wasn’t too overbearing about it? I only really ever saw her argue about it with Aaron and—ugh—Michael. Friggin Michael.

Tyler - An MMA fighter. Total meathead. He wasn’t a bully exactly? But he was always ready to throw down at a moment’s notice. That kind of energy.

Owen - Had a podcast about surviving in the wild and was super into camping and hunting and horseback riding. Made his own leather.

Vanessa - I think she might’ve dated Owen? I don’t remember. But I know she was Yasmin’s little sister and also kind of an animal loving hippy.

Ester - She was a nurse. Really caring and looked after everyone.

Then there were these three siblings, Manfred, Natalie, and Lanz.

Manfred - A lawyer. Really serious. No nonsense. Kind of a killjoy but fair minded.

Natalie - Grief counselor. She took on so much emotional labor for EVERYONE.

Lanz - Suffered from epilepsy which made him have some wild hallucinations sometimes. He needed a lot of care.

Oh wait! I almost forgot one before we get to MICHAEL.

Noelle - I think she was dating Owen? NGL I remember her the least. She was also a dancer and had incredible body control. But outside of her admittedly very impressive dancing, I can’t recall anything more about her.

And finally MICHAEL.

Friggin MICHAEL.

Look I don’t even know how to describe Michael. But fair to say he is both the protagonist and the antagonist of this story. Here is my best attempt to capture that magnificent jerk-off as best as I possibly can in my own words.

Michael - The most beautiful man you will ever see. Talented at everything. Anything anyone else in this choir group he could do? He could at least replicate at a passable level if not outright master. Give him an evening to learn a subject and he’d be proficient if not an expert

Michael HATED Manuel. A feeling Manuel didn’t return, and often tried to be friendly with Michael only for Michael to pull a fast one on Manuel.

Did I mention these two were BROTHERS!?

Yeah. Imagine what that family home must’ve been like. Yikes.

Okay so on to the story.

So one day, BOSS calls us all in to record this song he’s been working on.

Now you have to understand, this was a musically gifted group. To say they were beyond average skill level is an understatement.

We all knew this was going to be LIT.

So everyone already knows the song. I don’t know if they’d gotten the sheet music earlier or what, but basically everyone was already 100% familiar with how it goes.

But Boss was the kind of music teacher who really wanted his adult students to express themselves creatively.

As such, he basically gave everyone free rein to rehearse the song however they wanted.

Yasmin wants folk rock? Done.

Ulrich is feeling more metal? Sure.

Valencia wants rhythm and Tyler takes that an excuse to SMASH DRUMS while he sings his part? As long as it’s on beat.

You’d think this would create a horrible cacophony! But surprisingly, no. Boss had everyone so well trained that it was like they all locked in and even as they added their own flair and unique flavors, it all sorta… came together?

It was incredible. A mash-up of genres and styles performed by a team of some of the most talented singers in the entire world, as I knew it! I’d never heard anything like it. I was speechless. I couldn’t look away for a moment. Boss was a genius.

There was just one problem.

Michael.

Friggin Michael.

So here’s the thing. Michael was the best singer.

I won’t pretend that’s not true. Even in a group of god-tier choir singers, Michael was on another level. The guy was a stand-out among stand-outs and Boss knew it.

But so did Michael.

And he NEEDED to prove it.

Anyone who has ever been involved in the arts has probably encountered a Michael. That person who is ungodly talented but a so insecure and narcissistic that they just have to constantly PROVE IT? Even at the cost of whatever you’re trying to perform?

Yeah. That’s exactly it.

So Michael chimes in and starts singing OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD. Trying to drown out literally EVERYONE ELSE.

Boss notices but like a patient teacher trying to sculpt Michael’s talents, he just signals to some of the others to pipe up their harmonies more to support Michael.

But a well supported solo isn’t enough for Michael. Oh no. Not content to simply be the star for a section of the song, Michael starts singing IN THE WRONG KEY.

Look, I’m no expert in music, but even I could hear what he was doing. His gorgeous, powerful voice, singing so well. BUT IN THE COMPLETELY WRONG KEY!

I looked at Boss and he seemed to sigh. But instead of stopping, he tweaked a few things, signaled to the others to change their parts they were signing (it all went above my head so sorry if I’m not being very detailed), to work in Michael.

Soon Michael’s discordance actually worked! The song was a little more crunchy rather than perfectly harmonious, but the slight dissonance actually made it all the more haunting and beautiful. In a way it was even better than before.

Like I said, Boss was a genius.

Which only pissed Michael off more.

And so, clearly desperate for attention and pushed to his limit, Michael jumped so far out of line that the line was left in the dust.

He went CRAZY. If Boss’ song went high? Michael sung bass. If the song went low? Michael sung soprano.

It was like a musical battle except Michael was the only one fighting.

If someone else tried to contribute a neat little flourish or solo? Michael RAN UP TO THEM and drowned them out with his bullshit! I’m serious!

I thought for sure Boss was going to stop the song, but no.

Boss was starting to lose his patience. That much I could tell. But still he persevered, trying to just get to the end of the piece at the very least!

Soon some of the other choir members started dropping out. Michael was ruining it for everyone.

As I remember:

Valencia stopped, rolled her eyes, and refused to engage any further. She sat down and waited for the piece to end.

Vanessa broke into tears which got Yasmin to stop and glare at Michael.

Several of the others either lowered their voices or stopped altogether.

But not Manuel.

Goodie two-shoes Manuel had just tuned out the class and was only looking at Boss for instruction. Singing the song exactly as he was supposed to.

Nothing made Manuel miss a single note or beat. He was in the zone. No matter how chaotic or awful Michael’s disruptions got.

This only served to piss off Michael more, who started singing at the top of his lungs RIGHT at Manuel.

But Manuel didn’t even flinch. It was like he had Michael on IRL server mute.

So Ulrich, who had sat out with Valencia, sees this go down. He realizes this is getting to Michael.

Remember how I said Ulrich was usually chill but had a temper if you got on his bad side? And how he was besties with Manuel?

Yeah, Ulrich also couldn’t stand Michael.

So Ulrich gets up and decides he’s gonna be Manuel’s ride or die. Ulrich starts singing again. Louder.

The more mad and crazy Michael gets, the more Ulrich backs up Manuel on the part they’re SUPPOSED to be singing.

Michael notices he’s been challenged and just goes HARDER. But Ulrich is in it to win it and won’t back down.

This gets Aaron’s attention. Never one to say no to a chance to try something new, especially if he gets to bend the rules a little bit, Aaron gets hyped and stands by Ulrich, joining him in his crusade. Now it’s Aaron and Ulrich backing up Manuel while Michael rages and sings furiously at all three of them.

This whole time? Manuel obliviously just keeps singing.

So Tyler, who at this point is only half-assedly doing a note here and there, realizes this has turned into a fight.

So HE squares up and starts copying Ulrich and Aaron. He just wants to be a part of the conflict. Classic Tyler. 🙄

Natalie thinks Tyler might lose control so she gets up to chime in and temper him a bit.

Manfred won’t leave his sister to herself so he tells Lanz to rest with Ester and joins in to back up his sister in the good fight. Manfred always liked order.

Owen at this point decides, yeah okay whatever, let’s do this. Noelle hasn’t stopped dancing so she just starts singing again.

Soon most of them are back in it now, all of them backing up Manuel who has just been oblivious to the resistance movement he has accidentally started. He just wanted to sing the song real good and make Boss proud.

But everyone else knows what’s up, especially Valencia, who rallies the stragglers.

Michael is LOSING HIS MIND at this point. I’m not even sure he’s singing. He’s practically just screaming. Even Boss can’t work with this anymore.

Still, Boss expertly conducts so that Michael’s strongest and most triumphant notes still fit into the wider song. It’s a war zone.

FINALLY, with great frustration and a giant crescendo, Boss at last ends the song.

Everyone stops, winded, catching their breaths and surveying the room in confusion. No one says a word.

Michael stares right at Boss. Unblinking. Daring him to say something.

Boss reveals he’s been recording this entire time.

He pulls out his computer and plays it all back for us to see what we have created.

And with great authority, he looks right at Michael and says that he chose every single one of them for a reason.

That their talents he has fostered in them for so long are exactly the ingredients he needed to complete his magnum opus.

And that INCLUDES Michael’s shenanigans.

Every sour note.

Every crunchy bit of dissonance.

Boss wanted it all in there. It’s his masterpiece. And it’s just the way he wanted it.

Michael, predictably, throws a tantrum and storms off to the corner like a child. But everyone else is awed with the result. For a first draft, it’s phenomenal. Unlike anything anyone’s ever made before. They can’t wait to start workshopping it to get the finished product.

Anyway that’s all. Thanks for listening, you guys.

This is Vera, storyteller and weaver, signing off.

——————————————————————

If you’ve followed the story thus far, I am ready to reveal to you that this isn’t a real life event.

This is the Lord of the Rings creation myth. I just tricked you into reading the beginning of The Silmarillion.

And if you’re dying to know what happened next?

The book is widely available and written with language so beautiful it will make you cry.

So check it out and find out what happens to that asshole Michael aka Melkor.

Because Sauron ain’t got a THING on him!

[bunjovibunny]

What the Ker-Friggin-Fluff?!#$?!?

Me so angry. Lady Ma says I in trouble and not playing outside with Abel for today, maybe more days.

She has no rights. I'm free range, I'm my own bun, You Hairless Creature!!!

Here's what happened: I was adorably hopping around my yard, all majestic like, when I noticed this gorgeous brown and black fur ball of feisty, watching me. I gives her a show then. I lay long with my bountiful booty up in the air. I hope around and show her all the land that is my domain, I'm practically royalty if you count the yard space as my kingdom. She watches me. She almost stalkerish cause she can't get over how attractive and manly I is. She follows me, but from afar. Her and I are REALLLLY into each other. I play it cool. I do my own thing,while allowing her to bask in my awesomeness, from afar. We is like a fairy tale...two neighbors in love. Our parents keeping us apart. Frens, do you support true love ??

Please tell me Lady Ma how it is important I am able to connect with my love. She will not know why I suddenly gone from my kingdom. I need to be free to grow and make tiny Bun Jovi 's....

#BunJovi #LoveAtLast #SheFeisty

[nspdr-neo]

Cynthia makes a proposal to Volo, he lets her and a few others go, she can lure Junko into the boombox area, and he gets a new dancer, to keep the boombox, and use it for money.

Cogita shows up to help (with earmuffs, the lady isnt stupid) and Skyla who's having way too much fun with Volo since this started, thwarts Junkos attempt to escape with her massive jet speed ass.

Arceus and the space time trio look on in confusion. Eh, it's not Giratina having a temper tantrum so he's going to just...stay out of this mess

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

"Ahhh, how's my little evil Mastermind boy doing~" "Heeeey, bestie!~ Doing great~!!" It was a meeting between dimensional evil, with Junko and Volo greeting each other at the entrance.

"Sooooo, how's my little boombox coming in handy~"

"It's going great, Junko!! You won't believe how much money I'm raking in from it~" The despairful mastermind chuckled and smirked at the Arceus seeker.

"Excellent, and I suppose you're close to funding your own 'schemes' soon? Puhuhuhu...still remember our deal?~" Junko said darkly. Once Volo has enough money, he'll go for a second venture to bring out the God of the Pokeworld: Arceus...

And once Arceus is caught? Why, both Junko and Volo's world shall be reborn in their image!!!!

At least...that's what was agreed upon.

"Of course, when the time comes, you'll be the Goddess of a world of despair! Just how you would like it!!" Volo said earnestly. The duo stopped at a room that was strangely dark. "Oh, but until then, I do have something new to show you! Something that'll really shake things up!!" Oh? Junko entered the room...but it was then she got a suspicious feeling inside of her.

Something only confirmed when she got to the middle of the room and the lights came on...

With there being a gorgeous GILF in black, wearing earmuffs, smiling at her...and the golden boombox right in front of her.

Uh oh. Eyes widening, Junko darted back to the entranced only for a surprise hip bump to send her spiraling down.

"YAY YAY!! Seeeeeeee?~ Look Master Volo, Mistress Gita!~ I, like, tooootally stopped her~" Skyla said, giggling happily and bouncing place.

"Yes, yes, you did good." Cogita praised before turning on the boombox. As the the hypnotic tunes washed over Junko, the fashionista pouted and yelled at Volo, also wearing earmuffs.

"HEEEEY!!! What about our deaaaaaaaaaaaal?!!!" Volo waved at her dismissively.

"Yeah, so, sorry~ But, I work better alone and got a much better deal for 'recruiting' you instead!! But, don't worry!! Being my newest big earner is gonna give you a rush of despair like no other!!!"

"V-voloooooooooooo~" Junko slurred out, already feeling the effect muddy her mind. Filling it with nothing but the need to strip...and to twerk!!!

"Puhuhu...puhuhuhu!! To be betrayed like this...such sweet despair!!! I just have to celebrate~" Junko began to cackle, and it was then that her ass began to grow. She had an impressive bubble butt before, but the feeling of excitement from being backstabbed like this and her own acceptance of her situation had it grow to the point one could be forgiven for thinking she was carrying a friggin' couch. Getting into something related to a Jack O' pose, she her meaty, newly powerful, wobblephat get to work clapping and moving about with the moves of a pro (clearly not her first time throwing it back for an audience~)

Truly the mark of a new beautiful relationship~

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"Alrighty, Cynthy you're free to go~" Volo waved. Rolling her eyes she, Elesa, Fennel, Bianca, Annabel and Juniper were free per the requests. Volo's an absolute menace but when it came to this deal he did honor it. As such, Cynthia was at least willing to let him off for now.......until she could find some way to get payback on this evil twink.

"Hmph, I would say good luck with your business...but that would be a lie." Cynthia said before peacing out with her ladies. Cogita, who stayed behind for tea, looked at Volo in both annoyance, yet curiousity.

"So, a lot of your personnel are now gone...are you sure your business can still continue?" Volo gave a nonchalant grin.

"No worries, Cogita, dear. Considering the turn out tonight," Both walked back to the main venue of Volo's Villa. One that recognized a new debut for a twerkslut in a black and white slingkini and slamming her powerful globes onto the stage so hard, yet so hypnotically, one could be forgiven for thinking Earthquake was being used!! And the crowd loved it, showing Junko with money and jewels and...more sticky based fluids~

Something that had Volo looking in approval with a slasher smile of a smirk.

"I'm going to be just fine~"