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𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕤

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𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕤

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“𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜”

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having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card 📚

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having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card 📚

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𝔸𝕚𝕕𝕒 - 𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕤

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𝔸𝕚𝕕𝕒 - 𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕤

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𝕎𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥

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𝕎𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥

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𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖…

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𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖…

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Okay I slapped on some makeup, I need to adjust my brow shade (I majorly fucked them up today 🥴) and I think I need to shorten the length as it's too bottom heavy. However it's not as bad? I think? I dunno, send help.

Anyway here's a pic that looks like something out of a cbc investigative article or some shit lollll

Yer girl went and got bettie bangs thinking a drastic change would be good (but not so scary since I wore them for many years) and I am SO SAD with my decision 😭

I dunno if it means they were never cute or I'm no longer cute and bangs can no longer save me 😭

Literally looking like temu Tina Belcher with none of the confidence

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Yer girl went and got bettie bangs thinking a drastic change would be good (but not so scary since I wore them for many years) and I am SO SAD with my decision 😭

I dunno if it means they were never cute or I'm no longer cute and bangs can no longer save me 😭

Literally looking like temu Tina Belcher with none of the confidence

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MY GUY

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I collect wayy too many things:

Barbies (though my fave is a 70s mego Cher doll)

Horror and pop-culture themed action figures (I have so many Universal Monsters it's not even fit)

Salt and pepper shakers

DVDs, VHS tapes

do u guys collect stuff (irl)? tell me what u collect

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On the eighth day of Jeffmas, my true love gave to me....repetitive strain from wrapping, but also these rather spiffy deco trees from @oaksimstudios!

My eighth prawn is a talented mesher, famous for the unfinished, but unforgotten double toilet, which is almost ironic considering today's gift...BUT ANYHOO! Look at these jazzy little trees!

Add a little Christmas cheer to any room. Prefer beige? We got you covered with our NEUTRAL SWATCHES without the two month wait!

Where did I get these trees? None of your business, Ethel!

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Swatches: 15 Polys: 1098

Come back tomorrow for an architectural treat by a prawn who knows a thing or two about creating a cereal-ously cozy environment!