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I hope he doesn't bite LOL
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I'm awake at the ass crack of dawn so I'm here vaping like my life depends on it.
The app is freaking the fuck out and it feels like end of days or some shit but anyway I had a scour through my blog and finally deleted all my super old sim pics of Harry Potter and the Raging Transphobe™ (I definitely should have done it sooner but going back 5-6 years through thousands of posts was not on my to-do list)
Anyway as a former raging fangirl, my thoughts are this : Why in the flying fuck are you placing a children's book series above actual real people's lives?? Ok so there's some nostalgia/cherished memories/whatever, re-read your books or watch your dvds if you are a millennial dinosaur (still ick but ok) but there's absolutely no excuse to be lining the pockets of a fucking bigot who is literally funding real harm to a group of people???
On a final note : terfs and bigots can fly to fuck (preferably into the sun)
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The staff of Broke, Bachelor & Associates, Divorce Attorneys at Law (circa 1973)
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The best kind of store 🧀🧀🧀
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I actually miss this little weirdo so much 😭
Goddamnit Shakey
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Missing the Grace-Pantazis family today (and by that I mostly mean Shakey)
the face of a killer
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Sometimes I love local news 😂
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Receding hairlines I BEG 😩
The things I want in male cc this 2025 are as follows;
Pants and tops that actually meet
More slick back hairs (alpha and maxis match)
HOOCHIE DADDY SHORTS
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“I’ll bite your kneecaps off!”
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"Smoke this shit."
#rb#it's wild to me that i can remember when smoking in hospitals restaurants the mall was a thing#we exclusively sat in the smoker's section wherever we went so my mom could chainsmoke lol#second-hand smoke who?
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I still do not have my laptop parts but I'm preparing myself mentally to cut my cc hoard in half (200gb 😶😮💨)
Also here's Judy who recently discovered blankets 😭
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actually what's the worst thing a doctor has said or done to you
#rb#lollll#only good experience was through psychiatry but that was after i ate a bottle of pills and tried to run my spouse over with my car 😶#one gyno told me my pain was not related to my history of endometriosis but due to caffeine and my hip being tight#same gyno then gave me a made up 'pain test' which consisted of ramming his fingers into the sides of my vag#apparently that was to prove that my hip was tight???#like no shit that's gonna fucking hurt#absolute creep#next gyno told me that my abdomen is full of endometrial scar tissue but won't operate cause it eventually comes back#again no fucking shit#she then suggested a $400/mo new med that 'might' help#ma'am fly to fuck#got hit by a transport truck and then told i was lazy cause i was still hurt?? i'm still hurt 7 years later???#modern medicine is built on hatred of women
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made a little dude here (thanks @mithrava for the tag 💕)
It's me and Judy 🥰
tagging @budgie2budgie @cinamun @thegloomiestwhim & @bakedsimmer (no pressure obv)
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The "Brains Behind the Man" ☎️
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