#SERIOUSLY THO WHAT THE HELL

[dan-crimes]

Splatoon 3 be like Oh you're winning games? You're having fun with people at your same level with good teammates against good enemies? Good weapon synergy that allows you to play backline? HA! NOT ANYMORE FUCKER! HERE! Have the worst teams you've ever had in ur life with enemies who also suck but are still slightly better than the rest of ur team, watch as they all run in and DIE over and over and over again and never do anything different and watch as they NEVER KILL A SINGLE ENEMY unless by literal ACCIDENT and watch as NONE OF THEM DO THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE SO MY SUPPORT WEAPON IS LEFT USELESS and watch as ur team NEVER FUCKING PROTECTS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE THE RAINMAKER and then you go and change ur weapon and NOW SUDDENLY UR TEAM NEEDS YOU TO PLAY BACKLINE WHEN UR A FRONTLINE WEAPON or ur team need to INK THE FUCKING GROUND bcuz no one can fuckin MOVE ANYWHERE and you switched off that weapon as well and THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO HELL HELL HELL WE HATE YOU FUCK YOU !!!

[crescentlyautumn]

You know what’s funny? How I can say that I headcanon a character as somewhere on the ace spectrum and/or aro spectrum, and within minutes I am being treated as if I am somehow very unintelligent and know nothing of the world.

[lilirot]

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

exploding hammers

[supercalime]

As promised, my meme contribution

[cartoocifer]

NOT TO MENTION DEVIL MADE THE RULES HIMSELF, STICKLER JUST ENSURES THEY’RE ENFORCED!

My guy you are the ruler of Hell and yet you let this guy boss you around? If you hate the rules so much why don’t you just change them? You wrote them yourself! Someone message Deeki Deke and get his opinion on this.

Me watching MagiCat’s ranking video on the Cuphead Show villains: Oh, neat. Wonder where he ranks The Devil? :)

MagiCat explaining why he has The Devil only at #7: Why does the Stickler guy hold power over him exactly? He could just say “Screw it”, and go murder Cuphead and his entire family!

Me: Hey, you know what? That’s actually a good point. Why DOES Stickler hold so much power over The Devil? They never really explain that in the show. I’ll just add that to the list of questions The Cuphead Show never really answered, and why it needs to be renewed for another season or so.

[vaguely-concerned]

*tears streaming down my face* how the FUCK did we start at 'pulling ken's dream house out of kremy's ass' and end up at this

[musicalmoritz]

Hi, we’re going to see this scene animated in January

I’m going to scream

[ivys-garden]

Please enjoy this hobbled together meme, based on an image that flashed into my head at 3am as I fell out of my bed and onto the floor.

[reminding-you-of-twilight]

I know the watcher situation is bad and all, and theres alot to criticise, but look at how funny the recommended emojis under Stevens' instagram post talking about it is 😭😭😭

[vinntea]

Yall. When I say the doomed yuri in Land of the Lustrous is cooked to perfection I mean. The doomed yuri. In this manga. Is STEAMED, GRILLED, STIRRED, FRIED, BAKED, ROASTED, AND C O O K E D. TO.

P E R F E C T I O N .

[poems-of-a-lover]

will never be over this honestly

[whatacreepything]

tiktok gays when they go in public and see gay people being gay instead of discussing the latest microlabel discourse that was posted from an account called bobthebuildersbignaturals

[twinstxrs]

thinking about how gorgug + kristen perceive both their own deaths & each other’s, and how that impacts their relationship. bc i feel like freshman year kristen was too caught up in her newfound knowledge of the nature of her own god to truly clock & process gorgug’s internal revulsion of where he went after he died, & freshman year gorgug wasn’t familiar enough with the complexities of other people to truly lock onto the sorrow buried within the chaos of kristen’s upward/downward/sideways spiral until she was seemingly on the other side of it. & i wonder if they’ve ever really talked about it (unlikely), or if they’ve just cracked very few jokes that didn’t land and decided to never quite do the work & dig through that part of their relationship. but there’s a kinship there; kristen specifically singles out gorgug to tell him she died again, and gorgug apologizes that he wasn’t there with her this time. gorgug takes one of the finger bones off kristen’s newly/long-time decayed corpse to have an anchor to something in the world. despite the fact that they were in different places after death, having been together during it means everything.

anyways what i’m trying to say is i think they should talk about it.

[littlestardescendants]

[ Ch. 5 Leviathan Spoilers ]

Did it Change My Opinion on Leviathan??

... Not really...

First off: Angels are disgusting. See now those jokes about priests are accurate because. Eugh-

Next: ...

Oh no...

Leviathan's a Shonen Protagonist no wonder he's a massive cunt- 😮

[h-didanart]

And for today’s cut fic interactions! The Blood Twins trying to see the good side of their situation, I think, kinda? Ehhh, somewhat

(These two are from what’s supposed to be the same scene btw :P)

———

Bloody: I actually had a feeling this would happen since the rat thing

Harvest: … that’s fair. You did notice we wouldn’t enjoy the slaughter first after all

Bloody: y-yeah… that was pretty bad

Harvest: You’re telling me, I should’ve seen it too, such an obvious thing, if only it wasn’t for my incompetence

Bloody: you forget we’re both incompetent

———

Harvest: So, this is our life now

Bloody: Seems like it

Harvest, sighing in exhaustion: Such a miserable life

Bloody: Better than a miserable end

That was probably not a good thing to say, fuck

Harvest, quietly: Suppose so

They both were quiet for a bit

Bloody: I liked Solar

Harvest: I did too

Bloody: He was nice

Harvest: Sure he was, until he wasn’t

Bloody, looking at Harvest: Do you think he still cares?

Harvest: He shouldn’t

Bloody: But does he?

Harvest: …

Bloody, fidgeting awkwardly: Sorry, stupid question—

Harvest: I hope he does

Harvest: We’ll probably never get that level of concern from anyone again with how we are now- besides, well

He gestures to them both

Harvest, giving the stink eye: and stop cutting yourself off, it’s getting annoying, who cares if it’s a dumb thought, you forget we’re both stupid

Bloody:

Bloody, frowning: Don’t use my words against me

Harvest: I’ll use whatever I want against you

Bloody reached to punch Harvest’s shoulder lightly, the younger rolled their eyes.

That felt right

This felt right