#SAR IF I COULD SHARE THEM I WOULD
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
u got tickets to see yoongibswhabsb?!!?$)? rob list
akdjakfkaja i actually dont know how i did it D: it was the most stressful experience because seats were just DISAPPEARING as I was selecting to buy them, but whew i got lucky somehow
#SAR IF I COULD SHARE THEM I WOULD#ticketmaster needs to touch grass with some of their prices#i am in the way far back but anything to see yoongi#blood sweat and tears were shed#sar <3#asks 🌙#lovely moots 💕
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
New hope
In a corner of this world filled with dreams and hope, there was a young girl named Shahad, born with a powerful dream in her heart: to become a doctor. From a young age, she dedicated herself to this vision, studying with passion and determination, looking forward to the day she would wear the white coat and help ease people's pain.
But then, in an unexpected twist, war shattered her life and everything in its path, including Shahad's dreams. Schools closed, roads became perilous, and her life turned into a daily fight just to stay safe from bullets and explosions. Each step forward became simply a struggle to survive, as her dream of studying medicine turned into fragments scattered in the wind of war.
Though circumstances didn’t allow her to fulfill her dream, Shahad’s spirit remained unbroken. She became a symbol of resilience, spreading hope to those around her, supporting them, and teaching children whenever she could. She may not have become a doctor, but she became a source of healing and strength for those who knew her, proving that dreams may shatter, but a kind spirit will never break.
So guys please help donate or share ,and thank you for everything and your support 💕🙏
@freetyphoonfire-deactivated2024 @brokenbackmountain @aleciosun @fluoresensitivearchived @khizuo @transmutationdice @schoolhatergirl @transmutationdice @appsa @buttercuparry @sayruq @malcriada @palestinegenocide-blog @sar-soor @akajustmerry @annoyingloudmicrowavecultist @feluka @tortiefrancis @flower-tea-fairies @feluka @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @visenyasdragon @belleandsaintsebastian @ear-motif @kordeliiius @brutaliakhoa @raelyn-dreams @troythecatfish @theropoda @tamarrud @4ft10tvlandfangirl @queerstudiesnatural @northgazaupdates2 @skatezophrenic @awetistic-things @camgirlpanopticon @baby-girl-aaron-dessner @nabulsi @sygutka @junglejim4322 @heritageposts @chososhairbuns @palistani @dlxxv-vetted-donations @illuminated-runas @imjustheretotrytohelp @freetyphoonfire-deactivated2024
#gaza strip#gaza genocide#free gaza#gazaunderattack#cats of tumblr#dragon age#gaza#olympics#photography#pokemon
138 notes
·
View notes
Text
I've been working really hard for over seven months now to help my family through a tough time.
I've been asking for help to get them out of this terrible situation, but unfortunately, no one from the relevant organizations has responded.
I really appreciate everyone who's been involved and donated, even the smallest amounts mean a lot.
I'd really appreciate it if you could share my story with people who have a big following so we can reach a wider audience and hopefully achieve our goal.
We're trying to evacuate my family from Gaza to a safer place, and the living expenses there are really high.
Any help you can give would be amazing!
My GoFundMe link 👈
@cartoonrival @aria-ashryver @heba-20 @90-ghost @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @bilal-salah0 @lesbixch @lesbiankakyoin @lesbianmaxevans @neptunerings @khanger @buttercuparry @brutaliakhoa @sar-soor @commissions4aid-international @jezior0 @sleevesareforlosers @staff @sovteck @madeline-kahn @mahlto @mad-moll @malcriada @missmonkeymode @natalia-lafourcade @nwenny @nabulsi @nycartscene @vilecrocodile @vetted-gaza-funds @vogue @vanessahudgens @sweet-honey-bunnies @sweetoothgirl @sweethomestyle @soapstore @believeroftheunseen @dalawamput-apat-na-sinag-tala @baby-girl-aaron-dessner @garden-of-vegan @galway-bae @denn1s-lessing @danielhowell @siraj2024 @turtletoria
#donations#gaza genocide#gazaunderattack#gofundme#free gaza#free palestine#gaza#gaza strip#palestinian genocide#save palestine
70 notes
·
View notes
Note
your p.ai.nter and your surface au are making me ILL (positive) im a huge huge fan ...
UM! if youd allow me to ask can you tell me all about surface au .... i need to know everything about them so i can be MORE ILL ABOUT THEM!!
HIHIHI!!! AUGH I finally have time to sit down and yap, I've been thinking about this ask all day SKJSJCJ AAAA FIRST AND FOREMOST I'm so glad you're enjoying it and it's making you deathly ill!!!! Good!!! Suffer!!! Along with me and the five other mentally unbalanced watercolor heathens here 🙂↕️ /silly
So!! Originally I thought it up just as an excuse to draw human(ish) Seb kissing and cuddling a robot in dire need of it, but then I Thought some more and it transformed into a hurt/comfort/healing au?? The healing being from the shared trauma they endured back at the Blacksite (working through it via various measures and expanding their relationship as a whole), while simultaneously learning how to function in a modern world they are very much unfamiliar with
The general premise is Sebastian gains most of his human form back, with Painter to help assist him in recovery, like physical therapy and reintroducing him to society XD Sebastian having a difficult time processing emotions now that he's free and it all has time to sink in, etc etc~ The same goes for Painter, however, and they're just gonna have to work it out together cuz they got BAGGAGE no therapist is qualified for. Our dear Painter has their fair share of shit too, such as the sapiency debate most people have an aversion to (because how could an object process thoughts and emotions in a meaningful way?? Unheard of! /sar)
And the rest is just domestic silliness because they're allowed some happiness 😁 and because I'm under the firm belief Sebastian would become a house wife if someone let him /hj
But that's basically it!! One big fat drawing prompt really (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) I commend you for making it through this whole yap sesh fr 🙏 if you're still interested just let me know and if I have sudden Thoughts I'm more than happy to drop them unannounced 💥💥💥 DOODLES FROM MY SHITFIC AS A TREAT‼️
#YAYYY YIPPEEEEE TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED#I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH ACTUALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO YAP#should i start tagging this appropriately??? idek dude i didn't expect the idea to breach containment#pressure surface au#sebpainter#watercolor pressure#sebastian x painter#spicy art
130 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hello,
I hope this message finds you well 🌹.
My name is Mohammed, and I am from Gaza. The war has taken my parents and siblings from me, and I have suffered severe injuries. Now, my only remaining family is my wife and three children, and the thought of losing them is unbearable. I am reaching out for your help to protect my children. Your donations and sharing my story on social media would be the greatest gift you could give to my children.
My campaign is verified.
Thank you all 🙏❤️
Mohammed's campaign is verified, please share it around!
88 notes
·
View notes
Text
Fireworks | Y/N x Ahkmenrah
Masterlist British!Reader is feeling homesick without celebrating Bonfire night. After confiding in Ahkmenrah, he seeks help from the others to make sure they don't miss out on their favourite holiday (WC: 2334) AN: I wrote this in basically a day so apologies if it's not super polished.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Y/N had been working as a night guard for the museum of natural history for a little over six months now. They’d moved to New York from the UK a year ago to attend NYU studying archeology. So when they were desperate for money and they found out the local museum had an open position, they happily took it.
The job did take some adjusting, especially when on their first night they came face to face with a moving t-rex skeleton, but thankfully, with the help of Larry and the other exhibits, they slowly became apart of their mismatched family.
It was notable that over the last six months Y/N had grown closest to Ahkmenrah. Not only due to their closeness in age but also their shared interest in history. Most nights Y/N could be found walking with Ahkmenrah, either listening to his stories or catching him up on recent history.
It was now November, Halloween had just passed, and Y/N was feeling unusually more homesick than usual. Instead of listening emotively to Ahkmenrah’s stories, they simply hummed in acknowledgement. She’s so caught up in her homesick melancholy that she fails to notice that he’s stopped speaking.
"Y/N, are you alright?” He nudged her gently as he asked. “You seem distant this evening?”
"Sorry, it’s silly, really.”
"Are you sure? You don't seem alright," he says quietly, his crystal eyes watching you. "You never ignore me."
“Oh Ahkmen, I’m so sorry!” Their face suddenly filled with emotion. “I didn’t mean to ignore you.”
He shook his head at her apologies and stepped forward to hold their hand. "No, it’s fine, Y/N, but what’s wrong?”
“I’m just missing the UK this time of year.”
Ahkmenrah's eyes soften as he takes your hand. "I understand. It is okay to miss your home." He says quietly. He looks up at you, and he can tell that the homesickness that you're feeling is a very heavy thing.
He gently squeezes your hand. "Do you talk to your family back in England?" He gives a thoughtful glance before looking back up at you.
“It’s not that; I spoke to them just this morning, but..." Y/N pauses for a moment before continuing, “I kinda miss the fireworks.”
His brows furrow slightly in confusion. “Fireworks?”
“Every year in the UK we set off fireworks and make bonfires on the Fifth of November.” They begin to explain, “We call it Bonfire or Guy Fawkes night.”
The confusion is now replaced with wide-eyed curiosity; his eyes sparkle with interest as he speaks, “That sounds wonderful, so you celebrate with fireworks?”
Y/N nodded, happy with Akhmenrah’s genuine interest. “Um yeah, it’s a way to commemorate when Guy Fawkes failed to blow up parliament in 1605.”
Ahkmenrah raises his eyebrows. He seems more intrigued than ever at this point. "A failed attack on a government.. so you celebrate?" he says, almost in awe at the idea. "How exciting!"
“Yeah, although like most holidays we mainly use it as an excuse to get stinking drunk.” They laughed quietly at their own joke, “But my parents and I used to always go see a fireworks show every year.”
“Did you do anything else?” He asked, still curious, to which Y/N’s asked sparkled before they spoke. The two then spent the rest of the night talking about different traditions and foods that bonfire night often had. They also discussed different holidays Akhmenrah would celebrate during his life in Ancient Egypt.
Eventually, the sun began to rise and the two had to part, but not before Y/N escorted him back to his tomb. “I’ll see you tonight, Akhmen.”
“See you tonight, Y/N.” He replied, but he looked as if he wanted to keep talking, making Y/N confused, but she didn’t have time to reply as the sarcophagus closed and the tablet glowed once more.
Y/N sighed before gently tapping on the sarcophagus and whispered the one thing they could never say during the night, “I love you...” before stepping away and heading back home.
The next night, Larry greeted them with a favour: "Listen, could you just keep an eye on the minis tonight? They’ve been whispering, and I got a feeling they're planning something.”
“Sure, no worries.” They ended up spending their whole night with Jedediah and Octavius. Y/N took them to the projection room and let them pick any movies to watch; they ended up picking The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
By the time Sunrise was close, they had only just finished the second film, and with a promise to watch the third movie, the two let Y/N carry them back to their exhibits. Once they had finished closing their assigned exhibits, Y/N made their way to the museum lobby.
As they walked down the stairs, Y/N paused as they spotted Ahkmenrah and Larry talking in hushed tones and looked at something on Larry’s laptop. The two hadn’t noticed Y/N as they slowly walked closer to the two.
“What are you boys whispering about?” They asked, causing the two men to jump slightly at the sudden voice. Larry quickly shut the laptop, looking incredibly awkward at being caught.
“Ah, Y/N. We were just... discussing some work stuff. Nothing important.” The older nightguard spoke rapidly, not sounding convincing at all. He glanced at the young pharaoh to back him up, who proceeded to nod while smiling a bit too widely.
“Uh Huh…” Y/N spoke with their arms crossed, clearly not believing them. “You guys are keeping something from me, and I’m gonna find out, but it’s close to sunrise, so it can wait.”
Ahkmenrah squirms a little under your scrutinising gaze. Larry, still looking sheepish, scratches the back of his neck. "Right. Yes. Sunrise." He agrees quickly. "Everything can wait." After a moment, he nudges Ahkmenrah, who hasn't spoken yet.
The Egyptian Pharaoh coughs and composes himself quickly. "Yes, yes. Sunrise," he said as his face went back to the usual cool and calm look.
Y/N smiled at the Ahkmenrah fondly before gently grabbing his arm and saying, “Come on, I’ll get you settled back in your room.”
Ahkmenrah doesn't look so tense anymore after seeing their smile. Once they grab his arm, he lets out a quiet breath and relaxes a little. "Thank you," he mumbles under his breath and lets Y/N lead him back to his exhibit.
As they led him, Y/N started to talk. There's no specific topic to their rambling, but it helps distract Akhmenrah from the inevitability that soon he’ll be in the sarcophagus once again. When they arrive in front of his exhibit, Y/N feels him tense next to them and gently guides him towards the sarcophagus.
“It’s okay, we’ll be right here for you when you wake up,” they try to comfort him as he lowers himself into his tomb.
He lays down in his sarcophagus and gives them a small nod, a silent thank you. "I trust that you will," he murmurs as his chest rises and falls with calm breaths.
As Y/N looks at him, their mind runs on autopilot and, without thinking, reaches down and places a soft kiss on his forehead. Realising what they’ve done, Y/N pulls away wide-eyed, "Sorry, I don’t know why I did that.”
Ahkmenrah is still stunned for a moment, his face red. "I-" he stutters slightly, trying to organise his thoughts. "No, it's alright," he manages, his voice trembling a little from the unexpected gesture.
Before they could reply, they spotted the tablet begin to slowly glow. With a sigh, they turned back to Ahkmenrah and said, "Sorry, it’s sunrise; I need to close this.”
Ahkmenrah reluctantly nods, his face still a little flustered from the kiss. The tablet's glow grows brighter as the sun rises. "Yes, of course," he mumbles, his voice slightly hushed.
He takes a deep breath before speaking again, trying to hide the hint of disappointment in his voice. "I'll see you tonight then."
“See you tonight.” With that, Y/N pushed the sarcophagus closed and waited until the glowing ended before heading home. As they walked down New York Street, Y/N couldn’t help but wonder exactly what Larry and Ahkmenrah were whispering about; they made a mental note to ask on their next shift.
Yet when they arrived the next evening, Y/N was confused to find the main lobby entirely empty, even despite the fact they’d arrived over thirty minutes late.
“Hello?” They called out as their voice echoed around the museum, “Where is everyone?”
Still no response, causing Y/N to sigh slightly. Suddenly the sounds of footsteps approaching caused them to tense as possibility spread through their head, What if there thrives in the museum? What if they’d stolen the tablet?
As the footsteps grew closer, Y/N hid behind the desk while clutching their torch like a weapon, ready to strike. They heard the person stop in front of the desk, causing Y/N to jump up and swing. Only to be stopped by an outstretched hand and a loud voice yelling their name.
“Atilla?” Y/N’s eyes were wide as they realised who they’d nearly attacked. “I’m sorry, I thought you were an intruder.”
He replied in Hun and a small pat on their left shoulder to indicate no harm was done before holding his hand out. Y/N took his hand and allowed him to take them to the new planetarium that had been built a month ago. They stood outside for a moment before the doors swung open.
Y/N gasped as she saw how the room was decorated with various streamers and balloons and spotted the rest of the museum happily partying with each other. Everyone is having a great time, and the room is filled with music and laughter. Larry, among the others, is near the centre holding up a drink. He sees you and waves.
"Ah, Y/N!" Larry calls out. "There you are! Was starting to worry you weren't coming." He gestures to the surroundings. "What do you think? Pretty neat, huh?”
They approach him slowly, still taking in the surroundings. “Larry? What on earth is going on?”
“We’re celebrating bonfire night!” He exclaimed excitedly while handing her a drink, “I think we got most of it right but added our own American twist, you know?”
“How did you even know about this?” Y/N asked, to which Larry simply pointed to a corner where they could see Ahkmenrah talking to Sacagawea and Teddy.
They left Larry at the bar with a polite wave and made their way over to the trio. Ahkmenrah’s eyes instantly locked onto them when he saw them approaching. “Y/N! You finally made it!”
“Did you do all this for me?” They asked while smiling brightly.
"Yes! Yes, I did," he replies enthusiastically. "Larry and the others helped, of course. But I wanted tonight to be special for you."
His eyes sparkle as he looks at you, happy to see your reaction to his efforts. "Do you like it?"
“Like it?” Y/N began while looking around again in wonder, "Ahkmen, I love it!”
“You do?” He asked, to which Y/N nodded, "Well, there’s more to come still; in fact, it should be starting in just a minute.”
“What’s starting?”
Instead, he grabbed their hand and led them to a specific spot. “It’s a surprise, but follow me; I know the perfect spot to watch.”
Before Y/N could ask another question, the main lights dimmed, leaving them in darkness. They looked up as the constellations began to move, gently dancing for a moment before one of them exploded into a dazzling display of colours.
Y/N’s eyes widened in recognition before they looked at Ahkmenrah and whispered, “Fireworks...”
“Larry said we couldn’t get real ones, but I thought this would be a good alternative.” He explained, watching as they smiled brightly, their face illuminated by the beautiful light show.
Feeling incredibly proud, he takes Y/N’s hand and stands beside them, watching the animated sky with them. "I'm glad you're enjoying it." He mumbled quietly and squeezed their hand.
Y/N continued to watch the fireworks, but as the display neared its end, they turned toward the young pharaoh. “Could I do something a little crazy?”
Ahkmenrah tilts his head a little and smiles, intrigued and curious about their question. "Of course, Y/N, what is it?"
Instead of answering, Y/N slowly reached a hand out to caress his cheek. They looked into his eyes for a moment before reaching forward and gently placing their lips on his. Ahkmenrah freezes for a moment, stunned by their action, but then he slowly blinks and closes his eyes.
In the dim light of the planetarium, he gently returns the kiss, his lips moving gently against theirs. After a moment, he hesitantly wraps his arms around them to pull them closer, his fingers lightly tracing along their back.
The two only pull away once a cacophony of cheers and clapping surrounds them. Y/N quickly hides their blushing face in Ahkmenrah's chest when they turn and see all their friends congratulating them for finally taking the next step.
Y/N feels his chest move as he chuckles softly before pulling them closer. “Thank you, my friends, but I think we should get back to the party.”
With his kind but commanding words, the rest of them quickly began to party once more, but not without a suggestive whistle from a certain cowboy.
They pull away from his chest slightly before speaking, “Thank you, Ahkmen, for all of this.”
"I wanted to make this special for you, and it was worth the wait," he says softly and gives their forehead a light kiss. “Shall we get back to the party?”
“Lead the way.” Y/N replied, allowing him to lead them by the waist to join their friends on the dance floor.
In that moment, finally being with the person they cared about most as their friends danced around them, Y/N realised they hadn’t thought of home once. Even if for a moment, Akhmenrah had healed their homesickness, and they couldn’t be happier.
#oneshot#x reader#ahkmenrah#ahkmenrah x reader#natm#natm fandom#natm ahkmenrah#night at the museum#rami malek x reader#y/n#british!reader#reader insert#fanfic#rami malek#bonfire night#nov 5th
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
I SHALL RETURN!!!
This is the key to my home in northern Gaza 🗝, and here I am, taking this picture as a displaced person in southern Gaza 💔.
I often wondered why my grandparents, over 76 years ago, took the keys to their homes with them when they left.
Now, history is repeating itself, and I finally understand why I couldn’t leave my house without taking its key. It’s simply my love, my sense of belonging, and my hope of returning to the place that means so much to me. All that remains of it now is this key.
I wish I could have taken my home with me 💔. I wish I had taken one last picture with it, or given its walls and doors a deep embrace 😭. When I left on Saturday, October 14, 2023, I didn’t know it would be the last time. I can never forget that date—it’s engraved in my memory until my dying day. We thought we would be gone for just two weeks, but now it’s nearly a year, and we still haven’t returned.
The wait to go back is exhausting and painful 💔😭. I can't imagine the joy I will feel when I return, even if it’s only to rubble. I hope my return is near, and that we don't suffer the same fate as my grandparents, who never made it back. I hope you will keep your eyes on Gaza—we still need you and your help, especially in securing food.
Vetted by Strawberry Seeds Collective on IG. No.20 on the list
Please share my story with your friends and donate if you can. We still rely on your support.
https://gofund.me/b1dad9e1
@riding-with-the-wild-hunt @ibtisams @90-ghost @vakarians-babe @tamarrud @fairuzfan @sayruq @humanvoicebox @kaapstadgirly @sar-soor @dimonds456-art @plomegranate @fallahifag @queerstudiesnatural @commissions4aid-international @pollo-con-vodka @palipunk-blog @nabulsi27 @stil-lindigo @delicatedoggie @three-croissants @ghost-and-a-half @faggotfungus @vakarian-shepard @communistchilchuck @heba-20 @feluka
#celebrities#business#black stories#beauty#leben#lebanese#free palestine#free gaza#gaza genocide#israel is committing genocide#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#Spotify
25 notes
·
View notes
Note
hiya!! for the ask thing can I ask for Food and Name for Jocia and Yuu Shi? tysm!!!
(also baby goats baby goats baby goats-)
Name: What does your twst OC's name mean? Why does Rook/Floyd call them [insert nickname]?
OH i have- lots of lil lore tidbits for this
Jocia, according to my research waaaay back when I finally looked into her name (I deadass thought I just made it up at first), is typically associated with "joy!" Though Im sure that was obvious from the almost constant glare on her face /sar. It is also a different form of the name Jocelyn, a German name. I always pronounced it Jo-sha til I learned it was supposed to be- well, exactly as its spelled, Jo-see-ah.
Floyd calls her Barracuda! Initially I was going to have that be what he called Yuu, but the "catfish" pun was too good for me to pass on. So- what else could I do but hand over the title to Jo? Plus I think it fits her better :P Primarily due to how the barracuda is more known for how they hunt and fight.
They are known to be ferocious, attacking quickly and using ambush techniques (similar to a certain pair of tweels). They are also known to just straight up take fish from other species, even human divers- besides that, they don't really attack humans unprovoked. Barracudas also compete with moray eels for food/prey.
I feel like this relates back to how Jocia "handles" her anger- or- howshetakesitout on people around her who wrong her/those she cares about. She is ruthless and fearsome at times, but for the most part she prefers to just... chill. She doesn't purposefully go seeking out trouble when she's in the right place mentally.
Rook calls her "Reine des épices" (pls excuse any mistakes, blame the translator), which translates to "Queen of Spice!" This is honestly more of a personal reference. Me and my partner always used to joke that Jocia was kinda like a pepper- and would often use 🌶️ when joking about her. It's mostly due to her fiery, hot-tempered nature.
Yuu- is- well, yuu. I didnt come up with that, i just snatched it JFNDJDJ. HOWEVER. "Shi" can have many different meanings! I tried my best to go for something vague. I like the thought of having something that leaves you guessing what applies and what doesnt. However! It can actually also mean "you." Yuushi as a whole can translate to "hero!" (Another ironic take, I know)
Floyd calls her catfish bc. It's funny. I think it's funny and I'd bet $20 that he'd think it's funny. So it's catfish KFNDJDK
Besides the obvious- (pretending to be someone she isnt), catfish can live in almost any aquatic climate, making them rather adaptable. They have a large range of size and behavior, and are most well known for their stinging "whiskers." (Glances at shi's taser) They ALSO compete with eels for prey- as long as they arent a small enough species, then theyd become the prey.
Rook calls her "Reine du Rock", which means "Queen of Rock"- this one is just simple. She loves rock music. She plays it all the time, and it is what she most enjoys performing. Again i am not a good translator trust me i tried to learn another languagemybrainjustcant
Another fact, the twin's parents switched them around at birth on accident, and forgot who they named what initially. It's entirely possible that Yuu was supposed to be named Jocia, but they don't know :P they fight over who is older bc of this too.
Food: What is your twst OC's favorite and least favorite food? Why (optional)? Is there anyone they can share their favorite food? Is there anyone they can count on to take over the food they dislike?
I went into this a lil bit with Yuu in the past during different ask games! Here and here. And a lil bit for Jo here. (Their fav and why<)
Yuu Shi is partial to suggesting treats to Trey- whether he actually makes Bungeoppang or just uses Doodle Suit, it is currently her easiest means of getting it when she only had it a few times prior. So, sure, she'll share... sometimes.
Jocia- given she is partial to a barbequed dish, she could share it with Leona given his love for meat... but WOULD she? No.
Yuu Shi would never subject anyone else to caffeine even if they really enjoyed it, unless that someone is the sink drain.
As for Jocia... really, she didnt have too much against olives. They were bad, yeah, but not horrible. She hated the way they made her tongue itch, though... and then she figured out that they weren't supposed to do that. She's allergic. Yuu Shi used to take them for her, but there isn't really anyone who enthusiastically WANTS them either.
#boopshoopsramblings#boopshoopsoc#twisted wonderland#yuu shi#twst oc#oc#twst#original character#disney twst#jocia gains#HI IM ANSWERING THIS LATE#OH WELL#i have no more baby goat content 😔😔😔#sorry kanae 🫡#also SHE BREACHED CONTAINMENT
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
ONE-SHOT
Urogi has a breeding kink, male demon reader. In here the fur in Urogi's legs are pants.
Warnings: Breeding kink, Anal sex, Cannibalism, Predatory-animalistic behavior, Mentioned egg-laying, Mentioned m-preg (no actual m-preg).
You know you got lucky, really lucky, out there.
When he turned you into a demon you lost all your memories, but you knew you loved birds. While you don't really have many bird-like features, just some feathers that you could control as your demon blood art, it was something hard to miss.
You can remeber having some singing for you at your arm-reach at sunrise, maybe you owned some as pets, but that is your only human memory. But look what you found as a demon.
Your feathers are not weapons, it's more a sensoring type of ability, so the buddha's damn second you found a Hashira that managed to get near you unnoticed even with the feathers spread to sense threats, you should have died. But the Upper Moon Four was around, deemed a bigger thread, and decapitated. The Hashira was talented, thank heavens you didn't got to face him, and managed to decapitate the anger clone, Sekido, after he came out, and the pleasure clone, Kakaru, let himself being decapitated for fun, bringing out Aizetsu, the sorrow clone, and Urogi, the joy clone. It seems you were the first demon with feathers he has seen for a while, since he, who has wings and talons, took a big interest for you instantly.
You remember wanting to grab his wings, they looked so majestic and soft that it made your insticts to take and touch clash with the ones that told you to fear Upper Moon Four. Urogi did not share those reservations and instantly grabbed your feathers without even asking, and caressimg his face with them. "They are even softer than mine! I'm going to keep some, ok?" You did not tell him that you could locate him if he did, or that you could feel his touch through the feathers.
You can always feel and find him, whenever he separates from the other clones, you know. And you chase.
"Oh, you've come to see me again!" He doesn't worry about this, he knows he can destroy you easily, and he enjoys your presence (the pun intended, he adores bad puns). "What you got there? Gimme!" To rush up here you had to eat, to not waste time you just grabbed a random human in your way. What was this guy doing just standing in front of his house (was it even his, at this point) beyond midnight is not of your business, just that he was around and you needed to eat to gain speed. Urogi takes the body off your hands and sits crooked over it to start eating, tearing the flesh with his talons and fangs.
"Hish lag sar fullo fats, "he puts more into his mouth without swallowing first" t'sh sho tashte an greeshy!" [His legs are full of fats, it's so tasty and greasy!] His manners are not better than the ones of a wild animal, you can't help but shake with some disgust as some of the chewed flesh falls off the side of his lips as he opens his mouth to add an eyeball to the mix. You laugh it off. "Try to swallow your food, Birdie. It's not like you're going to feed chicks with that." He finally swallows before grining at you, taunting, he opens his wings as he stands up, with them he looks a lot bigger. The intimidating gesture doesn't let you move as he gets closer, his face just a breath away from yours.
"Why, would you like to see me feeding lil' chicks? Don't lie, I have seen the way you look at me, as if you wanted to have mine." Your face heats up as he wounds your pride with that confession, so you feel the need to answer something. That is the reason you came with a comeback you didn't even think through. "Oh no, if anything you would be the one laying eggs, Bird Boy." You both paralyze the second you finish that sentence. What the FUCK did you just said to one of the fifth strongest demons?
Again, you are very lucky, maybe you have a second demon blood art that gives you that much luck, because Urogi just laughs with a blushing face and uncomfortable smile, looking around without making eye contact. "I-I think Sekido is calling, so...... yeah. Good egg- I mean TALK! GOOD TALK!" He basically yeets himself into the sky, he flies really fast he got out of your sight in 7 seconds, only to come back and pass over you, that is where the rest of the clones are. But you survived.
And, the next time you meet Urogi, he's the one that reaches for you. You don't really know what to expect, he is not looking at you, just standing besides you and playing with his hands, blushing. "Hey.... so.... what was your name again?" You tell him, but Urogi still evades your eyes as he blushes harder and scratched the back of his neck. "Y/N.... ok. Yeah, um- about last time.... I kept thinking about it and.... it was hot." What?
He takes a deep breath to gain confidence before grining at you. "And, I know, you like me. A lot. So how about you do me a favor~?" He lunges at you grabbing your shoulders, digging your talons in, making you bleed. Just like that one time, your mouthes are one breath away from each other. He giggles as he lets his tongue out, letting it touch your mouth.
You have no idea if you used to catch birds as human or if your demon insticts are stimulating it, but you can only obey the urge to TAKE. Without thinking you grab Urogi's waist and slam him against a tree. He wraps his legs and wings around you before the impact, making his back recieve fully the hit as your pelvis meets his. This makes him moan as he tears your shoulders as he groans, sounding very close to a moan, and arches his neck. It takes you only seconds to heal as he moves his head over your shoulder "Breed me~".
You feel your dick getting hard with those words, that voice, this position. You keep one hand on his waist while you grope his ass under his clothing. He moves his hips eagerly as he moves his hands to take off your tops. He giggles as he feels your fingers brushing against his entrance, teasing over it. It's already lubricated, though you would need to check if he prepared himself already. "Did you touch yourself here before coming?" You ask softly as you try to insert a finger, it goes in easily, it even feels like it's being sucked in by the wet heat
.
Urogi trembles a bit nervious as he feels you touching his insides under his pants, from the movements of his hips from before that made friction between your pelvis you can feel his dick is getting hard against yours with the clothes in between. "I already told you I kept thinking about it~" he answers cheeky. You take that as an invitation, so you move his pants as he wraps himself closer to you with all his limbs, digging the talons of his hands in your just below you neck and the ones in his feet behind your thighs. "Just like this is fine for now, just give it to me already~"
After leaving some scratches in your legs, ones that heal at the expected speed, Urogi uses his legs and feet to move your clothing off your erection, licking his lips when he feels it against his skin. Both of your hearts begin to race as you line the tip into his ass, pressing without entering. You pause. "Are you ready for me to fuck you, Baby Bird? Ready for me to stuff you full with my seed?"
Urogi bites your shoulder, burrying his face in your skin and almost tearing your bleeding flesh as he moves hil pelvis impatiently. You laugh at as you heal as you spit in one hand and massage your dick to enter smoothly for you too. When your tip starts to slip inside, slowly, Urogi moans against your skin, fangs still deep within, once your member is fully settled inside his hole is that his mouth lets go. "There we go, all inside. Does it feel good?" Urogi just start licking the blood off your shoulder before resting his chin there, panting a bit. Once he gets used to the size of your member he giggles and moves his hips. "I want more, gimme all you've got T/N~".
You thrust hard into him, having all of him clenching around you "Fuckkkk, Urogi. You are so tight and hot..." The sound of your balls hitting his tighs goes along your grunts. Urogi keeps giggling and moaning "Yeah... oh yeah~, just like that mng~ Y/N~" With your hand in his hips you try pounding into different agles, searching for his sweet spot, a really high and loud moan from Urogi is all the signal you need to keep thrusting there. You also start to jerk him off, taking advantage of your demonic strength and his grip in you, never letting his talons off your constantly healing back and legs as you hear him scream. "YESSS~ THERE! Fuckfuckfuck T/N!" He giggles between high moans "Mmmmng~ I want your cum~ ohhgh~ Breed me dumb and pregnant~" He bites you again as you beging to pound harder into him searching for climax, you can feel the smile in his lips. "Shhhit~ you're so hot. You want it in your tummy~? You want me to put a baby inside you?"
You know that as demons, and male ones at that, none of you is fertile, much less can carry a child. But the though of Urogi enjoying so much being so full with you that he is bulging and round-shaped is enough for you to give in into this kink of his. "YESSS fuck YESS~ Gimme argh~ fill me with chicks~...." He keeps moving his hips with you until you cum inside with three loads of hot and thick semen. Urogi arches his back at the first one, scratching you more, he starts giggling with the other two. You start trembling as he moves his wings, making you fall down. "Not enough~ keep your promise and actually fuck me until I look pregnant!"
"God, you are insatiable." You groan in response, Urogi just giggles again as he starts to ride you, still moaning, scratching and talking about being bred. You last less this time due being more stimulated, but he doesn't seem to mind as he keeps up the pace. You turn both of you around to corner him, back against the ground, by the sixth round and use all your strengh. You can feel part of your cum is leaking out of his insides as you thrust, there is a small bulge in his stomach. The talons and fangs keep you in place as you move your pelvis back and forward, Urogi begins to babble at the stimulation. "I'm shooo full it argh~ makes me shoo happy~ Imma cum~ lemme cum plssss~". You thrust as fast and hard as your body lets you, not caring of the bruises you are leaving in Urogi as you grab him and pound into him, they heal in less than a second so thay are hard to notice. "C-C'mon c-can you feel the chicks, b-b-baby bird? Fuck, you are so stuffed argh.... L-look your.... your pregnant.... tummy...."
He does look down, only to bite you hard as he trembles, tighens up and cums into your chest with two full loads, the liquid sticking to your skin as you cum for the last time. You both are panting as you fall down over the Upper Moon, you have to admit he tired you up a bit, but it was worth it. You only have some few seconds to get ready and move inside the cave Urogi found you near by before the sunrise. You have to help him, he is a bit complicated by the state he is in, but still cuddles with you once you are safe. "We need to do this again some time T/N, don't you think? Don't you ever deny me the joy of feeling so full."
There is something in his tone.... it's a threat, you don't want to think what would he do if you rejected him. But.... you don't need to. "I've got you, baby bird." You answer as you cuddle back.
You are indeed very lucky.
153 notes
·
View notes
Text
The blatant lies in plagues (@/blood.plagues) "explanation" and more allegations. (Part 2)
Welcome back to the series of us sharing what we love about plague /sar. In the time period between this post and the one before it, we've found out more things that are either insane or just questionable.
1) Ableism.
This made me laugh when I first saw it as literally one simple google search and maybe 15 minutes of research could easily disprove this. According to this article by Mclean Hospital,
"BPD is a personality disorder that has historically been diagnosed in adults. However, despite the common misconception that BPD does not occur in those younger than 18, a significant body of evidence suggests it is possible for children and adolescents to begin to develop BPD before age 18.
Neither the current Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) nor the older versions of the DSM prohibit the diagnosis of BPD in young people.
According to BPD expert Blaise Aguirre, MD, “It is outrageous to think a clinician would not diagnose BPD when a person is seventeen years and 364 days old and then diagnose it the next day when the teen turns eighteen.”
Because teen personalities are still forming, young people may undergo many changes before they’re considered an adult. Mood swings, instability, and other symptoms may be a sign of hormonal fluctuations, stress, or anxiety.
Those who are experiencing symptoms of borderline personality disorder need help—don’t wait to seek care in the hopes that a behavior is “just a phase” or “they’ll grow out of it.”"
And that's just the first thing that comes up on google. Even if plague didn't know about this, it's reckless behaviour to fake claim someone who you aren't even in contact with, and double down on it when a simple google search would've told you that getting a diagnosis at 12 is in fact, possible.
This screenshot is even more disturbing than the last ones, he's straight-up mocking someone with down syndrome for literally no reason. There is no way to justify this, and the only way you could try to is if he was "ignorant" which would be a disgusting excuse, and mean nothing at the same time.
He cannot keep blaming everything on his "ignorance", his "dark and sexual humor", or the fact that he asked for permission. These need ACTUAL explanations describing exactly what was going on through his head while saying these. It doesn't matter if these were private conversations either-- it's still sickening to look at. Again, there's literally no way you could explain or defend this screenshot, it's actually heinous.
2) Plague's ignorance/Our statements.
In response to the screenshot of plague saying a slur he cannot reclaim, @/twproxy made a post addressing it. In the post, they shared this screenshot:
And I just wanted to offer my thoughts on this since this seems to be a very common pattern with Plague.
Even if these were private dms and that according to @/twproxy, people (lesbians) can't feel offended (even if the slur is offensive) because it wasn't directed at them, it's still reckless behaviour. Just the idea that he said a slur and had to be educated by people a decade younger than him is ridiculous. He's not a kid, he should know better. He could easily blame all of these screenshots, and this ENTIRE situation on him being ignorant, but we all know that's not true.
The slur was clearly said in a manner that meant it to be derogatory, anyone who can critically think can see that. Also like... it's clearly referring to lesbians (meaning that bisexual people can't reclaim it). Unless he's actually dumb and dense, he would realize that "hey! maybe that's a slur, let me search it up first to make sure!" but no, instead, he called a minor a slur that he cannot reclaim. What I'm trying to say is that he could easily be lying about this and just say "that he didn't know" to get them off of his back.
I'm not involved with this situation, nor do I know anyone who is, so maybe, just maybe there is in fact context I am missing. Maybe they said that he can call them slurs, which would be fine I guess. But to a regular person, this entire situation is just insane. From calling a 15 year old a derogatory slur he cannot reclaim, to pretending that he didn't know what it meant.
I wanted to talk about this in the post about him replying to his racism allegations, but I let Laila handle that one first. What I wanted to mention was how absurd it was that Plague saw a video of someone crying their eyes out about racism, and saw how clearly it affected them personally, and instead of apologizing like a normal person, he decided to "defend" himself by lying through his teeth.
I can't even find a word to describe that behaviour other than UNREAL. You SAW how your words affected people. and you wanted to double down on it and defend yourself instead of just admitting that you made a mistake and apologizing????
3) Plague using minors to defend himself.
It's also ridiculous how plague has minors writing posts defending him on tumblr instead of just addressing the allegations himself. It's pathetic and predatory to have minors do your dirty work. We won't share the screenshots unless we absolutely need to, to keep the people involved safe; but we were sent a pretty alarming piece of information. Plague has allegedly repeatedly asked one of his moderators to make a video about the situation to defend him.
I'll state it again, this is predatory behaviour. Minors shouldn't be fighting his battles and deal with the backlash. The longer Plague stays silent about this, the worse it's gonna get.
#creepypasta#creepypasta community#creepypasta fandom#ticci toby#tiktok#drama#blood.plague#artwork#ticci toby cosplay#cosplay#im aware this is just internet drama but we dont care#please stop defending this freak#important#news#blood plague#tobias rogers
16 notes
·
View notes
Note
hi! sorry this is so abrupt, but i was hoping that you could boost this gofundme campaign. it has been vetted by gazafunds (you can check by searching "help the helpless mother & her 3 children in gaza" in https://gazafunds.com/all). there are also unique photos and videos in their gofundme description!
al-ameen was a three-year-old with leukemia who passed away on may 14th after his family has unable to afford medical treatment. this campaign is for his mother and remaining three siblings: ahmed, rema and mohammed. they have had no source of income since their father went missing months back. this family has already been through unthinkable loss. it's the least we can do to support them in a time of grief and crisis.
here is the link to their campaign: https://www.gofundme.com/f/financial-help-for-the-family-of-alameen
the campaign goal is extremely reachable at only £15,000. however, progress as been stagnating. i've been promoting al-ameen's family's campaign on my personal blog, but i simply do not have very much reach. it would mean so much if you could share this link!!
Hi there. Thank you for sending this in. This fundraiser has been posted by user @/sar-soor and as anon has mentioned, it can be found on gazafunds.com
Please consider sending donations their way. Their goal is £15,000 and as of writing this post they are only at £3,140.
#palestine#free palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#mutual aid#Al Ameen Osama Al Rafih
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
honestly? it could've been worse.
lots of things happened in 2023, both good and bad, in real life and on this hellsite. i feel like i've started to hone in on my voice as a writer this year, and my creativity and motivation just seemed to skyrocket for absolutely no reason. it's been fun sharing my work with you guys, and i'm forever grateful for all the love and support i have received <3 furthermore, thank you so so much for 4k followers!!!!! i never thought i would reach such a milestone, so it truly means a lot :')
there's a lot i wish i could have done during 2023 that i didn't end up doing, but i think it is best to focus on what i did accomplish and use that as a stepping stone towards better things. also, there were a lot of times where i didn't feel content with where and who i was. right now, however, i can confidently say that i am happy; i am hoping that happiness will be abundant for everyone in 2024! we all deserve it!!
furthermore, everyone worked hard, so i hope you all give yourself some grace in order to recharge and reset. taking breaks is paramount in maintaining your health and happiness, and i'm glad i learned that it's okay for me to take them lol.
so happy new year everyone! i hope 2024 brings many wonderful things your way, and may we all have a lovely year!! <33
to: @gummygowon 🖤
MAIIII hi ilysm <333 i can't believe we've been friends for 3 years like that's fucking crazy. we have both been THROUGH it over the years but i'm so glad that we've always been able to talk to each other about the crazy shit that happens to both of us 😹 like idk who else i could talk about it with honestly. we are seriously like the same person which is so wild to me but i'm also so grateful for it fr!! i would trust you with my life methinks...also talking about fic ideas with you is so fucking fun. our brainstorming sessions go crazy fr ‼️ ANYWAYS i need to stop being sappy so i love you bitch and we WILL meet up this year or else i will riot!!! happy new year <3
to: @lunalovesstories 🖤
lunaaaa hii!!!! my fellow yeonjun stan, we feel the same pain and suffering whenever he is wilding LOL </3 also i feel like we became close super fast hehe ^^ i'm so glad that we became friends this year and i am forever grateful for you and how kind and supportive and overall amazing you are. becoming moots and friends with you was definitely one of my highlights of 2023!! our daily conversations are something i always look forward to no matter how short or long they are; i truly love talking with you and i hope we can continue to get closer this year :) happy new year! <33
to: @cheolhub 🖤
SAR!!!! ik you haven't been super active as of late so i hope you've been well <3 you are genuinely so cool and i love you sm. i think i screamed when we became moots and then when we started actually talking to each other i screamed even more...embarrassing. well anyways moving on! you are so fucking funny and i love hearing about what you're up to whenever you reappear on disc. you singlehandedly made me reconsider my bias line in svt bc cheol is currently infiltrating it </3 also lmk if you ever need me to fight that girl bc i will do it. no questions asked. seriously though, i hope you're thriving in the year of 2024, happy new year <3
to: @toruro 🖤
mika mika mika hiiiii ^^ you are crazy in the best way tbh, i aspire to be as unhinged as you are...LMAO moving on, you are hella kind and such a fun person to talk to! i love hearing about what you get up to bc it's usually funny af. like. you are just so real. you are such a bright spot on tumblr, please never change because you are amazing and ilysm <3 also your writing is insane. i always start gnawing on my leg when i see that you posted bc i know it's gonna be a banger!!!! you never miss!!!!!!! okay anyways ily again and i hope you have a happy new year <3
to: @prodsh00ky 🖤
hi sam!!!!!!! i hope you've been doing well <3 i know our convos are sporadic af but i always enjoy talking to you and hearing all of your updates! i just think you're so cool and i always get so excited whenever i see you pop up in my messages. i also love talking about writing with you because you understand my pain LOL. i know you're quite busy so i hope everything in your life is going well!! i also hope that 2024 brings you great things because you truly deserve it :) happy new year!!!
to: @koqabear 🖤
sol....my enemy >:( i will not forget all of those assassination attempts that you tried on me throughout 2023. trust me, i won't. JK ANYWAYS HFJHHFDJ you are like the coolest most awesome person on this website to me and i am so grateful that we are friends <3 also grateful that we started talking this year after being moots for a long while. i've always wanted to talk to you tbh so i'm glad i stopped being a weak little bitch and finally did it 😹 i will always go insane over your fics and write like a 2k word essay in response each time, so i hope that doesn't bother you...i will not be stopping though so ig it doesn't matter.......anyways, happy new year!! here's to another year on this hellsite <3
to: @boba-beom 🖤
smiles!!! you are such a ray of light on my dash, i swear i always smile when i see that you've posted. i know we don't talk all that often but i genuinely am so grateful that we are mooties n friends :> you are one of my longest moots, and i am so glad that you have stayed on here as long as you have because idk what i would do without you fr <3 you are so talented and kind and just a wonderful person to be around! happy new year!! may you be happy n healthy this year <33
and to all of my lovely mutuals: @nightlyawnzz @wolfytae-exe @aduh0308 @hyuk4ngel @dearlyjun @takemehye @mazeinthemoon @tyunkus @mixtape-racha @huckleberrykai @naomiarai @hyukalyptus @mapofthemazeinthemirror @taegimood @blackhairedjjun @txtistheloml @heart2beom @majestyjun @fairyofshampgyu @ttyunz @huenation @cherrypeeking @tyungelic @ncteez @peachanonie @hyewka @heartchoi @beom-pyu @petrichor-han @hoshiseon @strawbrinkofdeath @delcakoo @beoms-sugar @minastras @0x11s @hwasdollie @mimziie @baekhvuns @wooyukh @venusiangguk @ah-ga-seven @jimilter @ateezmakemeweep
hello and happy new year!! i hope all of you doing well and that 2024 is treating you well so far :) no matter how much/little we interact, please know that i am so happy to be sharing this space with you ^^ that being said, i hope we can interact more this year!!! (i promise i will try to be less shy,, the keyword here is try) you are all amazing people and i love you all mwahhh <333
🖤 — january
27: give me more (m) — yeonjun ; est. relationship au, pwp
🩶 — february
regrettably empty :(
🤍 — march
23: 10:52 p.m. — soobin ; college au, introverts at a party
🖤 — april
04: frat boy!yeonjun
07: confession — chan ; best friends to lovers au + self-care (m) — seonghwa ; est. relationship au, soft smut
08: corruption (m) — hyunjin ; est. relationship au, corruption kink
11: stormy night (m) — seonghwa ; est. relationship au, hwa vs. your fear of storms (he wins)
13: industry lovers — yeonjun ; strangers to lovers au, idol!reader
16: guitar lesson — beomgyu ; best friends to lovers au
21: 2:54 p.m. — taehyun ; college lab partner au
🩶 — may
09: picnic date with boyfriend!yeonjun
16: brother's best friend (m) — yunho ; the au is the title lmfao + 10:21 p.m. (m) — soobin ; est. relationship au, car sex + early mornings with boyfriend!yeonjun
19: vacationing with boyfriend!yeonjun
27: 8:02 p.m — hueningkai ; jack frost au
28: cowboy!yeonjun (m-ish)
🤍 — june
01: double trouble (m) — hongjoong + seonghwa ; poly au
03: 9:05 p.m. (m) — yeonjun ; plane sex pt.1
06: 9:23 p.m. (m) — yeonjun ; plane sex pt.2
13: the horrors — yeonjun ; est. relationship au, horror actress!reader
23: txt finding out you have an onlyfans (m)
24: late night outing with boyfriend!soobin
26: dry humping (m) — minho ; pwp
🖤 — july
04: meeting odi for the first time with boyfriend!soobin
08: 12:43 a.m. (m) — yeonjun ; best friends to lovers au + best friend!txt finding out you write smut about them online
started my 3k event: love like the movies!! (which is still ongoing. i'm so sorry)
13: 3k event — yeonjun + howl's moving castle (m)
17: 3k event — beomgyu + titanic (m)
24: 3k event — taehyun + twilight (m)
31: 3k event — hueningkai + enchanted
🩶 — august
05: 11:01 p.m. (m) — yeonjun ; rockstar au + 3k event — soobin + the avengers
11: 11:58 p.m. (m) — yeonjun + taehyun ; stoner fratboys au
26: 3k event — taehyun + the proposal (m)
🤍 — september
02: 3k event — beomgyu + the devil wears prada (m)
12: ticket to nowhere (but your heart) (m) — yeonjun ; strangers to lovers au
21: untitled (m) — beomgyu ; college au, tutor!reader
22: untitled (m) — taehyun ; college au, nerd!taehyun
🖤 — october
03: telepathy (m) — beomgyu ; mind reader au
23: 3:13 a.m. (m) — beomgyu ; vampire au
🩶 — november
07: 9:51 p.m. (m) — soobin ; serial killer au
🤍 — december
started my 4k event: finish my 3k event LMAO
🖤 — writing plans
get my 3k (and now 4k?) event done (#1 priority after i finish my current soobin wip)
rings of saturn (tear me apart) (m) — taehyun ; college au, friends to lovers au
going under (m) — taehyun + kai ; surfers!tyunning, summer fling au
and they were roommates! (m) — choi line ; college au, new roommate!reader
cross (m) — yeonjun ; cyberpunk au, cyborg!yeonjun
wait on me — kai ; college au, cafe au
the language of love (and the woes that accompany it) — beomgyu ; soulmate au
love, unabridged — soobin ; single dad au, neighbors to lovers au
adagio (m) — yoongi ; second chance at romance au
art incarnate (m) — namjoon + seokjin ; cursed!seokjin, museum curator!namjoon, love triangle
and many many more..........you will see. this is just a taste >:)
🩶 — goals for this blog + myself
interact with more ppl! and more often!!
write 150k words?? we'll see...
write longer fics!!
plan a collab event ^^ i've always wanted to host one, and i think this year is the year!
that was long as hell (sorry)...anyways! once again, happy new year!! love you all <3
- ashlee
p.s. check out my 2023 fic recs post here :)
#tumblr is being wonky so i made a separate recs post </3#also this is a wee bit late but pls ignore that#2023 wrap up#apologies if i missed anyone :(
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
Craig's gang incorrect quotes
Tweek: guys! Clyde is refusing to use his glasses!
Clyde: Tweek, calm down, i used glasses for a day and i'm fine now! i proof it to you!
Clyde: *points at Craig* Craig
Clyde: *points at Token* Token
Clyde: *points at jimmy* Jimmy
Clyde: *points at cartman* sasquatch
Jimmy: he has a point guys
++
Token: who broke the toaster?
Craig: it was Clyde
Tweek: Clyde
Jimmy: it must have been Clyde
Clyde: *tears in his eyes* yOU GUYS PROMISED NOT TO TEEEEEEL-!
++
Clyde: i've done a lot of dumb stuff
Tweek: i've witnessed the dumb stuff
Jimmy: and i recorded the dumb stuff
Craig: i joined you in the dumb stuff
Token: and i....tried to stop both of you FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
++
Token: sometimes i think that i'm the only one in this friend group with a brain cell!
Craig, Clyde, Tweek and Jimmy: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell
++
Clyde: Craig, i know you snuck out to see Tweek last night
Craig: if you tell Token or Jimmy, i swear i'll murder you and they'll never find the body
Clyde: you buy me tacos later?
Craig: fucking- FINE!
++
Clyde: Craig is okay, calm down
Cartman: HE IS OKAY!? he told me he was going to break my legs! and don't tell me he didn't mean it, because i saw the look he gave me! he fucking meant it!
Clyde: Cartman, Craig threatens everyone. he has threatened me everyday since i was born. he threatens Jimmy every day. he probably threatened Tweek this morning and Tweek is his boyfriend. it's what he does. grow a pair
++
Tweek: hey! let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Tweek: AAA! who would you guys kill first?
*everyone points at Clyde*
Clyde: *tears in his eyes again* fuck you guys!
++
Craig: we need more help, wait i will vall my friends
Tweek: .........your what?
Craig: my friends
Token: *looking others* is he seriously saying "friends"?
Jimmy: i think he is being sar-sarcastic!
Clyde: no no no NO! this is delirium!
Token: oh, new word. do you know what it means?
Clyde: ...shut it. anyways, as i was saying..Craig is cracked from being awake the whole night. hey, Craig! all of your friends are in this room!
Craig: i have other friends
Token: stop lying
++
Tweek: i don't know. sometimes i just think that Craig and Clyde share the same brain cell
Token: they do. and it's not in use very often
Jimmy: .....and still you are dating them
++
Token: oh, guys! before i forget to tell you, me and Clyde are dating!
Jimmy, Tweek, Craig and Clyde: *gasp*
Token: Clyde? WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?!
++
Jimmy: how do Craig and Clyde usually get out of these messes?
Tweek: they don't. they just make a bigger mess that cancel the first one out
Token: true. now excuse me, i need to call their lawyer
++
Clyde: thank you for the taco date Token! i'm so happy i could kiss you!
Token: uh....neat!
*later*
Token, lying face down on his bed: i said "neat" Craig! who the hell says neat these days? it's not neat to say neat, but i did anyways because i'm fucking stupid
Craig, watching red racer: don't beat yourself up too much Token. everyone gets nervous sometimes
Token: oh, just like you did, when tweek confessed to you and you thanked him?
Craig: shut the fuck up :)
++
Tweek: you know, Token gives Clyde flowers everyday. i wish you would do that too
Craig: okay??
*later*
Craig: *gives Clyde flowers* here you go
Clyde: ????
Craig: i don't know, Tweek wanted me to do this
#south park#incorrect south park quotes#craigs gang#clyde donovan#craig tucker#token black#tweek tweak#jimmy valmer#south park creek#sp tyde
217 notes
·
View notes
Text
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT 🚨
Are you just tired of these kinds of posts coming from G@za strip that ask you not to skip and to read the whole post, interact with it, and help in sharing/reblogging it? Well, maybe you are right, but guess what? We are also tired of living in this reality for a whole 11 months.💔 And you know what? You have no idea how mentally and emotionally trying this is. Asking for help is not easy at all, but when I think that the price will be staying alive, getting our basic needs and rebuilding our lives, it pushes me more and more to do this until we reach our goal.
This is Nura, A sister who is trying to help her family. For a year until now, we have been struggling to get proper food after prices increased by 15 to 20 times, struggling to have clean water for use and drinking and now we're out of them all. We are trying to survive under starvation, thirst, and poverty.
Living in tents becomes more difficult as temperatures drop, it gets colder and there is fear of rain, Even the fear of bombing becomes more terrible in the tent with the blackness and terror of the night.
Even clothes and blankets are no longer of any use to us because they are worn out and buying replacements is extremely difficult with the high prices and scarcity of goods.
So please, if you can give help to our campaign, don't hesitate very simple thing makes a difference in changing the situation we are in. You can help us either by giving direct help to our campaign or simply by reblogging this post. We would be very thankful if you could share our campaign with families and friends. It really helps reach the people who can directly help us reach our goal faster.
My campaign has been vetted by @90-ghost, @gaza-evacuation-funds @el-shab-hussein , and @nabulsi's vetted list. Thank you very much for standing by us ❤.
@timetravellingkitty @deathlonging @briarhips @mazzikah @mahoushojoe @sar-soor @rhubarbspring @schoolhater @pcktknife @transmutationisms @sawasawako @feluka @appsa @anneemay @commissions4aid-international @wellwaterhysteria @mangocheesecakes @kyra45-helping-others @7bitter @tortiefrancis @ot 3 @amygdalae @ankle-beez @communistchilchuck @dykesbat @aristotels @komsomolka @neptunerings @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @heritageposts @watermotif @stuckinapril @mavigator @lacecap @determinate-negation @deepspaceboytoy @paper-mario-wiki @kibumkim @neechees @socalgal @chilewithcarnage @ghelgheli @sayruq @himejoshikaeya @rooh-afza @shesnake
#gaza genocide#free palestine#free gaza#palestine#gaza#save palestine#all eyes on palestine#palestine genocide#gaza strip#palestinian genocide
8 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hello,🤗
I'm reaching out for your help with confidence. 🙏
Please help share our story so it reaches everyone. 🌷
We're facing hardships due to war, and your support means peace and safety for us.
Would you kindly consider sharing our story and donating if possible? Your small help could save lives.❤️🌷
Thank you sincerely.💕
Please show them some support if you can!!!
#palestine gofundme#if you cant donate please share!!#sorry i dont check my inbox very often so it took me a while to see this. hope you and your family are safe!
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
Kids | Rodrick Heffley
Spotify Playlist Link
Rodrick Heffley becomes obsessed when he finally meets his thirty-five year old band mate, Bill Walter’s, younger sister.
Warnings: Mature themes/language. Drug use. Sexual content. Violence.
“The Date”
“Heartbeat”
Sunday nights were always busy shifts for Sara. She was also somehow one of the Sunset Lounge’s most popular night shift waitresses, which meant, oftentimes, her workload was more than others’.
“Hi, welcome to the Sunset Lounge, I’m Sara, and I’ll be your server tonight,” she said as she provided a table with menus, “How are we doing tonight?”
“Great, thank you,” one of the men at the table, a blond guy in a blue button down, smiled up at her.
His gaze was just a bit too intimate for her liking, lingering for too long.
“Excellent, can I start you off with any drinks?” she looked around, note pad at the ready.
“I’ll have a house martini, thanks.”
“Of course. Anything for you gentlemen?” she turned to the others.
She quickly passed their drink orders along to the bar, quickly returning to her section of the restaurant when she saw a group of familiar faces.
“Hey, Sar Bear!” Bill waved, coming in with the boys from the band.
They had all been seated by the hostess right in her section, coincidentally. Chris and Ben both greeted Sara, while Rodrick just sat silent next to Bill, looking sheepish as he stared down at the table.
“You know I can’t serve them alcohol, right?” Sara asked her older brother.
“Yeah, don’t worry, it’s fine! I just wanted to come visit you with the boys,” Bill assured her, “We’re all nursing pretty gnarly hangovers…”
“I see that,” she remarked, watching as Rodrick only seemed to be half upright.
“I woke up in Chris’s bathtub,” Ben shared.
“I don’t give a fuck,” Sara Walter scoffed, turning to the other guys. “You guys want anything to drink?”
“Just a round of sodas, thanks, little sis,” Bill told her.
“I’ll be right back,” she nodded.
“She’s hot when she’s mad,” Ben grinned.
Bill shot him a dirty look, opening his menu to explore the options.
“What? Is she still mad about the thing?” he asked, completely out of touch.
“Who wouldn’t still be mad about the thing? I’m still mad about the thing,” Chris scoffed.
Rodrick looked up once he was sure she had walked away, staring longingly at the tight pants she wore for just a split second before he joined in on the conversation, which was about Scooby Doo, for some reason. He did his best to behave as he normally would, acting as if Sara didn’t exist.
Meanwhile, she was far too busy with the rush to even consider Rodrick’s standoffish behavior.
“Where the fuck are my orders?!” another waitress shouted at the cooks in the back. “Two of my tables have been waiting forever, and the owner’s here! I’m gonna get fired!”
“Wait, what?! They still haven’t made an order of mine from half an hour ago!” Sara exclaimed. “What the fuck are they doing back there?”
“Not fucking cooking,” the waitress, Kayla, scoffed before leaving.
Not seeing any other choice, Sara stormed into the back of house, watching as the cooks scrambled.
“What’s going on back here?!” she exclaimed, never having seen it get so chaotic.
“Three cooks are out,” one of the women informed her.
“…Fuck,” she groaned, running back out.
The next five minutes felt like five hours.
“Hi, how are we doing? …Great, I’ll be back shortly.”
“Hi, anything I can get for you? …Sure, just a moment.”
“Another water? Of course, just a moment… Here you are.”
Sara could feel herself sweating underneath her work clothes as she quickly made her way to the back, carrying two plates and a water on a tray before returning to the table of what she could only describe as aged finance majors.
“Hi there, anything else I can get for you?” she asked politely.
“Your number?” the one in the blue shirt asked hopefully.
“Yeah, sixteen. Go find a hole in the wall,” she muttered, walking away as a very awkward silence fell over the table. “Yo. You guys know what you want?” she asked as she returned to the band’s table.
“Yeah, can I get the mac and cheese?” Bill looked up at her.
Sara just stared at him blankly. “That’s a kids’ option.”
“But it has truffle in it,” her brother argued, sounding disappointed.
“It’s under ‘kids’,” she said in exasperation.
“But I want it,” he pouted.
“Bill! The owner’s here, if I do that, I could get fired, apparently!” she whispered. “Normally, I wouldn’t give a fuck, but tonight has been very stressful, so I’d really rather not right now.”
“Please, Sar Bear?” Bill whined.
“Alright! Fine! If anyone asks, you’re twelve,” she rolled her eyes, scribbling aggressively on her notepad. “Ben. What do you want?”
“I don’t know, I haven’t decided!” he exclaimed defensively.
“You probably won’t get it for another hour, so you might as well decide now!” she warned.
“Uh, the steak and potatoes!” he blurted out, alarmed.
“Can I get the linguine?” Chris asked.
“Yeah, sure. Rodrick? What do you want?” Sara asked.
“Uh…” Rodrick looked up at her, not expecting to be addressed. “Can I have the chicken alfredo? Please?” he asked.
“Alright. Gimme a minute,” she rushed off.
As she brought out two more orders, she nearly crashed into one of the other waitresses, a woman in her mid thirties named Elizabeth.
“Fuck!” Elizabeth hissed, nearly falling.
“Sorry, sorry,” Sara sighed, helping her steady herself, “Also, I’d try to be on your best behavior. I heard the owner’s here.”
“Fuck, so that was him,” her work friend sighed.
“Which one is he?” Sara questioned, “I’ve never seen him before.”
“That one, over there. Sitting next to the sweater with ears.”
Sara quickly located the man she was pointing out, who did indeed seem to disappear into his sweater, except for his giant ears. Then, she realized that they were indeed in her section, and she froze when she saw that the man Elizabeth was referring to was blond, and wearing a blue shirt.
“Fuck, that’s him?!” she gasped, trying to avoid his eye-line at any cost.
“Yeah, why?” the other waitress questioned.
“He’s in my section! He asked me for my number, and I basically told him I was sixteen, and to fuck off,” Sara whispered, beginning to hyperventilate.
“Oh, God!” the pretty brunette breathed. “That’s not good…”
“Why?” Sara demanded. “Is he gonna fire me?!”
“I don’t know, sweetie… He gets butthurt pretty easily. Hates getting shut down by the waitresses; not that it happens a lot,” she remarked, as Sara gave her a strange look.
“What? Look at him!”
“I am so fucked,” Sara sighed finally.
“Just keep smiling and hope for the best,” Elizabeth offered sympathetically.
“I’m gonna take my break,” she announced suddenly.
“Wha— In the middle of a rush?!” Elizabeth questioned as she headed towards the back.
“Sorry! I’ll be back in fifteen!”
After clocking out, Sara all but ran behind the restaurant with her purse, shakily pulling a cigarette from her half empty pack and struggling to light it. She wrapped her arms around her body, failing to comfort herself as she breathed way too fast for it to be effective.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
Sara felt herself quickly going more and more insane, not caring anymore that she’d have to go back into work with black tear stains down her cheeks. She inhaled and exhaled violent puffs from her cigarette, trying to get ahold of herself. She wasn’t sure why, but the world seemed to be crashing down on her.
“You’re a useless sack of shit just like your father, just like your brother,” Randy’s voice mocked her.
“You best believe that the first of the two of you to be thrown out of this house wouldn’t be Randy,” her mother had warned her.
“I can’t leave them, Sara. You’re on your own,” Bill had said with a sad frown.
“Why can’t you and Dad just get along?!” Connor had screamed at her before running up the stairs that one night.
Sara tried her best to breathe, still feeling a giant weight on her chest.
“Fuck!” she yelled in anger, taking it all out on a green crate that was meant to be garbage that had just been lying on its side.
She randomly kicked it into the wall, like a tic, seething as she squeezed her head between her hands, trying to get the violent ringing in her ears to stop. She inhaled the cigarette as quickly as she could, unable to calm the tremors in her hands. Eventually giving us on soothing the anger, she practically ran back into the restaurant after her break was up, breathing harsh and irregular.
She did her best to serve the owner of the restaurant’s table as sweetly and politely as she could for the duration of their stay, smiling so hard her eye almost twitched. Her tip from them was miraculously sizable, most likely out of guilt. It seemed that her job was no longer in jeopardy, but her sanity certainly was.
“Sara. You took your break during the rush?” one of the managers, Diane, asked.
“I’m sorry, but I needed a minute.”
“You do realize the owner was here tonight?”
Clearly, management didn’t know about the incident, which was definitely a good thing. On top of everything else, it definitely would’ve affected her job.
“Yes. I made sure they were taken care of,” she promised.
“You know things were chaotic enough as it is?!” the woman demanded. “Three cooks are out, one server called in sick! We’re behind twenty minutes! This is not the Sunset Lounge standard!”
“I’m sorry.”
“You should be. I’ve had to comp two meals! We are totally fucked on service tonight! Hell, we’d still be fucked with one more server!”
“Then why are you standing here yelling at one?” Sara mumbled, before realizing the mistake she’d made.
Diane actually preferred her to most of the staff, but like many in the food industry, she still wasn’t above verbal abuse.
“Are you serious?” the woman demanded. “Are you fucking shitting me?! You don’t make a quarter of what you’d need per hour to talk to me like that!”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it,” Sara apologized immediately.
“Then shut the fuck up, and get out there!” Diane pointed. “And wipe off the tear stains, you think we want people thinking our waitresses are miserable here?! Fuck!”
Sara quickly wiped away her smudged eyeliner as she returned to her section, running around in circles like a trained animal. She then made her way over to Bill’s table, watching as the boys waited around.
“Can we get the check?” Bill asked with his mouth full.
“Yeah, sure.”
Sara eventually returned with Bill’s change and receipt, standing there silently as he and the others said goodbye to her.
“See you at home,” Bill called on the way out.
“Bye, Sara!” Ben yelled.
“Later!” Chris waved.
Rodrick, however, didn’t even look at her, walking out without a word as Bill was too clueless to notice. Sara just let out an exhausted sigh, shaking her head as she wiped at her face with her wrist. She hardly even had the energy to be annoyed at this point.
-
The Angel From My Nightmare
#rodrick heffley#rodrick rules#diary of a wimpy kid rodrick#rodrick x reader#doawk rodrick#rodrick x y/n#devon bostick#doawk#diary of a wimpy kid
25 notes
·
View notes