#SAME BUGGY S A M E

[inpolariis]

"This is HR speaking"

Please please please read @inpolariis 's Cross Guild fic!! IT'S SO GOOD

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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: shanks, buggy, mihawk, crocodile, rosinante 𝐂/𝐖: fluff 𝐖/𝐂: 1k +

| m a s t e r l i s t |

✧ He is the king of improvisation and it has saved his ass more than once!

✧ He spoiled you to death. Whether it's the jewels they steal, the gold they got or the treasures they amass, you only need a few seconds of sweet eyes for him to give them to you without the slightest hesitation. You are his prince.ss and the whole crew knows it. The only thing he won't allow it is having weapons near you. So, when his back is turned, you go to the other members of the crew to try. They always let you use them with a "don't tell your father".

✧ You won't escape your daily amount of dad jocks with him. He will tell you about them from morning to night and, if you don't like them, you just have to grit your teeth.

✧ You met Luffy when you were young and it went down pretty badly because you thought he wanted to steal your father and he thought you were just a bad person. Now, you now have a very friendly sibling relationship.

✧ In his mind, your relationship is summarized by a “me” and a “mini-me”. So he always take you with him on all of his treasure hunts. Wherever he goes, he always have you under his arm.

✧ He also dress you in similar outfits even though he will never admit it. And that includes hairstyles: if he has a ponytail, he'll make one for you too. Same for the kind of blow-dry that he currently has. In private, he even let you play with his long hair if you want to do braids or hairstyles of any kind. But only when it's just the two of you! He also teach you the basics of makeup so that you can develop your own style. He won't judge you, even if you go through an emo makeup phase during your teenage years.

✧ Knife throwing have no secrets for you, as well as all the other circus arts such as acrobatics, balancing or juggling.

✧ He has no problem letting you face dangerous situations if you think you can handle them. He's on the "leave it, it'll make them some memories" team so, even if you were preparing to jump from the mast at 8 years old into the sea monster-infected sea of the Grand Line, he will stay on the sidelines to look at you.

✧ A dad who is more of a velvet hand in an iron glove than the other way around. He is quite strict with you, you better not disobeying the rules, but he is always nearby in case you need him.

✧ He has the single father energy: he cooks very well, does the laundry properly and he is good at cleaning. The decoration of your house is extremely minimalist but, at least, it is extremely clean.

✧ If you're good, he let you dip your lips in his glass of wine to taste it.

✧ If you have a good timing, you will become Zoro and Perona's surrogate little sibling. You will be able to watch the training of this first one while annoying him outside of training so that he takes care of you. Regarding Perona, watch out if you don't like cute things because you will become her doll regardless of your gender. You could therefore potentially find yourself in humiliating moments of being walked through mountains of frills and lace while Perona is ecstatic. Zoro will discreetly makes fun of you and Mihawk will gives you a look with compassion hidden.

✧ He is often too busy to take care of you.

So it was Mr.1, Miss DoubleFinger and Robin who took turns taking care of you. Mr.1 was responsible for teaching you how to fight and train you physically while Robin mainly taught you school subjects. You didn't go to school because Crocodile thought this institution was too mediocre for his family. Miss DoubleFinger, on the other hand, teaches you to look confident while serving you apple tea.

✧ Crocodile is an extremely strict and demanding father who accepts nothing less than perfection.

✧ He is not very attentive towards you either: he is not very present in your life because he prefers to expand his business rather than spend an evening with you. He gives you dozens of fairly impersonal gifts for your birthdays.

✧ The only blatant affection you will have from him will be when you will be an adult. After you have cut contact with him following his imprisonment in Impel Down, and you have started your own criminal organization. One day you will receive an unknown letter on your desk where it will be marked "I am proud of you. - Dad".

✧ He's the type of father who is way too involved in your life. If you have any new hobbies, he wants to know. If you have new friends, he WANTS to know. If you have a lover, HE WANTS TO KNOW!

✧ He has no sense of self-esteem and will not hesitate to shame you by calling you an abominably embarrassing nickname in public.

✧ He is extremely proud of you no matter what you do, so you will be his favorite topic of conversation with anyone. Whether the interlocutor is a stranger or not.

He will tell them about all your actions since your birth with, of course, an infinite number of photos to support his words. They will see pictures of you as a baby with your butt exposed. A photo of you smiling toothily without your front incisor which you hold, still bloody, proudly in your hand. Images of you in pajamas, each more ridiculous than the last, with crazy hairstyles since he doesn't know how to line up two pigtails.

✧ You'll have to learn to cook by yourself early because he can manage the household without dying but he already had you kicked out of a house by setting it on fire. He juste wanted to make you a soup.

𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: @iheartamora @bontensh0e @opchara @lys-ada @xomingyu @dozcan123

[sie-rui]

##   m a s t e r l i s t ( tokyo manji gang ver. )

TOKYO MANJI GANG

☆ bisexuality ,, platonic headcanons ☆ sacrifices ,, an imagine ☆ toman members liking the same girl ,, a headcanon + imagine ☆ toman’s little crush ,, a crack reverse harem headcanon ☆ toman’s bunny girl ,, a found family headcanon ☆ park confrontations ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ an older sibling ,, an angst imagine ☆ sister, sister ,, a sano family mini-fic ☆ bring him back ,, an angst family imagine ☆ pretty girl ,, a found family headcanon ☆ this guy’s in love with you ,, keisuke with chifuyu ☆ hell shell ,, a pining platonic headcanon ☆ on my way to somewhere ,, a roadtrip imagine

BAJI KEISUKE

☆ how their s/o will fluster them ,, a headcanon ☆ baji as your boyfriend ,, a boyfriend headcanon ☆ baji being soft ,, a general headcanon ☆ heterochromatic beauty ,, a pining headcanon ☆ unknown number ,, an angst imagine ☆ insecurities ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ obvious and oblivious ,, a pining imagine ☆ i’ll catch your tears ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ clingy boyfriends ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ baji and kazutora as your boyfriends ,, a polyamorous boyfriend headcanon ☆ gotta go fast ,, a fluff imagine ☆ nightmare route ,, a comfort imagine ☆ same-sex relationship ,, a headcanon ☆ blood is thicker than water ,, a family fluff headcanon ☆ i am speed ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ hold on for me ,, an angst imagine ☆ consequences ,, an angst imagine ☆ a life for a life ,, an angst imagine ☆ luck buggy ,, a fluff imagine ☆ a perfect anniversary ,, a fluff imagine ☆ shake your booty ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ beyond what you see ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ push and pull ,, a hurt no comfort headcanon ☆ teddy bear ,, a fluff imagine ☆ let’s make love ,, a cute headcanon ☆ smile for me ,, a fluff headcanon

INUI SEISHU

☆ inupi as your boyfriend ,, a boyfriend headcanon ☆ green with jealousy ,, a headcanon ☆ heterochromatic beauty ,, a pining headcanon ☆ the two sides ,, a fluff imagine ☆ boyfriend shirt syndrome ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ it’s brutal out here ,, a crack imagine ☆ teddy bear ,, a fluff imagine

HANEMIYA KAZUTORA

☆ kazutora as your boyfriend ,, a boyfriend headcanon ☆ insecurities ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ one and the cute baggage ,, a pining headcanon ☆ baji and kazutora as your boyfriends ,, a polyamorous boyfriend headcanon ☆ honey, i’m pregnant ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ same-sex relationship ,, a headcanon ☆ hold on for me ,, an angst imagine ☆ married life ,, a family fluff headcanon ☆ it feels like a perfect party ,, a cute imagine

KAWATA NAHOYA

☆ when their friend is being bullied ,, a platonic headcanon ☆ kawata twins as your boyfriend ,, a boyfriend headcanon ☆ the baker next door ,, an imagine with pining nahoya & souya ☆ unknown number ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ clingy boyfriends ,, a fluff headcanon  ☆ let’s make love ,, a cute headcanon ☆ punch me once (and i’ll run) ,, a fluff imagine

KAWATA SOUYA

☆ when their friend is being bullied ,, a platonic headcanon ☆ kawata twins as your boyfriend ,, a boyfriend headcanon ☆ the baker next door ,, an imagine with pining nahoya & souya ☆ same-sex relationship ,, a headcanon ☆ unknown number ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ luck buggy ,, a fluff imagine ☆ clingy boyfriends ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ let’s make love ,, a cute headcanon

MATSUNO CHIFUYU

☆ first date plans ,, a headcanon ☆ the first kiss ,, a headcanon ☆ is it me in your eyes ,, an imagine with a happy ending ☆ green with jealousy ,, a headcanon ☆ don’t make me lose you ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ same-sex relationship ,, a headcanon ☆ the best friend ,, a pining imagine ☆ hold on for me ,, an angst imagine ☆ it’s only you ,, an angst and fluff imagine ☆ let’s make love ,, a cute headcanon ☆ clingy boyfriends ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ honey, i’m pregnant ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ consequences ,, an angst imagine ☆ noise complaints ,, a headcanon with chifuyu (and baji) ☆ nightmare route ,, a comfort imagine ☆ little miss perfect ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ it’s still you ,, an angst and fluff imagine ☆ i am speed ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ smile for me ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ shake your booty ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ it’s brutal out here ,, a crack imagine ☆ insecurities ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ undrunk ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ punch me once (and i’ll run) ,, a fluff imagine ☆ it feels like a perfect party ,, a cute imagine

MITSUYA TAKASHI

☆ a day with his sisters ,, a headcanon ☆ mitsuya as your boyfriend ,, a boyfriend headcanon ☆ the first kiss ,, a headcanon ☆ the tenfold ,, an angst imagine ☆ green with jealousy ,, a headcanon ☆ tears to shed ,, an angst imagine ☆ insecurities ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ same-sex relationship ,, a headcanon ☆ i’ll catch your tears ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ unknown number ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ knitting hobby ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ nightmare route ,, a comfort imagine ☆ wipe your tears ,, a hurt / comfort headcanon ☆ i am speed ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ please don’t go ,, an angst imagine ☆ consequences ,, an angst imagine ☆ till death do us part ,, an angst imagine ☆ beyond what you see ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ the boss’ daughter ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ gotta go fast ,, a fluff imagine ☆ married life ,, a family fluff headcanon ☆ punch me once (and i’ll run) ,, a fluff imagine ☆ it feels like a perfect party ,, a cute imagine ☆ smile for me ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ head in the clouds ,, a fluff headcanon

RYUUGUJI KEN

☆ how their s/o will fluster them ,, a headcanon ☆ green with jealousy ,, a headcanon ☆ hold on for me ,, an angst imagine ☆ don’t make me lose you ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ somniloquy conversations i’ll keep ,, a fluff headcanon with draken & mikey ☆ unknown number ,, an angst imagine ☆ one and the cute baggage ,, a pining headcanon ☆ a place to grow ,, a comfort imagine ☆ draken as your boyfriend ,, a boyfriend headcanon ☆ heterochromatic beauty ,, a pining headcanon ☆ consequences ,, an angst imagine ☆ gotta go fast ,, a fluff imagine ☆ hit me with your best shot ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ smile for me ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ till death do us part ,, an angst imagine ☆ insecurities ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ the boss’ daughter ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ undrunk ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ teddy bear ,, a fluff imagine ☆ break up song ,, an angst imagine ☆ head in the clouds ,, a fluff headcanon

SANO MANJIRO

☆ mikey as your boyfriend ,, a headcanon ☆ doing their hair and nails ,, a headcanon ☆ black haired mikey as your boyfriend ,, a headcanon ☆ how their s/o will fluster them ,, a headcanon ☆ mikey in high school ,, general headcanon ☆ the first kiss ,, a headcanon ☆ hold on for me ,, an angst imagine ☆ don’t make me lose you ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ i loved, and i loved, and i lost ,, an angst imagine ☆ same-sex relationship ,, a headcanon ☆ little miss perfect ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ somniloquy conversations i’ll keep ,, a fluff headcanon with draken & mikey ☆ tears to shed ,, an angst imagine ☆ 73 days ,, an angst imagine ☆ unknown number ,, an angst imagine ☆ it’s only you ,, an angst and fluff imagine ☆ insecurities ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ one and the cute baggage ,, a pining headcanon ☆ let’s make love ,, a cute headcanon ☆ clingy boyfriends ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ heterochromatic beauty ,, a pining headcanon ☆ ifhy ,, a crack jealous imagine ☆ consequences ,, an angst imagine ☆ the line ,, a jealous imagine ☆ dark crevices ,, an angst family imagine ☆ the two sides ,, a fluff imagine ☆ deeper conversations ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ wipe your tears ,, a hurt / comfort headcanon ☆ it’s still you ,, an angst and fluff imagine ☆ hit me with your best shot ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ i am speed ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ boyfriend shirt syndrome ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ smile for me ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ luck buggy ,, a fluff imagine ☆ till death do us part ,, an angst imagine ☆ shake your booty ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ beyond what you see ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ afternoon naps ,, a comfort imagine ☆ the boss’ daughter ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ fall for you ,, an angst and fluff headcanon ☆ married life ,, a family fluff headcanon ☆ break up song ,, an angst imagine ☆ to see the good ,, a hurt / comfort imagine ☆ honey, i’m pregnant ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ head in the clouds ,, a fluff headcanon

SANZU HARUCHIYO

☆ sanzu and izana as your boyfriends ,, a polyamorous boyfriend headcanon ☆ hold on for me ,, an angst imagine ☆ family favorite ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ teddy bear ,, a fluff imagine ☆ boyfriend shirt syndrome ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ kisses for replenishing ,, a fluff headcanon ☆ push and pull ,, a hurt no comfort headcanon ☆ undrunk ,, a fluff headcanon

SHIBA HAKKAI

☆ confessing ,, an imagine ☆ green with jealousy ,, a headcanon ☆ home cooking innuendo ,, a pining imagine ☆ heterochromatic beauty ,, a pining headcanon ☆ same-sex relationship ,, a headcanon ☆ i’ll catch your tears ,, a comfort headcanon ☆ consequences ,, an angst imagine ☆ smile for me ,, a fluff headcanon

YASUHIRO MUTO

☆ muto as your boyfriend ,, a headcanon

navi, main ☆

[cyborg-franky]

Heyyo Franky!! I would love the spicy NSFW alphabet for Buggy and maybe one for Smoker, he needs love too

SORRY THIS TOOK A MINUTE MY LOVE

N/SFW Headcannon

A - Alone time Someone who desperately needs to jerk it more but either doesn't think about it or have the time.

B - Bondage Smoke tendrils anyone?

C - Crying Theres a time and a place to let out those sorts of emotions and it's not in the bedroom.

D - Dominance Incredibly dominant, his entire personalty is just very dom and people don't mess with him. He's a good dom in bed though, he knows what limits to test and to respect. His dominance is more 'commanding' and 'authoritative'

E - Extra info His after care is on point. He also is good at working out knots and aches. Enjoys gross misuse of devil powers.

F - Food play

G - Group sex No, he doesn't like to share

H - Humiliation He wants respect and he doesn't think humiliating his partners/subs is the way to go about it. He wants them to put their lives 100% in his hands and he'd be worried about pushing them too much.

I - Impact play That large firm hand slapping your ass if you misbehave..

J - Jelly If needed, he's pretty good at making you a mess with your own fluids before hand though.

K - Kissing Not much of a kisser, will kiss your forehead and tell you that you did a good job.

L - Lighting He doesn't mind, he just likes to be able to see his partner, it's up to them.

M - Masochism Pretty much same as humiliation section.

N - Not yet He's a master at being able to keep you on the edge until you have the best damn climax of your fucking life

O - Outdoor sex Not a fan

P - Photography He has some pictures of his partners/subs but they are well hidden and he is very respectful with asking for pictures, and deletes them the moment a relationship ends.

Q - Quiet please He wont make alot of sound but you sure will, sometimes behind a ball gag.

R - Routine He has a set routine in 'warming up' him and his partner. Includes communication, foreplay and then the main event, aftercare and a cuddle after.

S - Sleepy sex Not really the type.

T - Top or bottom Top

U - Underwear Standard issue boxers, though sometimes he treats himself to silk ones.

V - Voyeurism It's a vert private affair. He likes to watch his partner being fucked by his smoke tendrils though, or fucking themselves open with a toy for him.

W - Water

X - X-dressing

Y - Yes, Master 'sir' 'commander'

Z - Zones Run your hands along his shoulders and down his back, trust me.

[storythesilly]

@zionanelequaso @daves-uhhhhh-things @bug3y3dfreakazoid

Could I req bugbo hugging tristan in a friendly way? Thats all

Here you go‼️‼️

[nyasha-of-germa-66]

Hi, guys!~ 

So, since the Inbox Inventory may not be working for some of you, especially if you’re on mobile, I have posted whatever is currently listed on it right here for you guys to look at. These are all of the requests I have received and it is fully up to date. If you sent in a request but you don’t see it on the list, send in another ask to my inbox and I’d be happy to add it to the list. Same goes for if you’d like to change something. 😁

Here it is: 

Pending - 42  49

Kid and Killer - Soft sides and insecurities with S/O

Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji - General Relationship HCs

Law, Sanji, and Zoro - HCs with someone who is like family/sibling

Zoro/Reader/Sanji - NSFW HCs

Bonney, Hancock, and Perona - General Relationship HCs

Akainu, Aokiji, Kizaru, Fujitora - Romantic Relationship HCs

Ace, Robin, Zoro - Finding long-lost sibling

Shanks - Fem! Pirate Captain Reader Paying Him a Surprise Visit

Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji - Reacting to S/O Being Pregnant

Ace and Sanji - The Boys Want to Propose but S/O Does Too

Kid and Killer - S/O Lies and Betrays for Good of Crew

Baby 5 - Receiving Kabedon from Tall Male Crush

Viola and Monet - Cuddle HCs

Nami and Robin - Boyfriend Whispering “I Love You” Thinking the Ladies Are Asleep

Vivi - Modern AU Relationship HCs (SFW/NSFW)

Smoothie - Domestic HCs

Fujitora, Sabo, Usopp, Katakuri, and Marco - Reactions to Quiet S/O Saying “I Love You” First

Marco, Fujitora, Katakuri - Protective HCs

Marco, Fujitora, Katakuri - Realizing They’re in Love W/ S/O

Katakuri, Fujitora, Usopp, and Marco - Reactions to Reserved S/O Beginning to Show More Love

Katakuri - Ideal S/O

Katakuri and Law - Reactions to Crush Who’s Covered in Scars

Marco and Mihawk - Fluffy HCs

Katakuri - Parental HCs

Katakuri - Same Size S/O

Shanks - One-sided Love for Fem!Crew Doctor/ Hanahaki Disease

Ichiji - Falling For Right-Hand Assistant

Zoro - Physical Therapist S/O

Usopp - Best Friend HCs

Sabo - SFW and NSFW HCs w/ Thicc and Curvy S/O

Kid and Killer - Falling For Ocean Spirit/Spirit is Close to ASL and Part of Strawhat Crew Post-Wano Arc

Alphabet

Law, Robin, Jinbei, Shanks, and Marco - B C E K L N P Q Y Z (SFW)

Buggy - F K L (not specified, SFW for now)

Marco - F L Q (NSFW)

Ace, X Drake, Kid, and Sabo - B D M P (SFW)

Zoro - C D J K (NSFW)

Violet - C L J A (NSFW)

Sanji, Zoro, Ace, and Law - X I M (NSFW)

Sanji, Zoro, Ace, and Law - L M J (SFW)

Marco - C F J L M P Y (SFW)

Sanji - A C K L N R S W X (not specified, SFW for now)

Daifuku - H I J K L M N O (SFW) / B C (NSFW)

Luffy - K J O Q (NSFW)

Nami, Robin, Vivi - C D K N O W (NSFW)

Bonney, Hancock, Perona - C D K N O W (NSFW)

Luffy and Zoro - S T U V X (SFW)

Kid and Killer - A-J (SFW)

Marco - C F K U (SFW)

Killer, Law, and X Drake - O W (SFW)

Ichiji and Niji - B P M (NSFW)

Killer - F H I (SFW)

Zoro - G N H Q W (SFW)

I really ought to hurry up and finish these haha... 😅 They will get done, I promise! 

[primrose-art]

I was being serious in the tags of Angel’s post when I said I had a lot of ideas for characters in @rattyarts Edgeworld. Most of these were supposed to be their own character pages but I decide to condense them all (Including misc. doodles) into one page due to time constraints. Darn you classes. 

Anyway notes about everyone below!

The Elf:

He has no name yet, But I’m thinking maybe Olive.

Shy, reclusive and passive.

Works as a librarian and has a deep passion for literature.

Suffered an accident a while back and has a few burns across his body to show for it. Don’t ask it’s rude.

Dyed his body with yellow patterns for both self expression and as a distraction from the burns.

Lives with an assertive mousefly roommate.

One of two who where inspired by art prompts.

Therewoof:

Rockstar! Has a band that plays punk/hardrock music.

Occasionally found at the same parties as Angel.

Has made a game out of messing with her.

S C R E A M

Seriously this pup’s got some PIPES.

Can play some sick nasty guitar riffs.(Or should I say “ruffs” hehe)

The other one inspired by an art prompt.

No current official name but I’ve been calling her Queena Wygena Hyena for funsies.

Lindworm:

Not really a thought out character I just wanted to draw a lindworm.

Because the portable pool noodles are one of my favorite species in this setting. 

I think I’ll name her Tulip.

Buggie(Batty?)man:

Tippy-tappin’ Tap dancer

Literally just inspired by that calvin and hobbs comic.

I think I’ll call him Bojangles.

Jazz  Hands  🙌

Hoppit:

Hey wow I love Hoppits? Clever pun AND cute design potential? Sign me up.

Named Trifoli Just a cute farmer girl for your cute farmer girl needs.

I’ve seen a couple asks asking about where meat comes from in Edgeworld and I propose that it comes out of the ground just like all the other food. Duh. Where else would it come from? Animals? That’s just absurd.

I picture this hoppit farmer farming up their crops of carrots and drumsticks to sell at the local market. 

Might live further out from the Edge where things are a bit toonier.

Angel doodle:

Angel recieving the coveted head pats of approval as well as another contract. 

Featuring everyone’s favorite tumblr sexyman 2020.

[roguish-gallery]

Rogues + Internet/Social Media HCs!

Hello!!! this was requested by @geniusbee I struggled a bit with the initial prompt, so I kinda broadened the question, I hope you don’t mind! Once I got the ball rolling with this one, it was super fun to work on! Thank you again for your request!

If anyone wants to, feel free to send me send me more requests! I’d love to do more of these!

Everything is under the Read More bc this got LONG AS FUCK. (Slight TW for sexual references!)

Bane:

Doesn’t use social media. point blank

He’ll surf the web mostly for research or for communication purposes, but that’s mostly it... That being said sometimes he DOES look up stuff for fun because he’s a naturally curious guy who had limited access to education for the first 20-ish years of his life. It sends him down a rabbit hole of researching weird shit and sometimes you’ll catch him up at 4:00 am looking up how bread was made in Ancient Rome or what Cock and Ball Torture is bc he heard Joker say it once and he’s never EVER fucking heard of those words strung together like that before

Also… his fingers are simply too beefy for most keyboards. Dude tryna sit down and send Scandal Savage some fun cookie recipes she could try with her GF like

 Catwoman:

Not a lot to say here but tbh she probably has the most normal internet habits of everyone. Helps to promote cat shelter’s web pages, and will use some light hacking to find the locations of fur factories and animal abusers but that’s mostly it?

If she isn’t already an influencer, she has definitely considered it. Will sometimes post selfies of her wearing stolen jewelry just to flex. Has a legion of simps.

Clayface

Unknowingly gets into kin drama without trying to

He has... so many theather blogs, musical blogs, and obscure film blogs... someone help him... somehow he regularly adds shit to ALL OF THEM. 

He’s that one bitch who hoards all the canon URLs and there’s nothing you can fucking do to stop him.

Harley Quinn:

Her computer is slow and buggy as shit because she’s got so many viruses from trying to download flash games. Edward refuses to fix her computers at this point because he knows it’s a lost cause.

She vlogs sometimes, actually! And she’ll drag her hyenas or any of the rogues/batfam/GCPD she’s hanging out with atm into it.

She likes to go onto anxiety or depression forums and anonymously leave nice, helpful advice :)

Joker:

Mostly on the dark web, doing… things that you do on the dark web...

If he’s ever on the clean web I promise it’s only to start kin drama or to dm fucked up shit to random people he finds.

Has been known to catfish when the mood strikes him

Also? He jumps onto RP forums and either plays the SHITTIEST Batman, or an eerily accurate Batman.

Killer Croc:

He likes looking up funny videos online!!! Also! Art tutorials!!

He likes to post his artwork online under a pseudonym. He doesn’t expect anyone to really pay attention to his work, but it’s always a very pleasant surprise when someone likes or leaves a nice comment on his art.

 He genuinely cherishes all of his followers and the kind interactions he shares with them.

Mad Hatter:

It’s just hat porn and hentai. I’m sorry.

Mr. Freeze:

Normal internet habits tbh. Doesn’t really go on the internet that often because he doesn’t particularly care about keeping up to date with what’s happening.

He used to have a Facebook where he’d post pictures of himself and Nora, but he can’t really do that anymore due to obvious reasons.

Penguin:

Lightly dabbles in dark web shit (for business purposes) but otherwise he’s like an old man on the internet. Checks the stock market and shit. Responds to his emails in a timely manner. He keeps track of everyone’s internet presence but that’s mostly because he enjoys drama and he doesn’t want to be out of the loop in case Eddie starts something again and he needs to know WHY Jervis and Pamela can’t be in the Iceberg at the same time without trying to kill each other.

He REFUSES to make a social media account for the Iceberg Lounge!!!! It is too classy for that!!!

Other than that, though… don’t tell anyone… but he keeps some tabs open on some 🥺🥺🥺 some bird forums and uh 🥺🥺🥺 m🥺🥺🥺 maybe some blogs he has that are all about Jane Austen and Star Trek: The Next Generation 🥺🥺🥺🥺 n-not like he LIKES Star Trek, though!!

Also in Batman #448 it shows that him and Batman canonically play chess with each other online and you know what? That’s cute as hell so I’m gonna say that they still do that.

Poison Ivy:

Surprising no one… she mostly blogs about botany

Will ONLY go onto other parts of the internet to like and share Harley, Selina, or Waylon’s posts and THAT'S IT!!!!

She is not above getting petty in the comment section!! If she finds a video of some clown over-watering their ferns she will absolutely let them know and she will not be polite about it.

Riddler:

Canonically has the best hookup and 100% is the most active online. Like yeah he does a lot of hacking shit but he uses the internet for legit stuff too.

PURPOSEFULLY looks himself up and will argue with anyone who talks smack about him on literally any of the search results. He WILL remember your username and he WILL publicly mock you for it when he freezes your laptop or when he takes over the broadcasting waves in Gotham again.

You KNOW he has a social media account for everything. He WILL talk about how smart and sexy he is and he WILL get around any attempts made to get him blocked, suspended, or banned. 

“You fool… I have 70  A L T E R N A T I V E  A C C O U N T S”

He is the self-proclaimed tech-guru of the Rogues. He WILL harass you if you are using the wrong web browser or if you have TOO MANY FUCKING TABS OPEN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

He calms down somewhat once he becomes a P.I. He’ll take selfies at crime scenes and livestream himself when he’s finding clues or chasing someone down! He’s absolutely obsessed with it and he gets super popular. He knows that he shouldn’t broadcast himself solving crimes... but... the clicks... the views... his stans...

Enjoys gaming and modding whenever he has free time.

Scarecrow:

He hasn’t been in a classroom in years but if you looked at his internet habits you would think he’s still teaching psychology at Gotham U. Responds to emails responsibly (but NOT on weekends or after 10 pm!!)

Probably wouldn’t blog these days, but when he was younger he had a page where he would discuss his psychology work.

He mostly uses the internet for research or to order chemicals but he’ll often get swept up in some inane message chain with Harley and Eddie and he HATES IT.

He has like two dozen tabs open on his computer because he forgets about them and even though some of the tabs have been there for so long that he GENUINELY can’t remember why they were there, he keeps them because it makes Edward break into hives every time he tries to watch what he’s doing online. Giving Edward Nygma anxiety sweats is easy and free and should be done often.

Two-Face:

He uses incognito mode… whenever he needs to google embarrassing questions…

He likes to peruse the dark web but sometimes he enjoys hopping onto r/legaladvice and r/relationships and reads that shit like it's the Sunday paper.

If he’s bored or is having a bad mental day, he likes to look up all the Google doodle games that Google keeps archived. they’re all really cute and are a lot of fun to goof around with whenever he’s wanting to play something light and quick!

[garrettrsxz892-blog]

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[laws-hat-headcanons]

Masterlist Part Two

Part Two of the Masterlist! 

Part One can be found HERE!! 

Updated 09/04/2021

One Piece Continued:

Paulie:

With a workaholic S/O

Penguin:

Word Prompt - Blood, Heart, Bone

Word Prompt - Fire, Gold, Twist 

Portagas. D Ace:

NSFW Alphabet - B, G, M

NSFW Alphabet - N, K, I

General NSFW Headcanons 

With a chubby S/O ( NSFW )

With an S/O That flinches during an argument

With an S/O that runs out of Chocolate

With a shy S/O in a bikini

With an S/O who is terrified of needles

With an S/O who has Epilepsy

With a crew member who is an Alien

With a crush who writes loves songs about him

Getting turned in to a girl by a DF User

With an S/O who can control their size

With an S/O who is a Carnotaurus D/F user

Running in to his Ex

With an S/O who slaps his butt in front of the crew

Reacting to Cosplay

With an overly affectionate S/O

With an S/O who is shy showing affection

Emoji Prompt - Drunk, Jealousy

Word Prompt - Blood, Bone, Hand

Crying Headcanons

Roronoa Zoro:

Love Process

Cuddling

Hanging out with his Crush

NSFW Alphabet - G, A, O, N 

NSFW Alphabet - K, U, V, Y

With an S/O that wants to try pegging ( NSFW )

With an S/O that has a DF power that makes them feel like a monster

With an S/O that flinches during an argument

How he would act around his crush

Reacts to his crush seducing someone else

With an S/O who is Mihawks Daughter

With a crush on the same girl as Sanji

With an S/O who has depression/suicidal thoughts

Panicking when an S/O falls

With an S/O that moves a lot in their sleep

With a flirty/Teasing S/O

At the start of a relationship

Zoro x Reader: Hands

Modern AU: With a paramedic S/O

Crying Headcanons

Ticklish headcanons

Asking an S/O to read to him

Angst Prompt 1 - Rejection 

Word Prompt - Gold, Wild, Bone

With an S/O who has an overprotective cockatiel

Having a wet dream about his fem!S/O (Mild NSFW)

Winter Event: Mistletoe - Fluff - G/N Reader

Winter Event: Mistletoe - Awkward - Female Reader

Trying on his S/O’s lingerie

Visiting his crush while drunk

Ryuboshi

Looking after a stressed S/O

With a human S/O

Sabo:

With an S/O that runs out of Chocolate

With a shy S/O in a bikini 

With an S/O that can control their size

With an S/O who has Epilepsy 

With a crew member who is an Alien

With a crush who writes loves songs about him

Getting turned in to a girl by a DF User

Running in to his Ex

With an S/O who was a celestial dragon

SFW & NSFW Relationship headcanons

On how he shows love for his S/O

Word Prompt - Blood, Rain, Pulse 

Word Prompt - Spark, Thunder

Sabo’s ideal wedding

With an S/O that flinches during an argument

With a Marine S/O

Sakazuki:

Sakazuki x Reader: Paperwork ( NSFW )

Headcanons with a female pirate

Word Prompts Commission

With a lovable daughter 

Sanji:

Sanji x Reader: Pancakes

Sanji x Reader: Let me hug you

Love Process

SFW & NSFW Headcanons

With an S/O that likes to cuddle

With an S/o that loves him but not themselves

With an S/O that wants to try pegging ( NSFW )

With an S/O that has a DF power that makes them feel like a monster

With a crafty/creative S/O

Helping his S/O with period pains

With an S/O who is terrified of needles

With an S/O who can control their size

With an older woman who treats him like a younger brother

With an older woman who treats him like a younger brother part 2

With an S/O who slaps his butt in front of the crew

With a crush on the same girl as Zoro

With an S/O who has a fear of silence

Soulmate AU: Sanji

With a flirty/Teasing S/O

With an S/O who is shy showing affection

Cuddling Headcanons

Fluff Alphabet - A, X, Y

How they act when they’re drunk

With a daughter who eats too much halloween candy

With an easily flustered crush

With a depressed S/O

Ticklish headcanons

Scratchmen Apoo:

Short Crush Headcanons

With an S/O who has a Rapping D/F Ability

Shanks

Reacting to gender swapped! Buggy

Getting jealous over his S/O

Finding out his S/O is blind

Word Prompt - Heat, Stone

With a oblivious/shy S/O

With an drunk S/O who tries to hit on him

Shanks x Reader: Nightmares

Smoker:

Cuddling

NSFW Alphabet - C, E, H, P

Smoker with an older S/O

Smoker with an older S/O ( NSFW )

With an S/O that wants to try pegging ( NSFW )

With an S/O that likes to tease him

With a Virgin S/O ( NSFW )

As a Parent

Comforting an S/O after a nightmare

Smoker x Reader: Rest

Smoker with a crush

Fluff Alphabet - A, D, K

With a shy S/O

Word Prompt - Blood, Snow 

Word Prompt - Hand, Heat, Stone

Ticklish Headcanons

First time with his S/O (Mild NSFW)

A Letter From: Smoker 

Winter Event:  Mistletoe - Awkward - Female Reader

Trafalgar. D Law:

Fluff Alphabet - A, H, N

Law x Reader: Nightmare

Law x Reader: The stars wish they were as bright as you

Law x Male Reader: Reunion

Law x Reader: Reunion

Modern AU: Worried about being a father

Cuddling

With an S/O that lost a limb protecting him

With an S/O that wants to try pegging ( NSFW )

With a shy artist S/O

With a crafty/creative S/O

With a Virgin S/O ( NSFW )

With an S/O that gets kidnapped

With an S/O that can control their size

With an S/O who is terrified of needles

How he would act around his crush

With a crush who has a panic attach

With an S/O who tries to scare him

With a crush who writes loves songs about him

Reacts to his crush seducing someone else

Arayya (oc) x Law: Melting

With an S/O who is a Carnotaurus D/F user

With an S/O who is a VooDoo D/F user

Law x Reader: Period Pains 

Law x Reader: Sick

Learning more about his new crew mate

Law x Reader: Cursed 

With a usual calm S/O who can kick butt!

With a teenage son

Sleeping habits with an S/O

NSFW Alphabet - C, J, R, V, X

With an S/O who has depression/suicidal thoughts

With an S/O who likes to cuddles up in his coat

Modern AU: Forensic Pathologist S/O

With an S/O that moves a lot in their sleep

With an S/O who loves it when he gets turned in to an animal

Law x Reader: Birthday Surprise ( NSFW )

With a flirty/Teasing S/O

Law x Reader: Dress

With an S/O who is shy showing affection

With an Omega S/O who wants to share their first heat ( NSFW )

With an S/O that flinches during an argument

Finding a lost friend

How they act when they’re drunk

With a daughter who eats too much halloween candy

Word Prompt - Pulse, Bell, Ice 

Word Prompt - Night, Flower, Rain

A Darker Mind

Finding out his S/O was a slave

Emoji Prompt - Fighting, Injury, Kiss

Word Prompt - Blood, Heart, Bone

Crying Headcanons

Soulmate AU

Little!Law calling Coras S/O mom

Ticklish headcanons

Angst Prompt 3 - Seeing a L/I with someone else

Angst Prompt 2 & 16

Angst Prompt 12 - Desperate Hug

Getting angry with an S/O when they go missing

Word Prompt - Stone, Sand, Circle

With an S/O who has an overprotective cockatiel

With an S/O that gets too close

Winter Event: Mistletoe - Fluff - Female Reader

Little things he loves about his S/O

Usopp

With an S/O who has a fear of silence

Soulmate AU: Usopp

Vinsmoke Ichiji:

With an S/O that likes to cuddle

With an S/O that is insecure about their body

Vinsmoke brothers raised as regular people

With an S/O Who loves it when he gets turned into an animal

With an S/O that has trouble saying no to people

Vinsmoke Niji:

With an S/O that likes to cuddle

With an S/O that is insecure about their body

Vinsmoke brothers raised as regular people

SFW & NSFW Relationship headcanons

With an S/O Who loves it when he gets turned into an animal

With an S/O that has trouble saying no to people

Vinsmoke Yonji:

With an S/O that likes to cuddle

With an S/O that is insecure about their body

Vinsmoke brothers raised as regular people

NSFW Alphabet - I, O, Q, V

With an S/O who is very caring

With an S/O Who loves it when he gets turned into an animal

With an S/O that has trouble saying no to people

Whitebeard:

With a long term S/O

With a long term S/O part 2

Reader becomes a member of the Whitebeard Pirates

Word Prompt - Bone, Gold, Rain

Wire:

Fluff Alphabet - R, J, G

Word Prompt - Blood, Snow, Night

X Drake:

Relationship Headcanons ( NSFW )

Finding out his S/O is pregnant 

Comforting his stressed S/O

Fluff Alphabet - C, D

Finding out his S/O is blind

Word Prompt - Silver, Moon, Night

Emoji Prompt - Kiss, Bathing

A Letter From: X Drake

Celebrating his S/O’s birthday

With a crush that tends to their wounds

Naruto

Aburame Shino:

Attraction and Need in an S/O

Hatake Kakashi:

As a father

Relationship headcanons ( SFW & NSFW )

Uchiha Itachi

Winter Event: Winter - Sincere - Female Reader

Umino Iruka

Relationship headcanons ( SFW & NSFW )

Yamato:

NSFW Alphabet - B, G, M

Bleach

Shuhei Hisagi:

Attraction and Need in an S/O

[lxdymaria]

i’ve been getting a lot of asks lately asking about what mods i use for stardew valley, and rather than just answer the same question all the time i’ve made a list of all the stardew valley mods i use. these aren’t all the mods i use, just the one’s i feel like are most asked for, if you ever see me use something that isnt on this list just lmk! if you have any further questions about the mods i use feel free to message me! (if you need help finding a CP version or an updated version of a mod im fairly good at finding them!) 

Stardew Valley Expanded: a recent mod but highly recommended. a total revamp and expansion to the base game, creating a lot of new content to enjoy! it’s absolutely amazing and i recommend it to everyone.  immersive map edits: makes some edits to the game map. needs to be installed for sdv expanded to work. farmer to florist: adds beautiful flowers to plant, as well as potted flower decor for your farm. not essential, but great for decorating! 

aesthetics:

A Wittily Named Recolor: the map recolour i use. as far as i can tell it works with sdv expanded.  some building edits: the farm building mod i use!  Cuter Cellar & Cuter Coops and Barns : building edits!  better artisan goods icons & Aquilegia's Cute Item Retextures & Colored Seeds:  re-textures items!  classy new interior: mod i use for furniture. here’s the CP version. fixed mouse house: gives out little mouse friend a cute & totally fixed house!  yellog’s wood craftables + yellog’s woof fence: the mod i use that changes the appearance of wooden fences and all the craftables. 

animals: 

elle's Cat Replacements  &  elle's Dog Replacements & Elle's New Horses & Elle's New Barn Animals: self explanatory. i love their mods.  CHONKINS: some fat fucking chickens  MythicPhoenix's Mythical Hares: i use the jackalope. more animals: using in tandem to the cat & dog recolours. lets you have more that one pet! it works fine for me though im sure it has the potential to be buggy. i currently have 4 cats and 2 dogs on my main save file!  Cat in a Coat: a wittle coat for ur cat.... 

character:

kisekae: a mod that adds the option to change your character’s appearance (without the wizard) also adds the possibility for hair and clothing mods! this is a replacement for the get dressed mod that no longer works. seasonal hats: so adorable! i love this mod a lot, the flower crowns look so pretty.

npcs: 

seasonal outfits: gives npcs seasonal outfits!  shane’s new job: gives shane a job at the stardrop saloon after joja shuts down.  ran’s harvest goddess: i highly recommend this mod. it adds a new npc (unfortunately replaces the wizard) the harvest goddess has her own heart events as well as is a romanceable npc. (she’s very cute and i love her.) 

quality of life:

loved labels: here’s the unoffical update for the current patch.  vintage interface: recolours the user interface. idk it’s probably not necessary but matches the rest of my aesthetic. if this isnt your cup of tea just search for interface recolours on nexus mods!  tractor mod: nice for large crops or late game playing. here’s a cute recolour mod as well!  part of the community: a nice and sutble way to gain a bit of friendship with npcs.  tree transplant: i honestly would not be able to play without this mod it saves so much time.  CJB item spawner: let’s you spawn any item into your inventory. helpful if you are using custom item mods that aren’t normally available in game. 

[frightknights-n-monstergirls]

Some cute hcs on Crane

A = Attractive. What do they find attractive about the other?

Jonathan will not find you attractive at first, but once you loosen him up he’ll say you’re beautiful. You ain’t pretty, you ain’t good looking, you are beautiful.

B = Baby. Do they want a family? Why/Why not?

  FFFFUUUUCCCCKKK NO. Jonathan wouldn’t want a child, he feels that he would not be the best parent for the job. He collects children’s tears for his research! Do you really think he would be A+ parent material? But he secretly wants to… 

C = Cuddle. How do they cuddle?

Head on your shoulder. Jonathan isn’t too touchy feely, but he does have his days where he wants to. When he’s asleep, he will gravitate towards you for warmth so you will have the perfect time to nab him.

D = Dates. What are dates with them like?

  Silently reads across from you in a library or cafe. Sometimes, he’ll answer your questions on his day and will listen to you. 

E = Everything. You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…)

Lady. Don’t ask him why he says that. It’s like it was naturally programmed into his head to say, “You’re my lady.”

F = Feelings. When did they know they were falling in love?

When Jonathan gassed you. It wasn’t an accident, he purposely did it because he wanted to see you in fear and for you to drop your guard by dating you. He sprayed his toxin directly into your face when you turned around to ask him something. It felt so wrong to see you in such a state, his little heart shattered when you called for him, mainly to see if he was alright. Jonathan ran to his lab to make the first anti-toxin he has ever made. 

G = Gentle. Are they gentle? If so, how?

  Only with his kisses. Holding you in his arms is like being tangled in vines. He loves to bite and manhandle you, mainly for you to squirm.

H = Holding Hands. How do they like to hold hands?

Going off of before, Jonathan’s hands will grip yours in a vice grip. They are cold and clammy, and Jonathan make it uncomfortable without realizing it. Like when he chews on his knuckle in thought, he’ll miss and chew on yours. Mofo will wipe his nose with the hand he’s using to hold yours, WHILE HE’S HOLDING IT. Jonathan will act normally like he isn’t holding your hand, so beware.

I = Impression. First impression/s?

You poor sap, is what Jonathan will be thinking when you walk up to him. You have no idea who he is and you want to date him. Hope you don’t like sleeping because he’s gonna give you nightmares!

J = Joker. Are they into pulling pranks?

For the love of everything, DO NOT START A PRANK WAR WITH THIS MAN. It will end in blood, sweat, and tears. None of which will be coming from him. Prank Jonathan will get you something worse, and ten times as bad. 

K = Kiss. How do they kiss?

Chaste. Just a peck from Jonathan. He’ll have to warm up to make out sessions, claims he doesn’t like the feel of a tongue on his. 

L = Love. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

You are going to say I Love You first. Jonathan never thought he would actually have a lover, especially not after Sherry. Love is overrated anyway, he’s lived without love for all his life, surely he can live without a partner. That’s until you say, “I love you.” He will ask to repeat yourself.

M = Memory. What’s their favourite memory together?

Getting a cat. Jonathan is vibrating with excitement when the two of you walked through the adoption center in Gotham. One gnarly looking black cat got his attention, big buggy eyes and under bite was just so irresistible. Jonathan ended up coming back to this giant cat and it was settled. Grater, the cat’s name due to his teeth, took to Jonathan right away. 

N = Nickel. Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?

He barely spends money on himself, he’s not going to spend that much on you.

O = Orange. What colour reminds them of their other half?

  Green. A rose blooming from a concrete jungle. 

P = Petnames. What petnames do they use?

Jonathan really doesn’t do pet names. He would rather call you by name because that’s your name. 

Q = Quaint. What is their favourite non-modern thing?

Book reading together. Not reading out loud to each other, just reading separate books in each other’s comfy bubble.

R = Rainy Day. What do they like to do on a rainy day?

Same as above. Or watching the latest horror film.

S = Sad. How do they cheer themselves/others up?

Jonathan will use his sick sense of humor on you. It is dry and sarcastic. So maybe not great at cheering others up. 

T = Talking. What do they like to talk about?

He’s a man of actions, so talking is at a minimum. When you do have a conversation, it’s usually about each other’s days, complaints about other people, what to have for dinner, usually mundane.

U = Unencumbered. What helps them relax?

Just lounging with his record player. Jonathan would lean back in his chair with his eyes closed. Sometimes, he’ll grab your hand during this time.

V = Vaunt. What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

Jonathan not so subtly does it. Once he gets his newest toxin done, he’ll be the most loud, boasting son of a bitch on the block. He’ll probably want to have McDonald’s  

W = Wedding. When, how, where do they propose?

It’s Jonathan’s hidden dream. It’s a dream he abandoned a long time ago, back when he realized that Granny will choose his bride. 

X = Xylophone. What’s their song?

Oddly enough, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NZ72WcMfZE

Y = You. You are the ___ to my ___ (e.g. the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

”You’re the fear to my toxin”

”Jonathan… Why am I the fear?”

”Because I fear the day you die.”

Z = Zebra. If they wanted a pet, what would they get?

A cat. Sure, Gotham’s crows are there, but it doesn’t seem personal.

[blueandgoldoffice]

Hey! Looking for a post S1 final fic that’s not in the tags. All I really remember is that they got into a fight and Betty started pressing her nails into her palms and jughead lost it and pried her hands apart and cleaned her hands for her. It was in juggies trailer, I think it picked up right when the serpents left the trailer.

Hello, hello! Once a week we send a lost fic ask that we can’t quite put our fingers on over to @bugheadfamily ’s Riverdale Register Weekly Review and this (past) week it was your ask. (I’m also awfully late so please forgive me - AGAIN. Whoops. lol)

We also want to post it here and ask the audience if any of our followers happen to know it.

Anyone recognize this fic!? - K

Hello Buggies! So we had two suggestions, one in the replies from @yavannie and one in messages from @xjessicacx. I reread both (because I read them both a REALLY long time ago) - and I *think* that @s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g-magnificent was looking for this one:

(it's enough) to be young and in love by @raptorlilian (1/1)

BUT it could also be chapter 15 of this one (though the chapter follows after 1.11 - instead of the finale) - but the themes are the same. So I’ll link both.

In the Still of the Night (Chapter 15) byBlueLonghand

Thank you to you both!

[douchebagbrainwaves]

IF YOU CAN FIND JUST ONE USER WHO REALLY NEEDS SOMETHING AND CAN ACT ON THAT NEED, YOU'VE GOT A TOEHOLD IN MAKING SOMETHING PEOPLE WANT THAT MATTERS, NOT JOINING THE GROUP

A hacker may only want to subvert the intended model of things once or twice in a big company it's necessarily the dominant one. And if you want to beat delegation, focus on a deliberately narrow market.1 We wrote what was, 700 years ago, fascinating and urgently needed work. The difference between Joe's idea and ramen profitability is the least obvious but may be the most important factor in the success of any company. VCs to invest in their portfolio companies. They just had us tuned out. The wrong people like it. As an outsider, you're just one step away from getting things done.2 These people might be your employees, or you have to make a lot of squawking coming from my hen house one night, I'd want to go straight there, blustering through obstacles, and hand-waving your way across swampy ground.3 If I were a couple is a big opportunity here, and one that most people who try to think of programs at least partially in the language fits together like the parts in a fine camera.4

It's easy to see how little launches matter. But surely a necessary, if not better, at least. They haven't decided what they'll do afterward. Fritz Kunze's official biography carefully avoids mentioning the L-word. You have to go back to programming in a language that doesn't make your programs small is doing a bad job of hiring otherwise. In the real world, you can't repeal totalitarianism if it turns out you can do all-encompassing redesigns. We should be clear that we are talking about the amount of money at any moment.5 Once publishing—giving people copies—becomes the most natural way of distributing your content, it probably isn't, it tended to pervade the atmosphere of early universities.

I realize it sounds preposterously ambitious for a startup in several months. If you take VC money, they won't let you sell early. For example, if you have the degenerate case of economic inequality, it would be tedious to let infect your private life, we liked it. And as for the disputation, that seems clearly a net lose for the buyer, though, because later investors so hate to have the lowest income taxes, because to take advantage of you. Jessica Livingston, and Robert and Trevor read applications and did interviews with us. For example, it would keep going, but there are signs it might be.6 They remind us where we come from. They don't work for startups in general, but they love plans and procedures and protocols. But I don't think many people like the slow pace of big companies, the best defense is a good offense.

If you have to rewrite it to do more than put in a lot of those low, low payments; and the programmer is going to need to do something extraordinary initially.7 The Pebbles assembled the first several hundred watches themselves.8 The reason investors can get away with being nasty to. The evolution of technology. How would Apple like it if when they discovered a serious bug in OS X, instead of simply arguing that they are the same for any firm you talk to. Let me conclude with some tactical advice. They haven't decided what they'll do afterward. I had a choice of a spending the next hour wandering about, was there any sort of work I liked that much.

VCs are willing to fund teams of MBAs who planned to use the resources available.9 The paperwork for convertible debt is simpler. Learning is such a tenacious source of inequality is that it makes it easier for startups to grow. In cold places that margin gets trimmed off. There is no longer much left to copy before the language you've made is Lisp. Do not, however, tell A who B is. Perl is as big as the ones I've discussed, don't make a direct frontal attack on it.

Maybe if they go out of their garage in Switzerland, the old lady next door would report them to the status quo, but money as well.10 Jessica was its mom. Hacking is something you write in order to read Aristotle.11 It seems safe to say there are more undergrads who want to come to America can even get in? They want there to be a deal; so there must be a reason. Whichever route you take, expect a struggle.12 Want to make someone dislike a book?13 You had to grow fast. Not necessarily. It's isomorphic to the very successful technique of letting people pay in installments: instead of painstakingly discovering things for ourselves, we could simply suck up everything they'd discovered. After further testing, it turned out to be an old and buggy one.

You'll certainly like meeting them. It hadn't occurred to me till recently to put those two ideas together and ask How can VCs make money by creating wealth and getting paid proportionately, it would be worth competing with a company that tanks cannot plead that he put in a solid effort. It's striking how often programmers manage to hit all eight points by accident.14 But it would not be for most biotech startups, for example. Wealth can be created without being sold. In a sense, at least for a while in Florence. But it's harder than it looks.15 For example, one way or the other, like a skateboard. If you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do, because it will have a large Baumol penumbra around it: anyone who could get them published.16 If you take VC money, they won't let you. Money is a side effect of making them celebrities.17 Cross out that final S and you're describing their business model.18

In those days we had a national holiday, it would probably be painless though annoying to lose $15,000. Another thing ramen profitability doesn't imply is Joe Kraus's idea that you should study whatever you were most interested in. I wasn't even learning what the choices were, let alone which to choose.19 Before we had kids, YC was more or less our life.20 In my case they were effectively aversion therapy. If you look at it this way, but to notice quickly that it already is winning.21 And when you see something that's merely reacting to new technology in an attempt to preserve some existing source of revenue. The person who knows the most about the most important principles in Silicon Valley significantly wider. But schools change slower than scholarship: the study of ancient texts had such prestige that it remained the backbone of education until the late 19th century. Think of some successful startups. Partly because some companies use mechanisms to prevent copying.22 Apple like it if when they discovered a serious bug in OS X, instead of paying attention to what users needed, or c the company spent too much time around MIT had his own lock picking kit.23

Notes

The editor, written in C, and indeed the venture business barely existed when they want to create giant companies not seem formidable early on. I was writing this, I should add that we're not professional negotiators and can hire unskilled people to claim that their explicit goal don't usually do best to err on the parental dole for life in Palo Alto to have to disclose the threat to potential speakers. One year at Startup School David Heinemeier Hansson encouraged programmers who wanted to make it harder for Darwin's contemporaries to grasp this than we can respond by simply removing whitespace, periods, commas, etc. Steven Hauser.

Basically, the LPs who invest in it.

Well, of S P 500 CEOs in the Neolithic period. Within an hour most people come to you; who knows who you might see something like the intrusive ads popular on Delicious, but you should. Though in a place where few succeed is hardly free. 16%.

So if it's dismissed, it's probably good grazing. Mueller, Friedrich M.

Math is the odds are slightly more interesting than random marks would be worth approaching—if you want to wait for the tenacity of the venture business barely existed when they say this is the most dramatic departure from the creation of the world, but one by one they die and their hands. It seems we should be working on what you launch with, you won't be trivial. So it's hard to grasp the distinction between money and wealth. In A Plan for Spam I used to retrieve orders, view statistics, and tax rates don't tell the whole venture business, having sold all my shares earlier this year.

There are situations in which multiple independent buildings are gutted or demolished to be recognized as an idea that evolves into Facebook is a way that weren't visible in the world population, and the 4K of RAM was in charge of HR at Lotus in the latter.

This is an instance of a problem later. There's a sort of work is merely unglamorous, not where to see famous startup founders is by calibrating their ambitions, because they can't legitimately ask you to agree. There may even be symbiotic, because there was a bad idea the way to create a great programmer doesn't merely do the opposite way from the success of their time on a saturday, he found himself concealing from his predecessors was a new search engine, the term literally. Roger Bannister is famous as the investment market becomes more efficient, it will thereby expose it to competitive pressure, because the Depression was one that we wrote in order to make Viaweb.

San Jose. Like early medieval architecture, impromptu talks are made of spolia. The Quotable Einstein, Princeton University Press, 1983.

Emmett Shear, and they succeeded.

This is a facebook exclusively for college students. Any plan in 2001, but you get paid much.

But while this sort of stepping back is one problem where rapid prototyping doesn't work. For the price of a city's potential as a kid was an executive.

E-Mail. Instead of making the things you sell.

Hackers don't need that recipe site or local event aggregator as much time it filters down to zero, which was acquired for 50 million, and he was notoriously improvident and was troubled by debts all his life. He did eventually graduate at about 26. Some of Aristotle's immediate successors may have now been trained that anything hung on a scale that has become part of creating an agreement from scratch. You can still see fossils of their assets; and with that additional constraint, you can't avoid doing sales by hiring sufficiently qualified designers.

If they were.

No VC will admit they're influenced by confidence. A P supermarket chain because it has to grind.

To a kid. So where do we draw the line? I'm using these names as we think.

And perhaps even worse in the computer, the only companies smart enough to convince at one point a competitor added a feature to their software that doesn't have to act against their own itinerary through no-land, while we were quite sore from VCs attempting to probe our nonexistent database orifice. Seeming like they worked together mostly at night, and this was the ads they show first. Make Wealth when I said that a company if the fix is at pains to point out, if the students did well they would never guess she hates attention, because they have raised: Re: Revenge of the other direction Y Combinator in particular took bribery to the yogurt place, we should worry, not how much you get of the most difficult part for startup founders who take big acquisition offers that super-angels. Ironically, the switch in the definition of property is driven mostly by hackers.

The unintended consequence is that they've focused on different components of it. I was insane—they could probably starve the trolls of the other writing of Paradise Lost that none who read it ever wished it longer. If you look at what Steve Jobs got pushed out by Mitch Kapor, is rated at-1. No, we don't want to take care of one's markets is ultimately just another way in which practicing talks makes them overbuild: they'll create huge, analog brain state.

After a while we were quite sore from VCs attempting to probe our nonexistent database orifice. I got it wrong in How to Make Wealth when I became an employer. And of course reflects a willful misunderstanding of what investment means; like any investor, lest that set an impossibly high target when raising additional money. Instead of the reason this trick works so well.

If a man has good corn or wood, or some vague thing like that. Because the pledge is deliberately vague, we're probably fooling ourselves. Money, prestige, and average with the other sense of mission.

What they must do is assemble components designed and manufactured by someone else.

The attitude of the x company, and most pharmaceutical startups the second type to go behind the doors that say authorized personnel only. Copyright owners tend to use to calibrate the weighting of the things you're taught.

When I talk about startups.

[mphfpc-n-stuff]

Peculair children irrational fears

IM LIKE 99.999999998% I READ THIS SOMEWHERE AND IDK IF IM OG MAKING THIS CONCEPT UP OR IF MY STUPID BRAIN CANT REMEBER SO PLEASE CALL ME OUT AND ILL CREDIT YOU. MAYBE LINK IT SO WE CAN SEE WHAT WE DIFFERED ON HOW FUN WOULD THAT BE???

ALSO TRIGGER WARNING DEATH MENTION AND GENERALLY SPOOKY THINGS AHEAD.

Jacob: Nyctophobia; scared of the dark. Imagine your a young impressionable child and your grandpa tells you stories of fucking s h a d o w m o n s t e r s. “Invisible fuckers except for their shadows, hard to spot at night, Yakob.” And then describing how said shadow monsters would eat you alive then kissing you goodnight before turning the lights off. I’m not surprised if Jacobs had the same night light in his room since he was little. He’s not too spooked now because we’ll y’know but he ain’t dropping that night light for shit.

Emma: Ailurophobia; fear of cats. Tbh I didn’t know what to give Emma so I scrolled through most common fears and honestly this cracked me up. Maybe when she had to stay with her grandma over the weekend or something she had this really mean cat that sometimes hissed at her. Like this cat was evil incarnate and it was so old and just waiting to die. But this one time it got wayyy to close and Emma panicked and set it aflame. And that kinda scarred her for life so whenever she sees a cat she’s extremely careful to not have it touch her or get too close. She’s worried she’ll flip out and set it on fire. Brah it’s not her fault they’re so flammable.

Horace: Acrophobia; fear of heights. I mean this kid has enough to be scared by himself, like any conceivable way of dying should be checked off the list. But if I had future vision I’m sure the most common way I’d die was falling off some shit. Again Horace has plenty to be scared of but heights always seem the most immediately threatening in a prediction scenario, escpecially inescapable scenarios, like you have to cross some bridge to get away from the other spooky thing even if you know your going to fall. Poor dear.

Bronwyn: Astraphobia; fear of thunder and lighting. She can’t quiet explain it but she’s never liked thunder and therefore lightning (*cough* *cough* maybe it reminds her of something else loud, booming and threatening she probably heard on a regular basis during childhood *cough* *cough*). Regardless after Victor passed away she found suitable comforters amoungst her freinds and the little ones for stormy nights (which disappeared after the loop started, thank god)

Hugh; Arachnophobia; fear of spiders. This shouldn’t be too hard to explain. What fear would bee boi have besides the meaniest and spookiest of bee killers; big ol’ spooders. First of all they can kill his bees in the worst way possible; drink their blood out slowly and painfully, and second some can even kill him. Plus I’m sure dog sized people eaters exist somewhere in peculairdom and Hugh is good never seeing those no thanks. He loves all bugs and little spindly creatures so Fiona is trying to help him come over his fear but good god. Spooders are spooky.

Fiona: Pyrophobia; fear of fire. Fiona loves Emma like a sister but there are times when Emma isn’t to careful waving her flame around and Fiona backs up. It’s not so much the fear of fire but being on fire. Tied to a stake. As her family and freinds cheer her death. Fiona has a lot of issues surrounding being called a “witch” and having to flee her own home and fire is just one of them. She’s doing her best, most of the kids don’t even notice when she flinches around open fire. Also her plants are pretty flammable so back off. I wouldn’t be surprised if Emma wasn’t allowed in the green room on dry days. No offense hon but Fiona would probably have a silent heart attack if her plants went up in flame.

Claire: Musophobia; fear of mice. Claire thinks they’re awfully cute but at the same time she can’t imagine touching one without cringing. Her earliest memories of mice mishap was when a little on crawled into her curls and she didn’t notice until it crawled all the way into her dress. Now she’s afraid a momma mouse is gonna crawl in there and make babies. Claire is old but she isn’t ready for parenthood. Also baby mice are gross.

Olive: Claustrophobia; fear of small spaces. This lil girl needs SPACE, THE OPEN SKY. Getting put into small spaces gives her anxiety, and there’s no real reason why. She’s just used to floating above the clouds, not being crammed up into tiny spaces. If she’s inside too long she’ll get crabby and annoy the other kids to get her mind off it.

Millard: Trypanophobia; fear of needles. I actually have this myself and it’s just insanely terrifying. For Mill it comes out of place of control, or lack there of. Unless he’s doing it, which he can’t because he doesn’t know how, he freaks out. He won’t throw a temper tantrum of course but he’ll put it off until everyone is annoyed and then make himself sit through it. He usually ends up really sore because he’s so tense during the ordeal and when it’s over he’ll say he “wasn’t scared at, all just don’t like needles.” Getting blood drawn is just the worst, sometimes if it’s for a while he’ll try and sit up and walk away but can’t because then he’s afraid he’ll mess it up and see his blood. Seeing his own blood isn’t something he’s too happy with, mostly because it’s a little uncanny considering everything else is invisible.

Enoch: Vehophobia; fear of driving. Enoch would’ve been alive when cars were made of course but they weren’t to common. Most people walked or rode in carriages, and I doubt Enoch would’ve ever been in a car at anytime if his family wasn’t fairly stacked. Regardless modern cars can drive much faster than buggies or carriages, and imagining Enoch getting spooked the first time they have to travel by car cracks me up. Like he won’t make a big fuss just like clench up until it’s over and foucus on not throwing up. I know he’s been on a train but trains are a lot different than cars. “They move all around! And it doesn’t help an idiot’s at the wheel!”

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt.24

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yo whats up its been A Day and i started college here are some memes

love and support = alya mental support = nino snack support = marinette existential crisis = adrien

3:13 in in this house we love and support each other

love and support: mari is so beautiful im love her

snack support: Alya its too early for you to be this gay

love and support: its never too early for gay also being overtired is gay culture

mental support: stop blowing up my phone

love and support: no!!!!!!!!!!! im loving mari!!!! join me

snack support: Pleae dont

mental support: oh shit if were talking about loving mari thats totall y a different story

snack support: Why are you doing this ot m e

love and support: because w elove u!!! ur so pretty

mental support: your eyes are so blue like the sky

love and support: the ocean

mental support: ummmm a bluer ocean

love and support: windex

snack support: Ok htis is cancleld

love and support: ur cancelled

snack support: I though ty ou loved me

mental support: oh shit

love and support: fuck

 4:14

existential crisis: Hey do you ever wonder why we all hate sleep

mental support: not sure but im super into the idea fo watching a movie right now anyone wanna join

existential crisis: Always

love and support: HELL YES i feel like mari passed out

mental support: good one of us has to live

love and support: being sleep deprived is gay culture

mental support: is everything you do gay culture

love and support: yes

PM between existential crisis and snack support

existential crisis: Did I just see Ladybug??? Why are you out right now Anything wrong??? Also let me teach you to how to put Skype on your yoyo its so much easier trust me I hope you get some sleep buggy

6:43 in in this house we love and support each other

love and support has renamed this conversation to fucking clock hearts

love and support: i want to die what was that ending

mental support: dude i need like a hug now i cant believe im crying over this

existential crisis: I can You’re a crier

mental support: so are you

love and support: that was so weird why did we do that

mental support: because its almost 7 and none of us have slept

love and support: ok since mari is asleep we can talk about how much we love her again

existential crisis: Amazing How do we do this

love and support: random thing you love about mari go!!!!!

mental support: her hair is like. really soft and silky it also sorta changes color depending on the lightin g

existential crisis: I’ve never thought about that before but you’re righ t What color is it actually??

love and support: mari is a brunette

mental support: no her hair is black

existential crisis: But in some light it’s like……not? It’s like…blue

mental support: blue??????

love and support: BLUENETTE

mental support: someone kick alya out

love and support: haha fuck you you cant kick me out im the one who made the chat

 10:35

snack support: Why are you all lik e this

PM between existential crisis and snack support

snack support: I needed some air I was getting restless I know we had an akum alike three days ago but I dont know Just really want to go ou t You were all up really late being ridiculous I hope you sleep well kitty

11:45 in fucking clock hearts

love and support has changed their name to ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

existential crisis: Alya no

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: alya YES

mental support: thats a long ass name

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: its a tribute

mental support: t0 what

existential crisis: Oh my god

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: OH MY GOD

snack support: oh my god

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: DO U NOT KNOW MY IMMORTAL

existential crisis: This is incredible

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: HOW DO U NOT KNO IT

snack support: Nino wha t hav eyou done

existential crisis: I think I could literally quote it

mental support: quote what????

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: THE GREATEST FANFICTION EVER WRITTEN

mental support: oh nerd stuff

snack support: You dont understand

existential crisis: Wait hold on I can do this I was walking outside Hogwarts It was snowing and raining so there was no sun which I was very happy about A lot of preps stared at me I put up my middle finger at them

snack support: Why can you quot e so many thing s

existential crisis: I get bored

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: GET ON CALL LOSERS WERE DOING A DRAMATIC READING OF MY IMMORTAL

mental support: wait are you serious???

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: IM ALWAYS SERIOUS ABOUT MY IMMORTAL

snack support: I cant believe were doing thi s

existential crisis: Actually My dad isn’t home right now So we could just sit on my floor and eat cookies while Alya does a dramatic reading

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: hey this is a TEAM EFFORT ur all getting parts

mental support: this is ridiculous

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: nino u don t get a role bc u gotta pay attentino ovbiously IM ebony ill split everyone else up between adrien adn mari which one of u wants draco and who wants vampir e

mental support: did you say vampire

existential crisis: I might as well be Draco Blond and rich

mental support: and a slytherin i still stand by that

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: one fuck u adriens not  a slytherin two adrien change ur name for aesthetic purposes

existential crisis has changed their name to draco malfoy

snack support: I cant believe this

snack support has changed their name to vampire

mental support: seriously who the fuck is vampire and whos ebony i thought this was harry potter

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: this is iconic thats what it is

vampire: When should we come over Adrien?

draco malfoy: Whenever you want? I’m just being lazy right now Actually warn me I’m not wearing a binder because it’s a break day and I ha ve to put one on

mental support: nope nuh uh

draco malfoy: I’ll survive a few hours!!!

mental support: im gonna be over in ten ill bring that hoodie so big that we could literally both fit in it if you wear anything more than a sports bra ill tell nathalie

draco malfoy: Oh god don’t do that

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: take care of urself marsh thats v important to do while reading classic literature

vampire: Same as what Alay said but also Alya why

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: dont fight me on this u kno its a classic

mental support: 10 minute schill dude???

draco malfoy: Yeah that’s fine

ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: im so excited this is gonna be the best day ever