#S.I.M.P.

[antipsychottest]

ykwtfgo 🐿️🎤 (i’m making my gf be the dj)

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

This is a very stupid idea but I badly want it to happen: a tournament of all the randomass lines, completely unrelated to the topic of Squirrels in Pants, that are tossed out in SIMP:

Who you got back and watering your plants?

How can I qualify for government grants?

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

Got an Aunt Florence living in France

Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie

Baby, you don't need an academic degree

Everybody's smellin' my pot-pourri

If your pockets are empty get a cash advance,

If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants

If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance

Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants

Ain't about love, ain't about romance

I don't know what the criteria would be. Funniest? Stupidest? Strangest? Just whichever one most tickles your fancy, really.

This is now on my list

Personally, I would opt for not having a criteria, just whichever one people like the best (note: I know I've been slacking with the pnf episodes polls, my senior design class is falling apart so I'm just swamped with that I will finish the tournament before I die I swear)

[hoboyherewego]

so um so um so um so um so um so um so um so um someone on Discord sent an outfit in the unholy channel and and and-

(what they sent v)

Instagram  ✎  Devianart  ✎ Reblogs help! ^^  

[mikaikaika]

qCellbit don't mention your wedding with qRoier for 5 seconds challenge failed

[themagicfolf]

It's my child

[macaroniandcheese]

rewatching phineas and ferb with the kids i babysit and it made me realize that the more popular phineas and ferb songs are just the worst one. not that theyre bad persay its just that the other ones are better.

[cherubko]

S.I.M.P

I want you to worship me

Get down on your knees

You can't even talk to me

[faceglitchsworld]

Not Google recommending me both CyA and Han Jisung under the Arthur selfies 😭

Love you Google ❤️

[8loom]

221223 🌼 TikTok Update

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[antipsychottest]

they better play squirrels in my pants at the bar tonight

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

S.I.M.P. vs. Disco Miniature Golfing Queen

[writteninlunarlight-years]

Stories

A Rose Without it’s Thorn

Things I Wish I Got to Say

I Am What I Say I Am

Wicked Woman

Please Please Please

Terrify Me

Poet on the Broadcast

My Espresso

The Things I Wanted to Say

I Have You Now (18+)

Sweat (18+)

Tears to Shed

Older (18+)

Overtime (18+)

Y/N's Song

Watch Yourself

Headcanons

Sleepy Shinanagins

Sleepy Shinanagins Part 2

Never Dressed Without a Smile

Power Play

Sneaking Shadows

Personality Class

Personality Class Part 2

Personality Class Part 3

Personality Class Part 4

On Standby (18+)

Stories

Broken Hearts Still Beat

Lazy Days in a Dreamy Haze

Too Sweet

Someone New

Two Sides (18+)

Please Don’t Prove I’m Right

I Have You Now (18+)

Evermore

Almost My Raven

Headcanons

Friends Fall Together

Sleepy Shinanagins

Sleepy Shinanagins Part 2

Body Swap

Birbifur

Ducky Dearest

On Standby (18+)

Stories

Just The Way You Are

Stories

Sedated (18+)

Headcanons

On Standy Pt2 (18+)

Stories

Moon

Under Your Spell (18+)

Headcanons

On Standby (18+)

Headcanons

Only One Bed!

Only One Bed Part 2

What I Like About You

Romantic Coping (18+)

Platonic Coping (18+)

Talk To Me Now

Friends Forever

Pet Names

S.I.M.P

Call Him Daddy

Baby Momma

Happy Ray of Sunshine

Crown thy King

MBTI

Peeping Tom (18+)

Men in Makeup

I Ain’t Fraid of no Ghosts

Heal My Heart

Giving Gifts

Open Up (18+)

Accidents Happen (18+)

Flashbang (18+)

Closet Space

Closed Calls (18+)

Sleepy Time

Can’t Help Falling In Love

Bonding Buddies

Growing Attraction

Falling in to you

[astral-gamma]

bsd x reader when some bsd men are talking to another woman or person and they seem to be getting just a liiiittle too comfy so reader get jealous and is clingy all day but doesn't speak and/or ignores them. reader can be fem or gn

fluff , no smut or seggs pls

chars: fyodor, nikolai, dazai, ranpo and whoever else you want! (but maily fyodor cuz i'm a s.i.m.p)

(i can see reader just dragging niko where ever she/they go but don't even make eye contact with him)

u wanted requests and i thoughts of this so you can do it whenever u want and also thank you!

Characyers: Fyodor-Dazai-Nikolai-Ranpo (separeted) making reader jealous ^^

Note!: this took so long yet i couldve done much better 'cause i dont really like it *cries*

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FYODOR 

Fyodor has been spending the whole day with this cute girl and ignoring you, it's not as we was cheating on you,you knew that, and you also knew that she Was just a pice for a new plan of his… yet he was only looking at her you kinda felt bad and sad. you felt a shockwave go through you as you  saw him smiling with her, a sudden jealously that I had not expected. His enthusiastic motions drew her in like a magnet as he leaned in a bit too near. You observed from a distance, creating fantastical stories about their friendship in your head. What were the secrets they were sharing during those giggly conversations? you couldn't help but feel irritated by his lack of interest.

As the day went by , dusk approached, the boy with darker locks eventually decided to come back to the house you shared.

Your cheeks were still wet from the tears you had just cried, and you were already fast asleep, cuddled up under the covers of your large bed. Fyodor, who was incredibly smart despite everything, saw this and knew right once what was going on.He knew what was coming for the day when he woke up the next morning with you in his arms (obviously, it wasn't bothering him in the least; in fact, he was just glad to have you close)... He probably knew that you had no intention of leaving him for at all, and for the rest of the day, Fyodor tried to work but was distracted by your soft touches and gentle actions. Eventually, he gave up and paid attention to you, giving you the cuddles and small gestures that you sorely needed.

"Still jealous my Mishka?"

You said nothing just stayed in is warmth “oh my,my dear i love you and you only”

DAZAI

we all know how dazai flirts with all girls but this time he went over the limit and spent the whole time talking to the waitress despite her and YOUR  discomfort. It was supposed to be your date and what does he do? Flirts and is with another girl!!!? 

When you were then on your way home he tried to talk to you and start a conversation but your responses were a simple "mh mh" or "yeah sure" in a cold and uncaring tone and this behavior went on until the next morning. You had calmed down and were getting up and noticed that the raven-haired boy had already disappeared to who knows where....

You got ready to go to work and noticed that your boyfriend was already there,without thinking much about it I took the chair and stood beside him linking your arms to his upper arm

He looked at you with a confused look

"Bella! You need"

No answer

"Bella?" 

No answer,just you snuggling into his arm

He understood and left you there while he did everything but work

NIKOLAI

Having a bright and cheeky nature, Nikolai would naturally draw attention from others.

You observed with a sinking heart as Nikolai struck up conversations with appealing girls.

You wondered, your mind racing with uncertainties and fears, "What if Nikolai prefers the company of those girls over me?"

You couldn't get rid of the uneasy sensation in the air that night as they sat by the fireplace because you couldn't look Nikolai in the eyes."What troubles you, my love?" With a soft voice, Nikolai questioned.

But you remained silent.You rushed up from where you were sitting and hopped on him, giving him a tight embrace without saying anything. The man realized after some consideration that you were probably overthinking things.

 Nikolai held your hands in his and soothed your anxious state with kind words of passion and love as his eyes softened with tenderness. He explained that while he appreciated the beauty of others, it was you who held the key to his heart, and no one else was comparable to you.

RANPO 

Ranpo acts and behaves in a very childish manner; he is direct in everything he says and does, frequently acting without hesitation.

He doesn't even understand it at first—he's the greatest investigator in all of Japan, yet he's incredibly naive—he doesnt even realise hes making you jealous and kinda feel bad.He didn't even look at you during a investigation in which you were tasked with assisting him, and he ignored you if you had something to say. All he was thinking about was that case and how he could make himself stand out and demonstrate that he was the greatest, the smartest, he and he only...

You'd be lying if you said this behavior wasn't upsetting you.You choose to remain in the distance, maybe to let time pass or in hopes that someone would eventually take notice of you.

Ranpo only returned to you a few hours later, mumbling about how foolish everyone was in comparison to him after Ranpo's Ultra Deduction had solved the case.

You didn't respond, and he realized right away—not because of his incredible deduction, per se, but also because he observed your depressing attitude.

He let you snuggle and love him because he knew deep down thats what you wanted and opened his arms to make you feel better and in hope you'll forgive him. 

[silverynight]

Ashido: Hey, Blasty... are you a simp? Bakugo: What kind of stupid question is that? Of course not! Kaminari: Is that an All Might shirt? Bakugo: So what? You all fucking know All Might is my hero. Sero: Yeah, but you never wear hero merch in public... Bakugo *sighs*: Izuku wanted us to match today because we're going to watch the new All Might movie together. Kirishima: That's really manly, bro! Ashido *smirking*: ... Bakugo: Don't say it. Ashido: S.I.M.P! Bakugo: I can't kill you right now because the nerd will get upset if I ruin the shirt, but as soon as I come back you're dead! Ashido: You should embrace the simp life, you know? You're really good at it. Bakugo: SHUT UP!

[d-adpool]

simp

We got dogpool. Where's pussypool

if you can't find it that's your fault

[shimiyass]

At least they have something in common

“being S.I.M.P” (lol)