#awkwardly ever after

[lifes-remedy]

Place Your Bets

[arendalphaeagle]

Dwampyverse-adjacent songs can be anything. One could be about a love triangle on top of another love triangle, and the one immediately following it is about an anthropomorphic squirrel from another franchise stealing and wearing the trousers of an evil pharmacist scientist.

[thelilylav]

"Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway."

Darabella they could never make me hate you <3

[kyouka-supremacy]

(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[fortune-maiden]

Feveruary Day 7: 'I'm still not used to being taken care of'

Live action verse! :D

And also a double drabble because Huang Shaotian Cheng Xiaoshi cannot be contained!

“ – and you can forget the top bunk, when it comes to concussions, let me tell you – ” Cheng Xiaoshi’s mouth didn’t stop moving as he went in and out of the living room, bringing more of their bedroom back with him each time. From the couch, Lu Guang watched helplessly, icepack to his brow, unable to follow the dizzying whirlwind of conversation. That wasn’t because of his actual dizziness. That was Cheng Xiaoshi’s usual effect. “There. We. Go!” The two-hour countdown was set, and Cheng Xiaoshi nodded at the filled up room satisfied. With everything he needed for the night, and then some, he settled in his chair cross-legged with a bag of chips and a smug grin. “It’s funny, isn’t it. I’ve taken so many blows to the head tonight yet I’m still perfectly fine. You, meanwhile, took one and landed in the hospital. Aiyah, lie back down. Didn’t you hear me say I’ll look after you? Is that so hard to accept?” “No, it’s just,” the corners of Lu Guang’s mouth involuntarily twitched upwards. “I guess I’m still not used to being taken care of.” Cheng Xiaoshi gave him a long look. Then piled on another blanket.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

it's so funny to me how he's just 🧍‍♂️

[al-mayriti]

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[pixlmonkeys]

need 2 get my anger under control probably

[ineffable-kelpie]

Fic throwback thursday

Fanfic writers: if there’s an old story of yours that never made it to tumblr, or got buried, or just hasn’t gotten much attention in a while, consider this an invitation to promote it! I would love to see my dash filled with fic recs I missed the first time around. You wrote the words, and you should be proud of them no matter how much time has passed. Add this note to your post, and let’s see how many writers we can get to self-promote!

I did one of these a while ago, and had a lot of fun seeing other people’s old fic recs, so here’s another one!

These Little Ones

Rating: G

Wordcount: 9,888

Chapters: 6/6

Summary:

Some retellings of biblical stories, wherein Aziraphale and Crowley are fond of children and softer than their jobs allow them to be.

[titsthedamnseason]

once again thinking of how perfect the cobalt empire series would be if it was multi pov per book including them all or at least overlapping timelines like addicted / calloway

[ridiasfangirlings]

yata doing that mom thing where they give you a bowl of chopped fruits to apologize instead of saying sorry

I have never heard of this why did no one ever give me fruit as an apology D: Actually now I'm imagining Yata doing this to Fushimi at some point, forgetting that Fushimi doesn't understand certain things that Yata assumes to be common knowledge, and Fushimi just has no idea why Misaki brought him a bunch of chopped pineapple. Maybe this happens shortly after they move in together, at some point when they're figuring out who gets what part of the apartment and what the rules will be Yata ends up getting frustrated with Fushimi not picking up on something or being his usual self not wanting to do cooking or laundry and they have a bit of a fight. Fushimi gets annoyed and decides to retreat to his own bunk, clicking his tongue and refusing to talk to Yata. Yata's all frustrated too but then he reminds himself that Saruhiko's never really lived with anyone before – he barely lived with his own parents after all – and that Saruhiko is, well, Saruhiko, and Yata knew that when he decided they should move in together. Still, Yata doesn't feel like he should have to be the one to apologize either, but he knows Fushimi can hold a grudge and he doesn't want them to be giving each other the silent treatment after they've only lived together all of a week.

Yata remembers that sometimes when his mom felt bad about yelling at him or his siblings instead of apologizing she would bring him a little bowl of chopped fruits and everything would be okay again. Yata's like okay how about that, since fruit is something Saruhiko will eat and Yata's got a lot of pineapple already to use for dinner. He chops up some pineapple and maybe a few other fruits too, he may as well figure out now which ones Fushimi's okay with, and then he just slides the bowl up onto the top bunk and tells Fushimi he made him some fruit. Fushimi's quiet and then finally reaches over, grabs the fruit, and rolls back over where Yata can't see his face. Yata waits though, he can hear Fushimi eating so it must be okay right...and then Fushimi just tosses the empty bowl down without a word.

Yata's like what the hell Saruhiko and Fushimi finally looks at him, grumbling that he ate the fruit so what's the problem. Yata's like you're not still mad right and Fushimi clicks his tongue and says he is and aren't you too, Yata's like what no I gave you fruit didn't I. Fushimi has no idea what Yata's talking about and Yata's like you know when your mom wants to apologize but doesn't want to say sorry she makes fruit...and then he trails off, looking at Fushimi's blank expression and mentally kicking himself like of course Saruhiko doesn't know. Yata sighs and gets this small smile as he says it's way to break the ice when things are tense, that's all, so come down and we'll talk. Fushimi huffs but finally he's like okay, since he did eat the fruit. Yata figures this worked out, he and Fushimi aren't fighting now and he was able to figure out more ingredients he can put in meals that Fushimi will eat.

[arendalphaeagle]

You know, I don't mind this Anthony/Lauren ship. I wonder if it will go anywhere

[clusterhu-g]

harassment at the drive through

[attractthecrows]

retconning stroud out of the deep roads so i can shove laure amell and the hawke siblings and varric and anders all into the same little camp. they would all have such a bad time

[dexaroth]

i cant believe the day but i finally got a full tower pc. bought it already built and at a considerable discount of some 320 dollars off. its fucking huge and theres so many things going on inside... i was initially planning on choosing the parts myself but finding the graphics card was so hard and everyone else convinced me to just buy it built and honestly? good. id probably have fucked this up so badly by myself

i cant use it yet bc i took too long to buy the monitor that was also on sale and now its regular price -_- tho i managed to find a discount used one for now. well see how that goes since ill get it tomorrow. i tested it on out living room tv and it had some kaspersky thingy open and like thats so cute. i hope they left some treats in the browsing history for me to search through before i wipe it clean

[playingplayer2]

Ohhhh hahahaaaaah fuck lol

Lmfao apparently the reason I wasn't Alarmed™ when a truck almost hit our car yesterday, despite normally being Stressed ASF™ in cars is because I was hitting the idc-if-i-die-rn point lmao