#S: write-it-motherfuckers

[harveywritings92]

R/n, to Ghost: So... When were you planning on telling me you’re a vampire?

Ghost: Honestly, I was kind of under the impression that you already knew... You know... given your own nature.

R/n:...My what?

Ghost: Don’t play coy, yer a vamp too.

R/n: Uh, no I’m not.

Ghost: Yes, the hell you are I can smell it.

Soap [werewolf]: I think yer nose is broken.

König [werebear]: Ja, she’s a Vere-animal like us!

Soap: Right!

R/n: Wait, y-You guys are-

Gaz [Elf]: No! Your all wrong, look at that point on her ears! she’s obviously an Elf!

R/n, fidgets with her ears: My ears???...an Elf? What-

[R/n looks at everyone baffled that they were all monsters, as the monster men bicker with each other on what she was, Price does the smart move and just takes R/n to a fairy doctor to figure it all out.]

R/n, glaring down at her results: What the hell?! This is bull-crap dude!

[Turns out R/n is a chimera. But instead of inheriting all the badass powers and monsters features from her supernatural DNA donors the genes cancelled each other out; making her no different from any other human...] 

[ap-kinda-lit]

Villager: Your boyfriend is quite…uh…intense.

Kagome: Oh, don’t mind Inuyasha. He’s just a little overprotective is all.

Villager: …a little?

[harveybwabbit92]

Zero, after saving R/n: So you’re Belial’s girlfriend? I thought you'd be taller.

R/n, tending to a passed out Belial: And I thought you'd be less of a dork. Looks like we're both full of disappointments.

Zero:

Nayaka: Well... I think we can guess why Belial likes her so much.

R/n: Sorry, not sorry, I’m takin it all personal here. considering you and your boy toy attacked Bel without any hesitation, and ignored me when I begged you to stop! He isn’t the same Belial you fought in the past, Zero. He’s lost most of his power and he can’t grow passed 7 feet and he can’t even fly....

Nayaka: So he’s mostly harmless... is that what you’re trying to say?

R/n: Yeah, and now he just wants to be left alone...

Nayaka: What do we do Zero? It’s your call.

Zero:...

Zero, laughs bitterly: Belial, harmless? what a joke! this has be a lie!

Zero, to R/n: Look. I know Belial lady, and he is nothing but a monster who only cares about two things: power and himself! And he will sacrifice anyone stands in his way to achieve it....

Nayaka, noticing how aggressive Zero was becoming : Um...Zero?

Zero: Why does he keep you alive, huh?

R/n, backs away from him:...c-Calm d- 

*Zero slams his fist down next to her as if threating to squash her.*

 Zero: What makes you so special?! You got a deal going with him or something? 

Nayaka, trying to pull Zero away: Cut it out! what’s gotten into you?!

[Zero ignores her and keeps roughly interrogating R/n, Just then a black and red beam was shot at Zero; nicking him in the neck. A small wisp of light bled from the cut before it closed, Zero and Nayaka saw Belial was awake; standing on shaky legs and boy did he looked pissed...]

Belial, to Zero: Get the hell away from her boy... or my next one’s going right through your eye.

Zero:...

[Zero moves his hand away R/n quickly went to Belial who gave her quick check over, before turning back to Zero.]

Belial, as he picking R/n up: Oh...And next time you pull a stupid stunt and act aggressive like that? Make sure your partner is in on it! 

{Belial jumps up towards the rooftops, hopping from building to building; disappearing into the night, Zero is confused until he looked over his shoulder at Nayaka who was shivering she was afraid of him...Zero realizes he may have gotten to carried away trying to provoke Belial.]

Zero: Hey, hey, It’s okay It was all an act...I wasn’t really going to hurt R/n, ok? It was all fake.

Nayaka: So you weren’t going to-?

Zero: No, no no...She may Belial’s girlfriend and all, but she’s still an innocent person, I have no qualms with her; I was...I was just trying to get a rise out of Belial and see what he’d do, That’s all.

(Zero grabs Nayaka’s hand squeezes it reassuringly.) 

Zero: C’mon, Let’s get back to base, No I have doubt Zoffy felt your distress. So I know your dad’s gonna give me an earful when we get back. (The two ultras fly away.) 

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3

[knowlesian]

modern media criticism and the strange inability to say ‘this piece of media accomplished what it set out to do, but i did not want or like that so it wasn’t for me’ instead of ‘it was bad’ is gonna drive me off the proverbial cliff one day

[janet-the-interplanet]

linoleum wiggly!!!!

[justmelookingbackatme]

It's kind of incredible, to look at photos of me throughout the years. I'm not necessarily unhappy in all the photos of me from two, three years ago, but I'm missing the spark of joy I have now. I look the same in all of them. Tired, slightly uncomfortable. Smiling with dead eyes.

In the pictures where I start to look happy, I don't exactly look camera ready. There's one taken after I fasted for twenty four hours, so I'm not at my best. I'm exhausted, my hair a mess and my tie crooked, but I'm beaming. Another where I'm sunburnt and covered in acne, but I can still tell I was having fun in that moment, long after I've forgotten what exactly I was doing.

I look the happiest in photos I took this past year. I look relaxed, an easy smile on my face. In some of them, my chest is flat, and I'm glowing. In others, I'm with my friends, and there's clear delight written all over my face. I take more selfies, now, because I like the way I look. I look at home in myself and my appearance.

Some of the joy I've gained recently comes from being trans. Coming out, changing my name, expressing myself as masculine. And some of it comes from finding the right people to surround myself with. Some of it has no clear explanation, but it doesn't matter. I can scroll through photos and see myself becoming happier, and I'm so glad I could go on this journey.

[godsofhumanity]

Odin: Is that a-

Loki: Eight-legged horse? Yes.

Odin: ...What is it doing in my bathtub?

Loki: Taking a bath!

[twpsyn-who]

Soulmates AU in which when your soulmate is in a situation that can result in their death you get to see through their eyes. Like, I don't know how to explain this- it kind of flashes between what you see and what your soulmate sees. You know those edits where there's a scene going on and there's another one faded in the background happening at the same time? Similar to that. The idea is that you get to see what your soulmate sees too, on top of what you're seeing.

Now, this AU but JeanMarco. With Marco asking the others where's Jean, just for him to start seeing a corpse right in front of his eyes not even a second after asking. Seeing through Jean's eyes as he's trying to get hold of that gear and stuff. And once Jean's safe, once it clicks that you know his best friend is his soulmate Marco can't wait for them to graduate so he can you know tell him that.

Then, you know. That happens. And Jean is so fucking confused because he keeps seeing Annie crying, looking down on him. Only when Annie starts getting off the gear, when his soulmate starts moving around trying to get away he starts panicking, starts moving around faster than before. And maybe he's too late. Or maybe he shows up in time and kills the titan. I don't know. That's not where I'm trying to get, but to the second option AKA Marco pulling an UNO reverse on Annie because he's a smart sneaky bastard like that and being like 'Hey you can't kill me, my soulmate will know it was you' which makes her stop trying to take off his gear. Reiner keeps telling her to do it, Bertholdt keeps yelling about that titan coming closer, but Annie... she has seen things, at some point. Flashes of moments that weren't hers, happening right in Trost- right in that moment. And she didn't give them too much thought until that moment, until it got confirmed that it has nothing to do with her titan powers.

'What do you mean by that?' she asks, because she needs to know more. Because she wants to know more. And Marco starts explaining how it works. Tells them that he has found his soulmate, that they will put all the blame on them for his death. Reiner doesn't believe him, keeps insisting that he's playing them around - he, and anyone born and raised on Marley, has never heard of something like that before, it doesn't exist - but Annie tells him to shut up and to let Marco go. Cue to the plot of any fic in which Marco doesn't straight up die after finding up their secret.

Anyway I don't know man, just,,, We need more soulmate aus for JeanMarco. That's an order.

[gay-otlc]

Cognates

QPR SOPHITZ QPR SOPHITZ QPR SOPHITZ-

(ao3)

Are you and Fitz dating? Has Fitzphie happened yet? Have you��finally kissed him? Questions along these lines are, unfortunately, quite common for Sophie to receive. Every time, she clenches her fists until her fingernails dig into her palms, and says “We’re not dating, we’re Cognates.”

The response is usually a knowing smile. Sophie wants to scream.

She loves Fitz, she does. She just doesn’t love him like… like that. The way everyone expects her to. She doesn’t love him in the way that Edaline assumes she does when she leaves them alone with a wink, she doesn’t love him in the way that Dex assumes when he scowls and mutters about Wonderboy, she doesn’t love him in the way that Tiergan assumes when one of their friends jokes about Fitzphie and he looks like he wants the floor to swallow him.

She loves him, but she doesn’t love him like a boyfriend. Sophie loves Fitz like a cognate. 

According to Mr. Forkle, the cognate bond is similar to marriage in many ways. She’s alright with that, but she doesn’t want a bond with Fitz that’s similar to marriage in all the other ways. She doesn’t want an actual marriage with him, a matchmaking list and a wedding and a house together and waking up beside him every morning. She likes their cognate rings, but exchanging wedding rings with him would make her sick.

She wants to hold his hands and do cognate training with him, but she doesn’t want to kiss him or share a life with him.

“Is this a date?” Grady asks, when Sophie mentions her plans to get ice cream in Atlantis with Fitz. His eyes narrow with suspicion. “Is Fitz your boyfriend?”

Sophie rolls her eyes and crosses her arms. “He’s not my boyfriend! He’s my cognate .”

They’re cognates. They don’t have to be boyfriend and girlfriend to love and trust each other.

She wishes more people could understand that.

[harveywritings92]

Soap, impressed by R/n’s moxie after seeing them scold Ghost: I can’t believe ye talked to Ghost like that without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in his general direction without some kind of threat.

R/n: Well, I mean, it would be a little weird if he was mean to me. We are engaged after all.

Soap, 👀:Sorry....YER WHAT?!

[ap-kinda-lit]

Vegeta: There is something seriously wrong with you! Gohan:...coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.

[harveybwabbit92]

[AU where Tregear and Reiya didn’t die, they were just exiled: Takes place a few minutes after an alien Babarue and Icarus just tried to kidnap Reiya and Tregear’s child to sell at an auction, They knew going after either parent was too dangerous (Even with most of their powers sealed away.) So Babarue went after their newborn daughter: Chika.]

Babarue, while being stalked Tregear: What the hell is wrong with this psychopath?!

Alien Icarus: Besides the obvious? I’m pretty sure the fact that you tried to kidnap and sell their child is more than enough to push any good parent to the brink of insanity.

Babarue:...

Icarus:...

Babarue: Shut-up.

[Suddenly the roof of the building they were hiding in was ripped off and to the aliens horror there was Tregear in his giant form looking  down at them maliciously...

Tregear: Found you!~ *Brings his fist down and...*

(cut to reality)

Kirisaki smirks as he calmly cradles his daughter; they watch as the two intruders scream and writhe around on the floor of Reiya’s testing chamber which was filled with a blue sparkly vapor.]

Kirisaki: Looks like we can tell your mommy that toxin she’s making works just splendidly... 

*Chika sucks her thumb and babbles incoherently as Babarue jumps to his feet and runs for them only to faceplant right into the glass, causing Kirisaki to back away hair as they watch the dazed alien groan and slide down to the floor.*

Kirisaki: Though it could do without all the rabid dramatics... Maybe I should’ve strapped them down before locking them in there, hm?

[stevebabey]

WRITE YOUR IN LOVE SMUT!!!! thats the best kind imo and i support you soooooooo much

EEEEE THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA HEAR HONEY!!!! u and me we’re da saaaaame <3 smut where they’re so clearly in love is just <333 personally, it beats any of the kinky shit i’ve seen on here

bless u for the support i hope to get it finished soon!!

[trashbaget]

going on a motherfucking adventure to cvs

[attila-werther]

OH THAT FUCKING ENDING