#Rwby dads

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

PARENTAL FIGURES!!!! WHICH PARENTAL FIGURES!!!

[artbyfuji]

near collapse of society but still taiyang's lawn must be mowed.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Dad! Jaune Shenanigans 3

College Student, half awake and shambling through the room: "God, playing over 300 rounds of Triple Strike was a mistake. Now, where the fuck is the...kitchen…"

Jaune, with ratty as fuck hair, a 5-a-clock shadow that is barely shaved, and PJs that is literally 'old shirt and sweats': "Hey, kid, you're up early. Just gimme a bit, I'm making some flapjacks. You got any allergies?"

College Student, now very awake and processing shit: "…No…"

Arc Child, very tired from Gaming™: *lightly bonks their friend with a tube roll* "No. Do not my dad."

Jaune: ???

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: I heard someone sounds like an owl!

Weiss: Who?

Ruby: *giggling*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: I want a divorce.

[outcasts-redeemer]

Jaune's Dad Lore is gonna be wild

Jauneson: "Hey dad. Mom told me to tell you to clean out the garag-

Jaune, shrouded in darkness: "For twenty years I waited in a land devoid of logic and reason, reliving every moment of my failed life again and again, waiting for my friends to arrive..."

Jauneson: "W-what?"

Jaune, normal looking: "You got it sport. Tell your mother I'll get it done."

[howlingday]

Ruby: Hey, guys, I'm back~!

Jaune: Ruby! Thank goodness! Everything's gone to hell since...

Jaune: ...you left, and it only got...

Jaune: ...worse after... after... I'm sorry. What in the living fuck is that?

Ruby: Isn't she great? It turns out that Silver Eyed Warriors reproduce asexually and now I have a little homunculus of my own~! I call her Rubu!

Rubu: Ruuubuuu~!

[temporary-tats]

A ko-fi roulette request from @kaelidascope of team RWBY (and Alfred, the stuffed Gator) on a family vacation to Florida's true greatest attraction, Gatorland!

This is gonna be funny to like, 6 people, and I'm one of them. If you happen to be one of those 5 other people - I hope you enjoy this!

(My Ko-fi, should you wish!)

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: *age 40* Hey guys! 👋 😃

Nora: Jaune-Jaune?! What happened to your face?! You trimmed off all your face fur!

Jaune: What? I just felt like a change is all!

Ren: …wow. You certainly look…younger…without your beard.

Jaune: Yeah, I guess I still have a terminal case of “baby face,” don’t I…? It’s not too bad, though, is it?

Nora: It looks so weird! You’re a grown man with the face of a child!

Ren: It IS a little unsettling…

Jaune: Really? Pyrrha didn’t like it either…

Pyrrha: *sobbing* My husband looks like my teenaged son! I feel like I should call the police on myself for touching him! Please grow your beard back! 😭

[iamafanofcartoons]

RWBY is about FAMILY! Happy Pride Month by AG Nonsuch

https://twitter.com/AG_Nonsuch/status/1669749282050650126?

[rodanhoax]

Jaune: *Slightly out of breath* Wow... You were incredible...

Neo: *Kneeling in front of Jaune, smiling seductively at him as she wipes her mouth*

Jaune: W-Well, here's your 50 lien.

Neo: *Takes the money, before handing Jaune a piece of paper*

Jaune: What's this?

Neo: *Pulls up sign* "Forged Transcripts for 50 Lien!"

Jaune: But I was only paying for the blow-

Neo: *Flips sign* "That Was Free!"

[peixedobar]

When does it get quiet? Time was supposed to extinguish the desire But the embers won't snuff out Haunted by your smiles, the mask keeps getting heavier One step forward, two steps back.

Finally finished this art for my Rosegarden Wild West AU fic, Mistrust & Misfortune on AO3!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49560466/chapters/125084785

[yangfanbb]

Ruby looks exactly like her mom and nothing like Tai

Weiss looks like her mom and nothing like her dad

Blake looks like her mom and somewhat like her dad

Yang looks exactly like Tai and only a little like her mom

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Atlas/Post-Atlas Reunion

Mr. Arc: Holy shit you actually became a Huntsman, I mean you got your license through different means and I mean I had absolutely 0 confidence that you’d be able to do it at all but goddamn kid you actually fucking did it. I really thought you were a lost cause.

Jaune: Gee, thanks for believing in me, dad…

Mr. Arc: You’re welcome

[dragon-razor-writings]

Dad! Jaune Shenanigans

Jaune: *telling the worst dad jokes imaginable*

Random College Student who was invited to the Arc home: "...I want him."

Friends: "Bitch, what the fuck-"

Arc Child: *already ready to dropkick a fool*

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: Ah man, this midnight fishing is great.

Jaune: Sounds like someone doesn't want to go home.

Ruby: Yeah, I'm laying low. It's the anniversary of a huge fight Weiss and I had.

Oscar: Oh yeah? What was it about?

Ruby: I forgot our anniversary! Never gonna do that again.

*Jaune and Oscar look at each other*

Oscar: Uhh-

Jaune: *holds his hand out to shush him*

Ruby:

Ruby:

Ruby: AAGGGHHHH FUCK!

Jaune: There it is.

[kaycartoons]

One of the best things about modern cartoons has got to be the banger musical numbers