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Danny's body isn't dead as much as its on pause. All that ghost junk and electricity did something weird and now it acts like a snapshot any time he goes ghost. Not only does it not rot but it doesn't sustain any damage when he's in his ghost form. Danny once got caught in a collapsing building, went ghost before it fully collapsed, saved everyone else, and then dug out his own body to find it fully intact with no damage at all. The only danger his body has is what people would do to it. He already payed his time being a dress-up doll for Jazz he's not going to go through that again
Concept I saw a while ago: when danny goes ghost, he physically leaves his body so like there's just a dead teenager that Danny, Tucker, and Sam have to hide
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I can imagine Vlad being the new "Vicky" for Timmy by proxy of constantly antagonizing Danny and Jazz. Just imagine Timmy wishing for things that are meant to deal with Vlad and Vlad going crazy trying to find the ghost that's messing with him not knowing its fairies. Also Desiree. Epic wish battles of history!
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Vlad begins to get a bit 🤏🏻 insane🤏🏻over how Timmy get those things
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Why are you at School?
Jaune, getting ready for the first day at Beacon when his scroll rings: *Picks it up*
Mama Arc, is cooking breakfast: "Why are you at Beacon?"
Jaune, nervously: "I'm not."
Mama Arc, raises eyebrow at him: "Beacon just called me, they said congrats on your son."
Jaune, eyes darting back and forth: "Must be wrong."
Mama Arc, eyes narrowed: *Slams knife into the table.* "Stop lying, Jaune!"
Jaune, smiling at her: "Mom I promise you, I'm not at Beacon."
Mama Arc: *Growls* "You're grounded for six months." *Crosses arms* "Wanna keep lying?"
Jaune, trying to sound confident: "I'm not at Beacon, if you don't believe me come see for yourself." *Smiles knowing she's too far for an airship ride*
Mama Arc: *Eyes glow with fire* "Fine I will."
Jaune, panicked: "You're coming to Beacon!?"
Mama Arc: *Bursts out of the house using the Summer Maiden's flame powers to propel herself into the sky* "I'm flying to Beacon now!" *Goes mach 1 with a sword of fire sprouting from her hand* "You better not be there, Jaune! Or You're grounded forever!"
Jaune: *Looks out towards Ansel and sees a shooting star getting bigger*
#rwby#jaune arc#mama arc#Youtube#Why aren't you at school#youtube shorts#Mama Arc is the Summer Maiden lol
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fun fact. those who suffer from extreme hypothermia tend to start feeling really warm due to the brain starting to short causing hallucinations due to the extreme conditions its under. This results in individuals stripping in an attempt to "cool down". This is quickly followed by the individual searching for a place to hunker down to sleep as the physical toll causes total organ failure which the Brain is convinced is apart of its natural sleep cycle due to the aforementioned stress. Often times this is in bushes or small rock outcroppings where the individual will then die which is a massive reason why missing persons in the wilderness are never found as those natural shelters are also go to shelters for animals.
“Are those fresh footprints?!” “Don’t worry, those don’t seem to be from a beast or animal just another person.” “Yeah, barefoot human footprints, in negative 25 degrees celsius, deep snow, in the middle of a goddamn blizzard!”
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"Death had me once, he can have me again once I know our child is safe."
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See you're thinking like a Capitalist. See a need/want, fill that need/want, make profit, see new needs/wants, fill those needs/wants, make more profit, see even more needs/wants, fill those needs/wants to the best of your ability, even more profit.
These people in charge are thinking like Corporatists. See money making thing, kill every other money making until only yours is left then force everyone to pay more and more to enjoy it until there's no more money to be made then throw it in your pile of used up things so no one else can use it again.
It baffles me how stupid companies can be when it comes to merch ideas. I’m not even talking about complicated merch ideas. They fumble the simplest shit. Hoyo will make anything but Aether’s scarf. It’s a scarf! You don’t think your fans would buy those mystery toy boxes if the prize was a random vision!? You know how many people would try to get their favorite element with correct case!?
Rooster Teeth HQ was in Texas and yet nobody ever thought to make Qrow’s flask. But they’ll make shirts the wrong color. It took Square Enix ages to realize someone would buy Sora’s necklace. All these keychain designs and nobody they don’t want to make more than three.
Riot, cymbal monkeys are a thing. Make tiny ones that look like Jinx’s bomb. MAKE EKKO’S STOPWATCH
Put me in the merch division. MF don’t want to make money and it’s crazy.
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Knowing the Feds, they probably did attempt to radicalize him into targeting soft targets. The Feds probably hoped he would target some office building belonging to the company not the actual head guy. But as he wasn't some cut off from society random guy but instead a well off connected private school graduate. He was able to gather the information he wanted and formed an actual plan.
Know this: The Feds will push for more attacks in this manner but will now be looking for disconnected disenfranchised individuals. If you have family or friends who fit this criteria make sure that they know that mass casualties are the weapons of the Feds.
read somewhere that the big diff this time around is that the united healthcare CEO shooter, whether thats mangione or not, is a disaffected young man with a gun who correctly identified the guy making him miserable, instead of taking his misery out on the more vulnerable people around him. like we get a lot of shooters in the states, this iota of clarity really is something new.
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Saw all the RWBY homies reblogging a post that was like “How dudes with shields want to be kissed” and I knew what had to be done
I made a heart halftone brush just for this
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Found a new song for Oscar/Ozma
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#RWBY#oscar pine#professor ozpin#Dark souls fan song#Jonathan Mann#The Bell's Toll#dark souls#Youtube
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Well it wouldn't be an issue if paternity tests were mandatory. But a lot of women seem hell bent on keeping that from becoming law for some reason. So until that becomes law it is a trap because the man has no proof that the kid is his. Unlike the woman who will always know because she's the one carrying it.
(Hint the reasons why many women don't want it to become law is that it shows A they are untrustworthy partners and B they all share the same baby daddies which leads to C these women are scared to see how many of their children are banging their half siblings and half cousins because they don't know who their real bio dads are)
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Don't forget being super OP when fighting. A few centuries to max his aura and semblance skills makes his defense untouchable. He doesn't even know when he's in a fight at times its that good.
Life lessons with Jaune Arc!
RK Jaune: *Happily* What are the things you kids have, but adults don't?
Kid Ruby: Homemade cookies!
Kid Nora: Drawing time!
Kid Ren: Nap time!
Kid Yang: Kindergarten!
RK Jaune: *smiling* Keep the answers coming!
Kid Cinder: Freedom.
Kid Weiss: Heart.
Kid Blake: Hope.
RK Jaune: *depressed* Correct answers.
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Hard enough to also break her Aura and pelvis.
Weiss facesitting Jaune so hard that he has to go to the E.R cause now his nose is all fucked up
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Eve, stepping on demon Lilith with her heel: "All men are kings."
Lilith, smirking: "If he breaths, he's a simp."
Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!
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When the ads are so big they break the damn screen. Tumblr fix your shit.
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