#Roll Credits

[thewizardhole]

i didn’t think he was gonna do it ;-;

[penderbend]

me the moment yorick said he wanted to make a hand of malevolence

[genericpuff]

man i really loved the new FP episode

[lumism]

if i was in stranger things i would simply kill the mindflayer with a giant rolled up newspaper. like this ➡️🕷️😐🗞️💥🪦.

[drawsoleum]

Buckle up guys. It’s gonna be a rocky four years it looks like.

[mathelaw]

the ending of Return of the King but "Ocean Man" starts playing when frodo gets on the ship

[columboscreens]

[69-toojay]

Bet L would have gotten Light to confess if he'd just ignored him long enough and pretended kira isn't real. Mass murderers ? nah it's just coincidence must be something in the water making the criminals die out. Lights acting sus? He's probably gay, or quirky, or both who cares. Nobody report anymore kira killings just leave it Lights like he's ignoring me on purpose but I can't take it anymore ADSGSHSJKSLLEUEBS KIRAS REAL HES REAL CANT YOU SEE?

L: Light what are you talking about? Kiras just a myth

Light : he's real!!!

L: don't be ridiculous how do you know he's real?

Light: I know because I'm him!!!

[blmpff]

[currentlyonstandbi]

okay call me cynical but i'm at that point where i want five's story to end with him dying. i know a lot of people are probably going to disagree with me because it's going to feel like a slap in the face for him to die after everything he's gone through but i just feel like him having a bittersweet ending is way more satisfying to me than some wishy-washy 'everything worked out and they all lived happily ever after' no consequences kind of ending. i want a five who spent years trying to save his family from dying, always being the one to survive, always being the one left alone at the end of everything, to die saving his family. i want a five who realises it's him that's been causing their fates this entire time, that it's always been him, that five is the apocalypse because his messing with the timeline had made such a mess of things that the universe tried to take the hargreeves out of the equation entirely. give me a five who finally realises the only way to save them is to take himself out of the equation instead.

[monkey-network]

Wicked sick, let's fucking go!

[beebundt]

first animation ever..... or ENAmation u could say

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

Tom: Why didn’t you tell me? How did it happen?

Shiv: It’s not like it was planned… Jesse added it in last minute

[i3utterflyeffect]

Someone telling Tim that they shouldn't deleted nightshade's memories :

YEAH NO! THAT'S IT THAT'S THE AU SDFLGJKFGD

[hold-him-down]

8) How would you describe your whumpee?

For all of Leo’s past (and present) contract holders :))

from this ask game.

“Alright,” the leader says, clasping his hands together. His gaze lingers on each of the men for a moment before shifting to the next. He doesn’t get paid enough for this, he thinks. “Who wants to start?”

The question, How would you describe Leo Evans?, sits heavily between them.

No one jumps to answer, so the leader says, “Ms. Smith,” tersely, and waits.

“Oh,” she says, her voice oozing condescension. “Now you want to hear from me?”

The leader stares blanky ahead, catching Senator Luke Bennett’s eyes briefly. Why he is here is anyone’s guess, but he’s here, and he’s an ally.

“Well,” she continues, dragging out each sound. “I would say Leo was a silly little boy who helped me pass time. I enjoy first-time contracts, and Leo was no exception. He was particularly responsive–” She smiles, and her words are met with general sounds of agreement. In the corner, rage radiates from the senator. Kylie’s eyes flick his way briefly and her smile widens. “Don’t tell me that’s no longer the case? It was his most charming trait–”

“Parker?” the leader interrupts, just as Luke shifts in his chair. Parker raises his eyebrows, leveling his own kind of smile on Senator Bennett.

“Agreed,” he says simply.

The leader writes it down, rubbing his temples briefly beforehand. “I would say Leo was incredibly responsive. To touch, praise, shifts in my mood, whatever it be. It’s my understanding that they take a worker’s natural inclinations and work to increase the positive ones while weeding out the negative, and I think they hit mark. Besides that?” He stretches his arms in front of him, craning his neck in thought. “I think he generally aimed to please, but got too comfortable too quickly. I think that, as much as he fights it, he’s a dreamer, and he thought he could have something he could not have, and it made his daily life infinitely harder. But I think he’s a good boy, and ultimately, I think I’m happy that he’s found someone who can manage his needs appropriately.”

From his spot, the senator coughs, his fingers tense as they grip the seat of the chair.

“Right,” the leader says. “Mr. Peterson?”

Mr. Peterson, in stark contrast to the first two, does not immediately seek out the senator’s eyes. Instead, he stares intently at a spot on the floor. “The other descriptions were fine,” he says. “If asked to elaborate, I might say he was smart, he was kind, he was pleasant to be around. He cared a great deal about Will, the other worker on my staff that overlapped him. He enjoyed being outdoors in the gardens and vineyards, he was artistic.”

“What about in bed?” Cooper interrupts abruptly. “I think that’s really the spirit of the question, and we all know that’s why you really kept him.”

Mr. Peterson’s eyes snap toward his son, but the leader jumps in. “Mr. Petrov?”

“Feisty?” Mr. Petrov supplies. “I think that is the best word for how I would describe my Leo. A massive pain in my ass almost always, but it made the moments when he would finally bend to my desires that much sweeter. My little fighter–”

Mr. Petrov is poised to continue, but the leader clears his throat and says, “Senator Bennett?”

All eyes fall on Luke Bennett, who looks dangerously close to either direct homicide or becoming violently ill. It’s hard to tell which.

“I don’t want to do this,” he says, his jaw set.

“Tough shit,” Cooper helpfully supplies. “No one wants to do this.”

Luke wrings his hands, and states calmly, “He’s too good for this world.” He stands up and leaves without another word.

[completely-real-rocklee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE

In your honor, I'm going to eat curry & get in a drunken fist fight with a stranger 👊👊👊👍👍👍

AS LONG AS IT IS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK!!!! 💪💪💪💪