#Rob Noble

[biancadavri]

there's a lot to praise about dragon age but a thing that goes unjustly ignored is how the moment you roll a dwarf you're suddenly playing history's first reversed stealth games (the game is doing it's damn best to make sure that *I* won't spot my player character)

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Me, working on The Giggle chapter of my watching the show fic: and what if I just sprinkled in a little Divided Loyalties here....a little Solitaire there....What if I made him worse....

[imagine-to-be-a-pike]

Villain Morgana's era is written terrible . She is luke castellan coded. No one will tell me that she would just hate Arthur so much. She grew up with him. She knew Uther was hurting Arthur too. She would want to get him on her side. THEY ARE LUKE AND ANNABETH. Guys, we were robbed.

(petition to the BBC to let me rewrite the whole series BECAUSE I WILL DO IT BETTER THEN THIS GUYS)

[faggotcitosis]

i think communists' fear of criticizing religion and religion institutions come from a fear of being called racist and xenophobic. which is really funny coming from how most of the communists on this websites are hardcore tankies: you'd figure they'd follow the basic core tenant of communism (ala marx) of incompatibility with religious faith.

they have really convinced themselves somehow that religion is not an issue and it will not get in the way of the glorious revolution (lol) out of fear of repercussion (?) in online leftist spaces (?). i dont know. the whole thing is weird.

[puzzled-pegasus]

Ah, the universal love language of pointing a dagger at someone's throat...

[etdraconis]

Arranged marriage au for Naivara in her princess verse WHEN

[antiquepearlss]

Tiana The Series really needs to hire me as a writer because I’ve already got plans on how we’re going to subtly incorporate tts into it.

[cup-of-starlight-waters]

“Would it? Would any of you have believed me until now?” said Strider. “I knew nothing of this letter. For all I knew I had to persuade you to trust me without proofs, if I was to help you. In any case, I did not intend to tell you all about myself at once. I had to study you first, and make sure of you. The Enemy has set traps for me before now. As soon as I made up my mind I was ready to tell you whatever you asked. But I must admit,” he added with a queer laugh, “that I hoped you would take to me for my own sake. A hunted man sometimes wearies of distrust and longs for friendship. But there, I believe my looks are against me.”

—The Fellowship of the Rings, Chapter 10

excuse me while I go cry in a corner

[sapphickittykatherine]

lmaoooo (through tears) i'm usually not that into shipping and i kind of side-eye people who ship stuff based on Vibes and Potential alone but the bbc's merlin has done something to my brain and i'm now losing my mind over the rarest of pairs, including a ship that has one (1) substantial on-screen interaction, and it wasn't even actually him bc he was resurrected by her to be her servant for nefarious purposes and he doesn't really remember anything from life. why am i like this 😂

[ervona]

these are the same person

[swordmaid]

asoiaf au with tahlia/shri'iia and it's literally just the plot of handmaiden

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

westerners talking about southeast asians are so stupid sometimes i'm sorry like "how did [people living in the village] maintain their essence 😌🙏🏻 with the temptations of profit 🤑 and the ever-increasing role of tourism 😒😱..." as if people who participate in the tourism industry are somehow less "authentic" southeast asians? as if people who earn their meal that way don't have other factors behind that other than being tempted by profit like some fucking christian beset by temptations LHGSHGH give me a break...

[catherinerabbit]

some quotes from dnd tonight:

“does that mean if i eat their blood i become noble”

“do they count as human beings”

(- Ezra, our lizardman who has, in fact, eaten people alive. he is somehow the most moral person in our party)

“can we stop talking about his dick now”

“we blew his dick off, call that a blowjob”

“BOY (gender neutral)”

[casasupernovas]

All hail the Doctor Who Sycorax horse!

[stillennachten]

i can tell exactly how long i was asleep based on my dashboard bc i remember the exact last post i saw before blacking out last night

[steveharrignton]

don’t know if it was the intended effect but i am in tears after pearl 2022,, of all the horror movie villains i could relate to the most like ever……. i am indeed horrified