#Richard Lawrence

[amrevyourengines]

So I stumbled across this meme on reddit...

But the comments section had the real gold:

[deadpresidents]

Everyone knows about Lincoln and Garfield and McKinley and Kennedy, the quartet of America Presidents who fell victim to assassination. Even the most casual observers of Presidential history can probably name the four Presidents who were murdered while in office, and many even know the names of the four assassins responsible for their deaths: Booth, Guiteau, Czolgosz, and Oswald.

There have also been quite a few (in)famous unsuccessful assassination attempts, where Presidents barely escaped with their lives, that many Americans are familiar with, including (but not limited to):

•Richard Lawrence's miraculously unlucky double misfire on the steps of the U.S. Capitol in 1835 which left Andrew Jackson unharmed but resulted in Lawrence -- who would be found not guilty by reason of insanity -- getting viciously pummeled by the cane-wielding President Jackson until Davy Crockett intervened to save the would-be assassin from the 67-year-old President. •The shooting of former President Theodore Roosevelt in Milwaukee as he sought another term in the White House during the 1912 Presidential election. Despite being shot in the chest, Roosevelt decided to go ahead and deliver his campaign speech before being taken to the hospital where doctors discovered that the bullet lodged inside of TR had first passed through a case for his eyeglasses and the thick pages of his speech in his jacket's pocket, lessening the damage from the gunshot. •The attempted assassination of President-elect Franklin D. Roosevelt in Miami in February 1933, just seventeen days in before FDR's Inauguration, which wounded four people and killed Chicago Mayor Anton Cermak. •The ill-fated 1950 attempt by Puerto Rican nationalists to storm Blair House (the temporary Presidential residence during the renovation of the White House) and kill President Harry S. Truman as he was napping. Truman was not hurt, but a White House Police Officer and one of the two assassins were killed during the wild shootout. •President Gerald Ford's trouble with two California women who separately tried to kill him in Sacramento and then San Francisco just two weeks apart in September 1975. •The shocking shooting of President Ronald Reagan in broad daylight from just a few yards away as he exited the Washington Hilton following a speech in March 1981, which left four people wounded and very nearly killed the 70-year-old Reagan just two months into his Presidency.

But what is amazing is that, in this age of instant information and the constant regurgitation of media coverage via the 24-hour news cycle, very few Americans know that there is a man sitting in prison in the former Soviet Republic of Georgia for attempting to assassinate President George W. Bush. What even less Americans realize is how close Vladimir Arutyunian actually came to accomplishing his task.

On May 10, 2005, President Bush spoke to a large crowd at an outdoor rally in Tbilisi, Georgia. In one of the photos at the top of this post, Bush is seen speaking from the stage in Tbilisi. The other photo is of Arutyunian holding a plaid handkerchief close to his chest. Wrapped in that handkerchief was a live hand grenade.

As President Bush spoke, nearby sat his wife, Laura, Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili, and the Dutch-born First Lady of Georgia, Sandra Roelofs. They had no idea that, during the speech, Arutyunian tossed his handkerchief-wrapped grenade towards the stage. The grenade landed just 61 feet away from President Bush, well within range of causing serious injury, if not death.

Of course, the grenade did not explode. At first, it was thought to be a dud, but upon closer inspection it was discovered that the only reason the grenade didn't explode was because Arutyunian's handkerchief -- used to conceal the explosive as he stood in the crowd -- was wrapped too tightly around the grenade, preventing the firing pin from deploying. A Georgian security official noticed the grenade, grabbed it quickly and disposed of it as Arutyunian disappeared into the massive crowd and President Bush continued speaking.

After Bush's speech was over and once it was recognized that the President had only narrowly escaped a legitimate attempted assassination, Georgian police worked closely with the United States Secret Service, the FBI, and the U.S. Justice Department to investigate the assassination attempt and find the would-be assassin who seemingly melted into Tbilisi after his brazen, albeit unsuccessful attempt on Bush's life. Using DNA evidence and tips from informants, the Georgian police ultimately tracked down Arutyunian two months later. When they went to arrest Arutyunian, a gunfight broke out and Arutyunian killed Zurab Kvlividze, a top counterterrorism official with Georgia's Interior Ministry. Arutyunian was wounded before finally being captured with the assistance of Georgian Special Forces.

The Georgians tried Arutyunian on the murder of the police officer, as well as the attempted assassinations of President Bush and President Saakshvili. Arutyunian was sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole. A federal grand jury in the United States also indicted Arutyunian on the federal charge of the attempted assassination of the President of the United States, which is a felony. The U.S., however, has not attempted nor has any potential plans to extradite the failed assassin from Georgia, and Arutyunian will almost certainly spend the rest of his life in a Georgian prison.

[generic-lab-assistant]

Quick shitty Richard Lawrence sketches for today while I’m at work

[soviet-space-ace]

A comic strip about Richard Lawrence I made five or so years ago:

Day 5 of @generic-lab-assistant’s Assassins month.

[genevieveetguy]

Uncle Yanco (Oncle Yanco), Agnès Varda (1967)

[czolgosz]

there was a quiz bowl match today and one of the questions was What was the profession of john wilkes booth? and i was shaking &c. and pressing the button again and again and then the other team buzzed in first somehow, of course i was ready to weep and cry. but then they said "hitman" can you even believe it... then i clicked the thing repeatedly again and i could answer and i said "actor!" so enthusiastically (while still shaking &c.) that everyone laughed... fun times

[msachillelaurosfunnels]

Very funny, 10/10 💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

My little pony attempted Andrew Jackson assasination

[small-spanish-face]

Hello sorry for the textpost inactivity here ya go

[driveintheaterofthemind]

Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Scream Along With Me (1967)

Art by Richard Bober

[distant-traces-of-beauty]

Referring to Ace Attorney characters with their full first names is a funny running joke in my life. Yeah, Theodore Tonate and Matthew Engarde are my favourite culprits, why do you ask. Hey Richard and Robert, you good old himbo detectives. If something smells it's usually Lawrence Laurice.

Hey Apollo, come meet my daughter Trucifer.

[soviet-space-ace]

I’ve always said that Richard Lawrence, the man who tried to kill Andrew Jackson, should have been in Assassins. He was the first person to attempt to assassinate an American President, after all.

Stephen Sondheim should have given a song to the drunk guy who threw an egg at franklin pierce

[venusjailer]

you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling 𐙚˚❀༉ 𐙚 Evelyn x Courtney

Good Luck, Babe! / Chappell Roan (2024)

[vintagerocker69]

Guitarist Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones performing at the Festhalle Frankfurt, Germany, 30th September 1973. (Photo by Michael Putland/Getty Images)

[generic-lab-assistant]

Assassin cats the sequel with some added ones cause why not

[couchsterfield]

Courtney Lawrence and Evelyn Williams just give me one (☝️) chance

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

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