#Rhys txt

[lanarchers]

Mario and DK in the movie. That’s it, that’s the post.

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

so like rhys and taika were obviously making intentional innuendo abt ed and stede’s sex lives together but in-universe i see three possibilities for why ed and stede are talking abt how ed prefers to bottom but they like to switch it up from time to time despite the fact that they have not actually had sex yet:

neither of them realize what they’re saying, they’re just making shit up abt this pretend inn they run together. the fact that the two of them making up silly shit sounds like the two of them making jokes abt sex maybe says something about the level of repressed horny they’re both operating on at this point in time.

they both realize fully what they’re saying and they just instinctively Know what the sex is going to be like even if they haven’t actually had it yet bc they are in tune on a metaphysical level

“taking it slow” means they’re not moving further physically in their relationship, but that doesn’t mean they can’t plan for what they’re gonna do together. ed said no touching but he didn’t say no talking. the two of them have talking abt their preferences and what they might like to try together and yes this is making the whole “unbearable sexual tension” situation so so so much worse

[krotiation]

i'll genuinely never stop thinking about codependency in rhack and how it's mostly coming from jack's side. both jack and rhys treat their relationship like rhys is the one who needs jack to not just survive but also thrive, but it's really the opposite and i think that REALLY adds to how much jack twists the narrative to make it seem like rhys can't do anything without him just to keep giving rhys a reason to keep him around and trust him

[usersukuna]

Ok but this article is SO good 😭😭

[mirkwoodest]

the meme potential here is huge

[intellectual6666]

Books and their lovely quotes which spits facts 💕

[blighted-lights]

you know for a game series that is completely carried by women, a lot of borderlands fans sure only focus on like. three men, huh.

like this isn't a transformers post and my blog is mainly transformers but i cannot understand it. you have an amazing cast of compelling women who are arguably far more interesting than their male counterparts and you choose to only focus on the same three crusty men over and over. are you joking. are you being fr right now.

and it's not even JUST that. some of the fandom interpretations of these men are so far off-base from their canonical apperances that it's just. um. okay. okay. that's what we're doing. okay cool. let's bend over backwards trying to justify why handsome jack is the way he is and make a good dad jack au were the canonical exploitation and abuse of his daughter is completely erased. okay. okay.

[kittensandforeheadkisses]

the fact that of all ana huang books, I only liked twisted games and king of pride says something about me my bestie is not going to like

[losersimonriley]

I am once again swooning over my own hc of Simon middle name “Rhys” Riley

[ordinarymaine]

i was going to say "i want to see mordecai and brick" but after what they did to them in bl3 i #DONT

[crochetmouse]

i need ofmd s3 because i need to see what else rhys and taika come up with to complete the trilogy of most romantic soul shattering improvised moments ever witnessed on tv

[krotiation]

Feeling absolutely distraught over the face Rhys makes when he realizes just what he's gonna have to do to himself to cut Jack off

And Jack's face when he realizes that oh. This is actually happening. This is really it

[coreytaylr]

im conflicted between wanting stede to have his frilly clothes back vs his massive fucking biceps being on display

[lanarchers]

I love Bowuigi so much… I’m obsessed LOL..

Would love to find some mutuals who like it too!! And SMB in general!

[reverentwormpriest]

everyday I remember the stede bonnet hip pops . my wellbeing relys on knowing if this was improvised or if stede bonnet being a zest fest in his cunty little coat was an active part of the script