#Remove your pain

[da-janela-lateral]

Silly boy why are you trying to kiss your boyfriend when you're too drowsy to see him

[sunfloweraro]

Bunny in danger!

The Chain leave Bunny somewhere safe to clear a monster camp on their trail. Despite Wild’s assurances, Bunny isn’t so safe after all.

@thatonecrazysidekick @tiredgaytheatrekid pssst more Bunny! (I’m sorry)

TW for blood and injury.

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Black sand exploded around him, and with half his group of monsters disintegrated, Hyrule had a second to breathe before the final four pounced all at once. A spear cut a fierce gash into his right arm, blood dribbling from the wound and staining his dark sleeve. Another nicked him on the calf. A third, he grabbed by the shaft and twisted out of the monster’s hands, relishing in the way its eyes widened in alarm before he shoved the weapon back into its owner’s stomach, the monster crumbling into black sand.

A high squeal, that fiery protectiveness within his chest swelling, forcing him to look up in time to see Bunny slam into a tree with a sharp shriek. Hyrule’s heart jumped into his throat as the little pink rabbit crashed to the ground in a heap. He didn’t move.

The fourth lizalfos took advantage of the distraction and sent its spear through the back of his thigh. Pain turned his vision white and Hyrule stumbled, the spear sticking out from the front of his leg, blood trailing down his thigh in dark rivulets. Then, he caught sight of that tiny bundle of pink fur, of a lizalfos stalking over to it, a fierce bite wound in its arm, and a wave of blistering fury and golden desire to protect flooded his mind. The air around him crackled.

“Don’t touch him!” A sharp snap of his fingers, and then dozens of bolts of lightning slammed into the ground all around him, turning the world white. The ground shook and lizalfos shrieked in terror, the sounds cut off swiftly.

And then the lightning was gone, leaving behind seven stunned heroes, their hair frizzy and wild and their eyes wide. Hyrule paid them no mind, nor did he feel the normal drain such a significant spell would cause or the spear still embedded in his thigh; he frantically hobbled over to Bunny, kneeling alongside him and gritting his teeth as the spear in his thigh shifted, his vision swimming alarmingly.

“Bunny!” His hands were already glowing a tender pink, healing magic at the ready, and he pressed them against Bunny, closing his eyes as his magic sought out the wounds his little friend had accumulated. His magic pulsed in response, a warning he ignored as he trickled more into Bunny’s still form.

“Traveller, your leg!” Wild had joined him at some point. Hyrule hadn’t noticed, when the edges of his vision were blurry, his ears roaring with blood. Now, his veins began to boil. “You need to—”

He turned to Wild, teeth bared. “You said he would be safe!”

Wild’s eyes widened and he flinched back as if Hyrule had struck him. “I…”

“Look at him! He almost died because of you! This is your fault!”

“I—I’m—” Wild’s eyes glistened now, and Hyrule found the flames were only stoked by the sight.

Before he could snap anything more, Twilight pushed himself between them. “Enough!” he hissed, pushing Wild away. “Take a walk, Cub.”

“B—but, I—”

“I know,” Twilight said, gentler than Hyrule thought Wild deserved. “We’ll talk later. I’ll take over.”

Wild nodded shakily, scurried away before Hyrule could say any more.

[0zt]

once a series ends it loses some of its hype and it gets remembered for all the shittiest parts. like, yeah Naruto had some shitty parts. It was long as hell so of course. but to this day, certain scenes and moments stick in my mind that are just amazing without comparison and when you go back to them it’s no wonder Naruto was so massive and is still so popular so long after it finished

[lightbulb-warning]

so has anyone figured out WHY there is the Need To Share our Artworks™ or is it just the vibes and our Soul apparently

[suicide-core]

No but imagine how absolutely FUCKING FUNNY it'll be if mafia!dazai and chuuya had an undercover mission in a school right? And their education level isnt up to date yes? So like they're okay in practical subjects but absolutely clueless in any type of science where theory is required and both of them thought they'd be kinda okay at math since dazai is SMART smart and chuuya is somewhere there beside him at the intelligence level

But then suddenly they have mathematics more than your usual add, minus, multiply, divide and both of them are like ??????

Because why the FUCK do u need to learn some weird trigonometric table??? And proving a triangle is a triangle???? And ratios ???

Both of them are the last students in class but they're like mehh because they dont give a shit like that but their math teacher is absolutely LOSING IT because 2 boys who should have ample knowledge about these topics at this class dont have a SINGLE clue and he wants to fix this since SOMEONE has to and its unideal for them to lag behind like that

Chuuya and dazai absolutely fuck up the guy's schedules for everything because hey they might as well have some entertainment while they're at it right? And the teacher does the most awsome tricks whenever he's mad (counting to ten and holding in his anger while chuuya is reciting his MULTIPLICATION TABLES WRONG) (staring at dazai with a look of absolute HORROR when dazai just recites suicide drugs from the top of his head after not being able to understand angles)

Bonus: at the end of the mission both of them kind of disappear and the teacher gets super fucking concerned because their contacts, guardians, everything is just missing and he thinks oh god maybe the taller kid killed himself or maybe the shorter one got himself wind up somewhere he shouldnt be because he talks too much

And to figure where the students are because NO ONE is doing anything, he ends up at the ADA

[escapizm]

"No song can reach me, so I scream silently

A sea where all light is silent,

Grab my lost ankle again,

Can't hear any sound,

Killin' me now, killin' me now, do you hear me?"

- BTS, "Black Swan"

[ef-1]

girlhood

[thornsent]

"guy who desperately does NOT want to replace missing body parts and is happier in every sense missing something most people couldn't imagine life without" sounds like a cyberpunk plot only it's how I feel about my teeth

[krytus]

how could you not do anything with the inherently parasitic nature of BOTH the blood of unicron and the blessing of primus.... literally its right there... 😩

[transsongtaewon]

"There's a variety of things, but the one I want recently... I'd like for Yoohyun-ie to go to school normally. Make friends, and go on dates. He'd come home late sometimes because he drank too much. I haven't seen him get up to drunken antics even once." There'd probably never come a day when I could slap his back, asking why he drank so much. [...] "It's nothing much, really. But who would grant this?"

chapter 119

It's nothing much...... but who would grant this...........

[simon-says-lots-of-things]

My brain is fixated after seeing FNAF and realizing Josh was in a lot of movies that drastically shaped my childhood (and current) tastes in fiction but I can't find them available anywhere so I'm just sitting here like

[luna-the-cretar]

Me: *has a toothache*

My brain, for some fucking reason: we must pull the tooth out. The Blood is causing the pain. If we remove the tooth, we remove the Bad Blood, and then we can put the tooth back in once all the Bad Blood is gone.

[theskeletoninthegarden]

I'm so grateful for authors who are willing to maim and disfigure their characters without killing them

[lokh]

this is an entire year late but. i think i was overcharged for iud insertion -_-

[thr4shit]

I'm tired of the memories of being looked on in pity...

I don't want us PITIED.

Stop reminding me of Her pathetic, false PITY.

[crescenthistory]

you've been writing so many good animagus!reader fics lately ilysm for it:33 what animagus would you want to be, if you could??

and ilysm for reading them bubs, thank you<33

this might be a bit controversial, but if i had the option to become an animagus; i simply wouldn't lol. i don't think i'd enjoy it? i have enough to deal with with my human body, i don't know if i'd be able to handle adapting to and juggling another form. too much for this little witch!

now say i either had to or had some magical potion heal all of my bodily aches and problems; i think i would want to be a cat or something that flies. my biggest (unrealistic) dream as a kid was to have wings and be able to fly, but now that sounds tedious and strenuous lmao. however i still believe it would be epic to just fly from place to place and not have to deal with transportation. the downside is that it's difficult to cuddle birds properly, so maybe a bat? or one of those flying squirrels lmao. as for the cat, writing cat!animagus!reader has fuelled my already existing desire to just lay around as cats do. be all liquid and purring and nonchalant, you know? sounds nice. if i were to be an animagus, i would want it to be a break from my human existence and not an added layer of tasks, e.g. i wouldn't want to run around the forbidden forrest or go hunting or any such thing. it'd either be for cuddles or for making my life easier, and i stand by that laziness 100%.

did this question demand this much of an in-depth answer? absolutely not. did i enjoy musing anyways? oh yes i did. have a lovely day babe<3