#Remember: even though Quackity was doing this all IRL he was doing this all in character
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ElQuackity: Thank you so much. Roier: It was a pleasure guys, it was a pleasure. I know, I know. Yes, I know. ElQuackity: Thank you so much Roier, we appreciate your time, we appreciate your passion, and The Federation loves you. Roier: Thank you.
#Quackity#ElQuackity#Roier#The Federation#QSMP#I don't think we talk about this comment enough#''The Federation loves you''#Remember: even though Quackity was doing this all IRL he was doing this all in character#And during the Election Arc he was ElQuackity#Really makes you wonder huh#We know Cucurucho is very fond of Roier#and the admins are fond of him#which on a meta level is 100% understandable#but on a lore-level they're also very fond of him too#The Federation DOES love Roier#But why exactly is that?#''Who DOESN'T love Roier?'' <- Yes I know but I'm trying to come up with a more solid theory#The Federation loves Jaiden too#There's something up with those two I'm telling ya
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After all everything that happened yesterday, my heart aches. I watched Bads VOD because i couldnt at the time and bawled my eyes out when he read Pommes letter
And if you are in the same boat, i need you to remember something.
Even though this year so far was really rough for the QSMP, please please please remember that this server was built on love and survived because of all the love that was put into it
Quackity wanted to bring his english speaking friends and spanish speaking friends together because he loves them both
He wanted to add as many languages as he could because he wanted as many people as possible to see how amazing different people cultures are
The eggs were only supposed to be a short event but lasted for over a fucking year because the community and the CCs loved them so much
So many defense and safety things came into play, like TTT or the Ninho, because the Ccs loved their kids so much
Pac e Mike/the brazilians started the trend of making cultural events because they wanted everyone to experience what they do in their culture and show how amazing it is
People logged on everyday to take care of their egg and just to hang out with their friends
CCs met up IRL and flew to places they had never been before because they love each other and wanted to spend time with each other
People like Foolish, Bad, Cellbit, Roier, Philza, Fit, Bagi and more started to learn Spanish, Portuguese, French, and German because of their eggs and wanted to communicate with each other more. Hell, I started learning Portuguese because i wanted to understand Cellbit and Tazercraft more
This server was built on love and survived because of the months and months of love that got put into it
Please never forget that love. Keep creating fanart, fanfics, cosplays, etc.
Ill never forget what this server and eggies did to my life. I never wanna stop learning different languages because of this server.
Love is the reason this server exists and its the reason it will never die <3
#qsmp#qsmp eggs#quackity#i rewrote this three times#i cant never describe how much this server means to me
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okay logically speaking i have sideblogs in character as a bunch of my ocs so i don't need to do this but. i think it's funny. tmcverse dashboard sim be upon ye
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i hate the little mermaid i hate the little mermaid i hate the little mermaid i hate the little mermaid i hate
#PUT ON AN ACTUAL MUSICAL #jamie's posts #personal #WE COULD'VE BEEN DOING RIDE THE CYCLONE RIGHT NOW #BUT NOOOO #SOMEONE WANTED TO THROW A HISSY FIT #sorry i'm. being overdramatic about this
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if any of you hear from @christmasknight let me know. i can't get in contact with her
#helena.txt #i'm so fucking worried about her #she hasn't even read my texts #noelle if you're seeing this somehow please call me
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chapter 16 of all we ever wanted was everything has been posted! this one goes out to the anon who asked "is quality or whatever his name is ever gonna kill that twink"
#cas's writing #dream smp #benchtrio #dapduo #c!tubbo #c!ranboo #c!tommyinnit #c!quackity #c!slimecicle #awewwe updates
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@began-and-ended-in-ellipses i hope you know i'm never calling him anything other than quality ever again
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you say that like you remembered his name in the first place
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quality hq (the hq stands for high quality)
#i don't minecraft #mutual tag #irl tag #reblob #began-and-ended-in-ellipses
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that was easier than i thought it was going to be.
#maybe immortality isn't so unattainable
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i swear to god i just heard my brother walk by me and mumble "heh.... quality"
#what is up with him #not wwatt
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i swear to god if this man doesn't stop hitting his head against the fucking floor or whatever he's doing MARTIN MY ROOM IS DIRECTLY BELOW YOURS
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I'M HAVING A MOMENT
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I CAN FUCKING TELL HOLY SHIT
#serious talk though are you alright #i'll make you tea do you want tea
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please ask me about my ocs please please ple
#salem's random thoughts#salems ocs#okay. deep breath#jbathc#jamie brobeck#the murder crew#things that feed#helena sharpe#feverday#cas roscoe#alister navarro#cain harmony#the avant garde society#will sunshine#evelyn weekes#martin weekes
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Schlatt Dating Headcanons
Schlatt x gender neutral reader Requested by: Beloved Proofread: N/A Genre: Fluff Music: A Dark Academia Playlist To Read To Warnings: Swearing, alcohol mention, pocket knife mention Author's Note: My beloved irl requested this and I haven't stopped thinking about it. My inner parasocial Twitter user came out lol -Mod Kenma
I wanna start off with Schlatt is not affectionate on camera
The most he'll do is put his arm over your shoulder and even then that's when you two are in the background of pics, vlogs, and streams
Off-camera though, he's different
He'll give you random hugs when you're doing something, ask you to cuddle, and just hold you close
Just because he's being affectionate doesn't mean he's gonna be soft
He'll still be a little aggressive but that's just his personality
He is a lot kinder to you on camera
He won't call you really mean things or be a complete dick to you
But he'll still be annoying
Especially if either of you starts a bit
Steal his mountain of Rammie plushies
Take a Jambo plush and just carry it around the house
Schlatt would have to do a double-take because at first from the corner of his eye he thought it was actually Jambo
You're Jambo's other cat parent I don't make the rules
Schlatt is thankful that you love Jambo as much as him
It's mainly because he gets really worried about the cat and doesn't have eyes everywhere to make sure he doesn't get into anything
When you hold Jambo like a baby his heart melts
The two of you probably spend hours on Amazon and Etsy for outfits for Jambo
Schlatt probably has loads of pictures of you and Jambo
Hell, that fucker probably has a lot of photos of you regardless
Most of them are you doing everyday things but the lighting was just too perfect to ignore
You two go to a lot of events together
Most of the time you two act like complete fools to go with Schlatt's wack-ass online persona but it can be really fun sometimes
Like when you two got drunk at Sneeg's wedding
Well more like everyone around you got drunk while you stopped at a comfortable buzz
You have to talk Schlatt out of doing a lot of dangerous stuff
Like every 5 seconds he was pulling out the small pocket knife and you had to keep it on you so he would stop
Remember when he took a 5-hour energy shot and got all shaky?
Yeah you had to help him relax after that
Dating Schlatt isn't always sunshine and rainbows
Or in this case energy drinks and cat pics
When the internet is being more shitty than usual, you help him put his phone down and spend some time off the internet
When this happens, the two of you usually cuddle up and watch a comfort movie or show
Then you eat a comfort meal
Schlatt doesn't say it often but he really appreciates it when you do this stuff with him
It makes him feel loved and it gets him out of his shell and admits that the internet does frustrate him sometimes
Charlie and Ted love you and want to talk to you all the time
Quackity loves making fun of Schlatt with you
He's really happy you get along with his friends, to be honest
He was worried at first that they wouldn't like you or their girlfriends wouldn't like you but they all do!
Schlatt wouldn't trade you for the world
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x gender neutral reader#schlatt x reader#schlatt x gender neutral reader#x reader#x gender neutral reader#gender neutral reader#fanfiction#to: beloved from: m kenma#mcyt x reader#dream smp x reader#dsmp x reader#dsmp fluff#mcyt fluff
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Part Nineteen. The Bench Trio and Sapnap make Phasmophobia 10000% Funnier
warnings: swearing maybe, word count: 3.5k (not including pictures)
behind the screen (irl dream x f!reader) series masterlist ultimate masterlist
note: wooooo last chapter before... the trip........ be excited >:)
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Y/n grimaced in anticipation as she looked at Karl’s wide eyes and open mouth as he leaned against the kitchen counter. He hadn’t said anything in almost a full minute and she wasn’t sure how much longer she could take.
“Say something, Karl,” she mumbled as she tugged on the strings of her new, lime green hoodie. She stared at him as he switched between leaning his elbows on the countertop and standing up straight with his palms pressed to it instead.
“I... wh—what?” Karl finally voiced his scattered thoughts, cackling abruptly as he threw his head back and clutching his stomach. “WHAT THE HECK, Y/N?!” He stood up straight and beamed at her, his eyes darting to her hoodie and then to her face. “Dream sent you his own hoodie?? How am I suppo— what in the— WHAT? Is this one his?” His fingers gently tugged at the hem of the material as he stared at it, eyes full of curiosity.
Y/n shook her head, face burning at Karl’s joy and surprise. “This one is just the merch one he sent. His hoodie is… very obviously his.”
“What do you mean?” he asked cautiously.
Y/n laughed lightly before leading him to her room, where the maroon hoodie lay neatly folded on the end of her bed. Karl picked it up and laughed. “It has a Florida thing on it?” he giggled and shook his head, not being able to get enough out of the whole situation and his best friend’s clear embarrassment. “Why aren’t you wearing this one? Too shy to flaunt your boyfriend’s clothes?”
“He’s not my boyfriend,” she clarified quickly, sending Karl a sideways glance. “But I’m trying to… you know… preserve it.” And because she worried that if she never took it off, she would only get more and more attached to the boy who lived three states away, hundreds of miles from her. She preferred sleeping in it over wearing it around the apartment. It was more comforting that way.
Karl lost it. He cackled maniacally and nearly fell on Y/n’s bed, losing his mind at how stupid the two were. “Preserv—Y/N! If you just tell him you like him, he’ll probably give you a new one when we go to his literal house.”
Y/n’s face heated up even more as she hummed. “About that…”
Karl’s laughter stopped abruptly, wide eyes staring at the girl. “No way.”
Y/n cowered lightly, nodding her head ever so slightly.
Once again, the curly-haired boy acted like he won the lottery. “NO WAY! Y/N, NO WAY! You’re lying, you told him??”
A wide grin spread across her face and she nodded as she recounted the details to him, almost like telling a little kid a fascinating fairytale. Karl’s face was glowing the whole time, his excitement for his best friend clear in his toothy grin and bright eyes.
He nearly tackled her when she finished, her hands tugging roughly at the hoodie strings, but tried to compose himself instead.
“Y/N! THAT’S SO AWESOME!! Wait, wait, wait, so, are you guys, like…?”
She shook her head. “We’re not dating, we’re just two people who like each other who are going to go on a date in…” she paused to the check the date on her phone and her stomach fluttered with excitement, “like, a week??”
Karl laughed and wiggled a little, his excitement nearly bursting at the seams. “Please, can I please give you a celebratory hug?”
Y/n laughed and opened her arms. “Of course.” He jumped at the opportunity, wrapping his arms around her in a huge hug and squeezing tightly. “Wait a minute, I’m mad at you!” she pulled away and Karl’s smile dropped.
“What did I do?”
“You and George knew how Dream and I felt and didn’t tell either of us anything?”
Karl raised his hands in defense. “No, hold on, to be clear, Dream himself didn’t say anything to me until, like, a week ago. I only knew before that because Sapnap and George told me stuff.”
“What the hell, Karl!! Sapnap too?”
“Yeah, of course Dream told him stuff, they live together and are best friends. Why wouldn't he know?”
“You’re all traitors.”
“We were sworn to secrecy! Both of you made us promise to not say anything!”
“That didn't stop you from talking to Sapnap about my feelings?”
“Ah, but I kept my promise and didn't tell Dream… you never said anything about Sapnap.”
Y/n gave him a deadpanned look and crossed her arms over her chest.
Karl paused. “Does it help if I tell you that we talked to Quackity about it too?”
“WHAT?” she snapped, though a small disbelieving laugh chased her words. “What, are you all just talking about us behind our backs? You told Quackity and Sapnap about my crush but you couldn’t have hinted at it to Dream? Or told me you knew how Dream felt?”
“You think I didn’t?” Karl laughed. “I hinted to you about his crush all the time, but you just never believed me!”
Y/n paused, recalling all the times Karl was super encouraging, promising things would work out, and even the times Karl straight up told her he thought Dream liked her. She pouted. “You know that I’m stupid.”
Karl stuck his bottom lip out in a smile. “You are. But you’re also ballsy and finally admitted you like him so all this can be in the past and you don’t have to be mad at me anymore. Right?”
“I’m not actually mad at you, Karl. I am embarrassed that you've told them things I’ve said.”
“Oh, no, no, don't worry. N one of us really explicitly said things you or Dream have said. We all mostly just complained to each other about how stupid you two were being,” he assured. “Well, Sapnap is Sapnap though, so he did tell us some very specific things Dream has ranted to him about regarding you.” He giggled as Y/n’s jaw dropped lightly.
She crossed her arms over her chest. “No, I don’t want it to ‘be in the past’ anymore; I want you to tell me everything Dream has told the others about me.”
“No! That’s private information. You can ask him yourself on your daaateee,” he sang, making her face heat up more.
“I’m going on a date with Dream,” she whispered in disbelief and Karl beamed at her. “Even better, you’ll see him in person in exactly a week.”
Y/n’s eyes went wide. “That’s so soon. Karl, I’m going to faint or something.”
The boy just smiled at her. “You’ll be fine. Naomi and I will hold you up if you need.”
A few days passed and Y/n found herself with her tucked her knees to her chest as she greeted her chat enthusiastically. “Today, it’s gonna be intense. Today we’re playing Phasmophobia!! So if you don’t like scary games or paranormal stuff or anything like that, feel free to not watch and just listen or even close out completely. I don't want anyone to get triggered or be actually scared or anything.”
She watched as hearts flew by in her chat and she smiled.
“Yeah, don't feel bad if you need to leave! But if you do want to stay, it’s going to be super fun and probably very chaotic. Today we’re playing with Sapnap, Ranboo, and Tubbo, and Tommy is in the call but he’s not playing.”
“And me!” Karl said from beside her and she laughed.
“Oh, yeah, and Karl is here in real life because he’s clingy.”
“That’s a lie; Bugsy is terrified so she asked me to be here for emotional support.”
“If I wanted emotional support, I would have asked Naomi to be here instead. You get scared easier than me.”
Karl laughed and looked at her chat
“Okay, so, yeah, remember to leave if you need to and take care of yourselves but I’m going to join vc now!” Y/n unmuted in the call, announcing her presence loudly. She switched her stream screen to the Phasmophobia lobby where her, Ranboo, Tubbo, and Sapnap’s lanky characters walked around aimlessly messing with stuff.
“Hiiii,” Tubbo dragged out sleepily. “Are you ready to be spooked by the scary game, Bugsy?”
“Yes, I'm so ready.”
“The Scary Game,” Ranboo laughed. “Trademark.”
“Hello, Bugsy Games,” Tommy greeted robotically and she laughed, responding in the same voice.
“Hello, Tommy Innit.”
“How are you doing?” His voice was monotonous and reluctant, almost like he was being forced to be nice to her. She knew it was all a joke between them though, as Tommy had come to her for advice about things before.
“I'm doing well, how are you?” she laughed.
“'I'm doing well’,” he mocked. “How pretentious of you to say.”
“TOMMY,” Sapnap called out. Her nerves spiked at the new knowledge that Sapnap knew more than she had told him about her feelings for Dream. Not that he would ever say anything on a livestream in front of tens of thousands of people, but it still made her nervous. “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO HER?”
“I'm not scared of you, big man,” Tommy explained. “I will say what I want to Bugsy and you can't do anything about it.”
“What about me and Sapnap combined?” Karl asked from her side. “We are the BugsyGames protection squad.”
“I think George is on it, too,” Sapnap declared.
“Can we be part of the protection squad?” Tubbo asked. “We can intimidate people with Ranboo’s height.”
“I'm the least terrifying person you will meet,” Ranboo claimed. “I am only tall.”
“I'm not scared of any of you,” Tommy assured. “I will continue to say mean things to Bugsy if I feel like it.”
“Okay, but you might be scared of someone we know, though. Someone who lives with me?” Sapnap hinted obviously. Everyone, including chat – who were spamming the name of that certain someone – knew who Sapnap was referring to. Someone, who the mere mention of, made Y/n’s face heat up.
Tommy went quiet for a moment before mumbling close to his mic, “I'm sorry, Bugsy, you are not pretentious. You are actually a very kind person.”
She absolutely loved the fact that so many of their friends, joking or not, knew that Dream cared about her so much. Had it really been obvious all along, even to someone like Tommy?
“You're a menace to society, Tommy.” She smiled to herself as Karl laughed.
Tommy sputtered in surprise. “WHAT!”
“Are you guys ready to play?” Y/n asked as she went to the whiteboard in the game to start.
“Yes, let’s go!!!” Tubbo cheered.
Phasmophobia was eventful to say the least. Between Ranboo’s panic, Sapnap’s screams, Karl’s cackling laughter, Tommy yelling as he watched the stream, and Tubbo being blissfully unbothered by all of it, Y/n could barely catch her breath between laughing fits.
An outside observer might have thought the group was insane, and she felt bad for her chat having to put up with the obnoxious screams and cursing each other out, but it was the most fun she had had in a long time being able to mess around with this group of chaos she called friends. It only made her more and more excited for the upcoming trip, which was days away now.
“Okay, okay, I think I’m going to end here, is anyone going to stream?” she asked, still giggling from Ranboo’s latest bit involving him crying in the corner of the haunted building.
“I will be,” Ranboo announced.
“Then go start and I’ll raid you,” she offered, leaving him to thank her and leave the voice call to start his stream.
“Okay, thank you so much guys for playing! Wait, fit check?” she interrupted herself as her eyes caught the spam going through. “Chat…” Y/n trailed off with a laugh at the end. “I don’t know how to tell you this, but… you can’t see me. How am I supposed to give you a fit check?”
Tommy laughed from the other side of the call.
“Bugsy, does your chat not know you are faceless?” Tubbo joked, making her laugh.
“I-I guess not? Chat, we need to talk…”
“I can give a fit check for them,” Karl offered as he looked up from his phone. “I’ll just describe what you’re wearing.”
Y/n laughed but agreed.
“Do it, Karl,” Sapnap encouraged. “Feed the Bugsy stans. Then send me a fit check picture of you, Karl.”
Karl laughed. “Okay,” he said distractedly as he looked at Y/n. “She’s wearing, uh...”
“Can you even see her outfit or does she have the comforter around her like always?” Tommy asked, half genuine, half mocking.
“Actually, she doesn’t because she has her new hoodie on. So that, and just, like, black pants. And fuzzy socks.”
Y/n held her breath as she looked down and realized what hoodie she was wearing. The good one. Normally it was reserved for sleeping in, but she wanted the extra comfort it provided while she played Phasmophobia. Any hoodie would have done, but having Dream’s clothing wrapped around her body gave her an extra level of security that she was too embarrassed to ever admit aloud.
“New hoodie?” Sapnap asked. “Give the people some more info, Karl. What does it look like?” She couldn’t tell if there was malice behind his words or if he was genuinely curious. Did he know about Dream sending her one of his hoodies? They were roommates after all, Sapnap had to know, right? Especially since Y/n now knew that Dream told Sapnap a lot.
Karl looked at her with a huge grin, knowing exactly where the piece came from. “Yeah, super new. It has a Flori—”
“It’s just red,” she said quickly, giving Karl a wide-eyed look.
“Oh?” Tubbo asked. “W-why did you sound so suspicious? What kind of red?”
“Suspicious?” she scoffed. “What’s suspicious about a hoodie?” she paused before adding quieter, “And.... it’s maroon.”
“Interesting…” Sapnap said, his smile clear in his voice. He knew. He definitely knew.
The accusatory tone of his voice paired with Karl hiding his giggles behind his hand made Y/n pull her collar over her face in embarrassment. The action only caused the lingering smell on the material to fill her nose, but she wasn’t necessarily complaining.
“I have a maroon hoodie!” Tubbo related, oblivious alongside Ranboo and Tommy about the teasing going on between her and Sapnap. “What kind is it? Maybe it’s the same one?”
“Tubbo, you should not sound so pleased at the possibility of matching Bugsy,” Tommy sneered and Y/n momentarily forgot about the embarrassment of knowing Sapnap knew.
“Tommy, when we meet, I will personally make sure that you do not have fun.”
“Oh, I’m so excited for that!” Tubbo said obliviously. “It’s going to be so fun!”
Y/n glanced at her chat again and smiled at all the accusations that she was meeting up with some of the other streamers in the call. Little did they know how many of them were not only meeting up, but spending a week and a half vacation together.
“Me too, but chat doesn’t get to know anything about it.”
“Right, right, sorry chat!” Tubbo apologized. “You all are forced to stay out of the loop.”
“Oh, Ranboo went live, I’m going to end. I’ll talk to you guys later! Thanks again for playing!”
“Thanks, Bugsy!” Sapnap said. “It was fun.”
“Bye Bugsy…” Tommy dragged out and she laughed.
“Bye guys,” she said finally and muted, turning her attention back to her stream. “Thanks everyone for watching! And for everyone who donated or subbed or anything like that, thanks! I’ll stream again on Friday but after that I won’t be able to stream for a while, but I do have YouTube videos I will be posting so look out for those!”
She finally ended and turned to Karl after everything was shut off.
“Sapnap definitely knows about the hoodies,” Karl giggled at her expression. “Man’s voice was pure teasing, he knows.”
Y/n laughed and shook her head. “I know! What the heck. Thanks for hanging out with me, by the way.”
“Of course! I like hanging out even if I don’t get to play.”
“Even over your secret friend?”
Karl turned pink. “She’s busy. I’m also still not talking about this.” He stood up and Y/n smiled, dropping the topic.
“Karl, I was joooking.” She followed him out to the kitchen, where Naomi sat typing rapidly on her laptop, most likely cramming for an exam. Y/n’s phone buzzed from her pocket so she pulled it out and couldn’t help the smile or heat that made its way to her face.
Y/n excused herself from the kitchen — where Naomi was still typing furiously and Karl was now thoroughly entertained with something on his phone — to answer the incoming FaceTime call from Dream. She hit accept as she fell on her bed.
“Hi,” she greeted.
“YOU’RE WEARING THE HOODIE I GAVE YOU? HOW EMBARRASSING! HAHA LET’S ALL LAUGH AT Y/N FOR WEARING MY HOODIE!!”
Y/n frowned at his joke and hit the red end button underneath Dream’s face. Her screen defaulted back to her home screen before a new call lit up.
She answered again. “Are you going to be nice?” she asked, pulling the soft, red material over her face, leaving just her eyes to see Dream’s adorable pout.
“Yes,” he said softly. “Sorry.”
She smiled and released the fabric, showing her whole face again, which made the boy smile.
“Hi.”
“Hi.”
“I watched your stream,” he started and she scoffed.
“I know, how else would you have known about the hoodie?”
“Well, Sapnap also texted me so even if I wasn’t, I would have found out.”
Y/n shook her head as her face heated up with embarrassment. She knew the trip was going to be full of teasing from practically the whole group.
“But I was saying I watched your stream and it looked like a lot of fun. Sounded like you had fun, too.”
“I did,” she confirmed. “I love those guys, they’re awesome. I love how everyone just bounces off each other, it’s so funny.”
“I can tell,” Dream laughed, “I haven’t heard you laugh that hard before.”
“Oh gosh, did I sound like a crazy person?”
Dream smiled and rubbed one of his eyes sleepily. “No, well, maybe a little but, like, in a cute way.”
“In a cute way? So I’m crazy but in a cute way? Yeah, okay, Dream.”
“No, I mean, like, your laugh was just super loud and energetic but it wasn’t obnoxious or gross or anything, it was adorable. It’s probably the cutest sound I’ve ever heard.”
“You might be a little biased.”
He hummed as he smiled at his screen for a few seconds. “Maybe a little, but so what?”
“You weren’t supposed to agree to that!” she said.
“Secret’s out that I like you so I get to say things like that now, Bug. As long as it doesn’t make you uncomfortable, I’m going to call everything you do cute.”
“Shut up.”
“Cute.”
Her stern expression broke with a laugh and she hung her head. “Got any ideas about our date yet?”
He smiled widely. “Yes.”
“What are they?”
“You really think I’m going to tell you? Absolutely not. You have to wait.”
“Can you at least tell me what day? You’re not making me wait until Georgia, right? The date is while we’re in Florida?”
“So eager, sheesh!” Dream teased. “But so am I, so yeah. I was thinking maybe the 23rd? Since you guys will get here on the 22nd?”
“Oh, who’s eager now? The day after I get there?”
Dream pouted so she smiled and assured him that she was just as excited for their date as he was. “I’m kinda nervous because it’ll be the day before Christmas Eve, so a lot of places will be super crowded and I know you said you don’t like big crowds so we might have to work around some stuff—”
“Dream, I’m honestly just excited to see you. Anything we do will be fun, I promise. I’m just happy I’ll get to see you and spend time with you.”
His worried expression softened as it was replaced with a fond smile. “Down bad, huh?”
Just like that, the tender moment was ruined and Y/n groaned, a laugh bubbling in her throat. “What is wrong with you? You’re the one stressing out so much about a date! You’re the one who’s down bad.”
“Yeah, but at least I can admit it.”
She shook her head at him for what felt like the millionth time and sighed. “I can’t believe I put up with you.”
“You must like me a lot, I guess,” he said, pushing her to admit it again.
“I guess I do.”
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anything could happen (irl!quackity x reader)
pairing: irl!quackity x genderneutral!reader
word count: 2,805
summary: the reader is roomates with karl jacobs, and he is beginning to be concerned about the reader. when karl invites the reader to hang out with him and his friends, the reader is hesitant. however, they end up having a very deep conversation with alex.
tw: swearing, use of alcohol (mild), some angst, ends with fluff!!
alternative link: ao3.
I sneaked into the apartment as best as I could. I knew if I made one faint sound, the living room light would switch on and a very judgemental Karl would be sitting on his fancy couch (that he spent way too much money on) shaking his head and tutting at me like a disapproving mother.
And behold, that's exactly what came next when I dropped my boots too hard onto the ground when slipping them off. Only the lamp next to the couch flicked on. Karl paying mind to the electricity bill, I suppose.
"Have a nice night? Or should I say, very early morning?" God, he sounded angry. It took a ton of pressure to make Karl angry, making him impatient was like putting pressure on hard metal. And yet, my lifestyle really rubbed Karl the wrong way.
"Damn, you really stayed up late for me?" I tried to joke off, plopping myself onto Karl's fancy couch. His tongue rolled along the inside of his cheek, his arms crossed, he couldn't even look me in the eye. Instead he just muttered, "No, I just finished streaming."
After a very awkward pause, Karl finally spoke.
"Why do you do it?"
"Do what?" I asked, narrowing my eyes.
"I used to think maybe you were seeing someone, y'know like just the one person. Then I caught on it's more than just one person. You go out a drive with a different person every weekend, whether that be to hook up with them or just hang out."
"And what's up with that?" I asked, a little irritated. "Geez, Karl, I know we're different when it comes to relationships. But everyone is different— why can't you respect that about me?"
"It's not—" Karl said, a little to loudly, getting annoyed. He must've felt like I wasn't listening to him. He eventually lowered his voice and continued. "It's not the acts themselves that bother me. It's that you do these things, and you're never satisfied. You still hang out with people that you don't even like— you always come back and tell me how toxic they are. And then you hook up with people and say how it wasn't enjoyable. I just want you to be happy, and seeing you do things that make you feel unsatisfied worries me."
Karl could not have explained it better, his words perfectly summed up my feelings in the past few years. Ever since I had to get back up on my feet after hard times, being able to live as a roommate with Karl; have a roof over my head. Sometimes I just put myself in uncomfortable situations because I feel like I am not good enough.
"I understand, Karl. I honestly do. But— it's all I have. I have no one else to depend on." My eyes, like Karl's moments before, could not bare to look at him.
"You have me, (Y/N). You can hang out with me and my friends." At this moment, Karl had a tint of a smile on his face and he placed his hand on my drooped shoulder.
I could not contain the scoff that left my lips. "Me and your friends are so different from each other. I barely know anything about video games or Minecraft or streaming. I've talked to your friends before and I never know what to say to them."
"There's more to us than just our jobs, (Y/N)" Karl said, a small chuckle leaving his lips. "And what the hell are you talking about! My friends think you're so cool and always ask about you! I mean, I remember you and Alex—"
"I barely know Alex! We literally shared one laugh together because I knew the meme he referenced." I said, a smile plastered on my dumb face. Maybe I was smiling because deep down, I was beginning to remember how fun Karl's friends were. To be honest, I always felt a little jealous when I would hear Karl and his friends belly laugh on a stream. These dumb-asses were literally being paid to hang out with each other. Meanwhile, I busted my ass for a minimum wage and hung out with people that never see me as a priority. Maybe one day Karl's rich Youtube friend would give me money to do some stupid challenge.
"I'm not gonna lie, out of all my friends, Alex is the one who asks about you the most. At first he would do it to tease me— making sex jokes about you and us. But when he eventually met you, he asked genuine questions about you. Like the other day, he asked me out of the blew about if you went to college or worked a job."
I definitely did not admit it to Karl, but I actually found that flattering. Yeah, maybe I thought Alex was a little too loud on Karl's streams and I would have to cover my head with a pillow to try sleep at night. However, when I met him for that short moment when Karl's friends came to the house, he was genuinely a very funny guy. I remembered we were the same age, he was Mexican and studying law. If he remembered anything about me, I have no idea.
When I couldn't hide my smile of flattery, Karl looked at me and smiled back. He got up from the couch, about to turn off the light, but stopped himself and turned back. "Hey, instead of going out with your shitty friends next weekend, you should stay here. I'm inviting some of my friends to hang out. I think it would be cool if you joined us." Karl said without hesitation, leaving his words as an open thought.
"I'll think about it." Was all I could say, which was enough to make Karl smile, then wish me a goodnight. When I got into my room and crashed onto the bed, I left the invitation in my mind to think about until the next week.
It was finally the weekend again, after a long weekday of working I sat at my desk after putting on some casual clothes. Sometimes, I just liked to get ready in case last minute plans popped up. I still had the idea of hanging out with Karl and his friends in my mind. Yet, I began to feel nervous. I do not know why, but being surrounded by new faces always made me tense. I count myself as a pretty confident person, but there was something about Karl's friends that intimidated me. Maybe it was their crude humour or 'fame' status that made me feel iffy. Either way, I sat there, looking at my wall blankly, hearing the faint noises of Karl arranging the living room for his friends arriving. As a fumbled with by sleeves and chilled out to music, my bedroom door flew open and a really happy Karl stood there.
"So? Are you joining us tonight?" He asked, anticipating a positive response.
"I don't know, Karl." I lightly groaned, the nerves still having a hold on me.
"C'mon, (Y/N). It's nothing too big. Some of the guys are having beers, which I know you enjoy." Karl winked playfully.
I barked out a laugh when I heard his words. "You always say I have an alcohol problem!"
"Exactly! Let your alcoholism be the reason you hang out with us!" Karl was trying to drag me out the room at this point.
"Piss off!" I laughed, feebly slapping Karl.
"Please . . . They really want to meet you again!" Karl dragged me into the living room. Then, a sharp knock came from the door. "Too late! They're already here!"
Admittedly, it was awkward at first. The group immediately wanted to play video games, which I guessed was going to happen. I respectively sat on the couch and watched them play as if I was just watching a movie. I smiled throughout, watching them bicker and yell at each other through competitive spirit. The energy was chaotic, but enjoyable. It was a different environment I was use to, it was more relaxed, but still had the fun aspects I chase for. For the first time in a while, I felt like I could act like myself; the chill version of me. I was not afraid of being judged or talked down to. The nerves that consumed me hours before slipped away effortlessly.
The few bottles of beer I had throughout the night had gotten to my head eventually, my heavy eyes were opening and closing as I snuggled up to the edge of the couch. I checked my phone now and then, scrolling through social media. By this point, some of the group had fallen asleep from drunkenness, or went home. The string of people left were beginning to wind down; Karl offered spare pillows and blankets for the ones who wanted to crash. From the silence I assumed everyone, even Karl himself, were drifting off to sleep. Until I heard a voice acknowledge me.
"Not going to sleep?"
It was Alex. I realized once I looked up, seeing he was exiting the kitchen with another drink, with one beer in his other hand that he was beckoning to me. I took it, mumbling a thanks, my eyes trailing towards him as he took a seat next to me.
"I'm used to staying up late at the weekends, so my body clock is all over the place." I confessed, smirking down at my beer bottle before taking a light sip.
"At least you aren't a light-weight like most of these idiots." Alex joked, looking around the room at his friends. "I suspected we would play more games, but I think people couldn't hack anymore. It's a shame though, I felt like we didn't include you too much."
It was considerate for Alex to say that, but I chuckled dismissively. "I didn't feel left out, don't worry. I enjoyed the company. I needed a chill night like this one."
Alex smiled at that, and immediately looked down when he did, but it was still contagious enough to make me smile. For a short moment I took in his appearance. He hadn't changed much from the last time I saw him. Still wore a beanie that took up 90% of his head, no matter the weather.
"I don't know if Karl mentioned but—" Alex began, suddenly becoming bashful. "I bought the beers for you, as a kind of present. I remembered you drinking them the last time we were over."
"Oh my God— Karl didn't say to me . . ." I said. "That's so thoughtful of you, thank you so much."
He really did that? Considering we were just acquaintances, I did not expect that. I had drank them throughout the next, since they were my favourite. He remembered something so miniscule about me. I then added, "You didn't have to do that."
Alex was biting the bottom half of his lip before he said, "I mean— I wanted to get you a little something. We all did— really. We always feel bad coming over here and never having the time to get to know you. This is your house just as much it is Karl's."
I scoffed after taking a swig of my drink. "It's more Karl's house than mine. He's the one that lives in it. I'm always working or out hanging out with people. The only time I'm ever here is when I'm sleeping or eating. In fact, this is the first night in I have had in months."
"What do you do then if you're barely in the house?" Alex asked.
I became a little tense. Remembering Karl's chat last week made me realise how useless my life was. Karl was right, the things I do and the people I hang out with do not benefit me in a positive way. My 'friends' haven't even texted me today to ask why I'm not hanging out with them. I truly never had anyone that cared for me. I sure haven't had anyone do something as small as buying me my favourite beers. I shook my head and muttered, "Nothing interesting . . ."
My face must have exposed my sadness, as Alex had a look of concern on his face. To ease the tension, I looked over to him and twitched a smile. However, I don't think it convinced him. God, I hate worrying people.
"I know we barely know each other yet. But— If there's something on your mind, you can always talk to me about it."
Normally I dread hearing words like that, but looking at Alex and how calm he seemed to be around me convinced me I could trust him in that moment. Before I realized, I was spilling my train of thought all over the atmosphere. I told Alex about my 'friends'; how I feel like they never give a shit about me. I confessed that I am unhappy with my life, that I feel like I am wasting my time and potential. I admitted my distain for making Karl worried about my wellbeing every time I came back to the apartment. Lastly, I affirmed that tonight was the first time I felt happy among another's company in a very long time. How I felt content, knowing no one would judge me or think I was taking up space. I thanked him again and again, knowing that his act of service was little to him, but absolutely gigantic to me.
"What you and your friends did tonight, no one has ever done to me in a long time. It was so miniscule, I know, but it's more than I have ever experienced. For once, the kindness felt genuine. Is it wrong to think like that?" My eyes looked at Alex, desperate for reassurance.
"Absolutely not, (Y/N)." Alex shook his head. "From what you have told me, you have every right to feel the way you're feeling. Not gonna lie— your friends sound like dicks."
"They are dicks!" I laughed out, wiping the loose tears from my eyes. "And I am sick of being associated with them! From here on out, they are not my friends anymore." I turned my whole body to face Alex at this point, my sudden movement alerting his attention. "If you don't mind, can I count you, Karl— everyone else— as my new friends?"
The smile that emerged from Alex's face warmed my chest. "You don't need to ask, (Y/N)" He said, "We already counted you as our friend."
The happiness that swelled in my chest consumed me in that moment, and it stimulated me to enrobe Alex into a hug. His body was tense from my sudden touch, yet he relaxed easily into my body and his arms moulded into my touch. The fragrance clinging to his sweater engulfed my nose, making me nuzzle deeper into his shoulder. Alex chuckled and the vibrations tickled me, making me scoff out a laugh.
We met each other's gaze as we pulled away from the embrace; analysing the tint of blush on his cheeks, tracing to the bridge of his nose. He ruffled the hair on top of my head, making me laugh and nudge him playfully. Our instant smiles welcoming the space between us.
"So . . . got anymore tired yet?" Alex asked, raising a brow.
I shook my head and slowly looked around the room. Clocking the console lying on the coffee table, I grabbed it and my fingers began to awkwardly fumble with the joystick.
"First step of becoming friends, should be you teaching me how to be a pro-gamer." I joked, giving him a playful smirk.
He rolled his eyes, cringing as he grabbed the other remote. "It's not for the faint hearted," He joked along, "I think you'll get the hang of it, though."
For the rest of the night, into the early morning, we played games. We laughed our asses off, had mini arguments; stirring some of the others out of their slumber when Alex couldn't contain the volume of his voice.
Anything could happen, I realized. If I seek positivity, I will eventually find it. Thankfully, I was able to admit — I discovered it already.
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There’s been a recent uptick in posts claiming that “c!Wilbur is a worse villain than c!Dream” or that he’s “more manipulative” and it’s made me think a lot about just....how villainized Wilbur is? Because while he has done bad things, I’ve seen people just making things up or projecting onto him and making him just. so much worse than he is in canon.
Again, this is all about the characters in the Dream SMP roleplay and are not the actual people.
Let’s go over the bad things Wilbur is accused of doing. These are arguments I have actually seen people use and defend with their whole chest.
1. Created a nation. 2. Sell drugs. 3. Talk about rigging an election. 4. Was a dick. 5. Blew up a nation. 6. Died. 7. Manipulation. 8. Neglectful dad. 9. Child soldiers. 10. Dictator. 11. “Threw a fit” over losing.
Let’s talk about these and break them down a little. Another disclaimer, this isn’t trying to excuse any hurt that Wilbur has caused, because his actions did cause harm, but this is trying to explain and add context to things that are often taken out of context or just wholly misinterpreted.
1. A common argument for why this makes Wilbur evil is that he “stole Dream’s land.” But like...no. L’Manberg was created on untouched land where no one was living, and had a combined area smaller than Purpled’s garden. Dream, until he declared war, didn’t even care about them making their nation.
I’m also including in here the claim that he “turned Dream into a villain.” ....What are you talking about. Before Wilbur was even on the server, Dream was part of the disc war, where he stole Tommy’s discs, and then kept perusing them even after the initial conflict ended, including griefing Tommy’s lawn. Before war was declared, Dream and his friends kidnapped and killed Tubbo and Tommy. Dream then also declared war on a peaceful nation (Wilbur said “if they try to declare war we will just say ‘no’”). None of that was in any way forced by Wilbur. Dream made his decisions on his own. Just because someone comes in and says “hey you suck,” doesn’t mean you have to actually suck. Dream made his own decisions, and his decision was to become a villain.
2. Potions (drugs) are an infinite resource in Minecraft and everyone uses them. This is a stupid argument.
3. Some people act like he actually did rig the election but...he didn’t. He definitely could have! Quackity wasn’t a citizen of L’Manberg, Wilbur could have banned him from the election easily, especially since his running mate was a previous enemy of L’Manberg. But he let him run, and then he let Fundy and Schlatt run as well. The worst he did here was talk about doing something bad. Also the reason he was trying to consolidate power wasn’t just for the sake of having power. There was, at the time, a civil war going on, and Wilbur tried to stop it but no one listened to him. He wanted the power to be able to protect his citizens and stop a war.
4. Being a dick is not evil.
5. This is by far the worst thing Wilbur did, and though it hurt a lot of people emotionally, it really wasn’t as bad as everyone says it was. Though the explosion caused property damage, it only destroyed the podium and some of the walkway. People’s actual houses- Manifoldland, Niki’s bakery- were totallu untouched. No one even died in the explosion- the worst thing that happened was Quackity being blown back, but he landed in water. (This isn’t to say that characters shouldn’t be hurt by this! Wilbur betrayed them and definitely hurt them, but people acting like the 16th was worse than Doomsday and also blaming Wilbur for Doomsday even though he was dead is weird.)
There’s also the claim that Wilbur blew it up for the sole purpose of hurting people, which is easily disproved by just...watching a Wilbur stream. Like seriously, stop trying to do analysis on Wilbur if you haven’t even watched his streams. Wilbur had multiple chances to blow everything up, but when he had the choice between blowing it up and hurting people or not hurting people and not blowing it up, he chose the latter every time. At the festival, while Tubbo was trapped on the stage, he stopped going for the button. When Tommy and Quackity were in the button room which would have exploded if he pressed it, he refused. Also I’m gonna use the Reddit post that’s confirmed canon again- Wilbur blew up L’Manberg because he saw how much power it had, and he saw how it hurt people. He tried to destroy it to save everyone from the pain and conflict caused by the nation. He didn’t think they would rebuild.
6. This one is the one that actually makes me angry. Because guys....Wilbur’s death was a suicide. If Phil wasn’t there, Wilbur would have done it himself- he had been planning to do it himself for months, as there was originally TNT in the button room that would have killed him with the explosion. The reason it makes me angry is because suicide is an extremely serious topic. Characters and the fandom framing it as “Wilbur left or abandoned them” is an ableist take that enforces the stereotype that suicide is a “weak” option or that it’s “running away.”
There’s also people that will villainizing him for “forcing Phil to kill him” but while I empathize with Phil and realize it was a stressful situation, Phil very much made his own decisions here too. Wilbur didn’t force Phil to kill him, he asked him a few times and then Phil did it.
7. Again, this is not an attempt to excuse, but an attempt to explain. So first of all, people try to claim that Wilbur was manipulative from the beginning. This is false. Persuasion and making sure someone is “loyal to a cause” is not manipulation. And then Pogtopia- he’s never manipulative in Pogtopia, again, he is only persuasive. I have a longer post that goes into more detail, so definitely check that out. After he is revived, he is definitely guilt tripping Tommy in his most recent stream, but (again, not an excuse) it’s clearly from his desperation to not be alone anymore after 13 years of near constant isolation.
I’ve also seen claims that Wilbur manipulated Techno and that Techno didn’t know they were planning on starting another government, but this is easily disproven by the fact that Wilbur said multiple times that they’re “taking back L’Manberg” and that he wants to be it’s “rightful ruler” again while Techno was in vc. What about that implies they’re not going back to the government.
Also since this is relevant- he never manipulated Niki. He was always kind and caring with Niki, even through his mental breakdown. He wasn’t able to bring her into Pogtopia at first, but he talked to her and made sure she’d be okay there (and she said yes!), he offered his life for hers at the festival before hitting people around them and yelling at her to run, she was the first person he gave Blue to, he gave her an inspirational speech and showed her the fox that had been left for her, she was one of the few things Ghostbur remembered. He betrayed and hurt her, but it was not manipulation.
Gonna combine this with this point also but Wilbur was not in any way abusive. A lot of people in this fandom for some reason equate “unhealthy relationship” with “abuse”, especially after the exile arc. Wilbur and Tommy’s relationship, while unhealthy, was not abusive. Please learn the difference.
Also, if you’ve ever said that “Wilbur gaslit anyone” or that Wilbur is “insane” I want you to define those terms for me right now. No looking anything up. Tell me what they mean. Do it.
8. What about any of Wilbur and Fundy’s dynamic implies any kind of neglect. No, seriously, where did this take come from. Wilbur was canonically overbearing and he babied Fundy. While it definitely wasn’t the best relationship, it definitely wasn’t neglectful. The only times in canon we’ve seen Wilbur be separated from Fundy was when he was exiled and Fundy cheered while he was shot and killed, when Fundy disowned him in front of their enemy, and when he committed suicide. Even before his death, when they were still on rocky terms, Wilbur stepped forward to defend Fundy from Schlatt in the van.
9. This take is irrelevant. Child soldiers don’t matter. For one, this is Minecraft. Every single person has equal opportunities. Anyone can become powerful no matter what age they are as long as they grind enough. For another thing, at the beginning part of the roleplay no one was trying to make a long serious story about war and trauma, it was just some friends fucking around and fighting each other. Wilbur also revealed that while writing the Revolution arc that he headcanoned Tommy and Tubbo to be about 20- we know these ages aren’t correct because they’ve been reffered to by their irl ages in lore- but it shows that the “these are children” plot point was added way later- no one mentions it at all in season 1. It doesn’t matter.
10. This is directed at one person. You know who you are.
A dictator is defined as “one holding complete autocratic control : a person with unlimited governmental power.” Wilbur didn’t have control. That’s the whole reason for the election. It literally takes one google search to prove you wrong.
11. There’s a difference between “losing” and “being unfairly exiled by your political opponent who is now declaring himself emperor.” Wilbur was totally fine with losing. He said during the election that he was fine with Quackity winning, and when they actually did lose, though he wasn’t happy about it, he encouraged Tommy to calm down and told him “We’re citizens tonight.” He only “threw a fit” after he was thrown out of the nation he built by someone who immediately declared himself emperor.
So in conclusion, Wilbur Soot is an antagonist, but he is villified way beyond canon and I’m getting tired of some of these takes that I see over and over again that are easily disproved by just using critical thinking skills.
This is most of the takes I’ve seen- some I haven’t even dignified with a response because of how clear it is that someone is just lying to try and excuse someone else’s actions- but if anyone has anymore they’ve seen that they want me to talk about, my ask box is open.
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*sighs*
Okay, I know it's been over a week since the Red Banquet, but it's been a little less than that since BBH's semi-lore stream where he was really cryptic when asked about if Sapnap, his son, (who was explicitly shown to have recieved not one, but three invites to the banquet), had a canon, important-to-the-lore reason for not being there.
For reference, here's the transcript:
Dono: For the Red Banquet, was Sapnap absent on purpose for the sake of the story? Or was he just not able to make the stream?
Bad: *gasp* Ohh, you're stumbling upon something canon. Some lore.... That very few people picked up on. Think about it, guys. I kept seeing people saying 'Gasp! Bad was gonna sacrifice his son! He invited him to the, uh, the Banquet and he was gonna sacrifice his canonical son!' *stares into camera* ...Was he? Did Sapnap show up? *small gasp* Did Sapnap not show up because he forgot? Or was there another reason why Sapnap didn't show up?
Something that's interesting to me, but probably not important for anything other than dramatic effect, is: cc!Bad changed the perspective for this so that he was facing the camera (I'll embed the clip once I figure out how to. Forgive me I am bad with tech.)
Now, I think we all know that infamous screenshot of Bad liking a tweet where someone talked about c!Bad being willing to sacrifice his own son to the Egg. But I rewatched the transcribed clip from the semi-lore stream just now and a few theories sprang into my mind. The first two are rather sad, but the last one is sweet and puts the father-son relationship on sloghtly better terms.
Theory Numero Uno: What if Bad... Has already sacrificed his son to the Egg?
Being dead is an excellent excuse not to come to a party, after all, and even though he still has all three canon lives (as far as we know), we've seen that those sacrificed to the Egg can take some time to respawn. As for motivation, I could imagine the Egg might have promised to give Bad Skeppy back at the price of Sapnap.
In Bad's current state... I wouldn't put him above this.
Especially since it seems he really is prepared to sacrifice his own son to the Egg (judging by the tweet).
The "Did Sapnap show up?" prompts me to think Sapnap might have been there for the Banquet. If he'd arrived just a half-hour beforehand (aka an entire irl hour before the stream began) that probably would've been time enough to successfully sacrifice him.
TL; DR: He was there that day, only not when we were.
Or, even worse: He was there, but not where we were.
And thus we arrive at my second theory: Sapnap was sacrificed to the Egg, but in a vastly different way than we've previously assumed
He could've been there at the same time as us, and we never noticed.
Maybe it's a Ranboo "blink and you'll miss them walk right by"-kinda thing. Maybe he was lurking about and we just didn't see him, because he was crouched and hiding really well. Maybe he's stuck in/under the Egg, or within the surroundng walls, or the "maze" down there. Maybe he's alone with the Egg's whispers, missing his father, his fiancés, his friends, and wondering why everyone's abandoning him.
He is probably an ideal target for the Eggpire, feeling abandoned and alone. The Eggpire would promise him community and a close-knit family connection.
And Bad, or maybe even just Ponk or Ant, sees an ideal target first and Bad's son second, thanks to the Egg's fiendish whispers.
This theory is supported not only by cc!Bad's cryptic "Was he [going to sacrifice his own son]?" and the whole "Did Sapnap show up?"-thing, but also by the amount of plot-twists in the Red Banquet stream. This twist would fit right in.
Of course, Egged!Sapnap would've been one just waiting in the wings, but I think they purposefully kept him away. - If the Eggpire had Sapnap, one of the best fighters, on their side, they would've wanted to keep him hidden, maybe even unaware of his own "egginess", as a sort of hidden weapon or sleeper agent for dire times, right? Maybe they sent him to assassinate someone. They most probably would've kept him hidden or even sent him away.
Of course, it was a stupid move because they were defenseless when Quackity showed up (imagine the Karlnapity angst if Sapnap were to be egged!), but having Sapnap waiting in your arsenal for your hostile takeover later as a "secret weapon" is a pretty good idea.
And egged!Sapnap doesn't change that the Eggpire would've felt broken and defeated after the Banquet.
But it would open the option of Sapnap granting his father refuge in Kinoko Kingdom.
Which opens up a whole host of other problems.
Side-note: If you are looking for a good fic with Egged!Sapnap (and Sapnap pre-Bad backstory feat. demon!Sapnap - RIP that headcanon, but it'll probably thrive anyways a la the decanonised SBI family dynamic and thank God for that), go read "The Prince clothed in Blood Vines" by RavenFire2908 and the consequent sequels.
Now, for the nice, family-friendly theory: Bad told his son not to come
You might be thinking: "Wait, what? Wouldn't Karl do that? He's seen the Egg's evils first hand at the Masquerade!"
To that I say: You are correct.
BUT: Karl has amnesia and might have been off time travelling to God-knows-when and -where at the time of the banquet. The last lore stream he was on was George's dream post-banquet. (The same goes for Sapnap, btw.) And Karl's not the only person Sapnap's close to who knows the dangers of the Egg.
You see, some of cc!Bad's wording (The slow, ominous "...Was he [going to sacrifice his own son]?" and "Or was there another reason why Sapnap didn't show up?") has led me to believe that there is a possibility c!Bad might have actually warned Sapnap to stay away.
Karl obviously would've supported this venture, but we can only say that for sure when we know how his memory's doing and where c!Karl actually is right now - in his current state, it might just be that Karl doesn't remember the dangers of the Egg and is thusly unable to warn Sapnap.
But Bad still can.
Bad, who maybe, just maybe, doesn't want to lose another loved one to the Egg. Sweet, kind, paternal Bad, who absolutely adores his son.
Maybe he just couldn't sacrifice his son *that* way. He might even have thought death a better fate than being egged, which is why he was willing to sacrifice his son to the Egg by killing him.
(Less-friendly theory: Depending on when Sapnap's segment of the invite stream is set in proportion to the "The Egg is a homewrecker"-stream, it also leaves open the possibility of Sapnap being amongst the referenced things Bad has sacrificed for the sake of Skeppy/the Egg. Ow.)
#dream smp#dsmp#dsmp theory#the red banquet#the egg#badboyhalo#sapnap#eggpire#dadboyhalo#do i have to tag karl?
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just. just had a thought. isn’t dream doing to tommy right now what he did to wilbur, just more direct, clearer, and faster?
and this is 100% based off of dreamwasfound’s post about dream being a compelling villain (even when his acting then wasn’t quite up to par)
like,,, i dunno, it just. feels kind of familiar. just more... obvious. it’s all pretty obviously a punishment for tommy—where with wilbur, it’s a little more arguable whether dream was actually trying to punish wilbur so much as sow discord.
which, at least to me, makes sense why there’s that disconnect. with wilbur, it was about killing the ambition to expand, in l’manberg. a punishment against wilbur for wanting to expand, for wanting to assert his power—so the easiest way to get to him is to undermine his power and get him to destroy his own nation.
with tommy, it was about killing the ambition within tommy himself. it’s pretty clearly a punishment predicated off of the fact that tommy dared to try and leverage spirit against/over dream, that he (dream) was actually momentarily tricked into actually believing that tommy had some degree of power over him.
i still believe tubbo was in the right, or at the very least justified, but tommy’s point about tubbo pleasing dream has some legitimacy to it. tubbo allowing dream to “walk all over him” as it were means that he’s allowing dream to mold his ambition, to allow dream to choose what he’s (tubbo’s) allowed to dare to do and not to do. and that’s even kind of lampshaded with someone—i can’t remember, maybe it was tubbo maybe it was quackity—saying “i admire tommy for his bravery, for his standing up to dream” and i think tubbo admitting that he could never be that brave in the face of adversity.
so wilbur has to destroy his own nation, where his ambition lies, in order for dream’s punishment to really be satisfying (to dream). then, in tommy, it would track that tommy has to destroy himself in order for dream’s punishment to really pay off.
(quick break to say that tommy is very clearly being manipulated and, yeah, bullied into this perception of himself. so i say ‘destroy himself’ a little pretentiously—really, it’s dream orchestrating tommy’s downwards mental health spiral.)
as with wilbur’s exile+decline in mental health (i’m gonna call it wilbur’s exile from now on even though tommy was also exiled), dream begins by isolating tommy from allies, from friends.
the exile hurts so bad to wilbur because his position as president was undermined by schlatt being voted in, then his ambition then gets doubly punished with schlatt exiling him. (negative feedback loops, anyone?)
tommy’s exile hurts so much to him because he was ambitious enough to try and challenge dream and then his own friend, his ride-or-die, is like “no, this is too far.” thus why this exile works wayyy better than schlatt’s on tommy.
(quick break to mention that dream also manipulates the bit about george’s vacation home into way bigger of a thing than it is—i mean, yeah, i know that irl it’s because dream is the biggest simp to ever simp—but does the monarch’s vacation home really matter all that much? i know i justified tubbo’s actions with the fact that in international relations... maybe dont burn down monarchs’ vacation homes. but like,,, george can make another one. it’s not the most difficult design.)
and another parallel: dream establishes himself as a friend after proving himself to be a sort of,,, uh, untrustworthy source, because he manipulates the narrative so as to be “the only hope”. in wilbur’s exile, because everybody around him is so convinced l’manberg can be taken back from schlatt and reverted, and dream is the only one who understands wilbur’s motivation, wilbur sees the only ally in dream (and techno, i guess, but he’s not quite relevant to this analysis).
dream creates that perception for tommy: acts as though tubbo wasn’t there, makes sure the invitations never get to the invitees. aside from ghostbur—who dream can’t control—tommy is isolated, with his tormentor for a friend.
another interesting note: dream is wilbur’s ally, dream is tommy’s friend. i think this distinction is super important, because with wilbur and dream it was always about the ultimate goal of destroying l’manberg (and dream indirectly punishing wilbur’s insolence, if you will). there were no illusions about being friends—it was all business. but with tommy, who’s a traumatized child soldier, he really needs that kind of emotional connection in order to trust dream.
+ also, because tommy’s naturally charismatic and charming/makes friends easily, it’s important tommy is completely physically isolated. because tommy Will make friends with someone if he gets more than 5 minutes with them. hence the artificial perception of loneliness. also, reinforced by dream suggesting nobody likes him—not that the invitees never got invitations, it’s that they chose not to come.
there’s a kind of—dialogue?—about wilbur and tommy’s understanding of dream as a malevolent force but ultimately deciding to trust him. i don’t quite know what i’m saying here tbh, just find it interesting that wilbur and tommy both have hesitations over trusting dream.
#mcyt#dream smp#dream smp meta#dream smp spoilers#exile arc#dreamwastaken#tommyinnit#wilbur soot#tubbo_#jschlatt#btw this is all about the characters!!!!!#i want to make clear it is only about the smp characters!!!#yeah i don't really know my thematic conclusion here#i just think the parallels are#interesting :))#to say the least#also if this is incoherent and repetitive.....#it's late#send me an ask if i've got smth wrong or u'd like clarification :]#og posts
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SO SMT AU AM I RIGHT GAMERS
I mentioned this in the tags of another post and joked about it in Discord but my brain went brrrr during my last class of the day and now I lowkey have a full plot starting to form lol.
Keep in mind the only Shin Megami Tensei game I’ve played myself is the Nocturne remake, plus I only really remember bits of the plot of 4 and whatever we’ve been given so far of 5 so I’m not super well versed in the series.
Also I’ll add this to the tags too but DSMP Spoilers specifically for the contents of Techno’s Will exist in this post, because that is where the idea for this came from. A lot of other JRPGs have similar plotlines but I specifically thought of SMT because its kind of a meme specifically for that at this point how the plot always seems to have the same type ending bosses.
Also some spoilers for Shin Megami Tensei IV
ANYWAYS
Now Presenting: An AU where Techno’s Limbo is an SMT Game lol
(Under a ‘Read More’ because it got way ahead of me)
An Introduction to Relevant SMT terminology:
Demons: Makes up a large majority of the characters in the game. They are the enemies that you face in combat, and its possible to recruit them to your team through various means. Some demons exist in the overworld though, and can be talked to normally, they’re chill most of the time, unless you do something to tick them off. ‘Demon’ is not taken literally by the Christian definition, they are based off of various figures in folklore and religion around the world, some are even based on Gods and Angels.
Law vs Chaos: Many SMT games have multiple endings based on these two alignments, along with the neutral alignment. It is usually decided by some important decisions the player makes throughout the game. I’m most aware of the SMT 4 ending, in which the route you are on decides the final dungeon, the character you team with for the ending, and the final boss (its either Satan or the in-game version of God). It’s based off of the traditional interpretation of these two, where Law represents the importance of authority, and Chaos represents the importance of freedom.
Another note is that a lot of SMT games take place in a post-apocalyptic world of some kind, which, spoiler, is the case here.
General Plot Details and Worldbuilding:
- Techno dies in the prison. The stasis chamber fails and Quackity succeeds in killing him. Permanently.
- Despite dying, he wakes up again in the main prison cell, but things are different. The lava isn’t blocking the entrance anymore, (in fact there isn’t any lava at all), and he’s alone. Upon peering outside the main cell, he notices a bit of sky peeking through the prison ceiling, like it had been broken into.
- The drop down to the bottom floor is long, but he’s dead, so he just shrugs and jumps down so he can see what’s going on. Turns out there are several holes in this part of the prison, in fact there are multiple on the ground, likely where the lava had escaped from. (Obviously Minecraft lava specifically doesn’t work like that, I’m pretty sure in the DreamSMP the bottom is all source blocks, but just ignore that bit).
- He exits from the back wall of the prison, and everything there so far looks normal, except for the fact that there appears to be less trees than normal. Of the trees that are still there, many of them were cut down and never collected, and some appear to have fallen over due to some damage.
- Techno goes around the prison to the front, and that’s when he notices some things that are very wrong. Various parts of the prison, not just the main cell, are also sitting destroyed. Many cracks, scuff marks and full-on chunks are missing on the walls. The usual entrance which houses the nether portal is hardly still standing, and he can see straight into the main lobby where the portal would lead into once you were let through.
- The surrounding areas are not much better. Tommy’s outpost is toppled over in the distance, only the base and bottom floor are left standing. The tents near the beach are collapsed and destroyed, the only remnants of one of them is a small piece of fabric ripped from the main bit and laying on the ground. Skeppy and Badboyhalo’s mansion is crumbling where it stands, half of the back wall and ceiling are gone. And that’s only what’s visible from here.
- The rest of the server is also in various states of destruction, the spawn walls are hardly left standing, the main nether portal area is covered in potholes, none of the portals are active. The prime path is rotted and broken in most areas, the buildings along it are not faring much better than the ones he’d seen before. And the further he gets away from the prison, the more the plants themselves appear to be dead or dying.
- L’manburg’s crater looks much the same as it once did right after its destruction, albeit with more debris at the bottom which had fallen from the sides as they slowly eroded. The flag at the bottom is torn up and discoloured, honestly its hardly recognizable. The nature that had finally begun to reclaim the land has slowly been dying instead over time, and the bridge overtop has completely collapsed. The only thing still standing, is the ever present obsidian grid that looms over it in the sky. He supposes that whatever disaster had caused this wasn’t able to reach that high up, or that it was at least in part done by someone that liked the way it looked. Not that there seems to be a need for the reminder anymore.
- Something something, he finds out DreamXD is here, and that he might have had something to do with how this world looks. And as much as it shouldn’t matter in the afterlife, he did promise Phil he would be killing God sooooo he goes on a mission to do just that. He can do pretty much anything now that he really doesn’t have to worry about dying, so why not. He has no reason to care about some God, especially when they’re the only ones left.
- Some DSMP people hang around the world and are represented by certain demons, the mostly chill ones that kinda just hang around in the apocalyptic scenery. They don’t recognize him, it isn’t really the people he knows after all, but they are willing to talk to him since they can tell he isn’t human either. He learns little bits of what happened through them, and learns where DreamXD resides, that being one of the strongholds that’s a bit further out.
- Unfortunately, due to the portals being inactive, and his inability to break anything efficiently, or even at all, he has to travel using the overworld. Along the way he manages to speak to some others, this allows him to better locate where the God is, although it doesn’t seem to be hiding out. He even sees it sometimes flying around, which he uses to follow where its hiding.
- Some of the random demons he runs into recognize that he’s not supposed to be here (according to them at least), so he has to fight his way through them. Luckily, many of the friendly demons that he talks to end up tagging along in order to help, thus making up a team he can use to get through them instead.
- There’s probably a demon that seems to resemble Phil somewhere, living alone (alone for so so long) away from everyone in an arctic house perhaps. If I wanted to really up the angst, the demon takes a liking to Techno right away, which is partly how Techno is able to tell its him so quickly. The more they talk, the more Techno realizes how lonely the Phil he knows must be without him there, how upset he’d be once he reads the will and finds out what happened to him. Thus he’s more motivated to, you know, fight God, in an attempt to figure out what the hell happened. (DXD is the only entity existing here that also exists where he’s from, he can guess pretty easily that maybe, just maybe, they are one and the same). Thus, he is given a choice that he knows he will have to make in the future.
- Eventually he manages to find the stronghold and comes face to face with DreamXD himself. DreamXD is just kinda chillin there, they fight, through DreamXD doesn’t seem to be putting in too much effort, almost like it does not want to win.
- Techno wins (duh), and he is left with a choice, a choice to finish the job, or spare the god and allow it to go free. And, well, he feels that he doesn’t really have the right to decide whether it lives or dies, and while its possible that DreamXD caused whatever disaster created the current state of the world, but he doesn’t know that for sure. DreamXD has done nothing this whole time he’s been here, and its done nothing to him or his companions.
- He chooses to leave it alone, and DreamXD seems to know that it was always going to end that way.
- DreamXD disappears, and Techno wakes up in the cell again post-revival, the prison and the world around it is the same as he remembers
(I don’t remember the exact real-world to limbo time difference but I imagine that it felt like, a day, maybe half that, while irl it was only a few minutes to an hour.)
Some other notes/details:
- The other possible ending would have resulted in Techno killing DreamXD and being given ANOTHER choice to take its power over the world, or just leave and stay there forever. Basically DreamXD’s existence is vital to the power of the revival book, and it’s death would have resulted in Dream not being successful in his revival attempts. Obviously we have no idea how the powers actually work yet, but I just came up with an explanation because I thought it would be interesting. You can decide on your own which of these endings fall into Law, Chaos or Neutral because uh, its complicated given the scenario. You can also decide if letting DreamXD live even fits into his character! Idk! But its not like DreamXD’s being oppressive by any means, not that there’s anyone to oppress here anyways. That’s my logic anyways.
- I don’t know what demons would represent specific people, I’d like to use one of the Angels for Phil but the Demons based on Angels usually have an important role in the plot that is in line with the Law alignment and like, protecting god or whatever, so no. There are a couple bird ones but idk if they fit the vibe, idk it could work, I’d have to look at a list if I want to go into this further.
- I kinda want Eret to be an Inugami because it’s body does that thing that ferret’s do when they’re all stretched out :) The only reason I’m hesitant is because Inugami is a dog, and Goose deserves representation.
- The reason I imagined for why Techno can’t break anything is because the mining fatigue lasted throughout this because he died with it, it’d get in the way of fighting too but at least it isn’t weakness, and he’s not alone either.
Uhhhhh that’s it for now I think!
(will potentially add to this if I figure something else out in the future)
#Dreamsmp#Dreamsmp spoilers#DSMP#Technoblade#none of the schoolwork I've done so far is this long what the fuck did I do#this is almost 2k words btw
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JUST REMEMBERED THE WHOLE THING I DO WHEN I ENTER NEW FANDOMS IS SORT THE CHARACTERS INTO HOGWARTS HOUSES SO HERE THEY ARE: DREAM SMP EDITION
(note: this is the rp characters, not the irl ccs) (also terfs are shit, jkr can bite me)
under the cut bc it’s Very Long and I had a Lot of thoughts:
Wilbur: Alivebur was a Slytherin and Ghostbur is a Hufflepuff. Now tbh I only joined the fandom like a few days before Wilbur died so I don’t know that I’m familiar enough with his character to say he was a Slytherin for sure. Ghostbur, though, is pure Hufflepuff, the poor thing. He pursues the things he likes, he puts a lot of work into doing things for other people, and he’s always willing to help, even if he doesn’t totally understand what he’s doing or why (which, unfortunately, makes him easy to manipulate). One of the things that upsets him the most is when his friends fight. He just wants everyone to get along :(
Tommy: Gryffindor. What did you think I was gonna say. He’s loud and impulsive and single-minded and sees everything in black and white good vs bad. He’s a textbook Gryffindor
Tubbo: this one was hard but Gryffindor with a Ravenclaw secondary I think. He’s not a Gryffindor in the traditional sense, but his core motivations match up: he wants justice. The interesting thing about that is that each Gryffindor will see justice differently. Tubbo wants what’s best for L’Manberg. He sees anything that could threaten the peace or safety of L’Manberg as unjust and so will do what he must in the pursuit of justice, which makes him kind of scary in a position of power. He’s not a Ravenclaw because he’s not driven by a thirst for knowledge or wisdom, but that secondary Ravenclaw nature comes out when we look at the way he approaches problem solving. He wants to create plans, use logic, and make decisions based on what would objectively be the best for the greatest number of people. What makes him dangerous is when that sense of justice gets skewed; he’s got the brains and the willpower to do some serious damage in pursuit of what appears to him to be the right thing.
Techno: Slytherin, in my favorite way! He exemplifies the fierce loyalty that I love about Slytherins: he will protect the people he cares about to his dying breath, and his attitude toward people who aren’t in that small circle is basically “I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip”. Generally, he’s smart, doesn’t really care for rules but will find every way around them without strictly breaking them, and his personal goals and ambitions come first.
Dream: ohhhhh Slytherin. He only acts on his own personal motivations and could not care less if it’s good for anyone but him. He plays his cards close to his chest. He allies with people he can use and drops them once they’ve served their purpose. He lies and wheedles his way around so that everyone is doing what he wants them to do. What a fuckin Slytherin right there.
Quackity: Gryffindor, I think, with a secondary Slytherin. He’s driven by his internal moral compass, he’s brash, and he’s unfailingly loyal to the people in his inner circle. He and Tubbo are similar in their core motivations and that’s why Quackity respects him as a leader, but all he really wants is what he thinks is right, so he easily butts heads with authority figures. Also, he likes to fuck around, and he doesn’t always think things through before he does them.
Fundy: I’m not totally sure about this so y’all please lmk your thoughts, but I think he’s a Hufflepuff. He’s primarily driven by his emotions and he cares a lot about people in general. This makes him more apt to be a follower than a leader; he cares about individual people and their lives, so he functions more naturally in a supportive role.
Uhh okay that’s all I have for right now, please tell me what you think!! I’d love to hear how other people feel about this!!
#dream smp#tommyinnit#tubbo#technoblade#wilbur soot#itsfundy#quackity#dsmp#dreamwastaken#yes I wrote this at 3am#it took me an hour lmao#mcyt
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Been thinking if I could beat up streamers and YouTubers i watch. Here's a list:
Ranboo: oh god YES him begin tall is a weakness, perfect for me to kick the back of his legs and leave him on the floor in shock while I jump at him while posing as in wwv
Tommyinnit: yep, maybe he'll try and punch me in the face or something else, but he is very much defeatable
Tubbo: mmmm, maybe, he's very strong for what I can see but I am also very strong, it's a 50/50 chance for both
Philza: mmm, i don't think so, he seems strong enough to defend himself against a small girl who likes fighting people
Thecnoblade: his character? Gotta train 1000 years before getting a slight chance. Irl? From what I saw and know, absolutely.
Dream: don't know how he looks so idrk
Georgenotfound: yep, he's tall, doesn't seem to have much strength but I'm not sure since not watch him do to his face scares me
Sapnap: maybe, he could get me to cry a little 'cause of pain but I could probably beat him up
Captain puffy: maybe, even though she doesn't seem to have that much strength she probably knows some self defense, so it's complicated
Nihachu: yes
Tina kitten: yes
Karl Jacobs: yes
Quackity: maybe, he could intimidate me into not even begin able to
Badboyhalo: not in a million years
Skeppy: maybe??? He could probably beat me up real bad but I'm also able to
Jack manifold: yes???? I'm not sure, the guy does a lot of sport i think and has at least some muscle, but he doesn't seem to have that much power to win
Crumb: yes but I wont
Punz: maybe, not sure, don't know that much about his body or strength
Purpled: probably could beat him up, doesn't seem that hard but also doesn't seem too easy.
Wilbur soot: idrk, he could beat me up but I also could beat him up, depends on how fast each is.
Those are all i remember at the moment :)
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(All /rp)
I don't fully know where the idea that the syndicate wants a "dog eat dog" style of anarchy is coming from.
The syndicate's stated goal is to make sure no tyrany exists. With the sub-goal of sharing information between memebers (on a voluntary basis). With the interpretation of those facts that make the most sense to me is that through founding the syndicate Techno wants to simultaneously cover his own weaknesses (not having information leading him to make uninformed decisions, and not having companions to back him up when he needs it in both social and combat situations) and so that he can take steps to ensure he can use his strength for the benefit of everyone.
What they dont declare as tyranny seems to be pretty generous honestly. During the visit to Snowchester Techno repeatedly stressed he isn't opposed to just "guys being dudes" and just hanging out. And they eventually determin that snowchester is "just guys being dudes", even though they have nukes that cause more destruction than Techno's entire wither stash could. If the syndicate (techno really, because I extra really have no idea why the others would want this) wanted "dog eat dog" anarchy it would make sense to declare snowchester a government, and that the nukes are a form of tyranny (which imo wouldn't be a 100% unjustifiable position, nukes could certainly be used to enact tyranny) and forcefully take the nukes for their own use. Which they did not do.
And in the example of c!Jack and the chickens, I think there is a bit more going on. We can even pretend the chickens are like real world chickens and not minecraft chickens, and thus not easily replaced. It doesn't make sense for him to kill them. Thats the thing about "crime". Truely sensless crimes are unjustifiable because they don't make sense to commit. They are crimes that don't benefit anyone. Jack killed the chickens in a heated moment to try to prove a point. It was a rash and emotionally driven act that has no benefit to Nikki or him beyond maybe a couple seconds of catharsis. And Nikki being able to get him to stop demonstraits the use of "power" that isn't just physical power. Nikki is able to get others to care about her, just by being herself. She's able to work with others and to understand them. She's even able to calm Jack down.
If Jack didn't care about Nikki he wouldn't be trying to kill those chickens in the first place, unless he needed food, in which case it would be justified. He was doing it specifically to try to hurt her, but failed because he cares about her too much, and it became apparent through her reaction that it wasn't really going to get him what he wanted anyways.
This post goes more into this particular event re:anarchy. I think points 2 and 4 are especially relevent.
Also I thought Wilbur wasn't reelected because Sclatt and Quackity pooled their votes? He would have won if not for that. At least thats what I remember from Wilbur's vids.
The problem with the line of thinking that if a president's people don't believe in them, they will fall, is that it ignores things like coercion and propaganda and misinformation. And that the people of the "country" can also wind up pulled along in the courrpting influence of power. They can commit terrible acts because its seen as being justifiable for the strength and protection of the group, to preserve and maintain the group, even at the expense of individuals. In cannon the Butcher Army is a pretty prime example of this. Even though its way way more of a thing irl because minecraft rp cannot be a one to one representation of real life for a number of reasons. There are arguably even more reasons to enact anarchy in minecraft, than irl (though there are still lots of good reasons to argue for it irl too).
sometimes i remember and really think about how c!jack manifold showcased the downsides of the anarchistic society that the syndicate wants: a dog fights dog society.
he comes into c!niki's hidden city to tell her about c!tommy's death, and she tells him about how she joined the syndicate and c!technoblade. c!jack manifold immediately questions the beliefs of the syndicate and goes: "if there's no government, what stops me from killing your chickens?"
and he kills the chickens. and he only stops and apologises because c!niki asks him to.
in a lawless society, the only thing stopping you from committing atrocities is if you care enough about the people, you'd commit these crimes against, to not commit them. had c!jack manifold not cared for c!niki, he could have killed those chickens and walked away.
or: if the person you'd want to commit crimes against has strong enough allies to make you back off. you might be strong enough to fit against one person but not the entire group of people.
it's the same message of unity that l'manberg was built on: no l'manbergian ever stood or fought alone. yes, they called themselves a country and a government, but the important thing about l'manberg was that the president only had as much power as the citizens gave to them. the president's power didn't lie in "swords, iron, and steel" - they didn't have to "kill, torture, and maim" to get their power. their power was fueled by the trust and respect of their people; and if the people doesn't trust or respect their president, they'd fall.
c!wilbur wasn't re-elected because people didn't believe in him; c!schlatt's incompetence and power hunger fueled the rebellion that knocked him from the post.
in a lawless, anarchistic society only the strongest survive, and there'd still be a clear hierarchy based on who is strongest; in a community, the weak can huddle together, make laws that benefit everyone, and together they survive. in some communities, individuals may have more power than others, but unity makes the group stronger as a whole - and thereby the individuals in that group are still stronger than if they stood alone.
#ahhh.... i hope this isnt rude... i am really really not trying to be rude#im sorry if ive misunderstood points#i also dont know if i was a clear as i couod be#but thats how it is
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Part Eighteen. The Package.
warnings: swearing word count: 4.3k (not including pictures)
behind the screen (irl dream x f!reader) series masterlist ultimate masterlist
a/n: me: *it’ll be a much shorter update* also me: *makes it 4.3k words* okay 🧍♀️ basically um.... strap in :D
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As expected, Y/n’s appearance on Quackity’s stream had caused a panic on Twitter, half of their fans screaming about how cute Bugity was, the other half defending Dreamsy with their lives. It was all very amusing to Y/n, knowing nothing could ever happen between her and Quackity and that neither of them actually had feelings for each other.
It seemed certain people thought otherwise.
Dream, the confident and bold man that he usually was, had once again gone quiet towards her. Though it had only been a couple of days, they hardly talked after the stream and had little contact since then, which was very unusual for the two, who normally FaceTimed at least once a day since he showed her his face.
The weirdest part was he hadn’t Tweeted any jokes about Quackity being too short for her or how Dream was her self-proclaimed Minecraft husband. Maybe he was just busy or tired, but she had a suspicion that it was because she and Quackity had succeeded in making Dream jealous, and she didn’t like it.
Unlike last time, Y/n knew to confront him about it and work it out before whatever was going on became a bigger issue. She couldn’t deal with him being weird around her again and she had a feeling that he couldn’t either. Even if he was just busy, she wanted to make sure nothing was wrong.
After sending a text to Dream to see if he was busy, Y/n was startled by her front door opening.
“Y/n!” Karl shouted as he ran in, hands full of as many white, plastic bags as possible without dropping or tearing any, though there were a few bags on his right arm that looked like they were about to give. “My beloved!”
“Karl!” she said back in a slight panic, not expecting him to burst into her house so abruptly. Naomi followed behind him with a few bags in her hands, kicking off her shoes by the entrance and dumping her keys next to them. The two friends set their new purchases on the kitchen counters and Y/n made her way to them to sit at the counter. “Enjoy your trip?”
“Oh for sure,” Naomi nodded sarcastically, unbagging a few items. “Grocery shopping with this one is always sooo fun.”
Y/n laughed as Karl perked up like he remembered something and dug through a few of the bags Naomi was sorting through. “LOOK WHAT WE BOUGHT!”
“Uh… cereal?” she guessed, eyeing the brown box her best friend held up proudly.
“Dude, it’s Cocoa Krispies!” he clarified. “I forgot these exist! I’m so excited, it’ll be like eating childhood.”
Naomi rolled her eyes fondly at his antics before turning to Y/n. “Any word from Dream?”
She shook her head. “But I only just texted him.”
“What about Dream?” Karl asked softly, worry in his eyes as he looked between the two girls. “Did something happen? Besides, you know, you showing him your face.”
Y/n groaned. “I’m never going to hear the end of this. I’m sorry you found out from a stream and I’m sorry I didn’t tell you first. It just happened so fast.”
“As long as I’m the first person you tell when you inevitably start dating.”
“Oh, like you tell me anything, Mr. I’m-Obviously-Texting-Someone-Cute-Because-I-Never-Stop-Giggling-At-My-Phone-But-Haven’t-Mentioned-Anything-To-My-Best-Friend,” Y/n accused, lifting her hands to put air quotes around the last two words. Karl turned bright red and Y/n raised her eyebrows as his phone buzzed on the counter, his eyes darting to it before looking at Y/n with a bashful smile, face still glowing. “Yeah, I thought so.”
Karl sputtered out some attempt of an excuse as he grabbed the ends of his green hoodie in his hands before giving up and huffing. “Okay, and? I only keep things from you because you keep things from me!” he said with a laugh.
“Lie,” Naomi cut in. “We know you've been texting someone for a while. We just respect your privacy about relationships, but we’ve definitely noticed.”
“I'm private about relationships?” Karl laughed. “Says you!”
“I'll tell you anything you want to know as long as you don't share it with fans,” Naomi challenged, crossing her arms and looking at Karl pointedly, as if asking him to test her.
Karl dropped his hands and paused before genuinely asking, “Are you guys dating dating?”
“We’re waiting until we meet to see how it goes,” she answered. “Your turn! Is it the camera girl at work that you mentioned a few months ago?”
“Anyways!!” Karl dragged out the word loudly, pretending to not hear Naomi's question or either of the girl’s laughter. “What about Dream?” he tried redirecting the conversation and luckily for him, Y/n didn’t mind.
“Well, I kinda....” she took a deep breath as she started helping Naomi put groceries away. “I really want to... I think, well, I know—”
“She decided to tell him she likes him,” Naomi answered for her, receiving a glare from the taller girl. “What? You were taking too long.”
Karl’s mouth opened. “Wait, really!? When? Today??” He fired off questions and Naomi chuckled.
Y/n took a shaky, but excited breath. “I don’t know when. But I’m going to tell him,” she said with determination clear in her voice.
“What made you decide to?” Karl asked with a wide grin, reaching over to Naomi to help her place a box on a higher shelf than she could reach. “Why all of a sudden?”
Y/n shrugged and crossed her arms over her chest, hugging herself tightly with excitement. “Well, I started to think he likes me too and I really want to know if something could happen or if I should try to just move on. I’ll never know unless I ask, right?” she said, and Karl and Naomi both smiled at her. “I'm sick of not knowing for sure.”
“I’m so excited for you!” Karl giggled. “I’m—Y/n, this is gonna be good. I know it.”
She smiled widely, scrunching her nose lightly. “I think so too.”
“So do George and I,” Naomi commented as she took a handful of Cocoa Krispies from the box, earning a look of betrayal from Karl, who snatched the box from her to have a snack too.
“Does everyone talk about him and I?”
Karl nodded slowly while Naomi took a more blunt approach. “Yup.”
“What are the odds that he’s the only one who doesn’t think we like each other?”
Karl giggled. “1 in 7.5 trilli— OW! You just hit me!”
“Overused joke,” Naomi explained, retracting her hand from the back of his head with a sweet smile.
Y/n pulled her phone out of her pocket as it vibrated and gasped lightly before looking up at her friends. “Okay Karl, I need to know details about this secret person you’re keeping from us, especially if it's camera girl because she sounded adorable.”
“No,” he protested pointedly. “Not until something actually happens.”
“Is.. is that a confirmation that it's camera girl?” Naomi snapped her head to look at him.
Karl paused, turning pink. “N-no?”
“Karl!” Y/n pouted and he winked dramatically at her.
“Go talk to your boy. I know it was him that just texted you.”
“Make him your boyfriend,” Naomi demanded jokingly, though the glint in her eyes told Y/n that she meant it.
“Not happening right now,” Y/n assured, getting up from her seat. “But I am going to go talk to him. So love you both, bye.”
“Hi,” Y/n greeted happily as she propped her phone up on her desk and tucked her knees to her chest.
“Hello,” Dream said with a weak smile, less enthusiastic than he seemed over text, though he was trying his best to make that not noticeable. He pulled his hood over his hair but kept his face in view and Y/n could clearly see him being vaguely distant, not looking directly at his phone.
Focus on the mission: make sure he's doing okay and if not, find out why, she reminded herself as her thoughts started to focus on how adorable he looked all tired and pouty. Don't tell him you like him if he's mad at you for something.
“Are you doing okay?” He nodded distractedly at her question and she frowned softly. “What’s wrong, Clay?”
The man stuck with his story, adding a slight smile and a breathy laugh in an attempt to make his obvious lie more believable. “Nothing. I’m fine, Bug.”
Y/n took a deep breath and held it for a moment before releasing it suddenly. “At the risk of sounding… narcissistic,” she paused, “are you by chance upset at all by the... stream from the other day?”
Hesitation was written all over Dream’s face as he chewed on his lower lip and hummed.
“Or something completely different? I just wanna make sure I didn't do anything to upset you..”
“I'm not upset at you,” he clarified quickly before hesitantly adding, “but... maybe it has a little bit to do with that.”
Y/n nodded, hoping she was understanding correctly and wasn’t about to make a fool of herself. “In a... jealous way?”
Dream huffed, clearly frustrated. “Yeah, I get it, the whole point was that Alex wanted to make me jealous because he knows how much I care about you and… and whatever. Well, it worked,” he admitted the last part softly like he was embarrassed.
“Dream,” Y/n sighed, “I’ve said it before, you have nothing to be jealous of.”
“I’m aware that I’m not allowed to be jealous, Y/n,” he said harshly, though she knew the slight anger wasn’t directed at her specifically, despite the use of her real name, which he hardly ever used.
She frowned. “That’s not—no, that’s not what I’m saying. I mean that there’s nothing to be jealous of.”
Dream looked at the camera skeptically. “I mean… there kinda is, to be fair. Two of my best friend’s reading—”
“Dream,” Y/n deadpanned, looking softly but sternly at him through the pixels that made their distance seem closer. “I’m serious.”
The blond boy shrugged slowly, seeming to realize how dumb it was to think there was a possibility of him losing Y/n’s attention in any way. “I know it’s stupid to be jealous anyway. You can, you know, have whatever friends you want. I just…” he trailed off like he wanted to say something important but shook his head.
Y/n took a deep breath, so tempted to just blurt out the words at the back of her throat. Just tell him you like him, she scolded herself, do it. It’s the perfect chance. She didn’t know if she was being dumb and was just reading into things or if she was right, but she felt like he liked her. Even before he saw her.
“Sorry I made you mad,” she whispered and he frowned.
“You didn't—Bug, I'm not mad at you. Or Quackity. I’m mad at myself if anything but… not mad.”
“So… you don't hate me?”
He rolled his head back and smiled, scoffing lightly. “I could never be mad at you. Like, actually.”
She rolled her lips between her teeth, feeling the words bubble at the back of her throat again. But before she could open her mouth to let them fly, the boy on the other side of the phone spoke up.
“Hey, did you get my package yet?” Dream asked suddenly. Y/n couldn’t tell if he was changing the subject on purpose or if he just remembered and didn’t want to forget, but it made her want to hit her head on her desk. She needed to figure out a way to subtly bring the conversation back around eventually so she could make herself tell him she liked him.
Y/n let out her breath shakily and her shoulders dropped. “Oh, uh, I don’t think so. The mail hasn’t come today though.”
Dream groaned. “I wish it would show up already,” he pouted. “It’s supposed to get there sometime in the next couple days. I don’t know exactly when because UPS is being vague.”
Y/n laughed. “What did you send?”
“The hoodie!”
“Oh yeah!” she gasped, forgetting about her self-appointed task from moments ago. “I’m very excited. Thank you again, by the way. It’s very sweet of you to send me your merch for free.”
“Of course,” he said with a soft smile. “Anything for you.”
“I’ll just have to pay you back by giving you the very first Bugsy merch.”
“Ohh!!” he gasped excitedly. “Are you working on some?”
She shrugged vaguely to tease him. “I may or may not have a few ideas.”
“Please, can I know? I really wanna know.”
“Why are you so excited?” she asked with a laugh. “You can find out when I announce stuff.”
He pouted. “I don’t get any sort of privilege?”
“Pretty privilege will only get you so far in life, bud,” she teased and he shook his head. She wondered if she would have butterflies in her stomach still if she called him pretty under different circumstances, like if they were dating. Would he react in a different way or still just give her that smile.
“I just can’t wait,” he interrupted her train of thought. “I love having every crumb of BugsyGames content I can get.”
“You already get more than anyone except Karl and Naomi. So greedy.”
He hummed and smiled at her fondly.
“Hey, you said you wanted to talk about something?”
“Huh? Oh… that… uh, well.” He stopped abruptly and his brows furrowed in deep thought, like he was deciding how to say something important again.
She decided to give him a way out by offering, “Was it just about wondering if I got the hoodie yet?”
Dream’s face lit up and she didn’t mistake the grateful look for anything else. “Yeah, that. Just let me know when you do get it. Or I’ll text you if they ever let me know where it is.”
A few days later, Y/n got a notification on Twitter from Dream’s alt account. She rolled her eyes fondly at his theatrics, knowing he didn’t text her like he made Twitter think.
Y/n lifted the large, brown box from her doorstep and shook her head as she brought it into her apartment. She dropped it on her bed with a huff, hoping that Dream didn’t send her more than one of his merch hoodies. She read the label on the front and immediately knew he did; the white sticker had her nickname written in a small, neat but childlike script instead of a label printed off from a factory. He made her believe he had ordered one from his website and had it delivered to her house, but this clearly showed it had been at his house, giving her the impression there was more than one. She breathed out and grabbed her phone, hoping Dream would pick up her FaceTime call.
After only two rings, Dream answered. “Helloooo,” he greeted slowly but happily. He was slouched sideways on his couch so his cheek pressed against the back and he smiled sleepily.
“Clay.”
“Clay?” he laughed. “Are you mad at me or something?”
“What did you send me?”
“Hoodies? Did you get them?”
“Plural?” Y/n emphasized and he smiled.
“Plural,” he confirmed, making Y/n groan.
“I feel so bad! I didn’t even want one free—”
“Come onnn, it’s fine. Bug, I’ve gifted you, like, 700 subs in one stream before but you don’t want more than one of my hoodies?”
She paused. Did he mean ‘his’ hoodies as in his hoodies? Or as in his brand?
“Just open it!” Dream prompted as he sat up a little. “I’m excited!”
“Which ones did you send me?” Y/n asked as she grabbed scissors from her desk and started opening the box, propping her phone up on her pillows so he could see. “Also, nice handwriting.”
Dream laughed. “Yeah? Sapnap says it looks like shit.”
“I doubt his is any better. I like the little… thing you drew? What is that?” she asked as she paused and leaned closer to the package to get a better look at the artwork.
“It’s a bug!” Dream laughed. “It’s not that bad. Okay, it is pretty bad but you could have figured out what it was from context clues.”
“It's just a scribble.”
“Okay, Miss Artist,” he mocked. “Just open the package!”
Y/n finished opening the box and was hit with an unfamiliar scent. It was nice, making the butterflies in her stomach flutter. She grabbed the material on top, a classic lime green hoodie with Dream’s smile printed on the front, and held it up with a wide smile.
“IT’S SO CUTE!!” she complimented, stepping back from the camera and holding it up to her body. “And also the perfect size! Thank you so much, Dream, seriously.”
“Put it on!” he said with a giggle and she complied, wanting to feel how soft it was while wearing it. She pulled the hoodie on, noting how the scent from the box lingered on the green fabric, but wasn’t strong enough to be the source.
She stepped back and lifted her arms, showing how it fit just how she liked her hoodies to. “It’s perfect!” she assured.
“It looks good on you,” he complimented. “There’s still another one.”
“I know, because you just can’t help but to break rules and go against our agreement,” she joked as she took off the new hoodie and poked her head in the box to see what else he had sent her.
Her eyes locked onto a maroon-colored hoodie with an unfamiliar logo on the front, definitely not more merch like she expected.
“It’s mine,” Dream explained softly from her phone. She looked at him to see him doing his best to hide behind his hand without making his embarrassment obvious.
“No, it’s not,” she challenged in disbelief. No way he sent her his actual hoodie.
Dream nodded and she grabbed it from the box, noticing how much larger it was than the last one. She held it up to her body again and almost fainted at the size difference.
“It’s from, like, forever ago when my family went to the Florida Keys on vacation,” he explained. “Thought you might want a reminder that warm places exist while it gets colder there.”
Y/n smiled widely, not even trying to hide her happiness, which made Dream crack and flash his own grin. “Wanna try it on?”
She didn’t need to be asked twice, slipping it over her head like the last one. It smelled amazing. This was definitely the source of the cologne and she just knew it was his. If this is what he smelled like, she was going to have a hard time not cuddling with him 24/7 when they went on vacation.
“Y/n, you look so cu—”
“It smells so good,” she voiced abruptly and distractedly, making Dream cut himself off and turn a pink that even his phone camera could pick up on.
“Glad you think so.”
She lifted the material over her nose and was even more overwhelmed by the scent that surrounded her. If her stomach butterflies were fluttering before, they were raging lunatics at this point.
“You look so cute, Bug,” Dream complimented fondly and she smiled at him, flipping the hood up to cover her face. “I was right, you do look much better in my clothes than in Karl’s.”
She hummed happily and fiddled with the hoodie strings as she walked back to her phone and took a breath.
She needed to just say it. It was obvious now; there was no way he didn’t like her, sending her his hoodie practically drenched in his cologne and saying she looked cute in his clothes while he blushed. She had nothing to lose in telling him she liked him.
“Thank you, Dream. It really means a lot to me,” she said genuinely and he smiled at her.
“One more thing,” he said and she could detect nervousness in his voice, worrying her only slightly.
“What’s up?”
“I don’t know how to say this because I’ve never done this like… this… but you know there’s a first for everything I guess, and, uh—”
“Dream,” Y/n got his attention with a small laugh. “Just say whatever you need to say.”
“I lied about what I wanted to talk to you about the other day,” he admitted, tightening his hoodie strings before loosening them and huffing loudly. “I mean, I did want to see if the package was there, but I also wanted to… I have a better explanation for kinda ignoring you after Quackity’s stream and stuff um…” he paused and took a deep breath. “I know I can get kinda, I don't know, possessive about people,” he stated, his voice raising at the end like it was a question. “And it's something I'm definitely working on because it’s not a really good trait to have, but I do it especially when I like someone a lot so I’m sorry for being jealous of Quackity and Karl and even Naomi but, uh, I really like you a lot so if I’ve ever come across as overly jealous, that's why. But, again, I'm working on that.”
Y/n didn't know how to contain her smile even if she wanted to. Her heart raced as she looked at Dream’s embarrassed and red face.
“This is also not how I wanted to do this but, I’m pretty sure if I went another day without telling you that I like you, especially after seeing you in my hoodie, I was going to actually explode.”
“You asshole,” she mumbled, a huge grin contradicting her words.
“Oh god, I'm so sorry for rambling. I understand if you wanna send me the hoodie back or even just burn it if you want. Go ahead and burn it. I didn't mean it to come across as creepy if it did. I can see how it would be because I told you I like you after telling you to wear it and… oh god. And I'll stop texting you so much and not go on streams you'll be on and—”
“No, no! Dream, I don't want any of that!” She laughed. “I called you an asshole because you beat me to it.”
“Beat you to what?” he asked, the shakiness in his voice telling her how anxious he was.
Put him out of his misery, Y/n. “I was going to tell you I like you,” she explained before softly adding, “You beat me to it.”
Dream looked at her like she hung the moon just for him. “You do?”
“Yes, dummy. I really do.” Her face was on fire and she lifted the collar of her (his) hoodie over her nose like she always did when she was flustered. This time, the action only worsened her state since she was reintroduced to the scent of Dream’s cologne.
Y/n’s screen showed Dream’s ceiling as he set his phone down abruptly and put his head in his hands, which she could kinda see by his mess of blond waves shoved into the camera lens as he leaned over his desk.
“Dream!” She laughed. “Come back!”
He grabbed his phone and held it close to his face, absolutely beaming. “You have no idea how happy— Bug, I like you a lot.”
“I like you too, Dream,” she repeated and his smile only grew.
“Holy shit. You have a crush on me!”
“Shut up,” she joked. “What are you gonna do about it, huh?”
He raised his eyebrows. “I'm going to take you on a fucking date when you get here, that's what I'll do about it. Sound good?”
She bit her lips and nodded. “I can check my schedule.”
“Oh, come on,” he whined lightly. “Really?”
“Yes, I’ll go on a freaking date with you, Clay. What kind of question is that?”
“Consent is key!!” he declared. “I'm not gonna force you to go out with me—”
“You'd have to force me not to,” she laughed. “But just to be very clear, do you see now that I meant it when I said you had nothing to be jealous of?”
He frowned seriously. “I'm really sorry. I know it's unattractive and unhealthy and I'm working on it, I really am.”
“Honestly, you've done pretty good, I think. I mean, I didn't even know you were jealous of Naomi until you told me. And you didn't blow up at Quackity… at least not during stream or in front of me, which shows you have some self control.”
Dream laughed through his nose. “I actually didn't yell at him for that at all. Just… pouted to George and Karl.”
“W-wait to KARL? Karl knows you like me? AND George? That means both of us told them how we felt and neither of them let us know!”
“They hate us,” Dream joked.
“Just for that, I'm not telling either of them about the date. Purely out of spite.”
“I made them swear they wouldn't tell you anything though. So I understand why they didn't say anything.”
Y/n hummed. “I guess I did the same… okay fine they're super loyal, perfect friends. Still annoying.”
Dream smiled at her attitude and her frown melted away.
“By the way, I never said you being jealous wasn't hot.”
Dream’s eyebrows shot up. “What the hell did you just say?”
“Unreasonable jealousy isn't but you sending me a hoodie just because you don't want to see me wear Karl’s is kinda…” she suddenly got shy at her words but still raised an eyebrow at him. “It's definitely attractive.”
Dream shook his head fondly. “You're going to kill me.”
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Part Eight. "If you're the imposter, you are canonically Bugsy Siegel."
warnings: swearing word count: 2k (not including pictures)
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A/N: ahehahehoho ik sapnap didn't fly to dreams house before they moved in together but this is a fanfic and therefore what i say goes and i say he did :) hope you enjoy!!!!!!
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"SAPNAP!" Y/n yelled into her phone, smiling against the cool device.
"Bugsy!" he said with a laugh.
"You're with Dream?"
"Yeah, you wanna say hi?"
"No, give the phone to Patches!!"
"She literally hates me. She runs away when I see her."
Y/n laughed and heard a voice of protest in the background.
"Dream claims it's because she's shy but she literally hissed at me in my nightmares so I think we have bad blood."
Y/n giggled and balanced the phone between her shoulder and cheek. "You're still on for Among Us tonight, right?"
"Yeah, why? What's up?"
"I was just checking since you're visiting Dream apparently. I don't want to take away from your bro time or whatever."
"Oh, nah, it's good. I'm only here so we can look at places to live together and stuff. He told you I'm moving in with him soon, right?"
"Yeah! That's awesome!"
"Yeah. But, yeah, I love playing games with you! Besides, he has his stupid George plug-in to finish still so I'll be bored. So yes, of course I'm still playing, Bugsy!!!!"
"I've never made a lobby before so I'm just nervous," she said, the feeling evident in her voice.
"Don't worry, I'll make sure none of them pull that stupid prank we pull with Quackity all the time when we tell him we're leaving and pretend like he's muted. It always drags on for like half an hour."
"Okay, good. I'm literally so scared already I don't need hooligans messing with me."
"Don't worry, I got you, Bugsy."
"Thanks. Hey, can you tell Dream he sucks?"
Sapnap groaned. "I don't wanna be your messenger for your love letters to each other."
"Sapnap!" she exclaimed. "No, just... tell him he sucks."
She listened as Sapnap's voice became muffled and she heard him relay the message. A loud, "BUGSY!!" was heard in Dreams voice and she giggled.
"He's dramatically appalled. He said—you know what, no. You guys can talk to each other on your own phones. I'm not being a delivery boy."
"Boo, no fun. I'll let you go so you can hang out with Dream but I can't wait for the game!"
"Me too! See ya Bugsy, love you."
"Love you, Sap!!"
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Y/n drummed her fingers lightly against her desk as she waited for people to join her stream. She was muted, her viewers only left with the sounds of the music she played and the image of her commissioned "starting soon!!" screen. She double-checked the Discord call she was deafened and muted in to make sure her friends were actually there before unmuting her stream and welcoming everyone.
"Chat!!" she announced happily. "Hi! Hello! Welcome one and all to my stream!" She glanced at the chat which was filled with welcomes and announcements of everyone's excitement. She thanked everyone that had donated and gifted subs before checking her surroundings, even though it wouldn't be shown on stream.
She was bundled in a hoodie, her comforter from her bed wrapped around her and trapping her in a cocoon. The lights were off except a candle on her desk and her fairy lights around her room. It was all very serene. She was ready.
A dono came through and she laughed at the question. "Why isn't Dream joining? Um, because he said no. He doesn't have time for me," she joked, recalling them teasing each other about making time for one another. "This just in: Dreamwastaken hates BugsyGames."
Moments later, a $20 dono came through from Dream saying, "not true".
"Dream!" she exclaimed with a laugh. "You can donate and stalk my stream but not play with us? Very rude. Get off my stream and go finish coding, nerd." Despite her words, she couldn't stop smiling.
"Alright, folks! Listen up, today is gonna be so fun. We got Karl, we got Quackity, we got Tubbo, Ranboo, Sapnap, George, Schlatt, Corpse, Sykkuno," she took a dramatic breath and paused, making sure she wasn't forgetting to mention anyone. "Okay? It's gonna be so fun and I'm very excited!" She glanced at chat and smiled at all the positivity.
user4: SYKKUNO AND BUGSY YES
user5: corpse!!!!!! T_T
user2: omg watch out dream, we got another faceless man he might come for ur girl
user7: omg is this the first time bugsy is playing with tubbo and ranboo???
"Yes, I'm very excited to have Corpse and Sykkuno play today! I haven't played anything with them or Schlatt yet but I have played Minecraft with Tubbo and Ranboo not too long ago. So it should be fun!! Okay, let's join the vc!!"
She typed in the text channel that she was joining before unmuting and undeafening herself. Her headphones were immediately filled with voices speaking over each other, one louder than the rest.
"—aren't, but come on, there has to be something! We aren't blind!" It was Quackity. "Well, George is colorblind but—"
"Hey!" George protested of Quackity's fit of laughter.
"I think they'd be cute," Tubbo said.
"Me too!" Sykkuno's sweet voice rang.
"Quackity!" Karl shouted, exasperated. "I promise you they aren't actually dating! Like actually!!! She's my best friend and she would tell me if something was going on!!" His voice was desperate, almost as if he felt like Quackity was doubting his friendship with whoever he was talking about. Wait, Y/n was Karl's best friend. Were they talking about...
"Yeah, that and I'm literally in his house right now," Sapnap said. "That's two people who are close with the sources who haven't heard anything. I've literally asked Dream straight up to his face and he said no. And he's a terrible liar so I would be able to tell if he and Bugsy—"
"Hi everyone!!" Y/n said quickly, snapping out of wanting to listen to the gossip when she remembered she was streaming. She was worried about how detailed everyone would go into their theories and opinions of what sounded like her and Dream dating.
Where did they get that idea? she thought.
She didn't dare look at her chat in case they picked up on what the boys were talking about, which was very likely.
Quackity and Corpse started laughing loudly at Y/n's entrance while Tubbo stammered out an awkward, "Hel-hello Bugsy!" as if he had been caught doing something wrong. Oh, Tubbo, my sweet son, you could never do anything wrong.
"What are... you guys, haha, uh... talking about?" she asked slowly, hoping they would lie if they were talking about what she thought they were.
"The weather," Sapnap lied.
"Uh, uh, uh," Corpse stammered with a small laugh at the end.
"Tax evasion!" Ranboo shouted.
"Don't let these pricks lie to you, Bugsy," Schlatt said casually, his mouth clearly full of food. Probably a corndog or quesadilla or something. She tensed at his honestly, praying he wasn't going to blurt what they actually— "They're talking about you and Dream."
"M-me and Dream?"
"Are you dating? Yes or no?" he asked bluntly.
"Wha—n-no! No, we aren't."
"TOLD YOU!" Karl and Sapnap both yelled.
"Can we just.. play?" she asked with a laugh. She usually liked chatting with everyone before they played things on other people's streams but she was certain the topic was going to stay on her and Dream and she didn't want that. Bugsy and Dream... that has a nice ring to it, she thought before shaking her head to rid it from her mind. Weird.
"I do have one question, Bugsy," Schlatt said. "Bugsy... what is that? All I can think of is Bugsy Siegel."
"Because you're the most New York New Yorker on the planet," she groaned with a small laugh. "Bugsy just sounded cute, don't compare me to a mobster."
"Then don't name yourself after one."
"Please can we play?" Y/n groaned. "I just wanna play."
"Me too!" Tubbo agreed.
"This is why you're my favorite, Tubbo."
"Yeah, let's get this shit over with," Schlatt sighed among all the agreeing to start. "If you're the imposter, you are canonically Bugsy Siegel."
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"TUBBO!" Y/n yelled as the defeat screen appeared. The boy laughed as he sputtered out a defense. "You and Ranboo?? My own sons?! How did you guys get away with that? I literally said from the beginning that it was Ranboo and NO ONE listened to me!!"
"Sorry, mother," Ranboo apologized before laughing.
"I don't trust women," Schaltt said.
"Schlatt, why would I target Ranboo or Tubbo if I didn't have solid evidence it was them? I'd blame someone like Sapnap if I was imposter, not my own sons."
Tubbo laughed loudly and George giggled.
"You can't be trusted, Bugsy!" Quackity yelled. "You lie every other goddamn round!"
"BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING IMPOSTER!" she defended as she raised out of her chair slightly. She had never been so angry than when playing Among Us. It was a dangerous game for her. Her covers were thrown off of her body, abandoned at her feet, and her hoodie sleeves were pushed up. Good thing she didn't use a facecam because she looked like she could murder someone right then. "I have no choice but to lie!!!"
A new game started and she relaxed at the sight of her being crewmate again. She had already been imposter three or four times and they had only played six rounds.
She headed straight for the reactor to do her first task, closing out to see Sapnap silently standing behind her.
"Ah!" she yelled, jumping slightly. "You scared me, dude. Why... why are you being so cryptic?" No answer. "Ssssssssap.....nap?" she asked softly, confused by his uncharacteristic silence.
George walked in and stopped. "Why are you guys just staring at each other?"
"I was doing my task and turned around and Sapnap was here and he hasn't said anything. Sap?"
Shuffling was heard from his mic before he started moving again. "Hey guys!" he chirped as if he hadn't been super creepy moments before. "I was AFK, Dream brought me Chick-fil-a."
"Oh," Y/n breathed. "You looked super sus for a minute there, bud."
"Nah, I just got food," he said, voice muffled by said food to confirm. "Dream! Come say hi to your girlfriend!"
Wasn't Sapnap one of the ones that literally just argued with the group that Bugsy and Dream weren't dating?
Without further explanation, Y/n could hear footsteps coming from Sapnap's mic before Dream's voice came through. "Hi, Bug. Hi, George."
Y/n laughed, glad he greeted George too. Maybe that's who Sapnap meant in the first place? Why did she assume they were talking about her? Ugh, everything was confusing when she had butterflies in her tummy at the mention of Dream's name.
"I'm his favorite girlfriend," George teased, circling around Y/n's character.
"Also his only girlfriend," she said.
"Oh also," Dream's voice appeared again. "Sapnap's imposter."
Y/n and George ran away screaming, heading straight for the emergency button.
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Later that night, stream over and Y/n tucked into bed, she scrolled through Twitter and laughed at a Tweet Dream had posted. It was like it was made for her. She ran through her camera roll and found her favorite memes that applied to the request.
She smiled widely and giggled at the butterflies in her stomach when moments later, she received a text from the boy himself. Looks like he wanted her number for more than just to make a cabin vacation group chat (which had yet to be made, she noted).
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