#Really Bad Chess
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Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.
Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.
#crab says words#chess#tumblr polls#i learned how to play in elementary school and so did all my siblings#i use to play chess with random people constantly in highschool#im really bad at chess but its still fun to play ya know#i just am so shocked they literally knew nothing other than “the horses can move in an L shape”#i taught them how to play and made then play with me so dont worry i fixed the situation 😌#pls reblog this 🥺#i take it back!! my notifications will never recover!!! pls stop reblogging this!!!!!!
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IK Knows What You Are
#lucifer thinks ik is playing 3d chess and ik thinks lucifer is doing a really bad job at staying in the closet#i had an idea and went supersonic mode to draw it immediately#i promise i will get back to the requests now#obey me#art#obey me lucifer#jtta ik
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I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.
Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much
#the first time mihawk pins him straddling his hips he smiles shanks looks up and swears he sees god#but yeah this position definitely escalated things a lot of times#Shanks is playing 3-d chess on how to get laid#I love the idea of especially when they were much younger and mihawk was marginally less serious a lot#their duels ended with them wresting in the dirt#and because I cannot for the life of me imagine Mihawk throwing a punch I’m just going to assume he was hilariously bad at this as well#like he’s not terrible at wresting but once you have him pinned no weapon in hand that’s it he’s done#but even with like a pen he would fucking take your light out#this is the only thing they do where Shanjs can really win and Mihawk hates it (so he claims the full body blush says otherwise)#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks
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Day 24 of TMayNT: Favorite turtle + villain dynamic
I chose Hypno-potamus from Rise of the TMNT for this prompt :]
I love his character development and how he seems to grow a soft spot for the turtles.
These sketches are redrawn from screenshots except for the doodles of rabbits, doves etc :]
(Note: I chose to draw Hypno in a top hat rather than a turban because one of the writers who worked on the show said that Hypno was not wearing the turban for religious reasons. It was part of his costume. Also, Hypno’s canon design, especially as a human, has similarities to harmful stereotypes of Romani people—so a few of Hypno’s fans on here including me like to depict Hypno with a top hat instead.)
the TMayNT challenge is hosted by @mikasleaf see more at @tmaynt
#sofia’s art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise hypno#hypno potamus#rise leo#rise raph#rise donnie#rise mikey#rise april#tmaynt#tmnt art challenge#studies#sketches#leave hypno and leo alone for a moment and hypno starts putting on a magic show#leo loves magic so much it would have been fun to see those two become friends#i think hypno would have been excited for a fan unlike ghost bear and meat sweats#hypno really did seem happy when donnie mikey and leo reunited in battle nexus: new york#and he took his role helping donnie seriously even though he didn’t know how to play chess and it seemed like only donnie was in danger#in the movie neither hypno nor leo seemed to take their fight very seriously hypno didn’t even take out his rings#also I didn’t draw anything about it but in a deleted scene for the movie in the bad future hypno and warren are on the turtle’s team#not only that but they appeared to be in leo’s inner circle they were with the people who we’re going to go back in time#in case you were wondering the little creature with the rabbits and doves is a character of mine
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Tarkin, over holo: Emperor Palpatine, Mount Tantiss has been destroyed in an attack orchestrated by a rogue squad of defective clones. Dr. Hemlock perished in the fighting.
Palpatine, signing off on another shitty law: Sucks. *shotguns his glass of wine*
#they really don’t care lol#like it’s fine. palpatine isn’t a master of 5d chess for nothing#and tarkin has to restrain himself from throwing a party over it because he fucking hated hemlock lmao#the bad batch#star wars#tbb incorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes#tbb season 3#tbb finale#sheev palpatine#wilhuff tarkin#royce hemlock#haha get fucked hemlock#clone force 99
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I rarely take pictures anymore. It’s like I just don’t want to remember any moment from this part of my life lol
#me#mine#girls with tattoos#myself#girls with glasses#girls with piercings#fairy aesthetic#fairycore#you know I come on here or I look through Snapchat memories#and even at my saddest I did not know or understand real pain#now that I do I feel so different#so old and so worn out#I feel like all the color has drained from my being#I’m not even a person anymore#I have horrid ptsd now#the only way I can really hangout with my dad is to play iPhone chess bc he’s sitting in a fucking hospital bed#oh god it all hurts so bad to think about#it makes me want to throw up#I miss who I was three years ago before all the pain#how does someone even come back from all of this#how do I see the things I’ve seen and lose what’s I’ve lost and move on to live a normal life#I had seemed to learn every life lesson the hard way and always fall in love with the wrong ppl#I had a very tough time loving myself which is still true#but that was all stuff like I could live with and grow from#this is just a deep set pain idk
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Rice. From my plot that's literally just a game of chess. (he's a rook)
#my characters#CHESS BABIES#they actually had a tag here and i adore it bc it was in caps lock for a while#no idea why it was in caps but whatever it was thems the rules#rice has a younger sister named turnip and shes a pawn and then his coworker rook is a guy named cakes#and cakes has a huuuuuuge crush on him and doesnt think to hide it so rice just kinda puts up with it and then somehow#they meet with one of the white knights and are like well he seems mostly harmless#and since they dont attack or try to kill him he decides hes actually in love with rice as well so cakes is like oh no#im going to lose my years long crush to some foreign guy#but the white knight is just vibing cause out of the entire white army he has the least stake in it bc he was born in the land of red#so he doesnt really care but since one of his parents was a white native he got recruited kinda#look it sounds so bad to have colored nations and them being white black and red#but its chess i swear and my dad had a REALLY FUCKING NICE wooden chess set when i was a kid#and it was AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL and each piece had red felt on the bottom to about scuffing the pretty wood board#anyway thats where the neutral land idea came from - all of his pieces had SOME red on them#and now i gotta go to work for more video orientation#guys theres been so many videos in the past two days#i have no energy for art#i have so many things i wanna draw but i havent managed to actually do anything yet#i need a fuckin schedule.....
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Ummm… so what does it mean if someone looked at over half of their family members (most of which are on one side), themselves included, and have thought “oh that sounds a lot like Tech or like something Tech would do or gives off Tech vibes”?
I’m not asking for a friend.
#it all started with my grandfather since the similarities were too hard to ignore#I mean his skills with computers and technology and chess his sense of humor and the ways he shows he cares really stood out to me#and keeping him in mind when I write really helps me to get Tech’s voice going#then I was like oh I do a lot of those things too but that’s just a coincidence we’re just both quirky#then I noticed more and more family members in our immediate circle and I was like hmm wait a minute#and then I got a front row seat to a lesson in some extended family lore…#and I was like ohhh this isn’t funny anymore this is a little weird#like I knew my immediate family resembled the bad batch a lot and other members had similar personalities#but now that I’m deeper I realize that there is a VERY disproportionate amount of fandom and canon Tech vibes being represented#but yeah#much to think about#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb tech
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(manticore's) endgame
#wizard101#wizard101 fandom#w101#w101 fandom#novus spoilers#the old one#manticore#sal art#i hate backgrounds btw. and shading. got REAL lazy with both#anyway. ahem. toxic old man yaoi AND chess symbolism are real#ya they both have rings :] dont read into it#ummm in the 2nd to last frame hes supporting the King and keeping it from falling. and then in the last one hes doing the same#Do You Understand. my visions#pushing my 'old one sucks at chess' agenda forever#also hyea last one looks a lot like a frame from life is confusing. idc. whatever#dont ask how the old one ended up in that position btw i wasnt thinking about the logistics of play#hes just REALLY bad at this game#this is supporsed to be romantic btw. of dubious sincerity but romantic nonetheless#chess is like gay sex. if you think about it#youre trying to 'mate' another man 🤨 interesting
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you've probably been asked this before but if you could change anything (rewrite remove add) about ctntduo (character, dynamic,events) what would it be?
Interesting, haven't been asked this before actually!
One of the crucial issues with ctntduo especially once it was established as an actual plot point during Las Nevadas is that while ccWilbur was focused on his own arc and how he and quackity were paralleled, ccQuackity had his own story to tell. He clearly included cWilbur's influence on his character, but nothing past this. I think it impacted the weight of tntduo's dynamic in the story.
In his finale and pentultimate stream, Quackity focused a lot more on dapuo and his character's dynamic with Charlie. I don't even fully agree with how it went, because he clearly wanted to include more stuff with the whole las nevadas crew and his dynamic with Charlie kind of went into a direction that didn't really fully flesh out their nuances that I would have liked. Charlie was a bit... woobified in his writing. But most significantly for this post, Quackity did not have the same emotional investment for ctntduo for the same way Wilbur did, and it accidentally shifted the character dynamic to being less of equal stance too.
So firstly, I mean this is a common suggestion but to have more streams with Wilbur to intersect the burger arc was one thing. I really like how it was more in Wilbur's POV to make Quackity's role in this more uncertain! But I would have desperately wanted Wilbur to have taken part of the prison break, clearly idolized Dream for saving him, then wrestled with exile after Tommy told him. Pissed off Quackity got to Dream before he did. Wished it was him doing the heroic torturing to gleefully put himself as the hero "saving" his brother. Inconsolable differences, where Wilbur straight up fantasizes killing cDream over and over was one of the most beautiful streams ever tbh.
Another theory that my friend suggested and NEVER got out of my head is that after Wilbur planted tnt detonations to fuck with Quackity, Quackity actively destroys a part of his city and blames it on Wilbur. Vile. Underhanded. No one has any evidence and people are quick to turn on Wilbur -- Tommy believes him though.
And, I've never admitted this but I personally believe Wilbur's finale had initially involved asking Quackity run away with him to Utah. I know. Not Tommy, he'd idiotically choose Quackity. I know that sounds really stupid but for this to work, Quackity would immediately turn him down. It would parallel when Wilbur eagerly accepts the "offer" to join Quackity's Las Nevadas from the very beginning. During that time, Wilbur is so in disbelief that Quackity would turn him down. You can see him convincing himself that he's changed for the better, you can see him really believing he'd be the perfect man for the job. But this time, when Quackity says no, Wilbur accepts it.
They would never work out, bc that is not the POINT of ctntduo. Each have their own arcs that are not resolved by ending up together. They go their separate ways in the end, but respect each other. I never liked him anyway.
so TLDR
More burger lore streams... We really didn't get much of ctntduo
Dream's prison break with Wilbur's slow descent realizing his "saviour" is not to be idolized
Quackity destroys part himself in the process trying to get back at Wilbur
"Come to Utah with me?" "...I won't."
#asks#anonymous#dsmp#tntduo#im just rambling... sorry#I wish I was more coherent I had a whole thread ranting about it but twitter's search method is very bad now#these are thoughts and ideas. I haven't really fully pieced them together#also ctntduo playing chess please lmao#the chess rant is its own thing for another day
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thank god house md isn't in danger of starting satellite interests for me. there is a direct pipeline between me listening to chess in concert last april and the fact that i spent most of this evening watching 1940s guides to dating
#but i do NOT give a fuck about medical science God Bless#the chess satellite interests are really bad though. it brought back my history fascination AND my interest in the actual game of chess..#.txt
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I think if Wolf 359 had been running in the past ~2 years, it would've absolutely done numbers here, between how this site cares a lot more about character arcs and media analysis now, and also Hera's autistic disabled transgender swag. HOWEVER, they wouldn't be able to make Wolf 359 today, not even for like "political" reasons, but because characters in media now are all too self aware and good at talking about their own emotions. We would never get shit like Minkowski drugging Eiffel with hallucinogens to get him to read Pryce & Carter, instead they'd just have a heart-to-heart where she admits she's only so adamant about protocol because of her own insecurities. Half the fun of the show is extrapolating characters' motivations and thought process from their absolutely batshit actions and words! It just wouldn't be the same 😔
#also half the internet would crucify Eiffel before he gets a chance for character development I'm sorry but it's true#like what I'm getting at is that so much modern media is governed by conventions like that whether we realize or not and Wolf 359 would not#thrive with that style. If every character isn't playing some degree of 4D chess around how they really feel then what's the point#also they would've made Kepler and Jacobi canon which would actually be Bad but that's a different post (short version they work#better as unresolved tension because neither of those men talk about their feelings under threat of death)#and adding to those numbers are the growing number of disillusioned star wars fans that WOULD jump on some quality sci fi#curio chatter#wolf 359
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That different people can engage with the same piece of media and come out of it with wildly different interpretations is a testament to the evolutionary miracle that is the human brain. It is also very annoying.
#but i'm gonna mind my own business.#like the point of saw and luthen's characters TO ME isn't 'Both Sides Bad' it's 'revolution is ugly beyond belief and#if you make it out alive it won't be with clean hands EVEN IF your cause is just and the alternative (fascism) is unbearable.#i think the audience is meant to be disturbed by their accelerationist tactics we are meant to think about whether the ends really justify#the means we are meant to think about whether 'good' is something you believe or something you do or something in between.#we as the audience of a prequel series also have the benefit of near-omniscience bc WE know that while saw and luthen are poking the bear#and playing with human lives like they're chess pieces the empire is actively building a weapon capable of blowing up entire planets#and mass-murdering billions which they will later use without hesitation. saw and luthen DON'T know that which complicates things further.#collapsing all that nuance and reducing it to Both Sides Bad is. well. reductive. but like i said i'm gonna mind my own business (lying).#btw i say all of this as someone who studied real-life parallels of these kinds of things extensively in school and had to stop because#i was too much of a kumbaya pacifist and it quite literally drove me insane.#so if anybody came out of that show saying Both Sides Bad it should've been me. and yet. like idk man at the end of the day#there is a difference between a rebellion using violence to claw back an imperfect democracy and a brutally repressive empire.#sorry i promise i'll stop talking about this show someday but ummm that day is not today. apparently.
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somehow this week is 3 hours long and these little pockets of time i have to scroll and be silly are being consumed with chess. i'm afraid i am developing a new (old) hobby.
#i think it was a few days ago that a poll about chess was circlilating#(yes that was intentional)#and that kinda stuck with me. i downloaded the chess app like 2 days ago and have been playing a fair bit#winning rate is about 80% so!! not so bad!!#(yes i'm still on easy mode but 🥺 haven't played in years so)#before anyone asks - no i have not seen queen's gambit. no i have no interest. i'm sure it's great. still a no.#i feel like a grandma cus my only phone games are sudoku / chess / solitaire#and that colour puzzle game with the little hue squares#everything else i play gets deleted in less than a week#anyways. today i was thinking of Daniel from the House of the Rising Sun post. my cute 70s heartthrob with the cool jacket#i think i'm gonna watch an episode of that tonight. not sure i wanna pick it up during the car ride or a few days later#(this is your sign to treat your mind scenarious like different tv shows 💙 it may not be the healthiest coping mechanism#but i'd rather think about cool vintage bars and hot guys than listening to all the negative stuff swirling around 👍)#anyways x 2. today was my mom's birthday and i made a really cute chocolate cake. i don't usually go for just choccy but it's her fav so.#i need to decorate my acnh island for halloween. and read so much stuff. augh#darya talks to herself
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The music I discovered thanks to random animatics and recommendations from who killed Markiplier related posts like 6 years ago is on another level
#count of monte cristo the musical and Josh groban chess the musical my beloveds#idk why it just randomly hit me like ‘remember those really good songs you used to listen to’#they’re still really good#still very WKM coded as well lol#I wish I took the drawing art class in high school so I could draw animatics#(no I don’t I love the sculpture classes I took)#(but I do wish I could do animatics)#maybe I’ll just do it with bad art anyways idk#I need to finish my currently 79 page fanfiction first lol#not an ego one sorry#but if you like MHA it’s on my ao3 check it out 😘😘😘#personal tag
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#Sek#Kar#star trek oc#[REDACTED] family shenanigans#klingon oc#Kar is Sek's childhood best friend whom he met bc Kar won a chess match against him and Sek started crying when Kar gloated about it#and Kar felt really bad v_v and they've been best friends ever since :)#also Kar was Sek's first kiss and they did a LOT of 'kissing practice' until Tuvok caught them and was like No. Enough Of That. Stop.#Kar had a MASSSIIIIIVE crush on him when they were kids#now Kar is Sek's..........friend. And they still kiss.#& T'Nia (Sek's wife) knows and is fine with it. Hell - she might fuck around and kiss Kar too#How Sek feels about Kar is: He is my closest friend and I will love him until the day I die <- romantic[????]#Sek & Kar made a pact as kids that if one of them was dying and there was no way out of it the other would kill them#so#yeah#star trek#star trek art#comix
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