#Real Trans Agenda

[jellorat]

The real trans agenda

I saw this picture of a transgender woman that was just killing it on Reddit. She was blonde in a professional suite skirt, and just damn fine looking.

I sent the link to my coworker friend and asked if it looked like a mutual coworker that is probably the worst person ever, but very cute physically. We both agreed it looked like her, and at first glance you would think they were the same person.

I told my coworker friend, who is cis, that this is the real trans agenda. We are replacing terrible people one by one, with nicer, better, prettier versions. I told her as her personal trans representative that I had upgraded her clearance to know these things.

[chrystalmedeir3]

I can be yours forever, just tell me when to start..💞

[olyriakay1]

[334iwatchshit]

yeah this mlm fan ship is fun but what if they were both butch lesbians? you ever think about that?

[lazaruswitch]

lazarus pit dick this lazarus pit top surgery that where is the lazarus pit bottom surgery 🤨 where is the lazarus pit double d's 🤨

[dthmet]

What if we were both catboys and mercenaries… haha… jk…

Unless??

[v7lgar]

i need more of ur brainrot about trans james pls

i love to talk abt trans james ughhhhh

he didn't cover his top surgery scars until he met regulus and after that he decided to cover them w star tattoos and regulus loves to trail his fingers on them and it means so much to james and in return regulus got his antler tattoo on his hip leading to his dick (like that one fanart we all saw & i can stop thinking abt it ugh)

at first he was avoiding physical contact and regulus noticed this, so he didn't touch james until he said it's ok and the first time he trailed his fingers on james' body he was mesmirezed by james' haunting beauty, he slowly put his hands both on james' shoulders and he slowly dragged them down until his touch meet w every muscle of james' upper body and james didn't waste any second and stared at regulus' face and tracking down every emotion until he couldn't take it and palmed regulus' face and kissed him with every fiber of his being until he make him fall on his bed and make out for the first time ever for HOURS damn i should write this

he loves to grab regulus by hair throat and pin him to the wall/bed/floor and any surface u can imagine he likes to have control over but regulus is also like that. but regulus learns to trust him and he was the first one to give control to the other and james was sooooo enthusiast w it he worships regulus' naked and tied body he licks kisses sucks every inch of his body, he trails his lips all over he gives him hickeys which regulus is going to later caress them w a smile on his face. james likes to own him until he trusts regulus enough to let him touch or giving control to reggie and even tho reg says it's ok to have control james i don't need it i'm glad w what we have etc but for james it's not about that, james wants someone in his life that he is trusting entirely and he wants to taste that kind of love without any boundaries and the first time he lets regulus eat him out he was nervous but also so sure of regulus at the same time and regulus mapped out james' whole body and he gently licked and tasted james' wetness and he kisses every part of his pussy so slow james felt like dying in the first two mins and when he wanted to guide regulus' head reg didn't let him he wanted to enjoy and take it slow and so slow that james was SWEATING the entire time lost in the desire cloud and james is slick w want he wants regulus to fuck him w his fingers and tongue he wants regulus to take him apart but it's also such a big deal for him so he just trusts regulus and lets him do anything he wants to james

[satinoflowers]

only valid arya and sansa discourse is about which one we use he/him pronouns for

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

[vinecine]

Preach🙌

[rawliverandgoronspice]

Is it me or am I seeing a stark increase of acephobic dogwhistle posts on my dash in the year of our lord 2024 for seemingly no reason at all

[darknanigans]

shadow help your boyfriend you BITCH 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

brand brand brand brand

[olyriakay1]

[bornnraisedinsilenthill]

Dio Brando is DIO’s deadname.

[ovytia-art]

For @green-with-envy-phandom-event, line art by @ethan-is-obsessed

I wish I had funnier things in my ipad camera roll, but alas…

[yurihotline]

With the fact starbreeze keeps showing Houston's mask they have an opportunity to do something really funny

Early in the game lifespan they give us "Houston", who is INTENTIONALLY voiced by someone new, maybe give them a more southern accent (get the pd2 beta dallas va or smth) and have it actually be a THIRD steele sibling. Something something rule of three

Plus some sort of heist in a prison to try to get gold in the warden's office or something and also breaking out the actual Houston in the process would be pretty sick I think

Insert joke about that mask being fucking cursed here